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In this world, you are a rare case.

You were born and raised in a village whose residents all hailed from the same clan, one which possessed a power and a ferocity which made it feared by those living outside. Everyone in this village, from the elders to the clan leader right down to the children, was a natural-born killer – in that sense, you aren’t so special.

“Ryō-kun,” the leader told you just yesterday with a wide grin, “all you have to do out there tomorrow is follow your instincts… don’t think, just kill!”

Well, when the village settled on picking a fight with one of the five great powers of this world your instincts told you that it was a stupid idea. That little voice inside your head was screaming that invading Kirigakure was a stupid idea that was going to get you all killed, so that was the feeling you went with even if it made a lot of your clansmen pretty mad.

But you stood your ground.

They were so confident in their raw power and ferocity that they never questioned the wisdom of the plan… to the degree there was one. Your own parents even promised to come home and “deal with you” later, which of course was a threat born of complete delusion. And even if you doubt that they’ll ever make good on their threat, you have no doubt that once Kirigakure manages to get over the shock of the attack they’ll be calling on your village soon.

Your hair and the markings on your forehead are easy enough to get rid of. Even if you cut those things away to disguise your bloodline hair and flesh grow back. But after scraping together what little money exists in your village and packing away some dried food and water, you decide not to burn the village itself. Wiser maybe to ignore that first instinct and not leave any obvious signs that anyone was left behind to survive.



Thankfully you were able to sneak aboard a boat under the cover of night. You’re able to hide yourself away deep below the decks, in a cold and dark corner behind some barrels that don’t look like they’ve been moved for months. You may not know where the boat is going, but anywhere is better than where you’re running from.

… probably.

At some point there’s a storm, or at least you assume there is based on the violent rolling and the groaning and creaking of the timbers. Seasickness is an experience which quickly loses its novelty value, though it does drive home the point that even if your body is incredibly tough you’re far from invincible.

But all storms pass eventually, and this one is no different. You have no way to know how long you were at sea, but the stillness of the water and the bustle above your hiding place tells you when you finally reach land. Voices call to haul out cargo, and after very nearly being caught a couple of times you manage to slip out in the rush of activity.
>1/2
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>>6374368
Once ashore you find yourself in a busy port town, its streets lined by wooden buildings with windowed facades and tiled rooftops. Many have wooden signs hanging out over the streets above their doors, some with little illustrations that tell you what the business probably is. You pick one and walk inside like you belong there.

Inside you find a long wooden table with a glossy top, with a line of cushy seats in front of it perched atop brass posts. Behind the table are bottles, the number of which is higher than you’ve ever had to count, all containing liquids of various tones and colors. You walk past this long table to find what you understand to be bathrooms down a short hallway. Stopping at the sink you remove your stained bandages, and look into the mirror...
>1d2
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>6374371
Finally, a good Naruto quest.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>6374371
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>>6374373
Well, let's wait and see about that.
>writing
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>>6374371
You see a familiar face staring back at you, green eyes and fair skin once framed by silvery-white hair. Underneath the bandages your forehead has already healed as though you hadn’t taken the skin off it in one big slice – a side effect of the bloodline expressed by some members of your clan, including its now-former leader, your cousin, and yourself. There’s still some dried blood there to take care of however.

Once you get yourself cleaned and dried, you head back out to find a middle aged-man you guess is the owner watching you from behind the long table with a look of confusion on his face.

It feels a little strange, but this is probably normal. If anything it’s your clan’s default state of gleeful bloodlust that’s probably strange.

“Are you… okay?”

You nod. “Yes, thank you.”

He seems unconvinced. “A bar is no place for a little lady all by herself.”

“This is a bar?”

“The sign outside says so.”

“I can’t read kanji.”

“I see,” he nods. “That would explain why you walked into the men’s room with such confidence.”

“That could have been awkward,” you muse. “Can I eat here?”

“Where are your parents?”

“Dead. I only arrived here a short time ago.”

You put a little bit of money on the table. “Is this enough for a snack and some water?”

“Water is free,” the man tells you, his expression troubled, thumbing through the coins before taking a few and handing you back the balance. “And we’re actually not open for another half hour.”

“Will that be a problem?”

He shakes his head, gesturing for you to sit at one of the smaller round tables in the back corner. “I can fix you something, kid. Don’t sweat it too much.”
>1/2
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>>6374381
As the man sets about cooking… something or another… there’s a commotion from the front door. Three men come in, two in front dressed in black clothes with sleek lines and the third in tan, the latter of which sits at another round table elsewhere in the room while the two black-clothed men walk up to the long table.

“Hey old man,” one of the newcomers greets him loudly. “Whiskey, best stuff you’ve got.”

“And get a steak going for the boss,” the other adds.

Rude.

“Sorry, fellas,” the owner replies with a smile. “We’re not open just yet. But if you don’t mind waiting…”

“Waiting?” the first of the men in black demands loudly, slamming his hands on the table. “You got any idea who’s sitting here?”

“I do,” the owner answers, the facade slipping a little to reveal some nervousness. “But the cook’s not here and the kitchen’s not open.”

“Ain’tcha cookin’ now?”

“I suppose if you count making a sandwich as 'cooking', then yes?”

>Speak up. No matter who they are, waiting for a few minutes won’t kill them.
>Ask the bartender if he needs you to deal with these troublemakers for him.
>Show off a little. See if you can scare these jerks off without any more trouble.
>Other?
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>>6374383
>Speak up. No matter who they are, waiting for a few minutes won’t kill them.
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>>6374383
>Other?
Wait and observe them. If the owner can manage it, let them be. Act if it escalates.
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>>6374383
>Speak up. No matter who they are, waiting for a few minutes won’t kill them.
Oftimes, the tongue is sharper than the sword.
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>>6374383
>Stay silent. Let this play out.
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>>6374383
>>6374388
This.
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>>6374383
After all the trouble you’ve gone through the last thing you want to do is give away what clan you hail from, least of all over some loud weaklings like these two. So at first, you choose silence.

“Don’t be a smartass,” one of the men in black tells the bartender.

The bartender’s concern is momentarily overwhelmed by his growing annoyance. “Look, friend. I can pour a couple of glasses and make your boss a sandwich if you want…”

“You think the Boss wants one of your stinkin’ sandwiches!?” the other man in black shouts, leaning in over the glossy bar table.

Meanwhile, his boss sits in silence, a little smirk playing across his face.

“I mean I’m already making one,” the bartender answers, raising his own voice a little. “Won’t take but a minute or so longer to make two.”

Finally, one of the men in black seems to notice you. “Oh, so you’re gonna feed a brat first, is that it!?”

The bartender seems to realize his mistake even as the man in black starts stomping his way over to you. “Now you leave her out of this!”

You raise your hand to the bartender, silently insisting that this development won’t be a problem.

“I ordered first,” you tell the man in black calmly.

“That so, brat? And what’s that suppposedta mean?”

“Well, if I ordered first it’s fair that I eat first,” you clarify, looking past the man in black to glare at his boss. “Or you can say the strong should eat first, in which case I still eat first.”

The man in black reaches down to grab you by the collar, only to find your thumb digging into his wrist and his palm facing in a direction that the human wrist doesn’t usually allow. There’s a moment before the pain registers, before he’s on his knees next to your table. All the while, you never take your eyes off the boss.

The second man in black is focused on you now, but he’s hesitating. He spares the man in tan a glance, looking for orders. That man however is holding your gaze… not yet panicking, but clearly understanding that he’ll have to make a decision.

>Release the man in black. It shows you don’t want to fight… but that you’re confident you can win.
>Ask the man in tan who the heck he even is, but don’t release the man you’ve grabbed just yet.
>If the man in tan is that hungry he can have half your sandwich, if you can have half his steak later.
>Other?
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>>6374413
>If the man in tan is that hungry he can have half your sandwich, if you can have half his steak later.
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>>6374413
>>If the man in tan is that hungry he can have half your sandwich, if you can have half his steak later.
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>>6374413
>If the man in tan is that hungry he can have half your sandwich, if you can have half his steak later.
Fair is fair.
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>>6374413
>If the man in tan is that hungry he can have half your sandwich, if you can have half his steak later.
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>>6374413
“If you’re that hungry,” you offer, giving your captive’s wrist an extra little twist to punish him for thinking he could wriggle free, “you could have some of my sandwich if I can have some of your steak later.”

There’s a pause, both of the black-clothed men looking frantically to their boss then back at you. But after that moment passes, the man in tan laughs and it feels like the tension immediately goes out of the room.

“That sounds like a good deal to me,” he replies, pushing at chair opposite his out from the table with the toe of his shoe. “Sorry about all that, Katoki-san, these guys are a little new.”

The bartender lets out a little sigh of relief. “You had me wondering for a minute there, Saitō-dono.”

“Go ahead and put it on two plates,” the man in tan insists as you cautiously release your grip on his subordinate’s wrist. The man takes a few quick steps to get away from you before trying to regain something like composure. It doesn’t quite work.

You walk over to the man who the bartender called ‘Saitō’ and warily take the seat he offered. “I’m a bit confused.”

“I’m Fujihara Saitō,” he introduces himself, gesturing for the second man in black to put a glass of amber liquid on the table in front of him. It smells like alcohol. “I run all the gambling in this town.”

“Ah,” you reply… it’s a little hard to feel all that surprised by something when you know you walked in knowing absolutely nothing. It would only have been surprising if it hadn’t been surprising. “I’m new around here.”

“I could tell,” Saitō nods. “Not too often you meet a kid with a body count.”

“Whaddya mean, boss?” the man whose wrist you nearly twisted half-off asks. “This kid?”

Saitō’s expression darkens a little. “Yeah, this kid. I may be rusty, but I was a chūnin once, remember?”

The bartender arrives a few moments later with two plates, setting one down in front of each of you. You gesture to yours, and Saitō nods, so you start eating. You don’t speak until you’re finished.

“Where am I?” you ask abruptly.

“Tonika town,” Saitō replies. “In the Land of Hot Springs in case you were wondering.”

“I was,” you admit.

“Well, that’s none of my business,” Saitō shrugs. “Kids like you just turn up in places, happens somewhere every day.”

>I’d like to work, if there’s anyplace that would have me.
>You were a shinobi? How is it that you aren’t anymore?
>I need a place to stay. I have a little bit more money.
>Other?
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>>6374450
>I’d like to work, if there’s anyplace that would have me.
A gambling mogul won't take kindly to a pryer or beggar, but a worker? Getting a job could help us find our footing.
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>>6374450
>You were a shinobi? How is it that you aren’t anymore?
I don't feel particularly eager of making her work for that guy. She needs to lay low.
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>>6374450
>I’d like to work, if there’s anyplace that would have me.
>>6374452
My thoughts exactly.
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>>6374450
>>I need a place to stay. I have a little bit more money.
Hot springs time?
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>>6374450
“So you should already know,” you reply.

He thinks about that for a moment. “More or less.”

“I’d like to work, if I can,” you clarify. “Ideally out of public view.”

“I think I have something for you,” Saitō eventually tells you. “Above board of course. I need someone to throw bones for some high-rollers tonight.”

That wording has you a bit on edge.

“… throw bones?”

Katoki-san is quick to clarify. “He means dice. For people with a lot of money to waste.”

That makes more sense.

“Boss?” one of his black-clothed guys asks in confusion. “You think that’s a good idea?”

“No way a kid like this is gonna be a cheat,” Saitō answers, before turning back to you. “My last guy was throwing for a side job, got himself caught with loaded dice. Made a pretty big stink in town. Little bald girl nobody knows though?”

“I’m not usually bald.”

“Fine,” Saitō raises his hands, “fair point. But either way, nobody’s gonna have any reason to doubt you. One night throwing dice should be enough for a cheap hotel room until you find something better, and if it’s not you can throw again next week.”

Katoki-san places the long-awaited steak on your table – a little pink inside, with some vegetables on the side. Two plates.

“So, what do you say kid?”

>Deal.
>I’ll pass, thanks.
>Other?
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>>6374484
>Deal.

It's something, enough to get us started and let us get our bearings.
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>>6374484
>Deal.
That's fine by us. We can meet new people, earn some money to survive, and get a grasp of the surrounding area. Most importantly, we can adjust our instincts to kill everything through exposure to normal situations. Not to remove, but to build a subconscious on-off switch for it.
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>>6374484
>>Deal
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>>6374484
>Deal
If it's just throwing dice.
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>>6374484
After weighing it in your mind for a moment longer, you cut into the steak in front of you and take a small bite. A moment later, you nod.

“Where and when do you need me to be?”



The game is to be held at ten that evening, upstairs from the bar Katoki-san owns – as it turns out, Saitō-san was only there so early because Katoki-san also owns the space upstairs and Saitō-san wanted to confirm the food service for what are apparently supposed to be some big names. You don’t recognize any of them as they file in, some with obvious entourages.

Three stand out.

A middle-aged man with profound eyebags and slicked brown hair turns up fairly early with a couple of young women clinging to his arms, looking ready to throw around some money to impress them. Then there’s an older woman in fancy tailored pink clothes, with pigtails and thick red lipstick. She’s accompanied by two well-built guys with tantō tucked into their waistbands, but the kindest thing you can call the woman they’re guarding is ‘well-fed’. The weirdest trio though is, by far, the last to show up and apparently a trio who everyone else in the building recognizes on site.

This trio is composed of a blonde woman dressed all in shades of green with a diamond marking on her forehead, her younger dark-haired attendant who seems a bit nervous with the whole situation, and of all things, a small pig wearing a collar.

“I see you changed your roller, Fujihara-san,” the well-fed woman muses in a voice a little too loud to be appropriate for the situation. “So the rumors were true?”

“Unfortunately,” Saitō confirms, motioning for you to sit – now dressed in striped yamabakama tied below your knees. A nice pattern of olive, grey, and blue, high enough quality that rich patrons won’t immediately think of you as a homeless child that quite literally wandered in off the street this morning. A black haori sits across your shoulders, apparently a part of the ‘uniform’ for a tough-looking dice-thrower. “This girl may not look like much, but I can guarantee that she has a clean history.”

That’s easy. When it comes to dice you have exactly zero history, clean or otherwise.

The dice are passed around so that each of the players, who total eight including the three who stood out on their arrival, can confirm that they all believe them to be fair. Then the smooth cubes of polished bone are passed into your hands, and you’re given a deep ceramic cup.
>1d100 please
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>6374516
Time to see if we've got a blood talent for gambling.
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>>6374516
“Han!” you call out.

The blonde woman’s dark-haired companion and the pig are really starting to celebrate now, since their mistress is on one heck of a run of good luck. The well-fed woman stepped out a few minutes ago to try and stem the proverbial bleeding, and the man with the eyebags is now more concerned trying to keep his girls interested as he’s discovered that losing money is far less attractive than making it.

Far from being happy about how things have gone, the woman in green watches with a concerned frown. She’s even stopped drinking, which at first you got the impression she enjoys more than the gambling most nights.

“Ten thousand on han,” she declares, immediately putting up the money.

You glance at Saitō-san to confirm that the money is good, and he nods. Several of the other gamblers bow out gracelessly, but eyebags-san makes one last valiant effort to impress the girls and matches the bet.

So you toss the dice into the cup with a slight flourish, shake, and clap the cup down onto the table in front of you. Then you lift the cup.

“Han!” you call out.

Eyebags-san is obviously done for the night, and so with the agreement of the other gamblers Saitō-san calls an end to the engagement and thanks his guests. Most file out and down the stairs with their money-purses substantially lighter, before Saitō-san opens a small purse and spreads out some coins in front of you.

“Five thousand,” he informs you with a grin, “the going rate.”

Then he passes you some extra coin. “And here’s another two, I’ve never seen the ‘Legendary Sucker’ hit a hot streak like that!”

“I promise it was all luck,” you shrug.

“Oh, I don’t doubt it,” Saitō-san assures you. “But somethin’ was goin’ on there, whether it was just luck or the stars lining up or somethin’ I can’t say. But it was a damn good show, kid.”

..

Saitō-san is still chuckling to himself as he walks away down the street, while you head into the bar to get some water and maybe a light snack before heading for the hotel Saitō arranged for you to stay at tonight – paying for the first night out of pocket.

The green woman, her attendant, and her pig just so happen to be there. The dark-haired woman is drinking with a goofy grin on her face, and the pig seems to be napping contentedly, but the green woman locks eyes on you the second you step through the door.

She moves her finger in the universal gesture for ‘come here’.
>1/2
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>>6374520
“Ma’am,” you nod, having dutifully taken a seat.

“Who are you, really?”

“I don’t follow.”

The woman sighs, setting aside her cup. Her dark-haired attendant’s surprise is obvious, though surprise at what is hard for you to guess, and even the pig has lifted its head.

“I don’t win at gambling,” she insists curtly. “I lose money hand over fist, every time. Every gambler in every town from the Land of Lightning to the Land of Wind knows that.”

You still don’t follow. “That… seems unlikely.”

“Is that so?”

“If it’s luck you have to win at some point,” you point out.

“You’d think that,” she answers, still frowning. “But I never do. Or at least, it’s very, VERY rare, and it never lasts long.”

“So it’s a special occasion, then,” you shrug. “Congratulations, ma’am. You won tonight, a lot.”

“I agree,” she tells you, folding her hands in front of her and resting her chin on them. “It’s always a special occasion… an omen of some sorts. Usually bad.”

“I’m… still lost,” you admit. “Are you happy or mad that you won?”

“I’m not sure yet,” she replies. “My name is Tsunade. I wander, I drink, and I gamble. Some days I still save people’s lives.”

Her attendant watches her, surprise now bordering on shock, as she works her way back to the initial question.

“A little girl with no hair shows up in a town with no family and no plan, doesn’t even tell anyone her name, and ends up throwing dice in a high-stakes gambling night,” she reviews. “A gambling night where I hit the first genuine hot streak I’ve hand in five years.”

“So I ask you again – who are you, really?”

>Give her your full name. She may know what it means.
>Give her your given name, explain that you’re a refugee.
>Just tell her you’re a refugee. She should understand.
>Other?
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>>6374531
>Give her your given name, explain that you’re a refugee.
Let's not put all our cards on the table this early into the game.
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>>6374531

>Give her your full name. She may know what it means.
It's Tsunade, she's incompetent but we'll intentioned. No reason to doubt of her intentions.
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>>6374531
>Give her your given name, explain that you’re a refugee.
>>6374548
We don't know that in character.
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>>6374556
She's like that in the manga. I'm scared of Orochimaru, better to get her good side than getting caught by him.
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>>6374531
>Give her your given name, explain that you’re a refugee
>"Today was your lucky day, and so was mine. Sometimes is best to not delve in simple things like that"
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>>6374561
Like the other anon said, we don't know that "in character"
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>>6374565
I don't understand why someone would add a canonical character on a quest and not making them act on character, but whatever.
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>>6374531
“My name is Ryōko,” you reply. “I’m a refugee.”

She watches you carefully for a few seconds, before she sighs. “I have suspicions of course, but for now I’ll neither pry nor share my thoughts with anyone not at this table.”

… if word has spread about the destruction of your clan, it’s possible that she may have already put two and two together (four) and guessed that a refugee showing up here around the time you did may well have fled from the Land of Water. Or maybe she guessed based on the fact that you made it a point to cut away the distinctive haircut every single member of your clan wore for generations. Maybe she actually has no idea.

But you also get the impression that she’s not lying about keeping your secret, at least for the time being, secret. She has after all been nothing if not blunt about her own gambling and drinking habits, and what she claims to be her usual bad luck.

You nod. “I appreciate that.”

“That having been said,” Tsunade continues, sipping from her cup, “you’ll need to be honest with the people around you sooner or later. It’s hard to train properly if you’re more concerned with keeping secrets.”

“Anyway, we’ll be heading out early tomorrow morning.”

The dark-haired woman finally breaks her silence. “Tsunade-sama, you can’t mean…”

Tsunade responds with a curt little sound, almost like a laugh. “I’m not taking a student, Shizune. Just… taking an interest.”

“… heading out?” you repeat.

“If you’re game, I’d like to take you to Yugakure,” Tsunade replies. “It’s safe, the quality of life is good. And knowing where you’ll be makes it easier to come back from time to time. I’ll even vouch for you to get into their academy.”

“It’s the least I can do to spread some of that good fortune I’ve been hogging all night.”

>Thank you.
>No thank you.
>Other?
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>that's it for tonight
>will try to pick up where I left off at a similar time tomorrow, but it may be a few hours later
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>>6374574
>Thank you.
I see a Konoha chungus, I follow.

>>6374578
Great, thanks for running, OP.
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>>6374574
>>Thank you.
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>>6374571
wut

I'm not saying that Tsunade wouldn't act according to her character. I'm saying us knowing that in real life and acting on that meta knowledge probably doesn't make sense for our own character, given that she doesn't know what we know about Tsunade and would rightfully be cautious about giving out her full name. Y'know, because of the whole 'our clan has a strong bloodline technique and is crazy, and attacked a great power for the lulz, and thus are bound for extermination' thing. There's likely to be a bounty on the head of any survivors.
>>6374574
>Thank you.

Moving up in the world and getting away from danger and poverty. While being a criminal would be interesting, we wouldn't last long without proper training.
>>6374578
Thanks for running.
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>>6374574
>Thank you.


>>6374571
They don't mean she might act different than in canon, they mean that our character doesn't know anything about Tsunade
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>>6374607
Yes, I know. I confused the "we as players" with the "we as the little girl". I don't self insert so she's "she" for me.
Still, OP gave us that option so I thought he might also give us a justification for her taking that choice.
But I understand your logic.
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>>6374574
>Thank you.
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>>6374574
“Thank you, Tsunade-san,” you reply, and after taking a moment to remember to do so, you bow politely.



The next morning comes early, but it’s not like you have anything to really pack so that’s not a problem. You hand your keys over at the front desk to find Tsunade-san, Shizune-san, and the pig waiting for your outside. The mist hasn’t quite burned off yet.

“It’s a bit of a walk to get to Yugakure,” Shizune-san informs you as you set out. “Did you bring any supplies?”

You nod. “I also have money.”

“That’s good, then we’ll stop for lunch,” Tsunade-san decides, before she settles into a brisk pace.



“I’m going to assume you already know what chakra is,” she tells you as you follow close behind, now heading out of the town on a well-kept gravel road under a thin canopy of leaves. “And I’ll also assume you can gather it, at least a little.”

“I can,” you confirm.

“Good. But that’s only a starting point – as a shinobi, the degree to which you can gather and control your chakra determines what techniques you can learn, and how well you can use them. Do you know any ninjutsu right now?”

You shake your head, before remembering that she’s not looking back at you right now. “No, ma’am.”

“Not surprising,” she replies. “Especially for smaller clans and villages taijutsu is a more efficient place to start. Hone students’ general skills before making them into specialists.”

Now she glances over her shoulder. “Sending you to academy to learn such things would be a waste.”

Eventually you find yourselves deep in the forest, surrounded by mossy trees and ferns which choke out much of the sky. The trail which you have been following along the side of a river now passes through a narrow valley where water and mist cascade down a rock face, and the trail itself becomes a wooden footbridge held above the rushing river by piers sunk into its bed. In some places only one person may walk each way, and the boards running along the side are sealed in some sort of bright reddish-orange coating against the water.
>1/2
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>>6374765
At a fork in the bridge-way, there stands a tall tree rooted among a pile of boulders and sediments in the middle of the river.

“Instead of wasting your time,” Tsunade-san muses, pointing over her shoulder at the tree behind her, “I’m going to start you on a more practical lesson. Use your chakra to climb this tree without using your hands. When I’m satisfied with your progress, you can break for lunch.”

You regard the tree with caution. “The academy would teach this?”

“No academy can teach everything,” Tsunade-san explains while Shizune-san dutifully unpacks two boxed lunches from the bag she’s been carrying all morning. “Sometimes a shinobi has to train on their own. If you learn the basics now, you can choose to work on anything you think you have to later, even when I’m not around.”

“This is how Tsunade-sama taught me too,” Shizune-san explains. “If you teach someone to fish, then they can feed themselves. If you teach someone to control their chakra, they can teach themselves.”

“Well then,” you reply, “I guess I should get busy.”
>1d20
>best of three
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>6374775
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>6374775
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>>6374775
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>>6374775
The first time you try it you take a running start, and only succeed in sliding off the tree-trunk and hitting your head against the railing on the way back down. When you get your bearings again, you see Shizune-san looking down at you with a concerned look.

“Are you alright?”

You get up without help, and stare back at the tree. “I’m fine.”

“That sort of fall would at least slow most kids your age down,” Shizune explains, accounting for her apparent concern for you. “How old are you, exactly?”

“Not sure,” you admit. “In my home village it could be hard to tell when seasons changed.”

“Well, I suppose when we get to Yugakure we’ll just have to give them our best guess,” she muses. “Are you sure you’re okay?”

“I have a hard head.”

This time you don’t start by running, because you’ve already learned that climbing a tree this way isn’t as instinctive as using your clan’s specialty technique. You can’t just make this up as you go. But the second time isn’t much better, even though you’re taking it slower.

“Try this,” Shizune-san offers.

You tilt your chin so that you can watch from your back, as an upside-down Shizune-san holds her hands together in front of her in a specific way. “How much do you know about hand signs?”

“Very little,” you admit.

“They help a shinobi concentrate their chakra,” Shizune-san explains. “Just try holding your hands this way while you focus on how your chakra’s moving inside your body.”

Tsunade-san takes a sip of sake from a small cup as she watches you imitate Shizune-san’s gesture, then put your feet against the lowest plank of the wooden guard rail. You close your eyes and focus… a similar sensation to what you feel when you activate your clan’s technique filling your legs and concentrating at your feet. Then you take a ‘step’, and a second, and a third.

You rise up off the pathway… before falling flat on your back.

“You had it there for a moment!” Shizune-san cheers you on.



After about an hour, and falls beyond your ability to count, Tsunade-san hands you a rice ball from your own small pack – umeboshi. “Believe it or not, you did well. Remember when you’re training on your own that it’s important to take breaks, and feed yourself. Chakra takes both mental and physical energy, so if you’re exhausted in either sense it shows in terms of your performance.”
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>>6374789
“Sleep well, eat well, understood,” you answer, before making quick work of your lunch.

The Land of Hot Water seems to mostly be forested, and humid at that. In some places the pathway is tangled by old roots, in others it’s forced to cross old bridges that look like they haven’t been kept up in years. For a while it even merges with a larger road that consists entirely of uneven wooden planks were it has to cross a muddy swamp. Foot and cart traffic on the main road is actually pretty busy considering how far out from the last town you are… maybe there are more settlements scattered all through the forest?

“Coming up soon, you should see something interesting,” Tsunade-san informs you.

Sure enough, when the road (now a more modest pathway suitable for two or three small carts to pass each other) takes another turn you see a small village up ahead. Two rows of buildings face onto a river that flows through a stone channel, with walkways on either side and bridges that arc across it. The walkways are lined with weeping willow-trees and bright flowers.

“This is Yuzusaki village,” Tsunade-san tells you. “It’s a pretty popular onsen town.”

“The entire town?” you wonder aloud.

“It’s a resort,” Shizune-san clarifies, and the pig makes a sound that over the course of the last couple of days you understand to be agreement. “People come to the Land of Hot Water from as far as the Land of Earth for the onsen.”

“We only had one hot spring near our village,” you recall. “And we had to fight over it some days.”

Tsunade chuckles. “Well, I guess the closest you get here is the reservation list some times of the year. In Yuzusaki they add yuzu fruits to some of the baths during the harvest season, which is when it gets busy.”



The town isn’t busy at the moment, but it does feel lively. The people living here all seem at ease, though of course there’s no illusion that they don’t each have their own personal challenges to face. They just don’t face those challenges by stabbing them with knives made from their own arms.

“Do you mind indulging me for a moment?” Tsunade-san asks, having stopped at the front gate to what must logically be an onsen building. “This is a good opportunity for me and for Shizune.”

Shizune-san seems as perplexed as you are, but doesn’t seem ready for a debate.

>I don’t have anywhere else to be, so I may as well enjoy being where I am.
>Do you mind if I practice for myself for a little while to keep busy?
>What kind of opportunity? I still know very little about either of you.
>Other?
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>>6374798
>I don’t have anywhere else to be, so I may as well enjoy being where I am.
She's too stuck up, relaxing might be the correct choice.
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>>6374798
>I don’t have anywhere else to be, so I may as well enjoy being where I am.
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>>6374798
>I don’t have anywhere else to be, so I may as well enjoy being where I am.
We're off to a good start so far. Our situation could be far worse than it has been.
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>>6374798
>I don’t have anywhere else to be, so I may as well enjoy being where I am.
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>>6374798
>I don’t have anywhere else to be, so I may as well enjoy being where I am

Yo new quest from you! Nice!
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>>6374798
>What kind of opportunity? I still know very little about either of you.
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>>6374798
“I don’t have anywhere else to be,” you admit, “so I may as well try to enjoy being where I am, I guess.”

Tsunade laughs at that. “Yeah, I suppose you’re right about that!”



Inside you part ways with Tsunade-san, Shizune-san, and their pig for a short while. You pay the lady at the front counter a hundred and fifty ryō, then with a little direction from her you find your way into the women’s locker room where you leave everything you can’t take with you in a basket before washing.

The bathing area is remarkable – a room with smooth, dark wooden floors and walls lit by lanterns that glitter through the steam, a large rectangular pool laid out at your feet with several women of various ages already relaxing. The water is pale and cloudy, and at the far end of the room the walls give way to an open-air section screened off by bamboo walls. Water-worn boulders mark the edges of the bath here, and many colorful flowers grow under the shade of a leafy tree.

Contact with the water seems to melt away stress and aches you didn’t even realize you were carrying. You see a young woman cup her hands under a bamboo spigot in the open-air area and take a drink of the water flowing from it, and so you eventually do the same… waiting just long enough not to seem like you’re copying her.

The taste reminds you a little of a citrus you were tricked into eating, years ago.

“Excuse me,” Shizune-san speaks up, snapping you out of the memory. You step aside and let her capture some of the falling water in a small glass container, which she then caps.

You don’t quite understand what she’s doing, and so you ask.

“Getting a water sample,” she answers. “To make it simple, lots of onsen are supposed to have therapeutic value.”

“Meaning…”

“Meaning the water helps treat people,” Shizune-san explains. “You felt it when you stepped in, right? The hot water helps your blood vessels to expand and your muscles to relax… the acidity, what gives it that sour taste, can also help certain ailments. Same thing with the dissolved minerals that make it cloudy.”

You have to concede that feeling the effects of the water firsthand gives you a pretty good idea of what Shizune-san is trying to accomplish here, even though the details go well beyond what you can understand right now. But instead of getting any deeper into that subject, you go back to getting as much out of this experience as possible.
>1/2
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>>6374946
>got called back to work for a bit there, back to it then
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>>6374946
After a while of course you’re back on the road heading out of Yuzusaki village and into the forest. At one point in the afternoon Shizune-san hands you an umbrella, since it had already started raining and you could hear distant thunder. But the worst of it holds off until after nightfall, and by then you’ve reached the next town. There are little souvenir shops along the main street, which you have to walk past to get to your hotel. In one shop window you see a number of necklaces, each with a pendant at the end of shaped bone.

Tsunade-san catches you looking in the window. “The river near here is famous as a fishing spot. Those are designed to look like ancient fishing hooks, which used to be made of bone… plenty of genuinely ancient ones have been found along the banks.”

“Dice… and fishhooks…” you muse.

“People have been using bones for tools for thousands of years,” Shizune-san adds as you continue to walk.



The hotel you check in at also has an onsen, but evidently Shizune-san doesn’t feel a need to collect a sample. “Calcium at this one,” she tells you.

“What is that good for?” you ask curiously.

“A number of things,” Tsunade-san answers. “Mostly, it’s found in the hydroxylapatite that gives your bones and teeth their strength.”

“High epoxy appetite?” you repeat.

“It’s a crystal. Calcium is one of the things that forms it.”

>You’re trying to get me to say it, aren’t you?
>Can you teach me more about bones?
>So… are you a shinobi of some sort?
>Other?
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>>6375032
>Can you teach me more about bones?
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>>6375032
>You’re trying to get me to say it, aren’t you?
Little Kaguya knows that Tsunade and co. are good people, better to get this out of the way.
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>>6375032
>You’re trying to get me to say it, aren’t you?
>So… are you a shinobi of some sort?

At this point we would be a bit on guard because of clearly leading questions.
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>>6375032
>You’re trying to get me to say it, aren’t you?
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>>6375032
>You’re trying to get me to say it, aren’t you?
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>>6375032
>You’re trying to get me to say it, aren’t you?
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>>6375032
“You’re still trying to get me to say it, aren’t you?” you observe.

Even if it’s a mild one it’s still an accusation, but Tsunade-san seems unbothered. “I’m giving you opportunities, but I guess I’ll go first. Come up to my room later and I’ll lay my cards on the table, in private. Then you can decide if you want to do the same.”



After you settle in, you head up to the second floor and knock at the room where the others are staying. Shizune-san answers, and she quietly ushers you in where you find Tsunade-san seated on the tatami looking very much like you’d imagine a mob boss waiting on an underling might. She even has a rather large glass bottle of sake to her side, sitting on a wooden coaster.

“Ryōko-kun,” she greets you, gesturing for you to sit. Once you do, she continues. “I am Tsunade, last of the Senju clan, granddaughter of the First Hokage.”

