>Work in retail>Every day sucks, coworkers are awful, especially my boss>All the customers are rude>One day cute 9/10 chick walks into a store>She approaches me to ask me on where to find dumbbells, mats and stuff like yoga pants because she wants to start working out>Just the sight is enough to give me a boner>Lead her to the aisle and to impress her start talking like a fuckass expert about what she needs>throbbingboner.png>She buys and leaves happily, probably one of the only nice customers I've had so farRobots, why is my delusional ass still thinking about her? I know I'm out of her league and I'll never see her again but I can't get over the thought that I could have asked for her instagram or something. Would have also loved to see her ass in those yoga pants. I feel so miserable about this.
>>82348070You realize normies will lie and give fake smiles right? She knew you were bragging and trying to show off and gave a pity smile to shut you the fuck up to get in and out as quick as possible
>>82348070she's having sex right now as you're thinking of her OP
>>82348070Because you have no female attention whatsoever
>>82348364But I'm not a creep, I was trying to be as genuine as possible.
>>82348952You're on this board you're considered a creep simply because you're autistic or ugly regardless of your intentions.Also why would she be interested in a loser working retail?
>>82348070It's the monkey instincts in all of us. I have a really cute dentist and she always tries to chat with me. Way above my league but she does seem like a genuinely nice person. It usually takes me around a week to stop thinking about my visit.
>>82349038She wouldn't remember your name if it wasn't on your file yet you think about her for a week?
>>82348952>"Creep" just means not CHAD
>miserable fucks immediately roll in deflate OPAnd you say women are crabs
>>82349105>She wouldn't remember your name if it wasn't on your file yet you think about her for a week?What's so surprising? She deviates from the norm significantly in a few things. An event that salient is bound to come up every now and then in your mind.
>asked for her instagramDo zoomfags really? Why not phone number? Beta AF.
>>82350238>An event that salient is bound to come up every now and then in your mind.Simp
>>82350214No no we say women have crabsBig difference
>>82348070i still think about the warmth the checkout chick left on some plastic bags she handed me like 15 years ago.
>>82350285this is how zoomers get laid old man
>>82350214He achieved nothing and these thoughts are ultimately self-destructive
>>82348070>work in retail>hate all customers>give people free shit if they're good looking, not fat, and somewhat polite>pretend I'm retarded otherwise make everything take forever>refuse to do anything that's not explicitly required of me>oh your coupon is expired you're shit out of luckThere was some Somali lady and her thirty kids that would come in and she was always nice so I'd just not scan some of her stuff. Some dipshit told me the price was wrong on something and I wandered the whole store pretending I couldn't find the price tag, came back after walking around and told them they were looking at the wrong tag, can't help you loser.
>>82348070Why the hell do you guys obsess over retail workers or random strangers at the store like you're in a disney channel show?
>>82348070Why do you feel miserable about thinking about a nice cute girl?It's literally your fucking biology. Everything about her was triggering your breeding instincts. Stop feeling miserable about it.
