All preparations are over. No more distractions. You gotta get the plan underway. The main objective is to drag the head of the mafia (Gianluigi Youhao) out of his own little bunker. Thrust him into the spotlight his men are creating, and let the law enforcers do their job. This is the only way he’s going to face justice before he moves to a safer place. No other window of time. No other opportunities.The first part of the mission is to go through the hidden passages in the sewers that lead directly to the Youhao Clan Headquarters. Celia knows the way through these catacombs, and the base like the back of her hand. “Hey, hey, who died and made you queen? You’re not coming with us, are you?” Celia slips out of Lydie’s friendly arms. The eccentric fan club leader ended the last thread holding you both.“Haven’t you noticed?! We’re divided into two teams. We need our beautiful flame wielder!” Lydie points at you and Rora. “Our intrepid yet sneaky thief!” Lydie points at Crossbill and Celia. “And the wildcard with exceptional athleticism!” Lydie points at herself and Matilda. “You know, the essentials!”“So, we are, like, me, Crossy, and Mat?” Aurora is doing the math. You can tell she’s serious since she’s using her fingers.“Count me in.” Matilda is so ready to kick some butts.“Sounds arbitrary, but eh, there’s no idea I can’t make work. Welcome to the best trio, Mat.” Crossbill sees no issue.“Your trio has nothing on us.” You get competitive with your bestie. “Tell ‘em, Celia.”“Huh, yeah, yeah. Sure.” Celia gets into a fighting stance. “W-When did we agree on this…?” Liu missed this bit! “Never! You should know by now that she’s making stuff up!” Vera grumbles. “Now sit your clown ass down. We don’t need a wildcard.” Vera starts dragging Lydie back into Beanie Hedgehog.“M-My dear Veranica, did it slip my mind?! You’re the navigator of our beautiful and flexible team, welcome!” Lydie is trying to gain favor.“Welcome to the best quartet, Liu.” Crossbill winks.“I-I’ll do my best!” Liu will fight hard! “Wait, then I’m with Johnny?” Vera stops dragging. “That’s great. You’re still not going.” Vera continues dragging.“T-This is utterly unfair! My thick legs are meant to run faster than the wind, not sit comfortably at the bottom of a perplexing totem tower...!” Lydie wants to be part of the operation, and not be one with a hedgehog.
>>6354971Liu note: Bubbles will inform Liu about what’s happening all around the city, and give you updates! Being on duty with the Motley Crew has more upsides than you thought!What do you do? (QM Note: Celia cannot be swapped.)>Let Lydie be part of your team. You think she’s going to make a great contrast with Celia.>Agree with Vera for once, and tell Lydie and Matilda to stay in the base as a backup team. You have a hunch you’re gonna need them later.>Demand Matilda in your team, and ask Vera to be swapped for Liu. You want Crossbill’s team to be full of Blondes. Aesthetics matter.>Write In.
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>>6354972>>Agree with Vera for once, and tell Lydie and Matilda to stay in the base as a backup team. You have a hunch you’re gonna need them later.
>>6354972Sorry, everyone, I forgot to say this will be the only post today! We will return tomorrow!
>>6354972>Agree with Vera for once, and tell Lydie and Matilda to stay in the base as a backup team. You have a hunch you’re gonna need them later.
>>6354972>Agree with Vera for once, and tell Lydie and Matilda to stay in the base as a backup team. You have a hunch you’re gonna need them later.>Write In.“When the thigh is right I’ll require both your thick thighs.”
Vera will deny this happens as often as it does, but you agree with her. Better be safe than sorry and have the Athletic Duo as backup than on the front lines. Deep in your heart, you know there will be a moment that this move pays off.“Sorry, Lydie. Your destiny is to be our ace up our sleeve.” You push the idea to the egomaniac in a palatable way. “B-But coach, no star player sits on the bench! Put me in!” Lydie doesn’t buy it. “I know we’re in a loving relationship, but favoritism is always correct when it comes to me, and me only!”“When the time (thigh) is right, I’ll require both your thick thighs.” You put on a fake mustache and pipe.“…” Matilda rips your entire getup off instantly like it never happened. Crossbill, Liu, and Rora laugh. You don’t find this funny.“In this analogy, I’m your coach, bench warmer.” Vera dryly says. She’s right, that’s what being a navigator is all about! Being ignored while giving instructions! “You’re staying, and that’s final.”“G-Gah~! Using my poetic ways against me. How dare you?!” Lydie feels offended.“H-How dare me?! You stole my fan club! You started this!” Vera has no fan club.“I conquered it. It’s quite different.” Lydie corrects. “Tell her, Liu!”“W-What? Why me?” Liu is confused.“Then I assume that I’ll be in reserve too.” Ignoring this nonsense, Matilda finds this reasonable. “Sorry, Mat. But we gotta be careful.” You adjust your glasses.“Being sensible looks good on you, so I take this in stride.” Matilda is a team player.“Kinda comforting to know Mat has my back.” Aurora looks at the bright side.“Don’t get too comfortable, you gotta protect mine, Honey Bunny.” Crossbill stretches. “We’re following slightly different routes in case our target diverts paths. So, we’re splitting right away.”“Oh…” Aurora’s bright side dims a little.“Fine. I’ll stay defending Fort Lydie with the others.” Lydie relents.“What in the world is Fort Lydie?” Celia knows where this is going and doesn’t like it.“This place. Where else? I decided to bless it with a fitting name for the heroics we will incur. I’m trying to find happiness in the smallest things.” Lydie humbly retorts.“This place is mine.” Celia furrows her eyebrows.“Then Fort Lydie & Celia it is!” Lydie is gracious.“P-Please, ignore her, you gotta go.” Liu tries to bring this train back to the rails.
