Last time, after an enormous victory against organized crime, you had nothing else to do but to celebrate. The party is going great so far: you cooked people’s favorites, everyone played a long variety of games, and you had heart-to-hearts with your loved ones over the railing outside your apartment. The stars and this cool piece of steel will be the only witnesses to these heartfelt moments. You’re back in the apartment, your favorite pretend-to-be girlfriend asked you to join the karaoke. You want to sing, but it’s ill advised — you’re terrible at it. Nonetheless, this isn’t the only activity you can partake in. Matilda, Celia, and Aurora are cooking something for you. And there’s this elephant in the room you haven’t quite addressed yet. Someone who isn’t part of the team…Matilda, Celia, Aurora, Odetta, and Liu had their moment. Meaning you might want to spend time with Vera, Lydie, Crossbill, and Sasha (?) who are by the karaoke too. Well, Liu is there too, she’ll get an extra moment, she’s greedy like that.“My dear boyfriend! The love of my life! Join us! It’s time to sing…!” Lydie holds the microphone towards your direction. Sasha has her tambourine ready. Vera is trying to remember something important about letting you sing. And Crossbill is curious about your abilities. Oh, and Liu is there. You already said that, but it bears repeating. “Well, I…” You close the door right behind you. Good-bye scenic set piece. You did your job well.The microphone calls you… What do you do?>“Sure, just beware, I’m a bad singer.” Diplomatically take away the blame from yourself before you kill them all.>“Sorry, I’m really bad at singing. If you don’t believe me, I can call some people to testify.” You’re willing to do another phone call to save their lives. That’s how much they mean to you.>“Before that, I want to know, where is Sasha staying?” You don’t want another hobo! Well, maybe you do, but not this one! You carefully select your hobos, Sasha isn’t your responsibility.>Before you can mutter a single word, the girls’ meal is ready! Gotta eat what they have prepared first. Can’t let the food get cold.>Write In.
>>6400101Information:Twitter: https://twitter.com/QM91mDiscord: https://discord.gg/4YkJguKcBWArchives: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=do+your+best+quest(Rough Grammar ‘till half of the 9th Thread) Incomplete Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-nIx_dvaNCPQ7zLg2BK_ucCyGNM741kAANxqXj7hdDs/edit?usp=sharing Votes: Votes are counted until 25 minutes have passed. This rule doesn't apply to the last reply of the day.Votes that require a dice roll are counted until 15 minutes have passed, so we can speed up the process. Rolls are counted until 10 minutes have passed, so be prepared! (NEW) Dice Mechanic: We always roll 1d100s!Since most people weren’t happy with the system of averaging top four rolls, we’re using best of 2/3/4 depending on the attribute a prompt requires. If Johnny is a genius and it’s a Knowledge based roll, he gets more rolls (Max. 7)! If he sucks, he gets less dice (Min. 2)! When asked for rolls, I will specify how many you’re going to get. Rolling begins after it’s asked. Rolling 100 is a critical! There are no Critical Failures anymore! The difficulty of the roll is tied with the effectiveness of the action. In other words, the harder the option the better the result! Don’t forget that at the end of the day, this is a story-driven quest! What the prompts are describing is more important than the difficulty of the rolls, for results in a fight. Again, rolls are only counted when they are posted within ten minutes of being asked, so watch out!
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>>6400101>>Before you can mutter a single word, the girls’ meal is ready! Gotta eat what they have prepared first. Can’t let the food get cold.
>>6400101>>“Sure, just beware, I’m a bad singer.” Diplomatically take away the blame from yourself before you kill them all.