“I know some of those names,” you admit. “In my village we didn’t respect our enemies’ names.”

“That… tracks,” she muses. “Nevertheless, I figured I might have you at a disadvantage there. May I ask your name? Your full name?”

After a moment’s hesitation, you reply. “Ryōko, of the Kaguya clan.”

Shizune-san’s head whips towards her elder. “Tsunade-sama, you knew this girl was one of that clan?”

Tsunade-san nods once, her expression stern. “The rumors weren’t entirely accurate then… neither of the clan’s complete destruction nor of what they were like before then.”

“Still,” you offer, “they were mostly true.”

“… may I see it?”

So she does know about it… the shikotsumyaku. This is – was – your clan’s major claim to fame next to their ferocity, the ability to shape and harden your own bones to fight. You really weren’t hiding anything from this woman from the start. Just how perceptive is she?

You raise your arm, and concentrate chakra between your wrist and your elbow. When it starts you can feel it, the flesh parting to allow bone to slide through past your little finger, a turn of your wrist placing your fingers around the emerging weapon as it takes shape. When it’s done you’re holding something about the size of a small tantō, sharp on two edges until it reaches a wider spot that functions as a hilt.
>1/2
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>>6375284
“Shikotsumyaku, first dance – Tsubaki-no-mai,” you explain, noting that Shizune-san has risen up onto one knee in alarm at seeing it for the first time. You pass the bone blade into your left hand, letting it lie across your fingers as you pass it to her. After a moment, Shizune-san takes it from you carefully and hands it to Tsunade-san.

Tsunade-san accepts the blade with equal caution and formality. She subtly tests its weight and calculates its balance, and she flicks her fingernail against the side of the blade and listens as it rings faintly like steel. You figure that’s to test its hardness. Then, with a swift and smooth movement, she swipes it at the sake bottle.

A moment later, the cork slides cleanly away along with the top of the bottle itself.

Finally she passes the blade back to Shizune-san, who passes it back to you. “You weren’t carrying one when we first met.”

You shake your head before tapping one finger to the hilt, flesh rolled back to expose bone. “It’s not exactly subtle.”

The bone begins to dissolve away under the influence of your chakra, until nothing is left.

Tsunade-san is silent for a few moments before she speaks again. “When you do that, does it hurt?”

“It pinches a bit.”

“And the skin closes on its own?”

“Yes.”

“No scarring?”

“My clan doesn’t scar.”

“Other wounds heal that fast?”

“Usually.”

The question she doesn’t ask is the one to which she probably already has an answer. Of course someone with the shikotsumyaku can still die from a long list of things – internal wounds, poisoning, strangulation, drowning, sickness. That much was proven just a few days ago.

Tsunade-san goes back to thinking for quite a while, and so you, Shizune-san, and the pig all sit in silence.

“Why do you believe your clan lost?” Tsunade-san eventually asks you.

>Because they were outnumbered, with no plan to make up for it.
>They could never imagine themselves losing. Only I could.
>They didn’t want to ‘win’, they wanted to kill until they all died.
>Other?
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>>6375285
>They could never imagine themselves losing. Only I could.
>They didn’t want to ‘win’, they wanted to kill until they all died.

Mix of these two. They couldn't imagine that they would ever lose and in that bloodlust any losses they took were disregarded as weaklings getting weeded out.
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>>6375285
>They could never imagine themselves losing. Only I could.
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>>6375285
>>They could never imagine themselves losing. Only I could.
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>>6375285
You consider your answer for a moment. “For all the killing they – we – did, they couldn’t imagine dying.”

Tsunade-san seems somewhat taken aback by your answer. “I would have accepted a lot of answers, but that one was blunter than I expected.”

“Just instructing you in my own skills would be a waste,” she decides. “Your kekkei genkai already gives you a pathway to offensive power and survivability, and it’s one where all I can offer are a few pointers. But it also raises one more question, which I hope you can answer.”

“Another question?” you ask. “I thought you’d covered the essentials well.”

“I promise this is the last one,” she assures you, “and with what I know and what I’ve seen, I think it’s the most important to you.”

You nod quietly.

“When you were still with your clan, did anyone else who used your kekkei genkai ever seem… older than they should be?”

>1d20 please, best of three
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>6375322

Go high!
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>>6375322
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>>6375322
“… do you mean, wrinkly?” you ask. “Thinning hair, getting sick easily, getting weaker?”

“Or anything that might be unique to your clan,” Tsunade-san adds. “Perhaps their bones began to break more easily than they should?”

You try to recall anything like what Tsunade-san is talking about. “Maybe half of us had it, and of those most never got past the basics.”

“They would still be wounded while fighting,” Tsunade-san presses.

“Often,” you confirm. “I can’t think of any of them looking different from anyone about their age without shikotsumyaku.”

There’s another brief silence as Tsunade-san contemplates what you’ve told her.

“Tsunade-sama,” Shizune-san eventually breaks that silence. “Could that mean…”

Tsunade-san shakes her head. “Mean what?”

“Mitotic immortality!” Shizune-san continues, her voice lowered but the urgency in it raised.

“Even if that’s the case,” Tsunade-san answers, “her body is different than other people’s, by definition. So even then, what would that mean?”

Then she looks back to you, ready to explain as best she can. “Think of your body as being like your clothes – the threads woven together are like the cells in your body. They’re the tiny units that fit together to make a bone, or your muscles or skin. If you want to lengthen your hakama you need to add fabric, made from threads. When you want to grow your bones or close your wounds, your cells divide. It’s not a perfect comparison, but that’s basically how you can think of it.”

“Are you still following?”

“These ‘cells’ make up the fabric of my body,” you answer. “So far.”

“Every time your cells divide, the end result isn’t perfect. Basically it wears your body out, just a little at a time, like the weave of the fabric getting thinner or the thread getting more fragile. So what do you think happens if you have to heal your own body too many times over too short a span?”

“Your body would get more fragile?” you guess, before you get her point. “You’d visibly age at some point.”

“That’s right,” Tsunade-san confirms. “And eventually, your body can’t heal anymore. Things that should still be working start failing, and after that you die. I’ve had to heal myself a lot over the years… so I know that risk better than anyone.”

“Are you…” you frown, “telling me that my kekkei genkai could kill me?”
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>>6375342
“There’s precedent for kekkei genkai being double-edged swords,” Tsunade-san admits, “though sometimes the body of its possessor is adapted to counteract the logical drawbacks. And cells having an infinite ability to divide themselves isn’t unheard-of. Cancer cells and undifferentiated cells have that property, it’s normally just our healthy body cells that have a limit.”

Some of that makes sense. “I wish there’d been more old people in my clan for me to remember. But if our enemies and rivals didn’t make that a rarity, the infighting definitely would.”

“It sounds like you had a rough childhood,” Shizune-san offers, her tone somewhat awkward.

“It probably was,” you agree. “I have nothing to compare it to though.”

“To tell you for certain I would need specialized equipment,” Tsunade-san declares, pouring herself a drink from the clean-cut bottle. “And to get that equipment under the current circumstances I’d need to make it myself. But there’s another option.”



The next morning you set out early again, Tsunade-san having given you your assignment not just for today but for the rest of the trip. She had you remove another piece of bone from your arm, this time shaping it to mimic the souvenir fishhook she bought you before leaving town on a somewhat rougher road. It has a sort of a stem where you understand the line would normally be wrapped, a curved hook, and interestingly a point at the bottom of that hook that Shizune-san explains to you helps keep the hook oriented the right way in a current.

Tsunade-san’s first instruction was to harden it the same way you would with a sword, which you do. She carefully tests its strength and, when satisfied, instructs you to spend all day lengthening and shortening it without pause and without adding any additional material to it from your own bones.

After thinking about it for some time, you feel like you see the reasoning – if shaping it like this requires you to cause the ‘cells’ that make up the bone to divide over and over again, and it’s separated from your body so that you can’t infuse fresh cells into it, the bone should eventually become brittle. Or at least, if your bones had the same limits as ordinary humans it would. But if your bones did not have those limits, it would never lose its strength.

“I would never have thought of this,” you admit during your lunch break. “Tsunade-san, you must be incredibly smart.”

“She’s a genius,” Shizune-san insists immediately, but Tsunade-san laughs a little.

“And sometimes, I even act like I am. But not all the time.”
>1d100, best of three
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>6375349
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>6375349

High, no average!
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>6375349
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>>6375349
At the end of the first day of repeating this process, you’ve completely lost track of how many times you’ve lengthened the hook to the size of a small blade and retracted it again – it’s a slower process and requires more concentration to change the size of something once it’s separated from your body, and you have to pay attention to where you’re walking too. On more than one occasion, only your newly-acquired ability to cling to surfaces using your chakra keeps you from falling into a ditch, or slipping off an awkwardly-placed boulder in your way.

“How many, Shizune?” Tsunade-san asks.

“Seventy-eight,” she replies.

“Seventy-eight,” Tsunade-san muses. “It would be like healing the same wound to the same tissues seventy-eight times. There should certainly be some loss of strength from that.”

You hand Tsunade-san the hook, which is currently in the ‘long’ phase of the repeated cycle you’ve subjected it to, and she tests it in her hands. She raps a knuckle against it, and it makes a similar enough ringing sound to what it ‘should’ make that you can’t tell whether there’s any difference. Then she uses it to slice the trunk of a nearby tree whose branches overhang the path, and the tree falls away to the side.

Then she hands it back to you. “Do it again tomorrow.”



By noon you’ve reached an overlook, from which you can see another town – larger than either of the previous stops, situated on either side of a steep-sided ravine into which a river flows via waterfall. The forest thins around this settlement, at least on the side nearest you, where there are worked fields for growing some sort of vegetables. Behind the village, from your perspective, there is more forest. Everywhere there’s a scent of flowers carried on a steam-laden breeze.

“That is Yugakure,” Tsunade-san tells you. “The village hidden in hot water. May I see your fishhook?”

You hand the tool to her, again in its long form, and she tests it a second time. “How many, Shizune?”

“Fifty-two.”

“You’ve gotten a bit faster,” Tsunade-san muses. “One hundred and thirty times, when the normal limit before I’d expect to see side effects is around sixty. I can’t tell you the mechanism, but it seems like your body won’t experience the usual consequences of what your kekkei genkai does.”

“Thank you,” you bow politely. “You’ve eased a concern I didn’t even realize I should have had.”

“Well, it balances out anyway,” Tsunade-san shrugs. “Hang on to that fishhook for a little while longer.”
>1/2
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>>6375364
The entrance to the village is past a large, ornate gate standing in the middle of a wide street. In its details you feel like Yugakure village is a lot like Yuzusaki village was, except here and there you see people in uniforms wearing headbands, all with the same symbol of three parallel lines, at a slight angle off vertical.

Your group is stopped by two of these near the gate, each armed with a short wooden staff that when they rest one the ground it comes up to about the height of their chest.

“Hold on for a moment,” one of the ninja frowns. “Tsuande of the Sannin?”

“That’s right,” Tsunade-san answers curtly. “I’d like to speak to someone on your jōnin council, if anyone’s available.”

“Well… yeah, of course, ma’am,” the man replies nervously. “Like… you mean, right now?”

“Now works,” Tsunade-san agrees.

… what kind of high-roller have you fallen in with exactly?



In the village of Yugakure there is a building, near the center of town. It stands three stories, and has clear lines of sight in almost every direction. The rooftop is flat, with railings as though it’s often used as an open-air meeting place. On the top floor however is an office, and in that office there is a man with a protective armored jacket and a Yugakure-marked headband. He seems surprised when your group is led into his office, and not entirely in a pleased sort of sense.

“Please,” he offers to Tsunade-san, “sit.”

Tsunade-san however puts a hand on your shoulder, and nudges you towards the only chair in the room not currently occupied. The pig, whose name you’ve now heard to be Tonton, makes an indignant noise.

“I’d like to talk to you about enrolling this girl in your village’s academy,” Tsunade-san gets straight to the point, “and placing her with a local family.”

“That’s… highly irregular,” the man replies nervously. “I mean, I don’t even know who this girl is.”

>Give him your name. That and Tsunade-san’s backing will probably be enough.
>If he doubts your loyalty, he should know that you have nowhere to go back to.
>Place the bladed ‘fishhook’ on his desk and tell him you grew it from your arm.
>Other?
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>>6375373
>Give him your name. That and Tsunade-san’s backing will probably be enough.
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>>6375373
>>Give him your name. That and Tsunade-san’s backing will probably be enough.
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>>6375373
>Give him your name. That and Tsunade-san’s backing will probably be enough.
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>>6375373
>Give him your name. That and Tsunade-san’s backing will probably be enough.

And if that is not enough, you aren't going to disappoint the jonin with poor grades. You are going to work your butt off.
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>>6375373
>Give him your name. That and Tsunade-san’s backing will probably be enough.
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>>6375373
“My name is Kaguya Ryōko,” you inform the man. The name gives him a moment’s pause.

“And I can guarantee at this point she’ll make a fine shinobi,” Tsunade-san adds. “Though she’ll need some remedials on reading, writing, and math to get there.”

… whose side is she on?

After a moment, the jōnin opens a drawer in his desk and takes out a few pieces of paper with a pen. “I’ll see what I can do, then. But just so you know, the whole council may not like this.”



Several hours later you’re sitting in seiza across from a man and a woman who look… remarkably ordinary. They are Eiso Fujio and his wife Hiyori, and from the brief introduction before you were sent to their home on the edge of town you know that they’re potato farmers. Fujio-san’s hands are calloused and slightly crooked from years of hard work, which you noticed when he handed you your tea and a little snack, while Hiyori-san’s movements in making said tea and preparing said snack were quick, clever, and precise.

“We… learned a while ago that we can’t have a child,” Hiyori-san informs you. “But to take care of a child who has no home of her own… that would be a joy, I think.”

“It may not be an interesting home,” Fujio-san admits, correctly, “but I can promise you all it will always be a welcoming one.”

It’s a reasonably large home with a good amount of land that goes with it, thus its position at the edge of town, and inside it’s reasonably if plainly decorated. The cushions are comfortable, the tatami are well cared-for, and despite their humble occupations the couple are well-dressed and impeccably clean. These are people who make a good impression not because they’re trying to, but because they conduct themselves in a way that speaks for them before they open their mouths.

You only recognize this because you grew up with its opposite.

Glancing at Tsunade-san, you offer her a slight nod. Then you speak your mind.

“Fujio-san, Hiyori-san,” you greet the couple, bowing politely. “I’ll… be in your care?”

You nearly fumbled it at the end there, but they seem to take your meaning.



After a short time, the day finally arrives when Tsunade-san, Shizune-san, and Tonton-kun feel confident enough in your situation to depart. And that’s okay. People always go their separate ways, at least for a time, but often they come back too. That’s precisely what Tsunade-san has promised you, though she admits she can make no promises about how often.
>1/2
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>>6375385
“I’ll leave you with this, for now,” Tsunade-san tells you, before handing you a book. You flip it open, and inside you find something that you quickly recognize – detailed drawings of the human body, and not just the skeleton but the muscles and organs, laid out systematically. Ranges of motion, critical functions, and even very small features all labeled in both formal kanji and informal kana. “Read through it in addition to your other studies, familiarize yourself with its contents.”

You close the book, silently noting that every page was drawn and written by hand. “Thank you. I’ll prepare thoroughly.”



As it turns out, potato farming is actually a kind of training itself. It’s hard work, but it keeps the Eiso family putting food on its table and so you lend yourself to that hard work. And even after just a few weeks, you can feel it building up your muscles and your endurance, at least a little bit.

“Thank you,” you tell Hiyori-san as she hands you your lunch. “I’m going out.”

“Eat well, study well,” she replies with a smile. “And stay safe!”

“I will.”

The walk to the academy building takes some time, but it’s not exactly difficult. The road is well-paved and the surroundings are comfortable, following a shallow canal with river water flowing through it down to the fields. The school building is in town, close to the same building where the jōnin council meets, and today is your first official day of classes – the school has been on break until this morning.

Inside you find your classroom, and sit down. An instructor walks in not too long afterwards.

“Good morning everyone,” he greets the class. “Today we have a new student who just moved here, her name is Kaguya Ryōko. Please treat her kindly.”

Then he continues on immediately to his lesson. “Today will be our first official day working with ninjutsu, starting with the clone technique and the transformation.”

“Why?” one of the boys in the class asks loudly, a question many seem to share. “Wouldn’t it be more useful to teach us how to shoot fireballs or electrocute people?”

>Say nothing. Just listen for now, see how your teacher handles it.
>Challenge him. If it’s so beneath him, let’s see him use either one.
>Those techniques train chakra control, which he’ll need for fireballs.
>Other?
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>>6375434
>Say nothing. Just listen for now, see how your teacher handles it.

New student shouldn't make a scene or anything, just stay put and see where things are going. We can assert dominance later when the time calls it.
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>>6375434
>Say nothing. Just listen for now, see how your teacher handles it.
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>>6375434
You decide to just let this situation play out, since you’re what Shizune-san warned you about – the ‘new kid’.

“It is true, to be promoted to jōnin a shinobi must either be able to use a nature transformation and genjutsu, or else two nature transformations,” the instructor – whose name is Yara-san, you were told yesterday – replies. “But I was also made a chūnin instructor without using any nature transformations at all. Do you know why?”

“Because you’re smart?” the boy answers.

Yara-san shakes his head, which much like yours was a few weeks ago is shaved. “Observe.”

He then proceeds to form two hand seals, which you identify as boar followed by ram, before sinking into the floor. “This is the shinobi art known as Mengakure-no-jutsu.”

His voice seems to come from somewhere nearby, though it’s impossible to tell from exactly where. And so he’s entirely invisible until he re-emerges from the floor to press the two fingertips on his right hand against the back of the boy’s head.

“The first thing a shinobi needs to understand is how to conceal themselves,” Yara-san tells the class as he walks back to the front of the room. “How to gather information, which if you were wondering does involve the ability to read and comprehend. The ability to evade detection and to detect those who may be evading you. Those skills with a little taijutsu will complete far more missions than the ability to breathe fire will.”

“Now if you’re finished asking silly questions, Tenson-kun, let’s open our text books to chapter two, lesson seventeen. The topic today will be the clone technique.”

>1d20, best of three
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Go high!
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Higher still!
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I mean the other anons rolled pretty high so I don't mind an average roll desu
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>>6375470
You read through the textbook… and the mechanics honestly feel pretty simple to you. There’s an element of chakra control, a series of hand seals to weave, a mental image, and so on. The textbook mentions that the ‘clone’ technique creates nothing more than an illusion, the moving image that copies you to deceive an enemy, but also mentions that there are common variations that add various nature transformations like water or earth. There’s also a version created in Konohagakure during the warring states era that creates a clone that can actually make attacks, which the basic version cannot.

In other words, the clone technique is a basic building block that teaches skills necessary for a shinobi to succeed – skills which your clan once shunned as unnecessary.

The thought occurs to you that if you were really good at this, you could probably even create a clone made from your own bones at some point in the future. But first you’d have to get good at this. Baby steps, Ryōko. Baby steps.

After reading the book and having Yara-sensei lecture at you with chalk drawings, you and the other students get up near the end of the day and try your hand at the technique.

“Bunshin-no-jutsu!” Tenson-kun shouts, easily louder than the rest, only to produce a ‘clone’ that collapses in a clearly non-functional heap.

As disappointed as he seems, at least he got the technique to do something – which puts him easily ahead of most of your peers.

You form the hand seals yourself. “Ram… snake… tiger…”

And just like that, a near-perfect image of yourself splits away from your real body. Some of the details just don’t quite feel ‘real’ enough to pass against a skilled opponent.

Yara-sensei looks at you, clearly impressed. “Very well done, Kaguya-kun. And Tenson-kun… for someone who seemed so disappointed not to be learning the fireball technique, you did well for your first time too.”

“Please, keep practicing on your own while I help some of the other students.”

On your second attempt you’re satisfied with the duplicate, and on your third you produce two clones. Meanwhile, Tenson-kun improves… but doesn’t quite get results that satisfy him. Eventually he comes over to watch your fourth attempt, where you try to speed the process up a little.

After a moment, you dispel your own technique. “Yes?”

“Can you watch me try next?” he asks with a frown. “I can’t get it right still.”

You nod, and he performs the technique in front of you one more time. The result isn’t quite as good as your first attempt, but it’s actually a significant improvement.
>1/2
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>>6375493
“You’re close,” you offer, before showing him how you form your tiger hand seal. “But your hand seals are a bit sloppy.”

“Sloppy how?” he asks.

You call his attention to your palms, separating them slightly below your little fingers. “This is what you’re doing. I was doing it too at first.”

“Try it again.”

This time, he manages to create one proper clone, one that if he got clever with the setup and the timing might even fool you as you are now.

“You improved quickly,” you muse, before returning momentarily to your desk to pull out the medical textbook. “In a way, it’s as impressive as getting it right the first time. Just for different reasons.”

“You really think so?”

“I really think so.”

A moment later, you look up to see he’s offered a handshake. “I’m Akiji.”

You return the gesture. “Ryōko.”

“What are you reading, Ryō-kun?” he asks, peering at your book.

The use of that nickname makes you frown. “Please do not call me that. Ryōko-kun.”

“Sorry,” he apologizes. “Ryōko-kun.”

“You couldn’t have known,” you assure him, before showing the book’s contents.

“Bones?” he asks curiously.

“A gift,” you answer simply. “Maybe some day we’ll know each other well enough that I’ll explain it to you.”

The final bell is coming up, when Yara-sensei asks if there are any questions.

>Ask him how you can learn about nature affinities - Akiji's enthusiasm has you curious.
>Ask about the other basic techniques you’ll be learning.
>Ask about information gathering – the ninjutsu book barely mentions it.
>Other?
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>>6375512
>Ask about the other basic techniques you’ll be learning.
>Ask about taijutsu lessons. When do they start?

Being an outsider and knowing taijutsu seems like a believable combination, especially with our family background being sketchy.
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>>6375512
>>Ask about taijutsu lessons. When do they start?
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>>6375512
>Ask about the other basic techniques you’ll be learning.
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>>6375512
“When do we learn taijutsu, sensei?”

“Ah,” Yara-sensei muses. “The class has been learning the basics of taijutsu all year, mostly emphasizing conditioning which is useful for everyone. The degree to which you wish to engage with the forms we teach here is up to you, but my understanding is that you would find most of them boring until at least next year.”

“Which should,” he continues, “let you focus on your literacy remedials.”

… oh. Yeah, that.

“And, the other ninjutsu we need to learn?”

“I almost forgot that you do not know the curriculum,” Yara-sensei realizes. “My apologies. This year we will be working on the only three techniques required for graduation – the clone technique, the substitution technique, and the transformation technique. We will also have you start working towards water-walking, since this is a skill required for many genin missions in the Land of Hot Water.”

“Many students will need to work on those skills next year as well alongside intelligence gathering, however students who master them early enough will have the option to pursue other basic skills under instructor supervision. Typically I recommend basic genjutsu for those with the talent, or otherwise some manner of camouflaging ninjutsu.”

“How do you recommend what we should be working on?” Akiji-kun asks, just before the final bell rings. “I mean, assuming we get there?”

Yara-sensei looks at him for a moment, then turns his gaze to you for a moment. He also seems to notice that despite the bell having rung, the class hasn’t moved to leave yet – the same interest is on everyone’s minds. So with a resigned sigh he produces two pieces of paper from a drawer under his desk. “I had not planned on this, but perhaps this will make for a good bonus lesson.”

“Take this,” he instructs, handing one little square to you and then to Akiji-kun, “and let a little bit of your chakra flow into it. I will explain the results.”
>1d5 please, I will take the first result for you and the second for Akiji
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>>6375551
You follow his instructions, and after a moment you watch as the little piece of paper splits cleanly down the middle. Yara-sensei nods approvingly.

“Kaguya-kun, your chakra nature is wind,” he announces. “Which means that of the five elemental natures that in theory anyone can use – fire, water, earth, lightning, and wind – you are predisposed towards skill with wind.”

After a few more moments, the paper slip in Akiji-kun’s hand starts to crumble, eventually falling to the floor like sand.

“And your nature, Tenson-kun, is earth,” he explains.

Akiji-kun seems slightly disappointed. “Earth? You mean, not fire?”

“This does not mean that neither of you can learn to utilize fire release,” he explains carefully, “only that you have no natural advantage in doing so. While elements do have certain advantages and disadvantages against each other, none are inherently better or worse. Earth-based techniques can be quite effective in a variety of situations.”

“That is, if you have the chakra to make use of it. That is the danger for genin in trying to learn elemental ninjutsu… running out of chakra can cause your body harm. It can even kill you. So remember that, and be cautious in your own training.”
>That’s it for now
>I need to grab some sleep, may be able to update again late tomorrow evening
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>>6375574
Wind is an interesting nature but I don’t think it’s super notable outside of guiding bone kunai and making blades sharper, there’s that huge aoe wind blast suna likes to use but I don’t remember the name.
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>>6375574
Wind will boost our speed and with natural taijustu talent we are gonna be a nightmare to deal with. Who knows what kind of abomination we can become with sufficient understanding of medical ninjutsu which given Tsunade has taken a personal interest in us, is only a matter of time before she picks us up after we finish 'basic' and learn enough to understand her teachings. Our only real weakness is gonna be genjutsu, which is gonna buttfuck us.

>>6375612
Speed and agility. Bones give us innate armor and weaponry to fortify taijutsu. Most of our chi reserves are gonna get spent on that and our medical ninjutsu. Our fatal weakness will be genjutsu.
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>>6375612
You have to get creative with it, just like Naruto turning wind into a Kienzan.
I can see Ryoko shooting high pressurized wind chakra through bone cannons. Maybe she can give it a musical theme to make it funnier.
Sound, wind and bones are quite related.
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>>6375699
> Don't forget the basic sharp air slash from a (bone) sword either
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>>6375574
“How was your first day of classes?” Fujio-san asked you.

“I worked on kanji,” you muse. “And learned my chakra nature.”

“Is that so?”

You continue working on the potato noodles that Hiyori-san has been teaching you to make. “Wind. I also managed a clone technique on my first try.”

Fujio-san is dicing vegetables, also at Hiyori-san’s direction. “I don’t know much about shinobi, but I think that’s pretty uncommon.”

“So I’m told.”

“It sounds like you have a natural talent for this.”

You see that he has a point, however you don’t feel like that’s all there is to it. “There’s a lot for me to work on.”

“Well,” Fujio-san muses, tipping the vegetables into a pot. “No need to rush, Ryōko-kun… I don’t know what your life was like before, but Yugakure can be a chance for you to be a kid, you know?”

That sounds… nice.



After dinner you find yourself sitting on the wooden patio, looking out at the fireflies flickering out over the fields with a bone knife in one hand and a copy of one of your finger bones in the other. Tiny movements leave fine traces on the hollowed finger, which you’re told is called a phalanx, one little etching at a time.

You’re not sure how long Hiyori-san was watching you. “What are you doing, Ryōko-kun?”

“Here,” you reply, leaving the blade to stand and hand her the bone. “I’d like to wear these in my bangs when I have hair again.”

She examines the pattern carefully, turning the ornament in her hand. “These patterns… did they mean something where you come from?”

Then she looks a little closer. “No, wait…”

“They’re hanayu,” you confirm. “I had to find pictures in a text book since I’ve never seen them myself, but they’re something I associate with this place.”

“You grow them out back too, right?”

She’s quiet for a moment. “I think it’s lovely. Would you be able to make one for me some time?”
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>>6375892
You nod quietly. “Since you wear your hair in a ponytail I would need to use a cross-section of my humerus, but it would be no trouble.”

“Does that hurt?”

You shake your head. “It pinches a little, but that’s all. You would wear jewelry made from my bones?”

“Well,” she muses, “it certainly would be… unconventional. But you’re making pretty things, and they remind you of our home. So yes, I would wear one if you made one for me.”

It’s strange. Your face feels… different, somehow. “Then I’d be happy to make one for you too.”



And she does wear it.

A few weeks pass, harvest season activities ramping up at the Eiso household with a few young genin taking it in turns to help with the harvest itself. Your hair has come back in enough to cover your head and you’ve carefully shaped your eyebrows the way you usually like.

You’ve begun water-walking training too, taking it in turns with training to further refine your shikotsumyaku. In particular, you’ve been trying to create a blade grown out of your ulna in a shape something like the ancient bone fishhooks, except elongated in a way that creates a blade which would extend past your closed fist about the same length as your fist to your elbow. The open space of the ‘hook’ allows you, when you do it right, to weave hand seals while still maintaining a guarded stance with a weapon on your strong side.

This technique, which you simply think of as ‘Tsuribari’, fits neatly into the existing techniques for your kekkei genkai alongside the ‘Teshi Sendan’. The latter uses your distal phalanges as high-speed bullets.

On one of your free-study days, Akiji-kun approaches you along with another boy from your classes, Hiroshi-kun. Akiji-kun has apparently just has his hair cut into a close brown crop, and he has an excited look in his eye. Hiroshi-kun’s black hair, as smooth and straight as ever, frames a nervous expression.

“So Hiroshi-kun here’s done his chakra nature test too,” Akiji-kun tells you. “Water.”

“Good afternoon, Ryōko-kun,” Hiroshi-kun greets you awkwardly.

“Good afternoon, Hiroshi-kun, Akiji-kun,” you reply. “And… so… what?”

“Sensei let you read a textbook on nature transformation yesterday, didn’t he?” Akiji-kun asks. Ah. So that’s what this is about.

>I’m not going to help you try anything silly, Akiji-kun.
>Okay, I see where this is going. There’s a BASIC exercise the book suggested. VERY basic.
>If you want to study something, we have a library in town.
>Other?
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>>6375897
>Okay, I see where this is going. There’s a BASIC exercise the book suggested. VERY basic.

Stay simple, don't try and jump ahead of the requisite basics. Don't be a downer either though.
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>>6375897
>Okay, I see where this is going. There’s a BASIC exercise the book suggested. VERY basic.
The best way to learn is by teaching.
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>>6375897
>Okay, I see where this is going. There’s a BASIC exercise the book suggested. VERY basic.
Don't be mean with your bros
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>>6375897
>Okay, I see where this is going. There’s a BASIC exercise the book suggested. VERY basic.

Yeah don't muck around.
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>>6375897
>Okay, I see where this is going. There’s a BASIC exercise the book suggested. VERY basic.
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>>6375897
>Okay, I see where this is going. There’s a BASIC exercise the book suggested. VERY basic.
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Isn't the skull supposed the hardest part of the human body? If so I imagine it could make for a decent buckler
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>>6375897
>>Okay, I see where this is going. There’s a BASIC exercise the book suggested. VERY basic.
Remember what sensei said. Still, who are we to deny him this lesson?
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>>6376085
Or how about a spine and skull meteor hammer?
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>>6376259
Boosted by wind rockets.
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>>6376085
Pelvis, as a woman our pelvis is gonna be especially strong/tough.
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>>6375897
“Okay I see where this is going,” you reply curtly. “There is a basic training trick the book mentioned – painfully basic – and it’s something the three of us can probably do. But I’m not just going to take your word on it that you’ll ‘be safe’, Akiji-kun.”

“Then what?” Akiji-kun asks, crossing his arms. “What’s it gonna take?”

“I want to know why,” you insist curtly.

“What the heck does that mean?” Akiji-kun demands.

“Even training as a shinobi can be dangerous if you do it wrong,” you counter. “So before I help you on that path I want to know why you want this so badly.”

It takes Akiji-kun a few moments to figure out how to answer that demand. “My dad is on the jōnin council. I keep asking him why the village insists on cutting class sizes if that just means bringing in more foreign ninja to solve our problems for us.”

“I didn’t know class sizes had been cut,” you admit.

“They have, by like half in the last few years,” Akiji-kun tells you. “But my old man just says I wouldn’t get it, because I’m not a ‘real ninja’. So… I want to become a ninja that he’ll recognize, so he’ll start talking to me like I’m worth his time.”

A few contemplative moments later, you nod and turn to Hiroshi-kun. “And you?”

“My family tend to have strong senses of smell and hearing,” Hiroshi-kun explains. “So I want to join the border guards… I thought it would be the best way to use something I was born with that… well, doesn’t really have any other good use.”

While you can’t say you share their feelings, you can at very least acknowledge that they’re genuine and that their reasoning is sound enough that you can’t immediately deny either of them. And so you reluctantly come to a decision about how much to tell them.

“The training method that book suggested is to use chakra to move a small amount of your natural affinity,” you explain, “if needed, in a way that would be easy to move. For earth, Akiji-kun can use sand. For water, Hiroshi-kun can move water in a cup.”

There’s a brief pause before Akiji-kun asks the reasonable question. “So what, for fire you’d have to just burn yourself?”

“The book admits that one’s a bit trickier,” you recall. “There were some suggestions involving candles and indirect heat sources.”

“Well, for the three of us that seems easy enough,” Hiroshi-kun muses.

The book’s author also observes that children frequently underestimate how hard it is to actually figure this out, and that it’s easy for them to become discouraged by repeated failure.
>1d20, best of three
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here we go
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It’s official, we kinda suck at this.
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>>6376371
And as it turns out, the author was completely correct. Trying to learn how to deliberately manipulate air by moving it around with your chakra proves to be an absolutely infuriating experience. You wave your hands back and forth, you try turning around in circles. You even go so far as you shadow-box. Not a single set of movements you try seems to help you understand the flow of the air, and how your chakra can be used to control it.