>>6355304“Then it’s only me and you, huh?” Celia looks at you with a mixture of emotions.“Not quite…” Odetta’s voice comes from your phone… She must’ve jumped from Lydie’s when she learned your pretend girlfriend isn’t coming along.“Lead the way.” You adjust your glasses.“Woah, woah, hold your horses. I want everyone's hands together. We gotta do this right.” Crossbill wants the team bonding exercise as she places her hand in front of everyone.Crossbill, you, Aurora, Celia, Matilda and the monstrosity that is Beanie Hedgehog place your hands together.“Go team Nameless!!!” Aurora shouts as the designated leader, and everyone follows with their own cheer! Hold on a minute, this isn’t a Nameless mission! Anyway, you and Celia make your way into the sewers through the lid right outside Fort Lydie & Celia. It smells as foul as you remember. Memories of post Judgment Day and your meeting with Ichie flood your mind before it gets dizzier by the stink.Celia leads the way with nonchalant expertise, like a cab driver who doesn’t rely on a GPS.A random question pops into your mind…What’s Celia’s codename?>Wish-Granting Force.>Beanie The Human.>Trash Girl.>Write In.
>>6355307>Trash Girl.
>>6355307>>Trash Girl
It’s a little late to bring this up, but you totally blanked over giving Celia a nickname. Better late than never!“Hey.” You whisper.“What is it?” Celia keeps walking forward, not even sharing a glance.“You need a code name. Any ideas?” You say.“Zero. Do you?” Celia keeps her strut. “You wouldn’t bring it up if you didn’t have any.”“I don’t have any.” You shrug. “You? Nothing? You gotta be joking.” Celia can’t help but laugh. “As long as I’m not ‘Lydie’s Something’ I’ll be good.”“How about Trash Girl?” You suggest half jokingly.“You sound like my dad.” Celia deadpans.“Oh…” You didn’t mean to offend. “It’s a joke, genius. We’re going to kick his ass anyway.” Celia doesn’t mind. “I’m trash, after all…” She lowers her voice.“Not just trash, you’re Agent Trash Girl.” You make it official.“Is that supposed to make me feel better?” Celia turns around at long last, clearly flustered at this nonsense.“It certainly doesn’t hold the same amount of malice, My lil’ Beanie Sister.” You adjust your cap.“Trash Girl then.” Celia turns away to continue leading.“We’ve written it down, boys and gals.” Vera makes it official.“C-Crap, I forgot you lot are listening.” Celia gets startled.“Relax, the fan club approves of your 1 on 1 time with him.” Vera has jokes of her own.“P-Piss off.” Celia doesn’t like being teased. “Stop moving. Our first obstacle is here.”It’s a small tunnel up the wall, not fit for the average tall gentleman. You can’t speculate as to why it exists, but there are similar ones around that are covered in bars. Celia’s eyes tell you this is the route she frequents, so she’s likely the one who got rid of them, for easier travels.“Told ya before, no way you’ll fit.” Celia states the obvious.
>>6355343“Yeah, I’ll need to find my own way through.” You examine the circumference of the hole. Big bosoms and bottoms won’t fit here either. So neither Rora or Bubbles could go through either.“This is a skip. There’s gotta be a normal route around, all sewers are connected.” Celia explains. “I was plannin’ on going over there, then walking backwards through the proper tunnels and reconnecting. It’ll be a walk in the park, since you got my location and all that crap.”“I’m tracking you both, so leave the details to me.” Vera acts professional. “We don’t have a map, but you have me. And that’s way way better.” “I’m moving…” Celia jumps into the hole. “Keep your eyes open. This place can get insane.”“Be careful too.” You wave to Agent Trash Girl. She nods as she disappears into the shadows… which you can see through. Yep, that’s Celia’s butt wiggling away. You’re glad to have night vision, you guess.You don’t have another option but to move forward where Vera indicates you. So onward you go. Eventually, you get to your first roadblock. An iron door with a strange symbol painted over. The very same type as the one your other trash girl (Ichie) got into. Your capacity for Knowledge allows you to remember the steps the possessed trash girl did to open it. And it works. But unlike the ladder towards the bottomless abyss as last time, there’s a clear visage of what’s ahead…“You got in through the door? That thing was stuck for as long as I can remember.” Celia communicates through your ear piece. The creaking sound echoed through much of the sewers. “Hello?”“A-Agent Trash Girl, I’m sending you images. You gotta see this! This… this is…” Vera is baffled.“This can’t be…” You’re in the presence of a visage that *shouldn’t* have been repeated...It’s an old timey temple buried deep into the forgotten catacombs of Pokyo Lokyo. The whole structure stands before you like any other building in the whole world, the tunnel big enough to contain it all…Could this be another proof of the lost civilization…? The Chi-Athua…?You can hear chatter magnified by the hollowness of the building… People are in there...What do you do?>Enter the temple. You have no time to lose. This is the fastest route.>Send Spooky to explore the temple. And ask for a status report.>Close back the Iron Door and pretend this never happened.>Write In.(Last Reply of the Day, we continue tomorrow!)
>>6355346>>Write In.Take note of location, plan further exploration later.
>>6355346>Enter the temple. You have no time to lose. This is the fastest route.
