You are an ONI! A fierce mythical deman! You are ONE second old! Yep, you just came into being right here right now. Yet some how you are not only fully grown, but you understand what you are. Along with what the world is, language, concepts like gravity, and even the birds and the bees! wow! What will your first action be on this bitch of an earth? >What do? - Contemplate how you came to be- Declare your dominance of earth land and sea to the heavens! - Find a big stick to use as a club- Become aware of your surroundings- Write in
>>6422195>- Declare your dominance of earth land and sea to the heavens!I mean c'mon
>>6422195>Contemplate how you came to be
>>6422195>- Declare your dominance of earth land and sea to the heavens!Stronk woni
>>6422195>Declare your dominance of earth land and sea to the heavens!
>>6422195>- Become aware of your surroundings
>>6422195>Declare your dominance of earth land and sea to the heavens!I already feel dominated
>>6422195>- Contemplate how you came to be
>>6422195>What do?- Contemplate how much of a flake you are
>>6422195>- Contemplate how you came to be>Then change the title to Boob Oni
You shout a challenge towards the heavens! "Woe to you oh heaven earth and sea! Everything belongs to me! For I claim dominance of all I see!" You receive nothing but silence in return, but you know your enemies now work to bring about your downfall. Pathetic! You will run them down like dogs!
In order to hasten the predetermined collapse of your enemies, you also check your surroundings and Contemplate how you came to be. You are far into the mountains of a region known as Hekora province. All around you are untamed wilderness. You know this intuitively. How? Well the answer is simple. Next to you are the bones of a women who's memories you inherited. She was a local shrine maiden who came to banish a demon. She FAILED big time but her loss was your win because an oni plant grew on her body and gave birth to you! Wow! Really cool backstory. Even though you have this womens memories and knowledge, you are not her! You just parasited her brain, or at least this plant did. Its a very complicated origin story. Its a dangerous thing to willow in this women's memories however, because suddenly you feel SHAME for being naked. Oh no! That's potentially a permanent debuff. >What do? - Training arc, time to become SWOLE - Get dressed using the scraps of her clothing! - Look for the demon that slayed this women- run care free through the wilderness- Write in
>>6422227- Get dressed using the scraps of her clothing!
>>6422227>- Training arc, time to become SWOLE>- Get dressed using the scraps of her clothing!
>>6422227>Get dressed using the scraps of her clothing! Intimidate local demons (POTENTIAL RIVALS!) by LARPing as a shrine maiden then kill them with bare hands. Simple plans are the best, no?
>>6422227>Training arc, time to become SWOLEWe don't need clothes. We'll use our BULK to intimidate our foes
>>6422227>- Training arc, time to become SWOLE Develop a body to be proud of, and shame will fade.
-Get dressed using the scraps of her clothing!
>>6422227>- Get dressed using the scraps of her clothing!
>>6422227>- Training arc, time to become SWOLEWe have dominion over all the earth, neither climate nor modesty can constrain us with clothes!
You grab whatever is left of the maidens clothing to cover yourself. Unfortunately, the clothing is quite torn and you are TOO BIG to fit. However, you are not actually ashamed of being NAKED, you are ashamed that you are not wearing clothing! Somehow this feels lewder, being an oni sure is tough.
You have not been alive for even five minutes and you have already begun your training arc! Its time to get BIG. Just in time a wild HOG appears, he has heard your challenge to the heavens and has come to dispute your claims. He will be the FIRST obstacle you must surmount on this bitch of an earth. >Roll 1d10!
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>6422273THE BESTEST STRONGEST LEWDEST ONI
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>6422273
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>6422273Boar? More like gored!>>6422281NICE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>6422281Based.>>6422273Looks like pork for dinner.
>>6422289
10/10 You HEAVE the boar up into the air with your TITANIC MIGHT. Through this mighty feat you reveal to yourself that you have [bold][3][/bold] strength, that means that you roll a best of 3 dice when resolving feats of strength! Additionally, you note that the higher the number on the dice the better quality of outcome! This completes the basic combat tutorial. The boar wiggles its feet impotently, awaiting the spine shattering suplex you are poised to deliver. What do?- Eat pork- Befriend Pork
>>6422300>EAT PORK
>>6422300>Subjugate PorkBow and pledge (or oink) yourself to us and yo will be spared. Disobey and you will be eaten!
>>6422300FEAST ON THE PORKdid the maiden know how to cook?
>>6422300- Eat pork
Time passes as you claim dominion over the surrounding woods. You eat pork, birds, whatever beast of the land you can catch. You become so good at eating meat that you can even do it in your sleep! Nothing really comes to bother you and you simply enjoy the sun and the BIG CHILL. You are now one month old, congratulations! What do now? > Big chill part 2: blue summer> Continue the training arc and look for BIGGER enemies to fight> come down from the mountains and terrorize the local village > Just wait for something to happen, its a quest after all!> write in
>>6422304>did the maiden know how to cook?Yep! But if you focus too hard on it you may unearth some memories, and get a past life debuff. Maybe next time you will find yourself needing to wear shoes!
>>6422323>Continue the training arc and look for BIGGER enemies to fightAs it is with shrine maidens, just walk around aimlessly somewhere and you'll find trouble in no time!
>>6422323> Continue the training arc and look for BIGGER enemies to fightNo need to leave home when lie is so good here, right?
>>6422323>come down from the mountains and terrorize the local village
>>6422323>> Continue the training arc and look for BIGGER enemies to fightTake pig fur, wrap it around feet.
>>6422323>> Continue the training arc and look for BIGGER enemies to fightif we COOK, we get MORE GAINZ
>>6422358Maybe we can even find the DEMON that SLAYED our PAST LIFE. Beating us up? Even if we didn't exist yet? We can't let that slide!
>>6422323>Continue the training arc and look for BIGGER enemies to fightWe can't just keep our strength to ourself, all of creation should be able to witness our magnitude.
>>6422323> Big chill part 2: blue summerChillax, it's summer.
>>6422323>come down from the mountains and terrorize the local villageok hear me outHusband
>>6422323> Continue the training arc and look for BIGGER enemies to fight
>>6422323>> Continue the training arc and look for BIGGER enemies to fight
>>6422323>Big chill part 2: blue summer
>>6422397>HusbandThat comes after becoming stronger.
>>6422540
>>6422323> Continue the training arc and look for BIGGER enemies to fightTRAIIIIIN>>6422540Quiet, you
>>6422540Damn he was actually silenced. Blu Onigrill is really that strong
>>6422542>>6422567>>6422597wh-what happened?
>>6422617Some anon was being rude about the art
>>6422617Sojourner hater, was bound to happen
There will be many summers to laze around in the future when your rule is secured, this is the time to think about getting big! You spend the next two months stomping around and picking fights with whoever you can find. Mostly you find bears, but you also find some yōkai to wrestle and test your might against! At some point, you encounter a river spirit that seems to come back to life each week making, for an excellent sparing partner.
"There you are you damn pup!" a voice calls out and distracts you long enough for the river spirit to squirm away. "I am Boris the Great demon boar of Hekora province!!! I have been looking for the one who has been consuming my subjects and disrupting the balance of the eco system!!!""Who you be?" you ask "What you want with me?" "HUH!?? Are you DUMB? I Just told you!">Well? are you dumb?-Yeah, you dumb, you have 1 INT-So-so, you have 2 INT-Nah, you smart, you have 3 INT
>>6422655>-So-so, you have 2 INTToo stupid is lame. Too smart is lame.
>>6422655>SO-SO>WHY DO YOU GET TO PROMPT HOW SMART I AM HUH?>PUNCH HIM
>>6422655>-Nah, you smart, you have 3 INT>Punch him. Since violence is perfectly fine solution to a lot of problems.
>>6422655>-Nah, you smart, you have 3 INT>punch him
>>6422655>-Nah, you smart, you have 3 INTWe're smart enough to know that sometimes, acting dumb is the way to be.>>6422658Support punching him for calling us dumb!
>>6422655>-Yeah, you dumb, you have 1 INT>>6422648Especially absurd because even the most obnoxious antisoj ought to acknowledge his art.
You aren't dumb! You are either really smart or so-so smart, you are not 100% sure yet. Either way, you are smart enough to know those sound like FIGHTING words."They don't sound! They ARE fighting words!" You were looking for the top pig around these parts, and it looks like you found him! However, this guy is no push over! This hog will STOMP your first dice roll down by 2 points! And your second dice roll by 1 point!>STR check, Roll 3 1d10s!
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>6422759Oh yeah??? We'll stomp HIM!
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>6422759
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>6422759KILL
>>6422765>STOMP ON ME? I'LL STOMP ALL OVER YOU, HAHA!
>>6422765
You pound the pork until he is minced extra lean ground meat! The smack down was so one sided it was actually demoralizing! Is there no one on this mountain to test your strength? How can you grow stronger without REAL enemies to test your might??? >what do?- eat pork- subjugate pork- write in
>>6422793>eat porkTotal Porker Death
>>6422793>- eat pork
>>6422793>COOK and eat pork. preferably skinned
>>6422793SUBJUGATE HIM by eating him, COOK HIM
>>6422793>eat pork>Theow scraps to river spirit
>>6422793>subjugate porkDunno about eating this one, he could talk
>>6422793>- subjugate porkIt has hands
This ain't no kids story folks, you savage your enemy and grind his bones into your bread. That's just how blue Oni roll. Once you eat him up you enemy will be gone for good, and you will be KING of the mountain."Excuse me but that is incorrect, yōkai can't simply be killed by destroying their bodies. It may take several years but even weak spirit will eventually return." the water spirit interjects Yes, this is true. You know it to be true. For you to completely be rid of this spirit you would need to exercise it. You also know that because you slew and ate the spirit of the land, soon the animals will migrate away from here and the soil will turn barren until he can one day return. Now that you have devastated the region and bested its strongest spirit, you no longer have a reason to stay here.>what do?- Delve into your memories for the knowledge needed to exercise the spirit- "Holy shit you can talk?"- Ok, now its finally time to terrorize the local village - Time to leave your home and go on a journey- Write in
>>6422857>- Ok, now its finally time to terrorize the local villageTime to discover the joys of sake.
>>6422857>- Ok, now its finally time to terrorize the local village
>>6422857>- Delve into your memories for the knowledge needed to exercise the spiritIf we exercise the spirit, it'll have more meat on its bones the next time it comes back. 3 Int move right here!
>>6422857>- Ok, now its finally time to terrorize the local villageMight as well bring them the bad news
>>6422857>- Ok, now its finally time to terrorize the local villageMaybe your shrine maiden host had a nice village boy she liked. You can kidnap him for yourself.
>>6422857- "Holy shit you can talk?"Honestly a bit of a bro for hanging out and wrestling with us this whole time.
>>6422857>"Holy shit you can talk?"
>>6422857>-"Holy shit you can talk?"Maybe the fish will acknowledge our primacy and come with us when we...>- Ok, now its finally time to terrorize the local village
>>6422857>Ok, now its finally time to terrorize the local village
The changes your actions have wrought bring swift consequence, as you have not seen a single boar since you started descending down the mountain. The closer you get to the village the emptier you stomach gets and soon enough you are getting that hunger meanness. Soon you start to find human trails and its not long after you started to follow one do you encounter a convoy! With a loud below and stomp the humans abandon their carts and run down the trail in terror! leaving you with their tasty prizes.
Among the goods they leave behind you find a barrel of sake!!! You don't know how it tastes due to your sire's abstinence, but you do know its prized among those who partake! >What do?- Try a sip! Everyone always has a great time! - No! No good comes from drinking this evil liquid! -write in
>>6422967>Try a sip! Everyone always has a great time!Are you telling me this water is stronger than her? I think not!
>>6422967>Try a sip! Everyone always has a great time!PARTY
>>6422967>No! No good comes from drinking this evil liquid!
>>6422967>- No! No good comes from drinking this evil liquid! Teetotaler oni is amusing.
>>6422967>- No! No good comes from drinking this evil liquid!This is a trap! And The Smartest Oni is fully capable of avoididing traps.
>>6422967>Invite fish to drink with us
>>6422985>less oni shenanigans is amusing
>>6422990+1>SPEAK TO US, O VENERABLE AND MIGHTY FISH SPIRIT>LIBATE HIM THOROUGHLY, WHICH IS TO SAY GET HIM RIP ROARING DRUNK MWAHAHA
>>6422967 Try a sip! Everyone always has a great time!
>>6422967Fish needs water. Put fish in the barrel for being such a great friend to you. Perhaps the water spirit will turn into a sake spirit, which is highly prized if you understand it right.
>>6422967+1 to inviting fish in barrel to drink with us
>>6422967>>No! No good comes from drinking this evil liquid!
>>6422996>Implying we can't have shenanigans soberOur personal history stands in stark opposition to this assessment.
>>6422967>- No! No good comes from drinking this evil liquid!>Give drink to fish, drinking like a fish is an expression for a reason.
>>6422655this art, manwhat the...very cool
>>6422967This quest is awesome, I just caught up. I support the anons who want to take the booze back to our fish partner.
"drinking sake would be a mistake, it would result in a headache! Better to eat some rice cake, to save me self from the bellyache!" You say the words even though they are not your own, even still you feel compelled to obey them. You have chosen the path of abstinence. The sake drum can still be of some use however, you can give it to the river spirit. Why drink the junk when you can throw it in the river instead?
You continue your decent of the mountain until you reach the river that has grown in size as it too travels downwards. You raise the drum of sake above your head and offer it to the river spirit!"Don't throw that in here"But its a gift"Don't want it">what do?-You WILL drink the sake-oh... ok-reflect on the shrine maidens memories of the river spirit-write in
>>6423268>You WILL drink the sakeShe will learn to drink and she will LIKE ITeven if she's dead
>>6423269ah sorry, that write in was meant to be a "force the river spirit to drink the sake" I suppose that wasn't clear enough
>>6423270Can I write-in to make her drink the sake instead?
>>6423268-reflect on the shrine maidens memories of the river spirit
>>6423272I think good questing etiquette would be to wait at least 10 or so updates before challenging something that was fairly voted for.
>>6423268>-reflect on the shrine maidens memories of the river spiritWould cooking and eating the river spirit be good if we cooked it in sake?
>>6423268>OH... OK. >HOTEL MARIO CUTSCENE MUSIC>SHRINE MAIDEN FLASHBACK
>>6423321+1Unlock the secrets of culinary arts
>>6423268>-reflect on the shrine maidens memories of the river spirit
>>6423268>You WILL drink the sakeTurn down our gift will you?!?!
>>6423268-You WILL drink the sake
>>6423268>-You WILL drink the sake
You dive deep into your mind and recall what you know of this river spirit. thinking... thinking... THOUGHT! This is a famous and well known spirit! You have been wrestling with a celebrity this whole time. Wow, small world! This spirit is known by many names and worshipped differently in the villages and towns that populate its river. This is because as the river travels and the wider it becomes, the spirit grows in strength with it. Leading to a case of mistaken identity. You also recall something you didn't want to know, this spirit is the one who sent the shrine maiden on the quest that would lead to her death! Uh-oh, this is dangerous brain territory. >What do?- Disregard newfound knowledge and continue your journey to raid the human village!- Delve deeper into this mystery!- Ask for a ride down river! - Sashimi the spirit while he is WEAK!- Write in
>>6423546>- Disregard newfound knowledge and continue your journey to raid the human village!What could go wrong?
>>6423546- Disregard newfound knowledge and continue your journey to raid the human village!We're too smart to be tricked by the shrine maidens memories: Some good raiding will steady our mind and let us focus on dominating everything like we decided.
>>6423546>Ask for a ride down river!
>>6423546>- Ask for a ride down river!Clearly it owes us. Free river travel pass written on a rock.
>>6423546>- Delve deeper into this mystery!"Oi! Who killed human-me? Nobody can kill me, even if I'm not me yet!"
>>6423546- Delve deeper into this mystery!
>>6423546>- Delve deeper into this mystery!>- Ask for a ride down river! The classic walk n talk combo.
>>6423546Switching my vote from >>6423574to +1 for>>6423640
>>6423640+1 for this...
>>6423640+1
>>6423546>- Ask for a ride down river!
The river spirit gives you a ride down the river, growing in size himself as he does so. You discus your mutual connection the the shrine maiden. This surprises the river spirit, who was previously unaware of the connection nor was he aware of her death. He tells you that he contacted the shrine maidens much further down the river at their temple, to sort out a growing darkness in the mountains. Eventually the darkness cleared and things returned to normal. Generally, he doesn't care much for humans, and believing the matter resolved, he never followed up. You know the maiden did not succeed in her task, but are unwilling to delve deeper and find out why. At least for now.
Later that night, the river spirit drops you off near the human village and parts ways. Warning you to be wary of humans as he does so. From yonder away, you can smell the uniform aroma of many dinners being cooked. You are eager to being your reign of terror. >What do?- Eat their chickens, yum!- Start smashing everything in sight and make a general nuisance of yourself- Home invasion by an unexpected dinner guest- Declare yourself the new ruler of the village- Act like a normal polite traveller would- Write in
>>6423846>Act like a normal polite traveller wouldThe humans won't suspect a thing
>>6423857Let's ask how we can go about getting whatever smells so good. +1>>6423846
>>6423846>Declare yourself the new ruler of the villageThey'll bring us the finest dinner
>>6423846>Home invasion by an unexpected dinner guest
>>6423846>Home invasion by an unexpected dinner guest>Destroy the entire world (or at least the table) if someone goes who are you
>>6423846>- Act like a normal polite traveller wouldGather info. We could declare ourself their ruler a bit later, after learning who should be beaten/eaten to usurp his position.
