Hey, hey people. Yog here.Recently, I have been consuming works of the highest form of literature, which is to say: isekai light novels. Now, you might ask me: "Yog, how can you consider this low brow weeaboo garbage literature, let alone its highest form?" and aside from all literary works being the ramblings of people half as clever as they think they are, I would answer you this: There is something beautifully self-indulgent how the genre is delightfully unapologetic in serving up what the readers desire. The readers want a protagonist they can reflect their personalities onto? Well, this guy's personality has been polished away to a mirror sheen.They want a loving harem of 10/10 beauties with chests that come in all shapes and sizes? A new girl will be produced to specifications with each passing volume.They want to uplift the ignorant savages into the modern era? Don't you worry, no one has ever conceived of crop rotation, let alone the four fields system pioneered by Charles Townshend in the 18th century.Every minute detail catered to the whims and fetishes of the readers, with the most popular garbage rising up to the top of trash heap and receiving the honor of an official publication. We do in fact love to see it. We love to see it so much, in fact, that today I have decided to engage in a little bit of isekai nonsense myself. Just a little, though. Mrs. Yog-Sothoth doesn't like it when I poke too many holes in the fabric of the space time continuum. She says "Yog, my dear, you keep doing that and the whole universe will unravel", and who am I - a humble streamer of the 21st Dimension - to argue? After all, my dear wife is many things: tallow skinned, silver haired, the sole heiress of some simply huge tracts of land in the state of Massachusetts, a loving sugar-mama with a very generous trust fund (thank you Old Whateley for your wise investments), possessing of an adorable horn growing from her brow, with bags under her eyes from the countless sleepless nights from... let's call it "knowing the unknowable" and move on.But, most importantly, she's right. Which is why I'm not going to pluck some poor salaryman from his cushy office job, or open a portal for some everyman college student to walk through on his way to class. No, my dear readers, it is you who will get to be the anime girl in this story. Our protagonist will be created, whole cloth, with no backstory other than your poor decisions.Now, where do you want to start?>Kick things off right from birth, changeling style.>You got summoned by the King to be his political paw- I mean, the hero, of course.>You got summoned by the Demon King to be his bride, because he has a human woman fetish.>You seemingly came into being in an alley. There are no suspicious circumstances involved here, trust me.>You got "reincarnated" as some sort of monster. Don't worry, you'll get a cute anime girl form later.>Don't like any of those? Write it in.
>>6352673>You seemingly came into being in an alley. There are no suspicious circumstances involved here, trust me.One of my favourite isekais starts in an alley!
>>6352673>You seemingly came into being in an alley. There are no suspicious circumstances involved here, trust me.
>>6352673>Don't like any of those? Write it in.>You woke in the center of a battlefield, surrounding by barbed wire and gunfire
>>6352673>>You got summoned by the Demon King to be his bride, because he has a human woman fetish.I will be unapologetic about wanting gooner slop. What are you gonna do about it anons?
>>6352673>Kick things off right from birth, changeling style.
>>6352697Eh, there's lots of villainess stories that have such a premise, and I like those too. So to me it is all the same.
>>6352697It's foolish of you to assume you're the only one
>>6352673>>Kick things off right from birth, changeling style.
>>6352673>You got summoned by the Demon King to be his bride, because he has a human woman fetish.I too have a human woman fetish. It seems we aren’t so different after all.
>>6352673Top tier name>Kick things off right from birth, changeling style.
>>6352673>>You got summoned by the Demon King to be his bride, because he has a human woman fetish.
>>6352673>Don't like any of those? Write it in.You are a dwarf and you diggy diggy hole.
>>6352730Changing my vote to>You got summoned by the Demon King to be his bride, because he has a human woman fetish.because it would be funnier
>>6352673>You got summoned by the Demon King to be his bride, because he has a human woman fetish.FGO Lavinia mentioned!