>>6355426This
As mind blowing as it is to find this buried deep under the city, you’ll have to put a pin on it. Your inner explorer spirit weeps, but it has to be this way. Besides, two buried temples kind of lose their luster. They need better material. Though, you wonder why your school’s symbol is on the thing…“Let’s take note of this for later.” You ask your navigator to write down your plans.“Wha—? Y-You’re not going in?” Agent Cheese-on-Wheels sounds flabbergasted.“No.” You say.“B-But you’re you! Why not?!” Vera can’t fathom why you’re staying still.“I don’t see the point.” You retort.“I-It’s a big ass building under the sewers, doesn’t that spark your lovable stupid senses?” Vera is so confused.“Yeah, that’s why I asked you to keep a note on it.” You’re chill.“T-That’s great! I’m totally keeping this memo. You’re doing so well!” Vera swoons, she can’t be happier. “Let’s take down the... mafia... instead…” The mousy girl is realizing that the actual plan is far more dumber than this diversion.“...I’m on the spot. Waiting for your signal for me to start trailing your way.” Celia enters communications.“Got it. Don’t move yet. What route should I take?” You didn’t see any other way. It’s like all the sewers’ routes converge here.“You can go around the building, Agent Noon.” Vera proposes. She’s right, it’s not like there’s a fence obstructing your path by the sides.“If there’s no other way...” You’ll sidestep this amazing discovery.Going through the gap between the tunnel walls and the temple is as uneventful as it is uninspired. And quite claustrophobic. These two walls shouldn’t be as close as they are. You begin to wonder if there’s a back entrance to the temple, because it doesn’t look like it. Sidestepping is proving to be the best move. Behind the building, the tunnel continues as normally — with only one pathway to the surface. “Agent Phil Noon, two people are coming your way. Be careful.” Agent Trash Girl announces before your navigator does.“Keep quiet. You can’t let her find you out.” Vera grumbles at Celia’s inexperience. “Agent Phil Noon, it’s one of the big threats and a random goon coming from the tunnel up ahead. It’s Sasha Langdon. Hide.”You weren’t expecting any action here of all places…What do you do? [SP:30]>Turn invisible. Like, that’s what your power is for. Keep going. [SP Cost: 1]>Turn invisible and stay in place. The sewers are echoey. [SP Cost: 1]>Say Hi. You saved her ass. She owes you one, doesn’t she? [SP Cost: 0]>Back to the side of the building you go. Watch from afar. [SP Cost: 0]>Write In.(Only reply of the day, we continue tomorrow!)
>>6355672>Turn invisible and stay in place. The sewers are echoey. [SP Cost: 1]
>>6355672>>Turn invisible and stay in place. The sewers are echoey. [SP Cost: 1]
>>6355672>Turn invisible and stay in place. The sewers are echoey. [SP Cost: 1]Maybe tone it down with the thread spam? You have two threads on pages 2 and 3 already, and three more lower in the catalog.
>>6355672Sorry, everyone, I got busy today and I couldn't finish the post in time. We'll continue tomorrow! My bad!
>>6355672>Say Hi. You saved her ass. She owes you one, doesn’t she? [SP Cost: 0]Is that a JoJo reference?>>6355826Fuck off, faggot. You don't have enough ai driven quests, qm flaking after 3 updates, or other shitposting threads cluttering the board? Why not make another ask qst circlejerk discussing the asinine reasons why people hate coming here(you) and bitch about this "spam" for the next 20 days? At least this quest has nice looking big-titted women, hand drawn, week after week, month after month, year after year, for damn near a decade with a little extra being in the catalog as a a small price to pay for that. Where's your contribution to the board in all its glory, you bitchass fucking nigger?Yes I'm mad and I hope you burn in hell.
>>6356058Thanks and no worries.
>>6355672>>Say Hi. You saved her ass. She owes you one, doesn’t she? [SP Cost: 0]>>6355826>I am gayDoes seeing women when scrolling down the catalog really piss you off so much?
You’re going to play it safe, with how echoey these tunnels are, even your soft steps run the risk of alerting the enemy. With your back against the wall, you’re going to stand still and turn invisible. Wait for the precise moment to sneak away. Fighting head on at the beginning of the mission is not the move.You stand still like a tree. They’re famous for not moving an inch and breathing. The two main things you need to accomplish.There she appears through the tunnel you were heading towards, the former prisoner and once member of the Assembly, confidently strutting to the backdoor of the temple. A crook pleads by her side to not knock, but she isn’t deterred.Is it too late to notice there’s an actual back entrance? It doesn’t have the grandeur of the main gate, that’s for sure. But you guessed wrong about its existence.“Bring him out. Not gonna play in his home field.” Sasha Langdon orders the middle aged man. He reacts by cartoonishly gulping. “Sugar, I don’t plan to spend the city-wide party all day down here.” “B-But!” Nervous Crook has been arguing his case since you saw them. Even before that. It was a good sign they were coming around.“Pick a cook, me or him. Your head will be served on a silver platter no matter what.” Sasha threatens the cowardly man with a sweet smile. “Take your chances with him, I’m not going to change my recipe. You know I’m a lousy chef, sugar.”“H-Hehehe, so this is how it ends…” The crook chuckles to himself as he goes through the backdoor without knocking. “Boss! She’s here…! I didn’t mean to lead her here! She — AAGhh…!” If that isn’t the sound of a body crashing into a wooden bookshelf, you don’t know what it is. You silently pay respects to whoever that was.The backdoor bursts open, a frightening figure seemingly floats into the scene, towering over the criminal woman with immense stature — rivaling your own. A mole man vampire is your best description of this ghastly middle-aged man, and you’re not going to elaborate. On his jacket, you see your school symbol. You doubt he’s your classmate…With a hellish piercing glare, he looks down on the woman...“Has someone ever told you that you’re hard to find? Because, damn, damn, damn, it took me a while. Forget I said anything, I can’t picture anyone wanting to see your ugly mug, Mr. Black Sheep.” Sasha makes fun of him. “That aside, get your ass out. If Youhao wants this backup route secured, he’s gonna get it. You feel me? Remember the hierarchy you agreed to?”
