The continuing adventures of two degenerates under the great big Goddamn ball of fire.Theme Song (Cheeseburger - Comin' Home) https://youtu.be/DzEHtTe0j3U
TYPE M2-TB2 ENCOUNTER (Fear & Hunger 2: Termina OST - Desperation) https://youtu.be/SJ_9DfTrbQUDan, growing even more frustrated by the ever escalating scenario, opens his cooler and starts hurling bottles as fast as possible at the monster. It works about as well as you expect against a 9 foot wall of muscle. "Snrrff?" You taste the slight confusion and mild indignation in the air from the indignity of getting glassed at range. Hell, even Mr. Foster has enough time to shoot Dan a confused look.<THROW HARDER, YOU FUCKING SHITTER!> You encourage your brother to not fuck this up."I'M TRYING!"<TRY HARDER THEN!> Dan grabs another bottle. Feeling its weight in his hand, he pauses to aim it so he'll do some proper damage and throws! It sails through the air in a graceful arc and nails the freak directly in the face! The Beefwood thing snarls as it recoils from the direct hit, clutching at its face for a moment. Spotting an opportunity, you follow suit and throw the dice in its face just as it turns to face you both and opens its maw of horrible teeth opens to roar a challenge!"URK!" Hole in one! The abomination claws at its throat and throws its head back and forth in a deranged attempt to dislodge the obstruction in its throat.The horrible choking noises it's making are incredibly loud, so you follow up and blast her the remnants of her ruined mind with a low pulse of Psychic energy...>GARCIAN USES CONFUSION!The thing spasms horribly, choking and twitching and staggering back from the super effective move. "Hhkkh! HHKKH!!!" Now with the target properly discombobulated, your employers seize the opportunity to aim and fire.The first panicked shot goes wide, hardly grazing its head. "Sod that!" Mr. Foster corrects his shot, lowers the gun, and fires away with impunity, blowing holes into her center of mass with his double-barrel shotgun.>MR. ROSTER USES FLAMETHROWER! Mr. Roster breathes deep, his chest puffing up, and lays down another line of flames, engulfing the massive figure in fire! The animal screeching and smell of cooking flesh is horrific! The fires rise and flare brightly, preventing everyone from seeing hardly anything. For a moment, everyone stops to reload and assess the situation. Then, you can make out the slightest bit of movement—!"Get back!" Mr. Foster screams, but it's too late!
>>6377206>B##F$()@ USES BANSHEE SCREAM! >$*E^)!#D USES LUNGE! >*EE$!&O^ USES FURY CUTTER!An inhuman ear-splitting wail rends the entire corridor, forcing everyone else to cover their ears. You instinctually dematerialize, sparing you from the brunt of the sonic force, but the raw emotion soon washes over you and leaves you stunned as well.In the temporary lull, you can just barely make out its silhouette hunching down and pawing at the ground, then the Beefwood thing leaps through the flames and comes hurtling out the other end, now completely ON FIRE! It crashes right onto Mr. Roster with the tremendous momentum of her entire monstrous form, screaming wildly all the while in enraged agony. She then presses down upon the flamethrowing 'mon and viciously, rabidly tears away with at Mr. Roster's flesh with her huge hands!>B##$W()$ uses Fury Cutter!There's a muffled scream from the robed Pokémon as the monstrosity furiously tears at his face. It effortlessly rips out one of his eyes with one claw and, with its free hand, continues hammering against him. It takes all of the strength of Mr. Roster to retaliate and split her arms with his own claws, but she bears down on him further, her jaws snapping at his snout as he desperately holds those heavy arms at bay. Mr. Foster tries to fire again, but the struggle between it and Mr. Roster forces him to pause. The moment's hesitation allows the thing to sweep at his feet with its long, long arms, sending him crashing to the floor!You are ALL in melee range now!>GARCIAN USES THIEF!Fuck, fuck, FUCK! She's still kicking?! How much more punishment can this freak take! There has to be something here! Something you can work with!There's a glint by the flames and you suddenly remember what the abomination did at the start of the encounter. You snatch one of the Pokéballs out of the fire with your gripper hands and ohOHOAHOWOWOW HOT HOT HOT HOT! HOT! HOT!>Garcian has been lightly melted.You clench the ball in your non-melted hand, fumbling at the release, and pray frantically to God that this will help—
>>6377209NEW GAME (Professor Oak Suite by Trevor Alan Gomes) https://youtu.be/AQZ2ZcgJEss???"Oh heya, kiddo, sorry about the mess earlier, ehehehe..." Professor Beefwood waves you over with a long arm. It's hard to see her face from this height, but you know that she's beaming. "Been cleaning up the lab a little, so things are getting a little sorted out right now."She sees you hesitate so she rolls her hand and beckons you closer. "Get over here already. Don't look so nervous, today's your big day, kiddo. I remember when I got my partner, ehehehe..." You walk over there on light feet like a little shadow given form but your head is spinning with heavy thoughts. Nothing about this makes sense. Your mind buzzes with questions, but the strangest one that comes to the fore is: Have you been here before? "Oh, those were the days, you know. I do miss the lil bugger." The Professor lets out a wistful sigh. "But hey! I'm glad I can share that moment with you today, ehehe.""Now, I want you to chose your very first partner Pokémon! That's right, your own partner Pokémon! And if you both put in your hearts, bodys, and souls, nothing in this entire world will take you down!" "Friends! Pets! Something deeper! But for me?" Professor Beefwood taps at her chin with her claw. "They're just plain ol' neat! I consider them interesting subjects to study! All these variants and forms and all manner of mutation! Wowza!""Now, now, the other kid hasn't arrived yet, so you get to have the first pick! Lucky you!" Her claw gestures openly to the table. "And I want you to choose carefully, kiddo, because this is a relationship that will last you the rest of your life. Maybe! Ehehe."