There’s basically no progress for your classmates either. Akiji-kun eventually sets aside his bowl of sand and glares at it like he’s trying to kill it with his eyes, while Hiroshi-kun fishes out a teabag and makes his cup of water into a cup of room-temperature tea.

“Well, at least I got something out of stirring this water,” Hiroshi-kun muses. “And Ryōko-kun got some cardio.”

“The book also said it would probably go like this,” you admit. “Let’s just agree to work on this privately for a while.”



When you get home, the Eiso family seems to pick up on your somewhat soured mood.

“I tried to get a feel for wind release,” you admit, “and it didn’t really work.”

“You were having trouble?” Hiyori-san asks you calmly. “Why do you think that is?”

You consider your answer. “Something about using my hands, maybe.”

Hiyori-san thinks about this for a few moments, before heading back in off the patio and upstairs for a few minutes. She returns with a small object. It turns out to be a folding fan, the pieces of which are…

“Fancy old fans like this are sometimes made from bone,” Hiyori-san explains. “Go on, try. I hardly have the occasion to use something this fancy.”

You repeat some of the forms you know from the Kaguya clan’s repertoire, only this time focusing on how these movements affect the air around you as you complete them. This time you feel some resistance as you move, the opened fan pushing air out of the way then forming a chaotic trailing wake. A swing of your arm slices through the air, a flap of the fan creates a sudden gust. It’s not a chakra transformation, but you begin to get a feel for how air can move much more quickly and easily than you think you could without the fan.

After several minutes, which could have either been seconds or hours from your view, you close the fan with a satisfying snap. You find that Hiyori-san has been watching you with a smile.

“You can keep it,” she tells you calmly.

“… thank you.”
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>>6376790
Eventually you have a break from school, after having basically finished learning the transformation technique and worked on speed training in preparation for learning the shunshin and the substitution. It’s during this week that Tsunade-san and Shizune-san return for a few days with a task.

After getting them caught up on your progress, including your basic training to prepare to learn wind transformations, Tsunade-san gives you a somewhat surprising assignment – she hands you a photo of a snake.

“This is the lowland habu,” she explains, pointing out the greenish scales and the pattern of lightly yellow-colored diamonds along its back with little circles at the centers. “They grow to four or five feet, and they strike quickly with a long reach. They tend to like rocky areas and the transition between fields and forest.”

You absorb this information, nodding along. “What would you have me to do with this information, Tsunade-san?”

“Their poison is very potent,” Tsunade-san explains, “and causes a variety of nasty side effects, yet the fatality rate is less than one percent for envenomations – so not many shinobi use it as a poison in battle. An antidote is available to the general public, so with prompt medical treatment prognosis is usually good.”

“I want you to track one of these down, catch it alive, and bring it back to the academy,” she tells you. “We’ll progress from there once you’ve returned.”

Then Shizune-san passes you a small glass tube with a relatively large cap. “This is a dose of the antivenin. Please try not to need it?”

>Start your search by walking the edge of the Eiso family fields.
>There must be some rocky outcrops in the nearby forests to search.
>Surely you can construct a trap for one of these nasty nope ropes.
>Other?
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>>6376815
>Start your search by walking the edge of the Eiso family fields.

It is just kind to get rid off poisonous snakes near your foster family.
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>>6376815
>Start your search by walking the edge of the Eiso family fields.

Poison/medical training? Or just busywork to pay her back by taking a load off her?
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>>6376815
>>Start your search by walking the edge of the Eiso family fields.
Nice
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>>6376815
>There must be some rocky outcrops in the nearby forests to search.
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>>6376815
“Are there ever vipers on the edge of our fields?”

Fujio-san looks at you with an expression of mild surprise. “Sometimes, yes… why do you ask?”

“Tsunade-san tasked me with catching one,” you tell him. “I think she intends to use its venom to teach me about poisons.”

“Tsunade-’san’, eh?” he muses on your use of the less formal ‘san’… though honestly given your childhood the use of any honorifics should surprise him. “Well, if she thinks it’s a good idea then I won’t argue. That having been said, there’s a trick to getting snakes out of the field. If you want I can show you?”

“I have a vial of antivenin,” you reply, “but if I can not use it, that would be better.”

“You’ll hear no arguments here,” Fujio-san agrees. “I know they don’t kill too many people, but getting bit’s no fun. And I’ve seen some pretty bad complications… my old man walked with a limp after getting bit in the leg. Never quite healed right, you see. Left a big lump on his bone.”



With Fujio-san’s help, it doesn’t take more than an hour or two to spot a lowland habu, slithering in the tall grass right on the edge of the family fields. According to him this is how people most often run into snakes around here – rats like to raid the fields, and the snakes come to feed on the rats, so when farmers can avoid killing the snakes they prefer to. That’s why apparently most farmers, Fujio-san included, know how to catch a poisonous snake safely.

“It’s easier to use a net,” he tells you, “but old-timers around here use their hands… cause you don’t have a net on you all day every day, so you need to know how to do it like this anyway. There’s two ways to do it – either use a stick to distract it and grab the tail, then lift its head with the stick, or pin the head with the stick then grab right behind the jaws. Use a little more force than you think you should otherwise it’ll wriggle loose, that’s the mistake most people make the first time.”

>1d20 best of three
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>>6376859
“… to be fair, Ryōko-kun,” Fujio-san muses, rubbing the back of his head, “I did tell you to grab it harder than you thought you should… you’re actually pretty strong for a kid your size, aren’t you?”

The snake… didn’t make it. “It didn’t deserve to die.”

“No,” Fujio-san agrees, “no it didn’t. But children make mistakes, and they learn. From now on you’ll be more aware of situations where you need to hold back, and you’ll only get better and better at controlling the strength you’ve been given.”

You never did enjoy it the same way your birth parents did. The whole rest of your clan it seemed, those with your kekkei genkai and those without it, to relish in the feeling of taking life. But while you have to admit to yourself that you feel an indescribable rush of emotion when fighting which you don’t hate, the act of killing never produced that feeling. Three human lives have ended on the end of your blade, none of whom were innocent in the situation, and you take no pride or joy in that. If the need for them to die had been questionable at all you might even feel badly about it.

“We farmers are always at war with rats,” Fujio-san observes. “We do it because they eat the food we try to grow. They’re are constant enemy. We don’t hate our enemy, we don’t take any pleasure in killing them, but sometimes conflict is unavoidable.”

That having been said, Fujio-san produces a shovel for you to bury the habu on the spot before searching for another. With this one, you’re more careful.



“I’m glad to see you’re still healthy,” Shizune-san tells you when you try to hand her the vial of antivenin, which she presses back into your hand. “Hang on to that for a while.”

Tsunade-san taps the glass of the container you put the habu-viper into, and the snake near-instantly strikes the glass. It doesn’t seem to seriously hurt itself at all, but it does then coil up on itself. “You caught an aggressive one.”

With Shizune-san to provide a distraction, Tsunade-san grabs the snake behind its jaws and forces its opened mouth over the top of a little glass vial topped with some kind of soft material. When the snake ‘bites’ a clear, slightly yellowish fluid drips into the vial.

“Poisons can have a wide variety of methods of action,” she tells you. “Snake venoms contain many hundreds of proteins, some of which have medicinal value if harnessed correctly. Many of these are enzymes which facilitate interaction between the toxin components and the body tissues, or which accelerate digestion.”

“These toxins vary widely – neurotoxins act against the nervous system in one of several ways, hemotoxins break down blood cells, and several other types can cause convulsions, heart damage, muscle cell death, or even lung damage.”

“And what does the lowland habu’s venom contain?” you ask.
>1/2
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>>6376961
“Predominantly cytotoxins and hemorrhagins,” Tsunade-san explains. “They break down cells, block clotting, and lead to reduced blood pressure. That is why victims typically experience nausea, dizziness, disorientation, and difficulty breathing.”

>It sounds like a comparatively ‘safe’ poison to learn about poisons with.
>So if this is not often used by shinobi, what do shinobi more typically use?
>Out of curiosity, how do you and Shizune-san apply this knowledge?
>Other?
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>>6376962
>It sounds like a comparatively ‘safe’ poison to learn about poisons with.
>Out of curiosity, how do you and Shizune-san apply this knowledge?

These go hand in hand.
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>>6376962
>Out of curiosity, how do you and Shizune-san apply this knowledge?
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>>6376962
>So if this is not often used by shinobi, what do shinobi more typically use?
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>>6376962
>It sounds like a comparatively ‘safe’ poison to learn about poisons with.
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>>6376962
Support >>6376963
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>>6376962
“It sounds like a safe enough poison to train with,” you realize. “But I’d like to know, how do you and Shizune-san use that kind of information?”

“Poison is a common part of the shinobi toolkit,” Shizune-san replies. “Biologically-based toxins can be produced with medical ninjutsu, and if it’s done carefully, medical ninjutsu can also be used to gain an immunity to certain toxins.”

“Pick a few specific toxins,” Tsunade-san adds, “and immunity to those provides a strong resistance to any related toxin you may encounter. Observing similarities in pathway and effect will also help a medic-nin address novel poisons in the field, in essence by making educated guesses to buy time until a more specific antidote can be designed.”

“And poison being so common is one area where my kekkei genkai would not protect me as well,” you muse.

“However, you do have a natural ability to heal yourself,” Tsunade-san observes. “So you have a way to mitigate that possible threat… or even turn it into a strength.”

“This is going to be hard,” Shizune-san admits. “I hope you’re prepared, Ryōko-kun.”

>1d20, best of three
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>6377193
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Well then. It seems that Ryōko is going to end up understanding the assignment, but I will still need the other two rolls for reasons please.
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>6377193
Roll.
>>6377197
Holy RNGesus!
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>6377193
Intriguing...

>>6377198
Many years from now, Ryōko is going to be a very scary woman.
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>>6377193
To turn a weakness into a strength…

“… hang on…”

So by having you introduce a few select snake venoms into your bloodstream in small doses, starting with the lowland habu, Tsunade-san intends for you to build up a few specific immunities and broad resistance to any poison similar to pit viper venom. Potentially, to more types of poison as well with time. But not only can you build up an immunity to certain specific poisons, based on what Shizune-san has said, you will eventually be able to re-create a pit viper venom using a jutsu. And if you can do that while altering your bones with the shikotsumyaku…

“… yes?” Tsunade-san prompts you, having patiently waited while you gamed out the scenario a little.

“That would be a new dance,” you conclude.

Tsunade-san laughs a little. “You’re a little short for that, so I assume you mean a technique of some kind?”

“New uses of the shikotsumyaku were always called ‘dances’,” you clarify. “You have seen Tsubaki-no-mai, and I created Tsurubari based on it. I also know of Yanagi-no-mai, the next dance, and Teshi Sendan which is based on that. There used to be other dances, but these are the only two whose names I learned.”

“Lacing my bones with poison as they emerge would be a new dance. The first in my clan’s history for generations, to my knowledge.”

Tsunade-san and Shizune-san exchange glances, before Tsunade-san speaks. “I do know that the mountain habu, which is much rarer, uses special glands behind its jaws to store toxins from toads that it eats… it’s called kleptotoxicism. If those glands were purged and implanted into your body, say behind your scapulae, then yes… assuming you gained the necessary skill to perform all the required operations yourself you could produce a poison in them you’re immune to, which could then envenom your bones through shikotsumyaku.”

“Even if you know where you’re going,” she warns you next, “you’re not actually there yet, nowhere close. You’re going to have to learn kanji – for now Shizune and I can do some transcriptions into kana – and you’ll use that to learn protein chemistry in addition to the basics of medical ninjutsu. If you have some real talent at this, you may have your dance in two years or so with our help.”

“You can’t be more than about eleven, maybe twelve at the oldest. Can a little kid like you really dedicate themselves to my training?”

>You have a deal. I’ll take your training and apply it in ways you can’t.
>You have a point. I’m not sure I’m ready for that sort of training.
>Other?
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>>6377331
>You have a deal. I’ll take your training and apply it in ways you can’t.
Sounds fun and a good backup plan in case nature chakra keeps failing.
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>>6377331
>You have a deal. I’ll take your training and apply it in ways you can’t.

Bones and poisons? Are we sure we aren't playing Diablo 2 Necromancer here?
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>>6377331
>You have a deal. I’ll take your training and apply it in ways you can’t.
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>>6377331
>You have a deal. I’ll take your training and apply it in ways you can’t.
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>>6377331
“Bet,” you answer her, without hesitation. “I’ll learn all this and apply it in ways only I can.”

“Then get to work,” Tsunade-san insists curtly, but with the traces of a smile on her face.



Even the basics of what Tsunade-san and Shizune-san have to teach you takes the rest of the school year and even into your next and final year. They’re not in Yugakure for that entire time of course, and sometimes only Shizune-san returns to check in on your progress and update the study materials they leave you with.

The harvest seasons for various crops grown by the Eiso family come and pass, with temporary workers coming and going to help you get the work done. You even start to get a handle on wind nature.

“So, what’s the plan today?” Hiyori-san asks as you get ready to head out. “It’s pretty early for a weekend, don’t you think?”

“I’ll be heading to the Horie hills,” you inform her. “Looking for a mountain habu.”

“Well, please be careful,” she answers, handing you a bento neatly wrapped in a cloth. “This should keep until evening.”

“Thank you,” you reply, taking the box carefully in both hands. “It’s about a three hour trip each way, so I may be back late.”

“Even if you don’t find what you’re looking for?” Fujio-san asks you over his own breakfast.

You nod. “If I can’t find one I’ll set traps and go back tomorrow.”

“Sounds like a good plan,” Fujio-san replies. “Well, I’ll say it too… please take care.”

“I will.”



The Horie hills are one of the more rugged areas around Yugakure, which means that tourists never come out here. Which isn’t to say they’re ‘trackless’, since locals do sometimes come out here to gather herbs, but the tracks are often poorly marked and not often used or maintained. The rainy forests give way to high meadows, with bare rock emerging from the soil in areas. Some of these outcrops thrust high above the surrounding grasses, and it’s one of these where you focus your initial efforts.

Chakra manipulation helps you climb and search the rockiest areas, which you quickly write off as likely spots to find the elusive viper. That’s when you start to focus on the lower outcrops and the grasses immediately surrounding them, which is similar to how you found its lowland cousin.
>1/2
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>>6377458
After many hours, having slowed down after taking a break for lunch, you actually do spot it – a snake with the head shape of a viper. It’s lurking around one of the outcrops where some trees and grasses have taken root amid the gravel and stones, its camouflage patterning equally at home in dead leaf litter and rock. Using the technique Fujio-san, who you’ve begun to think of as like an adoptive father, taught you, it’s much easier to snag the mountain habu and place it in a container which can hang from your backpack.

Securing that container, you begin the long trek back to the Eiso farm. After about an hour you find yourself back on a somewhat more traveled road, and as the sun is setting a traveler approaches you going the other direction.

“It’s getting dark,” you muse to the young man, who wears a dark jacket and a Yugakure headband around his slicked-back silver hair. On his back he carries a large weapon, with three scythe-like blades. “Please be careful to stay on the right path.”

He glances at you as you pass. “I’ll do that.”

And then you both continue along your respective ways. You think nothing else of it.
>1d20, best of three
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>6377467
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>6377468

Go high!
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>6377467
Here we go
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Whoops, give me a second here.
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>>6377467
You don’t remember any of it happening.

Instead you become aware of your surroundings in the drawing room, the Eiso home already busy with officers from the Yugakure police. A blanket is over your shoulders, and a senior-looking officer sits next to you patiently.

“… who was he?”

The officer seems surprised when you speak, as though you’ve been sitting here silently for some time.

“You’re with us again?” he asks, seemingly wanting to confirm that you’ve recovered your senses. “Your name is Kaguya Ryōko?”

You nod.

“You’re aware of what’s happened?”

You nod again.

“May I ask where you were when… when this all took place?”

“I was in the hills, looking for a rare snake,” you explain, not looking at the man directly. “She made me lunch. They told me to be safe.”

There’s a pause before the officer speaks again, his tone strained. “When we arrived they had been taken down, covered over with blankets. You did that?”

“They deserved at least that much,” you insist, before glaring at the man, your eyes stinging. “Who was he?”

The officer, an older gentleman with a kindly face who you immediately regret raising your voice to, flinches at the confrontation. It takes a second for him to reply. “Hidan. One of our own shinobi. He even killed the whole jōnin council at their Saturday meeting.”

>If there’s anything you can do to help here, offer to do it.
>Akiji-kun’s father was on the council. He’ll need a shoulder.
>You know which direction he was going. Who can take your statement?
>Other?
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>>6377486
>You know which direction he was going. Who can take your statement?
We are not a shinobi or even remotely prepared to fight someone like this, but we do know enough to help.
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>>6377486
>You know which direction he was going. Who can take your statement?
>Akiji-kun’s father was on the council. He’ll need a shoulder.

Yeah give out the statement and if you can go and see Akiji if he needs the shoulder.

Motherfucking Hidan, fucking hell.
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>>6377486
>You know which direction he was going. Who can take your statement?
>Akiji-kun’s father was on the council. He’ll need a shoulder.
Lame, she can't have her vengeance on Hidan.
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>>6377494
+1
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>>6377486
“If the jōnin council is gone,” you demand, “then who is in charge now?”

“The chief of police was on the council,” the officer replies. “I guess that leaves me.”

“This ‘Hidan’ person… silver hair? Carries a three-bladed scythe?”

“… yes,” the officer confirms after taking a second to collect himself. “You know him?”

“Better,” you tell him. “I know which way he went.”



Akiji-kun is doing just as badly as you imagined he would be. While his father was a high-ranking shinobi in Yugakure, one of a very limited number of jōnin, his mother is not a shinobi. She has not been killed, and so at very least Akiji-kun is not alone. But while Akiji-kun is free to grieve, and may actually be incapable of not doing so, his mother isn’t free to. She still, for now at least, has to present something approaching strength.

While your classmate doesn’t seem like he wants anything to do with you right now, you end up passing the night helping out his mother with regular tasks… cleaning dishes, sweeping the floors, dusting. You don’t explain. She doesn’t ask.

When you wake up, you wander to the academy building and let yourself in and head upstairs to the classroom where you’ve been allowed to store your research materials and the lowland habu you caught last year. Into a second terrarium you had prepared a few days ago you dump the highland habu, closing it up and walking over to the lowland. You tap on the glass to see if the occupant responds, which he does… a lazy little guy, by this point somewhat used to your interruptions of his life here.

The Eiso home – your home since arriving here more than a year ago – is probably still being treated as a crime scene, and you’re not sure how you would handle being there again so soon. Better to let the police handle things. You’re sure that they’ll show Fujio-san and Hiyumi-san the appropriate respect. They were both well-liked members of the community.

You’re not sure how long you’re in that classroom. You do know that you feed the snakes, since doing so at the same time puts them on the same feeding schedule. But other than that, it’s hard to say really. Basically, you study and work until you start feeling hungry, which in retrospect wasn’t a good thing for you to decide to wait for. To feel hungry, first you’d have to be in a mental state to feel… anything.

“This isn’t healthy, Ryōko-kun,” Shizune-san eventually interrupts your studies.

You glance up, and see that it’s dark outside. “How long?”

“The incident was the day before yesterday.”

So you were in here for at least thirty-six hours. “You came here when you heard?”

“We did.”

We.
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>>6377612
Shizune-san leads you to a hotel in town, where a meeting room has been blocked off for Tsunade-san’s use. The desk in front of her is covered in papers, and she waves off a well-dressed man with glasses and a briefcase. The man pauses before passing you by, and bows his head slightly. You return the polite gesture before he sees himself out.

“Please,” Tsunade-san gestures to a seat near her, which you take. “How are you holding up?”

“Better than my classmate,” you suggest. “But maybe… maybe just differently.”

Tsunade-san nods quietly. “I know a little about how you must feel, so I know this may not be a good time for this. But I had suspicions about Fujio-san and Hiyumi-san’s wishes, which proved to be correct. I checked with the bank they worked with to make sure.”

She passes you a few papers. “Officially within the village you were considered a ‘foster’ child. However, the couple went out of their way to modify their will.”

… what is she saying?

“The house and fields were meant to go to either surviving spouse, but the modification they insisted on was to add a clause that were both of them to pass you would inherit their property and their land.”

Tsunade-san pats a rather large envelope. “Within this envelope, which will be retained by the bank, are the original will, the deed to their home, and the title to the land on which they planted their fields.”

Then she hands you another envelope. “And here are copies, for your own use. Hiyumi-san was an only child, however Fujio-san has an older sister who may not be pleased to find your name on the will.”

“I see,” you frown. “So there are people like that in every community…”

“I’m afraid so.”

“May I ask you something, Ryōko-kun?” Shizune-san asks.

You nod.

“Do you… have any thoughts what to do next?”

>Complete the harvest, then sell the land and the house. I don’t think I can live there.
>Probably continue living in their home, at least until I graduate. Keep up the harvest.
>Fujio-san relied on several trustworthy guys, who together could buy the place. Turn it into a cooperative.
>Other?
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>>6377615
>Probably continue living in their home, at least until I graduate. Keep up the harvest.
If we abandon the past, we'll lose ourselves to revenge. We left our clan because we aren't like them. The best thing to do here is to keep living, and let the routine be the foundation for our growth. Maybe once we've reached a shinobi's skill we can give it to Fujio-san's older sister, maybe not.
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>>6377615
>Probably continue living in their home, at least until I graduate. Keep up the harvest.
Better to not interrupt her ninja training.
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>>6377615
>Fujio-san relied on several trustworthy guys, who together could buy the place. Turn it into a cooperative.
Time to move on and join Tsunade full time.
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>>6377615
>Fujio-san relied on several trustworthy guys, who together could buy the place. Turn it into a cooperative.

There's little for us here, save a couple friends. I say complete our training, then wander like the wind. Time heals all wounds.

While there is something to the idea of looking after the home we were 'raised' in, the harvest could interfere with our training if we participate in the labour. Becoming an absentee landlord/owner who lives off the rents of tenant farmers or work of day labourers is wasteful. Let the land go to someone who will actually care for and develop it.

Though I will say, depend on our next chakra nature, creating jutsu with dual uses in farming and battle would be pretty cool. Even if we don't get earth or water natures, bonemeal can be pretty useful as a fertilizer.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>6377615
> 1 = Complete the harvest, then sell the land and the house. I don’t think I can live there.
>2 = Fujio-san relied on several trustworthy guys, who together could buy the place. Turn it into a cooperative.
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>>6377615
>Probably continue living in their home, at least until I graduate. Keep up the harvest.
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>>6377615
> Complete the harvest, then sell the land and the house. I don’t think I can live there.
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>>6377615
>Probably continue living in their home, at least until I graduate. Keep up the harvest.
>Turn it into a cooperative.

Keep the place, rent the fields to the workers. That is how the place will be kept in a good shape if/when we are gone.
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>>6377615
You consider it for a moment. On the one hand it’s undeniable that one girl, still an academy student, can’t be expected to run a farm which took two adults working full-time just to coordinate and which took many hired hands for the actual harvests. The next harvest should actually begin in a few days. On the other hand, keeping the place up until you finish at the academy at least will preserve options. Once you start going on genin missions it may not be a feasible arrangement.

“I think I won’t make a big decision or a big change right now.”

That having been said, you’ll need to make that decision eventually. There are a few capable hands who you have overheard talking about wanting to settle down, and you know how the Eiso family’s land was always arranged – two very large sections for staple crops, which help feed the village, and several smaller plots which could be used for small houses. These, like the Eiso family home itself, would have enough land surrounding them to grow a mix of vegetables and high-value, low-space crops – Fuijo-san and Hiyori-san often grew spices, cherry tomatoes, and peppers.

“When the time comes, it seems right to sell some of the land to the people who helped work it,” you muse. “It wouldn’t impact yield in the main fields.”

Tsunade-san nods. “That sounds like something they would appreciate. Until you can move back, we have a room for you here.”

“… thanks.”



After a few days you’re allowed to move back into the Eiso family home, which is now quiet in the most unpleasant way. Eating your meals seated in the drawing room, looking out into the garden, becomes your habit. The dining room, despite the wall having been repaired after that night, remains open but unused.

Days pass into weeks, weeks pass into months, and eventually the day of your graduation comes. Only nine students are promoted to genin this year based on their test scores and their competency in ninjutsu, including Akiji-kun and Hiroshi-kun.

But even after officially graduating from the academy, you find yourself in a different classroom with Shizune-san.

“This is going to be your last test,” she tells you. “I’ll be administering it. Are you prepared?”

You nod silently.

“Then the test is simple,” Shizune-san tells you, placing two jars with both the habu vipers you’ve caught inside. “Secure the venom, prepare it for use, and use it as the first injection towards eventual inoculation towards both species. There is no antivenin available. You have fifteen minutes.”

“Please begin.”
>1d20, best of three
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>6377814

Go high!
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>6377814
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>6377814
ABOVE AND BEYOND
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>>6377814
The idea that you could do this in just fifteen minutes is ridiculous for one very simple reason – that the venom of the two species of habu, the rare one and the common one, is largely similar. So if your instructions are to prepare a single injection that would work for both simultaneously, which would certainly make things much quicker in the long run than doing them sequentially, you have to remove the duplicate toxins from one sample or the other before combining them into a single ‘cocktail’. Otherwise you’d accidentally be doubling the amount of each duplicate toxin, which could be a fatal mistake.

From there you have two options – the first is to quickly adjust the amounts so that the most dangerous of the toxins is ‘sub-clinical’, or in other words to a small enough amount that it won’t present serious symptoms while your body processes it. Cutting all of the toxins by the same percentage would be fastest, and you could probably only just make it in the fifteen minute time limit. But the alternative is to individually adjust the amounts of the key toxins so that the cocktail will be equally effective at inoculating you against all of the components. That would certainly produce a much better ‘tool’ for you to use, but would also take longer than fifteen minutes.

>Take the fast option, try to finish the procedure in the fifteen minutes you were explicitly given.
>This is a medical procedure. Since the time limit is arbitrary, you’d rather do it ‘right’ than ‘fast’.
>Other?
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>>6377830
>This is a medical procedure. Since the time limit is arbitrary, you’d rather do it ‘right’ than ‘fast’.
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>>6377830
>Take the fast option, try to finish the procedure in the fifteen minutes you were explicitly given.
She won't have all the time in the world once she's on a battlefield or an hospital.
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>>6377830
>This is a medical procedure. Since the time limit is arbitrary, you’d rather do it ‘right’ than ‘fast’.

Do it right, better not to muck around with this.
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>>6377830
>Take the fast option, try to finish the procedure in the fifteen minutes you were explicitly given.
A time limit is a time limit.
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I'm going to wait for a tie-breaker here, because this is a test with a right and a wrong answer from Shizune's perspective.
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>>6377830
>This is a medical procedure. Since the time limit is arbitrary, you’d rather do it ‘right’ than ‘fast’.
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>writing
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>>6377830
It takes twice as long as Shizune-san gave you, but you end up with a treatment you’re satisfied with after one final check on the dosage, comparing each key toxin against its Ld-50 figure. Then you cut the venom with a saline solution and tap yourself for an intravenous drip – a much slower method, but more effective.

“You took much longer than I gave you,” Shizune-san muses.

“You never told me to stop,” you counter as the IV fluid works its way into you. “This may sound self-serving, but shouldn’t quality of outcome also count?”

“The rules of triage do mean that, especially in the field, a medical ninja may need to make difficult choices regarding treatment,” Shizune-san tells you. “A treatment that may take too long might be put off by simply stabilizing the patient first. A patient whose wounds are too severe may even be allowed to die in order to save others if time is a major constraint. There are always alternatives to rushing and potentially botching a difficult treatment.”

Shizune-san shakes her head. “However, there may be times when someone, even a superior, demands that you behave in a way that runs counter to your professional obligations – as a medic, or as a shinobi. You may be ordered to take unnecessary risks, or to prioritize certain patients over others for non-medical reasons.”

“You identified my parameters as unreasonable, and chose to follow a professional standard instead,” she concludes, with a smile. “That was the true test, and you passed with flying colors.”

After the treatment is completed, Shizune-san gives you your official Yugakure headband and leads you into town.
>1/2
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>>6377901
“Where are we going?” you ask curiously.

“Shopping,” Shizune-san explains cheerfully. “As a graduation present, I’d like to help you pick out an outfit. You don’t wanna be one of those genin who only ever wear the same thing every single day, do you?”

You shake your head.

“Then I’ll give you some advice on how to stick to a theme,” she tells you. “Have a little bit of variety without ever seeming like you’re being showy. It’s a real balancing act, you know.”

The plentiful shops in town give Shizune-san a lot to work with. She keeps the color palette similar, with yama-bakama in stripes of greens, greys, and blues, and a series of kaku-obi options. Identical tops with tall, strongly-constructed necks allow for the sleeves and backs to be tailor-removed, with fairly plain blue haori of light weights tied with outer sashes in muted earthtones. This configuration will let you shrug off the haori when you need to use shikotsumyaku, so you won’t need to buy replacements all the time.

And finally you have the bone hair-tubes, engraved in a pattern of interlocking yuzu-flowers.

“Very pretty,” Shizune-san muses, “traditional-leaning, but functional. I think it’s a good look.”

You tend to agree, and it’s well in-line with the fairly traditional, high-quality clothing favored by well-off residents of the Land of Hot Water. “Thank you, Shizune-san. I appreciate the advice.”

“Of course,” Shizune-san smiles. “We can’t have Tsunade-san’s first student in years not know how to dress herself.”

>please roll me a 1d6, I will be taking the first roll only
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>>6377907
forgot to add my reference pic
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Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>6377907
>>6377908

She cute!
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>>6377908
Nice
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>>6377908
Wonderful reference.
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>>6377907
It isn’t much of a surprise that your teammates end up being Akiji-kun and Hiroshi-kun… which is one of two ways you could see this going. If the teams were meant to be balanced it would see you teamed with the weakest two genin to graduate from your class, and Akiji-kun and Hiroshi-kun each seeing similar teammates which would balance out their comparative strength. But instead, the three clear strongest genin were placed onto the same team.

So that means, at least you would assume, that a decision has been made to acknowledge that there are very different trajectories among this year’s graduates. If this were to be considered a form of ‘triage’, the other two teams of three have been written off as being unlikely to ever attain high ranks as shinobi.

What is a surprise is that your teacher Yuru-sensei is the one who eventually joins you in the otherwise empty classroom. The look on his face tells you that the situation is severe.

“What’s wrong, sensei?” Akiji-kun is the first to ask.

Yuru-sensei sighs, settling in behind the lectern. “What I’m about to tell you is not to leave this room. It’s the groundwork to your first mission, which is ranked S. If you can’t keep your mouths shut you can leave right now, no consequences.”

“If it’s that serious,” you counter, “then I don’t think any of us would leave.”

Akiji-kun and Hiroshi-kun don’t say anything to agree, but they’re both visibly onboard with your statement.

“Well then, I’m glad to see you so enthusiastic,” Yuru-sensei nods. “I will begin by informing you that as of this moment, you will not be receiving orders from the jōnin council… because there are no full jōnin left in this village.”

You knew the council were killed when Hidan left the village, but you had no idea that there were so few jōnin in Yugakure that they couldn’t re-staff the council with those who survived…

“What’s worse,” Yuru-sensei grumbles, “even our tokujō were killed. I only survived because I took the weekend off, and so as of right now I am the only tokujō remaining.”

“… so it’s that bad?” you mutter.

“It is,” Yuru-sensei agrees. “So most genin teams will need to be observed by chūnin in the field. Missions will need to be assigned by a small committee of chūnin, and promotions will be assessed by a committee of chūnin. All of this, for now, falls to me to officiate.”
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>>6378034
“That… is bad,” you muse.

“It means that our village currently cannot take any mission requests ranked above B,” Yuru-sensei adds. “Our village’s funding for the shinobi program will be diminished, and with fewer high-profile missions and shinobi to our name our reputation will also be diminished, which will further diminish our funding.”

“Unless something is done, Hidan’s treachery will have effectively doomed Yugakure as a shinobi village.”

“So you plan to give us an S-rank mission?” Hiroshi-kun asks. “What is the mission? And as genin, how does it make sense to give it to us?”

“The three of you are the three students right now who I can see eventually being promoted to tokujō or jōnin,” Yuru-sensei explains. “Akiji-kun, you’ve been working on your earth release in secret and your abilities show promise in taijutsu and genjutsu as well. You have the potential to become a jōnin one day.”

Then he turns his attention to Hiroshi-kun. “And you have started teaching yourself water release, on top of your sensory abilities… those alone could carry you to the tokujō ranking with practice and experience.”

“And you, Ryōko-kun,” he concludes, turning his attention to you. “You have potential I struggle to even comprehend. Potential so great you’ve attracted the attention of one of the Sannin… Tsunade-sama.”

“Tsunade? Of the Sannin?” Akiji-kun repeats in disbelief.

“That’s right,” Yuru-sensei nods, eyes still locked on you. “The ‘strongest kunoichi’ herself.”

>That’s neat to know, but what’s this about a mission?
>So our S-rank mission is to… fix the village? Somehow?
>So why can’t you just promote people to the council?
>Other?
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>>6378089
>So our S-rank mission is to… fix the village? Somehow?
>Other?