>>6356363“And let a power hungry vermin in here? Go back to your revolting hut on Mount Nowhere and jump off a cliff.” The evil-looking man is as welcoming as he looks. “I don’t let cowards and traitors anywhere in my territory.” “You know who I am?” Sasha is mildly surprised. “Yahoo~! It makes this easier then. I can’t let you live with that knowledge, Sage of Courage.” Sasha’s shadow grows massively, a psychotic grinning face appears on it, then its flat form pops out of the ground. This must be her entity!There are no flying referees down here, and that man doesn’t have an entity...“...Bring your demons forward, woman, I’ll make them feel human.” Mr. Black Sheep wants to fight her anyhow…!This is the perfect distraction, but you feel your phone burning in your pocket…Is it Agent Spooky…?What do you do? [SP:29]>Move forward. Let these two fight. You have a mission to continue.>Pick a Side! Follow Odetta’s implied order, and get involved on the side of the creepy man.>Pick a Side! Help the former prisoner, member of the assembly, and current gangster out against the obviously evil looking man.>Let Odetta out of your pocket and let her do as she pleases. (Simultaneously play as Odetta for this encounter.)>Write In.
>>6356364>>Let Odetta out of your pocket and let her do as she pleases. (Simultaneously play as Odetta for this encounter.)
>>6356364>Let Odetta out of your pocket and let her do as she pleases. (Simultaneously play as Odetta for this encounter.)
You aren’t keen as to why this is happening, but you pull your phone out of your pocket to let Agent Spooky free from her electronic jail. With a promise written on the screen to come to her aid if needed, you need to move past this.“Heh, I didn’t want you to see this anyway…” Odetta’s unfeeling words make a shiver go down your spin.“Be safe.” You whisper as you move forward to the meeting spot with Agent Trash Girl.Agent Cheese-on-Wheels arranged for you two to not meet halfway, but where Celia spotted Sasha Langdon. Judging by your map (provided by your Pet-Vortexia), it’s pretty far out from where you are. You won’t be heard talking, and that’s not even taking into account the ruckus of their fight.“Sorry for the delay.” You apologize.“Can’t blame you.” Celia looks down to the pics of the place on her phone. “Group B has secured their post too. You can move forward.” Vera relays that Crossbill and Aurora are in their spot too. “Up the ladder, we’ll reach a secret passageway that’s behind the bookshelf of his office.” Celia explains.“We aren’t using an air duct?” You’re endeared to the classics.“Those things are filthy. And tiny. No way can we fit in here. This ain’t the school.” Agent Trash Girl knows her dirty places! “B-But it’s an old building, isn’t it?” You argue.“And those can be renovated.” Vera grumbles from Fort Lydie & Celia.“I know…” Celia places her hand over your shoulder. “...I know the world can be a harsh environment.”“Your biggest obstacle is to make your way through the bookshelf. It’s a one way exit, and you’re on the wrong side.” Vera reminds you of the plot details.“How did you sneak in then?” You ask Celia for reference. She has done it before.“I have the controller.” Celia pulls out a controller with a comically large red button. “We gotta strike at the right moment.”“And that is?” You raise an eyebrow.“When he’s not there.” Celia deadpans. “...And how do we find him?” You raise your eyebrow even further somehow.“We hide and wait.” Celia nods to herself.It’s a sound plan if it wasn’t for the fact that this is the most busy he’ll ever be. There’s no way you’ll find him alone in his office… Unless...Prompt will be at the end of the post.
>>6356394[Meanwhile Odetta...]You didn’t come over to Pokyo Lokyo to make friends, go on laughably dangerous missions, or have revenge. But when these opportunities present themselves like this, who are you to say No? That goofball Johnny dragged you here, and you’re going to make the most of it.You memorized his phone number, Fiora’s, and Jaylene’s, so when you get in trouble, remember to retreat tactically into a phone, and call reinforcements. Easy to say, easy to do.And here you are, in the presence of the woman who killed your… uncle. Yeah. Uncle. Jaylene’s father to be exact. On a whim. She cut his head clean off because she felt like it. This bitch supposedly killed Jaylene too, but her cockroach hairstyle gave her cockroach survival fitness. Somehow. That’s your theory. You can’t say the same about Rhys (Terrorist C) since he had the haircut of a chum. Theory proven?Freed by dumb luck (Johnny)? Or doomed by it (Also Johnny)? You knew this was going to happen once you learned this bitch was strolling out there, now it’s time to face the music... Mr. Pyramid Nose and Sasha are sizing each other up, neither want to strike first… Prompt will be at the end of the post.
>>6356396Hi, I’m the end of the post.What do you do? (Johnny)[SP:29]>Tell Celia to press the button and stay put. You’re going to explore alone from this point forward. If Youhao isn’t in his office, he must be in the bathroom!>Wait here until you get a hint of someone coming into the room. You’re going to ambush whoever gets in here.>Hide within the office and wait for the perfect opportunity to strike. Be patient!>Write In. What do you do?(Odetta)>Get into Sasha Langdon’s phone and electrocute her. Keep the classics going.>Communicate with Captain Nose-Cone. It’ll also boost his powers, if he has any. >Slap the crap out of the Demon. You’re a spirit, the thing is a spirit. It should be game!>Write In.(Last Reply of the Day, we return on the weekend!)