>>6377212PICK YOUR POISON! >MAWILE, the Deceiver Pokémon? (Grass/Steel) Get a load of this little dude! I found it in the tra-It's a one-of-a-kind specimen! I've never seen one of these Mawiles before, so I want you to have it, kiddo. Just mind the spores, keep it away from water, and don't feed it after midnight.>HATENNA, the Hat-Stealing Pokémon. (Dark) I really shouldn't brought this one to be honest, eheh... They like to scream at people they don't like, and scream at people they do. They also explode. I'm not giving this to you, actually. Err...>TANGELA, the Vine Pokémon. (Grass) See, this one is a little better. Just a little baby practically, but look at that big ol' peeper! This world is full of all sorts of tasty sights and pretty flavors, so why not show her around?>TINKATUFF, the Marauding Pokémon. (Poison/Fairy) She's a bit stronger than most, a second stager, and a little bit of a hellion at that. I just think she's a real neat variant though! She's been a little antsy lately, so why don't you get out there and see what she's made of!>WRITE IN? Do you have something to say to your new partner?><YOU'RE MINE NOW, I GUESS.> Go with the flow.><WE'RE FRIENDS NOW, I'VE DECIDED IT.> You've always wanted one of your own.><CAN YOU DO A TRICK?> You hope it does something funny.><DON'T SCREW UP, OKAY?> A "friendly" reminder.>WRITE IN.
>>6377214>>HATENNA, the Hat-Stealing Pokémon. (Dark) I really shouldn't brought this one to be honest, eheh... They like to scream at people they don't like, and scream at people they do. They also explode. I'm not giving this to you, actually. Err...><WE'RE FRIENDS NOW, I'VE DECIDED IT.> You've always wanted one of your own.i must stand by the best gen 8 evo line
>>6377214>Mawile>CAN YOU DO A TRICK?
>>6377214>TINKATUFF, the Marauding Pokémon. (Poison/Fairy) She's a bit stronger than most, a second stager, and a little bit of a hellion at that. I just think she's a real neat variant though! She's been a little antsy lately, so why don't you get out there and see what she's made of!><WE'RE FRIENDS NOW, I'VE DECIDED IT.> You've always wanted one of your own.
>>6377214>HATENNA, the Hat-Stealing Pokémon. (Dark) I really shouldn't brought this one to be honest, eheh... They like to scream at people they don't like, and scream at people they do. They also explode. I'm not giving this to you, actually. Err...DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.>CAN YOU DO A TRICK?
>>6377214>TINKATUFF>WE'RE FRIENDS NOW, I'VE DECIDED IT
>>6377214>TANGELA, the Vine Pokémon. (Grass) See, this one is a little better. Just a little baby practically, but look at that big ol' peeper! This world is full of all sorts of tasty sights and pretty flavors, so why not show her around?><WE'RE FRIENDS NOW, I'VE DECIDED IT.> You've always wanted one of your own.Fuck yeah it's back
Oh yeah, one last thing I forgot to say despite me posting the thread explicitly in observance of it:Happy Pokémon Day, you filthy animals. Here's to another 100 years of childrens' chicken fighting rings!
>>6377264May the chicken fighting never end!
>>6377214>TINKATUFF, the Marauding Pokémon. (Poison/Fairy) She's a bit stronger than most, a second stager, and a little bit of a hellion at that. I just think she's a real neat variant though! She's been a little antsy lately, so why don't you get out there and see what she's made of!><WE'RE FRIENDS NOW, I'VE DECIDED IT.> You've always wanted one of your own.>>6377264>>6377367Just wait until they see our final form, kek. Welcome back, OP!
>>6377214>>TINKATUFF, the Marauding Pokémon. (Poison/Fairy) She's a bit stronger than most, a second stager, and a little bit of a hellion at that. I just think she's a real neat variant though! She's been a little antsy lately, so why don't you get out there and see what she's made of!><WE'RE FRIENDS NOW, I'VE DECIDED IT.> You've always wanted one of your own.