>>6423846>- Home invasion by an unexpected dinner guest
>>6423846>Act like a normal polite traveller would
>>6423846>Home invasion by an unexpected dinner guestWe don't even have the excuse of severe alcoholism. We're just an asshole.
"Ohayo gozaimasu!" You greet the the startled human as you enter his domicile."I have came from far away, so at your home I have chosen to stay. If you have something for me to eat, that would be a very nice treat!" You pick the human up by the waist and carry him deeper into the home and away and towards the delicious smell of cooking!
You join your new humans friends for dinner, so much food they share with you! There is meat and bread, and cheese, and sweets! You have memories of such things, but this is the first time your taste buds enjoyed first hand experience. You cant get enough of the sweet rice balls! You see now why bears risk the wrath of angry bees. A memory simply did not do this justice! They offer you sake as well, but you decline explaining your abstinence. You inform the eldest human on the evils of alcohol. Your words must have great wisdom since he stops drinking after the lecture. >What do?- Spend the night of course, it would be rude to leave- Thank them and go to the next house, you're still hungry!- Eat one of them- Get into unrelated mischief somewhere in the village - write in
>>6423977>Spend the night of course, it would be rude to leaveThat one on our right is looking awfully red, is he ok?
>>6423977>Spend the night of course, it would be rude to leave>>6423984Must have been the one who was picked up from the waist. Hope She didnt hurt him.
>>6423977>Thank them and go to the next house, you're still hungry!Are all of them this nice? Do they already recognize us as their ruler? How do the neighbor's riceballs taste? Time to find out!
>>6423977-Ask the guy with the red cheeks if he's feeling ok. You'll need to invade a bit of his personal space to check his face.-Spend the night of course, it would be rude to leave
>>6423977>Spend the night of course, it would be rude to leave- Ask if there are any BIG, STRONG enemies nearby to fight.
>>6424031+1Funniest option, of course.
>>6424031+1
You have so much fun you decide to honour the humans with a nights stay! ushering them all upstairs you turn in for the night. Dreaming of what fun you will have tomorrow!
>>6424409HEY, someone stole our emotional support simp!
You awake in the morning to find all your human friends gone... But you quickly smell roast chicken outside! Your hosts must be preparing a yummy breakfast for you! How nice! When you step outside however... AMBUSH! The humans have betrayed you! The smell of chicken is nothing more then a lure! Although weak alone, humans form packs and when attacking together they can be very dangerous. Several men advance towards you with boar spears, while two others spread cal-tropes at your feet and even drop a net upon you!!! >What do?- "If you want a fight, Ill show you my might!!" [STR]- "She who eat sand runs away, lives to fight another day!" [DEX]- "I have done nothing to make you fear, Who is the real monster here?" [INT]
>>6424413>- "If you want a fight, Ill show you my might!!" [STR]You don't steal an oni's man pillow and get away with it!
>>6424413>"If you want a fight, Ill show you my might!!" [STR]Let's teach these weaklings what REAL strength looks like!
>>6424413>- "If you want a fight, Ill show you my might!!" [STR]
>>6424413- "If you want a fight, Ill show you my might!!" [STR]Withdraw into the house and fight in/near the doorway where the humans can't bring their number advantage to bear.
>>6424413>"I have done nothing to make you fear, Who is the real monster here?" [INT]Oh man they have a lot of sharp pointy things
>>6424413>"The walls of this house are light! I'll show you, I could have just left in the night!" [Run but it's STR, go through the wall]
>>6424413>- "I have done nothing to make you fear, Who is the real monster here?" [INT]Its not like we tried to invade or hurt anyone. Dicks.
These humans have elected the way of PAIN! You chose to POWER through their feeble attempt to trap you! However, since there are so many humans each of your dice will be busy dealing with its own problems! Each Dice roll matters here not just the biggest! >STR check, Roll 3 1d10s!
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>6424453
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>6424453
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>6424453
>>6424456>>6424457>>6424459Pretty decent spread...
>>6424409Like crabs in a bucket.
>>6424504It won't be enough, they've got a tiny net
We will definitely succeed 100% for sure.And then we'll steal our new husband back.
>>6424559Oh fuck its over. Quest was fun while it lasted.
>>6424720
You charge the humans and shatter their spears! They may have the numbers but they lack the GUTS to fight you. There are no warriors here only villagers. The cal-tropes prove to be your toughest opponent as they pierce and lodge themselves in your feet! In near minutes the humans lose heart and scatter before your onslaught. The caltropes prevent you from pursuing...
You don't have go move far to reach your next opponent however. As the sea of villagers parts you are faced down by a lone samurai warrior. "I am the magistrate of this town! I will protect it!!! EEE YYAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH"He draws his blade and comes at you!!! The skill of this samurai allows him to reduce your lowest dice to zero!!!! >STR check, Roll 3 1d10s!
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>6424984
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>6424984EAT FOOT ASSHOLES
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>6424984oi
>>6424987Someone must have thought this Samurai wrong as a joke, as he stumbled over himself in the assault. Leaving himself open to get sat on and crushed. With that your victory is complete, other then the pain in your feet. Ouchies! The villagers have scattered and fled in every which way leaving you in charge of the town. >What do?- Leave peacefully - Leave violently- Demand monthly tribute from the villagers - Declare yourself the new magistrate- Eat someone to assert dominance - Hunker down and recover from your battle- Write in
>>6425045taught* oof
>>6425045Ask them if the reason they attacked you while you were asleep was because you were snoring.
>>6425048You know what I'll back this. I was gonna vote leave peacefully but this is much funnier.
>>6425048>>6425045Support. Also grab our designated cuddle-human and make him pick the caltrops out of our feet.
>>6425045>- Declare yourself the new magistratemy new empire!
>>6425045>Someone must have thought this Samurai wrong as a jokeA practitioner of his face to our fist style, in this day and age?>Demand monthly tribute from the villagersOur NEET life begins now
>>6425045>Eat someone to assert DominanceSamurai and Sashimi start with the same two letters, which means they must both be food. This logic is flawless
>>6425048>Attacking someone for snoringI understand+1
>>6425045>- Declare yourself the new magistrateIt obviously means something like "toughest guy" and that's us!>>6425054+1 to this as well, lest they doubt us.
>>6425045>Declare yourself the new magistrate
>>6425045>- Eat someone to assert dominance
>>6425045>Demand monthly tribute from the villagers
>>6425045>>6425048 +1
>>6425048+1
>>6425045>>6425048 +1 That's definitely the reason, surely they wouldn't attack us just because we're an Oni.
>>6425045>>6425048+1 this. Rather make sure before we up and eat someone
>>6425048I'll always give a write-in a +1 when it's funny
>>6425045>Ask snoring question >>6425048>Have pillow boy pick caltrops >>6425050>Eat samurai >>6425054>Declare dominance >>6425063
>>6425050I don't know about the feet stuff but I do support getting the cuddle human back.
>>6425048+1, also>-Declare yourself the new magistrate
>>6425199We can't walk around with giant spikes in our feet! Clearly, since the humans put them in there, he humans are the ones who should take them out!
Your first assumption is that maybe the humans attacked you because your snoring was too loud? "NO! OF COURSE NOT!!!" The magistrate pushes his forehead into the ground and continues apologising "It was a misunderstanding!!! A big misunderstanding! That's all! I was not properly informed of the important prominent guest we had in our village. A thousand apologies, oh great and powerful oni!!! LET US SHOW OUR RESPECT AND GRATITUDE FOR YOUR VISIT!!!"Hmmmm, you would like to believe this or that. But the truth is, you are too smart to fall for this right? After all, you have at least [2] INT right? You SHOULD be able to understand that they attacked you because you are an oni. The simple truth is Humans fear Oni, and they have ample reason to do so. The shrine maidens' own memories remind you of three oni incidents that resulted in the death of many humans. Indeed, you yourself chased off some humans in order to steal their goods and throw their sake in the river... Perhaps it is the destiny of man and oni to be at odds forever. You should know this, after all, you ARE of at least middling intelligence right? However, with your experience as an Oni and with the shrine maiden's memories, you can see both sides of the matter. Perhaps even work to fix this misunderstanding and bring about peace… Assuming you are not dumb as a rock.
The battle has left you feeling dizzy, you are not exactly sure what to do next. Additionally, It's very early in the morning and so many thoughts are entering your mind! You decide to take a moment to sort out your brain and decide on four very important things. >please vote on all 4 things...A: Are you smart or are you dumb? -NO! I changed my mind! we are dumb 1 INT oni... Arent onis cuttest when they are almost retarded???-SIGH, yeah we are smart... We obviously understand we got attacked because we are an oni since we have at least [2] INTB: Declare yourself the new magistrate and demand monthly tribute from the villagers?- NO, lets just LEAVE the biggots and GO. - YES, fall is coming we need a place to squat it out C: Eat someone to assert dominance?- Yep, yumm! - Nope, yuck!D: grab our designated cuddle-human and make him pick the caltrops?- Yeah, he cute - No, we can do better
>>6425306If we leave, will we take the cuddle human? Assuming his vote wins too.
>>6425306A: >SIGH, yeah we are smart... We obviously understand we got attacked because we are an oni since we have at least [2] INTB:>YES, fall is coming we need a place to squat it outC:Nope, yuck!8=D:>Yeah, he cute
>>6425306A>-SIGH, yeah we are smart... We obviously understand we got attacked because we are an oni since we have at least [2] INTBUT>aren't onis cuttest when they are almost retarded??? and people don't like hurting cute things... we can just pretend to have 1 int!B>- YES, fall is coming we need a place to squat it outC- Nope, yuck!D- Yeah, he cute
>>6425306A:>-NO! I changed my mind! we are dumb 1 INT oni... Arent onis cuttest when they are almost retarded???B:>- NO, lets just LEAVE the biggots and GO. C:>- Nope, yuck!D:>- Yeah, he cute
>>6425306>SIGH, yeah we are smart... We obviously understand we got attacked because we are an oni since we have at least [2] INTDoesn't mean we can't exist in a state of stubborn denial.>YES, fall is coming we need a place to squat it out>NopeNot "yuck" though. The Magistrate just humiliated himself so thoroughly that it doesn't seem necessary anymore. He needs to be our personal chef for a bit, though. Call it reparations.>Yeah, he cute Feet hurty, cute human handy. It's just the rationale choice!
>>6425306A: Are you smart or are you dumb?-NO! I changed my mind! we are dumb 1 INT oni... Arent onis cuttest when they are almost retarded???B: Declare yourself the new magistrate and demand monthly tribute from the villagers?- YES, fall is coming we need a place to squat it out C: Eat someone to assert dominance?NO but if someone dies, she can eat the corpse. This is in case she kills cuddle human by accident.D: grab our designated cuddle-human and make him pick the caltrops?- Yeah, he might be a good servant and he's good at cuddling (she's dumb so she doesn't figure his intentions)
>>6425322This is me on mobile, btw.
>>6425306>SIGH>NO>YEP>NO
>>6425306>SIGH>NO>Yep>Yeah
>>6425306>SIGH, yeah we are smart... We obviously understand we got attacked because we are an oni since we have at least [2] INT>YES, fall is coming we need a place to squat it out>Nope, yuck!>Yeah, he cuteFor now! This is not a binding relationship we can do better! But he's what we have right now.
>>6425306>SIGH, yeah we are smart... We obviously understand we got attacked because we are an oni since we have at least [2] INT>NO, lets just LEAVE the biggots and GO. >Nope, yuck!>Yeah, he cute
>>6425306-NO!- YES- Nope, yuck!- Yeah, he cuteBimboni option, please.
>>6425306>-SIGH, yeah we are smart... We obviously understand we got attacked because we are an oni since we have at least [2] INT>- YES, fall is coming we need a place to squat it out>- Nope, yuck!>- No, we can do better
personally I think that int actually goes up to 10 considering that strength is rolled up to a 10 and having 2/3 int doesn't mean that we actually are smart by normal standards but rather by oni standards or smthhowever it would also be funny to randomly find an oni einstein somewhere
>>6425435personally I think your int is 1
>>6425306>SIGH, yeah we are smart... We obviously understand we got attacked because we are an oni since we have at least [2] INT>NO, lets just LEAVE the faggots and GO.>Nope, yuck!>Yeah, he cute
>>6425306>SIGH, yeah we are smart... We obviously understand we got attacked because we are an oni since we have at least [2] INT>YES, fall is coming we need a place to squat it out>Nope, yuck!>Yeah, he cute
>>6425306A: Are you smart or are you dumb?>SIGH, yeah we are smart... We obviously understand we got attacked because we are an oni since we have at least [2] INTA fun compromise could be that we have a lowered INT stat when tired and sleep deprived. It IS early in the morning, so it's not super surprising that our first assumption was that the snoring was the problem.B: Declare yourself the new magistrate and demand monthly tribute from the villagers?>NO, lets just LEAVE the biggots and GO.C: Eat someone to assert dominance?>Nope, yuck!D: grab our designated cuddle-human and make him pick the caltrops?>No, we can do betterNo! Oni's are strong and can tend to their own wounds after a glorious battle.Although a goodbye hug or pat on the head wouldn't hurt.
>>6425306>SIGH, yeah we are smart... We obviously understand we got attacked because we are an oni since we have at least [2] INTMaybe we should never have started to dive into the shrine maidens memories, but here we are now wearing clothes and it is what it is. > YES, fall is coming we need a place to squat it outOur first step to better human-oni relations>NopeMake it clear that we will eat someone if tribute isn't paid or they betray us again>Yeah, he cute
>>6425306>-SIGH, yeah we are smart... We obviously understand we got attacked because we are an oni since we have at least [2] INT>- YES, fall is coming we need a place to squat it out >- Nope, yuck!>- Yeah, he cute
>>6425306A: yesB: yesC: YesD: Yes
The real qm has been given a short BANN for posting lewd images on /sfw/ boards. so expect less updates for a day or two. I am uploading them in his place. >>6425435You have 3 STR, which means you roll a best of 3 for STR.
The samurai's begging and pleading does little to trick you into believing him. You are smart enough to know the circumstances of the human's attacks. However, you choose to forgive the people and spare them a glutinous wrath. Instead you simply declare yourself the NEW magistrate and owner of this village. The villagers will bring you much food and tribute so that you will not go hungry during the winter. You must keep an eye on the humans however, since you chose not to punish their actions they may be emboldened to strike again... "S-stay the winter?? O-OH OF COURSE MIGHTY ONI!!!! WE WILL WORK TO REPAY YOU FOR OUR TRANSGRESSION! WE ARE YOURS TO COMMAND!!!!" The samurai's repeated bowing begins to create a creator on the ground around his forehead. If his skill with a blade matched his skill in groveling, you would have surely met your match in battle!
And thus begins your reign over this small village. You draw both awe and fear from the humans. A special place of honour was reserved for those that seemed more loyal then the others... Now that you are the top dog, how will the humans work to please you? >What do you want? Feel free to pick MORE then one or demand ALL. - The humans will construct you an opulent manor, from which you will rule over them - The humans will forge for you a mighty weapon that can only be wielded by an oni! - The humans will construct you a ship from which you may sail the river in comfort - The humans will weave for you a wonderful robe befitting of your station in society. - The humans will write a grand play In order to show the world your greatness - The humans need not do a thing, for there is nothing I want. - Write in
>>6425855>- The humans need not do a thing, for there is nothing I want. A giant bowl of food in one arm and your human boy servant in the other is all an oni needs to be happy.
>>6425855>- The humans will weave for you a wonderful robe befitting of your station in society.It needs to be BIGand FLUFFYand have... RUFFLES!
>>6425855>The humans need not do a thing, for there is nothing I want. Too much luxury can be bad
>>6425861>RUFFLES!
>>6425855>- The humans will forge for you a mighty weapon that can only be wielded by an oni!- The humans will weave for you a wonderful robe befitting of your station in society.Give them something to do
>>6425855-Write In>The Humans will build defenses to better protect your new domain! Watchtowers, pointy fences, that sort of thing.
>>6425855- The humans will weave for you a wonderful robe befitting of your station in society.- You also request your favored human bend over to pick up various things that you placed on the floor so you can look at his ass.
>>6425898You know anon there's no need to be shy or obtuse about it. If oni-chan decides she wants snu-snu she can get it and no one in the village could stop her...not that I think he'd say no.
>>6425902Hmmm, idk how other anons feel, but personally I'd prefer if the quest doesn't go too far into the smut direction. At least not so abruptly. A little bit of lewdness is cutesy, but if snu-snu is done then it should only be after a fair bit of effort and build up.
>>6425903I wasn't suggesting it as an actual vote. I'm plenty satisfied with just some cute teasing for the moment. I'm just saying there is nothing actually stopping her if she wanted to do so...she doesn't really have to play around it like she's trying to hide.
>>6425902I mean, part of the fun of flirting is sending hints, anon.
>>6425905Honestly it feels like it's the human who'd need to send hints.
>>6425855>The humans will weave for you a wonderful robe befitting of your station in society.>You also request your favored human bend over to pick up various things that you placed on the floor so you can look at his ass.Living. The. Dream.
>>6425855>The humans will weave for you a wonderful robe befitting of your station in society.We've had one boobie hanging out for far too long.
>>6425854>The humans will forge for you a mighty weapon that can only be wielded by an oni!Because how would be be able to conquer the skies, sea and earth without a fitting weapon?>The humans will weave for you a wonderful robe befitting of your station in society.As much as I enjoy our comically undersized and ruined shrine maiden robe, I still feel having one boob flail around whenever we do anything physically intensive will negatively impact us in the future.
>>6425945As a caretaker, I can't emphasize how bad it is for the patient to be walking around with those tig ol' bitties untethered.
>>6425949Well, your patients aren't giant superhuman oni women.Unless they are, in which case I would like for you to give me your workplace so I can immediately go there.