>>6356397>Hide within the office and wait for the perfect opportunity to strike. Be patient!>Get into Sasha Langdon’s phone and electrocute her. Keep the classics going.Stay behind to support Odetta if needed
>>6356461This
>>6356397>Tell Celia to press the button and stay put. You’re going to explore alone from this point forward. If Youhao isn’t in his office, he must be in the bathroom!>Slap the crap out of the Demon. You’re a spirit, the thing is a spirit. It should be game!
Meanwhile (You)You can’t find any apparent flaws to Celia’s plans! And you’re known as the supreme strategist of the team, so who better than you to go along?! “Then what are we waiting for?” You give the hint to Celia to push the button.“Here goes nothing.” Celia presses the button.The Bookshelf tilts sideways! The machinery is so sophisticated it didn’t make a peep. You have a gap to go through. And here you are, in the boss’ room through a hidden passage. A fitting place for the main man, symbol and memorabilia of the organization adorn the walls of this spacious place. It’s built like a long hallway, two rows of seats facing each other, perpendicular to the boss’ desk. A red carpet leads the way to the throne. You come out from one of the two bookshelves behind said desk.Celia tells you to hide behind the curtains by the side of the room. You’re on opposite sides. She’s closer to the escape route bookshelf.Minutes pass by before two men enter the room…It’s your target and his bodyguard!“Humor me, kid. Do I see any traitors in my ranks?” The Patriarch of the Youhao Family walks toward his desk.“...Y-You don’t trust them?” The bodyguard and member of the Unnamed Assassin Clan, Buster, wonders.“I’m testing how sharp you are, kid.” Youhao sits down.“You shouldn’t doubt their loyalty when you hire them to put their lives on the line.” Buster retorts.“If money bought loyalty, I wouldn’t be in the position I am.” Youhao dryly retorts. “For better or worse.”These two will continue chatting…Prompt will be at the end of the post.
>>6357519[Meanwhile Odetta...]These two morons will continue stalling until you lose your fuckin’ mind, so before that ever happens, you’re going to fry theirs. See if they like it. You’re starting with Madam Botched Haircut, and are going to blow her brains out.You dive in like a thunderbolt to strike like one! Her phone is exposed in her back pocket, and there's a spark waiting to happen. The light! So bright and painful! Making these electronics malfunction is a pleasure to you.“Hm?” Mount Nose catches a glance of you jumping into the fray to fry.“Gotcha.” Mistress Murder jumps at the distraction, her doofus demon goes to strike with its left arm — but……It’s time for the fireworks. The device begins malfunctioning by your hand, and a tiny spark of justice conducts an electrifying revolution through her body. She twitches in severe pain as the roasting gets a hold of every single inch of her body. But then, before she can drop onto her fat ass, she pulls her phone out — and survives. Shame. You sprung out of the phone now that it’s useless. “HAhaHaHAha~!” You cackle anyway! Look at her squirm! You find it hilarious!As for her strike. Well, her demon retracted back to her shadow as she began feeling the pain.“What the fuck was th—?!” Ms. Sparky tries to gather her thoughts, but she gathers a boot to the face instead, courtesy of King Sewer.Sasha Langdon rolls away from the impact.“What was that? Did a shiver go down your spine?” The disfigured man cackles. “S-Screw you…” The bitch has no wits for a reply, so she sinks into her shadow. It begins dancing around the floor and the walls at decent speed. “I don’t know what the fuck you just did, Sage. But I’m not messin’ around. You’ll dance to *my* tune.”She’s moving around waiting for her moment.“You, the other acolyte of power. A little civil war going on?” The smelly pastor is speaking to you. Fantastic, now he thinks you’re a loser like Fiora.“Not the time, Uncle Rat Man. And careful with the shadows.” You don’t humor him!“I will be, little pesky phantom...” And he doesn’t humor you any longer in return.Prompt will be at the end of the post.
>>6357521Hi, I’m the end of the post.What do you do? [SP:29] (Johnny)>Keep listening until one of them leaves. There should be a lunch break at some point, right?>Steal Youhao in front of his bodyguard’s nose! Go for it invisible! [SP:2]>Knock the kid out while invisible, and leave Youhao without options. [SP: 5]>Write In. What do you do?(Odetta)>Let Rat Man tank all the damage, while you strangle this bitch’s soul.>If Rat Man thinks he’s so great. Watch him for a bit. See if he's a worthy ally.>Maybe you’re being needlessly hostile. Try to work in tandem with Rat Man.>Call Lamp post for help! He’s the one you trust the most around here! Ugh, you hate to admit it.>Call for Horny Bunny and the Dumbbill! They’re around, and less busy! You know this group’s plan after all.>Write In.(Only reply of the day, we continue tomorrow!)
>>6357522>>Keep listening until one of them leaves. There should be a lunch break at some point, right?>Let Rat Man tank all the damage, while you strangle this bitch’s soul.
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>>6357522>Keep listening until one of them leaves. There should be a lunch break at some point, right?>Let Rat Man tank all the damage, while you strangle this bitch’s soul.
