You are an ONI! A fierce mythical deman! You are ONE second old! Yep, you just came into being right here right now. Yet some how you are not only fully grown, but you understand what you are. Along with what the world is, language, concepts like gravity, and even the birds and the bees! wow! What will your first action be on this bitch of an earth? >What do? - Contemplate how you came to be- Declare your dominance of earth land and sea to the heavens! - Find a big stick to use as a club- Become aware of your surroundings- Write in
>>6422195>- Declare your dominance of earth land and sea to the heavens!I mean c'mon
>>6422195>Contemplate how you came to be
>>6422195>- Declare your dominance of earth land and sea to the heavens!Stronk woni
>>6422195>Declare your dominance of earth land and sea to the heavens!
>>6422195>- Become aware of your surroundings
>>6422195>Declare your dominance of earth land and sea to the heavens!I already feel dominated
>>6422195>- Contemplate how you came to be
>>6422195>What do?- Contemplate how much of a flake you are
>>6422195>- Contemplate how you came to be>Then change the title to Boob Oni
You shout a challenge towards the heavens! "Woe to you oh heaven earth and sea! Everything belongs to me! For I claim dominance of all I see!" You receive nothing but silence in return, but you know your enemies now work to bring about your downfall. Pathetic! You will run them down like dogs!
In order to hasten the predetermined collapse of your enemies, you also check your surroundings and Contemplate how you came to be. You are far into the mountains of a region known as Hekora province. All around you are untamed wilderness. You know this intuitively. How? Well the answer is simple. Next to you are the bones of a women who's memories you inherited. She was a local shrine maiden who came to banish a demon. She FAILED big time but her loss was your win because an oni plant grew on her body and gave birth to you! Wow! Really cool backstory. Even though you have this womens memories and knowledge, you are not her! You just parasited her brain, or at least this plant did. Its a very complicated origin story. Its a dangerous thing to willow in this women's memories however, because suddenly you feel SHAME for being naked. Oh no! That's potentially a permanent debuff. >What do? - Training arc, time to become SWOLE - Get dressed using the scraps of her clothing! - Look for the demon that slayed this women- run care free through the wilderness- Write in
>>6422227- Get dressed using the scraps of her clothing!
>>6422227>- Training arc, time to become SWOLE>- Get dressed using the scraps of her clothing!
>>6422227>Get dressed using the scraps of her clothing! Intimidate local demons (POTENTIAL RIVALS!) by LARPing as a shrine maiden then kill them with bare hands. Simple plans are the best, no?
>>6422227>Training arc, time to become SWOLEWe don't need clothes. We'll use our BULK to intimidate our foes
>>6422227>- Training arc, time to become SWOLE Develop a body to be proud of, and shame will fade.
-Get dressed using the scraps of her clothing!
>>6422227>- Get dressed using the scraps of her clothing!
>>6422227>- Training arc, time to become SWOLEWe have dominion over all the earth, neither climate nor modesty can constrain us with clothes!
You grab whatever is left of the maidens clothing to cover yourself. Unfortunately, the clothing is quite torn and you are TOO BIG to fit. However, you are not actually ashamed of being NAKED, you are ashamed that you are not wearing clothing! Somehow this feels lewder, being an oni sure is tough.
You have not been alive for even five minutes and you have already begun your training arc! Its time to get BIG. Just in time a wild HOG appears, he has heard your challenge to the heavens and has come to dispute your claims. He will be the FIRST obstacle you must surmount on this bitch of an earth. >Roll 1d10!
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>6422273THE BESTEST STRONGEST LEWDEST ONI
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>6422273
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>6422273Boar? More like gored!>>6422281NICE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>6422281Based.>>6422273Looks like pork for dinner.
>>6422289
10/10 You HEAVE the boar up into the air with your TITANIC MIGHT. Through this mighty feat you reveal to yourself that you have [bold][3][/bold] strength, that means that you roll a best of 3 dice when resolving feats of strength! Additionally, you note that the higher the number on the dice the better quality of outcome! This completes the basic combat tutorial. The boar wiggles its feet impotently, awaiting the spine shattering suplex you are poised to deliver. What do?- Eat pork- Befriend Pork
>>6422300>EAT PORK
>>6422300>Subjugate PorkBow and pledge (or oink) yourself to us and yo will be spared. Disobey and you will be eaten!