Trying to force advanced missions with suicidal won't magically fix our critical manpower shortage. In truth, we have two strategies that can work. One become a middleman contractor for merc and rogue shinobi as an intermediary. If we have the diplomacy, we could even try to recruit some to plug the holes.

2 reform our Ninja Academy. As a small village we do not have the bloodlines, jutsu archives, or strong bloodline ki reserves to make traditional shinobi who are worth a damn and not cannon fodder of cannon fodder. However, Taijutsu doesn't have this problem. Your bloodline or ki reserves frankly do not matter. It enables normal shinobi to compete with and threaten even the strongest.

For recruiting 'lost' shinobi, you already have a strong precedent set via us. Becoming a sanctuary to forsaken shinobi will alleviate many manpower problems.

Also throwing us into a suicide mission is gonna piss off Tsunade. Trying to use us like that to gain her support is the exact OPPOSITE of what you should be doing. Tsunade is a typical burnt out shinobi. So much so, she doesn't even trust her own village anymore to be trusted with her student. Trying to lure her out like that and gain her support will enrage her. After all, she picked this village because she could easily bully and control them to get her way. While at the same time they were not bloodthirsty and violent as other villages which she appreciated. Even with the Jonin dead, so long as we are here, she won't turn a blind eye.

If you want to save this village, you have two options. Reform or Sanctuary. As for money problems, becoming a middleman. Even sending what few shinobi you have on suicide missions to desperately acquire funds or appear strong isn't gonna work. However people WILL pay a fee for middleman services. Especially one as official as a Village.

The Chunin here are fucking retards. You already know about black market middleman, but underestimating Taijutsu is understandable at least. Much less what our presence signifies here.
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>>6378102
I'll support this, very insightful breakdown of the situation.
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In terms of Tsunade we are not dealing with the Tsunade from the manga/anime and instead one just post war who has burnt out from the fighting but she hasn't given up yet on saving her family. Otherwise, she wouldn't be so interested in the MC. Immortality is quite closely related to bringing the dead back to life. We just happened to volunteer to be her guinea pig. snake boy Sannin is gonna be SO extremely jelly as fuck. Of course, ICC, we don't know that yet. Tsunade already has leads to reclaiming their souls from the shinigami via certain forbidden Jutsu. What she doesn't have are old resurrection leads until now, when she became inspired thanks to us.

So far, our clan enemies haven't shown up yet due to fearing Tsunade. I can only imagine how fucking pissed the Fire Village is gonna be when they find out about us. Snake boy is bound to show up eventually, but won't dare to push us too far for fear of inciting Tsunade to wreck his shit. However I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to negotiate with Tsunade about shared research depending on her desperation. Tsunade has a lead on the one piece of the puzzle she was previously missing. Now no longer feel a reason to give up. I can only imagine how dangerous her mindset currently is despite the burnout. Has now she has HOPE.

>>6378102
btw do NOT bring up the research directive Tsunade has in mind for us. The village has neither the funds or strength to withstand that kind of heat if any word gets on what Tsunade is secretly up to. In character, we know Tsunade is willing to bet big and somehow get the funds/resources for it, but not the real reason why. Even her current activities is no doubt meant to be a provide a front while secretly getting what she needs. That is Tsunade's problem but apparently she doesn't intend to keep us completely secret.
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>>6378108
Oh yeah, we need to keep that aspect 100% secret for now.
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>>6378089
>So our S-rank mission is to… fix the village? Somehow?
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>>6378089
>So our S-rank mission is to… fix the village? Somehow?
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>>6378089
I'll support >>6378102 with the caveat that we bring this up with the appropriate degree of modesty. It is just a couple of ideas, we haven't actually heard the guy out as to what the mission is and if they have a concrete plan to get the village out of this rut or not. These ideas could be good alternatives or complementary ideas to get the village back on its feet, or if the mission is stupid or we fail.
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>>6378089
“So our ‘S-rank’ mission is to… fix the village somehow?” you ask with a frown. None of this is making much sense right now.

Yuru-sensei nods. “Make no mistake, the mission ranking system is not purely designed to reflect danger, difficulty, and payout. In the case of an S-rank mission, political sensitivity and significance can also play a part in the rank assessment. Typically this would mean assigning such missions to jōnin, however in this case, the daimyō has ordered a mission requiring genin.”

“He has ordered Yugakure to break the downward spiral in confidence by sending the strongest rookie team available to participate in the chūnin exams in Konohagakure, later this year. And you three... without a doubt, you're our strongest rookies.”

“Konohagakure?” Akiji-san repeats. “Why in the world would we go there?”

“The exams held by Konohagakure are open to other villages,” Yuru-sensei clarifies. “If a small village sends a strong team that represents them well, it can lead to an increase in clients seeking the village’s services. Yugakure has not been sending teams recently, since on the opposite side of the coin sending teams with mediocre performance can create the opposite impression.”

“So you want to show us off,” you reason. “Prove to the world that 'Yugakure' village hasn’t gone cold?”

“Not just the rest of the world,” Yuru-sensei corrects you. “To our own nation as well. Our survival as a village hinges on our own fellow citizens and the daimyō knowing that they can count on us, even if it’s just keeping the roads safe and the borders secure.”

“We’re definitely not ready,” Hiroshi-kun observes. “We haven’t even been on a mission yet.”

“That much can be addressed,” Yuru-sensei tells you with a nod. “I plan to work the nine of you who graduated hard – the six of your classmates on the other teams will be highly visible to the public while doing their missions. But the three of you, I intend to assign missions that will help hone your skills and prepare you to compete against other genin, instead of the usual rookie jobs like chopping firewood and harvesting potatoes.”

“Which,” he adds, sparing you a glance, “I know at least one of you is proficient in already.”

He gestures for your newly-formed team to stand, and rolls out a scroll in front of you. “I’ll even let you pick your first real assignment. All of them are C-rank – no real danger anticipated, but more of a test of your skills than chasing down a lost cat. Which is an actual D-rank request I gave some of your former classmates earlier.”

>There’s a mission to help rebuild a road which crosses a swamp. That could be good warmup.
>There’s supposedly a package delivery that went missing in an isolated canyon to the north.
>There was a suspicious house fire in a small village to the south. The locals suspect arson.
>Other?
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>>6378134
>There’s a mission to help rebuild a road which crosses a swamp. That could be good warmup.
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>>6378134
Oh hell no, it's a fucking trap. There is not a chance in hell Konoha is gonna let us slip by. Worst part is now we have to somehow breach the topic of Tsunade's interest in us which I was really hoping to brush off.

>>6378134
>>Other?
Repeat of >>6378102 other option.

Only how to explain Tsunade and how it is trap meant for us specifically. There is no way Konoha doesn't know and hasn't set up a trap just for us.

>>6378113
That is what I'm afraid of.
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>>6378139
My guy. You're like three shadowruns deep here and it's so early in the story that right about now Kakashi is trying to teach Naruto that crayons are for writing not eating.
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>>6378147
We are a child soldier in a world specializing in superhumans wrecking the place and woe to you if your a pleb or a weaker ninja. Also Spirit of Fire is BS on account of the whole endless wars, ninjas are bloodthirsty mercenaries, and shinobi never realizing there are other uses for ki than killing people. I appreciate not being another stupid pawn and cannon fodder as well as the ninjas who get how fucked the whole setup truly is.

Especially if you're from a small village. Poor bastards.
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>>6378159
Anyway at the very least we can call out the Chuunins on their bullshit/stupidity and warn our teammates that we are walking into a trap because of us. It's not like they can do anything about us thanks to Tsunade and the distinct possibility that we are stronger than all of them solo. Despite us trying to chill out and hit the books.
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>>6378134
>There’s supposedly a package delivery that went missing in an isolated canyon to the north.
This sounds like it could escalate into something funny.
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>>6378134
>There’s supposedly a package delivery that went missing in an isolated canyon to the north.

If we're practicing for the chunin exams, better choose assignments that test our brains and especially our combat skills first and foremost. Not sure rebuilding a road qualifies. I guess water and earth release would be good for a road through a swamp, but that depends on how far along our teammates are. Not to mention it is a damn road, you'd have to be at least jonin if you wanted to spam jutsu to create kilometers of elevated/drained land. At least the others test our investigation skills or may get us in a fight.

>>6378139
I do like your write in, but not every village and high tier ninja is gonna be specifically aware of us in particular. Tsunade figured it out easily, but we were also a suspiciously bald refugee right at the time of our clans demise, and she had specific anatomical knowledge that relates to our abilities and is an experienced ninja in general. Random ANBU intel collectors are not gonna know who we are unless the QM really puts their thumb on the plot scale.
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>>6378161
I'm pretty sure >>6378147 is a straightforward call out that your worries are unwarranted.

Not to mention Konoha would risk pissing off Tsunade for...what exactly? A bounty from a dirt poor village that Konoha isn't even allied to?
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>>6378134
>There’s supposedly a package delivery that went missing in an isolated canyon to the north.

>>6378139
Bro I love the enthusiasm but there are so many unfounded assumptions here. Can you direct that energy more productively?
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>>6378134
>There’s supposedly a package delivery that went missing in an isolated canyon to the north.

This sounds most doable of the missions for us.

>>6378102

This is good analysis, but way beyond our paygrade to deal with or ability. I could easily see Ryoko being really sceptical of any of this and being really careful with each of her steps. I mean she lost her village to a bloodlust and now she is being thrown into more dangerous than baseline missions with heavy political implications. She would understand that.

Also if we are going to Shadowrun, I would Shadowrun the hell out of hiding our bloodline abilities. The moment people realise what we are capable of doing, Snakeman and Danzo are going to try to groom us so hard it is not even funny. Now Ryoko might not know about them, but she should know about how special her speciality is. At minimum fast forward to a local ANBU team fast.
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>>6378134
>There’s a mission to help rebuild a road which crosses a swamp. That could be good warmup.

We might be able to get some more poison/toxins here as well
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>>6378134
>>There’s supposedly a package delivery that went missing in an isolated canyon to the north.
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>>6378192
Snakeman and Danzo have to get passed Tsunade, who has now started giving a fuck again. Mix in the desperation, and even snake boy won't dare cross her. Especially because their goals overlap. On the contrary snake boy will try to be friendly(probably fail in a creepy manner) in the hope of collaborating and sharing research. Given Tsunade's desperation, she will likely accept despite her misgivings but she'll still protect us at least. The biggest problem is Danzo. Among the Leaf he is definitely gonna be the #1 most pissed off about 'losing' a Sannin apprentice and will cause a ruckus. Lucky for us snake boy is gonna figure it out first and won't be hostile due to overlapping goals.

Now IC, we do not know the specifics. We DO know that chances are the Leaf isn't gonna be happy about losing a Sannin apprentice for obvious reasons. We just don't know who is gonna be the most pissed off about it, but we can safely assume somebody is gonna stir shit up over it. We also have our own clan enemies but recently Tsunade went around and threatened them over it, so it's unlikely they'll stir shit up until Danzo goes around trying to antagonize them into it but that shouldn't be a short term problem. Worryingly, given the current actions of this village, they most likely are not aware of Tsunade's arrangement with this village and our...unusual status. It would appear that only the Jonin knew about it and kept their lips sealed.

As for hiding our bloodline ability as much as I would love the idea...that is the whole reason Tsunade changed her mind. Specifically, it was how potent our bloodline was and how it wouldn't degenerate like the others that inspired her. Good news is we are her #1 key for research, bad news is we aren't gonna be able to hide our bloodline ability. It's not much of a secret that we are training to be a medicnin. The big secret is the actual goal behind it. Snake boy knows enough to figure it out quickly when he hears about it but he shouldn't show up too quickly, fearing Tsunade and desiring to make a deal with her.

Biggest risk short term IMO is the village accidentally enraging Tsunade and Danzo shenanigans. The snakeman will be cautious and try to be friendly due to overlapping goals, he definitely will refuse to risk, given his obsession. Tsunade is now hopeful and desperate. A very dangerous combo. When Donzo inevitably takes a shot is gonna have an extremely enraged Tsunade breathing down his neck and I honestly wouldn't be surprised if snakeman decides to join in the fun.
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>>6378436
Jesus man, and I thought I was the chief of wall of text vomit on this board, what the fuck.
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so just asking this but given we this mc is starting at as a ninja is she about to meet the blood dragon eye clan?
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>>6378134
“I suspect the missing package presents a good opportunity,” you muse, glancing at each of your teammates in turn. “What techniques have you worked on with your natures?”

“I’ve got the Moguragakure pretty much down,” Akiji-kun volunteers. “I can also use the same basic technique to sling sand around as a distraction, but that’s about it right now. I’ve been working on an actual offensive technique, but I’m not confident with it yet.”

Hiroshi-kun’s answer is similar. “I’m confident in my Kirigakure technique, though I struggle to produce any mist myself. Archerfish too, though that really isn’t a very useful technique if we have to fight.”

“I’ve never had occasion to use Kūkigakure,” you admit candidly, “and it can be unstable if I try to move too fast. My Reppūshō is really only enough to deflect projectiles.”

If you had a bit more skill, the Reppūshō could be enough to push enemies off balance or even blow them away entirely. More water could become a proper Suidan, a water bullet, or some similar technique. While it’s not a typical earth-type attack, using sand at a little more scale could be useful… though you’re also interested in this ‘offensive technique’ Akiji-kun mentioned.

But in your head, you also tick the boxes – a rocky canyon, with a thermal river that provides steam and mist, along with air of course. This will be a mission suited to trialing all of your techniques in the real world, which makes it perfect for honing skills which may be useful in confronting other genin.

“The client has provided all requested details,” Yuru-sensei informs you, “including the name of the courier, the contents and origin of the package, and its intended delivery date.”

He opens a small file and shows your team the details he has – the client is a brewer hoping to start up operations in Yuzusaki, and the package is a special koji mold starter sourced from the Land of Rice Fields. The courier was from a company based in the Land of Fire whose network of services extends into all nations bordering that land, including yours. The trip from the Land of Rice Fields to Yuzusaki village was supposed to pass through Yugakure village by way of a fairly uncommon route through a river canyon, which provides a fast but somewhat more challenging route, but the courier never arrived here and has been overdue for two days.

The hope is that the courier may simply have gotten lost or hurt somewhere, and so finding the package in time to salvage the mold starter will also mean helping out the courier if he’s in trouble.
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>>6378529
The river canyon looks like many other throughout the north of the Land of Hot Water, steep in some places but more sloped in others depending on how the river below twists and turns. A low mist clings to the terrain, which is something you were counting on.

“So the courier likely went missing somewhere along this stretch of canyon,” you recall.

>Split up for a while, using stealth ninjutsu, and regroup at a pre-specified point upriver.
>Stick to the trail for a while, see if you can spot anything from that perspective.
>If he got into trouble he may not be on the trail. Head down towards the river.
>Other?
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>>6378559
>One of us will follow trail, observing for skid marks indicating the courier fell/slid, or places where they could have climbed. Another will go down and follow the river. Both will move openly and focus on observation. The third will try and be in between the other two, keeping at least one person within eyesight or earshot, moving slower and more stealthily through the more sloped parts of the terrain and acting as a relay between the other two teammates. This way they can rapidly join someone to help them with the element of surprise, or alert the another teammate if someone is attacked or needs help investigating/healing or moving the courier, etc. We'll all meet up at a rally point upriver, whereupon we'll choose a new focus.

The person moving through the misty slopes is probably best suited to Hiroshi due to his sensory abilities, though I could also see the case for him taking the riverside.
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>>6378573
Clever plan, I will support this.
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>>6378529
>>6378559 +1 but since the person in the middle can't always keep an eye on both partymembers we should come up with a signal in case of emergencies, maybe a loud whistle or something
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>>6378594
Yeah, a whistle or signal of some kind is a good idea.
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>>6378559
>If he got into trouble he may not be on the trail. Head down towards the river.
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>>6378559
>Stick to the trail for a while, see if you can spot anything from that perspective.
He would have been using the trail until the incident, see if we can find where he was forced off first.
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>>6378559
“How are your bird calls?” you ask, to neither of your teammates in particular.

“My hawk is pretty good,” Akiji-kun offers.

You glance at Hiroshi-kun. “How’s your hawk?”

“I can manage.”

“Then that will be our alert callout,” you decide. “If you need the rest of the team to come to you, use that call.”

Next you gesture to the river. “Hiroshi-kun, you’d probably do best sweeping down where it’s misty. Sniff anything out that may have fallen down there.”

“Akiji-kun, you’re probably best off upslope,” you reason. “You can probably catch yourself using earth release if there’s any risk of a rock slide.”

Akiji-kun nods in agreement. “Makes sense. What about you?”

“I’ll be following the trail,” you declare. “Looking for signs of an incident.”

“There’s a bridge up ahead a few miles,” Hiroshi-kun observes, recalling the map without bothering to look at it again. “Meet there when we get there?”

You nod. “I think that makes the most sense.”

In truth, you can’t really think of a non-arbitrary alternative, so it’s really the only plan that makes sense period.
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>>6378772
As it turns out, you’re the one who makes the callout and it doesn’t take long. But what you find only raises more questions.

The body isn’t quite visible from the trail, especially given the patchy mist that rolls through the canyon periodically. But the birds are what give it away, and lead you slightly off the trail into a little draw which follows a feeder creek. Even as your teammates are answering your hawk-call, you take out a pair of sterile gloves from your hip pouch.

“Is this…” Hiroshi-kun wonders aloud.

It takes you a few moments to reach a conclusion yourself, but Akiji-kun gets there first. “No, it’s not. Close… but not.”

“Hidan didn’t use kunai,” you recall, carefully searching the victim’s pockets to hopefully find identification. “And he didn’t impale his victims through the heart… he left them to bleed to death.”

You find a wallet, inside of which is a photo identification card. Holding it up to the victim tells you that the photograph is a match, and the name on the card matches the name of the courier from the files included in the mission request paperwork. The courier you’ve been searching for has been left pinned to a rock wall, not quite in full view of the main trail, with a kunai through his heart which is most likely the cause of his death. You put his identification back in his wallet, and the wallet back where you found it, before removing the kunai and letting the man rest on the ground with at least the bare minimum of dignity.

“Are you sure that’s okay?” Akiji-kun asks you as you work.

“There won’t be any fingerprints on the hilt,” you reason, looking for a way to secure the weapon as evidence. “There may be on the metal parts, like near the base of the blade or on the ring.”

“Here,” Hiroshi-kun offers you a silk handkerchief from his backpack. “It’s clean.”

You look at him, slightly surprise, and so he’s quick to explain. “My mom packed my backpack.”

Ah. Well, good thing she did… you’re not entirely sure that medical gauze would have worked any better, or that it wouldn’t have been worse. And that would mean using medical supplies that could be better used in an emergency.

“Is this the package?” Akiji-kun asks you, having found a satchel bag nearby in some thin brush. He takes a peak inside. “Yeah, seems like it. So it wasn’t a robbery, he still has his delivery and his wallet.”

“And it wasn’t Hidan,” you frown. “The weapon is wrong. The setup is wrong. It’s wasteful and violent, but not as pointlessly cruel.”

>Perform a search of the area, look for any other evidence that might suggest a motive or a suspect.
>Complete the mission on schedule, but also take the body and the murder weapon as evidence.
>The killer isn’t here, so the body will probably still be here when another team gets here to investigate.
>Other?
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>>6378774
>Perform a search of the area, look for any other evidence that might suggest a motive or a suspect.
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>>6378774
>Perform a search of the area, look for any other evidence that might suggest a motive or a suspect.
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>>6378774
>Perform a search of the area, look for any other evidence that might suggest a motive or a suspect.
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>>6378774
>Perform a search of the area, look for any other evidence that might suggest a motive or a suspect.

This first and when we are done with everything else.

>Complete the mission on schedule, but also take the body and the murder weapon as evidence.

Kojimbomaxxing keep on keeping on!
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>>6378774
>Perform a search of the area, look for any other evidence that might suggest a motive or a suspect.
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>>6378774
>1d20, best of three
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>6378899

Go high!
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>6378899
I wonder, who would've murdered a courier like this?
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>6378899
Even higher BEYOND!
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>>6378899
“We can’t be sure that the scene will be preserved until another team can get here,” you decide on the spot. “There are footprints here. Akiji-san, how fine can you get your sand?”

“Very,” he answers.

“Please do,” you insist, examining a few of the footprints you can see around where you found the body. “Hiroshi-kun, please prepare to add water then remove it.”

“Right.”

Akiji-san puts sand into what you take to be one of the better footprints, which is unusually deep but also not particularly detailed, before Hiroshi-kun adds and removes the water as you instructed. Then Akiji-san hardens the sand, so you can dig it out. Considering that this is not your mission, and that you can’t be confident anything you do will actually help rather than mess up the scene, you call it at that and turn to head home.

“I’ll carry the body,” Hiroshi-kun insists.

Akiji-san nods in agreement. “If I had to escape, dragging a body underground would be tough.”

“Then I’ll carry the weapon,” you decide. “Akiji-san, then…”

“Understood,” Akiji-san agrees, taking possession of the cast of the footprint you found.



Thankfully there’s no occasion for you to scatter, or to preserve the evidence over one another’s lives. Your return to Yugakure isn’t interrupted, and the moment you arrive you hand over all of the evidence you collected. Later that day you – and only you – find yourself called back to Yuru-sensei’s office. His expression is somewhat grim, and he actually goes so far as to pour himself a drink. Whisky, you think.

“Please, have a seat.”

You sit across the desk table from him.

“I’ll be honest with you, Ryōko-kun,” he tells you. “The evidence you and your team collected was very helpful in establishing something we really would have preferred weren’t the case.”

“That we have a Hidan copycat on the loose?” you ask.

Without explaining at first, Yuru-sensei takes out two files and puts them down on the table between you. “Actually it’s up to three Hidan copycats. The other two have been quietly caught and detained.”

So, we’re up to three copycats now?

“The first two have been kept quiet until now?” you muse.
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>>6379011
Yuru-sensei nods. “Yes. But eventually, this is going to get out. We’re having the village police lift a partial fingerprint off the kunai your team recovered in the mean time. The footprint cast was less useful, except in establishing the time of the killing.”

“Because it took place when it had already rained,” you muse, “but before another front washed away some of the detail.”

“That’s right.”

He seems a little bit troubled by the situation. “If I mentioned it to Akiji-kun he might fly off the handle. You know him better, so I leave it up to you to determine how much to share with him and how to do so.”

“I don’t know how much I can help there,” you admit.

“Don’t worry over it too much,” Yuru-sensei reassures you. “We’ll continue handling this issue on our end for the time being. You and your team will have tomorrow off, but the day after tomorrow I want you on another mission. Any of these three should be less likely to involve Hidan copycats… I hope.”

“You’re speaking to me like I’m the team leader,” you observe.

“You have the most reliable personality of the three of you,” Yuru-sensei answers. “More driven than Hiroshi-kun, but more even-keeled than Akiji-kun. You would rather listen first than speak, but when you speak it’s because you’ve made a decision.”

“So I’ll let you take the first crack at this latest batch of requests before anyone else.”

>Apparently there’s a crooked merchant to investigate in Tonika village. You have some connections there.
>If there have been multiple muggings in Yuzusaki town ahead of their Yuzu festival, that’s a real problem.
>… what does ‘swans of unusual aggression’ mean?
>Other?
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>>6379302
>… what does ‘swans of unusual aggression’ mean?

Birds man, I tell you they are evil.
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>>6379302
>… what does ‘swans of unusual aggression’ mean?

What the fuck. Oh, I have got to see this.
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>>6379302
>… what does ‘swans of unusual aggression’ mean?
We've been through the ringer, lately. Let's have a filler episode.
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Please tell me it’s a clan of talking swans
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>>6379302
>… what does ‘swans of unusual aggression’ mean?
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>>6379302
You have to read over the words a few times, just to be sure that you’re understanding them properly. Eventually you decide that there’s no problem with your reading comprehension, it’s just that the words themselves have nothing really to attach themselves to in your brain, at least not in that configuration.

“… what does ‘swans of unusual aggression’ mean?”



As it turns out, there is a group of unusually large swans that have lately taken over part of a famous lake in the Land of Hot Water. This would hardly be considered a problem most of the time, however this lake is visited by many tourists and for some reason which is not clearly stated the swans and visitors have come into conflict several times in the past few weeks. Which with normal swans might not be a problem, but these swans are apparently large enough and strong enough to break a normal person’s arm.

“Well, that… turned out to be exactly what was on the file,” you muse, looking out over the lake towards the waterside park where the swans in question are gathered.

“They’re quite large,” Hiroshi-kun confirms.

Akiji-kun looks to you. “So what exactly are we supposed to be doing here?”

“Not killing them,” you reiterate. “Not in front of the tourists.”

“So I assume we can’t even rough them up?”

“That’s right,” you nod. “No violence.”

“So what does that leave us?” Akiji-kun wonders aloud. “I mean, those things are supposed to be able to beat most people up and they probably aren’t under orders not to.”

That… to be fair, is a good question.

>We could try to startle them with smoke bombs maybe. Push them to a different part of the lake.
>If we could sneak in close, we could learn why they’re here and why they’ve chosen violence.
>Well… that leaves capturing them somehow, maybe with traps, and relocating them elsewhere.
>Other?
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>>6379429
>If we could sneak in close, we could learn why they’re here and why they’ve chosen violence.
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>>6379429
>If we could sneak in close, we could learn why they’re here and why they’ve chosen violence.

Creatures of large size in the ninja world tend to be of the thinking and talking types. Lets see what they want.
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>>6379429
>Well… that leaves capturing them somehow, maybe with traps, and relocating them elsewhere.
Swans are notoriously violent by nature. Just move them.
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>>6379429
>If we could sneak in close, we could learn why they’re here and why they’ve chosen violence.

Aren't normal swans already strong enough to break a person's arm?
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>>6379429
Please roll me 1d20, taking the best of three

>>6379447
That's actually a myth. They could certainly leave nasty bruises, or rough up a small dog or a child.
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>>6379508
They could potentially drown someone, but they’re a lot lighter than you’d think.
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>6379508
Let's fuck these feathered Chihuahuas up
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>6379508
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>>6379534
Second mission and we're bodied by a bunch of coked out turkeys, this cannot be...
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>6379508
C'mon, get some!
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>>6379508
“Well… we have skills to help is sneak in close,” you muse. “Shall we?”



Kūkigakure lets you close the distance unseen, while Akiji-kun holds back for now and Hiroshi-kun takes a wide route around to reach the water a good distance from the swans. As you draw close you pause when you see some signs that the swans may have noticed you making a sound, and drawing chakra towards your feet helps you muffle your steps a little more. That’s how you can sneak right in among them, down along the shore of the lake.

The way they move is.. flitting, unfocused. Too energetic. And the honking… it’s incessant. It’s almost as if…

Searching a little more, you do find some evidence of why. There are candy wrappers in the grass, all empty, all marked the same way. The same markings are on a sign above one of the nearby stores, and so that’s where you go next.

“Hey, shopkeep,” you ask. “Recognize these?”

You put some of the wrappers down on the counter. He looks at them for about two seconds before making his mind up.

“Yeah, those are one of our specialties.”

“And… what’s in them?”



“What do you mean, ‘green tea extract’?” Akiji asks with a frown a few minutes later.

“This guy makes candies that imitate shinobi medicines and other supplies,” you repeat what you learned. “His most popular product uses caffeine from green tea extract, ginsing, and copious amounts of sugar.”

“So these giant swans are… what, juiced up?”

“Completely,” you confirm. “The tourists have probably been feeding them. So when they’re not getting fed…”

“Withdrawal symptoms?” Hiroshi-kun completes the thought.

You nod. “And that would explain the irritability.”

“A dozen overstimulated taijutsu swans,” Akiji-kun grumbles. “This turned into a pain in the butt.”

>We’ll lure them away with more of the candies. That will help temporarily.
>The only way to deal with it permanently is to enforce local regulations.
>There’s a simple jutsu that might help us relocate the swans easily.
>Other?
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>>6379741
>There’s a simple jutsu that might help us relocate the swans easily.

Is enforcing local regulations within our remit or the scope of our mission? It is obviously a good thing and something that should be done, but annoying the tourists even more than the swans already are may not be good for the economy. For now I say we do a quick fix, someone else can handle enforcement. Don't want to juice up the swans even more though.
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>>6379741
>The only way to deal with it permanently is to enforce local regulations.

Set up signs, inform the tourists, approach the authorities and have them actually do their jobs.
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>>6379741
>The only way to deal with it permanently is to enforce local regulations.
The problem won't go away otherwise if the tourists keep on juicing up the local wildlife.

>>6379447
Only for small children and hands/feet. They otherwise still leave a nasty bruise. Also wear tight clothing, especially for more sensitive bodyparts. They can/will go for crotch and titty shots.
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>>6379749
To clarify, shinobi CAN go past the strict scope of their missions should it become clearly necessary. But going too far risks stepping on the toes of the local authorities.
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>>6379741
>The only way to deal with it permanently is to enforce local regulations.
I suggest that before we make an scandal, we should go to our teacher, tell him what we found and tell him we're going to the "police" so we can work things out, things like what >>6379751 said
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>>6379773
Okay, I'll switch to enforcing regulations then. This can be like a medical treatment, like our test with Shizune even.
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>>6379741
“This is a situation we can’t solve on our own,” you admit with a weary sigh. You hate to admit it, but there’s a limit to what you and your team can do here. “The tourists, the candy, and the swans… the way these three factors interact is something the local government will have to regulate.”

“The local government were our clients,” Hiroshi-kun points out.

“Then that’s who we should report to,” you answer, deciding in that moment it does no good to return all the way to Yugakure without solving the problem only to have them either send you back here with clearer instructions or to relay what you’ve found to your clients. “This saves time and aggravation.”



The local police station is pretty small, which is to be expected, and inside you find just one receptionist out of three possible desks. No officers are visible until you have the receptionist call for one.

“Ah, so Yugakure sent some brats,” the officer grumbles. “So whaddya want? Don’t seem too banged up, so have you just chickened out or something?”

Hiroshi-kun puts a hand on Akiji-kun’s hand as you step up to speak. “We identified the cause of the problem. Are you familiar with the candy store down by the waterfront?”

“Yeah, guy who own’s it’s an old friend,” the officer answers. “Why?”

“One of his products is a candy meant to imitate a shinobi stimulant pill,” you explain. “It contains a pretty significant amount of caffeine, ginsing, and so forth.”

“Yeah, like a stiff cup of coffee,” the man nods. “I ask you again, why?”

“How many of those candies do you think tourists would have to feed one of those swans before it got hooked?”

The officer blinks once, then it dawns on him. “Oh. Oh, shit.”

“We can capture the swans,” you clarify. “But to solve the problem… you would either have to destroy said swans, or implement stricter rules regarding tourist conduct.”

“Well, it’s hardly the swans’ fault,” the officer admits. “We have a yard where we can lock the swans up till the next council meeting, give them a chance to come down. You need any help?”
>1/2
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>>6379807
“I still don’t see how a little girl can catch multiple arm-breakers like those,” the officer admits with a frown, having joined your team with a few officers.

“Have your men form a back line,” you insist curtly. “Akiji-kun, Hiroshi-kun, take my flanks in case any of the birds try to get around me.”

“You sure about this?”

“I know a jutsu,” you explain. “I want to try this out. If it doesn't work, you'll all be my backup... so I'm counting on you."

>1d20, best of three
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>6379810
>nb4 we get our butt kicked by a bunch of juiced up birbs
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>6379810
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>6379810
Have faith in Kaguya.
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>>6379810
You step forward, confronting the honking horde well out in front of everyone else.

“Come at me, bird-brains,” you growl, raising your left hand and forming the ‘seal of confrontation’. “Kanashibari-no-jutsu!”

You can’t catch all of them at once of course, not all of them are looking at your eyes directly. But you do catch five in your ninjutsu as amplified bloodlust washes over them. Two more close in on you from the sides, and these you have to catch by their necks and force them to look into your eyes in turn.

Three move towards Hiroshi-kun – he stops one cold, and tangles with the second as the third gets past him only to be jumped by the police officers in the ‘back line’. Two others move towards Akiji-kun, who sinks one into loose dry sand at its webbed feet before tackling the second. As your teammates struggle the remaining police swarm in to secure the swans, including the ones whose movements you stopped.



“When the heck did you learn genjutsu?” Akiji-kun asks you at the station, holding an icepack up to one blacked eye. “I thought you didn’t have any talent for it.”

“I don’t,” you admit. “That was a ninjutsu, the Kanashibari technique.”

“It’s a D-rank ninjutsu,” Hiroshi-kun explains as you dab at a cut over his eye with a cotton swab soaked in alcohol. “It’s easy to learn and use, all it does is amplify the effect of its user’s killing intent. Essentially it’s a fancy way to intimidate a target into paralysis… most shinobi can’t make it work in combat.”

“Swans probably can’t resist techniques like that,” you shrug, “so it wasn’t quite a fair test.”

“Ah, I get it,” Akiji-kun muses.

“You kids did a solid job,” the police chief admits. “As for the new policies, we’ll handle things from here. Once you two are feeling a bit refreshed you can head back to Yugakure with our compliments.”



On the way back, you wonder whether now would be a good time to mention to Akiji-kun that the incident a few days ago was a Hidan copycat killing, one of several so far. You didn’t do so on your day off, because it was meant to be a day off.