Meanwhile (You)You have watched enough animal documentaries to know it’s wise to be patient. It’s always a matter of time before your prey decides to do a silly move you can capitalize on, or a lunch break, whatever happens first. Vera sings your praises for being so level-headed. The conversation goes on...“Care to explain what you mean, sir?” The kid politely inquires.“I earned well, young man. More than you can ever imagine. After each assignment, I counted every single penny in my account. The number was staggering. This career will grant you fortune, if you don’t hesitate. To live frivolously was within my reach, yet I yearned for more.” Youhao sits on his desk. “When you see me, you don’t see a great leader, do you?”“It is not for me to say.” The bodyguard shakes his head.“Perish the thought, huh?” Youhao stares at the kid to find any hint of an answer. “I’m not afraid to admit that in your position, I saw these weak men, and the thought crept in, why do they deserve to be in their positions? When the answer I repeated in my head over and over became pure white noise, I got rid of these lousy men, and I got a promotion to boot. It happened enough times that now I lead an organization with over 30,000 men.”“That’s terrible.” The kid doesn’t mince his words.“Now, at the top of the underworld, there’s one issue I have...” Youhao looks through the windows by the side. “I can’t buy my men’s loyalty. Do you understand now?”“Crystal clear, sir.” Buster chuckles softly. “May I ask why you are indulging me?”“I know exactly who you are, young man. May these lessons lead you to a life of prosperity.” Youhao crosses his arms. “Y-You know who I am?” Buster sounds taken aback. “P-Please, anything you can share with me is welcomed.”“At the end of the day I will.” This is Youhao’s way to motivate his bodyguard to do his job. “Now I need a moment of privacy. Go fetch your lunch, I’ll alert you if I require your assistance.”“...Very well, sir.” Buster steps out of the room after hesitating for a moment. It’s only you three…“Celia, I know you’re hiding over there.” Gianluigi looks at your general direction! He’s totally wrong! “I knew you’d try this after I spotted you in the security recordings. Let’s talk.”“Dispatch him once his eyes are on Agent Trash Girl!” Vera knows this is the key moment for violence! “The guy is a pile of dirt, no benefit of the doubt for him or any of that nonsense!”Will you steal a girl’s moment with her biological father? The answer is probably, it’s not like dads have a good track record in your head. Prompt will be at the end of the post.
>>6357905[Meanwhile Odetta...]Once Bitch Sasha pops out of the ground, you’re going to strangle her fucking soul with your bare astrally projected hands!“You’re gonna need to tank some punches, old man. Just sayin’.” You’re prepared to dive in again.“Then I expect you to rip her head off.” Rat Man respects your candidness for whatever reason. “Wait and see, I’ll do you one better.” You’re gonna take her soul!Darkness takes a stronger hold within the tunnels...“You want to screw me over, and you’re not even paying attention? Some nerve!” That Bitch Sasha didn’t realize that you and Rat Man were talking. She’s so fucking moronic, she doesn’t realize that you’re here. That psycho bitch Sasha springs out of the shadows like she’s surfing a wave of darkness. Her demon wrapping around her body, its arms extending like wings — and both ready to grab Pyramid Nose!But you aren’t screwing around. You dive in to grab this bitch’s neck with such force, that you pull the wretched soul out of her body…“W-W-What the hell…!” Sasha’s soul takes a moment to realize the situation she’s in. Nobody is ready for an Ancient Forbidden Technique or whatever the fuck the losers at the temple called it. “Y-You brat...!”
>>6357906The unattended body collapses like it was ejected from a car, a moment before it could land its strike, it bounces around on the ground. After a moment of silence from an uninterested crowd (Rat Man). The soulless corpse begins twitching, until it takes a stand, face turning all dark like the shadows it conjured. The demon within has taken control of the soulless body, and leaps onto its opponent…...But Rat Man smacks it away with a wrench he was hiding in pocket. Not a very spiritualist technique... “Stay down, Vermin.” Rat Man grins.“BLAAAGH!!” Sasha (?) retorts like a demon. Back to the bitch choking...“G-Get your hands away from me!” Bitch Soul Sasha kicks you away to save herself from fading away. Her astral projection dwarves yours in size. That ain’t platinum. “D-Did you pull me out of my own body?! How fucking dare you?!”“What if I did?! What are you going to do about it?” You taunt her back with style!“You…? I know you! Oh, hot damn… Hahaha! No way, it’s you!” Sasha laughs in your face. “Your power is so pitiful, I didn’t even notice you were around! Only mutts play dirty tricks to get ahead. So, sugar, let me show you what real talent is.”Sasha is ready to face you properly……There’s no way you can defeat her like this. Prompt will be at the end of the post.
>>6357907Hi, I’m the end of the post.What do you do? [SP:29] (Johnny)>Let Celia have a moment with her father before interfering. >Knock Youhao out! Go for it invisible! No need to waste time. [SP:2]>Step yourself out of the curtains. There’s no Celia, just you! You’ll have this conversation!>Write In. What do you do?(Odetta)>Tell Bitch Sasha to not move a finger, or else Rat Man will kill her.>Face this Bitch head on. Choke her for real. You’re not going to step back now.>Lure Sasha’s soul away towards your allies… Johnny needs to be ready to help somehow…>Lure Sasha’s soul away towards your allies… Aurora needs to be ready to help somehow...>Write In.
>>6357908>>Knock Youhao out! Go for it invisible! No need to waste time. [SP:2]>Lure Sasha’s soul away towards your allies… Aurora needs to be ready to help somehow...
>>6357908got sleepy, we'll continue tomorrow! It'll be early, so stay tuned!