>>6422300FEAST ON THE PORKdid the maiden know how to cook?
>>6422300- Eat pork
Time passes as you claim dominion over the surrounding woods. You eat pork, birds, whatever beast of the land you can catch. You become so good at eating meat that you can even do it in your sleep! Nothing really comes to bother you and you simply enjoy the sun and the BIG CHILL. You are now one month old, congratulations! What do now? > Big chill part 2: blue summer> Continue the training arc and look for BIGGER enemies to fight> come down from the mountains and terrorize the local village > Just wait for something to happen, its a quest after all!> write in
>>6422304>did the maiden know how to cook?Yep! But if you focus too hard on it you may unearth some memories, and get a past life debuff. Maybe next time you will find yourself needing to wear shoes!
>>6422323>Continue the training arc and look for BIGGER enemies to fightAs it is with shrine maidens, just walk around aimlessly somewhere and you'll find trouble in no time!
>>6422323> Continue the training arc and look for BIGGER enemies to fightNo need to leave home when lie is so good here, right?
>>6422323>come down from the mountains and terrorize the local village
>>6422323>> Continue the training arc and look for BIGGER enemies to fightTake pig fur, wrap it around feet.
>>6422323>> Continue the training arc and look for BIGGER enemies to fightif we COOK, we get MORE GAINZ
>>6422358Maybe we can even find the DEMON that SLAYED our PAST LIFE. Beating us up? Even if we didn't exist yet? We can't let that slide!
>>6422323>Continue the training arc and look for BIGGER enemies to fightWe can't just keep our strength to ourself, all of creation should be able to witness our magnitude.
>>6422323> Big chill part 2: blue summerChillax, it's summer.
>>6422323>come down from the mountains and terrorize the local villageok hear me outHusband
>>6422323> Continue the training arc and look for BIGGER enemies to fight
>>6422323>> Continue the training arc and look for BIGGER enemies to fight
>>6422323>Big chill part 2: blue summer
>>6422397>HusbandThat comes after becoming stronger.
>>6422540
>>6422323> Continue the training arc and look for BIGGER enemies to fightTRAIIIIIN>>6422540Quiet, you
>>6422540Damn he was actually silenced. Blu Onigrill is really that strong
>>6422542>>6422567>>6422597wh-what happened?
>>6422617Some anon was being rude about the art
>>6422617Sojourner hater, was bound to happen
There will be many summers to laze around in the future when your rule is secured, this is the time to think about getting big! You spend the next two months stomping around and picking fights with whoever you can find. Mostly you find bears, but you also find some yōkai to wrestle and test your might against! At some point, you encounter a river spirit that seems to come back to life each week making, for an excellent sparing partner.
"There you are you damn pup!" a voice calls out and distracts you long enough for the river spirit to squirm away. "I am Boris the Great demon boar of Hekora province!!! I have been looking for the one who has been consuming my subjects and disrupting the balance of the eco system!!!""Who you be?" you ask "What you want with me?" "HUH!?? Are you DUMB? I Just told you!">Well? are you dumb?-Yeah, you dumb, you have 1 INT-So-so, you have 2 INT-Nah, you smart, you have 3 INT
>>6422655>-So-so, you have 2 INTToo stupid is lame. Too smart is lame.
>>6422655>SO-SO>WHY DO YOU GET TO PROMPT HOW SMART I AM HUH?>PUNCH HIM
>>6422655>-Nah, you smart, you have 3 INT>Punch him. Since violence is perfectly fine solution to a lot of problems.
>>6422655>-Nah, you smart, you have 3 INT>punch him
>>6422655>-Nah, you smart, you have 3 INTWe're smart enough to know that sometimes, acting dumb is the way to be.>>6422658Support punching him for calling us dumb!
>>6422655>-Yeah, you dumb, you have 1 INT>>6422648Especially absurd because even the most obnoxious antisoj ought to acknowledge his art.