Rolled 7, 4, 3 = 14 (3d10)Well it looks like you're getting summoned to be the bride of the Demon King. Now the fun part about isekai is that the Demon King can be pretty much anything from an amorphous eldritch abomination such as yours truly to, uh, man with horns. Hell, half the time they don't even need to have the horns, it's just a guy who maybe has red eyes or something. You don't even need it to be a dude! A compute or another anime girl can fill the role of Demon King just fine for our needs. Now to make things spicy, I'm going to roll a dice to see what sort of Demon King you receive. To ensure there's no foul play going on, I'm going to list them all right here, before I roll:1) Tentacle Hentai2) An amorphous nuclear mass like ya boi3) An actual demon. He's ugly, but chicks are into that. I mean, have you read New York Times best seller "Morning Glory Milking Farm"?4) A Hot Demon. Ladies love it, though surprising less than bull penis.5) One of those pig-like hentai orcs.6) One of those Warcraft shaman orcs.7) A sexy vampire. No, he does not sparkle, but getting sucked by him does feel good.8) Man With Horns. He probably has a demon form, but even if you choose a bigger body, you're too small for that.9) Just a dude. Literally just a guy. How is even the demon king, he has spells but he's not very demon-like!10) Friend computer.While I cook you up your demon king scenario, I'm going to need you to make some decisions. No matter what happens, you guys are going to be using an anime girl as your meat puppet on this little Isekai Adventure. That much should have been obvious. Size and shape will be decided by that second and third d10 rolls. The second roll will determine your height, bottoming out at 150cm and topping at 200cm.For the third roll, those are your jubblies. At a 1, you'll be flat as a pancake, which I have been told is "Justice". At a 10, you'll be as gifted as my lovely wife, who... as I said, she has "huge tracts of land", and I'm not just talking about the Whateley estate.Now you might think I've been leaving a lot to chance, and you'd be right. You guys will get to make one major decision for your meat puppet, though, and that's the gift you'll receive.>The Key and the Door. (Martial Focus)>The Necronomicon (Arcane Focus)>A Hound of Tindalos (Primal Focus)>The Yellow Sign (Psionic Focus)>The Blackened Denarius (Divine Focus)>The Elder Sign (Skill Focus)>I suppose you can write something in, if those don't satisfy you. Be warned, I'll be the one choosing the focus for that gift.
>>6352898>A Hound of Tindalos (Primal Focus)
>>6352898>A Hound of Tindalos (Primal Focus)I fuckin love the hounds
>>6352898>The Elder Sign (Skill Focus)
>>6352898>>The Blackened Denarius (Divine Focus)Just because its the opposite of demonic power
>>6352898>The Elder Sign (Skill Focus)I love skill monkey gameplay. Let others fight for our cause.
>>6352898>The Blackened Denarius (Divine Focus)
>>6352898>>A Hound of Tindalos (Primal Focus)
>>6352898>A Crucifix (??? focus)Or any other unspecified holy emblem. Specifically the kind that makes vampires and demons recoil.