>Tell him.
>Don’t tell him.
>Other?
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>>6379838
>Tell him.

Now seems an ideal time. Not during time meant for rest, but still a downtime of sorts.
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>>6379838
>Tell him.
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>>6379838
>Tell him.

Better he finds out from us than that he learns we knew and didn't tell him
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>>6379838
>Tell him.
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>>6379838
>Tell him.

Better to learn from us and without huge delay so that he doesn't think we have been keeping this a secret all this time.
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>>6379838
>Tell him
But we won't only tell to Akiji, let's also tell to Hiroshi too, we're a team and he also deserves to know, even if he isn't directly affected by Hidan (that we know of, at least).
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>>6379838
When you take a break along the road home, the three of you take seats along a log just off the side of the road where you have some dappled shade.

“So I do have something to say,” you admit. “Akiji-kun, do you have any idea what sensei told me about our previous mission?”

“About how the scene made it look like Hidan was involved?” Akiji-kun asks.

You nod. “More than that, though. There were two previous cases like it… like people are starting to copy Hidan’s work.”

Akiji-kun is quiet for a while before he speaks his mind – which by itself is somewhat surprising. “Yeah, figures. Before he ran off he was spouting off about how our village has gone soft… which a lot of people would quietly agree with.”

“To the point of committing random murders?” Hiroshi-kun wonders.

“Apparently so,” you answer. “The chūnin back home are investigating. Yuru-sensei plans to share information when it becomes available.”

The investigation will probably take some time, so for now it seems that your teammates are also ready to wait for at least the preliminary results before taking any action. Which is good. It eases your mind a little, despite how serious you know the situation to be.



Several missions come after the swans.

There’s a mission to deal with a twenty-foot python that got into someone’s house outside the village. In the south of the country, there was a group of tourists who had been starting bar fights who you needed to detain. An older gentleman went missing near a swamp up by the north coast, near the border with the Land of Frost – thankfully he was okay when you found him, just a little disoriented and dehydrated.

Some missions are over with in a day. Others take a week or longer. Sometimes you work under a chūnin, who can be there to show you the proverbial ropes, and to make observations about your techniques. In your case a chūnin by the name of Arakaki points out two things: the potential usage of your Kūkigakure – ‘Hiding in Thin Air’ – technique in gathering information, and the difficulty in forming hand seals while armed with a blade.

And he has a point.
>1/2
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>>6380103
While using a sword does offer you additional reach, increased lethality, and flexibility, it occupies one hand. Your Tsurubari technique, which is still not quite as fast to manifest as you would like, actually limits your offensive options in terms of angle of attack and slicing ability, which requires greater finesse than grafting a blade to your arm allows. And while you can sprout bones from other parts of your upper body, especially for defensive purposes, they typically lack the extra reach, leverage, slicing depth, and flexibility of a sword. This is why despite having other options available to them, the Tsubaki-no-mai was typically used to create a true ‘sword’ rather than leaving it protruding from the body.

Problems to be solved at some point.



The expected date of the chūnin exams is drawing close when Yuru-sensei calls you in to the office once more.

“Another mission,” he informs you succinctly. “There’s a small country within the Land of Rivers, which is called the Land of Medicines. Our Daimyō has ordered a shipment of medicine, the exact contents of which are a secret, which is to transit through the Land of Fire. He wants one of our own teams to bring the shipment the whole way, which the Fire Daimyō has only allowed if one of Konohagakure’s shinobi is permitted to escort your team through their country.”

He puts three sets of photo documents in front of your team, each with key identifying information including your names (with your clan name omitted) and portraits.

“You will meet the escort from Konoha at the border checkpoint,” Yuru-sensei informs you. “The passcode will be ‘Bishop Exchange’.”

There is, apparently, no further information about who you should expect to meet. Not even whether it’s a team or a single shinobi.



“I don’t like it,” Akiji-kun grumbles as the checkpoint comes into view.

You silently agree with his assessment, but part of how these things apparently work is that nobody likes it very much. Everyone will be on their guard.

>We’ll wait until we see someone who looks like our contact, then we’ll all go.
>We’ll wait until we see our contact, but I will go to meet them by myself at first.
>I’ll go out ahead. Let our contact find me. Then I will signal to you if it’s safe.
>Other?
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>>6380119
>We’ll wait until we see our contact, but I will go to meet them by myself at first.

Just as a precaution, to confirm it is really them at first. Could be a trap.

We don't want to hide part of our team the entire way, because that could cause suspicion and confusion. If there really is a team escorting us, and they hide like us, they could confuse Akiji and Hiroshi for assailants, given that they won't have identified themselves initially like us. Moreover, if our teammates are hidden, we won't know if they are silently dispatched if they are out of sight. Being in communication is more important.
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>>6380119
>I’ll go out ahead. Let our contact find me. Then I will signal to you if it’s safe.
If I don’t come back they got me. Save yourselves.
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>>6380119
>We’ll wait until we see our contact, but I will go to meet them by myself at first.
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>>6380119
>I’ll go out ahead. Let our contact find me. Then I will signal to you if it’s safe.
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>>6380119
>1d6, taking the first roll only
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Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>6380246
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>>6380246
“We’ll split up and wait until we see our contact,” you decide, “or at least a likely candidate. Then I’ll approach them alone.”

“Alright, makes sense,” Akiji-kun agrees.



After about a half hour of watching the checkpoint, you spy a shinobi from Konohagakure village approaching the checkpoint alone. And it doesn’t strike you that he’s an ordinary chūnin either… something about his posture, the way he casually reads from a small paperback without seeming to lose any situational awareness. He wears an almost standard uniform, with a mask covering his lower face and his headband sitting low over his left eye. This has the effect of letting his hair fall more freely on his left side where the headband is lower, creating something that reminds you a little of a silver pineapple.

As per the plan, you leave your hiding place among the branches and approach the newcomer calmly, yet carefully.

“Am I right in thinking you’re the one we were meant to meet?” you greet him from your side of the checkpoint.

He stops, looking up from his book for a moment. “You’re prompt. I appreciate that… oh, and I believe I was supposed to say “bishop exchange” when we met.”

You nod, satisfied of the confirmation. Then you hand over your identification papers. “Ryōko, from Yugakure. Pleased to make your acquaintance.”

He looks over the papers. “Call me Kakashi. I’m a jōnin, from Konohagakure.”

Then he hands the papers back to you. “Alright, this all looks in order. Welcome to the Land of Fire, Ryōko-kun.”

You raise your left hand and gesture for the squad to join you – a single, slow circle of your finger and suddenly they emerge from their own concealment. Once their papers are also suitably checked over, your escort officially leads you into the Land of Fire.
>1/2
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>>6380452
“Unfortunately I have another mission scheduled with my own team,” Kakashi-san muses as you walk. “I was free today to come and meet you, but we’ll need to meet with another shinobi who is coming north to meet us. He will continue the mission on our side.”

“Your own team?” you repeat.

He nods. “Yes. I’m an instructor for a team of genin, around the same age as you three. It’s hard to say exactly, since the three of you seem much more mature.”

Throughout the day, Kakashi-san tells you a few things about the Land of Fire and about Konohagakure, its largest hidden village. You learn that Konoha was the first of the hidden villages, founded at the closing of the Warring States period by an alliance between the Senju Clan and the Uchiha Clan. These two stood as the outstanding clans of their time, each with strength only rivaled by the other, and had been bitter enemies. This was until the first Hokage, Senju Hashirama, and the head of the Uchiha at the time, Madara, took the extraordinary step of securing peace.

This drew not just the two greatest clans of shinobi together, but also their closest allies – the Hyūga, the Akimichi, the Nara, the Yamanaka, the Aburame, and even the Hatake, your escort’s historic clan. The second Hokage would eventually be Senju Tobirama, Hashirama’s brother, who taught the current Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen. For some time after the Third Shinobi War there was a Fourth Hokage, but he passed away around the time you were born. Kakashi-san doesn’t tell you as much about him, only that the Third took over after his passing.

“It almost sounds like the Sengoku never really ended,” you think aloud.

Kakashi-san glances in your direction. “How do you mean, Ryōko-kun?”

Well, if you had to make just one point of it, it would have to be that…

>The hidden villages are just a consolidation of forces. Even in-between the three “great” wars so far, there’s still been fighting.
>There have been four Hokages, and he never mentioned one being from the Uchiha Clan. That doesn’t sound promising.
>Your nations may have a treaty, but the Leaf and the Cloud WILL fight again. And your village will end up in hot water.
>Other?
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>>6380568
>The hidden villages are just a consolidation of forces. Even in-between the three “great” wars so far, there’s still been fighting.
>Your nations may have a treaty, but the Leaf and the Cloud WILL fight again. And your village will end up in hot water.

A bandaid keeping everything together. I think Ryoko can put this together through her own clan's past that the conflict is inevitable.
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>>6380568
>There have been four Hokages, and he never mentioned one being from the Uchiha Clan. That doesn’t sound promising.
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>>6380568
>There have been four Hokages, and he never mentioned one being from the Uchiha Clan. That doesn’t sound promising.
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>>6380568
“Well, I just noticed that you never mentioned an Uchiha being made Hokage,” you observe. “If you’ll allow a bold observation… distrust within, distrust without.”

For a moment, Kakashi-san’s expression darkens. But only for a moment. In the next moment that darkness has already passed, and instead he just seems tired. “Well, I certainly can’t debate the facts. Perhaps an Uchiha should have filled that role, like Kagami-dono. But the time for that has passed.”

Hiroshi-kun starts to open his mouth, but stops when you gesture for him to.

Even within the ‘great’ villages, things aren’t exactly perfect – at least it seems that way to you. Your own village is no different, or else people wouldn’t find themselves agreeing with a madman like Hidan and his weird little made-up religion. So if even allies within the same village can’t get past their prejudices and old grievances, how can villages and nations be expected to follow the terms of the treaties they sign with each other?

In reality, things just got bigger rather than better.



The next morning, Kakashi-san still seems to be in a reflective mood even as he hands your team off to a newcomer. He does however say his farewells politely before heading off towards where you assume Konohagakure village lies.

This new shinobi, whose face is marked by scars on his left cheek that run across the bridge of his nose, introduces himself as Namiashi Raidō. He’s a tokubetsu jōnin, but that’s about all you get out of him by the time you reach the border with the Land of Rivers.

“Alright, this is where I will meet you for your return journey,” Raidō-san informs you. “Safe travels.”



The Land of Rivers is quite different to the Land of Fire – the trees grow less thickly here, and there are more meadows strewn across and between rolling hills. In many places it’s hard to tell anything about your surroundings because you can’t see out of whatever wide valley you find yourself in at the time. There are roads here which seem well-traveled, and of course plenty of rivers with bridges crossing them where necessary.

And unlike in your own homeland, these rivers aren’t steaming. Apart from some high, fluffy clouds the weather is clear with a light breeze. This weather holds until you reach your goal – the Land of Medicines, at the feet of the “Three Wolves” mountain range. The approach to Rōkoku village is lined with a series of torii-gates, in differing colors and finishes, with the road itself running parallel to a river which flows through a little valley. At the end of the gates the valley opens up to reveal the village, as well as a checkpoint where two guards block your way with a pair of bō.

“The only weapons allowed in this village are wooden staves and clubs,” one of the men insists curtly.
>1/2
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>>6380688
“That’s oddly specific,” Akiji-kun observes. “Why only wooden weapons?”

“Because we can’t keep anyone from making them,” the other guard tells you. “If it were, those would be banned too. You can leave your tools in the office to your right.”

>I’ll go in from here. It’s not a bad idea for the two of you to hold out here for a while.
>You heard the man. Let’s just play nice with them for the time being, since we have no choice.
>Other?
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>>6380693
>You heard the man. Let’s just play nice with them for the time being, since we have no choice.

Ryoko has her bones if needed, but I don't think we need them in the first place. Just leave the weapons and be polite about all of this.
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>>6380693
>>You heard the man. Let’s just play nice with them for the time being, since we have no choice.
A shinobi is never defenceless.
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>>6380693
Akiji-kun in particular seems hesitant, but you simply shrug. “Their town, their rules.”

Your leg and hip pouches aren’t entirely for show… at least, not at the moment. Instead of shuriken you carry senbon, which are laced in a mild poison, since those penetrate deeply and are therefore much more suitable for delivering poison from a distance than kunai or shuriken. You also carry a few kunai, mostly as a delivery mechanism for paper bombs. There is also the matter of ‘cleanup’ to consider, as leaving too many bone weapons around that others can come back and use if they get a hold of them is something you’d rather avoid.

Eventually these things will be relegated to pure backup duty, once your Teshi Sendan can serve the role of ranged poison delivery. But even now, they’re something you can do without.

After you and your teammates all check in your kit, for which each of you receives a key to a numbered locker in the building closest to the end of the entry gates, you head into town looking for a specific store.

“Excuse me, ma’am,” Hiroshi-kun asks an ancient lady walking slowly the opposite way on the sidewalk. “We’ve just arrived, could you point me to a specific store?”

“What sort of store, young man?” she asks, her voice strained with age yet kind as a summer.

“A medicine store,” he answers, before showing her the name. “This one.”

“Ah, you’ll want to head down the main street to Third and turn left,” she instructs. “It has a big sign, you can’t miss it.”

“Thank you very much,” you answer, bowing your head politely.

She leaves you with a few hard candies and ambles along her way.

“She seemed nice,” you muse, before leading the way around the corner.

The old lady wasn’t wrong, the sign makes your objective pretty obvious. Inside the medicine shop there are hundreds of herbal remedies, teas, and supplements in a variety of jars and containers filling every space along all the walls and every shelf you see. You knew the Land of Medicines got its name for the fact that its soil was suitable for growing hundreds of medicinal herbs, but this is overwhelming. At a desk in the back of the store you place an order sheet in front of a young woman, who reads the number listed there and nods.

“I’m sorry, but it may take a while to get your order ready,” she apologizes. “Please understand, this one is incredibly finicky and must be carefully prepared for transportation.”

“We’ll be around,” you answer, before turning to your teammates. “So… now what?”

“We could get some food,” Hiroshi-kun muses.

Akiji-kun seems to have other ideas. “I’d like to see some more of the town.”

>We can do both – see part of the town, but only the parts between here and food.
>Let’s prioritize food. I saw a place just back out on the street that looked good.
>Let’s look around. This town seems similar to Yugakure in a way that interests me.
>Other?
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>>6380756
>Let’s prioritize food. I saw a place just back out on the street that looked good.

FOODMAXXING!
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>>6380756
>Let’s prioritize food. I saw a place just back out on the street that looked good.
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>>6380756
>We can do both – see part of the town, but only the parts between here and food.
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>>6380756
>Let’s split up. I wanted to look around at the various medicines, a rare chance, since I won't be able to come here often.

I was going to say that "we can eat good food anywhere, but each country's unique sights are to be cherished, and who knows what these medicine folk are putting in the stuff they serve foreigners", but I thought of something more interesting.
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>>6380756
>>6380853
I like this write in
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>>6380756
>1d20 please
>best of three
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>6380913
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>6380913
Mmmmmm
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>6380913
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>>6380913
“Food is a good idea,” you muse. “But let’s look around a little to find a good place. Somewhere that does a local specialty, maybe.”

“What are the local specialties here even?” Akiji-kun wonders.

“How should I know?” you shrug.



Outside, Hiroshi-kun approaches a man who is walking past the store. “Excuse me, do you mind if I ask you…”

The stranger just keeps walking. But to your eye he doesn’t seem like the normal sort of ‘ignoring you’ that you might see if a well-off man were to pass by a beggar on the street, or some other modest source of nuisance with which he’d rather not engage. There’s more to it than that – his dark eyes have a glassiness to them, a lack of focus, and his skin has a certain pallor.

“Hey, did you hear…” Akiji-kun raises his voice slightly, only to stop as you put your arm out in front of him.

Your eyes meet, and you shake your head. “Let it go.”

Once the man is out of sight, Akiji-kun huffs. “Can you believe that guy?”

“Did you notice anything weird?” you ask.

“Yeah, he totally blew us off!” Akiji-kun insists.

Hiroshi-kun seems to have been thinking about it a little more deeply. “He seemed… almost like he was sleepwalking or something. Like none of us were here.”

Akiji-kun’s mood shifts slightly, frustration giving way to suspicion. “Like he was drunk?”

“Maybe not drunk,” you ponder. “He seemed a bit listless, but he wasn’t staggering.”

“Then some other drug?” Akiji-kun guesses.

You nod. “That would be my guess.”

“Sorry you kids had to see that,” an older man muses, having come upon you from the same direction as the first. “I take it that’s your first time seeing the ‘powder of heaven’ in action? It’s not pretty.”

“We were just looking for lunch,” you frown.

"Well," the old man answers, "at least there I've got you covered. I was just about to open up shop, start getting curry ready for the lunch rush."

"Is curry the local specialty?" Hiroshi-kun asks hopefully.

"We've got a special kind of curry, yeah. I usually sell out right at the start, so if you wanted to try some it's a good thing you ran into me when you did."
>1/2
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>>6380969
The restaurant the old man leads you to is really one step up from a ramen counter, with just two small tables and a row of stools behind which he sets to work preparing a curry from a vast stock of spices. He starts by toasting some of those spices whole in a pan, and as he works you start to notice that a lot of the decorations above the tables seem to be awards. And there are a lot of them.

“The medicinal plants around here have made this village prosperous,” the old man admits as he works. “Thing is a lot of them taste horrible on their own. But every top-notch curry place in this nation has their own special ways of preparing their ingredients… it can get pretty complex, with dozens of different spices and a precise sequence of steps.”

“Do the medicinal plants keep their properties when cooked?” you wonder.

“If you do it right they do, to a degree,” the old man explains. “But do it wrong and not only will it ruin the dish, but you can turn any medicine into a poison. And sometimes when a poison doesn’t kill you, it’ll get you high as a kite instead.”

“Saigenzai’s like that too, from what I understand.”

Akiji-kun watches the man preparing some sort of root with precise cuts. “That’s the ‘powder of heaven’ you mentioned before?”

“The very same,” the man nods, dumping the diced root into a pan to simmer. “My specialty is a sweet and spicy curry that relieves joint pain, so it’s immensely popular with anyone who has to stand all day or sit at a desk. Miss a few steps though and it might not get you high, but it’d get you pretty sick.”

>The number of awards on the wall gives me some confidence that you know your stuff.
>I have some medical training. Mind explaining some of your recipe as you work?
>That Saigenzai stuff… where does it come from, and why do people here use it at all?
>Other?
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>>6380976
>The number of awards on the wall gives me some confidence that you know your stuff.
>That Saigenzai stuff… where does it come from, and why do people here use it at all?
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>>6380976
>That Saigenzai stuff… where does it come from, and why do people here use it at all?
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>>6380976
“The awards on your wall tell me we’re in goods hands,” you muse, leaving the conversation at that for now.

The curry, when it comes out, has an incredible flavor – the base is earthy and chocolatey, with layers of warming spices and smokey chilies. The medicinal herbs are perfectly incorporated, and any unpleasant flavors they might otherwise have brought aren’t noticeable. And just as the old man promised, the herbs do seem to ease the slight aching in your feet from all the travel you’ve done in the last several days.

“Impressive,” Hiroshi-kun muses as Akiji-kun simply eats in contented silence. “And there are multiple versions of this?”

“Evidently so,” you answer.

The lunch rush comes and goes in waves, with the master of the kitchen preparing boxes in small stacks to go out – presumably grouped orders. At a lull, you venture a question.

“That Saigenzai stuff you mentioned,” you ask, handing over your basically-cleaned bowl. “Why do people here use it, and where does it come from?”

The old man considers your question for a few moments. “You know, maybe I’m not the one to tell you this. If you’re really curious, find the store in town called Rengyōdō. It’s near the old Kodon shrine. Ask for Reishi-kun.”

You count a few coins, and pay your team’s tabs out of the funds you were given for this mission. “Thanks. Maybe I’ll look into it.”



“This is the package,” the woman behind the counter back at the medicine store tells you, handing you a sealed cylinder with fasteners at either end. “The container system is stabilized and protected against shock, but the contents are sensitive to moisture. This is unlikely outside of catastrophic failure of the pressurized vessel, which features a double-walled steel case. So please, try to avoid any serious damage.”

You sling the cylinder across your back. “Thank you for the warning.”

“We’ll keep a lookout for you,” Hiroshi-kun insists.

>I’d like to make one brief stop before we leave – the old Kodon shrine.
>We should get moving. The sooner we leave, the sooner we can get home.
>Other?
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>>6381167
>I’d like to make one brief stop before we leave – the old Kodon shrine.

A bit of professional interest and learning about this drug before it spreads back home.
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>>6381167
>>I’d like to make one brief stop before we leave – the old Kodon shrine.
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>>6381167
>I’d like to make one brief stop before we leave – the old Kodon shrine.
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>>6381167
>I’d like to make one brief stop before we leave – the old Kodon shrine.
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>>6381167
>I’d like to make one brief stop before we leave – the old Kodon shrine.
That was easy. Too easy…
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>>6381167
For the time being you file away your questions about why medicine would need to be sealed in a double-walled steel canister – you’ve been deliberately kept in the dark about what sort of medicine it is for a reason, probably to do with political sensitivities, and so probing too much into the logistics could be seen as fishing for information that would violate the unspoken rules of your mission.

Your curiosity in other matters, however, aren’t as easily set aside.

“Before we go,” you ask the woman behind the counter, “I heard there’s a shrine near here… the Kodon shrine? I’d like to pay my respects.”

“… is that so?” she replies after a slight hesitation.

You nod. “I’m a bit old-fashioned like that. I come from a religious family.”

That’s certainly true. The parents who brought you into this world were nothing if not fanatics, though it’s hard to think of them as ‘family’ now that you’ve seen what that word is supposed to mean. And their ‘religion’ was demon worship. No need to over-share though.

“Well, if that’s all you can find it on the east side of town,” she eventually answers, giving you directions from a particular intersection.



On the way there you pass two more clear cases of ‘saigenzai’ intoxication, both exhibiting similar symptoms to the first man who you ran across earlier in the day. The shrine itself is modest but well-maintained, and sure enough you find a store matching the vague descriptions of the Rengyōdō store you’ve been given. Your teammates stay outside for now, since it’s not exactly a large space anyway.

“Kodon Reishi-san?” you address a young man, probably not all that many years your senior, with brown hair and dark eyes. He seems immediately suspicious of you.

“That’s me,” he answers, his eyes narrowing. “Sounds like you have business with me?”

“I do,” you confirm. “An older gentleman who runs a curry place pointed me in your direction when I asked about saigenzai.”

Kodon Reishi processes that information for a few seconds. “Not sure why old man Genzō would do that. Rengyōdō only sells one product, and that’s kotarō.”

“I don’t know what that is,” you admit. “I’m a medical shinobi, so I guess you can call my curiosity… professional?”

That seems to relax him somewhat. “Well, I can tell you’re not a regular user anyway.”

“You seemed certain I came here for saigenzai,” you muse. “Why is that, and how does it relate to what you do sell here?”
>1/2
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>>6381381
“Kotarō is a potent medicine,” Reishi-san insists curtly. “Saigenzai is a drug that replicates the side effects of gehin-kotarō, the roughest grade. It’s similar, but there are key differences. Only the Kodon clan can make true kotarō.”

“Why?” you ask.

“Why?” he repeats. “Usually everyone just asks ‘how’, but the why is that kotarō is produced within the bodies of Kodon clan members.”

“Is it a kekkei genkai?”

He shakes his head. “No, it’s not that. I know it comes from eating a specific medicinal herb that’s common in the Land of Medicines, but fairly rare anywhere else. I know I can do it, but I learned when I was like four or five. So I couldn’t explain it if I wanted to.”

“And people want to know how it works?” you ask. “I’d assume those are the same people who produce saigenzai.”

Reishi-san nods in agreement. “Yeah, that’d be Sendō Jiryū and his band of thugs. They push saigenzai to a lot of the former ninja of our country, who use it to cope.”

“With peace?” you ask.

“With the loss of purpose they felt when ‘peace’ came,” Reishi-san corrects your assumption. “When our nation found another way to impose that peace, shinobi were cast aside.”

So… another village that claims to have ‘forgotten war’, like Yugakure believes it has. And here, like back home, there are problems that came with that even if the exact nature of those problems is different in each case.

>As a medical ninja I have some interest in kotarō, saigenzai, and the herbs that make them.
>If you have too much trouble with those thugs, you can always request shinobi to assist.
>Lay your cards on the table – kotarō could be useful to you as both a medicine and a ‘poison’.
>Other?
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>>6381382
>As a medical ninja I have some interest in kotarō, saigenzai, and the herbs that make them.
>If you have too much trouble with those thugs, you can always request shinobi to assist.

You have professional interest in the stuff as knowledge is knowledge, but you are also a shinobi so if there's trouble, you are a solution that could be hired.
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>>6381382
>Lay your cards on the table – kotarō could be useful to you as both a medicine and a ‘poison’.
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>>6381382
>Lay your cards on the table – kotarō could be useful to you as both a medicine and a ‘poison’.
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>>6381382
>Lay your cards on the table – kotarō could be useful to you as both a medicine and a ‘poison’.

But yes, we can always take a detour from our training and missions to assist him with these thugs, should he submit a request.
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>>6381382
“… unfortunately this isn’t the time to start an international incident by picking fights,” you grumble. “Maybe another time. Right now though, I’m interested in this kotarō.”

Reishi-san scowls at you from across the shabby wooden counter. “Is that so?”

“It is,” you insist. “The nature of these ‘side effects’… what is the mechanism of action? Is it a hallucinogen like psilocybin? A naturally-occuring opioid? An oneirogen like dream root or wild rue?”

“N-no, nothing like that,” Reishi-san counters, seemingly taken aback by your enthusiasm. “It induces genjutsu effects.”

“Genjutsu effects,” you muse. “What if I told you that I had a way in mind to produce toxins within my own body, as you do?”

Reishi-san stares at you. “How?”

“I have an unusual body,” you over-simplify, “and an exceptional mentor.”

Reishi-san seems to consider your position for a short while, even producing a small glass vial from behind the counter and rolling it between his fingertips as he does so. “What use does a shinobi have for kotarō, in any form?”

You don’t go with the obvious answer, because while ‘protecting my comrades’ is up there on the list of reasons it’s ultimately only part of the story. And you’ve been open so far about your position, so you may as well continue that trend.

“Medicines and healing are good,” you admit. “But an ounce of prevention can be worth a pound of cure. I’ve also seen situations where no amount of cure can help. You say kotarō can be a powerful medicine – that’s worth learning about. But I’m also in a position to use it more... proactively.”

>1d20, best of three
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>6381618
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>6381618
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>6381618
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>>6381618
Eventually, the young man stops fiddling with the vial and sets it on the counter between you. “This vial is chūhin, good medicinal properties with moderate side effects. I’ll sell it to you at-cost as a sample to study. You can also take one of the plants we consume to make kotarō – there’s some just outside. Red flowers, shaped kind of like jasmine.”

“I wouldn’t recommend trying to get saigenzai, it’s illegal.”

“Getting arrested here would be tough to explain,” you acknowledge.

You pay Kodon Reishi a pretty good chunk of your team’s discretionary budget for the mission, and tuck the vial away in your currently-empty hip pouch. “I appreciate your cooperation.”

“Yeah, sure,” Reishi-san sighs. “Good luck getting that technique of yours to work.”

“Thanks,” you nod. “And good luck to you, too.”



“So, did it go well in there?” Akiji-kun asks when you meet up again.

You nod. “Very. I learned a lot.”

Your path leads you to the building where you left your weapons and back out through the entry gates, after moving the plant in your hip pouch around to fit some of your stuff back into it. The trail heads northeast, back towards where you left Raidō-san. Since you spent more time than you intended in Rōkoku village this afternoon, the sun starts to set while you’re still in the Land of Rivers. Well before you reach the border with the Land of Fire, Hiroshi-kun raises his hand to signal a stop.

“I smell someone coming from the north,” he announces quietly, stopping your group under the canopy of a grove of trees. “Ryōko-kun, can you sense them?”

You put your fingertips to the ground and shift your chakra. In theory any shinobi can sense chakra like this, at least to some degree – even academy students can usually tell when an opponent is much stronger than they are utilizing that sixth sense. Enhancing that sense and extending its radius is a basic technique that doesn’t even warrant a name, and most genin should be able to use it if they try. The trouble is most don’t have the sense to try, and even fewer can do it in the heat of the moment because it requires chakra focus to be taken away from more urgent tasks.

So while you can do it too, and you’re actually pretty good at it compared to most genin you know, even you have to stop and focus on it to be useful.

“I sense one target,” you announce. “Approaching quickly. It feels… strong enough to be a shinobi. Possibly a chūnin.”

“Can you tell if it’s from Konoha?” Akiji-kun asks you.

“It’s coming from the wrong direction,” you observe. “And it’s not Raidō-san or Kakashi-san.”
>1/2
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>>6381778
“We have no way of telling if they know we’re here,” you decide.

“We could see if they follow us,” Hiroshi-kun suggests. “If we can keep him up-wind.”

“We could also try rushing for the border,” Akiji-kun offers. “Assuming we’d rather not fight.”

So those are two options… you can push as hard and as fast for the border as you can and hope you get there before exhausting yourselves, at the risk of being too tired when a confrontation becomes unavoidable. You can try to get more information by leading this newcomer along, getting closer to the border while you do so, at the risk of missing your meeting with Raidō-san and losing the possibility of backup he might otherwise provide. Or, you can stop here for the night and start setting up an ambush at the risk of abandoning any possibility of escape and evasion.

>We’ll make a run for the border. Try our best to avoid getting into a confrontation.
>We’ll change our course for a while, let Hiroshi-kun sniff out the newcomer’s intent.
>We’ll stop and stand our ground here. This spot is pretty good for an ambush.
>Other?
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>>6381783
>We’ll make a run for the border. Try our best to avoid getting into a confrontation.
>We’ll change our course for a while, let Hiroshi-kun sniff out the newcomer’s intent.

Change the direction and see if the chunin is still following. If that happens, then be ready to fight if caught up.
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>>6381783
>We’ll stop and stand our ground here. This spot is pretty good for an ambush.

Exhausting ourselves in the hopes of reaching someone who may also be under attack, distracted, or simply recalled and replaced by a weaker ninja isn't a good idea. I say assume a fight is inevitable and prepare an ambush so we have the advantage. Three prodigy genin can take a chunin. If it is a jonin or multiple chunin, we're fucked anyways. That goes for fighting or running. The best bet then would be to injure their legs to hinder pursuit and then run for our lives, no doubt with casualties of our own.

If this isn't a hostile, then no worries, apologize and move on. If it is, we don't want to waste an ambush fishing for intent. There's no point getting closer to the border if we miss the meetup, or don't actually get there, since I doubt Konoha is gonna risk a diplomatic incident by crossing the border to look around for us.
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>>6381783
>We’ll stop and stand our ground here. This spot is pretty good for an ambush.
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>>6381783
>1d20 best of three
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>6381919
I hope we can still deliver the package on time.
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>6381919
Rollin'
>>6381922
YOU! JINXED! US!
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>6381919
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I guess we're in for our first real fight.
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>>6381919
“We have time to set an ambush before sunset,” you decide, “and this is a good spot for it. No burning energy trying to get to ‘help’ that may not even be willing to step in on our behalf.”



There’s no doubt that the newcomer is after you once he tracks your team down, approaching from the east at dusk so as not to cast a shadow or present a silhouette that you can see easily. He also evades all of the tripwires and explosive tags you placed in that direction… he’s certainly no pushover, and it doesn’t help that your trap preparation was rushed.

The intruder draws a parasol from a sling across his back and spins it out over where the three of you have been lying low.

“Ninja Art: Senbon Rainstorm!”

The wide-area attack leaves nowhere to run or hide, and that limits the options for responding. You have to assume that the needles are poisoned, which means you don’t hold it against Hiroshi-kun when he breaks with the plan.

A water clone that looks like you gets hit by the needles, but in order to shield himself Hiroshi-kun ducks behind a water clone meant to look like Akiji-kun even as the attack is being launched. “Suiton: Suirō-no-jutsu!”

That quick thinking probably saves his skin, as the water clone becomes the basis for a sphere of water that protects his body from the absolute storm of poisoned steel needles. Even then the needles impale deeply into the dense water.

Akiji-kun is the first to attempt a counterattack, bursting from the ground at the newcomer’s feet with a kunai. The shinobi parries with a second parasol, creating a bit of space, then he draws a strange object. With a hum and a flash he swings it at Akiji-kun, and your teammate is barely able to raise a guard. Even then a surge runs through his body, eliciting a pained scream before the intruder kicks Akiji-kun in the ribs hard enough to send him flying.

“Damn, makibishi?” the newcomer grumbles, his attempt to chase Akiji-kun down foiled by your teammate’s quick thinking with the tiny steel spikes. “Oh well. It’s only a minor annoyance!”

What the heck is that thing? It looks like the hilt of a sword, but instead of a steel blade it flashes out with a blade like lightning that can apparently shock a defender even if the swing is parried. Then he has the senbon rainstorm, which can threaten opponents outside his reach. The blind spot for the senbon, of course, is the ‘safe zone’ he’d reasonably maintain around his own body, forcing you to contend with this strange lightning sword of his.
>1/2
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>>6381957
“Who are you?” you demand, using wind release to somewhat mask the location of your voice by diffusing it across the grove around you. “So far as I know we have no quarrel with Amegakure.”