>>6425855>The humans will weave for you a wonderful robe befitting of your station in society.
>>6425855- The humans will weave for you a wonderful robe befitting of your station in society.
>>6425855>- The humans will forge for you a mighty weapon that can only be wielded by an oni!>- The humans will weave for you a wonderful robe befitting of your station in society.
A week or so passes and the village is forced to adapt to their new oni overlord. An unexpected dinner and sleeping guest makes nightly visits to whomevers home she pleases. You are finaly starting to be shown the respect that you are owed. However, being a magistrate is not all sunshine and chicken dinners. While strolling through your village you happen upon two men arguing, forcing you to intervene. One man, a hunter, argues that he is having trouble finding animals to hunt. He insists that the other man, a fisherman, needs to bring in a larger quantity of fish in order to feed the village. However, the fisherman disagrees. He claims that it would be unwise to anger the river spirit. He suggests the hunter should hunt further afield if need be. The hunter refuses, stating that going further would infringe on the hunting grounds of other villages! After this the argument becomes circular.>What do?-the hunter should go further afield, human problems are easier to deal with -the fisherman should cast a wider net, the River Spirit is your good friend after all-bonk their heads together, no arguing in the village square-write in
>>6426303>Bonk heads together. Stupid humans. >Just ask the River spirit yourself what he thinks! Best solution is most straightforward!
>>6426306The TRUE 2 INT option
>>6426308(This means support btw)
>>6426306+1, Just be gentle with the bonk, humans are weak.
>>6426306This. Maybe be gentle on the head bonking. Humans are weak.
>>6426303Do everything -bonk their heads together--the hunter should go further afield, human problems are easier to deal with-the fisherman should cast a wider net, the River Spirit is your good friend after all- bonk their heads again - "Where's my cuddly human?"
>>6426306+bonk
>>6426306+1>>6426303
>>6426303the hunter should go further afield, human problems are easier to deal withHe's the one falling short of game, it's not fair to expect the fisherman to make up for the hunter's shortcomings.
I must protest this obsession with the "cuddle-human" can we please not instantly fold to first girl syndrome?
>>6426371I think it's first boy in this case, but yeah, starting to regret writing in to tease him about the blush.
>>6426371He's a lad with good taste. I must vote for him to achieve his dreams of giant muscular women just as I hope the fourth dimensional players of the quest of life do for me.
>>6426371No
>>6426303>>6426306 +1
>>6426306Support but they swuishies so only make face touch each other.Also cuddle human be nice not do hurty stuff against us
>>6426303>>6426306+1 to thisI found the designated cuddle human a fun and natural thing to work with so far - with complete disregard as to whether he will stab us in our sleep, have or develop positive feelings or whatever. He just stood out positively so it felt right to interact with him. I assume, come spring we will leave the village anyway to dominate the rest of the world as we should. >>6426370Although we DO know why he can't find much game anymore. We don't know yet how long it will take for the yokai to return, but if the humans want to stay here they will need bigger nets and more hunting grounds or good trade goods and relations.
>>6426306>+1
>>6426303>-write in>Investigate lack of game animals.If there are less animals then there used to be, something might be intruding in to YOUR domain to hunt them.
>>6426498She literally killed the earth spirit some updates ago making the animals leave. She's the culprit.
>>6426306+1
>>6426303+1 >>6426306>>6426371More cuddle-human you say?
>>6426755Based
Stupid dumb humans, fighting over trivial problems that are easy to solve. You give the two of them a very public bonking and declare to all that you will solve this problem as the villages magistrate-queen. The river spirit is a close personal friends after all, how hard can it be...
"Thats not my problem"Well what about the hungry humans? What are they going to do when the food runs out in the winter? "... I don't care about humans"Well what DOES he care about? "Nothing, I don't care about ANYTHING" huh, you don't recall the river spirit being so rebellious and angsty. Well, perhaps you can offer him something. "Ok, what do you have?"Well, what does he want?"I don't know, what do you have"This may be harder then you expected>What do?- Nothing to do but the old tried and true, wrestle him into submission- Sacrifice a young attractive maiden to the river in exchange for fish- Just lie and tell everyone the river spirit said it was ok- Attempt to outwit the river spirit in a game of mental checkers - Write in
>>6426755Arigato gozaimasu Anonymous-chan!
>>6426763>write in>Make the humans make the river fish care by having them cry in his river until he gives a damn
>>6426763>Write in"If you don't care about anything, why don't you exorcize yourself, uh? Why did you asked the shrine maiden to defeat the demon? Why did you reject my booze offer, uh, UH?BTFO that nihilistic fish with facts and logic as only an Oni with 3 INT could.
>>6426775+1 and if he doesn't accept his defeat we bonk him on the head.
>>6426783He's used to violence, he will give up if she forces him to become her cuddle-fish once all humans are dead.
>>6426775This and if it doesn't work just wrestle him into submission like last time. Trying to be a wiseass we'll show that stupid fish...
>>6426775+1, and tell him the humans WILL be fishing more under our supervision, because it's what WE care about. Simple as. If he damages our property, he'll get what boar-boy got, but worse.>>6426763
>>6426763>- Nothing to do but the old tried and true, wrestle him into submissionCan we [Spoiler]force[/Spoiler] train fish fren so he gets stronker and spawn more fish?>>6426764Kochira koso :)
>>6426763- Write in> Ask the river spirit if there's anyone he doesn't like who we can beat up for him. He clearly didn't like it when we almost threw the barrel of booze into the river, so there's got to be people on his hate list.
You begin unravelling the river spirits teen drama and pushing it back in his face. "If you don't care, why act so unfair? Your logic is bad, and you are getting so mad!" The river spirit doesn't like getting pushed back on his nihilistic viewpoint. He doubles down and says the humans now can't have any fish at all! >What do?- Apologies and walk it back- Fisticuffs time- Double down on blowing him out mentally- Write in
>>6426857> Write inTell him that if all the humans die, he's going to be her new cuddle-creature. Then give him a demonstration. He can overcome pain but being tortured with pleasure is new even for seasoned veterans. I read that in the Wheel of Time.Cuddle something, holy shit.
>>6426857>write in>Fake cry about the humans dying to make the fish feel bad
>>6426857>- Write in- Double down on blowing him out mentally"Oh yeah? Well if you don't care, then why are you getting mad?"
>>6426857>Fisticuffs time
>>6426763>Double down on blowing him out mentally>>6426883this
>>6426862+1, except instead of cuddling, wrestle him painfully and imply that is merely the force of our cuddles. Tell him we have cuddled every human, and only those who survived yet live. If he doesn't want to contend with THAT, he must submit to the fishermen.
>>6426857>Fisticuffs timeWelp, if he's so nihilistic then we'll just have to BEAT him until he start starts to care about somethin (probably just his life).
>>6426857>Fisticuffs timePut the screws to him. We're in charge around here!
>>6426857>>6426862+1If the humans starve to death then fish boi will have to wrestle us all the time. Plus we'll be the one eating the fish from the river, which has gotta be a worse outcome for the river. Helping out the humans means he dosen't have to deal with us all the time.Does this count as blowing him out mentally?>>6426762picrel
>>6426857- Fisticuffs time
If the river spirit wants the hard way then the hard way he is going to get. You flex your muscles and let the spirit know that he is about to get the roughest cuddling of his LIFE. You have been practising quite a bit lately. You gave this spirit many licks back in the day, but somehow he seems a bit uh, "bigger" then last time. Big enough to crush your Highest roll all the way to zero. >STR check, Roll 3 1d10s!
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>6426970
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>6426970
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>6426970HRRRRRAAAAAAAHH
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>6426970>>64269711d10 anon
We've got thisss... Cmere you oversized koi!
>>6427001Noogie time!
>>6426970Damn he bulked up. Crushes highest roll too, that's an autowin against 1 STR.
>>6426971>>6426972>>6426973>>64269777, 77, 7 and an 8 to tank the 0. Many excellento seven.
>>6427252Feeling lucky
"And so, the blue oni that came down from the mountains did battle with the great Kami that lived in the river. For a day and a half, the sacred water clapped with the sound of thunder. The great Kami roiled and crashed, oh what a battle did he give her! Yet the blue oni held firm, until his will was asunder!"
You aggressively cuddled the river spirit until he eventually ran out of energy. When he was finally spent, the big baby started crying and apologizing! "Everyone is depending on me! it's too much pressure! I never asked to spontaneously exist!"Falling under the spell of your cuddles, he lets his feelings out. >what do?- reconciliation- suplex
>>6427269>reconciliationNone of his did bro. At least you were cool about it, unlike that one dick ass boar spirit who needed to be put in his place the hard way.
>>6427269>- reconciliation
>>6427269>reconciliationSupplexing sounds funny but man do i feel bad
Just caught up with this quest a few hours ago, it's so comfy and the art is peaceful, amazing stuff here qm.>>6427269>- reconciliationRiver bro learned his lesson, say no to (too much) bulli!
>>6427269>reconciliationBro why not just say noYou can tell people to fuck off
>>6427269>reconciliationOni is just the same, she was born not so long ago but her life is so complicated already
You reconcile with the river spirit. life is tough, but he can always talk to you if he needs a shoulder to cry on! After all, what are friends for. Of course, the river spirit agrees to help out and allow the humans to hunt more fish. The humans are thankful for your intervention and are in owe of your POWER! They finally bequeath to you the new clothing you requested! its a snug fit! But is it "you''?>what do?- You love it! Its so you!- Tell them to try again, but this time not to embarrass themselves- Its ok but maybe something more... sexier? to show off your [?] CHA!- Its ok but maybe something more... fightier? to show off your [3] STR!-write in
>>6427300>Its ok but maybe something more... sexier? to show off your [?] CHA!Yeah
With thunder and shit a battle that lasted more than a day, that was AN EPIC BATTLE ALRIGHT, nicey dicey.>>6427300> You love it! Its so you!They even added cuddle-human pockets.
>>6427300>You love it! Its so you!Uuooooh those hip and shoulder slits.
>>6427300>- You love it! Its so you!Stylish and practical
>>6427300very well... but OP please next time we fight something rip half of the top off so the tit is exposed again
>>6427300Finally after 10 irl days of questing, we no longer have our cooch and tit out for everyone to ogle at us (granted there WAS noone to ogle until relatively recently).>You love it! Its so you!Now we just need a sick weapon we can bonk stronger spirits with, and we're set.
>>6427300>- You love it! Its so you!
>>6427300- You love it! Its so you!
>>6427300>You love it! Its so you!
>>6427300>You love it! Its so you!Looks cute, comfy and practical. Now we need a second set of this, so we can wash it.
>>6427300Actually this does raise an interesting question: What is our CHA? And how can we find that out?
A few months pass and autumn brings with a it a new colour. After your success with the river spirit, the villagers have become much more amicable. Especially since you have chosen to be so amicable yourself. They are constantly coming to you to resolve their problems and bless their babies. You have started to enter into a new mindset, where you rely more on the shrine maidens memories then your own lived experience. You are enjoying a nice walk through the woods when you recall its time to return to the village and perform your duties. Sigh! You are feeling a bit like the river spirit. >What do?- Keep on walking and don't go back- Return to the village and perform your magistrate duties- Play hooky and run off to see a certain human
>>6427592- Return to the village and perform your magistrate duties>But drag the certain human along
>>6427592>Play hooky and run off to see a certain humanWe deserve some well-earned rest.
>>6427592>Return to the village and perform your duties>Declare that you will be going on an adventure, have the villagers build you a boat (for two)>Leave with a certain human
>>6427592>Play hooky and run off to see a certain humanAt last
>>6427592>Adventure calls her, return to the village, give the necessary farewells and go back to being a shithead with a hearth of gold... most of the time.
>>6427592>Keep on walking and don't go backWe yearn for a life of adventure.
>>6427592>Return to the village and perform your magistrate dutiesBut only until spring! We still need to finish our quest for domination over all land and seas before we can think of permanently settling down! Should probably find a replacement magistrate guy for the village, too.
>>6427592>- Play hooky and run off to see a certain humanAll work and no play makes [NAME REDACTED] a dull oni.
>>6427592>- Return to the village and perform your magistrate duties
>>6427592>- Return to the village and perform your magistrate dutiesWorld domination. We need a second in command to handle some of this boring stuff
>>6427592- Return to the village and perform your magistrate dutiesWe should stay the winter, then leave. Perhaps we can train a certain someone as our replacement so we can continue our plans of world domination while leaving the boring stuff to someone else?
>>6427592>Keep on walking and don't go back
>>6427592>Return to the village and perform your magistrate duties
People really want us to go back to our boring job and do nothing fun huh
>>6427998Excuse you, I want us to leave in comfort and with good memories instead of just dipping
>>6428001And your good memories are...working as a bureaucrat? You're not even voting for the "good memory making" option...
>>6427592>Play hooky and run off to see a certain human
>>6428019No, I mean the people having good memories of us moreso than us having good memories of this place.
>>6428022I think we've given them plenty of nice memories and deserve to make some of our own.
She's had a boob hanging out for weeks. If that's not good memories for the villagers, I don't know what it is.
>>6428029>for the villagersDo it for her!
>>6427592I dunno, but i would rather have any option picked but 2. I'm afraid Oni snaps.Can my vote go to the one with more votes? 1 or 3.
... Add in the carry over from form 16A. Then to outline 2B... Yep, this can't stand as it is much longer or you will go insane in the membrane. You planned to stay until spring, but there is no way things can continue like this for the next six months. After all, you are only four or six months old! That's still young! Obviously, you need to promote a rube from the general population to delegate all the tedious work to. But where would you find such a person? >What do?- Elect a counsel of elders, they have the most time on their hands after all - Send a statement against the patriarchy by electing a women to be your right hand. - Find that samurai magistrate who you usurped and get him to do it- Pick the cutest human and make him leader- Hold a contest, who ever can win the most mini games will be made leader- write in
>>6428095>- write inFind the biggest NERD in the village and give him the job. Nerds are good at boring work.
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>6428095>- Elect a counsel of elders, they have the most time on their hands after all- Hold a contest, who ever can win the most mini games will be made leaderEeenie, meenie, miny, mo...
>>6428096This. We clearly need a nerd.
>>6428095Pick the cutest girls, hold a contest, whoever can win the most mini games will be made leader. The rest of the constants and some elderly women will be the counselors.The leader must have one tit hanging out during summer and when it's not cold as homage to Oni.
>>6428095>>6428096+1every good leader needs someone to handle administrative taskswe'll keep blessing babies and doing diplomacy (and receiving tributes).
>>6428096+Nerd
>>6428095>Find that samurai magistrate who you usurped and get him to do itHe has experience with it.
>>6428095Well... Crap.> Elect a counsel of elders, they have the most time on their hands after allGiven how fragile these humies are, it probably means that old ones have to be intelligent in order to not die.
>>6428095>Pick the nerdiest humanJust whoever kind of looks and seems like a huge dork who would be good at lame nerd stuff. Bully the lamest human into being the boss.
>>6428095I have an excellent plan: find the smartest person and then kill them over an oni plant, then in the future there will be a smart oni we can recruit/enslave
>>6428095>Find that samurai magistrate who you usurped and get him to do it
>>6428095>- Hold a contest, who ever can win the most mini games will be made leadernerd contest
>>6428186But we need someone to do our work for us now.
>>6428095>Elect a counsel of elders, they have the most time on their hands after all
>>6428096>Support
>>6428096>Supporting
Damn, Looks like QM got snatched by a hot oni girl.
Luckily, or unluckily, depending on your point of view, the biggest nerd in the village and the samurai are the same person! Other then you, he is the only one who can actually read and write. He doesn't seem to pleased to see you. "And why would I be? You have been nothing but a pain in my ass from the moment we met! I lost my position! My wife has moved in with her mother! No one in the vilalg respects me any more! Come winters end, my lord will surely demand I commit seppuku!"he seems to have grown a spine since last you met, you recall him being much more submissive and pathetic. "I threw down my honour to protect the village! I never met an Oni but I understood you to be an extremely violent and dangerous lot! But I see now that was for nothing, you are as gentle as a kitten and quite reasonable!"It seems your general benevolence has made the humans much more cocky. They no longer fear you. Because of this the samurai refuses to help you... "If you want my help, then you need to help me first!">What do?- Fuck that, you will just train your OWN entourage to read and write- Ok, you will help him what does he need?- Attempt to scare him into it- write in
>>6428585sorry, I was in and out of the house all day
>>6428605> Ok, you will help him what does he need?The least we can do is hear him out. And it'll certainly beat teaching random illiterate villagers to govern themselves.
>>6428605>Come winters end, my lord will surely demand I commit seppuku!Come winters end, Oni will be lord!>- Attempt to scare him into it
>>6428605>Ok, you will help him what does he need?
>>6428605>Fuck that, you will just train your OWN entourage to read and write
>>6428605>Fuck that, you will just train your OWN entourage to read and write>backhand him for his attitude
>>6428605>- Ok, you will help him what does he need?Alright, we did beat him up.
>>6428605>- Attempt to scare him into itThere are fates worse than death
its shrimple, you are going to help get his honour back as well as win back the hearts of the villagers! He tells you his plan... First, you are going to head into the woods and confront the demon that lives near the hills. Then, you will lure the demon back down to the village. After which, infront of everyone, you will take a dive and pretend to lose. At this point, things will look grim. Luckily, he will bravely swoop in and confront the demon. Then, emboldened by his fighting spirit you will rise and defeat the demon. With his help of course. After which he will regain his honour and his wife will return to him. You will never be in any danger as the demon is very weak, that's why it avoids humans in the first place. >What do? - You agree, then yo will have oodles of free time to make fun memories!- There is simply no way you are doing this- Write in
>>6428899Ah good, this "very weak" demon guy sounds like great second in command material.Tell Samurai hack we'll think about it and be in touch within the next 2 weeks and go off to find the demon alone.