Well it looks like you managed to avoid the extremes on both ends, /qst/! You are officially not a womanlet, and while the tits of your anime girl are kind of small, no one except the most well endowed women will ever call you a useless flatty. It's rather unfortunate, as I'm sure many of you were waiting for crank material to get posted of a big tiddy anime girl.Shame.Now because you avoided the extremes, and because this guy's >>6353212 write in was just vague enough for me to kind-of count as "one of the coins Judas received for the J-man's head", I have decided to saddle you with two burdens instead of one.Oh, did I say burden? Don't worry, Princess is a perfectly well behaved pit-bull who has and will only ever eat seventeen thousand preschoolers across the immeasurable loop of cyclical time that is her existence. It's dear old Shamhazai that you need to watch out for. He used to lead this band called the Watchers, and well, one of their big fans caused a bit of a fucky-wucky in another timeline and as a result...Well, all of humanity died. In a different timeline. Surprisingly, they didn't get replaced by the big booty robots that now occupy that branch, those guys came later.But that's not important right now. What is important is the fact that you've just come into existence in your new home. Princess is sitting next you, all abstract and Nth dimensional as she is, proving that she is a good girl and does not need to be put in the hypercrate again. Yes, she is safe to scritch behind her ears. See? She loves that.Shamhazai is around your neck, set into the collar of your dancing outfit. Oh, that's one thing I forgot to mention. You have the particularly ordinary body of a 29 year old mother of two, whom the devs of this server have decided to wrap up in one of those harem girl dancing outfits. The summoning system I hijacked for your entrance into existence is some sort of system gacha for conjuring wives, don't worry about interacting with the system nonsense, you're not plugged in."Tch, a common pull." Oh hey, it's the hot vampire guy. He looks like that edgy black haired protagonist that every daydreaming middle school boy wants to become, complete with the good looks and the trench coat. "Seriously, these stats are useless. Ds across the board, and she doesn't even have a gimmick like Ultimate Looping. Melinda, Betty, give her some coin and send this woman and her mutt on their way."It seems the hot vampire has rejected you. Two buxom women, one of whom is a catgirl, take you by the shoulder and with that sort of judgmental smile that falls somewhere between contempt and pity.But what are you gonna do about it?>Testing your special items against their system is... not the worst idea, but it could end very badly.>Accept the money and move on with your life. If he's the last boss, it'll be rough out there.>You can try doing the "hypnotic dance" manually, and see if you can charm him?>Begging? Really?>Write it in.
>>6353317>Take your money but then insult his taste in clothing, taste in women, and general aesthetic sense on the way out.
>>6353317+1 to>>6353320>Take your money but then insult his taste in clothing, taste in women, and general aesthetic sense on the way out.Who does he think he is? We will find another vampire, much more cool! No, ten of them!
>>6353317>Testing your special items against their system is... not the worst idea, but it could end very badly.I'll show you, loser!
>>6353317>Begging? Really?PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE OLEASE PLEASE
>>6353317>Testing your special items against their system is... not the worst idea, but it could end very badly.Dinnertime
>>6353317>Accept the money and move on with your life. If he's the last boss, it'll be rough out there.I reject this current path and will carve my own.
>>6353317>Accept the money and move on with your life. If he's the last boss, it'll be rough out there.
>>6353317>>You can try doing the "hypnotic dance" manually, and see if you can charm him?
+1 to >>6353320 too, being way too sexy is no excuse for bad taste
>>6353320>You can try doing the "hypnotic dance" manually, and see if you can charm him?and>Take your money but then insult his taste in clothing, taste in women, and general aesthetic sense on the way out.combining them to show him what he is missing out on
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>6353518This guy here has a funny idea. Two choices, and both of them very close together. Let's see what the dice gods say about it. Without the gacha universe system nonsense, you don't inherently have any powers... but one thing you do have is a fine piece off ass.
As it turns out, your anime babe avatar can - in fact - shake that booty.The charms of a mature woman cannot be underestimated. Even one as particularly ordinary as your vessel is dangerous in the hands of a gestalt hivemind that has had access to the cesspit of degeneracy that is the internet. This world you've found yourself in is an X-Rated Harem Gacha System Universe. Yet as cancerous as that sounds, it does not prepare them for the raw, sexual energy of a MILF who can perfectly replicate the erotic dances from every hentai music video our audience has seen.Yes. Even that one. Especially that one. It's a good one, you don't need to be ashamed of enjoying it. Ya Boi Yog understands the desire to observe the hypnotic gyrations of a blue haired lady knight who is unafraid of dropping the hard R. It's okay. We're all gooners here.Unfortunately, for all your ability to complete mog the fat-titted bitches on your left and right when it comes to sex appeal, the System doesn't support you.That doesn't stop them from getting hit with status effects as the System tries to quantify what you just did. As I said, the charms of a mature woman cannot be underestimated. They are quite dangerous. Not dangerous enough to affect their HP or MP bars, but all three of them have been struck by the charmed and horny status.Funny thing. You're not a valid target for either the fat-titted sows or the so-called Demon King's charmed status. Why? Because Systems are stupid, so I've blinded you to that particular little parasite entity. This has the hilarious effect of leaving them down to fuck with just about anything that moves, so suffice it to say, the throne room's gonna be a threesome until the status ends.Funnier thing. The system doesn't know how to quantify that yet. It'll figure it out eventually, but for now you have free reign.