“Ah, so you know that much,” the man chuckles. “That saves time… I am Rokushō Aoi, a jōnin from Ame. I believe the three of you are carrying a package that my village wants me to obtain.”

“And you expect us to simply hand it over?” you demand, watching with some satisfaction as the arrogant man’s willingness to bark at you gives your teammates time to recover and reposition.

“No, I expect you to be good little brats and die,” Rokushō answers, his tone making it clear that he’s sneering even though you can no longer see his face from your hiding place. “So why don’t you pop out from behind whatever tree you’re using to hide and face my blade?”

You have the kūkigakure, which means that for now your position hasn’t been compromised. But as soon as you attack, all bets are off. A guy like this strikes you as something less than a jōnin somehow, but he’s definitely earned the rank of chūnin at bare minimum given how he tracked you, evaded your traps, and dodged Akiji-kun’s surprise attack.

>Being concealed means you may be able to stab him from behind with shikotsumyaku.
>You have a ranged technique too, the Teshi Sendan. Use that, then relocate yourself immediately.
>If he’s arrogant, he probably expects one swing to kill you. It won’t. Use that to your advantage.
>Other?
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>>6381962
Amegakure jonin, huh? We're fucked. I'm surprised we did even this well, instead of just getting speed blitzed. Perhaps that is the biggest clue he isn't as strong as he says he is. Lets hope he is just some braggart going for intimidation.

>You have a ranged technique too, the Teshi Sendan. Use that, then relocate yourself immediately.

Fabian tactics. A sneak attack could disable him, but more likely we'll end up drawing out the full roster of his abilities instead. I'm expecting his parasols to really be made of metal or something, to act as shields. Just disrupt him enough to keep our teammates in the fight. It is too early for a decisive play.
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>>6381962
This guy is dangerous, faster than we are, and wielding a debilitating blade. I agree with anon's assessment.
>You have a ranged technique too, the Teshi Sendan. Use that, then relocate yourself immediately.
It's best that we buy a bit of distance and give room for our teammates to recover.
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>>6381962
>If he’s arrogant, he probably expects one swing to kill you. It won’t. Use that to your advantage.
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>>6381962
>You have a ranged technique too, the Teshi Sendan. Use that, then relocate yourself immediately.
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>>6381962
>If he’s arrogant, he probably expects one swing to kill you. It won’t. Use that to your advantage.
If he is stronger then the longer the fight goes the worse our position will be. Need to decide things asap with the element of surprise.
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>>6381962
Hey I was right, it should have been better to leg it.

>If he’s arrogant, he probably expects one swing to kill you. It won’t. Use that to your advantage.

Longer this goes, more he realises that we aren't just chumps to kick around. Use his arrogance and let him into Miss Bones Wild Ride.
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>>6381962
Alright, go ahead and give me a 1d20, best of three. I think I can work out a balance between the two this way.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>6382175

Go high!
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>>6382176

MOTHERFUCKER!
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>6382175
HI-YAH!
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>6382175
Watch this
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>>6382175
>Doubles – I will be trying something out here. Instead of providing a resource, I may use a doubles result on a 1d20 roll to make something “extra shounen-y” happen, either creating a “critical success” or a “mitigated failure”.

You have concealment, and you’re in a good enough position, so you decide to try out a technique for the first time in combat. Concentrating chakra in your fingertips, you’re ‘rewarded’ by the somewhat uncomfortable pinching sensation of the skin parting in preparation for the attack – “Teshi Sendan”.

Announcing your technique while hiding would be silly, so you don’t do that. Instead you launch the distal digits of all five fingers on your left hand as soon as you’re ready to do so, followed shortly after by the five fingertips of your right hand. Instead of immediately repositioning you wait where you are, watching to observe the effects of your bone bullets on this self-declared ‘jōnin of Amegakure’.

The sound alerts Rokushō to the incoming attack, and to be fair his response is pretty good – he pulls a parasol off his back and opens it to use as a shield. It must be reinforced for use in just such a situation. You hold off on your movement for just a moment to see the impacts on your target… eight of the ten bullets miss even though he’s standing still, but two hit. Both tear through the parasol instead of stopping, with one grazing the man’s left arm and the other being stopped by his flak jacket.

His right arm swings his strange sword, which emits a yellow-glowing arc that slices towards your position. It cuts down two small trees even as you’re moving, and you barely have time to eject a bone blade from your right arm to parry.

“Gotcha!” he shouts triumphantly as his attack clashes with your shikotsumyaku.

Predictably the arc doesn’t do your bone any damage. But unpredictably, it doesn’t shock your body either. It was clearly supposed to do so, but instead it crackles and fizzles as your parry cuts into the arc itself and disperses it harmlessly around you.

… Kūkigakure flickers and fails as well, but it does get you thinking. The currents of chakra-laden air that surround your body to bend light around it are transformed with wind nature chakra, and you’ve already reasoned by looking at it that the sword in Rokushō’s hand uses lightning nature chakra.
>1/2
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>>6382213
“So,” he sneers at you, now that your position has been exposed. “What will you do now, little brat? You can’t use ninjutsu with a sword in your hands.”

The Teshi Sendan clearly needs some work. You know that your accuracy should be better than that, and it should have a bit more power behind it, but as things stand it doesn’t feel reliable just yet. But that having been said, you suspect you actually have this under control. He’s actually not any faster than you are, and his movements aren’t as polished. He seems to rely too much on his lightning-element sword, and your wind release provides a counter together with your hardened bones.

At range however he can use those slashes, and he has his poisoned senbon. Your own attacks from a range haven’t given you much confidence, though that could be mitigated by closing the distance from what most genin think of as ‘middle-range’ to something a bit closer, maybe no more than fifteen meters. You can do that by sneaking… or if you wanted, you could use wind chakra to deflect the senbon and try to charge in a lot closer.

Which leaves you the question – how should you leverage what you see as advantages?

>Try to get back into cover, re-establish your kūkigakure, and slip into a better attacking range.
>He seems confident that nobody can make hand seals with one hand. Surprise him, then stab him.
>Your ranged attacks may be unreliable, but that doesn’t mean your teammates’ won’t be.
>Other?
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>>6382217
>He seems confident that nobody can make hand seals with one hand. Surprise him, then stab him.
>Create an opening at the same time for your teammates to attack him.
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>>6382217
>He seems confident that nobody can make hand seals with one hand. Surprise him, then stab him.
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>>6382217
>He seems confident that nobody can make hand seals with one hand. Surprise him, then stab him.
We've got this.
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>>6382118
I mean, we don't know that. He could've simply outran us, if not with raw speed, then endurance. We know he was already quite close, because we had to be hasty with our traps. The situation with Raido isn't clear either.

>>6382217
Interesting, even without a protective jutsu, lightning IS weak to wind chakra.

Support >>6382221
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>>6382217
>1d20 best of three
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>6382448

Don't fail me this time dice!
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>6382448
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>6382448
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>>6382448
He seems surprisingly confident that nobody can form hand signs when one of their hands is occupied with a sword. You’re not exactly in a hurry to correct his misunderstanding… not when you can demonstrate it.

With a startling howl a stone bullet tears through the stand of trees, which shatters the parasol Rokushō raises to defend himself – but in that moment you’ve charged, preventing him from simply dropping his sword and switching his focus to the parasol he still has floating above you. He has to choose to defend with his lightning sword or retreat, and you doubt he'd consider the latter.

“A frontal assault!?” he crows, as if this were the best outcome for him… only to watch in too-slowly-dawning horror as you swiftly weave three hand seals with just your left hand.

“Fūton: Reppūshō!”

The wind release technique is one of the weaker techniques of its kind, mostly useful for accelerating or decelerating projectiles. But used like this, with immaculate timing, it’s enough to not only deflect the incoming sweep of Rokushō’s blade but also to insulate you from the shocking effect. And with his attack thus negated, his only choice is to try to raise his left hand to stop your bone blade.

Yanagi-no-mai.

You fluidly twist out of the initial feint, striking instead under Rukushō’s right arm before bending low and stepping past. It’s an unusual set of principles, but by using certain movements of your hips, your shoulders, and your back you’ve learned not only how to weave around incoming attacks at close range but to generate power for strikes at unexpected angles of attack. With a grace that belies the strangeness of the movements required to perform it, your second and final slash cuts deep through your foe’s spine. The life goes out of his body and he drops, like a puppet with no strings.

“That the sword of the Second Hokage… couldn’t kill a brat…”

Having lost an arm, his spine, and several internal organs in hardly any time at all, it’s understandable that Rokushō’s voice falls silent and his life ends within seconds of uttering those words. His strange sword lies silent, still clasped in his right hand, a few meters from his body.

“Even at the end,” you muse, “he blamed the sword and not himself.”

After a pause, you realize something. “Wait, did he just say…”



You repeat what your fallen enemy mentioned at the end to your teammates after you gather to go over your conditions and the condition of your package.
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>>6382503
“The sword of the Second Hokage,” Akiji-kun muses. “Hey Hiroshi-kun, you’re the history nerd. Remind me, how many Hokages led Amegakure.”

“Exactly none,” Hiroshi-kun answers. “Stolen?”

“That’s my guess,” Akiji-kun muses. “We’re meeting with one of their shinobi next, right?”

“In any event we should go,” you decide. “There may be other shinobi out here looking for us, and we can’t count on them all being overconfident fools like the first.”

“What do we do when we meet with Raidō-san?” Hiroshi-kun asks.

>We hand the sword over to him. Avoiding an international incident is part of the mission.
>You two can continue the mission. I want to deliver the sword and explain things personally.
>Well, we don’t… HAVE to mention it. They lost it, we found it, so it’s pretty clearly ours.
>Other?
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>>6382505
>We hand the sword over to him. Avoiding an international incident is part of the mission.

As much as finders keepers would be funny, I think this will win us more in the long run. Our village is not exactly one to push away friends.
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>>6382505
>You two can continue the mission. I want to deliver the sword and explain things personally.
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>>6382505
If it wasn't the 2nd Hokage's sword, I would say Akiji-kun should get the sword, since he has some skill with taijutsu, while we or Hiroshi would get the parasol or one each, if both were still intact.

But given that we can't avoid Raido, it is best hand the sword over to avoid a diplomatic incident. If anything, this might net our village the much craved fame we desire, well before the chunin exam. The alternative is violating the borders of a bunch of other countries just to retain a useful trinket, or beating Raido, not plausible or worth it. Also, it is just safer to go through the Land of Fire. There may be other ninja after us.

Complete our mission above all.

>We hand the sword over to him. Avoiding an international incident is part of the mission.

To think Pain handed over the 2nd Hokage's sword to such an arrogant scrub.
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>>6382505
>We hand the sword over to him. Avoiding an international incident is part of the mission.
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>>6382505
>Well, we don’t… HAVE to mention it. They lost it, we found it, so it’s pretty clearly ours.
He was probably lying about whose sword it was anyway.
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>>6382505
>We hand the sword over to him. Avoiding an international incident is part of the mission.

We are incredibly small fish in a huge pond here.
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>>6382505
“The sword’s not part of our mission either way,” you observe, “so that we can hand over to its rightful owners for a little extra good will.”

“Yeah, I guess I can see that,” Akiji-kun agrees. “At least it beats starting an international incident over it.”

You grab the man’s headband, as something like proof of the kill, before extending a bone blade from one finger. “We should also gather what we can for our own village’s purposes.”

With that bone blade you sever the strap across Rokushō’s shoulder, then you proceed to search his pockets. “I doubt he has any written orders on him, but we won’t find anything if we don’t look.”

Sure enough you find nothing in the few pockets his strange waterproof outfit even has, and so you let Akiji-kun bury the body in a hole opened up with earth release. It’s something approaching dignified – something every dead man deserves at bare minimum but that most would never expect from an enemy.



Your return to the Land of Fire is somewhat less than triumphant… in fact, you’d say your team ‘sneaks’ across the border to meet with Raidō-san. He’s waiting by a small fire, and notices you coming well before you arrive.

“You’re late,” he observes. “Did something happen?”

“We were delayed,” you tell him curtly. “I want to put more miles behind us before we rest.”

Raidō-san’s look is appraising at first, but then he seems to understand. “So it was that sort of delay… alright, there’s a town near Konoha we could reach in time to get some actual sleep. Let’s do that.”

You glance at your teammates, who seem willing to go along with anything now that the high of combat has worn off. “Bet.”



The next morning you grab a bowl of rice, a piece of fish, and some dried fruit for breakfast along with a tall glass of milk. Then you sit down across from Raidō-san, who is also up early.

“Good morning,” Raidō-san greets you calmly over his oatmeal.

You produce the sword-hilt from your pack, and lay it in front of him on the table together with the Amegakure headband you took from Rokushō Aoi’s body. It takes a moment for Raidō-san to realize what the object is, a moment in which his jaw hangs slightly open before he nearly chokes on his food.

“Where did you get this!?” he hisses, glancing around the empty room.

“Off a dead man,” you answer quietly. “He claimed that his name was Rokushō Aoi.”

“A dead man told you that?”

“He wasn’t dead when he said it.”
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>>6382762
“He also claimed he was a jōnin, so I took everything he said with some skepticism.”

“Do you know what this is?”

You nod. “A sword that belonged to Senjū Tobirama, the Second Hokage.”

“And… you’re just… giving me this?” he asks.

“It belongs to your village,” you answer. “Any intel we end up collecting from Rokushō goes back to our village first, for reasons you should be able to understand.”

“Because you were ambushed somehow.”

“Because we were ambushed,” you agree. “There may be some way to discern who leaked information on our mission, and I want Yugakure to have the first chance to learn of it.”

“You can’t trust that if the leak was on our end, we would tell you that,” Raidō-san muses. “It’s a good instinct. Even allies can’t always count on each others’ own internal politics.”

He looks at the sword-hilt for a moment longer, before taking it and tucking it away. He does the same with the headband. “And so ends the story of Rokushō Aoi… he got the promotion he wanted, but I guess what we want isn’t always good for us.”

“Thank you, and your team. You’ve done our village a good turn, and I’ll make sure Lord Third knows it.”



The return journey doesn’t take long, and your team’s strength is recovered with just a few hours in proper beds and a decent breakfast. Before you know it, you’re handing Rokushō’s remaining belongings over to Yuru-sensei after your team gave their report. Then you take the container off your back, the one that all this trouble was over.

You don’t set it down immediately.

>Whatever is in this container can’t be worth whatever it will end up costing.
>Keep your doubts to yourself for the time being.
>Other?
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>>6382771
Hmm, man, he didn't even root around in our packs while we were sleeping or anything. Just let us present the sword to him, wouldn't have be any wiser had we not. We did a good deed, which I suppose is its own reward, but we totally could've kept it. Wouldn't have been any use in the chunin exams, since there's no way it wouldn't be noticed, then we'd be in big trouble. But if we kept it for missions, unless we happened to run into a knowledgeable ninja from Konoha with the blade unsheathed, no one would ever know.

Still, I won't complain about some major good will with Konoha.

>Whatever is in this container can’t be worth whatever it will end up costing.

Wait a second. This is pure speculation, but there was all these parallels between the Land of Medicines and our own newfound homeland. Along with the theme about how they were trying to 'forget war', and the loss of purpose that came along with it. Plus there were extended scenes revolving around medicines and drugs.

What I'm getting at is: is our daimyo trying to drug our population, or just the ninjas in order to make them docile and easily controllable, or less aggressive? To 'forget war', in order to clamp down on the rising Jashinist movement?

But yeah, Shadowruns aside, I don't actually see much reason why we would have doubts about this package. Sure, it was a lot of trouble that got another village's ninja after us. But as far as we know, it is just medicine. They could've just been after us because it is valuable. Until we know more, I wouldn't go too hard on the doubts.
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>>6382771
>Whatever is in this container can’t be worth whatever it will end up costing.
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>>6382771
>Keep your doubts to yourself for the time being.
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>>6382771
>Whatever is in this container can’t be worth whatever it will end up costing.
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>>6382771
>Whatever is in this container can’t be worth whatever it will end up costing.

Our job was to carry this container here and that's it. No need to muck around with it.

>>6382785

And we are going to join their Chunin exams at some point so this gains us a bit of near immediate goodwill too.
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>>6382771
“I don’t know what sort of ‘medicine’ needs to be transported in a shock-isolated, moisture-sealed steel container,” you observe, “nor what sort of ‘medicine’ a hidden village would assign the contested theft of as a shinobi mission.”

Yuru-sensei quite literally folds even to that slight pressure. “It’s a weapon.”

“That was quick,” Hiroshi-kun muses.

“You knew the whole time?” Akiji-kun asks.

“Secrecy was the Daimyō’s requirement,” Yuru-sensei confirms. “Had I suspected there was a leak on the Daimyō’s side I wouldn’t have agreed to it… from here on, that matter will be pursued by chūnin. Kids shouldn’t have to solve all of our problems for us, and the three of you have an exam to prepare for anyway.”



In the home left to you by Fujio-san and Hiyori-san, you set up some equipment to examine your new samples. Outside in the garden, you enrich a small plot with some bones that have already been removed from your body, which you take a few moments to reduce to dust and mix into the soil. In the mean time, a centrifuge spins with a quiet whirring.

>1d20, best of three
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>6383044

Dice my beloved!
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>>6383046

Cruel mistress!
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>6383044
Nothing like tending the soil, even if our chakras aren't earth-aligned.
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>>6383055
Egads
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>>6383056

The dice are not with us clearly.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>6383044
I'll save us!
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>>6383059
I did it guys! I saved Christmas!
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>>6383044
While you have no doubt that Tsunade-sensei or Shizune-senpai could figure this out in short order, a week of work only tells you that the active ingredient in kotarō is a metabolite of some process that occurs within the body of the Kodon clansman trying to produce it. But it’s not clear which of several compounds is actually doing the heavy lifting, what the initial inputs or the metabolic process involved look like, or what protein facilitates the key pathways of action. In short, there are simply too many compounds that MIGHT do what you want, and too many ways in which they MIGHT accomplish that for it to be easily understood.

The surgical plan intended to introduce kleptotoxic glands into your own body is much simpler to straighten out, but without a compound to store and produce there the surgery itself is hardly worth pursuing right now. That's despite the fact that your unique body would make the recovery period no more than what you’d expect from an outpatient procedure.

Likewise, the critical plant involved in the process seems to have taken to its new environment (and feeding regimen) with surprising vigor. If only you could figure out how to use it…

>Try taking the kotarō yourself and observing the effects, see if that gives you a clearer picture of what components have which effects on what parts of your anatomy. Use medical ninjutsu to limit the effects and keep a clear head.
>If kotarō behaves like genjutsu it effects the nervous system. Use that information to limit your focus to a few possibilities, and start trying to synthesize it through “brute force”. The scientific equivalent of raking a lock.
>The slowest solution is the one with guaranteed success – and that involves modeling all of the likely chemical processes, and predicting how the metabolites produced would interact with other available compounds.
>Other?
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>>6383084
>The slowest solution is the one with guaranteed success – and that involves modeling all of the likely chemical processes, and predicting how the metabolites produced would interact with other available compounds.

Take your time with this, don't muck around and do your utmost to study this thing over and through.
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>>6383084
>Try taking the kotarō yourself and observing the effects, see if that gives you a clearer picture of what components have which effects on what parts of your anatomy. Use medical ninjutsu to limit the effects and keep a clear head.

No doubt it will require a roll. A little mad science never hurt anyone, right?! Surely there will be no harmful (side)effects on someone still reeling from parental loss! But yes, we don't want this one thing to hinder our progress on advancing our other skills. And of course we'd like for it to actually be on time for the chunin exam.

Man, if we can get this to work, we'd be a terror on the battlefield. This could help us mitigate our weakness against genjutsu, and give us a poison that has genjutsu effects. Our wind release gives us stealth, resistance to lightning chakra release, and a weak (so far) ranged offensive option that can be used defensively against projectiles. On top of that we're a melee monster with our bloodline technique.
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>>6383084
We do need to get this before the exam, but putting it in ourselves without understanding is dangerous.
>If kotarō behaves like genjutsu it effects the nervous system. Use that information to limit your focus to a few possibilities, and start trying to synthesize it through “brute force”. The scientific equivalent of raking a lock.
The best solution, I think, is to find a good enough stopgap. There'll be time for research later.
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>>6383105
Thinking on it, I think both the 'raking the lock' method and taking kotaro will require rolls. One is safer, the other is faster, yes. But I think taking kotaro will actually have the easier roll, just with worse effects for failure, or it might be two rolls, with the second being easier if the first succeeds. I say this because taking kotaro reads as us directly getting information, rather than theorizing. Hence why I think we should go with the drug use option. Maybe we should...go to the clinic to take it, just so we have someone around us.

Damn, I just remembered we don't have Tsubaki-no-mai, and the whole bit about the advantages of a sword over having a blade stuck to your arm. Another missed opportunity with the second Hokage's sword. Also another reason to try and get through our research fast, so we have time to fix this problem. The chunin exam was said to be fast approaching before we departed for our most recent mission. We may not have finished researching kotaro by the time it arrives if we take the slowest method.
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>>6383084
>Try taking the kotarō yourself and observing the effects, see if that gives you a clearer picture of what components have which effects on what parts of your anatomy. Use medical ninjutsu to limit the effects and keep a clear head
Drugs!
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>>6383084
>1d20, best of three
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>6383246
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>6383115
That seems like an accurate assessment. I'm just wary of the risks of poisoning ourselves without an antidote on-hand.

>>6383246
Oh fuck, here we go. If nothing else this will be a learning experience.
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>6383246
Nat 20!
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>>6383246
There are a few more tests you can run on the kotarō, and so you run them in a marathon sprint all the next day taking only short breaks to eat a simple midday meal or get yourself some water. But once those tests you can think of to run are concluded and the kotarō has been cataloged, you take what is to your mind the ‘next logical step’ and trial it.

You introduce it to a vein in your arm, and use your chakra to try to concentrate your senses on the results.

It’s not like a typical poison in that there’s no dramatic local reaction. The first signs that it’s actually done anything at all come several minutes later, with a change of sensation in your face. Looking in a mirror confirms that your eyes are drooping, and that your facial muscles are no longer responsive. That onset period is very brief, especially considering the latency period preceding it, and is followed immediately by a genjutsu effect taking hold.

The experience doubles your vision, causes a quiet sound like birds chirping in your ears, and disturbs your sense of balance all seemingly at once. It would make fighting, at least with any sort of effectiveness, difficult without finding some sort of workaround. Maybe the most insidious point is that dispelling the genjutsu through the regular method all academy students learn the principles of only seems to work temporarily, although all of the actual effects can be suppressed with medical ninjutsu until the effects fade naturally in half an hour or so.

“So that’s what I’m looking for,” you muse aloud.

You could already have guessed that it would likely be an alkaloid, which is true of a wide variety of plant-based toxins, but the progression of symptoms fairly closely mimics the progression of botulism. So that suggests a similar pathway of action, which in turn suggests a similar structure so as to bind to similar sites in the cranial nerves. That site makes the most sense, as it’s fairly similar to how most genjutsu techniques are meant to hijack the victim’s nervous system and are countered by exciting those areas with chakra to break the delicate control exerted over them.

That… actually makes it pretty obvious which compound is causing the genjutsu effect, and from there it becomes a bit easier to see how that compound is metabolized from existing compounds within the plant they’re drawn from. It has to be a two-step process, which is why it was so difficult to work backwards from the total sum of the metabolites. By knowing the pathway of action you can even select a few proteins drawn from your time working with mountain habu venom that will facilitate the interaction.
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>>6383403
In other words… you theoretically have all the building blocks necessary to start working on this technique. You still have two days to get under way. It would have to start with surgery… on a snake.

>It makes sense to wait until you can have Tsunade-sensei monitoring your efforts.
>You don’t want to ask Tsunade-sensei to help a rival to her nation’s genin more than she has.
>Other?
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>>6383404
>You don’t want to ask Tsunade-sensei to help a rival to her nation’s genin more than she has.
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>>6383404
>>You don’t want to ask Tsunade-sensei to help a rival to her nation’s genin more than she has.
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>>6383404
>You don’t want to ask Tsunade-sensei to help a rival to her nation’s genin more than she has.
If we don't have our principles, we have nothing.
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>>6383404
It may as well be now. The only benefit to waiting would be that if you did you could probably convince Tsunade-sensei or Shizune-senpai to be there watching out for you while you do it, but you wouldn’t want to put them on the spot by asking. After all, even if they’re not particularly close with Konohagakure at the moment it would still mean giving a pretty significant leg up to a rival for their own homeland’s genin.



Udon, the mountain habu you caught back during your time as an academy student as part of Tsunade-sensei’s instruction, has always put the lie to what so many people seem to think about keeping snakes. He’s always been well-behaved, and has only ever bitten you once – after that he seemed to get the picture that doing so again won’t accomplish anything. Now he mostly suns himself under his lamp, and enjoys being scratched under his chin.

He doesn’t seem to realize that you were the one who knocked him unconscious with a dose of gas, which lets you inject him with something that should keep him out a little longer. Using a chakra scalpel you make the incisions to expose his secondary toxic glands, before removing them using the scalpel and a set of forceps. You keep them cool as you carefully reroute the bloodflow, using careful grafting and precise application of the mystical palm with one fingertip. Then, after disinfecting one more time, you close up the incisions as though they were never there and return Udon to his tank.

He shouldn’t miss the glands, and at this rate will live a fairly long life in captivity.



It’s tricky to set up the mirrors and lighting required to perform surgery on your own back, but shikotsumyaku makes it a little easier to get things out of the way. The incisions need to be at the top of your shoulder, with forceps that keep the muscles separated to expose your scapula. The gland itself needs to go in between the scapula and your ribs – below the base of the coracoid and behind the glenoid, set deep into the periostium. That integrates them into the bloodflow into and out of your skeleton around the shoulder girdle, and down towards your fingertips, as well as providing a convenient juncture to the nerves descending through the suprascapular notch.

First the left side. And then the right.
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>>6383468
You test the range of motion at your shoulder and find it satisfactory – no interference between the movement of the scapula and the new glands, no obvious swelling from the trauma. So far as you can see, the surgery was a complete success. The first thing you do to test the results is inject a mix of the ‘accessory’ proteins from habu venom in a solution, forming a hand seal and concentrating chakra in your shoulders to draw the solution there and concentrate it.

This seems to work well enough, although it will take time to draw in enough alkaloids from the plants – you trim some of the leaves and dry them in an oven to make tea later, and add some of the flowers which you dry the same way. The taste is less than ideal, somewhat more bitter even than matcha, and so to try to trick yourself you choose to grind the flowers and leaves together into a powder.

The rest… is simply a matter of patience.



You and your teammates find yourselves called back to Yuru-sensei’s office.

“The time has come to show the fruits of your effort,” Yuru-sensei informs you. “You mission will be to attend the Chūnin exams in Konohagakure, and to make it as far as you can in the competition. The further you make it, the more opportunity you will have to show what the next generation of Yugakure shinobi can do.”

He glances specifically at you. “Ryōko-kun, part of the application process involves forwarding your shinobi registration details to the hosting village. This means that your clan name will become known to one of our allies.”

>I’ll try to keep my clan and kekkei genkai hidden for as long as I can anyway. Use it as a surprise.
>That’s fine. Hiding who I am puts my team at a disadvantage, and makes it hard to show myself off.
>Other?
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>>6383515
>I’ll try to keep my clan and kekkei genkai hidden for as long as I can anyway. Use it as a surprise.

This is one thing worth Shadowrunning. Keep it hidden as long as possible before revealing it at the moment when we really need it.
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>>6383515
>I’ll try to keep my clan and kekkei genkai hidden for as long as I can anyway. Use it as a surprise.
Best to keep our identity under wraps for as long as possible.
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>>6383515
>I’ll try to keep my clan and kekkei genkai hidden for as long as I can anyway. Use it as a surprise.
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>>6383515
>That’s fine. Hiding who I am puts my team at a disadvantage, and makes it hard to show myself off.
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>>6383515
>I’ll try to keep my clan and kekkei genkai hidden for as long as I can anyway. Use it as a surprise.
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>>6383515
>I’ll try to keep my clan and kekkei genkai hidden for as long as I can anyway. Use it as a surprise.
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>>6383515
“I think I would prefer to keep my kekkei genkai hidden, at least at first,” you decide. It’s a balancing act to be fair, between the stated point of your participation and the shinobi tool of deception. “And if I’m forced to use it, I’ll try to keep it discrete until it will make the strongest impression.”

Yuru-sensei nods thoughtfully. “I understand. We’ll have to trust the Hokage and his retinue not to over-share the details.”



You soon set out on the way to Konohagakure, and along the way you and your team report on your progress over the last few weeks.

“I’ve been working on my earth release,” Akiji-kun starts you off. “I’m pretty confident in my earth-release sling bullets, and I can soften the ground into mud as a trap now.”

You offer the next bit of information. “I completed a surgery my mentor and I had planned, which should let me lace my bones with poison.”

“Should?” Akiji-kun repeats curiously.

“It will take time to build up and store the ingredients,” you admit. “I solved how kotarō works, so that is the ‘poison’ I plan to use. I’ve also worked on the accuracy and power of my Teshi Sendan, though not as much as I could have had I not been working with the kotarō.”

“I see,” Akiji-kun nods, “that sounds suitably nasty. Hiroshi-kun, what’s up with you?”

“My stamina still isn’t as good as either of you,” Hiroshi-kun admits, “so that’s why I tried to work on my chakra control.”

Smart… there’s no easy way to build stamina quickly, but if you improve your chakra control while building your stamina the normal way it lets you stretch what you have to make it go further.

“Still no offensive ninjutsu?” Akiji-kun asks.

Hiroshi-kun nods. “That fight with the Amegakure guy took it out of me. It’d be one thing if I could guarantee a hit, but missing with a water bullet would be… rough.”

“Granted,” you reply. “If you ever need a moment let us know, okay?”

“Yeah,” Akiji-kun agrees. “We’re a team, right?”

After a moment, Hiroshi-kun nods. “Alright, I get you.”
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>>6383876
Your welcome into Konohagakure is… somewhat less than warm. The cold light of morning is choked out by a blanket of fog, and the dark shape of a great gate looms across the road in front of you. This is the entrance to Konoha, and nearby is a small guard station where two men in flak jackets check your documents.

“Exam candidates from Yugakure?” the one with a bandage draped over the bridge of his nose asks with a sly smile. “That’s unusual. Hey Izumo, didn’t we have special orders about these three?”

The one with his hair down over his right eye sighs. “Yeah Kotetsu, we’re supposed to send them to the Hokage’s office, remember?”

To the Hokage’s office? Straight away?

“You can take them then, right Izumo-kun?” Kotetsu-san smiles.

Izumo-san seems unimpressed. “And leave you to slack off here at the gate? I don’t think so. You go take them to the Hokage’s office, Kotetsu. I’ll handle things here.”

“Come on, you don’t have to say it like that…”



Your escort leads you to a large round building with red walls, two levels of roof tiles, and a flat top with white pillars that probably serves as a meeting area. There’s a large round sign near the topmost roof with the sign for Fire prominently displayed, and wires run in and out of the building across the tiles.

Upstairs, there’s a circular office open to the air on all sides. In that office, there is a desk. Behind that desk, sits an old man in a red robe and a white haori.

“Please,” he gestures to three chairs across the desk from him. “I was hoping to have the chance to speak with you.”

After exchanging glances with your teammates, you sit as instructed. He then places the weapon you returned to this village on the desk. “Am I correct in thinking that it was you who are primarily responsible for defeating Rokushō Aoi, Kaguya Ryōko-kun?”

>It was a team effort, Lord Hokage. I will not take sole credit.
>I faced him directly and landed the fatal blow, that is true.
>It almost sounds as though that is an accusation, Lord Hokage.
>Other?
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>>6383882
>It was a team effort, Lord Hokage. I will not take sole credit.

I mean, it is true. Our teammates were responsible for the clones that took the initial brunt of the attack when our ambush failed, distracted Aoi, let us gather information about his capabilities, and provided support during our final fatal manoeuvre. I'm not sure they could've killed him on their own with the two of them, but I'm not sure Aoi would've defeated them either. It's not like we were the only one to face him directly either.
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>>6383882
>>It was a team effort, Lord Hokage. I will not take sole credit.
>>6383886 support what anon said
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>>6383882
>It was a team effort, Lord Hokage. I will not take sole credit.
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>>6383882
>It was a team effort, Lord Hokage. I will not take sole credit.
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>>6383882
>Absolutely correct lord Hokage. Not only were my teammates of no help whatsoever, I would even say they were actively detrimental during the fight.
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>>6383882
“It was a team effort,” you reply calmly. “I will not claim sole credit when each of us played an important part.”

The Third Hokage strokes his beard for a moment, looking your team over. “I see. And may I ask, did you ever consider keeping the sword of the Raijin?”

“Briefly,” you admit.

“But we agreed pretty quickly that it belongs here,” Akiji-kun adds.

“I might’ve wanted to keep it if he hadn’t said what it was before,” Hiroshi-kun begins, before recalling that the Hokage probably knew the blade’s previous wielder, before he defected.

“Before he passed,” the Third Hokage completes the thought with a nod, shutting his eyes for a moment. “Yugakure has not sent a genin team for years, and yet this year they send the team which defeated a criminal listed in our Bingo Book and returned a personal possession of my own sensei. I wished to take a moment to get a feel for the three of you, so please forgive an old man’s indulging his curiosity.”