You certainly want to sing, but maybe you need to warn them about your awful skills, even if it kills the surprise. Better than killing your guests though. But before you can come to a decision, the band of chefs loudly bursts out the kitchen’s door, each one proudly carrying a large plate with their flavorful concoctions. The aroma emanating is a battlefield of smells canceling out each other. You don’t know what to expect, and they’re hiding it as best they can — with a lid and all like a fancy restaurant. You don’t have any idea where those things come from, you don’t own them. Either way, you can tell there’s a friendly rivalry going on here. You believed that Mat and Celia were teaming up, but it doesn’t seem to be the case. They are favoring one plate over the other.There are three trays with three different meals associated with each girl. They call everyone over and your chance to sing gets delayed. For the better some may say…“C’mon, everybody, gather around! We have super yummy stuff ready!” Aurora acts like the big sister in the apartment. “Oh yes, a metal core, truly a delectable human consumable.” Sasha (?) thinks these are the tasty meals she was promised. “You don’t eat those, moron.” Odetta grumpily teaches.“Thank you. Thank you for saying that.” Vera needs someone else to stop some of the nonsense. Odetta doesn’t know how to respond to that.“Let’s cut to the chase, you girls want Johnny to taste ‘em first, don’t you?” Crossbill gets the picture as fast as Scarlet goes through an ice cream.“Don’t look at me, she’s the one with a grudge.” Celia points at Matilda.“I was humiliated. Johnny made me squirm and writhe as a spectacle for everyone to enjoy. Now he shall be paid in kind. I’ll make him feel what I feel…” Matilda licks her lips as she savors the moment in her mind. “*hic*” Liu knows the feeling. Celia and Odetta don’t. They had normal meals with normal happy reactions. Therefore, Matilda and Liu are tiny weirdos.“Squirm and writhe, huh? Is that what you want on the record?” Crossbill blinks quickly thanks to the wording.“I’d like everyone to grab a bite, but Mat really insisted on the spectacle, and, like, that’s kinda fun, isn’t it?” Aurora agrees with the game plan.“Spectacle?! With my treasured soulmate as center piece?! This is what glamour is all about, I can’t help but agree.” Lydie applauds.“He deserves one gratifying meal. Always breaks his back cooking for your ungrateful butts, this is the least he deserves. On this topic, others need to go under review. No skipping.” Even Vera is for this somehow. “Then what are you waiting for, Bestie? Pick your poison and do the song and dance Matilda wants from you.” Crossbill eggs you into choosing a meal…This could be dangerous…
>>6400214Where do you wanna start?>Experience Aurora’s dessert! You know it’s made of love!>Experience Celia’s main course! You know it’s an actual normal, but possibly delicious, one!>Experience Matilda’s dastardly meal! Face your fear and win.>Write In. (Last reply of the day, we continue tomorrow!)
>>6400216>Experience Matilda’s dastardly meal! Face your fear and win.Increase courage stat!
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>>6400308I forgot to put my vote in.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>>6400216>>Experience Matilda’s dastardly meal! Face your fear and win.
>>6400216>Experience Matilda’s dastardly meal! Face your fear and win.
You can’t pretend to be a man of valor without facing your fears. It helps that your fears are likely to be pretty delicious. But it isn’t a sure thing, low brow people might consider you a picky eater. But Matilda knows that, and she has laid down the challenge, so you can’t back down now!“If Mat wants it so bad, tell her to bring it!” You respond to Crossbill with the confidence that the sun will turn into its red giant phase in 5 billion years and NOT earlier. “She can hear you loud and clear, Bestie. Good luck.” Crossbill believes you will surpass this challenge.“We’re going straight to the main event?!” Lydie loves this twist!“The real show is under here. Matilda has an appetizer.” Celia taps her tray. “Ha. As if.” Matilda doesn’t take kindly to Celia’s words. “Bear witness to culinary greatness.”Matilda showcases… a Matilda burger! Of course, she would, her entire personality revolves around these meaty boys. Her haircut is basically a bun. It certainly looks like an improved take on this classic. She’s not playing around, and you didn’t expect any less.“Another burger, huh? Not feeling creative?” Vera is let down since she doesn’t know the Spicy lore.“Dude, who complains about burgers?” Odetta thinks Vera is a freak that needs to be ignored. “The disrespect of repeating a plate just to boast about the differences! You’re playing with fire, dear. No wonder we’re destined to duke it out at some point in the near future.” Lydie understands the gravity of Matilda’s actions.“P-Please, don’t fight. We’re meant to be having fun...” Liu pleads with shaky confidence.“Brilliant Liu, squabbles are resolved on the proper battlefield, and with the proper weapons!” Lydie wants a cooking duel.“We’re kinda missing the point. I said it before, but I can say it again, it looks pretty yummy, Mat!” Aurora draws the focus on what really matters: Fast Food.“But does it taste yummy?! We need answers!” Crossbill wants you to eat it.“Only one way to find out.” You’re about to grab the burger, but…“Hold up.” Matilda grabs a chair next to you, then extends her masterpiece to your mouth. “Say *aah.*” “E-Emotional manipulation to boot…?! A wine and dine strategy?!” Lydie can’t believe this.“W-What?!” Liu doesn’t get it, but her imagination is running wild!“I just want him to have the best god damn hamburger in his life…” Matilda doesn’t take her eyes off you.“Meow.” Bradford Jr. has your back! Sasha (?) nods too. Your friends are behind you!You’re starting to think you’re focusing on the wrong kind of support for this situation…Matilda is all over you… Her tactics will be effective if you don’t do something.
>>6400732What do you do?!>What the hell are you supposed to do? Eat the burger. Enjoy the course!>“Thanks, Mat.” Kiss her on the cheek to distract her, and grab the burger for yourself. You’ll eat at your own pace.>“Wait, you need to shoot your love beam at the food! That’s what all great chefs do!” You’ve seen this in maid cafes! In some movies! You’ve never gone to one. Are they popular? Is this the appropriate line of thought for this moment?>Write In.(Only reply of the day, we continue tomorrow!)
>>6400734>What the hell are you supposed to do? Eat the burger. Enjoy the course!Become the Burger King a fusion of being comfy while being feed a burger by a cute girl.
>>6400734>>What the hell are you supposed to do? Eat the burger. Enjoy the course!