[Gyrating like a whore? Bah! Rather than debase yourself like this, draw forth my blade and cut this cretin down!] Oh right, the uppity angel. Unlike him, Princess is being a good girl and following you out as you take your money and flip them the bird. They don't seem to pay much attention, what with being wrapped up in their system status effects, but it's the thought that counts. Sham doesn't seem content with this, though.You are an outside context problem for these fuckos. The X-Rated Harem Gacha System doesn't really understand how to quantify you just yet, and I'm not gonna let it. I put you here to grief Shubby-chan's Minecraft server, and until you catch a ban that's exactly what I'm gonna enable you to do.[Whorish dances do NOT cause grief!]No need to listen to him. Or do! Either way, you can probably take some more stuff before you leave.>Don't get greedy, just take the money and run.>The loot. It calls to you. Just gyrate your way through the castle...>The loot. It calls to you. Just slaughter your way through the castle...>Maybe just a few more things from the throne room...>Write in
>>6353738>The loot. It calls to you. Just slaughter your way through the castle...Spamming our belly dances would probably just help the system process it quicker.
>>6353738>Maybe just a few more things from the throne room...Maybe we can kill his fat-titted throne chicks, steal his most important stuff and have Princess leave him a goodbye stain on his throne? I like the idea of that vain vampire being mad for revenge after coming to his senses.
>>6353738>>The loot. It calls to you. Just gyrate your way through the castle...
>>6353738>The loot. It calls to you. Just slaughter your way through the castle... As long as they are gacha rolls (big titted chicks)Wouldn't want to kill a "master" and have someone complain to the "god" in the afterlife. And we shouldn't kill anyone infront of a possible master as well.
>>6353738>Maybe just a few more things from the throne room...>head towards something like a dining hall, you have literally never eaten at all anything, your empty stomach is craving some good food before you set out on your travelsnot feeling like killing we are not even trying to excuse it as someone fetish to keep on theme
>>6353938https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjcL6jCG3-0here have some music not feeling like killing boobie monsters
Yes. That's right. You see it. It tempts you. Calls to you. Draws you in with the sweet whispers of a succubus whose fingers have just begun to delicately trace the outline of your virgin flower. You want it. No, it's not a want - it's a need, you [i]need[/i] it just as much as you need the air your meat puppet breaths, the food it has yet to eat, the water it has yet to drink.Gold.Treasure.Valuables.The glittering hoard amassed by the candy-ass vampire who calls himself the demon king. How does a glittering, glimmering Edward Cullen wannabe obtain such fat stacks of gold when three shakes of your tight ass gets him so horny that he has to fuck his twin Asanagi-heroine looking bodyguards before coherent thought can be restored? The mysteries never cease. Truly, there is no justice in the world. [b][It should be ours!][/b] growls the uppity angel. [b][We should take it from him, and use these wild riches to depose the Usurper! This fool would waste it, distract himself with the follies of the flesh, addict himself to his cage. Quickly woman, sip of my power, we shall slaughter all who would stand between us and the castle treasury!][/b]You do just that. The harem clothes - crafted by the System to be as generic and titillating as possible, as expected of a low value pull - explode off your body. Don't worry, you probably won't need them again. This is your magical girl transformation sequence after all. Though because this is an X-Rated Harem Gacha World, there's no mysterious lights to hide the details of your perky breasts and neatly trimmed, heart shaped pubic hair. The outfit that replaces it... well, it shows that our pal Shammy has some daddy issues.[b][What?][/b]Let's not deny it. The black halo oozing with corruption, the shadowy sword, and the upside down angel wings, those I understand. They're part of the whole "fallen angel" aesthetic Shammy has going on. The coin being set in a golden choker can also be forgiven. As can the booty shorts and the thigh highs, because those are a match made in heaven, especially with your assets. Popped collar on the bolero jacket, very fashionable, but then...But then you have the corset that's not even doing anything except looking sexy, because your tits are out. Even a handful can look appealing when they're just there, free to bounce and sway and do all the wonderful things tits do. Which brings me to the second point, did Shammy really need to shape the pasties like the cross patonce? When everything is white and trimmed with gold, and the number of crosses, you look like some sort of angelic stripper. [b][It's MY powerset, I get to design the outfit.][/b]Wasn't he just complaining about "gyrating"?>Quick, while they're arguing, take everything that's not nailed down.>Quick, while they're arguing, rip and tear until it is done.>Go find yourself a snack.>Leave.>Join the orgy.>(Write in)
>>6354076>>Join the orgy.