>>6428899Taking a dive? That doesn't seem very oni-like...
>>6428903+1 We should also show up with our new minion/cat friend at this guy's house after and scare the heebie jeebies out of him. Clever, clever oni.
>>6428903+1
>>6428903SupportingNo way are we humiliating ourselves for this fat balding loser.
>>6428899Deceiving the people via an elaborate scheme in order to trick them into respecting you?SHAMEFUL DISPLAY!NO HONOR!You would call yourself a samurai?!
>>6428899>You agree, then yo will have oodles of free time to make fun memories!Sounds kinda fun. Tell him the drawings are confusing though, who's the guy with a full head of hair?
>>6428903+1>>6428899
>>6428899>>6428903+1. I thought he'd suggest for us to help overthrow his lord, or something.
>>6428899>>6428903i'll support this write inif the villagers don't fear us as it is, then debasing ourselves will only make it worse.Doesn't this guy realise that we were offering him a position as our "top nerd" to help him? I guess he isn't smart enough. Lets go see if this local demon is literate. At the least it'll be someone to wrestle with.
No sir, no way! This Oni doesn't take a knee for ANYONE! You declare that you will find this demon on your own and maybe even make him your second in command! This displeases the samurai... The village bids you farewell as you promise to soon return!>roll a 1d100 to go on your journey
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>6429010Hunting for a bureauCAT
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>6429010>
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>6429019>>6429011Oh no...>>6429010Here goes something!
>>6429023
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>6429010
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>6429010We goin on an adventure!!
You have completed 17/??? of your adventure!Its only a day into the search for the demon when you hear some spooky noise coming from the bushes. You ready yourself for battle, but then wouldn't you know, it its human (male) from the village that pops out! "Hello Oni! I was worried that you were ill prepared for your journey so I brought you some supplies to take with you"How thoughtful! In your guest to leave the village you dint really back anything yourself. It was a sort of on the spot decision. Now that he is here, the human also shyly asks if you want some company for your journey. Hmmm, you warn the human of the danger causing him to audibly "gulp"! He never did consider the danger. >what do?- Thank the human but send him home!- Invite the human along, promising to keep him safe! - write inAdditionally, someone else please also roll another 1d100
>>6429078>write in"Sure, I need a slave." Not being near the village reverted Oni to her former self just a bit.
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>6429078
>>6429078>Thank the human but send him home!He's cute, but he'll probably get in the way or hurt himself travelling with us.
>>6429078>Write-inHe's not a child. He can decide for himself.If he comes with, promise to repay the supplies by protecting him (though if there's a fight he should probably run to safety until it's over)If he heads back, promise to repay him for the supplies once we return.
>>6429107+1If he wants to be an oni's man, he needs to have some guts...
>>6429162>>6429107Seems like in following us, he already decided what he wants.>>6429078>- Invite the human along, promising to keep him safe! And what he wants is cuddles. We will oblige.
>>6429190Yes, but the difference is that he ought to be the one to decide it.
>>6429078>Invite the human along, promising to keep him safe!I for one want him to come
>>6429190+1
>>6429107I'll support this. Does the human have the guts or not?
>>6429253He's cute! That means he has cute guts!
I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD SHINING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDID!TELL ME HUMAN, NOW WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART DECIDE? I CAN OPEN YOUR EYES TAKE YOU WONDER BY WONDER OVER SIDEWAYS AND UNDER ON A MAGIC ONI RIDE!A WHOLE NEW WOOOOORLD, A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEWNO ONE TO TELL US NO OR WHERE TO GOOR SAY WE'RE ONLY DREAMING>Roll [???] 1d10s to seduce human
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>6429307ou la la
>>6429078>- Invite the human along, promising to keep him safe!
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>6429307I'm a fool, sorry
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>6429307Lestgo
>>6429315you stupid
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>6429315D10, anon.>>6429307Rolling!
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>6429307I don't think we even need to seduce him... Look at the little humie, he's already practically glued to us.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>6429307I have a feeling he is coming
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>6429307Sorry, public education:/
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>6429307Is there critfail?
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>6429307
You got him on the ropes you cassinova! Depending on his shyness levels, the human may or may not attempt to give you a SMOOCH. >what do in event of smooch?- Throw a curve ball "KYAA!!! NEVER WITHOUT PERMISSION!!!" (send him to the moon)- Snuggle buddies zone him- Smooch2: return of Smooch - Pelvis crusher - write inADDITIONALLY, please someone roll another 1d100
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>6429403>- Pelvis crusher Obligatory vote.
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>6429403- Snuggle buddies zone him
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>6429403>pelvis crusher
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>6429403>- Smooch2: return of Smooch >>6429408>>6429405Little guy will actually die.
>>6429409I'm sure she'll be gentle enough.
>>6429403>Pelvis crusher.>>6429409Obviously he wouldn't be trying to smooch a giant demon woman twice his size if he wasn't aware of the risks.
>>6429403>write inshow off your big sexy hulking Oni musculature
>>6429403>Pelvis crusherIt was fated by >>6424841Love will bloom
>>6429409+1
>>6429403>Smooch2: return of Smooch
>>6429403>Write-inBlush so hard that she turns into a red Oni. Then nosebleeds and passes out.Upon wake up: give flowers, then go with whatever option had the second highest number of votes
>>6429403>- Throw a curve ball "KYAA!!! NEVER WITHOUT PERMISSION!!!" (send him to the moon)Lady dv is funny
>Pelvis crusher
Hey guys! What's going on in this thr-
>>6429403>PEVILS CRUSHERYOU AIN'T GOING NOWHERE!
>>6429523You will vote for Pelvis Crusher OR I WILL BREAK YOUR BONES
>>6429403>- Pelvis crusher
>>6429409Skill issue. At least he'll die happy.
>>6429403>- Smooch2: return of SmoochShaking the branch for falling petals lol
>>6429403>Pelvis crusher
>>6429403>- Smooch2: return of Smoochpelvis crusher should be the third movie in the trilogy
>>6429403> Smooch2: return of SmoochIf we do this now and successfully fail to protect him next after, we can grief, get angry and destroy the world because of 'muh first love'.
"A prize for an Oni, better than loot...""An adorable human; he cute!" The situation made me think of that Pepe meme, and I couldn't help myself. Fanart for the quest since the QM is doing an amazing job of creating art for every update. I know that her skin color isn't quite right, but it was too hard to tell the difference between the guy and Oni girl since they normally use the same shade. I will justify my decision by pointing out that the old samurai depicted her as blue in his three-panel plan.
>>6429403Pelvis-*ahem*>Smooch2: return of Smooch
>>6429819My bad for not spoiling these. I wanted to connect them via filename.
>>6429819Don't worry, she can plant an oni seed on his corpse to get a new and better fucktoy.
>>6429930Also sex drawing good.
>>6429932>>6429934I was keeping to myself this peculiar idea... of actually Oni having like a half-oni before leaving the village so the villagers could educate the baby as they please for defense or labor. But it's way a strech.
>>6429939>wanting to be a deadbeatShame!
>>6429942Heheh, no one would vote for that as well. But "Oni-friendly" af. Allow me the shitpost tho.
>>6429660thiccer lines are important >>6429930lewd
>STR check, Roll 3 1d10s!we can ignore the highest roll!
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>6430095
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>6430095Pelvis bros... we did it.
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>6430095Is a strength check here good or bad?
>>6430099>CrunchIt's probably good for us, but not so much for the little guy.
>>6430103Unless the strength check is for him, which I suppose would explain taking off the highest value.
>9>4>10he's going to fucking die
>>6430108Just 4 and 9, the 10 is out
>>6430111>just 9I think we got a 9 for every roll so far
>>6430108he's so fucked
>>6430096Blue oni tragic backstory is that she squishes that guy to death
>>6430096Nine... nine time they go before killing pokeman?
>>6430096Rest in peace you glorious bastard
>>6430204Isn't our tragic backstory just essentially being the dopey reincarnation of a slain shrine maiden?
>>6430422Tragic backstory (part 2)
>>6430487Our tragic backstory shall be that we died a virgin and are now doomed to kill anyone we try to copulate with.
>>6430527How horrible, I don't want the cuddle human to die.
Driven by your powerful Oni emotions and the latent desires of the chaste shrine maiden you end up losing your V card to this hapless human! Such is your passion that beasts flee before the quacking of the earth! You engage in love making as if it was a battle to be won, with an enemy to be obliterated!
Unfortunately, in your passion you turn your mate into a pancake... It is most likely that he will not survive this session of lovemaking. >What do?- Dust to dust, farewell my autumn love! [Human is sexed to death]- Prey to the divine council, who governs this world, to spare this humans life! [Permanent debuff: you now care very deeply for human life, BIG debuffs when in combat with humans]
>>6430843>quacking of the earth
>>6430844>- Dust to dust, farewell my autumn love! [Human is sexed to death]He died well. RIP.
>>6430844>Prey to the divine council, who governs this world, to spare this humans life! [Permanent debuff: you now care very deeply for human life, BIG debuffs when in combat with humans]I WONT LET GOO
>>6430844>- Prey to the divine council, who governs this world, to spare this humans life! [Permanent debuff: you now care very deeply for human life, BIG debuffs when in combat with humans]More interesting, and it's not like we've been being especially mean to humans lately.
>>6430844>Dust to dust, farewell my autumn love! [Human is sexed to death]He knew the risks.Plant an oni seed on him, the villagers won't notice.
>>6430844>Prey to the divine council, who governs this world, to spare this humans life! [Permanent debuff: you now care very deeply for human life, BIG debuffs when in combat with humans]We shouldn't let him die after being the one to cause his death, it's just not right
>>6430873I don't think we have any Oni seeds lying around like that. The option is that he just dies.
>>6430844>Dust to dust, farewell my autumn love! [Human is sexed to death]rest in pepperONI
>>6430880She got his seed inside of her, I'm sure that's the way to get an oni seed
>>6430889That would be a human seed, then.In the end, that's not really the option...the results are either he dies and we're gone, or he survives. I personally think the Oni having to care deeply for human life is a lot more interesting than just walking away and letting him die.
>>6430891Also, if he survives, we could train him to be strong enough to survive the next time.
>>6430844>Prey to the divine council, who governs this world, to spare this humans life! [Permanent debuff: you now care very deeply for human life, BIG debuffs when in combat with humans]SAVE MY BOY
>>6430952Wait, oops, I wasn't using my home wifi...apologies, let's try again
>>6430844>- Dust to dust,Vanities, vanities
>>6430953Well, it changed. I'm supposed to be >>6430529
>>6430954Anon, just because my IP changed doesn't mean you can samefag.
>>6430844>Dust to dust, farewell my autumn love!If we still want to conquer everything and everyone, we must accept that there will be blood on our hands...
>>6430844>- Dust to dust, farewell my autumn love! [Human is sexed to death]
>>6430844>Dust to dust, farewell my autumn love! [Human is sexed to death]
>>6430844>- Dust to dust, farewell my autumn love! [Human is sexed to death]He knew the dangers, death by snu snu was always a possibility.
>>6430844>- Prey to the divine council, who governs this world, to spare this humans life! [Permanent debuff: you now care very deeply for human life, BIG debuffs when in combat with humans]More interesting option.
>option that leads to nothing, gains nothing, and just kills a dude>random massive supportwhy
>>6430844>DIVINE INTERVENTIONSHRINE MAIDEN MEMORIES, GO!
>>6431120Sex
>>6431154But that's the option with no sex? That's the option where he just dies. It does nothing, you just waste something interesting happening because...?
>>6431155For all I know, you're not the QM so you shouldn't be able to know if this doesn't get us some interesting outcome.
>>6431158>choice 1 is "guy will die">choice 2 is "guy will not die, something will happen">"but what if something happens if we pick choice 1?"
>>6431160Yes, you don't know what will happen if guy dies.
>>6431166What happens is he dies. That's it. That's what it says. He dies.
>>6431167Yes, but the guy dying might have unforeseen consequences.
>>6431183The consequence is that he dies. That's the choice. You can leave him to die, or you can keep him alive. The latter option actually leads to something, you're just cutting an actual possibility with no basis.
>>6431183>unforeseen consequences.Like what? Not getting another husband?
>>6431160We already know the something that will happen though, it's a massive debuff, a clear negative. Spelled out in the option.
>>6431196yeah but what is it worth killing our husbando, the benefits outweighs the negatives
>>6431196What is this, a competitive game? It's a debuff to fighting humans because we'd come to care about them. That would mean we'd have to think of ways to go around themHow is this not infinitely more interesting than just "and then he dies the end"
>>6431198It frees us up to find new humans who we can also kill, satisfying my bloodlust.
>>6431210We COULD just kill things that aren't human, but sure, let's just pick the lame option
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>6430844>Prey to the divine council, who governs this world, to spare this humans life!Dont want to let go of this one, he hasnt yet taken responsibility!Rolling for if the lovemaking night bore fruit
>>6431226Aww man. Only 5 kids?
>>6431233If he survived, he coulda taken care of them while we adventured.
>>6431239don't be defeatist, we will revive him
>>6431245Not unless the option wins. We're not gonna get some free revive later, this is the only chance to do it.
>>6431212Ok sounds good.
>>6430844>- Prey to the divine council, who governs this world, to spare this humans life! [Permanent debuff: you now care very deeply for human life, BIG debuffs when in combat with humans]
>>6431251also btw Oni QM, great quest, awesome quest, but it would be nice if you worked a little bit on your grammar, you meant to say pray
>>6431255>you meant to say prayBold of you to assume we weren't going to hunt the heavenly bureaucrats up in the skies.
>>6431260A shame we won't find out.
going to end the vote here just in case we get a tie, the worst thing imaginable for a qm
"Dust to dust, farewell my autumn love!"The human didn't make it, but you got laid so its a net positive. However, you should probably keep this to yourself. The other humans, outside of a small dedicated group of perverts, probably wouldn't "get it".
Rolled 36 (1d100)120 // 150 Adventure complete! You continue your adventure. When suddenly, rocks from above tumble down towards you!!!! This would be really dangerous if you had an injured human with you. But you don't, so you can actually step out of the way easily. However, if you do that the rocks win. >what do?- Fight the rocks and risk injury- Just step out of the way
Welp, it was nice while it lasted, but then you faggots had to ruin it. For your sake, I hope you were just trolls who knew you were picking the bad option. Go enjoy your snuff.
>>6431266Too late
>>6431316Noooo
>>6431318at this point just let the rocks tumble on you without a fight, it's all worthless
>>6431327you can count that as my write in choice
>>6431318>Just step out of the wayYou're smart oni.
>>6431318>Just step out of the wayPut that 2 INT to work. They aren't winning, they wanted to hit us and we didn't let them. We won!
>>6431318What are the chances of those rocks being yeeted by the demon we're after? It's probably just dumb paranoia, but we did make a lot of noise earlier, so it coul've found us first.>Just step out of the wayPunching and kicking those rocks seems like it would probably ruin our beautiful clothes.
>>6431320>>6431327"Wah wah my nameless NPC I knew for three updates died, now the quest must die.">>6431318>Just step out of the way
>>6431318>almost overMan...>Just step out of the way
>>6431318>- Just step out of the way
>>6431318>- Just step out of the waylove the whimsy and the art of this quest, thanks for running this.
>>6431318>Fight the rocks and risk injury
You simply side step the rocks, duh. After all, they are just rocks! Why did anyone ever think this was even a question? Eventually, when the rocks stop falling you would continue your journey and reach the top of the cliff. When you do, you notice some footprints. You store this information somewhere within your memory palace.
156 // 150 Adventure complete! You finally reach the cave of the demon that the samurai mentioned. Immediately, you are assaulted by not one but two fox demons! They run circles around you and demand that you surrender to them or face their wrath! "Trespassers get PUNISHED!">What do?- Fight them to assert dominance of course- Ask them if they know the location of a scary demon, since there are none here clearly- Ask to see their feet- Surrender - write in
>>6431452Doumo, whimsy is what i was going for
>>6431516Huh, the footsteps we saw were more... Adult sized, right? These brats surely can't be the ones who left them.>Ask them if they know the location of a scary demon, since there are none here clearly.
>>6431516>Ask them if they know the location of a scary demon, since there are none here clearly.
>>6431516What are those? Kitsune?shrine maiden brain lore check please
>>6431516>Surrender
>>6431516>- Ask them if they know the location of a scary demon, since there are none here clearlytell em about the footprints
>>6431516>- Fight them to assert dominance of courseTHEM'S FIGHTING WORDS
>>6431516>- Ask to see their feetand then give them both tickles!>>6431520yeah might have been someone else, but maybe not. Only by looking at their feet can we she use her big brain to solve this conundrum.>>6431525Only one tail, so basically just little boys who need a big sis(!) to keep them out of trouble. Maybe.If we play this right we'll have TWO administrators for the village. Or they can act like twins who swap classes at school and pretend that there is just one of them in the village (allowing for pranks when the villagers wonder how they can be in two places at once).
>>6431516> Ask to see their feetGotta let them know that the rocks lost if those were theirs.