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>>6357908>>Let Celia have a moment with her father before interfering.>>6357908>>Write InHer body is currently captainless, SIEZE THE SHIP AND STRAND HER SOUL IN THE MORTAL REALM!
Meanwhile (You)(QM Note: Every post Johnny stays invisible, it’s going to cost 1 extra SP!)You give credit where credit is due, he’s more perceptive than you thought. This is leaving you no choice but to act without hesitation. You’ll see how receptive he is to the Spice Family Secret Technique! To be more discreet, you escape sideways and beeline to your objective, no odd movements from the curtain you were hiding behind. Youhao turns his view sideways, as he takes it that it's the other set of curtains where Celia is hiding. And he’d be right, but he’s unprepared to what is coming.“A lil’ late for a talk, huh, old man?” Celia doesn’t even bother to come out of her hiding spot to deliver this line.You smack the back of Youhao’s head! His face thuds on the desk’s surface with such force that the wood creaks.He is down and out. But…An alarm starts blaring inside the building. A troop of people is coming over...!Youhao had his finger ready on a red button under the desk, and triggered it before passing out! The bastard was ready to doom his own daughter...“Entrance is blocked…!” Celia drops the antique piece of wood to lock the door. How old is this building? “G-Grab him! Grab him...! We’re getting the hell out of here!” Agent Trash Girl pushes the button to open the secret passage.“Open up!!!” Buster the Bodyguard starts kicking the doors. T-The piece of wood isn’t going to resist! That kid is as strong as an ox!“O-Oh god, Agent Spooky left a scuffle happening midway through the escape route…!” Vera doesn’t like this. She doesn’t like this at all! “Is there any other route?!”Is it time to improvise?! Or join the battle below?! Prompt will be at the end of the post.
>>6358249[Meanwhile Odetta...]Hey, it’s not fair, nobody should be stronger than you at this spiritualist bullshit. Bitch said it herself, you employed every dirty trick! What kind of moron loses while cheating?! It’s time for a change of plans ‘cause you aren’t that moron.“How about I show you my ass instead, dumbass?!” You show your tongue! This cunt will never recover!“Hahaha! You’re killing me here, sugar!” This motherfucker looks down on you.“Then go ahead and die faster!” You shout as you begin luring her out of here! You memorized the lamp post’s plan, the others should be around somewhere close. They have to know a way to help! You start traversing the tunnels away from the sunk Temple of Courage... “My llenwr can deal with that second rate sage. You’re all mine!” Ms. Sparks matches your speed, but can’t cut distance! “Oh, baby, you’re fast for a mutt, I’ll give you that!”“Shut your damn mouth, who gives a flying fuck about what a bitch with pedigree thinks?! You’re a bitch all the same!” You hurl back.“Why don’t you try choking me again if you want my lips sealed so badly? But you can’t. You noticed the difference between us, and know you have to run with your tail tucked between your legs. I’m backed by destiny, and you feel it!” Sasha mocks you relentlessly.“Oh my god, just shut the fuck up!” You’re getting tired of her drivel.“Can’t help but to trash talk when I’m talking to trash, you follow my rhythm?” Sasha is getting closer. “You’re the little fuck ass who stole the temple’s forbidden techniques. Aren’t ya? My momma told me about the only apprentices to ever be kicked out of that dump! I bet yours was really proud!”“Oh, it feels great! I was lucky enough to have never heard about ya, mother fucker!” You shout back.“For sure, I bet it felt dandy coming back to this city and having your momma eat bullets for breakfast! The city life is way better than in the countryside, isn’t it?” Sasha grins. “She deserved every single one of them kisses! I wish I could’ve seen it!”“Fuck you!” You grit your teeth. “Fuck you? You wanna talk about daddy instead? The face you made when his head bounced on the ground? It was priceless, delicious even, mhm!” Sasha is having way too much fun at your expense. “Tell me, how does it feel, baby girl? Trying to avenge papa and falling short?!” “…” You won’t entertain her.“Oh! Is your tongue gone or do you wanna talk about sis…? That one is such a crybaby.” Sasha is enjoying this. “Say, how does it feel to be an only child now? Or it doesn’t come up much without parents? Hahahahaha!!!”You are here. You found Aurora and Crossbill. Prompt will be at the end of the post.
>>6358250Hi, I’m the end of the post.What do you do? [SP:27] (Johnny)>Grab Celia and Youhao, and hide below the desk while invisible and wait for the alarm to stop. [SP:2]>Grab everyone and get the fuck out by the secret passage! Follow the plan! [SP:3]>New Plan. Jump out of the window and look for a way to escape through the roofs. [SP:3]>Turn off your invisibility! [All Previous Prompts have -1 SP Cost.]>Write In. What do you do?(Odetta)>Ask Aurora and Crossbill for their strength, you’re beating this bitch yourself.>Drag Sasha into Aurora’s phone. You’re going to kill her yourself.>Let Crossbill capture Sasha. She can grab spirits.>Ask Aurora to trap Sasha in a jar.>Write In.
>>6358253>>Grab everyone and get the fuck out by the secret passage! Follow the plan! [SP:3]>Let Crossbill capture Sasha. She can grab spirits.>Ask Aurora to trap Sasha in a jar.Make Vera scream from the sure CHAOS!
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>>6358253>>Grab everyone and get the fuck out by the secret passage! Follow the plan! [SP:3]>Let Crossbill capture Sasha. She can grab spirits.>Ask Aurora to trap Sasha in a jar.