>>6354076>Quick, while they're arguing, take everything that's not nailed down.
>>6354076>Quick, while they're arguing, rip and tear until it is done.Shammy gave us this outfit for slaughter, right?
>>6354076>Quick, while they're arguing, take everything that's not nailed down.STEALING
Oh. Now that's a clever thing you did just now. You went and stole everything in the throne room that wasn't nailed down while Shammy and I were discussing our creative differences about your anime girl meat puppet's magical girl outfit. Without the narrator to document what you stole, you could pull just about anything out of your perfect ass and claim that it just came from the Demon King's hoard. Even a being of phantasmal cosmic power - such as myself - surely cannot remember everything that was in the throne room, right?Well, I could ruin your fun. When you have as many eyes as I do, you can afford to keep a pair on your latest little amusement at all times.You're lucky that your meat puppet has a nice ass.I'll let the exact contents of your new loot remain vague enough to let you get away with some shenanigans in the future. In terms of things that you can easily exchange for money, you steal the Demon King's entire warchest. Unfortunately, he had spent most of his fortune on gacha pulls for big tiddy anime women, but you have no less than 100,000 gold pieces to your name in gems and coinage, neatly tucked away in your brand new Purse of Holding. You also nab the Demon King's Flask of the Dawn. Fully maxed out, too, he must have spent years tracking down all the Dawnshards he needed to restore it to full power. What does it do, you ask? Tell me, have you ever played a certain exercise in frustration written by the author of the acclaimed science fiction novella "Sandkings" George R. R. Martin? It's the red potion from Elden Ring. It heals you for... a lot.Sure, it's System based, but even without an HP bar it will still heal your wounds. Just be prepared for some... [i]interesting[/i] exchange rates, because the System has not the foggiest clue about how to contextualize real wounds. That broken leg, so painful that you can't feel it anymore? You'll probably have it knit right back up, and maybe a few other wounds too. After all, if you can't feel it, it can't be that bad, right? And then a stubbed toe will get treated like you're nearly dead because as well all know, those are the worst pain. My darling wife told me that a stubbed toe is more painful than giving birth, so that's saying something.Now with you ill gotten gains, where do you go? You probably won't be welcome in the Demon King's castle when he and his wives stop fucking each other like animals.>Flee into the wilderness. Surely one of you has had survival training and know what to do, right?>Flee towards the nearest town. They'll definitely be friendly to a demonic looking chick like you!>Head to another Demon King's castle. Maybe you'll be able to find an ally there.>Run down into the Dungeon. The labyrinth connects everywhere and everywhen in the world, so get ready for a T R I P.>Write something it. You got this.
>>6354477>Run down into the Dungeon. The labyrinth connects everywhere and everywhen in the world, so get ready for a T R I P.
>>6354477>>Flee into the wilderness. Surely one of you has had survival training and know what to do, right?
>>6354477>>Run down into the Dungeon. The labyrinth connects everywhere and everywhen in the world, so get ready for a T R I P.
>>6354477>Head to another Demon King's castle. Maybe you'll be able to find an ally there.griff he
A shame that this died early