>>6431516>Write In"This Oni cannot have committed a crime;It isn't trespassing if there isn't a sign!"(Dispute their accusation. The territory isn't marked and no warnings or signs were set up. This is their fault, not ours.)
how is this blue oni so fucking cute
You do not reach a mental consensus and are not sure how to progress exactly>Ask them if they know the location of a scary demon, since there are none here clearly."WRONG, WRONG!" says a boy, "THERE IS A BIG ONE RIGHT HERE!" the other clarifies >shrine maiden brain lore check pleaseMinor demons are abundant and varied. It can at times be hard to know exactly what you are dealing with since the range is quite high. However, you are quite confident in assuming these are simple animal spirits. They can have supernatural abilities mirroring the animals traits. They are not tied to any person or place so, much like yourself, they don't come back when punted out of existence.>tell em about the footprints"BIG DUMB FOOTPRINTS" says a boy, "MADE BY BIG DUMB ONI" the other accuses >Ask to see their feet"HENTAI HENTAI" says a boy, "PERVERT, PERVERT" the other translates >"This Oni cannot have committed a crime;It isn't trespassing if there isn't a sign!"The boys stop to think for a moment, "but we peed everywhere!" they say in unison before returning to run circles around you>how is this blue oni so fucking cutecute is as cute does>What do?- Enough is enough! Grab em! [STR]- Try to outwit them with a riddle! [INT]- try again with a new write in!
>>6431769err, just trip them up, EZ PZ LEMON SQUEEZY
>>6431769>- Enough is enough! Grab em! [STR]Aggressive cuddling (non-lewd, maternal) shall solve this problem.
>>6431769>- Enough is enough! Grab em! [STR]maybe if they whine loud enough then the demon we're looking for will show itself
>>6431769>- Try to outwit them with a riddle! [INT]
>>6431769Cuddle with them. I'm sure she won't end up like Chifusa.
>>6431769>Try to outwit them with a riddle! [INT]We're definitely smarter than some kids.
next STR or INT wins it, if any write in chads want to change
>>6431769>- Enough is enough! Grab em! [STR]activate big sis modeI don't think these boys are smart enough to realise how smart we are.
>>6431769They might just be as dumb as actual kids.>Enough is enough! Grab em! [STR]How hard can catching a kid with a giant tail be?
PREDICTED!
You reach out to grab the boys when suddenly you stumble forward! Your legs are paralyzed??? NO! A ribbon has been tied around your legs causing you to stumble forward!!! Like a falling tree you come crashing down! "HA HA! Predictable!" says a boy, "We knew you would do that!" the other confirms >What do? You are in combat now baby! no write ins!- [STR] You damn brats! get em!!!- [INT] Out wit them! Surely you are smarter then two kids!!! - [CHA] Big sis time! Make them respect your AUTHORITY!!! - Surrender before you humiliate yourself further!!!
>>6431913>- [CHA] Big sis time! Make them respect your AUTHORITY!!!PREDICT THIS RETARDS
>>6431913>- [STR] You damn brats! get em!!!They'll EXPECT us to change our approach so clearly we must double down on STR!
>>6431913>Surrender before you humiliate yourself further!!!
>>6431913):<I suppose brute strength can only carry us so far.>[CHA] Big sis time! Make them respect your AUTHORITY!!! >>6431918Can't predict something we've never done before!
>>6431912We literally just used the int option with the rocks.>>6431923We've been plenty charismatic, too. We became a popular village leader!>>6431913>- [CHA] Big sis time! Make them respect your AUTHORITY!!!
>>6431913"nooooooooo you can't just keep using STR just because it's your highest stat!!!"lol shutup nerd>- [STR] You damn brats! get em!!!
>>6431913>[CHA] Big sis time! Make them respect your AUTHORITY!!!
PREDICTED! You guys are getting COOOKED>>6431929>We literally just used the int option with the rocks.Anons are still able to surprise me after all these years! Almost made me doubt myself! Almost
Instead of getting angry you calm yourself. These are just kids after all, you SHOULD be able to handle some kids... And what do little boys respect more then anything? The authority of a big sister thats what! You just need to channel that energy in some kind of concentrated beam and it should cause them to settle down."Listen to what your big sister has to say! That way we can all play!"The boys settle down and have a think."We don't want to fight our sister!" says a boy "We would rather kiss her!" the other rhymes. Well if its a smooch on the cheek the boys desire you can grant that! You reach down to pick up a boy and as hhe puts his lips on your cheek he... transforms into wood???"HA HA! Predictable!" says a boy, "We knew you would do that!" the other confirms Suddenly, you are hit with what can only be described as 1000 years of pain right up your BUTT!!! >What do?- Surrender, you can no longer handle this level of humiliation- You boys are DEAD!!!! Double or nothing!!! One more try!!!
>>6432181Sojourner, why?
>>6432183because finding ways to make combat more entertaining for my readers in the quest format is FUN. I'm sorry I don't understand the question. Please feel free to articulate in the /qtg/ if my answer is not satisfactory!
>>6432182>- Surrender, you can no longer handle this level of humiliationEveryone knows /qst/ voters HATE giving up!
>>6432181>Implying I didn't want the Oni to get fingerbanged by the boys.It would hit harder if she was a virgin instead of a lustful harlot.>>6432182>You boys are DEAD!!!! Double or nothing!!! One more try!!!We can still get the Chifusa route.
>>6432197jesus take a cold shower already
>>6432182PREDICT THIS>cry
>>6432182this is what we get for letting our husbando dieanyways, we should just do an interpretive dance to confuse these creatures since they are so lowbrow
>>6432182>You boys are DEAD!!!! Double or nothing!!! One more try!!!ok lets kick the shit outta them
>>6432199KUYASHII
>>6432199+1 to this if my option doesn't get +1'd
>>6432182>You boys are DEAD!!!! Double or nothing!!! One more try!!!We're the Chad Blue Oni, not the Virgin Blue Oni, as >>6432197 pointed out. We are above crying, surrendering, and absolutely 100 fucking % above interpretive dance.
>>6432223>We are above crying>>6430844
>>6432225A single oni tear for a real hero is acceptable. Crying because some punks pranked us is not.
>>6432245This is why it is so unexpected.
>>6432182>Surrender, you can no longer handle this level of humiliationSoj can easily outwit the rabble of anons, we're cooked.
>>6432182>You boys are DEAD!!!! Double or nothing!!! One more try!!!Fuck it, we ball
>>6432182Man, FUCK them kids. Little gremlins are can't actually physically harm us, so they're planning to humiliate us until we give up and leave.>Sit down and start thinking how to outsmart them on the spot.(Bonus points if we crush the pervert who just fingered us.)
>>6432182Is there an option to neither surrender nor double down, and instead just... idk leave or something?I don't want to whoop their asses because they're just kids and beating up children is kinda pathetic, but on the flip side I don't want to surrender since that's not a very Oni thing to do.
>>6432182>- Surrender, you can no longer handle this level of humiliation
Sometimes, the only winning move in a game is simply not to play. Surrender, tactical ceasefire, unwillingness to fight, whatever you want to call it. You decide that the battle is OVER so you stop fighting and resisting. You can't fast travel out however, because you are waylaid by enemies. Disregarding what you think, the boys call it a win! From their perspective they have won. They celebrate their victory over the Oni by running in circles and binding you in rope. You have now become their prisoner. "We captured the Oni!" one boy explains "YUPPIEEE" the other exclaims! After roping you up to their satisfaction, they escort you into their cave.
They sit you down and force you look upon their treasures. "These are all ours!" says a boy, "We play with them whenever we want!" the other boasts. They expect you to do or say something. >What do?- Tell them their toys are neat- tell them you are angry with them and don't care about their toys- Cry- Ask them what their plans with you are- Try to offer them a job, that's why you are here after all -write in
>>6432341>Tell them their toys are neat.I suppose we might as well appeal to their childish nature. Perhaps we could even use this to convince them to untie us.>Ask if you can play together with them.
>>6432341>Tell them their toys are neat
>>6432341>Write ineat one of their toys as a show of dominance
>>6432342+1>>6432223 is me.
>>6432341>>6432342+1 this...
>>6432342+1 to this, but also try to find out if the two of them are alone or if they have a parent/sibling.My guess is that those footprints from earlier belong to someone else in their family. After all, these two don't seem like the spirit that the samurai talked about.If so, THAT spirit would be the smart person whom we should try to offer a job to.
>>6432462Ooh, good thinking! Adding this to my >>6432453vote
You tell the boys their toys are neat. They have very nice treasures. The two boys nod in approval before showing you each toy individually. "This is a ball, it bounces really high!" says a boy, "This is a horse, it goes 'baaah baah'" the other instructs. You correct him and explain that a horse goes ''neeeiiighh" "Sugoi!" says on boy ''wow!" exclaims the other. You attempt to trick the boys into untying you and ask if you can play with the toys too. You get a 'maybe later' style response. It seems they are unwilling to let you go so easily. You ask the boys if they are alone on this mountain, do they have any siblings? Parents? This is a sour spot for them since it ends the play. They tell you that their mom is gone but they have many siblings. The two of them lord over the area to keep humans away and keep their siblings safe. >there is no prompt today and there will be no update tomorrow! Cya soon
>>6432568Cute.
>>6432667KIIINOOOO!
>>6432667Queen of /QST/ material right there.
>>6432568Rest well QM.>>6432667Absolute queen.
>>6432667Neat.
>>6432667I'd let her govern my village, if you know what I mean.>>6432681Are we doing another tournament?
>>6432933You call your penis your village?
>>6432968>You call your penis your village?...Do you not?
>>6432968>>6433083It's a regular pillar of the community.
>>6432968wise man say: "It takes a village to raise a child"
>>6433104Well to make one, certainly. ba dm tss
>>6433083Its more of a hamlet
You spend a few days incarcerated by the boys and receive more and more freedom over time. You learn much living among the animals. Firstly, you learn that the boys are nine years old making them 8 and a half years older then you. By using the honorifics for 'older brothers' you win much favour with the boys. Eventually, they let you roam free range. Second, you learn that the boys seem to have been mothered by an actual fox. Something your maiden side would have loved to dive deeper into, since the process in which animal spirits come into existence is highly debated in such circles. Next, you learn that the evil spirit the samurai spoke of was almost definitely these boys. Seemingly, they work to scare off humans in order to keep their siblings, literal foxes, safe from hunters. As well as their extended families. However, the rock slide was not instigated by the boys. The boys investigate the tracks on your behalf and upon inspection reveal that it was a HUMAN who made the tracks.Lastly, the boys would make very poor magistrate assistants since they not only don't know how to read, but are unable to sit still for five minutes at a time. >What do?- End the adventure and head back to the village- Spend the winter with the boys instead of going back- Make an educated guess who pushed the rocks [INT]- Attempt to convince the boys to come with you on the adventure- write in
>>6433385>- Make an educated guess who pushed the rocks [INT]>- Attempt to convince the boys to come with you on the adventureIt's that Foolish Samurai Warrior whose dumb plan we snubbed! Let's go home, kick his ass, and give everyone a pet fox to take care of under pain of noogies.
>>6433385>- Make an educated guess who pushed the rocks [INT]- Attempt to convince the boys to come with you on the adventureoooooo he dead
>>6433385>Make an educated guess who pushed the rocks [INT]
>>6433385omagawd we're so back.>Make an educated guess who pushed the rocks [INT]We're a smart cookie, surely we can figure out who both knew we'd be in this general location and also has a reason to try and get rid of us.
>>6433385>Make an educated guess who pushed the rocks [INT]Who could it be but the magistrate? We haven't argued with anyone else recently. Maybe the river spirit, but no rivers have been mentioned nearby.
>>6433480Also>it was a HUMAN who made the tracks
>>6433492That's a lot of trust to place in children who can't read, but ok.
>>6433505They have been scaring humans away for years, right?
>>6433542Not sure how long they've been doing it, but that doesn't necessarily mean they can identify tracks accurately. Scaring away isn't hunting.
>>6433545>river spiritWell the river spirit doesn't even have feet, so of the two surviving people who we've directly wronged...
that's right, no INT roll needed. The perpetrator was the samurai magistrate you are 99.8% sure of it. He has the means, motive, time and disposition. The only question is what to do with him when you get you hands on him? Its not so easy as stomping him to death like the old days. You have responsibilities now! What will the villagers say if you gobble him up with no evidence? It may turn the people against you... Sure they love you now but the mob is FICKLE. >What do?- Stomp him to death- Nothing, he is not worth the rep loss- Try to settle things amicably- Accuse him in open court! -write in
>>6433644>- Stomp him to deathPeople know we don't do this lightly. We already spared him, and all of them, once.
>>6433644>- Nothing, he is not worth the rep losswho cares about this LOSERIf anything I'd prefer to have him as a Wil E Coyotee type character as a running joke.I still want to recruit a nerd. Ask the fox boys to tell you where to find the smartest Yokai around.
>>6433644>- write inDo nothing, but tell him in private that we know he did it, so we have blackmail to hold against him.
>>6433644>Try to settle things amicably
>>6433644>write inAccuse him openly, but instead of taking it to court just leave. Resume our journey. We’re not abandoning them - we were driven out.
>>6433644>Try to settle things with him directly, as two adults would (not sexual).If he really is the culprit, he's going to kill himself because of muh honoru.
>>6433644>- Try to settle things amicably
>>6433644>- Try to settle things amicablyLet's let the loser live. He's no real opponent for us and will probably seppuku soon anyway.
You bid farewell to your Oniisans, and they bid farewell to you in turn! You are invited to come back whenever you like to 'play' them a visit! As your adventure comes to a close you realize you didn't really find anyone to be your assistant. But you did get laid and make some friends. So in the end the adventure itself was the prize at the end! Hopefully you find that worth it.
When you return to the village you decide to settle things amicably with the samurai magistrate, after all, you don't really have any evidence that he tried to off you in the first place. When you subtly let him know that you know, he acts oblivious and doesn't confess to anything.As autumn ends, frogs settle into the earth and things move on.
As you face the first month of winter, you come to realize maybe an assistant wasn't necessary after all. Most spend their time indoors so there are far less disagreements. Additionally, there are much fewer task to be done. Mostly you make sure everyone gets equal share of the stockpiled food. The peace does not last however. An ill guest brings ill news. In the centre of town the rider shouts his decree! Many leave their homes to listen to his massage!"BY IMPERIAL DECREE, THE DEFUNCT DAIMYO IYUATA HAS CHALLENGED THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN!!! ALL HIS LANDS, AND THE PEOPLE UPON IT HAVE BEEN TRANSFERRED TO THE HONOURABLE DAIMYO MUSHI, HIS DIVINE MAJESTIES COUSIN!!! FURTHER MORE, THE HONOURABLE MUSHI HAS LAID SIEGE TO THE CITY OF UWAKI TO BRING THE DEFUNCT IYUATA TO JUSTICE! ALL ABLE BODIED MEN ARE TO GATHER AT THE SIEGE OF UWAKI IN ONE MONTHS TIME TO HELP DELIVER THE EMPERORS DIVINE JUSTICE TO THE DEFUNCT IYUATA!! EACH VILLAGE WILL ALSO PROVIDE TWENTY SACKS OF RICE AND FIVE BEAST OF PASTURE IN TWO WEEKS TIME!!! ANY WHO ARE FOUND WANTING FROM THIS IMPERIAL DECREE WILL RECEIVE THE EMPERORS JUSTICE!!!" The rider takes a moment to rest his lungs and drink water before repeating his message again in full. Louder this time, to be heard over the lamentation's of the villagers! >What do?- Appear before the samurai! This village belongs to YOU not Iyuata! You won't give anything! - Simply run the samurai messenger out! Providing no reasoning! - Remain hidden and discus matters with the villagers in private after-Its not your problem, you will be leaving by winters end anyway- write in
>>6433964>-Its not your problem, you will be leaving by winters end anyway
>>6433964>Waylay him after he leaves. If he never reports back, they don't know he made it.
>>6433964+1 to >>6433971
>>6433964Before I make my vote, can I ask some questions?Is IYUATA anyone we know?Like, is he the samurai who we deposed, or is he the daimyo of the samurai we overthrew?Next, how much food does the village have compared to the amount that the military is asking for?I guess that in the meantime, the safe option might be to buy time by telling a villager to offer the rider to spend the night and rest.If we piss off the military, they'll probably come back and kill the villagers we (somewhat) care about
>>6434007>Is IYUATA anyone we know?No, he is the LORD of the magistrate samurai you know. Your shrine maiden half didn't know him personally but technically he was her lord too. Diving deeper into the memories would take time.The other questions I can answer after, I wanted to see if anons would pick the safe option or try and do something while the opportunity has presented itself. We can say Oni is running on incomplete information with only moments to make something happen before the rider departs.
>>6433964>-Its not your problem, you will be leaving by winters end anywayLet's go stay with the foxes. If the magistrate wants this hassle, he can have it.
>>6433964>>6433971+1 To this. It buys time.
>>6433964I second >>6433971, but let's see if we can cut a deal with him instead of offing him. Samurai are very dangerous enemies to make.
>>6433964>Remain hidden and discus matters with the villagers in private after
>>6433964Changing my vote from >>6433996 to>Remain hidden and discus matters with the villagers in private after
>>6433964>- Appear before the samurai! This village belongs to YOU not Iyuata! You won't give anything!can't believe this wimpy "oooo im scared, better hide from the mean old samurai and conspire with the villagers" option is getting votes!
>>6433964>Appear before the samurai! This village belongs to YOU not Iyuata! You won't give anything!