Meanwhile (You)You know how bank robbers feel, now you must react like one. You need to get the hell out of here!“Doesn’t matter, we’re leaving.” You don’t hesitate as you grab Youhao’s body and put it over your shoulder. Vera continues to dislike this! “Come on, Agent Trash Girl. Backpack time.”“Backpack time?” Agent Trash Girl is rightfully confused as she runs towards you.“Hop in! Only way I can share my invisibility with you!” You make half your body appear.“JUST GO!!!” Vera doesn’t get why she’s hesitating!“R-Right on it, boss.” A blushing Celia doesn’t have time to let things sink in, and jumps onto your back. The invisibility veil covers everyone. You gotta leave now!You three escape through the secret corridor, and Trash Girl pushes the button to seal the way. The piece of wood blocking the door shatters just in time for whoever is coming first to catch a glimpse of the bookshelf closing. If you’re lucky, they’re going to believe it was a figment of their imagination.“Stop right there!” Buster shouts even though he didn’t see a soul inside. Welp, he didn’t think it was their imagination, so that’s the only downside. But you’re safe. For now. An entire group of gangsters are beating up the sealed gate to make way. You aren’t entirely sure if they’re going to make a difference, but you’re not risking it.With the dangers behind you, the group runs back to the proper sewers! You’re not letting anyone off your back! You’re at the point where Celia and you regrouped. The little shortcut for her is up there.“Status ahead?” Celia asks your navigator.“Sewer Man and Sasha Langdon continue fighting, advantage for the former. We have some happenings with a surprise secret agent, but we’re trusting our B squad to handle it.” Vera explains. “I don’t believe either of the victors will look at us favorably. Sneak through if you can?” Prompt will be at the end of the post.
>>6358326[Meanwhile Odetta...]Heh, you’re going to disappoint a lot of people by not taking matters into your own hands, but… nobody expects anything from you. …“You have nothing to say?! Not even play along a lil’ bit? You’re gutless, little ant! Gutless!” Sasha cackles not realizing what’s ahead. “And this freedom you’ve shown me, it’s refreshing! My powers are truly unbounded! A prodigy at her peak! No wonder an insignificant talentless baby girl thought this silly forbidden technique was sweet enough to take me down!”“Catch her now, Billy Boop...!” You scream at the bird lady to do something.“Crawling to your friends? That’s too much! Hahahaha! What a terrible idea. You’re beyond pathetic.” This psycho bitch grows in size. “How about I kill them too?! You like feeling helpless, don’t ya?! So watch closely, this one is for you!”“W-Wait, what’s going on?! I-Is that a ghost?! T-That’s what Liu meant?!” Aurora is a little scared!“Sheesh, lil’ O! They’re never this big!” Crossbill jumps on the spiritual bitch, and puts her arms around her neck. “You’re lucky that Noon filled us in!”“Huh?! How the fuck can a mere mortal touch me?!” Sasha didn’t expect this at all. “Get off me.”“I like to think I learned this from my bestie!” Crossbill chuckles as she starts applying pressure.“Y-You… You little… ugly nobody…!” Sasha struggles to breathe.“Choke that bitch!” You pump your fist. “Bunny, pull out the jar! We’re puttin’ her soul in it!”“W-We can do that? I don’t have a jar. Does this vacuum flask work? It has some coffee in it.” Aurora pulls the thing out. “Huh, and you’re super sure you don’t want my bunny to slap her or something?”“Yeah, yeah, that works. And we’ll have plenty of time for that later. Just follow my moves… that I also learned from my bestie...” You show Aurora the instructions for Alfred’s silliest technique: the Evil Containment Wave.
>>6358327Together, you and Aurora do the spiritual dance to drag this bitch’s soul into the vacuum flask…“O-Oh come on!!! H-How many damn scrolls did you steal?! Have some shame!!!” Sasha doesn’t like being pulled in.“Oh, you slut, this one is an original…” You grin… as you’re also being pulled in by the technique… as long as this bitch falls, you don’t care what happens to you…... “I-I’m pulling Spooky in too…! W-What do we do?!” Aurora realizes it...“That’s fine, I got her.” Crossbill snatches you out of the technique with ease. …Maybe you were a tad over-dramatic.“If you believe a stupid flask is going to keep me sealed, you’ll be dead in no time. I’ll enjoy ripping your heads off!!! Hahaha—” Sasha’s malignant soul enters the vacuum flask...“Don’t forget the lid…” Crossbill places it on, then the petty thief looks at you. “Don’t tell me you were thinking about sacrificing yourself?”“…” You don’t wanna be the focus of this fight anymore.“Girls, the Flask is acting weird…” Aurora points at the thing bouncing around, like being beaten from within. You hear some Ouches and some it’s hot!. But beyond that, you don’t believe it’s going to hold her in for that long…This is it for Odetta’s section for now!Hi, I’m the end of the post.What do you do? [SP:24] (Just Johnny)>Sneak past the fight between these two forces. [Hard Roll] [Knowledge Based] [SP:3]>Help Mr. Sewer Hobo Man win his fight against Sasha Langdon. [Normal Roll] [Courage Based] [SP:2]>Send Celia through her shortcut to safety. You can handle what’s coming on your own.>Send the back up team to deal with the flask! Lydie is like a spiritualist or something too, right? (As Vera)>Write In. (Last Reply of the Day, we continue tomorrow!)
>>6358328>>Help Mr. Sewer Hobo Man win his fight against Sasha Langdon. [Normal Roll] [Courage Based] [SP:2]
>>6358328>Send Celia through her shortcut to safety. You can handle what’s coming on your own.