So… the Third Hokage was a student of the Second? You mentioned to Kakashi-san that it sounded like the Uchiha clan were largely cut out of the upper echelon of Konohagakure’s politics, but it sounds like the problem was even more prevalent than you thought back then if the first non-Senjū hokage was a student of the younger brother.

That having been admitted, the Third Hokage – whatever his virtues or faults may have been when he succeeded the Second – now strikes you as something of a doting older figure.

The Third Hokage clears his throat and continues. “In any event, it is my pleasure to extend the hospitality of Konohagakure to all our guests for the Chūnin Exams. We have booked rooms for you in our hot springs district – they may not quite be up to your usual standards, but I hope you will find them familiar and relaxing after the journey to our village.”

“The examinations will begin the day after tomorrow, so please feel free to enjoy your time until then.”
>1/2
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>>6384366
After being escorted by another uniformed chūnin across the expansive village to the hotel you’ve been given a room in, you take the opportunity to settle in and get yourself cleaned up before taking a soak. Once your muscles are sufficiently relaxed and your hair is clean and arranged, your stomach decides to make itself known.

>Gather your team together and make a decision what to eat.
>Just stay at the hotel and eat whatever they have available.
>Head out and look for some sort of local spot to get some food.
>Other?
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>>6384378
>Head out and look for some sort of local spot to get some food.
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>>6384378
>Head out and look for some sort of local spot to get some food.

It’s ramen time baby
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>>6384378
>Head out and look for some sort of local spot to get some food.
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>>6384378
>>Head out and look for some sort of local spot to get some food.
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>>6384378
>Head out and look for some sort of local spot to get some food.
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>>6384378
>1d6, taking the first roll only
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Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>6384716
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>>6384716
You leave a note between the sliding doors to your room and head out into Konohagakure, wearing your own Yugakure headband proudly. This attracts a few confused glances of course, which is predictable given where you are, but a glance is as far as anyone goes. There are plenty of options for where you could eat an afternoon meal, but nothing strikes you as something that you absolutely couldn’t simply walk past.

Eventually, after wandering for some time, you duck into a small noodle place of the sort you could probably find anywhere, with just six stools in front of a counter, a kitchen in back, and a single-family apartment upstairs. You take a seat at the far left of the counter to give yourself some space from the two people already seated – a blonde-haired boy in a loud orange outfit, and a dark-haired boy in blue with a symbol like a red-and-white hand fan emblazoned on his back. Both wear the standard headband of their village, marking them as genin.

The dark-haired boy watches you from the corner of his eye from the moment you would’ve become visible to him.

“Man, nothing beats a good meal after training!” the blonde chuckles happily to himself.

The dark-haired boy seems much more restrained. “You should really learn to cook.”

“For someone who likes to nag about my diet you didn’t argue today, Sasuke,” the blonde counters.

“That’s because you insisted on ‘one last spar’ five times, Naruto,” Sasuke grumbles.

“Yeah well, I hate leaving off on a loss,” Naruto insists before slurping down a mouthful of noodles.

A girl several years older than you with brown hair comes out from the kitchen to ask if you’ve had enough time with the menu, to which you answer by ordering a bowl of tonkotsu with pork, vegetables, and black garlic oil. If she notices your foreign headband she makes no sign of it, and heads back into the kitchen to get your order started.

“Hey,” you hear the boy who’s apparently named ‘Naruto’ address you. “I haven’t seen you before.”

>Introduce yourself politely. This isn’t your village after all, so you should be a good guest.
>Keep it short and simple. You don’t want to engage with anyone just now if you don’t have to.
>You’re just here to eat, and would rather do so in peace.
>Other?
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>>6384780
>Introduce yourself politely. This isn’t your village after all, so you should be a good guest.
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>Introduce yourself politely. This isn’t your village after all, so you should be a good guest.
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>>6384780
>Introduce yourself politely. This isn’t your village after all, so you should be a good guest.
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>>6384780
>I don’t talk to losers, send Sasuke over instead
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>>6384780
>>You’re just here to eat, and would rather do so in peace.
be all mysterious
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>>6384780
>>You’re just here to eat, and would rather do so in peace.

I will go with this just because I can't imagine being able to enjoy the meal in silence if the yellow geek is all loud over it.
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>>6384780
>Introduce yourself politely. This isn’t your village after all, so you should be a good guest.
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>>6384780
>You’re just here to eat, and would rather do so in peace.

Both because I feel it fits us, given that we'd probably spend most of our recent days alone, or just with our teammates, and because the thought of annoying Naruto and then him forming an impromptu rivalry with us for no reason amuses me.
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>>6384780
>You’re just here to eat, and would rather do so in peace.
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>>6384780
“You wouldn’t have,” you point out, lightly tapping your finger against the Yugakure emblem on your headband. “I’m not from around here.”

“That’s the symbol of Yugakure,” the one named ‘Sasuke’ explains for his companion. “She’s a foreign shinobi. The real question is…”

Naruto seems to have a different question on his mind, and he asks it. “So… you’re a girl, right?”

There’s a moment of silence.

“… have you never seen one?” you ask.

“Well, the last time I thought I met a pretty kunoichi they turned out to be a boy, so I’m really hoping my eyes aren’t just broken or something.”

“Then there’s no need to worry,” you reply, turning your attention to your hashi.

“That’s a relie-”

“You’re not my type.”

You snap the hashi apart while Naruto-kun attempts to process that, then set them aside. Sasuke-kun is forced to suppress a laugh at Naruto-kun’s expense for a few seconds before returning to the topic at hand.

“Like I was about to say,” Sasuke-kun eventually continues, “the real question is what a foreign kunoichi is doing in our village.”

“My name is Ryōko,” you introduce yourself. “My team and I are here by invitation.”

Your order comes out quickly and interrupts any further conversation, carried by an older man who seems genuinely proud of his work. And when you taste that work, you have to admit his pride is well-justified – the bone broth is velvety and flavorful, and the ingredients swimming in that broth are all perfectly prepared. The next time you see the owner you thank him graciously for the meal.

“I’m heading home,” Sasuke-kun declares to Naruto-kun, after the two seemingly finish their own meals as well.

Naruto-kun seems to have other plans. “You sure? There’s still plenty of day left, ya know?”

“Kakashi-sensei wants to meet us early tomorrow, remember?”

Ah, so these are the students Kakashi-san mentioned?

>Keep it to yourself… but you see what he meant, especially with Naruto-kun.
>Mention that you’ve met their sensei, and that they’re likely to see many new faces soon.
>Ask them if Kakashi-san has mentioned the chūnin exams to them yet.
>Other?
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Ah, I see things swung the other way since when I started writing. That's my bad, I haven't had a chance to check since my lunch break.
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>>6385200
I laughed.

>Ask if you can come and watch them tomorrow morning with your team. A perfect opportunity to gather intel on the competition, and on an unfamiliar jōnin.

If they don't bring up the chūnin exams or that we've met Kakashi, then all the better for us. Avoid giving them the impetus to train hard earlier, or go probing into our own skill set. Friendly but aloof.
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>>6385202
No worries, there was a humourous moment, I laughed, doubt the other anons are salty. It was tied anyways.
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>>6385200
>Keep it to yourself… but you see what he meant, especially with Naruto-kun.
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>>6385200
>Keep it to yourself… but you see what he meant, especially with Naruto-kun.
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>>6385200
>Keep it to yourself… but you see what he meant, especially with Naruto-kun.

Heh, think Ryoko could’ve preened a bit more at the compliment, but it was a very cute interaction.
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>>6385200
>Ask them if Kakashi-san has mentioned the chūnin exams to them yet.
Get ahead of them stalking us.
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>>6385200
>Keep it to yourself… but you see what he meant, especially with Naruto-kun.

This went just like I wanted it to go, a fun little interaction with the yellow goober while we eat in peace.
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>>6385200
You decide to keep this observation to yourself, but you do see Kakashi-san’s point… particularly with Naruto-kun, who absolutely strikes you as a rookie. Sasuke-kun seems to be a little more composed, but he also didn’t realize how ridiculous it would be for a foreign shinobi to have snuck into Konohagakure only to catch themselves out by going out for a meal wearing the wrong headband.

“So,” Naruto-kun turns his attention back towards you after his teammate leaves. “You wanna see some of the village? Apparently I’ve got time, ya know.”

You consider the offer for a moment, then shrug. “The alternative is wandering around aimlessly, so sure. I might as well.”



Over an hour or two you see some good views of the Hokage Rock which overlooks the whole village. You also get to see Kikyō Castle, with its golden fish tile ornaments and its gardens, although Naruto-kun admits that he doesn’t know much about it. He points out dozens of restaurants along the way back including a yakiniku place and a bakery.

At one point, Naruto-kun seems to recognize someone. “Ah, Sakura-chan! Over here!”

A strawberry-blonde girl, probably the same age as Naruto-kun and Sasuke-kun, seems a little annoyed to be shouted out to like that – but then seems confused to see you.

“Naruto-kun… who is that?” she asks.

“Ryōko,” you introduce yourself. “I was invited here with my team from Yugakure.”

Sakura-kun seems suspicious, so you flash your documents quickly, covering your clan name with your thumb until you can fold them back up and put them away. “Naruto-kun here was kind enough to show me around a bit.”

“He was, was he?” Sakura-kun turns her suspicion towards Naruto-kun. “What’ve you been showing her exactly? You weren’t telling her anything weird, were you?”

“What do you mean, Sakura-chan?” Naruto-kun asks innocently. “I just showed her the castle and some places to eat while she’s here, and I was gonna show her the Academy, ya know?”

“Well then I’d better tag along to make sure,” Sakura-chan insists, crossing her arms.

“Okay, that’s fine!” Naruto-kun agrees immediately, blushing slightly.



It turns out that the pink-haired girl is the third member of Kakashi-san’s team of genin, and out of the three is probably the smartest – at least, when it comes to general knowledge and ‘book-smarts’. You’d be curious to see whether that translates at all into practical skills.

She does give you a substantial amount of factual details about the village and its history… in fact, more facts than you really cared to know.
>1/2
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>>6385976
As your tour approaches the Academy building, you become aware of the fact that you’re being shadowed. After a few minutes, Naruto-kun stops short and turns to stare at a stone-patterned box in the middle of the road.

“Come out, Konohamaru!” he demands, pointing dramatically at the box. “I know it’s you!”

The box shines dramatically for a moment, before exploding in a large burst of smoke. From the smoke you hear coughing, as though the occupants of the box weren’t fully prepared for the amount of smoke they had used. When that clears, you find that three academy students were packed in together – a runt of a boy with a long scarf, a wimpy-looking boy with glasses, and a girl in pigtails.

“So you caught me, boss!?” the runt with the scarf declares loudly. “It’s to be expected, but I’ve been working on my ninjutsu too, so don’t think I’m done yet!”

He forms the ram hand seal. “Henge: Oiro-”

“Knock it off!” Sakura-kun roars, thumping the brat over the head with her fist and disrupting whatever technique he was about to use. “Don’t go using weird techniques in front of guests to our village!”

Then she rounds on Naruto-kun, grabbing him by the collar and shaking him. “Naruto! What have you been teaching these kids!? Huh!?”

In the mean time ‘those kids’ take off running, trying to escape from Saukra-kun’s overblown wrath… in exactly the wrong direction.

“Hey wait-”

Your warning doesn’t prevent the kid in the blue scarf from running straight into a genin in black, wearing the emblem of Sunagakure on his headband and a purple pattern on his face. On his back is a strange bundle wrapped in bandages. A few paces behind him is a girl, probably right about your age, with blonde hair and a giant folding fan across her back.

The collision knocks the boy flat on his butt, and the Suna genin looks down at him. The older boy’s expression shifts from a moment of puzzlement to something more mischievous.

“Oh? What have we here?” the boy asks, reaching down to grab the runt by his scarf and lift him bodily from the ground. “A brat, huh? Can’t say I like brats, especially not the kind that make trouble.”

The blonde girl in back makes no move either way, but seems more annoyed by her companion’s behavior if anything.

>You can say the same thing about ‘troublemakers’, and this newcomer is the biggest one here.
>The blonde girl is probably seeing how this plays out. It’s not the worst approach you could take.
>You’ve all clearly gotten off on the wrong foot – how about afternoon tea and snacks to unwind?
>Other?
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>>6386123
>You’ve all clearly gotten off on the wrong foot – how about afternoon tea and snacks to unwind?
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>>6386123
>The blonde girl is probably seeing how this plays out. It’s not the worst approach you could take.
>If things get hairy, then pick sides, but before that just stand back.

We don't know Naruto and others that well so we really don't need to stand up for them, but if these Suna geeks start causing trouble, yeah then try to discourage them from further action.
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>>6386123
>>You’ve all clearly gotten off on the wrong foot – how about afternoon tea and snacks to unwind?
It is just a little twerp calm your ass down.
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>>6386123
“I understand you had a long trip,” you interrupt the unfolding drama, “but how about…”

“Hey you!” Naruto-kun interrupts your interruption, starting to charge at the intruders. “Put him down!”

The Suna genin moves the fingers of his left hand, just slightly, and Naruto-kun goes sprawling face-first onto the ground. He’s up again a moment later, and takes a wary hop backwards as he tries to figure out what just happened. You didn’t quite catch it yourself, but you know that the Suna-nin must have used some trick just now.
>1d20, best of three
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>6386279
I remembered how to roll!
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>6386279
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>6386279
Looks like it is up to me to save Christmas, yet again!
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>>6386316
Nice one, the grinch would like to hire you.
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>>6386279
“How about,” you begin again, “you put the twerp down, and we can all go have afternoon tea and snacks to unwind?”

The Suna genin just laughs, still holding the kid by his collar. “I’d heard Yugakure ninja were all losers, but this is just too much! How about I clobber this brat first, then deal with you?”

He cocks his arm back, ready to make good on his threat… only to find your fist planted firmly in his face. His head snaps back and he staggers, and most importantly he drops the kid who you push behind you even as you slide back into a ready stance.

When the Suna genin starts to recover his eyes are full of rage, and his nose is bleeding.

“Kankuro!?” the girl behind him shouts in surprise, her eyes now fixed on you and her hand on her fan. “You okay?”

“Stay out of this, Temari!” the boy demands, reaching for the thing on his back.

“So… is that a no on the tea?” you ask through your raised guard.

“You think!?” Kankuro shouts back. “When I’m done with you you’ll be drinking your tea through a -”

“Shut up, Kankuro,” a new voice growls from somewhere above and behind you.

You spare a glance in that direction to spy a red-haired boy, about Naruto-kun’s size, with what looks to be a ceramic gourd on his back. He’s standing suspended upside-down under a tree branch, a bit like the world’s strangest bat.

“Gaara!” Kankuro recognizes the newcomer immediately, his aggression from just moments before completely gone. “When did you get here?”

That’s a good question. His approach was impressively stealthy – you only noticed him at the last second. The insult against your village made you careless.

“You’re embarrassing yourself,” Gaara continues. “If you can’t win the fight don’t pick it in the first place.”

He vanishes in a swirl of sand and dust, before reappearing the same way behind Temari-kun and Kankuro-kun. “Let’s go.”

“So no tea then?” you repeat your question.

Gaara glances over his shoulder at you. “Another time.”

The nasty look in his eyes makes you doubt his sincerity.
>1/2
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>>6386411
After the trio from Sunagakure have left, you finally allow yourself to relax slightly. Turning, you see that the two members of Kakashi-san’s team are looking at you in surprise.

“That speed,” Sakura-kun muses, “that was Shunshin, right? I’ve never seen it used in a fight like that before.”

>That… wasn’t a ninjutsu. That was just a regular punch.
>Just ignore it. Apologize for the trouble and excuse yourself.
>Other?
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>>6386440
>Just ignore it. Apologize for the trouble and excuse yourself.

Apologise for your tardy behaviour, there's no excuses for this sort of stuff even if Yugakure was getting slagged. This Kankuro just dragged you down to his level.
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>>6386440
>That… wasn’t a ninjutsu. That was just a regular punch.
Sakura will end up taking a very similar path we take and it will be hilarious if she gets serious about being a medicnin or taijutsu early. That would make her a proper monster and threat despite her commoner background if she hadn't wasted so much time.

Also be nice to our fellow apprentice as senior sister by giving her the tip.
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>>6386440
>That… wasn’t a ninjutsu. That was just a regular punch.
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>>6386440
>That… wasn’t a ninjutsu. That was just a regular punch.
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>>6386440
>That… wasn’t a ninjutsu. That was just a regular punch.

It would be wiser to opt for deception, but they've been too kind to us for me to care about that now.

But yeah, apologies for escalating and all that.

Man though, the Suna kids are the last ones I'd wanna piss off. Was gonna say that Gaara and Rock Lee are two of the only genin that I can't see us beating one on one, but thinking about it, there are a lot of potentially tough fights, almost one per team. Even if we have the potential to be just a straight up better Kimimaro, we aren't nearly there yet.
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>>6386458
I would personally love it if we could fight Rock Lee. We would gain by far the most if we fought him. Garaa would suck on the other hand. The only way we could win is if we poisoned him and even then, he would just go beast mode on us. I wanna fight Rock Lee because that would force us to reconsider Taijutsu entirely, which would be insane given our build.

We are much MUCH more dangerous than Kimimaro. Tsunade quizzed us and we let slip that we didn't suffer any side effects unlike him, proving our bloodline is far stronger. Beyond that, we also have a brain and are training on how to exploit our gifts to the max to achieve immortality. MC is a very scary girl if you think about it. We just haven't reached that critical mass yet.
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>>6386474
Yeah, us versus Rock Lee would be a fun fight. Aside from our increased lethality from our bone weapons and our poison, I don't think we have a path to be victory though. Could really give us the push we need to start training to open our gates or go hard on our taijutsu. We'd have no chance against Gaara, even with poison. If we had an aerosol poison, then sure, but otherwise we have no way of penetrating his ultimate defence, even Kimimaro had trouble, iirc.

While I agree our potential is higher than Kimi, and I did recall us having no side effects, remember that we don't have curse seals to buff us. Kimi was also older in part 1 than we are, and he knew the clan dances or had developed them, whereas we don't know all of them. We just aren't there yet, and so can't expect fights to go the same way as if Kimimaro were fighting in our stead.
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>>6386812
Fighting Rock Lee really isn't about winning but rather what we would learn. It would be a complete gamechanger and make us realize the importance of Taijutsu to our plans. Far Garaa, we would probably lose although even with a scratch we could probably enrage him enough to snap from the poison. Still not a beneficial fight to have.

Kimimaro was actively dying and far weaker than his peak. So even excluding his bloodline buff he wasn't even able to reveal his true power even with the curse mark. Our bloodline is far stronger than his and we also admitted to knowing the clan techniques already. It is something we practice extensively for our research goals and unlike Kimimaro we don't get hit by the backlash from it.

Kimimaro can only really threaten us with a kamikaze rush while maxed out cursed. Which he can't do as he has to buy time. If he were at his peak, it would be a very different story since we are still so early in our character build, unlike him, who maxed out early due to health reasons. I also wouldn't be surprised if we actually knew him and were his only friend in the family. Unlike the others, we were actually chill and had a brain.
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>>6386834
Did we say we knew all the clan techniques already? Where was that? I just remember us saying we didn't know the names of some of them. Anyways, I wasn't really talking about fighting Kimimaro, just pushing back against the idea that we're as strong as him just yet.

While I could maybe see Kimimaro and us being friends, it is a bit of a stretch. I think we're a bit young to have been his peer. He's 15 right now, and we're like 12 or 13, depending on how much time has passed since we met Tsunade. We were 11 or 12 at quest start.
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>>6386834
>>6386859
This is actually an out of character discussion I think it makes sense to have, because it partly informs what Ryoko would be aware of in character. I’m not treating the shikotsumyaku as particularly rare, since in the anime scene where we see the defeated Kaguya clan members we see 25-30 bodies of which 7-10 have shikotsumyaku (bones protruding from their bodies or possible bone swords visible). So maybe a third of the clan had some skill with it depending on how you count, with Kimimaro being an outlier. Ryōko would know that her abilities place her well above average and she’s familiar with the more basic dances, but she would also know that she wouldn’t have ever been the best, and that’s part of why it makes sense for her in character to look past her kekkei genkai in developing her skills.

Out of character we don’t really see Kimimaro releasing the curse mark after helping jump Rasa, though we do see it after he fights the Sound Four, which gives us a rough estimate of where he may have been when healthy (a freaking beast). I’ve usually interpreted his use of the curse mark in the one fight we see him in being to use it as a crutch, because he wasn’t supposed to even be able to move. Some of the stuff he used against Gaara would have been stuff that nobody could have taught Ryōko about because nobody was alive at the time who could use it except for him, and he was locked up.
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>>6386859
We admitted it when talking to Tsunade, we just didn't have the best mastery in learning it despite how it was beaten into us. Basically we learned fast because we had a brain but we hadn't the time to master it. We also admitted that we didn't suffer from the drawbacks which is why Tsunade gave us the offer she did because she needed the immortality research for her own goals.

In terms of Kimimaro we are literally the only family member who isn't a fucking psycho and has a functional brain. I'd be SHOCKED if we didn't know each other and weren't friends. For obvious reasons we think he died too. He was likely a big brother to us and a major reason why we didn't grow up completely psycho like the rest.

We might not be as gentle as him but we aren't as bloodthirsty as the others either. I imagine it's gonna crush us when we find out he survived but ended up dying from a familial disease. That only WE can fix...if only we knew about it ahead of time. By the time he shows up, he is already nearly dead and on death's door. Man, that is gonna crush the poor girl. First, losing her adoptive family who weren't absolute shit. Than losing the only blood related family member she had who actually treated her like family.

Obviously its not something she would think to look into herself ahead of time because her bloodline is strong enough to not suffer the side effects. So yeah gonna be extremely shitty and heartbreaking moment to reunite with Kimimaro.
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>>6386941
Although, come to think of it. This would likely be the event that triggers Tsunade to come clean about her true plan with the MC. Now she has also lost her dearest relative and might consider bringing him back to life too...
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>>6386440
“Apologies for the display,” you offer. “Also, that wasn’t a ninjutsu.”

Sakura-kun seems confused. “What do you mean?”

“That wasn’t Shunshin,” you clarify. “That was just a regular…”

You abruptly look down to find two of the three kids – wimpy-chan and pigtails-chan – practically attached to you at the waist, crying about how scared they were for their third friend who Naruto-kun had called Konohamaru.

At first you keep your arms raised awkwardly, sure neither of what you did to deserve that level of gratitude nor what to do from here. Eventually, with just as much awkwardness, you settle on patting their heads in what you hope is a reassuring gesture.

“… punch.”

You continue this for several seconds which feel like minutes, until they seem like they’re more or less done blubbering. “… would you mind letting go of me, please?”

They do so immediately, almost frantically. “I’m not mad,” you assure them.

Saukra-kun has been watching you with surprise this whole time, ever since you told her that you didn’t use any sort of special tricks to land a blow against an opponent she didn’t even try to fight, while the look on Naruto-kun’s face has been something more like envy. He was after all the first one to try to jump in, even though you were the one who saw some success for your efforts.

“Well!” you declare, filling the silence, “my team’s probably looking for me by now… so thanks for the tour, Naruto-kun, Sakura-kun. Maybe I’ll see you around.”

Then you dash off, leaving the Konoha genin and the academy students behind.



“Why do you have a black eye?” you ask Akiji-kun when you finally meet up again that evening at the hotel.

He grimaces. “We… might’ve gotten into a fight with a team from Kusagakure.”

“Akiji-kun got us into it,” Hiroshi-kun corrects your teammate.

“Only cause they were talking trash!” Akiji-kun protests.

“I have no right to complain,” you admit. “I punched a Suna-nin in the mouth.”

Your teammates stare at you in surprise, with Hiroshi-kun finally asked the question. “How’d that happen?”

“He was about to beat up a little kid for no reason.”
>1/2
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>>6387034
“Yeah, I can see why you hit him,” Akiji-kun agrees. “I feel like all the other candidates must have bad attitudes.”

“One of the Amegakure teams was eyeing us too,” Hiroshi-kun recalls.

You frown at the news. “They didn’t approach you?”

Hiroshi-kun shakes his head. “No, no they didn’t.”

That’s good potentially good news. It’d be for the best that none of the Amegakure candidates ever find out that your team were the ones that killed one of their jōnin and deprived them of a fancy sword. You’d really rather not cause any trouble while you’re here – not because you couldn’t handle it, you’re fairly confident you could. But making trouble reflects poorly on your village, which is the opposite of why you’re here.

>Let’s stick together tomorrow, and try to avoid trouble as best we can.
>We should maybe just stay here at the hotel tomorrow, just to be sure.
>I kinda feel like snooping around tomorrow. But we should be careful.
>Other?
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>>6387110
I'm surprised someone managed to get off a clean hit on Akiji, he's quite skilled at taijutsu, if I remember right. The grass ninja that hit him might be someone to watch out for, assuming it wasn't a lucky sucker punch.

>Let’s stick together tomorrow, and try to avoid trouble as best we can.

We have a mission, but until the exam proper starts, there's no reason to deny ourselves and become shut-ins. Just be careful.
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>>6387110
>Let’s stick together tomorrow, and try to avoid trouble as best we can.
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>>6387110
>I kinda feel like snooping around tomorrow. But we should be careful.
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>>6387110
>Let’s stick together tomorrow, and try to avoid trouble as best we can.
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>>6387110
>I kinda feel like snooping around tomorrow. But we should be careful.
Live dangerously.
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>>6387110
>Let’s stick together tomorrow, and try to avoid trouble as best we can.
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>>6387110
>1d20 best of three
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>6387483
Rolling for victory in life!
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>6387483

Rolling to avoid Grinch taking the Christmas!
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>6387483
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>>6387518
You've ruined Christmas! Fitting, seeing as your ID is green like the Grinch!
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>>6387518
LOL, well shit. Diplomatic incident here we come...
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>>6387483
Before heading to bed you decide as a team to stick together through the next day, rather than present separate members which other teams might consider ‘easy pickings’, and to try as best you can to avoid trouble. Unfortunately you don’t sleep too well, and end up spending several hours on the narrow little balcony attached to your room watching the moon and sipping warm herbal tea.

So much is different about this village, almost so much so that only the moon feels like it’s the same.

This little onsen neighborhood does seem familiar, the Hokage wasn’t entirely wrong about that. But in a way it feels a little bit like looking at an insect that doesn’t realize it’s been trapped in amber for a thousand years. You can do all the things here that are available in an onsen town like your own home village, and the appearance is true to usual forms. But it all strikes you as oddly performative, meant for an audience that’s just going to go back to the bustle that defines the rest of Konohagakure. Same way that the people doing the performing will at the end of the day.

The thought that bothers you as you watch the moon is that Yugakure may be one of many smaller villages trapped in amber – entertaining tourists with your onsen and your rustic hospitality while you and your fellow Yu-nin struggle to maintain the appearance of an effective and reliable hidden village.

Seeing a problem is easy, you muse as you drift between consciousness and dream. Doing something about it isn’t.



The next morning, you head downstairs to find breakfast – white rice, miso soup, grilled freshwater eel, soft-boiled egg, and chilled pickled cucumber, eggplant, and ginger.

One more day until the chūnin exams.

“So… what do we want to do?” Hiroshi-kun asks.

“Let’s make sure we’re prepared,” Akiji-kun suggests.



It’s now nine in the morning, and you’ve confirmed that you have plenty of dried rations, shuriken, kunai, survival equipment, trap components, and all of that. Enough for a week between the three of you. You know that because you counted. Twice.

“Okay… what now?” Akiji-kun wonders aloud.

“Now,” you muse, “we go into town.”



In town you have a fairly successful run at some of the stores that catch your eye as you pass. The largest purchase is a new yukata in greens, with a simple geometric pattern in lighter-shaded lines like bellflowers and prominent crossed hawk feather devices. You also purchase an old but well cared-for tea bowl at an antique store, glazed in lovely shades of celadon with a series of gilded joints where it was once repaired.
>1/2
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>>6387607
Wearing the yukata, your usual outfit folded carefully into a shopping bag, you point out to your teammates a yakiniku restaurant – one that Naruto-kun told you about yesterday. With little else to do, your team wanders inside and takes a table near a group about your own age. The trio are obviously shinobi – one with dark hair and an expression that screams his boredom to an uncaring void, one a kunoichi with long blonde hair and a rather showy purple outfit, and a large boy who seems unusually enthusiastic about the pile of sliced tenderloin in front of him.

The dark-haired guy and the girl both seem to notice your arrival with some displeasure. The big one with the tenderloin either doesn’t notice you or doesn’t care, the line between the two being rather indistinguishable at times.

>Simply observe that it’s rude to stare.
>Ignore them. You can’t be bothered.
>Invite yourself over to their table, but be polite about it.
>Other?
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>>6387615
Ah, team 10. Great, the genius is gonna analyze the shit out of us. I wonder what's wrong. Did we make a bad name for ourselves already, or did we interrupt some team planning?

>Ignore them. You can’t be bothered.

Don't start trouble (again).
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>>6387615
>>Invite yourself over to their table, but be polite about it.
There's a trap, what do we do?
Spring the trap of course
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>>6387615
>Ignore them. You can’t be bothered.
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>>6387615
>Give them a little wave.
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>>6387615
>Ignore them. You can’t be bothered.
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>>6387615
>>Ignore them. You can’t be bothered.
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>>6387615
You can’t help yourself but offer the other table a sarcastic little wave before turning back to your own teammates. Akiji-kun seems particularly annoyed by the obvious attention – and why shouldn’t he be? It’s rude to stare at people like this, and near as you can tell the only reason you’re getting this kind of attention is because you’re from Yugakure. Either they’re suspecting you of some sort of ill intent for no other reason than the symbols on your headbands, or they’re judging you as being weak for the same flimsy reason. So when you speak up to dismiss it you’re not just speaking to Akiji-kun, you’re doing it loud enough for the other table to hear.

“Let them stare.”

After a moment and a deep breath, Akiji-kun lets it go. “Yeah, you’re right.”

“Mister,” you flag down a waiter, “can I get two orders of rib meat, one order of squid steak, two orders of eggplant, and some pickles?”

“Of course, coming right up,” the waiter begins to leave, but you catch his attention.

“Sorry, that was just for me.”

“I’ll have pork belly and okra,” Akiji-kun adds.

“Beef tongue, liver, and pickles please,” Hiroshi-kun requests.

It seems like your order may have jostled something loose in the biggest genin’s head, and he glances up at you from his own meal in progress. Unless you’re very much misreading the situation the look on his face is something like appreciation. That doesn’t last long, as eventually the other team seem to go back to their own business.

The ribs are well-marinated, with a mix of spices that doesn’t quite burn but has a depth to it that provides waves of flavor that wash over your palate. The squid has also been lightly marinated in a ponzu sauce, which provides a delightfully crisp and almost delicate counterbalance. A hearty collection of scents float around your team’s table.



Satisfied with your meal, you and your teammates pay at the front counter and head back out into the town, leaving the Konoha genin to themselves.

“I’m starting to realize something,” Akiji-kun admits as you stroll through a nearby park. “I… don’t really have any hobbies outside being a shinobi.”

You have to admit you’ve never noticed, but you’re not sure you have ‘hobbies’ either. You have your studies, your training, and your missions, but those things take up a pretty significant number of your waking hours.
>1/2
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>>6387947
“I suppose gardening counts?” you muse in response. “I don’t need to grow things to feed myself, I’m not a farmer. I simply enjoy having fresh herbs and fruits, and seeing the flowers.”

“That does sound nice,” Hiroshi-kun offers. “Too bad you can’t take it with you on extended trips like this.”

“You do anything just for fun, Hiroshi-kun?” Akiji-kun asks curiously.

“Yeah, my parents insisted I learn something ‘classy’ along with my shinobi studies,” Hiroshi-kun explains, “so I learned ikebana. It’s something I can do by myself.”

“… flowers?” Akiji-kun asks incredulously.

You shrug. “He understood the assignment. It was either that or tea.”

“You don’t do chadō?” Hiroshi-kun wonders.

You shake your head. “Tea is for drinking, not playing with.”



The day slips by in calm relaxation, and there are no further conflicts with any other genin teams. And this time, you’re actually able to get a little sleep before morning.

You head downstairs, clean and refreshed, with all the necessary paperwork in hand. Your teammates arrive downstairs shortly thereafter, and you share a simple breakfast before heading towards the building where you’ve been told to present yourselves and your paperwork to begin the chūnin exams. This part of the process is simple bureaucracy, with the forms being checked by a handful of Konoha chūnin who take them and file them away, before instructing you to head a few blocks across town to another hall near the Academy building. Your instructions are to head to classroom 301 – on the third floor.

Inside you note that there are other teams making their way to the assigned classroom.
>1d20 best of three
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>6388122

Go high!
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>6387947
I think picking up dancing for real would be good. Martial arts is kinda like dance, and our clan techniques are called 'dances'. It is just a nice socializing skill/hobby. Also gardening could be nice, just for relaxation. We already have some skill in farming. Maybe making bone combs, or fans? Maybe carving?
>>6388122
Aaaaannnndd she takes the words right out of my mouth.