As the samurai messenger rides out of town he is introduced to a Oni close line sending him off his horse and into the dirt... Now that you have bought some time you can figure out whats going on! Some of the more respected villagers and the old magistrate gather to speak on what is to be done. The old magistrate is quick to agree with your course of action! "I knew we would see eye to eye on this Oni! These shameful Ronin are not true samurai warriors! It is our DUTY to support our lord Iyuata! We must take up arms and disrupt this disgraceful army by any means at our disposal." The townsolk are more in agreement in the sense that they don't want to give up their rice, animals, and men then loyalty to any one lord. >how much food does the village have compared to the amount that the military is asking for?The townsmen tell you that its not good... You can never know how bad a winter can be. However, if all the able bodied men leave for the siege then the womenfolk and elderly should be fine. the old magistrate chimes in again "HMPH! You give a jackal meat and soon he will come for your leg! We must band the villages together and strike back at Mushi that swine! You will see, soon enough all the Daimyos will come to the aid of Iyuata! The emperor has over stepped too far this time!!! We will be greatly rewarded for our loyalty" The villagers have no knowledge on such matters and are buying into the old magistrates words. They don't want to give anything and no one wants to go fight... >what do? Feel free to pick more then one option! Anything you would be ok with happening! - Stay out of it, truthfully you can't weight in on how they should live their lives- Ask for more information on the conflict, you don't know enough to make a decision! - The village should support their lord Iyuata! They must proactively oppose Mushi or get swept away by their demands! - The village should attempt to stay out of it, disposing of the rider and playing oblivious - The village should do as instructed, the reprisal for disobeying would be brutal - You will go and speak with Mushi on the villages behalf!- Write in
>>6434429>- The village should attempt to stay out of it, disposing of the rider and playing oblivious Living in denial has worked for us so far!
Actually, adding to this...>>6434429>>6434433>Write-in: invite the fox spirits to help us set traps, hide evidence, and generally turn our village into a hidden magic ninja village to avoid conscription or reprisalCome, let's leverage our latest adventure and our new friends. In exchange, the foxes get a place to live where humans will be forbidden from hunting them, on penalty of being hugged to death by an oni onee-san.
>>6434429>The village should attempt to stay out of it, disposing of the rider and playing obliviousHopefully they have bigger concerns than one small poor village.
>>6434429>- You will go and speak with Mushi on the villages behalf!
>>6434429>>6434434 +1, let this be somewhat of an experiment in cooperation between humans and spirits. Worst case scenario is fox kids get bored and start pestering other villagers to play with them.
>>6434434>>6434584I would actually advise against thisIf the military comes back and goes scorched earth, I don't want to risk the fox kids getting killed in the collateral>>6434429>Ask for more information on the conflict, you don't know enough to make a decision!Try to find out:1. Who has more numbers or is more likely to win2. What are the usual consequences when a village can't meet quotas or is disobedient3. Is Iyuata nicer to spirits than the other daimyo?
>>6434599... Damn, that's a good point. We can't rule everything if all our subjects get slaughtered first.>Ask for more information on the conflict, you don't know enough to make a decision! Since he's the only one who appears to be clued in to local politics, what can the former magistrate tell us about this Daimyo Mushi?
You ask for a lore dump and live with the consequences of your actions: The samurai magistrate explains that five years ago, in a unprecedented move, the emperor declared what is now known as the "sword hunt". A law calling for general disarming of all citizens and samurai outside of the emperors directly controlled military. You recall the shrine maiden generally agreeing with the sword hunt, without weapons every day civilians would no longer be at the mercy of armed bands of ronin or greedy daimyo. This exact issue that is now threatening the village is a direct result of two Daimyo's using armed force. The innocent villagers being caught in the wake of two armed bands. The samurai, of course, disagrees with your 'surface level' opinion. Explaining that its about 'freedom' and 'checks and balances'. The Emperor would have too much power if the Daimyo's had no way of resisting him should he overreach. For example, what if the Emperor demanded an outrages rice tax and starved the villages? What could any one do to stop him if everyone was disarmed? Just like how the samurai are imposing a rice and man tax on this village right now? at the edge of a sword? "Yes, it would be better if the villagers were armed too. That is what I am suggesting." Either way, you decide that for now the village will stay out of the conflict. You will keep the samurai rider prisoner and pretend he never arrived. You decide its worth the risk to buy time and see how things play out. The magistrate does not agree with a non direct approach. He declares he will take the horse and ride out to the other villages to see what they plan to do, and possibly convince them to rise up.While the samurai was monologuing, you also thought about asking the fox boys for some help. But then think better of it. After all, they are just children. They could actually get hurt if things get dicey. Besides, they don't respect you enough to help you protect humans. >what do? - Stop the magistrate, you won't let him instigate more conflict- Let him do as he wishes, at least you will know where everyone else stands
>>6434887>Stop the magistrate, you won't let him instigate more conflictI don't trust him to be subtle, we'll go instead.
>>6434892>Oni>SubtleAnon I...
>>6434887>Stop him
>>6434894I never said we were subtle, but I trust us more than the magistrate.
>>6434887>Stop the magistrate, you won't let him instigate more conflict.>>6434894Something tells me that we could show up to other villages completely naked and still raise less of a ruckus than that man.
>>6434887> Stop the magistratewhat if he goes to the other villages and asks for help to get rid of the Oni
You decide that you can't just have the samurai magistrate running free... You trust him about as far as you can throw his fat ass. "You have no power over me Oni! I do not fear you!" It is true that you have chosen to be merciful, but just because you wont kill him it doesn't mean you can't detain him! The samurai rider and magistrate can share a jail cell together!"This village is controlled by an Oni, truly this is a cursed land!" remarks the Samurai rider.
A few days later you are struck my a stray snowball. You do not know who threw it, but you cannot ignore it. Soon you are drawn into a battle...On one side of the conflict are the children, and on the other their mothers! Like a small parody of the 'sword hunt' situation, the mothers demand the children are disarmed of their snowballs and come to dinner! While on the other side the children refuse to disarm and, well, they don't have any demands they just want to play. The more you think about it, this isn't like the 'sword hunt' situation at all. Only the most vague of comparisons can be drawn here. Still, can't waste a scene! >what do? - You agree with the 'sword hunt' and join the mothers. - You disagree with the 'sword hunt' and join the children- You stay out of it because you are apolitical. Politics are lame! - You are apolitical but you don't stay out of it!
>>6434942>You are apolitical but you don't stay out of it!Faction 3 has entered the battle!
>>6434942>- You disagree with the 'sword hunt' and join the children
>>6434942>- You disagree with the 'sword hunt'AK47s FOR EVERYONE!
>>6434887>- Let him do as he wishes, at least you will know where everyone else stands
>>6434942>You agree with the 'sword hunt' and join the mothers.The kids need to eat and hopefully grow strong enough that in the future they might survive oni lovin
>>6434942>- You are apolitical but you don't stay out of it!I just want to grill. Uh, I mean, throw snowballs.
>>6434942>- You are apolitical but you don't stay out of it!Leaving us out of all the fun. Not fair.
>>6434942>You are apolitical but you don't stay out of it!Yeet! A small snowball fight would be a nice way to pass some time, plus we can practice our aim a little.
>>6434942>- You are apolitical but you don't stay out of it!
Blue Oni has entered the battle as a free agent! >roll a 1d10! any anon can roll a dice!
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>6435209Strike for your honor!
>>6435213I used to be just like you
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>6435209
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>6435218You're right, I have made a grave error and must now atone by slicing my stomach. Tough to do with a snowball, though.>>6435209Apologies, QM-sama.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>6435209RAMPAGE
>>6435221>>6435222Those kids are dead
>>6435242Kids AND moms. Rest in Pieces, villagers.
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>6435209
Rolled 3 (1d10)Rolling to throw one at the QM
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>6435209
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>6435209Gentle.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>6435209
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>>6435693two months later and winter turns to spring. You had a lot of fun interacting with the humans here, but its now time to leave the village as planned. You talk things over with the villagers and although they are sad to see you leave, you decide its for the best. The village remained unmolested by the samurai conflict due to your actions, and now when you leave the villagers can say that a brutal Oni simply didn't allow the village to send supplies and men. The samurai rider would be able to confirm this. >there is no prompt today! Happy canada day everyone!
>>6435695Happy Canada Day, QM.
>>6435695I love it when a plan comes together.
>>6435695Happy Canada day.1 village "conquered"! We're already making progress towards our ultimate goal.
>>6435836It takes a village to raise an Oni. Happy maple Syrup day
>>6435695Woop woop! Happy canada day, QM!
>>6435695Happy day of the r- leaf to you too
>>6435695happy canada day man
After some days hiking through the wilderness you decide to stop and enjoy a packed lunch the villagers made you. Soon you will have to hunt for your meals again, which is something you have lost quite some experience in. With no humans around to occupy your time and mind palace, your thoughts start to drift freely. >What think?- Think Oni things and get a Oni themed buff- Think Shrine maiden things and get a Shrine maiden themed buff- Think sexy thoughts, this achieves nothing but its time well spent
>>6436145>- Think Oni things and get a Oni themed buffGet back to our roots. As in, when we popped out of a plant as a huge demon woman. Our literal roots.
>>6436145>Think Oni things and get a Oni themed buffAt the end of the day, we are an Oni.
>>6436145>- Think Oni things and get a Oni themed buff
>>6436145>Think Oni things and get a Oni themed buff.We so tuff, we train by thinking!.. What powers are Oni supposed to have, even?
>>6436145Wait, important question for everyone...What is our opinion of RED Oni?
>>6436207wrong color. mostly pity with a bit of unfamiliar distrust.
>>6436207
>>6436145- Think sexy thoughts, this achieves nothing but its time well spent>>6436207Our sisters from other misters
>>6436145>Think sexy thoughts, this achieves nothing but its time well spent
You are an Oni so you have Oni thoughts. You mediate about your Oni lifestyle under a raging waterfall. It goes well at first, but after some time the water starts to really beat you down! Luckily, you have a limit breakthrough about being an Oni which you use to overpower the waterfall!>pick break through- You come to realize that the water is actually an infinite amount of weak tiny droplets. So if you defeat each droplet individually you can defeat the whole! (Gain +1 to rolls when battling multiple opponents)- You realize the water is like one big monster, if you just concentrate on defeating one big enemy you can shatter each droplet all at once! (Gain +1 to rolls when battling a single opponent)
>>6436349>You come to realize that the water is actually an infinite amount of weak tiny droplets. So if you defeat each droplet individually you can defeat the whole! (Gain +1 to rolls when battling multiple opponents)Weaker creatures draw strength from being in numbers, so we should learn a way of negating that power boost.
>>6436349>You realize the water is like one big monster, if you just concentrate on defeating one big enemy you can shatter each droplet all at once! (Gain +1 to rolls when battling a single opponent)More badass
>>6436349well multiple opponents seems way betterbut the single opponent thing is cooler sooo>- You realize the water is like one big monster, if you just concentrate on defeating one big enemy you can shatter each droplet all at once! (Gain +1 to rolls when battling a single opponent)
>>6436349>You realize the water is like one big monster, if you just concentrate on defeating one big enemy you can shatter each droplet all at once! (Gain +1 to rolls when battling a single opponent)unga time
>>6436349>You realize the water is like one big monster, if you just concentrate on defeating one big enemy you can shatter each droplet all at once! (Gain +1 to rolls when battling a single opponent)
>>6436349>- You come to realize that the water is actually an infinite amount of weak tiny droplets. So if you defeat each droplet individually you can defeat the whole! (Gain +1 to rolls when battling multiple opponents)There is a war on the horizon, and we were recently bested by two little boys.
>>6436349>You realize the water can be one big monster or many tiny droplets. Water adapts, flow. To beat it you need to be like water, you need to flow and be versatile. (Gain +1 to rolls when fighting multiple opponents but also when you're against a single opponent too)
>>6436349>You realize the water is like one big monster, if you just concentrate on defeating one big enemy you can shatter each droplet all at once! (Gain +1 to rolls when battling a single opponent)It would be funny if she joins a ninja clan.
>>6436349>- You come to realize that the water is actually an infinite amount of weak tiny droplets. So if you defeat each droplet individually you can defeat the whole! (Gain +1 to rolls when battling multiple opponents)
As you continue your journey, you find yourself trapped by a spring fog for several days. Feeling and stumbling your way through the thick mist, your hand eventually finds the beginnings of along comically narrow bridge. Having been thoroughly lost in the mist, you decide your best bet is to cross the bridge and escape the fog. After several minutes crossing you notice that you cannot see much of anything other the the bridge itself. Eventually, a misty shape starts to appear in the fog. From the opposite direction of the bridge, comes a young samurai. Soon, the two of you are forced to stop. The samurai looks you up and down before commenting "You are the strangest looking shrine maiden I have ever seen." Looking at him, you notice that despite having a sword sheath, he does not actually carry a sword. Along with his kind face, he nay be the strangest looking samurai you have seen. You are at an impasse as there is not enough room for either of you to pass the other. You suggest that he should allow you to pick him up and place him behind you. But after one look at the misty unknown drop below, he refuses to place his life into your hands. He suggests that maybe you can lay down and he can walk over your back. This is also unacceptable. >What do?- walk back the way you came so the samurai can progress- Insist that the samurai walk back the way he came so that you can progress - Engage in combat so see who should go back, simple
>>6436715>Walk back the way you came so the samurai can progress.I'm going to be honest, whatever ego boost we will get from beating an unarmed human will probably not be worth the effort we put in.
>>6436715>walk back the way you came so the samurai can progress
>>6436715>Write inWalk back the way you came so the samurai can progress, BUT then ask for a duel anyways just for funBy walking back so the samurai can cross, we'll have shown that we aren't truly hostile and that we are fairly good natured. The duel doesn't have to be to the death, just till the first one yields.
>>6436715>- Engage in combat so see who should go back, simpleWe did reflect on the nature of oni, and this right here is the nature of oni.
>>6436715>Write in: Ask him which Daimyo, Iuayata or Mushi, youbare thinking of right now. If he gets it right, he can pass first; if not, he's got to backtrack and let us pass. Offer a friendly duel if he's not into guessing
>>6436715Wait a second...>Insist that the samurai walk back the way he came so that you can progress
>>6436715>have him lie down and just step over him with your giant legs
Not wanting to break a stick in half, you decide to comply with his command and give him the right of way. Time has made this Oni docile, or perhaps, a fear of the fragility of humans has incepted itself into her mind.The samurai thanks you for your politeness for giving him the right of way. He goes on to introduce himself as Yuki, of the Baku clan. He asks you what you are doing out here, and where you are heading?>What do?- Your business is your own - You are simply following the wind- You are headed towards the shrine maiden temple far down river- You are on your way to meet Daimyo Mushi to ask him to leave the villages be- You are on a rampage to conquer every village you see
>>6437034>You are simply following the wind
>>6437034>You are simply following the windWe get sidetracked easily!
>>6437034>- You are simply following the windBuddhist Oni has has no earthly goals, and is content to simply exist
>>6437034>You are simply following the windBeing the strongest Oni in the world would be cool, but like no rush
>>6437034>- You are simply following the windMost cool and mysterious answer.
You are following the wind of course! Such a poetic and apt reply wins you favour with the samurai. "Wow, what a wonderful way of life. Here, have a fruit" Yuki pulls a fruit from his sleeves and presents it to you. Yum! It tastes exactly what you would expect a fruit from a stranger to taste like, delicious! "I must admit that I am plum lost. If you have no place to be, may I ask you to escort me until we reach civilization?">What do?- Sure, why not- Nah, you are a one girl show- Shake him to see what else falls out- Write in
>>6437161>- Sure, why notWhat luck, the wind is blowing his way! Lol
>>6437034"Time has made this Oni docile, or perhaps, a fear of the fragility of humans has incepted itself into her mind." Maybe we should have plowed through the samurai after all...>You are simply following the wind.This technically is truth as well, we just fucking going wherever the road takes us.
>>6437163Skull emoji as new posts didn't load in.
>>6437161>Sure, why not.Worst case scenario, we can eat him if food runs out, though it doesn't really look like he has much meat on him.
>>6437161Write In>Being a bodyguard doesn't come for free! He has to compensate us, either with food, duels, entertainment, or "entertainment"
>>6437161>Sure, why notHe might give us more tasty fruit.
>>6437163Oh, we can PLOW him alright...>>6437161>- Sure, why not
>>6437161>- Sure, why not
>>6437161>Sure, why not
Since the vote so far appears to be leaning well into allowing this alleged samurai to travel with us, it might be worth asking why he's walking around with a shearh but no sword in the first place? What if some big, strong demon decides to have their way with him?
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>>6437341>inb4 roll for strength>inb4 straight 10sWe can't keep doing this
>>6437341>What if some big, strong demon decides to have their way with him?You can just say you want us to mommy dom him, anon
>>6437535No? That's for cuddle-peasants.This would just be hardcore rape (justified).
>>6437535>>6437577If we keep crushing the pelvis of every poor man unfortunate enough to happen unpon us, we might just get knocked up eventually. And as hot as that might, it will undoubtedly make the whole "conquer everything from sky to sea" objective way more difficult to achieve.
>why he's walking around with a sheath but no sword in the first place? Yuki explains that as a lawful servant of the emperor, he is forbidden to wear a sword. The empty sheath is symbolic. Hopefully it encourages others to throw down their swords. >What if some big, strong demon decides to have their way with him?He believes that he is capable of handling himself without a blade. Recently, he subdued a demon without violence. You hoist Yuki on your shoulders to get a better look through the fog, hopefully he can lead you out. >roll a 1d10 to attempt escaping the fog.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>6437630
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>6437587Not every poor man. Just the cute ones.>>6437630Rolling!
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>6437630He is talking about us isn't he. He "subdued" us without violence.>>6437637How fortunate we must be then, that fate constantly presents us with the cute ones.
>>6437630>Finally the image name is updated to two
>>6437630It seems like >>6437637 already rolled very well.>>6437587It's simple: our character takes bottom. She would probably be into those small moments of vulnerability, given all the time she spends overpowering everything (and everyone) around her and the responsibilities she shoulders as a result.
>>6437630this won't be the last time the samurai gets an oni between his legs>he subbed a demon fixed it for ya
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>6437630
>>6437715>BetweenHe's riding our shoulder sidesaddle, like a proper gentleman.
