OH SHIT NIGGA. You are lady Firemane. Of the (formerly) noble house of Fireborn! You were once the greatest wagon racer this side of the kingdom. Sadly due to shenanigans, you lost everything and went into debt with the Adventurer's Guild in order to survive. But then you found the Inexperienced Hero, Ezekiel "Kid" Rutebega ! You took him under your wing to mold him into the hero he's always meant to be: your devoted apprentice (probably)Ezekiel's older brother has started his campaign of destruction, he leads his hordes of undead barbarians to ravage the lands. As members of the guild, your party has went on the quest chain to stop said undead barbarian horde.In pursuit of said barbarian horde, the party is currently going through the SPOOKY FOREST™
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>6349652A very spooky spider block your path.
>>6349659>>6349659
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>6349663Cast a touch over the spider. Maybe it can unspookify the spider?
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Rolled 86 (1d100)>>6349671Can we pass through, spider? What other spooky creature live in this forest?
>>6349676"There's like, living trees, undead, zombies, giant bats, ya know, the works"
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>6349679Ok. Got any side quest perhaps along the spooky shenanigans?
>>6349682"Well, there's this one crypt deep in the forest. Or the witches' hut. Also deep in the forest, but in the other direction"
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>6349684All right, let go with the witches' hut side quest. Maybe she have a way to go pass through the infinity herd of cows that blocking the route.
>>6349691
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>6349697Go to the right pass that may led to the witch hut.
>>6349700Surely you won't run into anything spooooky here
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>6349702Let the dice tell what we going to recounter. . . Hope it not too spooky.
>>6349709>9OH SHIT A SKELETON
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>6349725Is he a good skeltal?
What the fuck I thought OP was actually fucking dead for real this time.
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>6349725Is he?!
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>6349753Possibly?
>>6349754Yeah he looks pretty chill
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>6349753No
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>6349757Ask Mr.Skeltal about the witch
>>6349759"She's a terrible one! You'd be cursed if you deal with her, friend. She turned me into a newt!"
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>6349761Cool, any advice for dealing with her?
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>6349761A newt?
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>6349757Get in the car closer! We are going on an adventure!
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>6349761You don't look like a newt.
>>6349765"I got better"
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>6349766You aren't a dirty Knight Who says "Ni" are you?
>>6349767"Nah man, I'm just a skeleton. Observe how I am completely indifferent to this shrubbery"
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>6349769Good. I didn't want to bite your ankles.Where is the witch?
>>6349770"Oh just head down this road, past this giant evil murder unicorn"
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>6349778Cool. Thanks Mr.Skeltal. We'll be on our way.
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>6349778Wow. You hid that pretty well. Did you train it to appear dramatically like that?
>>6349779Mr Skeltal bids you good bye and leaves the screen
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>6349784Begin diplomacy with the giant evil murder unicorn.
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>6349784Burn the shrubbery and peel out
>>6349787
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>6349793LOOK! OVER THERE! A VERY SPOOKY MAGICAL BUTTERFLY FLUTTERING TOWARD YOU!
Rolled 54 + 60 (1d100 + 60)>>6349800WILL FIREMANE CONVINCE THE UNICORN TO LOOK OVER THERE?
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>6349811What the fuck do you mean he gets a +60 to the roll?
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>6349812>1THE UNICORN GETS MAD AND CHARGES AT YOU!
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>6349815Good thing our wagon was built for exactly this kind of scenario.
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>6349819The unicorn pierces the ground where you stood, but you swerved out of the way in time!
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>6349824Oh no, he's catching back up!?
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>6349824Spin-n
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>6349828The Unicorn attempts to kick you! But you spun Shitfucker around just in time!
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>6349834Blaze-on, Shitfucker.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>6349834Beat this Unicorn's ass!
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>6349834KILL THAT NIGGA
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>6349843Channeling the fireknight powers of Firemane and Ezekiel, Shitfucker is launched straight at the Unicorn! Slamming into its giant evil undead murder face!
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>6349856A critical hit!?
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>6349856Break the horn with a spin kick!
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>6349858POWER CLASH!
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>6349865Button mashhhhhh
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>6349865BUTTON MASH HARDER!!! UUUUOOOOOOH!
>>6349867MASSSSSHHHHHH
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>6349875THE POWER SURGES! PRESS THE BUTTON HARDER!
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>6349875Kaboooom
>>6349894>>6349878
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>6349897Negotiations: Concluded.
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>6349897Take horn
>>6349898With diplomacy finished, you are able to head deeper into the spooky forest, now slightly brighter thanks to your shenanigans.Ezekiel looks at you with admiration while Night Knightess mumbles something about you being a brute or whatever. Double Wizard and Fist of God just chill out in the backseat, having nothing to do this episode so far.All's well that ends well. Imma uh, go to bed now, bread continues like, tomorrow probs.Updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>6349652oh there you are, I don't use social media and was afraid something happened when I didn't see you on the board for a while.
>>6349905X didn't inform me that you had a thread. Feels like YouTube not telling me about my subscriptions. They are literally phasing out humans in social media with AI. Why? I have crazy theories. Like using an AI loop so that even users are replaced by AI and corporations get money from advertisers and only AI responds.
>>6350148>>6350274
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>6350310Another random spooky recounter appear.
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>6350310It all them barbarians fault! They can't run social media!
>>6350317HOLY SHIT ZOMBIES
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>6350414communist zombies
>>6350415this was the 69th post surely this means we have to have sex with Ezekiel
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>6349652rolling
>>6350424Not sure if firemane or night knightess
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>6350415This is the real problem
Well I got the highest roll which means me anon supporter of Firemane wins the section. Which means Ezekiel must have sex with Firemane.and we finally get an actual sex scene drawn by OP