You aren't dumb! You are either really smart or so-so smart, you are not 100% sure yet. Either way, you are smart enough to know those sound like FIGHTING words."They don't sound! They ARE fighting words!" You were looking for the top pig around these parts, and it looks like you found him! However, this guy is no push over! This hog will STOMP your first dice roll down by 2 points! And your second dice roll by 1 point!>STR check, Roll 3 1d10s!
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>6422759Oh yeah??? We'll stomp HIM!
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>6422759
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>6422759KILL
>>6422765>STOMP ON ME? I'LL STOMP ALL OVER YOU, HAHA!
>>6422765
You pound the pork until he is minced extra lean ground meat! The smack down was so one sided it was actually demoralizing! Is there no one on this mountain to test your strength? How can you grow stronger without REAL enemies to test your might??? >what do?- eat pork- subjugate pork- write in
>>6422793>eat porkTotal Porker Death
>>6422793>- eat pork
>>6422793>COOK and eat pork. preferably skinned
>>6422793SUBJUGATE HIM by eating him, COOK HIM
>>6422793>eat pork>Theow scraps to river spirit
>>6422793>subjugate porkDunno about eating this one, he could talk
>>6422793>- subjugate porkIt has hands
This ain't no kids story folks, you savage your enemy and grind his bones into your bread. That's just how blue Oni roll. Once you eat him up you enemy will be gone for good, and you will be KING of the mountain."Excuse me but that is incorrect, yōkai can't simply be killed by destroying their bodies. It may take several years but even weak spirit will eventually return." the water spirit interjects Yes, this is true. You know it to be true. For you to completely be rid of this spirit you would need to exercise it. You also know that because you slew and ate the spirit of the land, soon the animals will migrate away from here and the soil will turn barren until he can one day return. Now that you have devastated the region and bested its strongest spirit, you no longer have a reason to stay here.>what do?- Delve into your memories for the knowledge needed to exercise the spirit- "Holy shit you can talk?"- Ok, now its finally time to terrorize the local village - Time to leave your home and go on a journey- Write in
>>6422857>- Ok, now its finally time to terrorize the local villageTime to discover the joys of sake.
>>6422857>- Ok, now its finally time to terrorize the local village
>>6422857>- Delve into your memories for the knowledge needed to exercise the spiritIf we exercise the spirit, it'll have more meat on its bones the next time it comes back. 3 Int move right here!
>>6422857>- Ok, now its finally time to terrorize the local villageMight as well bring them the bad news
>>6422857>- Ok, now its finally time to terrorize the local villageMaybe your shrine maiden host had a nice village boy she liked. You can kidnap him for yourself.
>>6422857- "Holy shit you can talk?"Honestly a bit of a bro for hanging out and wrestling with us this whole time.
>>6422857>"Holy shit you can talk?"
>>6422857>-"Holy shit you can talk?"Maybe the fish will acknowledge our primacy and come with us when we...>- Ok, now its finally time to terrorize the local village
>>6422857>Ok, now its finally time to terrorize the local village
The changes your actions have wrought bring swift consequence, as you have not seen a single boar since you started descending down the mountain. The closer you get to the village the emptier you stomach gets and soon enough you are getting that hunger meanness. Soon you start to find human trails and its not long after you started to follow one do you encounter a convoy! With a loud below and stomp the humans abandon their carts and run down the trail in terror! leaving you with their tasty prizes.
Among the goods they leave behind you find a barrel of sake!!! You don't know how it tastes due to your sire's abstinence, but you do know its prized among those who partake! >What do?- Try a sip! Everyone always has a great time! - No! No good comes from drinking this evil liquid! -write in
>>6422967>Try a sip! Everyone always has a great time!Are you telling me this water is stronger than her? I think not!
>>6422967>Try a sip! Everyone always has a great time!PARTY
>>6422967>No! No good comes from drinking this evil liquid!
>>6422967>- No! No good comes from drinking this evil liquid! Teetotaler oni is amusing.
>>6422967>- No! No good comes from drinking this evil liquid!This is a trap! And The Smartest Oni is fully capable of avoididing traps.
>>6422967>Invite fish to drink with us
>>6422985>less oni shenanigans is amusing
