You are GEROME. You have been jailed pending trial on the charge of the RAPEMURDER of multiple infant babies. You are in the LONGHOUSE PENITENTIARY. You want to escape.What do you do?
While you wait to be spurred to action, you think about how guilty you are of the crimes of which you're accused, how unashamed you feel, and how much you'd rather be RAPEMURDERING several babies right now.
>>6349934Put dick into sink
>>6349934Put dick into the mouse hole
>>6350047You put your PENIS into the sink—all 20 feet of it. This does nothing.What do you do?
>>6350109Neat-o. Try spinning dick around over my head
Use PENIS as improvised lasso and swing recklessly from lightbulb.
>>6350109Cut the door open with you powerful piss stream
Start secreting PENILE ESSENCE through jail door bars.
I'll resume tomorrow, probably.
>>6350483Deliver, this looks fun.