Lovely scene, the first real one that comes to mind for me where our teammates really feel like friends. Makes up for the timeskipped academy year. Akiji and Ryoko really need hobbies, they've probably been no-lifeing it ever since Hidan ruined their world.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>6388122
To be fair to them, they were used to a much more peaceful life than we were. We are kinda...extremely desensitized to it to the extent even a Sannin grew concerned over it. So much so, they bullied an entire village and had us get adopted in the hope we would improve.

Even by shinobi standards we have very distorted view of things. Even experimenting and torturing ourselves is nothing if we can improve and become immortal...damn, now I'm feeling bad for the MC.

She needs to learn to live a little sheesh. Not just a few hobbies to unwind and pass the time. Definitely need a solid ass-whooping by Rock Lee to beat some sense into us.
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>>6388122
On the second floor, you find two punks who are picking a fight to keep a bunch of participants out of a classroom that’s been falsely marked as room 301 – they actually go so far as to knock down a Konoha genin with a bowl cut and a green jumpsuit who seems to take a deliberate fall.

There’s a real commotion as many candidates seem to be trying to get into the room, but something catches your attention for a moment.

>Say hello to Kotetsu-san and Izumo-san, then head upstairs.
>Let them have their fun for a while longer, quietly pass them by.
>Other?
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>>6388166
>Let them have their fun for a while longer, quietly pass them by.
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>>6388166
Hmm, I wonder at what would be an in character way to intervene and get an interaction with Rock Lee.

>Say hello to Kotetsu-san and Izumo-san, then head upstairs.

I guess this is part of the test? Or just a prank by some genin. To be able to find your way to the correct classroom on the third floor and not be led around by the nose? OH, wait, upon rereading I see, the two 'punks' are actually the two border guards, Kotetsu and Izumo!

Honestly, it would be way better to silently pass by and weed out the competition by having them fail this test. I just can't resist showing off that we noticed though. Originally was I gonna vote for just sneaking by. Guess this is an informal test? Unless we are diverging from canon or my memory is just shit, the 1st proper test is an academic test, then the forest of death, then the tournament duels.
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>>6388166
>Let them have their fun for a while longer, quietly pass them by.
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>>6388166
>Let them have their fun for a while longer, quietly pass them by.
Signal them that their trick doesn't work on you, but don't blow their cover
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>>6388166
>Let them have their fun for a while longer, quietly pass them by.
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>>6388166
>Let them have their fun for a while longer, quietly pass them by.
Good thing we’re so skilled at facial recognition
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>>6388166
You decide to walk right past the spectacle being created by the disguised chūnin, who haven’t even bothered to change their facial coverings. It costs you nothing to let them have their little fun, and any candidate that gets caught by such a simple trick and can’t even keep track of what floor they’re on probably doesn’t belong here anyway. The stairway from the second floor to the third is at the far end of the hallway, and so you quickly reach the correct room.

Inside you find the room already starting to fill up with teams of three, most of which seem to be older genin than your own team. Among these you see the symbols of Konohagakure and Sunagakure of course, but some others as well. These include a reasonable number from Kusagakure and Amegakure, with a smaller number of symbols for Takigakure, from your homeland’s neighbors to the west. There’s even a small number with headbands whose symbols are for villages you’re not familiar with. These are a shape like a crescent moon, of which there is one team, and a musical note, again borne by one team.

The last of these teams seems to be made up of three especially nasty genin – all sporting camouflage pants, but differing from there. One has bandages over most of his face, another wears a shirt with the character for ‘kill’ repeated three times, and the third is a kunoichi with long black hair. The first seems to be watching his future competition like a predator watching prey animals grazing, while the other two just have looks of smug satisfaction on their faces.

“Let’s just keep to ourselves for now,” Akiji-kun grumbles. “All these guys look like they’d start a fight at the drop of a hat.”

“To be fair,” Hiroshi-kun observes, “so would you.”

You notice the Sunagakure team from the other day, and give the boy whose face you punched a cheerful grin and a little wave. In response he makes a rude gesture and looks the other direction.

After a while you notice that several teams of Konoha genin who all look to be about your age have clustered around at the front of the class – Naruto-kun, Sasuke-kun, and Sakura-kun are included, along with the three genin from the yakiniku place yesterday and three more who you don’t recognize. Those include one with wild hair and a small dog hiding in the hood of his sweatshirt, a timid-looking girl with pale eyes and dark hair who stubbornly refuses to make eye contact with anyone around her, and a third genin with dark lenses over his eyes and a coat that buttons up to hide most of his face.

They’re talking pretty loudly, which is why an older silver-haired guy from their village goes over to scold them for drawing too much attention.
>1/2
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>>6388812
Then the older guy, who’s probably in his late teens if you had to guess, produces a stack of what look like playing cards from a pouch. He asks them something, and Sasuke-kun responds with a grim expression.

>You’re curious. Sneak a bit closer and listen in.
>You’re wary of the other genin. Keep both eyes open.
>Go bother the Sunagakure team some more.
>Other?
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>>6388813
>>You’re curious. Sneak a bit closer and listen in.

I am curious about this fella.
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>>6388813
>Go bother the Sunagakure team some more.
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>>6388813
>You’re curious. Sneak a bit closer and listen in.

As much as I want to fuck with the Suna again, Gaara is one of the only characters present who is a sincere threat to us.
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>>6388813
>You’re curious. Sneak a bit closer and listen in.
Let's see if snake jn has a stat card for us
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>>6388813
>You’re curious. Sneak a bit closer and listen in.
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>>6388813
You decide that you kinda want to go listen in in the conversation, and so you use the shunshin as quietly as you can to go around the side of the classroom.
>1d20, best of three
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>6388945
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>6388945
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>6388945
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>>6388945
You’re not entirely sure how none of them hear or see you move, but you actually manage to get to the front of the classroom – completely behind the assembled genin, who are all watching the older candidate from behind or looking over his shoulder. And so you lean against the a decorative red pillar and listen in.

“Show me two,” Sasuke insists curtly. “Rock Lee, from Konohagakure, and Ryōko, from Yugakure.”

With a flourish, the older genin produces two cards from the deck and proceeds to unseal the information recorded on them by spinning the first one around on the floor with his fingertip, causing a little puff of smoke. “Rock Lee… seems that he graduated a year ahead of your class, so he has a little more experience under his belt. Apparently his specialty is in taijutsu but I don’t have anything on his level of skill with ninjutsu or genjutsu, which is strange. His sensei is Might Guy, who is a formidable jōnin with a good reputation.”

Then he unseals the second card the same way. “Ah, thought so… ‘Ryōko’. I assume she never gave you her surname, but according to the information I have it’s Kaguya. If she’s from the Kaguya clan I’ve heard rumors of, that’s one kunoichi I wouldn’t wanna cross.”

… your full name isn’t widely available information. In fact, only a few people aside from the Hokage himself and the key personnel in Yugakure should know that. So adding the fact that this guy somehow got wind of it to the incident on your mission to the Land of Medicines, it raises the uncomfortable possibility that there’s a leak somewhere high in Konohagakure’s political leadership. Not the Hokage himself, but perhaps someone close to him or working under him.

“Does that say her team’s already completed a B-rank mission?” Sasuke-kun asks, his tone incredulous.

“I can check that against one of her teammates,” the guy with the cards offers, producing one and unsealing it. “It seems so. You get situations like that from time to time, with truly elite genin. What I don’t understand is the single D-rank mission she has listed that her teammates don’t.”

“One of my teammates dropped a log on his foot,” you explain, startling several of the genin. “I took the D-rank mission solo, to pass time while his foot healed.”

“Ah, shoot,” the card-carrying genin rubs the back of his head. “And here I was just saying I didn’t want to cross you.”

>You’ve overheard some interesting things so far, so for now you’ll simply continue listening.
>You’d be curious to know how a genin got hold of information as confidential as your full name.
>Give the nine your own age some advice – no one here, not even their new ‘friend’, can be trusted.
>Other?
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>>6389016
>You’d be curious to know how a genin got hold of information as confidential as your full name.
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>>6389016
>>You’d be curious to know how a genin got hold of information as confidential as your full name.
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>>6389016
>Other?
What's your Card then?
Use that a prelude for
>Give the nine your own age some advice – no one here, not even their new ‘friend’, can be trusted.

Asking about how he knows our name would be a flag and a half. Let's avoid that.
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>>6389016
Man, we did not do a good job of keeping ourselves out of people's heads until it was too late for them. Fuckin' Kabuto, go eat rocks loser.

>You’d be curious to know how a genin got hold of information as confidential as your full name.
>Give the nine your own age some advice – no one here, not even their new ‘friend’, can be trusted.
>Since he's doing share and tell, it is only fair he reveals his own record.
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>>6389016
>>Give the nine your own age some advice – no one here, not even their new ‘friend’, can be trusted.
It's all about the implication
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>>6389016
>You’d be curious to know how a genin got hold of information as confidential as your full name.
If it’s out it’s out, no point in pretending any longer.
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>>6389016
>You’d be curious to know how a genin got hold of information as confidential as your full name.
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>>6389016
“That information isn’t readily available,” you observe, giving voice to some of your own doubts. “I’d be curious to know how a genin came by it.”

“Well, after five years of trying you get to learn a few tricks,” the silver-haired genin offers. “Genin mission outcome statistics are public record, and if you want to know more you can get a long way with the transformation jutsu and knowing which locks to pick.”

The gist of his explanation is that the information was stolen from wherever the paperwork overviewing all the genin candidates is stored. That doesn’t implicate anyone in the leak of your previous mission details, though it does seem to imply that Konohagakure’s information security is far from airtight.

“So you stole it?” you muse, leaving the rest of your thoughts private for now.

“Sometimes a shinobi has to use every advantage they can get,” he replies with a shrug, resealing the cards Sasuke-kun asked to see. “Information gathering is one of my skills, so I simply use it where I can. Anyone else with similar skills could do the same to negate that advantage.”

“If you’ve been at it for five years it can’t have helped too much,” the dark-haired boy from the yakiniku restaurant yesterday muses. “So what’s with that, Kabuto-san?”

“There are two reasons for that,” the older genin apparently named ‘Kabuto’ explains, holding up one finger. “The first is that these exams tend to attract candidates who have exceptional offensive abilities – either as ‘brawlers’ with flashy abilities or as ‘assassins’ specializing in concealment and surprise attacks. My team excels in other areas, but hasn’t been able to keep up with the best in pure offense.”

That… again, makes a certain amount of sense.

“And the second reason?” Sasuke-kun presses.

“It can be difficult to get good information on foreign shinobi,” Kabuto-kun continues, raising a second finger. “This year the difficult ones were all small villages. For Yugakure it wasn’t so bad, since it’s small but well-established and it’s an ally of Kohoha. Tsukigakure was a little harder, but the one team they sent has nothing unusual in their records to pursue. The hardest was Otogakure – from the Land of Sound. It’s such a small and new village, and it’s so secretive, that there’s hardly any information to gather on them.”

“It’s hard to even tell whether the genin they sent are noteworthy enough to make the effort of investigating them worthwhile.”
>1/2
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>>6389651
The reaction is swift, once it begins. They’re not as fast as you are, but their use of the shunshin to dart among the other candidates is reasonably skilled. One positions herself a little further back, while one goes high. The third moves to his right, uncovering a metallic gauntlet from under a long grey sleeve. Many of the genin in the room either don’t notice or don’t care, but a few seem to watch with some curiosity, expecting a spectacle.

It seems that the Otogakure genin didn’t like what Kabuto-kun was implying, whether it was intentional or not, and mean to prove something to him now.

>Step in and try to disrupt the attack. You were having a conversation here.
>Watch and see what happens. That will tell you more than Kabuto probably would.
>Other?
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>>6389738
>Watch and see what happens. That will tell you more than Kabuto probably would.
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>>6389738
>>Watch and see what happens. That will tell you more than Kabuto probably would.
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>>6389738
>Watch and see what happens. That will tell you more than Kabuto probably would.
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>>6389738
>Watch and see what happens. That will tell you more than Kabuto probably would.
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>>6389738
>Watch and see what happens. That will tell you more than Kabuto probably would.
He stole our info!
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>>6389738
>Watch and see what happens. That will tell you more than Kabuto probably would.
Gonna suck to be whoever brings up our name to Kimimaro.
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>>6389738
You suppose that you could step in and break up the attack… but why would you? Kabuto-kun just put your identity out there in the open after you made it a point to keep that information hidden, so you’re not particularly interested in helping him out. On top of that, watching how this attack plays out will give you both information about these supposedly-mysterious Otogakure genin.

And he’s all about information gathering, right? So it’s only fair he pays you back in kind.

The genin who went high throws a pair of kunai that are missing the ring-pommels at their ends, and Kabuto-kun darts back – having also noticed the attack. But when his attention is drawn upwards the second genin sweeps in low, narrowly missing with a swing of his metal gauntlet as Kabuto takes a step and leans back to evade the attack.

There’s a moment of tension where neither side moves.

“… so it’s that kind of attack?” Kabuto-kun muses.

The lenses in his glasses abruptly shatter, and so he removes them. A moment later he doubles over, violently heaves, and loses his breakfast.
>1d20 best of three
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>6389895
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>6389895
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>6389895
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>>6389895
That attack… it clearly missed, and the effects were clearly delayed. Pressure? No, not like a simple shockwave, it took too long to have an effect. Sound? Yes… sound waves, produced by the near-miss with the gauntlet, and subsequently amplified and maybe even directed using chakra. The nausea was caused by sound waves affecting the inner ear, leading to vertigo, loss of balance, and vomiting. And it seems as if Kabuto-kun worked it out as well.

In fact, while you can’t prove it you wouldn’t be shocked if Kabuto-kun let that attack hit him, just to see what it did.

You’ve seen something interesting, and learned something potentially useful. Naruto-kun and Sakura-kun rush to see if they can do anything to help Kabuto-kun, but realistically it doesn’t seem like they can.

“Write this on your little notecards, nerd,” the Oto-nin who threw kunai as a diversion sneers down at Kabuto-kun from a nearby desk where he landed on his feet. “All three candidates from Otogakure are gonna be chūnin.”

“Acting all cool, like nothing’s happening?” the black-haired genin from the yakiniku restaurant grumbles in your direction, having noticed your general lack of concern.

You can’t help your reply. “He’s not my friend any more than he’s yours.”

Before he can say anything back to you the door crashes open with a burst of smoke. When that smoke clears, you’ve been joined by a number of chūnin led by a broad-chested man with a square jaw and scars across his face. He wears a black coat over a grey flak jacket, and a style of headband that covers his hair.

“I am Morino Ibiki,” the man declares loudly. “Proctor of the first stage of the chūnin exams, and your worst nightmare. First rule is that if you ignore any of my rules, I’ll kick you out myself. Second rule, no fighting unless either I or another proctor say otherwise… you three punks from Otogakure, stand down. Now.”

“Sorry,” the Otogakure genin with the gauntlet offers a sarcastic ‘apology’. “It’s our first time, so I guess we’re a little jumpy… ‘sir’.”

Then the proctor looks down at Kabuto. “Pull yourself together.”

“Now everyone, take a slip from the box,” Morino-san continues, jerking his thumb at a box held by none other than Izumo-san (now an adult once more). “These will be your seat assignments. Then take a paper from Kotetsu here and sit. Once you’re all seated I can explain the rules for the test.”

“Wait… it’s a paper test!?” Naruto-kun shouts in alarm, as though his world has just started to come crashing down around him.
>1/2
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>>6390292
The numbers succeed in scattering your team, same as it does all the other teams in the room to the best of your awareness – its hard to say, because a couple of candidates approach Ibiki-san alone while most group together with their own teams while grabbing their test papers and their tickets. You also note the increased number of uniformed chūnin proctors, who take up seats around the periphery where they can see all the candidates from all angles.

“Listen up and keep your mouths shut, because I’m only going to explain this once,” Ibiki-san declares once everyone is seated. “The exam will consist of ten questions, and functions on a point-reduction basis. Each candidate starts with ten points – get a question wrong, you lose a point. Get caught trying anything fishy, and that’s two points.”

You silently ponder the implications there… if you start with ten points and just don’t answer any of the questions, does that mean you still get ten points because you didn’t get a question wrong? And what’s with the apparent leniency on cheating? Or maybe…

“Oh, and keep in mind that these will be graded on a team basis,” Ibiki-san continues.

“Wait,” Sakura-kun muses aloud. “Does that mean…”

“I’ll let that one slide,” Ibiki-san chuckles… menacingly. “Because that was the point I was about to make anyway. Yes, that means when one candidate fails their entire team will fail.”

That ratchets up the tension.

“Oh, and our ‘sentinels’ were specially selected for their observational skills,” Ibiki-san concludes with a devious grin. “Anyone who gets caught cheating shouldn’t be promoted to chūnin anyway.”

And there it is. Anyone who gets *caught* cheating.

Kabuto was right about one thing, gathering information is an important part of the more difficult missions chūnin are expected to tackle. Any candidate caught cheating on a test five times would be a liability as a chūnin – and should have had the good sense not to try in the first place, which would actually be better for their team than trying to cheat badly. You’d argue that your instructions apply the same to the fact that not answering a question doesn’t explicitly lose you any points – doing the wrong thing on a mission convinced that you’re right can be more dangerous than waiting for clarification or for more information.

“The tenth question will be revealed in the final ten minutes of the hour,” Ibiki-san declares. “Now, show us what excellent shinobi you call can be!”
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>>6390483
You flip over the test paper and look over the questions… and they’re definitely tough. In fact, you’re not sure much more than a handful of the candidates in this room can even understand most of them. The first presents a block of ciphered text, which actually requires you to reconstruct the cipher key based on identifying repeated characters and extrapolating under the assumption that they mean common short words, like ‘the’ or ‘a’ and so forth. It’s doable, but time-consuming, so you save it. The second is a problem of the interplay between internal and external ballistics acting on a shuriken, which many shinobi can intuit their way through but the question requires you to show your work. Unfortunately, math isn’t your strongest suite. A couple of the other questions seem like nonsense, or involve very specific random bits of trivia that no real person could possibly have memorized.

One of the later questions is actually pretty doable for you, because it deals with neurotoxic proteomics. You take a moment to correct the question for having used botulinum toxin type C as a model for a question involving toxicity to humans, where only types A, B, E, and F cause illness in humans.

So, having killed a few minutes, you hide your left hand under the desk. It’s time to get to work.

>Examine the room, see if you can figure out which candidates are having some success.
>There have to be a few ‘plants’ to cheat off of – the loners you noticed earlier. Find them.
>You’re confident you can answer two questions ‘fairly’ – so spend the rest of the time messing with people.
>Other?
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>>6390491
>You’re confident you can answer two questions ‘fairly’ – so spend the rest of the time messing with people.
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>>6390491
>>There have to be a few ‘plants’ to cheat off of – the loners you noticed earlier. Find them.

If there are plants, then using them is encouraged and actually part of this exam.
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>>6390491
>You’re confident you can answer two questions ‘fairly’ – so spend the rest of the time messing with people.

I feel like openly looking around for successful test takers telegraphs who we plan to cheat off of. Plus there's always the chance we end up copying someone who is confidently wrong.
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>>6390491
>>You’re confident you can answer two questions ‘fairly’ – so spend the rest of the time messing with people.
The most fun option
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>>6390491
There are two approaches you can take here. The first is to play the game Ibiki-san set before you and cheat off one of the test-takers who are apparently here alone, which are the most likely to have been planted there to cheat off of. The second is to play your own game – figuring out how other candidates are cheating and messing with them, relying on your ability to solve at least two questions ‘fairly’ to get you through.

How you’d go about doing it is the same in either event, basically just taking the same principles that your Kūkigakure-no-jutsu uses to bend light to follow invisible air currents. Either you use it to bend light like invisible mirrors, only visible from angles specific to where you’re sitting, or to interfere with the techniques other genin are trying to use.

You form the hand seals, and create the ‘mirrors’ of air currents that let you examine the room without looking up from your test paper.

The first thing you notice is that some intrepid genin has managed to set up a series of mirrors around one of the recessed lights in the ceiling – the only reason that could possibly get a pass is that being so close to a light source, most stray reflections could be written off as just being from the light itself. The wires give it away under careful observation though, since no amount of anti-reflective coating can completely erase them from sight.

After spotting this, you take a moment to check on how your teammates are doing. Hiroshi-kun seems to have figured out the same thing you did at the start and is calmly refusing to answer any of the questions or to cheat, ensuring that he won’t actually lose any points. Akiji-kun seems to be struggling a bit more, probably because he hasn’t understood that he can most likely just not answer any of the questions, and so that gives you an idea.
>1d20, best of three
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>6390857
Go high!
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>6390857
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>6390857
Another ten!
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>>6390871
Aww...would have been a legendary streak.

So, assuming we passed the DC, what happens when we have doubles but also a higher roll? Just take the higher number? Or if the doubles also pass the DC, do they count as higher, since they are a crit success? Likewise if all rolls are failures, but there is one roll higher than the doubles. Take the mitigated failure or the highest roll always?
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>>6390857
You decide to use a current of air to push one of the mirrors out of position, causing a reflection to sweep into Akiji-kun’s eyes. The kunoichi whose setup this was quickly corrects the mirror’s angle, only for you to push it again and hold it there. The two of you wrestle for control in silence, trying not to show any hints to the proctors, and in the mean time Akiji-kun realizes what he’s seeing and starts frantically scribbling while he can.

After several seconds of back-and-forth a few of the proctors seem to understand what’s going on, and so you sharpen the ‘mirror’ to cut the threads – as well as your losses.

The mirror drops from the ceiling, landing on another candidate’s head with a loud crack.

“Number ninety-two, fail!” a proctor calls out, stunning the Kusagakure genin. “Number seventeen, number one-oh-seven, fail!”

A dark haired boy and a red-haired girl, both wearing headbands from Kusagakure, get up and file glumly out of the room – the genin whose head you dropped a mirror on gives one of the proctors some back-talk, and so he goes out the room via frog-march with one arm pinned behind his back. He’s shouting his innocence the whole way.

Well, based on the way Ibiki-san is watching you as if trying hard not to smile he definitely knows you were to blame for that little incident even if it may not be totally obvious how. So to cover your bets you set up another series of mirror-currents to steal a few answers off one of the plants among the candidates.



After several more obvious attempts that, for whatever reason, get overlooked – as well as many which were too dumb and obvious to be permitted – it comes time for the final question.

“Alright, as promised it’s time for the tenth question,” Ibiki-san declares. “This one’s a little different than the others… you have a choice. You can either walk away here, no questions asked, no penalties, and take the rest of your team with you. Or you can stay, and answer the final question.”

“Hang on,” Sakura-kun speaks up again. “Why would we walk away at this point?”

“I’m actually glad you asked,” Ibiki-san grins wickedly. “See, I told you this one’s a little different… if you get this question wrong, you’ll be permanently barred from ever being promoted to chūnin.”

There’s a current of audible shock in the room. Nobody was expecting that.

>Don’t say anything just now… see how things play out for the time being.
>Ask Ibiki-san how a Konoha proctor can enforce something like that with Yugakure.
>He never said you can’t confer with your teammates. Give them a visible signal.
>Other?
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>>6390877
It's the highest roll. Any doubles either mitigate a fail or add something to a success (like a critical success). Doesn't make a difference which two are doubles.

I'll decide how I want to handle triples if that ever happens.
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>>6390879
>He never said you can’t confer with your teammates. Give them a visible signal.
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>>6390879
>Ask Ibiki-san how a Konoha proctor can enforce something like that with Yugakure.
I don’t remember my Naruto but I feel like the answer is they can’t.
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>>6390879
>He never said you can’t confer with your teammates. Give them a visible signal.

Egads, I cannot remember any of the details of Naruto for the life of me.

We should answer the tenth question. My reasoning is simple. We have a mission, show off our prowess as much as possible. Part of that is getting far in the exam, to buy more time to show off. Part of that is being willing to explore the unknown, given that the exams are never the same. We won't know what the question is and what is so important about it unless we take it. Our mission says nothing about us actually achieving the rank of chunin, so if we get banned from the rank forever, oh well, whatever. Gotta get our team on the same page though.
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>>6390879
>Ask Ibiki-san how a Konoha proctor can enforce something like that with Yugakure.
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>>6390879
>He never said you can’t confer with your teammates. Give them a visible signal.
>Tighten our forehead protector.

As I recall, the 10th question (and the supposed downside of being blocked from being Chunin forever) is actually a trick to test the candidate's resolve-- the same way that the "test" itself is more about your information gathering skills than actually knowing the answers. As long as you stay, you pass it. Assuming we're following regular Naruto canon, he's going to start tweaking out and make a speech that inspires everyone left in the exam, but since Ryoko already figured out the early trick, our primary focus should be making sure that our friends hold onto their fudge.
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>>6390879
>Ask Ibiki-san how a Konoha proctor can enforce something like that with Yugakure.
I know the MC wouldn't care but still. It's the principle of the matter that counts.
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>>6390879
>Ask Ibiki-san how a Konoha proctor can enforce something like that with Yugakure.

Go full akshually over this. Technicalities shall rule the day.
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I ruined the surprise and looked it up. The exams are shared institution since the last great war, villages no longer hold their own individual exams, so hypothetically really could be banned from advancing forever. This is a moot point though. >>6390978 is right, its a trick, you gotta take the 10th question to pass. Asking Ibiki how Konoha can enforce such a thing may lead to some interesting thoughts on the power Konoha has over us, or the nature of the post-war status quo, but the more immediate consequence will probably just be Ibiki using our question as an opportunity to pressure us to quit and fail the test by confirming that he can indeed ruin our career prospects forever.
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>>6391114
Might work if we actually gave a fuck, which the MC very much doesn't. One's de facto 'ranking' or 'status' doesn't determine how strong you actually are. MC grew up in a family village full of bona fide murderous psychos. Where the only thing that mattered was how strong you were. After leaving barely gave lip service to the concept in society. Even with Tsunade's concern and intervention for the jaded child. MC has suspicions towards Konoha given how Tsunade avoided it. So no matter what, she is gonna call their bluff.

Ruining our career prospects does exactly nothing to Ryoko. She will never care.
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>>6390879
Well, he overdid it there just a bit. You suspect if the Hokage really leaned on Yugakure he could make good on that threat, since Konoha is an important relationship to maintain. But for the Sunagakure candidates, the threat he just presented is completely unserious. There’s no way the Kazekage could be made to agree to something like that.

“Wait, that’s not fair!” a genin from Takigakure protests. “It wasn’t like that last year!”

“Well too bad!” Ibiki-san replies with a dismissive shrug. “I wasn’t the proctor last year. Chalk it up to bad luck if you’d like.”

That having been said, you’re also not keen to spoil Ibiki-san’s fun – and you’re under no illusions that the man is enjoying watching the candidates squirm. But it also serves a point, which is no doubt to weed out genin who may have the technical skills or the intelligence to make it this far, but who wouldn’t have the guts to use those skills or intelligence when a mission starts to get tough. A shinobi who would show cowardice in such a safe environment has no business putting their lives on the line, or being in a situation where others might be relying on them to survive.

You’re interested about one angle though…

“How exactly would Konoha enforce that kind of decision with Yugakure?” you ask, holding eye contact with Ibiki-san… and allowing yourself a small smile. You’re curious to know what counterpoint he has planned for that observation.

Ibiki-san doesn’t disappoint. “Each of your home villages entered into an agreement with Konohagakure and Sunagakure to abide by the decisions of the proctors, whatever they may be. So make no mistake, the village’s long-term interest always comes first. I’ve seen it plenty of times… they’ll cut you loose in a heartbeat.”

After that, they start quitting one after another. Most look and sound completely defeated, convinced of Ibiki-san’s threat to essentially doom them to a life of shame if they get this question wrong. And honestly… you can’t exactly blame them after hearing Ibiki-san’s response to your question. It’s entirely plausible… enough to even give you some doubts.

The tension does not ease, and eventually you hear an outburst from behind you as someone slams their hands on the table.

“You don’t scare me!” you hear Naruto-kun shout angrily. “I don’t care what you say about me, I don’t even care if you say I can’t ever get promoted to chūnin! Even if I end up a genin for the rest of my life I’ll still become Hokage one day, so just give up trying to make me give up!”

You can’t help but turn your head to stare at him in surprise. You kind of thought this guy was a bit of a joke – basically, easy to dismiss. But while you can’t say anything about his skills… but with this tenth question being about showing guts, he’s at least shown he has that in spades.
>1/2
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>>6391313
“Big words,” Ibiki-san glowers at Naruto-kun behind you. “But this is an even bigger decision. I hope you don’t regret it.”

“I said what I needed to,” Naruto-kun counters. “And I don’t go back on my word.”

Ibiki-san notes that no more genin are calling it quits, then looks to some of his chūnin observers. A few of them nod in confirmation to him.

“Well, then I think the only thing left now,” Ibiki-san muses, “is to tell you all…”

“… you pass.”

There are a few moments of awkward silence.

“But wait,” the blonde girl from Sunagakure from a few days ago speaks up, “what about the tenth question?”

>Speak up
>Stay quiet
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>>6391375
>Speak up
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>>6391375
>Speak up
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>>6391375
>Speak up
The tenth question was whether we would stay or leave. By being here you’ve already answered.
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>>6391375
>>Speak up
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>>6391375
>Speak up
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>>6391375
>>Speak up
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>>6391375
“We just answered it,” you answer, almost without thinking about it.

After a moment, you look up and notice the stares.

“She’s right,” Ibiki-san tells the other candidates, before gesturing for you to complete the thought.

“It was a pretense,” you observe. “Intelligence gathering is pointless if you don’t have the resolve to act on it.”

Ibiki-san doesn’t say anything at first. Instead he simply unfastens the bandana-style headband he wears, and removes it to reveal a nightmarish array of scar tissue. You grew used to a degree of brutality growing up, and so it’s fair to say you’ve seen some things the other candidates here can’t even imagine. What Ibiki-san puts on display goes beyond even that – whoever did this had a revolting degree of creativity when it came to their work.

“Information is among the most powerful tools in our world,” he explains. “As chūnin you will fight to acquire it, and risk your lives to protect it against other shinobi doing the same. Sometimes that struggle can get… messy. The first nine questions of this exam were set up to test your abilities to gather information, forcing you to cheat under the most controlled and low-stakes conditions possible. The sentinels were positioned to make it borderline impossible to do so without there being some sign of it – not to counter those attempts, but to make sure we could assess them critically.”

“So… we got credit for how well we cheated?” the blonde girl from Suna asks with an audible frown.

Ibiki-san nods curtly. “The method and execution were important, but not determinative. Only two of you managed to keep your exact tricks a secret, but anything that seemed like it could work in the field got a pass. At very least, refusing to cheat badly showed the kind of awareness of your limits that more kids your age could use.”

Then he starts to cover his head again. “That leaves a problem of course – the first nine questions deal with the knowable, but the tenth question deals with the unknown.”

“Let’s say your team is assigned a mission to infiltrate an enemy stronghold. Numbers are uncertain. Deployment is uncertain. The risk is high, but failure is not an option. Do you throw up your hands in frustration? Do you insist on playing it safe? Do you go home and tell your superiors that the mission was just too hard for you?”

“No. A shinobi is one who perseveres – so when met with a surprise you adapt. When your information is lacking you improvise. When faced with adversity you overcome it.”

“If you couldn’t show that kind of grit in a classroom, how could your comrades expect it from you in the real world? That was the point of the tenth-question scenario. And by staying, all of you here showed the sort of grit that a chūnin needs.”
>1/2
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>>6391801
“Now then,” Ibiki-san concludes. “The only thing left to do is to congratulate you, and to wish you good luck on the next…”

At that moment an intruder comes crashing through the third-floor window in a spray of glass, the cloaked figure spinning to release and unfurl a massive banner which she suspends by sinking kunai into the ceiling. The intruder is a young woman with dark hair and a tan jacket, brimming with energy.

“Alright you bunch, I’m Mitarashi Anko, the proctor for the second stage of the exams!” she declares loudly. “Now come on, let’s get going!”

… nobody moves.

“… stage,” Ibiki-san grumbles from behind the banner. “You’re early Anko… again.”

If Anko-san hears his observation, she clearly ignores it. “Hey Ibiki, what gives? You really pass all these guys? Don’t tell me you’re going soft all of a sudden!”

“I think you’ll find some of them to be quite excellent,” Ibiki-san insists, stepping out from behind the banner. “Definitely a stronger crop of candidates than usual.”

“Well, that’s neat,” Anko-san muses, her expression turning to a smirk. “At least half of them aren’t gonna make it through mine no matter what.”

“That comes tomorrow,” Ibiki-san declares.

“Bright and early!” Anko-san grins. “Eight in the morning, Forty-Fourth training grounds, be there or be a genin forever!”

And then she leaps back out through the window, leaving the banner. Definitely not promoted for her planning skills, that one.

“… pick up a map with instructions to reach the next testing location at the exit,” Ibiki-san sighs. “You’re dismissed for the day.”

As the candidates begin to file out of the room, Ibiki-san gestures for you to stay. Akiji-kun walks past, glancing at you in confusion, and so you gesture for him to go.



“Do you know why I was chosen to proctor this stage of the exams?” Ibiki-san asks you once no one else remains in the room. He begins to circulate, collecting the left-behind exam forms one at a time. “Why I was promoted to tokubetsu jōnin?”

You shake your head. “I could guess.”

“I’ll save you the trouble.”
>2/3



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