Following a strange pull, the two of you are finally able to escape the fog and continue your journey. Unfortunately, that escape route takes you through a recent battlefield. It is both morbid and spooky. Save for the crows, it is deadly silent. However, despite everything, the emotion you feel is not of sadness or fear. On the contrary, the smell of blood and battle excites the Oni within you. After all, an Oni is a demon destined for the battlefield, perhaps you were drawn here without realizing it. You inadvertently take hold of Yuki's sleeve, and feel a strong urge to eat him. "Don't worry, if anything happens I will protect you" Yuki misunderstands where the danger is coming from. >What do- Eat Yuki- You don't want to be here! Lets go back!- Look for survivors- Power through!- Write in
>>6437997>Write inShe gets aroused by the carnage.
>>6437997>power throughi dont want to hurt the poor guy, but i think either he's gonna be another grave soon or we're gonna have to find something quick to work off the URGES.also there are cross gravestones. are the christian missionary project and subsequent shogunate ordered persecution taking place?
>>6437997>- You don't want to be here! Lets go back!We're scared, tee hee. Let's go around.
>>6437997>You don't want to be here! Lets go back!I actually think this guy could be cool. Probably won't find anything interesting here if the battle is already over.
>>6437997>Power through!This, but also be honest and tell him that we have a very strong urge to eat him right now.
>>6437997>- Eat Yuki
>>6437997>Look for survivorsTime to draw upon our shrine maiden side. A merciful act should suppress the violent urges.
>>6437997>Look for survivors
>>6437997>Power through.This battlefield is filled with dead men and little else! There is no reason for us to feel excited over a battle that's already over.
You hold tight Yuki's sleeve and follow along while fighting the urge to do something. What that something is exactly you don't know, but it is a furnace in your belly that boils your body until you sweat. You are so concerned with keeping this feeling down that you don't notice the ringing in your ears nor the rattling of bones. Until, suddenly a violent spirit manifests before you! A Gashadokuro! A massive ten meter skeleton spirit made from the bones of the vengeful dead!!! It stalks this battlefield looking for humans to consume! Beware its invisibility and invincibility! "Hide!" shouts Yuki! >what do?- Battle time!!! Fight the demon!- Follow Yuki and hide!- Take Yuki and LEG IT!
>>6437999the grave stones were supposed to be swords!
>>6438129Oooooh.>>6438127>- Take Yuki and LEG IT!Nice classic art reference. I hope we don't accidentally eat this nice little guy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gashadokuro> Gashadokuro wanders around at 2:00 a.m. and attacks and eats humans when it sees them.What the hell are we doing here at this time?>>6438127>- Take Yuki and LEG IT!There's no way we could win a direct confrontation with one, even with Oni-chan's prowess.
>>6438127>Take Yuki and LEG IT!
>>6434887>in a unprecedented move, the emperor declared what is now known as the "sword hunt"Oh shit, it just hit me that we might be living in the Azuchi-Momoyama Period, as it is apparently "unprecedented" for a ban on swords to happen at this time. We have to be careful not to make the wrong enemies.>>6438133>I hope we don't accidentally eat this nice little guy.We'll go hunting if we really need to release some pent-up energy. That should be a temporary solution until we reach a town or city. We should improve our meditation skills or temperance to nip Oni-chan's primal instincts in the bud before they get out of hand.
>>6438134>There's no way we could win a direct confrontation with one, even with Oni-chan's prowess.Whaaaat? Didn't we just unlock a buff that boosts our power against single enemies? But on a serious note,>>6438127>Take Yuki and LEG IT!This fish is a bit too big for us to fry at the moment.
>>6438142>>6438134Remember, that this setting is not in 1 to 1 parody to real life events and mythology. Although I draw inspiration from these things, I often times take them to different places. You yourself, are not a typical Oni.
You pick up Yuki and leg it! A Gashadokuro is a fearsome demon indeed, usually it is best to let the demons accumulated anger dissipate on its own. Despite the demons massive size you are filled with intense energy! You cover more ground then you think possible. The boiler inside sends you flying and away from the demons reach! Soon the demon once again fades into mist, but the ringing in your ears and the clattering of bones gives the pursuing demon away! As you run you blast past a few armed humans. What side of the conflict they belong to or what their purpose on the battle field is, you are not sure, there is no time to ask! "Wait! We have to go back and warm them! They are in grave danger!" Yuki seems to think its worth braving the danger >What do?- DANG IT! you turn around and head back to help the humans, charge into the fight!- You can't help them, they will soon be running too after the demon gets its hands on one of them- Take a moment to THINK oni! What would the shrine maiden do? - Warn the humans then keep running- write in
>>6438543>Warn the humans then keep runningI really think its on them if they see an ONI shouting to run for the hills AWAY from them
>>6438543>Warn the humans then keep running.Shrine maiden would probably be on her knees praying for a miracle right now because tf else would she be able to do about a 20 foot tall evil anger skeleton.
>>6438543>- DANG IT! you turn around and head back to help the humans, charge into the fight!Maybe together we'll stand a chance? They can be decoys or distractions.>>6438553We weren't a great shrine maiden in our last life, anyway. hence why we're an oni.
Oh how far we've come, from terrorising villagefolk to having our own personal twink.
>>6438543>Warn the humans then keep running
>>6438543- write in>We roll STR to throw the new humans over our shoulders and carry them with us as well "Oni is strong. Oni is big. Oni is blue.""Oni is strong enough to carry them too!"
>>6438543> Warn the humans then keep running
>>6438543Take a moment to THINK oni! What would the shrine maiden do?
>>6438543support >>6438607if too many humans to possibly carry, I'm inclined to fight.
>>6438543>DANG IT! you turn around and head back to help the humans, charge into the fight!
You stop only to give the humans a dire warning! "Death stalks and is in hot pursuit! Run or die, there can be no dispute!!!"Wither they got it or not, its doesn't matter because you are out of there. You run past the battle field and continue running long after the sound of rattling bones dissipates. Exhausted, you finally let Yuki go and take a long breather."Im not sure I agree with leaving those men behind, as a public servant it is my duty to help those in need. However, It would not be right to allow a shrine maiden fall into danger either. I suppose we can call this one a wash." Yuki doesn't seem too bothered by incident.
You continue to travel with Yuki for a few days until you happen upon a road. Following said road eventually leads to a roadside rice shop! Yuki offers to buy your lunch as thanks for helping him return to civilization. The shop owners reservations about serving you turn when he is confronted with your apatite! Over rice, Yuki tells you that he is on his way to the city of Uwaki to conduct an investigation. The shop keeper chimes in on the subject: "Young master, perhaps you are unaware but the city of Uwaki is currently under siege. It would be most dangerous.""I am aware, but my investigation must be conducted. If Iyuata or Mushi holds the city it does not matter to me. I hope they will see it the same way." Yuki turns to you "I have enjoyed our journey together maiden but here we must part ways. I wish to order us some sake but I do not know if your order forbids it.">What do? - Say farewell to Yuki, perhaps you will meet again- You have always wanted to see a city, continue the journey! >Additional- You can have a LITTLE sake... - No! You are still abstinent!
>>6438917>- You have always wanted to see a city, continue the journey! >- You can have a LITTLE sake... We ain't on the clock!
>>6438917Aww look at him. It's a miracle he still hasn't been killed and cut up by some bandits walking so confidently without a way to actually, physically defend himself against bandits or beasts.>You have always wanted to see a city, continue the journey! Let's keep him alive for a little longer.>You can have a LITTLE sake...They aren't going to give us a barrel and expect us to only take a sip. And surely we are strong enough to handle some alcohol without becoming drunk.
>>6438917>- You have always wanted to see a city, continue the journey!>- No! You are still abstinent!
>>6438917>You have always wanted to see a city, continue the journey! >No! You are still abstinent!I see no reason to fall into the trap of alcohol now.
>>6438917>You have always wanted to see a city, continue the journey!>No! You are still abstinent!Het
>>6438917>You have always wanted to see a city, continue the journey!new sights! new sights!>No! You are still abstinent!we will not partake in it
>>6438917>Say farewell to Yuki, perhaps you will meet again>You can have a LITTLE sake...
>>6438917>You have always wanted to see a city, continue the journey!Yuki could use some muscle.>No! You are still abstinent!Ogres and alcohol don't sound like a good combination. I don't want to risk Oni-chan being an angry drunk and smashing the poor shop owner's place.
>>6438917>- You have always wanted to see a city, continue the journey!>- You can have a LITTLE sake...I still insist we make that dumb fish drink with us. The guy could use a drink too.
>>6438917>You have always wanted to see a city, continue the journey!>No! You are still abstinent!
You decide to accompany Yuki to the city, possibly in order to further some kind of plot. He is happy to have you, however he worries for your safety. If there should be trouble, he asks you run like you did before. He is most impressed with your speed.On the road, towards Uwaki you encounter a patrol of soldiers who stop and interrogate you and Yuki. Luckily, these men work for Mushi. So the imperial papers Yuki presents carry heavy weight. However, the troop leader has some questions."May I ask why you are travelling to Uwaki with an Oni?" Yuki takes offence on your behalf. "Excuse yourself soldier! That is a rude way to speak to my friend. Our business is none of your concern! The papers should be more then enough""No my lord, I mean no offence, but your companion is an actual Oni."Yuki looks you up and down "Nonsense, apologize immediately!">What do- No, they are right, you are in fact an Oni - Wait for your apology
>>6439178>No, they are right, you are in fact an Oni.Wait... Did he... Actually think we were an actual shrine maiden who happened to be 2 heads taller than him, built like a horse and had horns? Or did he never never raise his gaze higher than our chest and simply didn't see the horns in the first place?
>>6439178>No, they are right, you are in fact an Oni.they can still apologise for their prejudice though
>>6439178>No, they are right, you are in fact an Oni
>>6439178>- Wait for your apology>>6439180He's been referring to us as a shrine maiden the whole time. Yes he's head is perfectly at breast height guess that may have distracted him...
>>6439192I thought he was just being nice.>>6439178>- Wait for your apologyTrollface.ukiyo-e
>>6439192"You are the strangest looking shrine maiden I have ever seen.">Yukivision
>>6439209nonsense, Yuki is obviously super gay
>>6439178> Wait for your apologythis is funnier
I seriously can't decide which option I find fubbier, so I'll refrain from voting this time. Lol'd hard already. Good stuff.
>>6439178>No, they are right, you are in fact an Oni.
>>6439178> Wait for your apologyAssuming our race like that, unbelievable.Yuki obviously knows btw, he’s doing a bit.
>>6439178>Wait for the apology... then tell him afterwards that yes you are an Oni, once the two of you are far awayNo need to start trouble here and now in front of the soldiers.If he asks why we didn't say anything sooner then just say we thought he knew
>>6439213What if Yuki is secretly a girl
>>6439309That would be yucki
>>6439309Possibility of him either being a her or just simply an ace is definitely real, but it doesn't really matter right now since we're not horny at the moment.
>>6439178I second >>6439290. He should know by now that if Oni-chan was a savage cannibal, she would have tried to eat him a long time ago.
>>6439315>Not horny at the moment
You decide not to say anything and get an apology from the soldier. It does not come easy, but slowly the man does apologize to you much to the amusement of his squad. "I am... sorry for the... miss characterization of your person..." you accept the apology and Yuki is happy everything worked out. The soldier lets the two of you on your way, but insists that you should see his lord Mushi before approaching the city. Which Yuki agrees, it would be best to get permission first. After the soldiers depart, you confess to yuki that you are indeed actually an Oni, and let Yuki give your horns a confirmation squeeze. "I see... well this is most embarrassing." Yuki explains that he had never seen an Oni and you did not fit the description of one. "My mind must have been distracted with something else" He is happy that you confided in him and he says he will not judge you on your disposition. However, he says that this does cause a problem. He has met Mushi before and knows that the man does not respect nor trust the supernatural. He may even put you in a cage, as he has done with other Yōkai! Additionally Yuki, as an investigator for the emperor, cannot work with classified 'demons'... However, he is not forbidden to walk side by side with a friend! Perhaps the two of you can simply sneak into the city and avoid Mushi altogether. >There is no prompt today! Unless you feel like saying something or doing something I suppose!
>>6439367We could purchase a comically large hat?
>>6439367Get a new outfit with an oversized hat
>>6439367Ah yes...we know exactly what you were distracted by. Good tastes my man.I'll back buying large floofy hat.
>>6439367i feel our ensemble has been woefully bottom heavy for too long. we should get an inconveniently large hat
>>6439374>>6439380>>6439411Only a Western witch could hope to have a hat so absurdly large
>>6439412What about a tengai?
>>6439367This quest would be better if the Oni was wearing some kind of oversized headgear.
>>6439367Of course he was distracted by "something else", how could he not be?And if Mushi doesn't respect the supernatural in general, then we'll just make him to respect us specifically. Probably by force like we did that magistrate.
>>6439374>>6439411>>6439415We could add ornaments to the horns to make them look like Kanzahi accessories, which would draw a lot less weird glances.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanzashi
>>6439386>>6439437>what you were distracted by>Of course he was distracted by "something else", how could he not be?the giant skeleton chasing us of course, and then the welfare of the other soldiers >>6439367>walk side by side with a friendfriendzoned>>6439374+1 hat shopping (but it does seem like a human pursuit...). It should be suitably fabulous (picrel)
>>6439456Now I'm torn, because this is cute as fuck, but >>6439415 or >>6439499 is funnier.
>>6439437>then we'll just make him to respect us specifically. Probably by force like we did that magistrate.Or Blue Oni could just use her persuasive charms and convince him to be nice to her. CHA has been a stat that has worked out well for us so far. Don't believe me? Just ask that cuddle human!
>>6439520
>>6439541kek!
To get to the city, you and Yuki have to be sneaky. Mostly, Yuki would scout ahead then guide you through some path he found. Then, the two of you waited until nightfall before you and Yuki creeped through the sleeping camp of soldiers and climbed the walls. He is quite apt and sneaking, but the guards seem surprisingly lax too! Despite your Oni dark vision, it is still hard to see just how big the camped army is. Tents seem to stretch on and on.
Once over the wall, you and Yuk are able to find an inn that will put you up for the night. Yuki comments that the siege has only just begun so things are still civil in the city. However, everything can get pretty bad quickly if dialogue breaks down and the fighting starts. Which he is sure is any day. Mushi didn't come for tea, and Iyuata won't simply hand over his lands. He only hopes that the civilians will be allowed to leave the city... "I'm spent Oni... Lets wait a day before seeing the Daimyo...">What do in the city tomorrow?- See the grand market! Buy something nice!- Visit all the food shops- Get your hands on a well crafted weapon- You don't know, let Yuki take you someplace of his choosing- reasonable write in
>>6439541horns too small
>>6439639They are perfectly average, and have a good personality!
>>6439638>You don't know, let Yuki take you someplace of his choosing.Date! Date!
>>6439638> See the grand market! Buy something niceWhoo grand market!
>>6439638> You don't know, let Yuki take you someplace of his choosingFood stalls sounds great, market too. We'll probably be overwhelmed by everything anyway. And I don't think we've ever had to deal with things like currency. Probably the best to let our favorite living human give us the introduction.
>>6439638>You don't know, let Yuki take you someplace of his choosing.>See the grand market! Buy something nice!Either/or, or better yet both. Perfect date episode!
>>6439638>You don't know, let Yuki take you someplace of his choosinghope he has a hefty wallet
>>6439638>Get your hands on a well crafted weapon1. We should probably have a weapon. If we ever get in a fight it'll probably give us a bonus to our rolls.2. The Emperor's Decree was about no SWORDS, right? Having a giant club or something can be argued that it isn't a "weapon" and instead is just a tool for construction/manual labor. They're not saying peasants can't have pitchforks, are they? Get a quality weapon that is devastating in the hands of an Oni while still debatably innocuous.3. The city belongs to the Lord who opposes the Sword Hunt, so they'll probably approve of a "Shrine Maiden" showing an interest in being able to defend herself and her temple from wolves and bandits. Potential discount!
>>6439818A staff/club. "What, you're going to take a shrine maiden's walking stick? Why is it so thick? I'm big, idiot, so I need a big stick to hold my weight!"
>>6422195>"Blue" Oni Quest>Oni is not actually blueWhat the fuck is this hack writing?
>>6439826Bro? Her horns?? Her outfit???
>>6439826It refers to her general state of melancholia, obviously!
Day in the city 1/3 complete!Given the choice of venue, Yuki decides to take you to a bathhouse in the morning. Or, better said, take himself! Yuki melts into the the hot water and comments about its healing effects on his desperately sore muscles. On your side, you can't say its the best experience. The barrels are too tight and most of the water just spills out. Additionally, you don't feel sore at all. The long trek through the wilderness didn't effect you much at all really. However, you do get clean which is nice. >What do in the city?- See the grand market! Buy something nice!- Visit all the food shops- Get your hands on a well crafted weapon- You don't know, let Yuki take you someplace of his choosing- Visit the local temple- Visit the cities famous tourist icons! - Just go see the Daimyo- Gambling den! - See a play- reasonable write in
>>6439878>- Visit the local templeI feel the pull of our past life...
>>6439879That pull is the hot tub barrel still stuck on your body
>>6439878See a play
>>6439913kek!
>>6439878>Get your hands on a well crafted weapon
>>6439878>Get your hands on a well crafted weaponI'm worried the weapons will only be made for tiny human hands and not rough n' tough oni hands
>>6439878>Visit the local temple.Let's come and check out most spiritual place around.
Day in the city 2/3 complete!After taking a dip in a jug, you decide to take the reigns and choose the next location. In the artisan quarter, even though many of the shoppers are hiding in their homes, the greedy merchants are not! And the merchant that is greedier then any other is the weapons merchant. Seems like suddenly everyone in the city wants to get their hands on a weapon, so the price is through the roof! "Hmph, if that no good Mushi wins ill be out of business! All the more reason to gouge now while I can!" Luckily for you its all on Yuki's dime! >What buy?- A big Oni sized club for smashing - A mystic shrine maiden bow for slaying- why ruin a good thing? Fisticuffs, for more punching!- A samurai sword, just because it would be kinda funny - You just wanted to LOOK, wraslin is the greatest martial art of them all!
>>6440113>A big Oni sized club for smashing!Damn, the merchant won't even give us a discount for our pretty face? He is hella greedy, indeed.
>>6439878>See the grand market! Buy something nice!WHOO GRAND MARKET
>>6440113FUCK>A samurai sword, just because it would be kinda funny
>>6440113>A big Oni sized club for smashing!That said, we should probably do something to try and help pay Yuki back at some point. I wonder if we could win a Sumo match and earn prize money...
>>6440113>- A big Oni sized club for smashing>But tie some shrine maidenly things to itONI WITH AN IRON CLUB
>>6440113>- A big Oni sized club for smashing Consider it repayment for the endless eye candy. He even got to see us naked in the bath.
>>6440136Gay Yuki theory becoming more and more likely with each post.
>>6440113> A big Oni sized club for smashing
>>6440113>A samurai sword, just because it would be kinda funny
>>6440134+1>>6440113
>>6440113Supporting >>6440134's suggestion. Hope its cute
>>6440134+1 blue slasher
Something about this big Oni club feels RIGHT. It is an extension of yourself and the first thing you plan to do is TEST it. With a melon from a nearby merchant you got about the grus-
Wait, STOP. Intrusive thought time: Is Yuki GAY??? Is he a homosexual??? Does he kiss the white fox??? Is he one with the willows?? Some would say the theory is gaining ground each day in your mind. What about the theory that he is actually secretly a girl??? Wouldn't that be a wild twist? Anything is possible! Lets look at the FACTS: A: He is NEATB: He is CLEANC: He didn't try putting the moves on youHe is either the perfect gentleman or one of those fancy homos. But what are you going to do about it?>What do?- Nothing, its not really relevant is it?- You are going to aggressively corner him and simply ask him of course- You are going to try seducing him tonight in a convoluted scheme to figure it out.
>>6440351>Nothing, its not really relevant is it?we simply observe
>>6440351>You are going to aggressively corner him and simply ask him of course
>>6440351>Nothing
>You are going to try seducing him tonight in a convoluted scheme to figure it out.I like the idea of a convoluted scheme >>6440351>What about the theory that he is actually secretly a girl???This can't be because they bathed together.He was also distracted by her tits earlier so either he's not a homo or he's blind.
>>6440351>Nothing, its not really relevant is it?I dont think we should do a woman moment on the poor guy. SMASH THAT MELON
>>6440152His eyes were zeroed in on her tits the whole time, to the point he never even noticed the horns until she pointed it out. He cannot possibly be gay. The guy is a gentleman and hardcore big booby lover...or a lesbian but the Oni would have noticed that he is actually a she when they bathed together.>>6440351- You are going to try seducing him tonight in a convoluted scheme to figure it out.My money is on him being a gentleman who is a titty lover. Pushing him isn't wise, as that would be rude and not work on his prim and proper type(ignoring how much he stared at her boobs the WHOLE time and thus failing to notice the horns). He also likely has a thing for shrine maidens and amazons given his reaction to said horns when finally pointed out to him.Hopefully he's not blind.
>>6440351>- You are going to try seducing him tonight in a convoluted scheme to figure it out.Anything else would simply be far less funny.
>>6440351>Nothing, its not really relevant is it?Maybe he's just timid. Or has a fiancée.
>>6440351>Nothing, its not really relevant is it?Oni-chan would have noticed if Yuki had tits at the bath house. Nothing was brought up then, so he's almost certainly a dude. Furthermore, he was too distracted by Oni-chan's breasts to notice that her horns are real. Thus, he is neither a woman nor a homosexual. If she tries to do any weird tricks with him, he'll notice something is up and she would have to tell him why she did it, and he WILL take offense to such assumptions.It's only weird if Oni-chan makes it so, so let's avoid letting that happen.
>>6440370>Hopefully he's not blind.Yuki sneaked Oni-chan over the city walls and navigated the wilderness. There is nothing so far that would imply that he is blind.
>>6440351>Does he kiss the white fox???Never heard this expression before>What about the theory that he is actually secretly a girl??? Wouldn't that be a wild twist? Anything is possible!Yuri ? On my traveller quest ? As if that'd happen would be kino though>You are going to try seducing him tonight in a convoluted scheme to figure it out.
>>6440351Write in>Give him a bug cuddly Oni hug as a thank you for the gift weapon. Considering where his face will be coincidentally positioned, see if the hug elicits a... "reaction" from Yuki.If she feels something poke her leg (other than the empty sheath he carries), then that'd be undeniable proof that he is both straight and male.
>>6440351>Nothing, its not really relevant is it?>>6440382That's also a good theory. Maybe he's simply too loyal to his wife to make any moves on us.
Maybe he preffers Red Oni's
>>6440131>Sumo for money
>>6440351>You are going to aggressively corner him and simply ask him of courseWe are blunt and direct, just like our new club!
>>6440364But he didn't notice we were an oni, what if we aren't observant enough to notice the lack of a dick?
>>6431316i wonder from this autumn love, the blooms of spring will come after the winter, that gives life meaning of the mortal (is she prego?)
>>6440677~4 months later, we'd probably notice something not being "right", unless our immaculate amazonian physique helped us avoid experiencing the worst side effects.
You would be wise not to follow down the conspiracy rabbit hole! You mostly did want to do something but were not concise enough on what so you default to nothing. Such is the way of life, perhaps things will reveal themselves in time anyway. At least you can disregard the Yuki female theory, that one didn't have much legs to stand on anyway. Now check out this drive!
WHAMO! This melon's ancestors felt that one for sure. This weapon really lets you channel that oni RAGE! Its getting to be late and your day in the city is almost over, how would you like to end it? >What do in the city?- Visit a restaurant- You don't know, let Yuki take you someplace of his choosing- Visit the local temple- Visit the cities famous tourist icons!- Just go see the Daimyo- Gambling den!- See a play!- reasonable write in
Aw shucks, no new revalations made, no crackpot theories confirmed.>>6440775>Just go see the Daimyo.We've delayed our visit long enough and got a new toy to beat rival yokai with. I'd say it's about time we go see the local guy in charge.
>>6440775> - Reasonable write in> Sex with Yuki
>>6440775>-You don't know, let Yuki take you someplace of his choosing
>>6440775>Visit the local templeShrine maiden connection
>>6440774Aw.>>6440775>- Visit the local temple
>>6440775>Visit the local temple
>>6440775>Visit a restaurantFOOD!!Does this count as a date?
>>6440775>Visit the local templeOni-chan is trying to look like a shrine maiden, so she might as well walk the walk and not just talk the talk.
>>6440775>Visit the local templetime to revisit our roots
"Umm, actually, the thing is. Well, The temple is a little bit difficult you see. Sorry let me take it from the start" Yuki starts to fumble as he begins to understand that you wish to go to the temple. "The reason I am in the city is to investigate disappearances at the local temple... It would be improper for me to go there before I speak with the Daimyo"Well, maybe you can just go yourself and he can wait outside. "Ah, well its complicated. You see I am not supposed to work with classified 'demons' and you going to the temple while we are travelling together... you see it becomes very complicated." Yuki seems more nervous now, then he did when confronted by a Gashadokuro!"Why don't you let me take you somewhere else? Maybe we can see a play? i would love to see one while im here.">What do?- Ok, you will respect his wishes - Go to the temple anyway, he is making a mt fuji out of an ant hill!
>>6440450stand back everyone, i will fall on this sword on your behalf
>>6440917> Go to the temple anyway, he is making a mt fuji out of an ant hill!
>>6440917>Ok, you will respect his wishes.It sounds like we'll be going to the temple regardless. Maybe we can visit a restaurant for now and taste whatever these humans consider tasty food.Question for QM: is our hair permanently stuck like that, or does Oni-chan trim it off-sceen every couple weeks?
>>6440917>Ok, you will respect his wishesHe's being silly, but he JUST bought her a fancy new weapon as a gift.The least she can do is respect his (overly dramatic) request
>>6440917> Ok, you will respect his wishes
>>6440917>- Ok, you will respect his wishes
>>6440919The QM's bought us about 4 seconds
>>6440917>>6440919it is time to unleash the JEALOUSY lover trial subplotSullenly acquiesce to samurai Yuki wishes of social propriety, but then demand to be entertained by performing geishas at a teahouse / restaurantDuring the tea ceremony performance, FLIRT outrageously with all the blushing geishas whilst observing in secretive slyness whether these geisha dalliances provoke his (?) male (??) samurai ardour. If it does not, maybe he is a gay or asexualConsidering the SWORDLESS / empty sheathe metaphor, it is also within the realm of tragic possiblity that Yuki is a eunuch
what's the plan if the daimyo sees us and goes apeshit? I don't think we can just kill him, as it'd probably hurt Yuki's feelings.
>>6440917>- Go to the temple anyway, he is making a mt fuji out of an ant hill!Oni are cutest when they're a little pigheaded.
>>6441020Hopefully our beautiful samurai will come to our defense and protet the weak and defenceless shrine maiden.If not, we can probably beat Daimyo into unconsciousness without killing him.
>>6440917> Ok, you will respect his wishesSounds like we’ll be able to go there in a couple days anyway so no biggie
>>6441023Then give him a piggyback ride and forcibly carry him to the theater play
>>6440917>Ok, you will respect his wishesThere's not much we can do about it at the moment. I DO find it suspicious that the Daimyo is insistent on meeting beforehand. My guess is that the Daimyo is somehow complicit in the disappearances and he wants to meet Yuki beforehand so he can manipulate the investigation. In case this assumption is correct, Oni-chan should not let on that she is much more perceptive than she outwardly appears. On the surface, she should only look like extra muscle and a spiritual advisor. Of course, she should be well-mannered and do her best to not be a liability for Yuki.>>6440948>During the tea ceremony performance, FLIRT outrageously with all the blushing geishas whilst observing in secretive slyness whether these geisha dalliances provoke his (?) male (??) samurai ardour.Nah, Yuki doesn't seem like the jealous type. He would just assume that Oni-chan is an actual homosexual and let her flirt with the geishas.>JEALOUSY>geishasI sense an insecurity arc coming for Oni-chan in the near future. As she learns more about what normally makes women attractive to men, she might compare herself to those standards. Oni-chan is big in a few ways, to put it lightly. It's honestly a miracle that she hasn't broken any chairs or fallen through floorboards yet. She may be perceived as inelegant, obtuse, and gluttonous, which would only feed her inhibitions. It is entirely possible that a circle of noblewomen would make Oni-chan their social punching bag.>Considering the SWORDLESS / empty sheathe metaphor, it is also within the realm of tragic possibility that Yuki is a eunuchThat would be pretty sad, but unfortunately not uncommon. Assuming Oni-chan gets to know Yuki more over an extended period of time, she would be outraged if this is the case and likely spend an entire arc hunting for the cretin that did it to him.
>>6441078>I DO find it suspicious that the Daimyo is insistent on meeting beforehand. I think it may just be a matter of propriety. Investigating without announcing your arrival to the Lord first would seem presumptuous, even like you're suspicious of him. It could cause offense.>It is entirely possible that a circle of noblewomen would make Oni-chan their social punching bag.Then we would use them as literal punching bags. The opinions of humans we aren't currently cuddling are largely irrelevant.>Vengeance for the eunuch!I like him, but not THAT much.
You understand completely (you don't get it). However, if you do this for Yuki now you are sure you can ask him for something important later. That's how friendships work (probably)! Yuki thanks you for your understanding and waylays you to a play instead. You have never seen a play and Yuki insists that one must see a play if they go to a city. Yuki was not wrong, the play is incredibly entertaining. It is titled 'The seven heavenly swords are needed to destroy the demonking'. Despite the action and amazing visual effects it is ultimately a comedy. At one point, the young master even pulls a sword out of his butt! Entertaining as it is, you can't help but notice the weapon glorification subtext. A problem does arise as the play goes on, a few samurai in the front row seem to be under the impression that they are part of the play! They loudly talk, and shout to the actors on stage. As the play starts to reach its climax, the samurai get even drunker and more abrasive to the actors. Throwing food, and even trying to pull at the actors legs if they get too close! No one seems to be saying or doing anything about it, Yuki just shakes his head in disappointment. Will no one come to aid of these artists??? One of the drunks seems to be readying himself to climb onto the stage! >What do?- [linked] Nothing, its more fun to see it all come crashing down! - [linked] Nothing, but be upset about it - Get involved! Give these drunks a stern talking to!
>>6440934>Question for QM: is our hair permanently stuck like that, or does Oni-chan trim it off-sceen every couple weeks?I don't intend to answer that question unless anons want to change your hairstyle
>>6441115>[linked] Nothing, its more fun to see it all come crashing down!"Oni is strong, and Oni is fun."Oni wants to see it all come undone!"
>>6441115- [linked] Nothing, its more fun to see it all come crashing down!
>>6441115>Put a hand on their shoulders and lean on the troublemakers with a significant portion of your weight
>>6441115>- [linked] Nothing, but be upset about it
>>6441115>>6441138+1silly humans
>>6441115>Get involved! Give these drunks a stern talking to!
>>6441115>Get involved! Give these drunks a stern talking to!We've made enough concessions to Yuki today, and simply can't pretend to be a quiet & submissive lady any longer. Let them know that THEY are ruining OUR fun.
>>6441115> Ask Yuki whether it's okay to put those drunk samurai into their place
>>6441115I change my vote >>6441175 to>Get involved! Give these drunks a stern talking to!
>>6441115>[linked] Nothing, its more fun to see it all come crashing down!Maybe this what plays are supposed to be like? How should we know?
You cant just stand by and let a bunch of hooligans ruin your night out! You lift up the man trying to crawl onto the stage and give him a good shake!"Of your antics I have had enough! Get lost or ill get tough!""AAAUGHH! Unhand me!!! Don't you know how I am!??"No you don't, does he know who you are? "no..."Well he should! A chair interrupts your conversation by virtue of exploding across your back. Unflinching, you look down at the surprised little man who tried to hurt you. "What are you, some kind of monster? My wife should be at home! Hic~" another drunk reaches for his sword, but then flops to the ground in a drunken stupor.However, Its more then just the three men. It seems whoever this guy is, he has brought a few men with him! Liqueur has made them brave! They also run forward to help their master and a brawl ensues! Despite the chaos no one seems to be leaving the performance as they now watch you fight a gaggle of men while also watching the performance. The actors on stage, professionals that they are, continue acting. >Roll 1d10s for STR in order to subdue the men without letting things get out of hand!
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>6441529It's mommy time
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>6441529> "What are you, some kind of monster? My wife should be at home! Hic~"I like this guy
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>6441529
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>6441529knock em down like bowling pins
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>6441529Hopefully we can subdue them without killing them
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>6441529Silly men, it's already way past your bed time!
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>6441529
>>6441529how many men are there? how many rolls do you need? I'm assuming 7 defeated foes is enough.
>>6441572Ah shit
The goons come at you, and you swat them down! Truly they are powerless against your Oni might. You have crushed mosquitoes more skilled then these guys! However, you are not trying to kill them, you are trying to subdue them! If you hit too hard they may never come back up! It makes for a different game then what you are used to, as they just keep coming back for more. Eventually things get a little too rowdy and one of the thugs runs out and starts calling for help! "Help, help, there is a demon at the theatre!!!"Over time more grunts enter the theatre and swarm you! The commotion gets so big that even the city watch arrives! You think to explain the situation but they don't want to hear it, and simply decide to arrest everyone, sorting it out later!!! How unjust! Despite your protest, your massive size and ferocity is enough for the guards to decide you must be the instigator! At this moment Yuki steps forward and introduces himself. "Greetings, My name is Yuki of the Baku clan. I work for the investigations bureau a..." This doesn't help deescalate the situation at all, instead Yuki is ALSO arrested for being an imperial sympathizer. "Hmmm... we better play along for now Oni"
You spend the night in JAIL! Yuki apologizes to you and admits that maybe the theatre was the wrong choice of venue. You apologize for getting everyone arrested. "No need to apologize for that. You did what you needed to do and I support your decision. Besides, look on the bright side of things. With an Oni and an investigator in his jail, the Daimyo will have no choice but to meet with us in the morning."You suppose so"By the way, how did you enjoy the play? The samurai reminded me of a swordsmen I once knew...">No prompt today! Tomorrow we meet the Daimyo!
>>6441782Too bad most of those goons are probably too drunk to learn their lesson.Also Yuki shouldn't have gotten himself into trouble for us. We probably could've gotten out of custody by ourselves.
>>6441677just 3 today, usually its a best of three or a play on it
>>6441786>young master even pulls a sword out of his butt>The samurai reminded me of a swordsmen I once knew...kek
>>6441786>"By the way, how did you enjoy the play?"Perhaps it was funny, but I imagine Yuki wouldn't be a huge fan of it, given the heavy pro-sword propaganda of it.
>>6441788True, but it was a nice thought.
>>6441786>By the way, how did you enjoy the play?Oni-chan probably thought it was entertaining.>With an Oni and an investigator in his jail, the Daimyo will have no choice but to meet with us in the morning....he's not coming, is he?
