Andrew Tate supports English patriots
Lads can you believe the state of this mong we were all assigned to gangstalk in these threads? No idea why the boss wants us to gather intel, given he just seems to be an overweight shut-in who comes here to get paranoid about it.
>>82369276First for gangstalking and biscuit thievery.
We're staying. They're going. Simple as.
Just think of how many times Will has cummed in her by now.
>>82369312Lol it's going to be funny when Reform get in. They won't deport anyone. They'll just remove your bennies
Kind of blackpilling to see just how fake politics actually is. These are phrases that ChatGPT likes to use a lot more than normal people do and the graphs show their occurrence in speeches in the Commons. MPs just asking ChatGPT to make all their points for them lol.
>>82369321If it's anything like me and my gf when I was that age, they'll be shagging every day at least once and sometimes twice or three times.
Very nice arrivals today de lids, is it not? Corrrr, very excited to watch Centre Stage. Young Maggie Cheung? Get in there de lids.
>>82369326LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLCope harder, Ahmed, you're going back to Mirpur to enjoy a nice long life of shagging goats in a crumbling hovel.
Andrea knows more about GNU/Linux than most here.
>average number of DVDs added to collection per week: 24>average number of movies actually watched per week: 0.03sad man
>>82369344I'm white British lad, but even if I was Ahmed I'd be going nowhere. Can you survive on basic universal credit?
>>82369347Well yeah, that's what she's dedicated decades of her life to. If she didn't know more than me I'd be very concerned and a bit embarrassed for her desu.
>>82369347Yeah but her rice is dogshit fr fr
>>82369331Wtf is "I rise today" and "I rise to speak"? Literally never heard either expression even once and can't think when it would be used.
Just done a nice deal with virgin, new package (phwoar), less than half the price I pay now, but I also wanted some bill credit (it's offered to newfag customers), but couldn't get the bill credit, so they halved the outstanding amount. Noice.Now, I need to wait for a delivery, but I can handle that, whilst feeling the effects of...a...PREGAB (crowd goes wild).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__-PqrUwJTo
>>82369335I bet he does like to leave it a good few days to make it a more satisfying creampie. Not every young couple is shagging daily.
>>82369386It's speeches in the House of Commons, lad. The MP stands up and ChatGPT decides that starting with "I rise today..." and "I rise to speak..." are appropriate things to say so they just repeat their printed off AI slop speeches.
>>82369397I doubt that very much lad.
>>82369397NTA but depends what you think of as young, lad. When I was 18 I was shagging my gf every single day, sometimes more than once. I'm nearly 30 now, shag 4-5 times a week quite comfortably.
>>82369422Just wait until you're 35 lad. Once a week is enough to keep me happy these days
>>82369364She only got into computers around the time Windows 7 was out. You should know more. Not pissing about finding icon themes and changing window decorations.>>82369377She's not into that. She just wants something that just werks. All I do is toggle the dark theme to be fair.
>>82369405lmfao holy shitChatGPT slop is now writing speeches for our overpaid politicians
>>82369439Our politicians are actually massively underpaid. That's why we can't attract real talent for that job
me and HHL are going on the piss now
>>82369466t. corrupt and scamming politician
>>82369480Like many people in the UK, I'm actually someone who gets paid more than most politicians but does far, far less with far lesser responsibilities.
Will's got a fit body. I think he might work out.
>>82369466I'll take 93k per year to hardly ever turn up in Parliament, claim hundreds of thousands in expenses, and employ a massive team of civil servants who run my office so I never actually have to do anything myself.It's a joke of a job. Only one actually doing something is Rupert Lowe. If you write to your MP right now, a 17 year old female intern will respond with something generated by ChatGPT.
Got me new fone lids. S25. Don't ask me how much it's costing me. Don't care for dazzling tech. Seamless transfer of data. I'm happy. Absolutely ridiculous how essential these little fuckers are.Here's to 7 years with the S25.
>>82369502how can a NEET afford 25?
>>82369480t. bennies recipient
>>82369499>I'll take 93k per year to hardly ever turn up in Parliament, claim hundreds of thousands in expenses, and employ a massive team of civil servants who run my office so I never actually have to do anything myself.You're proving my point lad. Of course some average person who'll never earn 93k a year would take it. Even more so if they are lazy and want an easy life.But if you were capable of earning 200k (a highly intelligent, highly industrious person), why would you take 93k?
>>82369363You don't even know what cope script you're meant to be on now kek. Sad little paki/NPC gave himself schizophrenia
>>82369556Dunno what you're on about lad, and I doubt you do either
>>82369343>>82369347Interesting file names
>>82369551What are you on about? You don't appear to have a point.Nowhere have I said I would take an MP job over a 200k per year job, why would anyone think that?MPs earn more than 95% of the country, it's plenty enough and they are not short on money, especially not with how ridiculous their expenses are and how they put pretty much everything on it.Nobody cares about your gay LARP where you pretend to have a very high salary. It doesn't change anything. Pretend to be Elon Musk if you like, it's not an argument.
>>82369653Eh? My point is clear lad. We don't pay enough to attract good people to a political career.
I should have become a tradesman, much more fulfilling, dunno how id retrain though, I think id be an electrician. There are evening classes and I can fund them but I'm not sure if they are close enough to my location. Bit of a shitter after doing a stem msc, wish I was psychic so I would have known back in 2020 that stem was pointless. Although, uni did grant me some good shags so not all bad.
>>82369521Unfortunately I do have to work.
>>82369677Top talent such as yourself? lul
>>82369735No, it should be people much, much better than me. But even I would need to stomach a pay cut to take that job, which speaks volumes about how underpaid it is.
>Downloaded too much pornberg again and now there's just 2GB leftckin eeeelllShall be freeing up some more space at once
>>82369753Mate what the hell are you doing? Are you straight up retarded? It's impossible you are this dumb and also earn 200k.
>>82369780That's a bit selfish anon, you've left the whole world 2GB of porn, just so you can be a pervert? Disgusting.
>>82369804What are you on about? You don't appear to have a point.
>>82369827You don't have a point other than telling people over and over that you earn a lot of money, so wouldn't want to do a job that pays less than that. Duh? That's a non-point, which has no relevance to anybody except yourself.Assuming you have an IQ over 85 you should be able to understand things like hypotheticals, imagining situations that don't involve you, the difference between relative and absolute comparisons, etc.What you are saying is the equivalent of Elon Musk telling you that he wouldn't want to do your job for 200k because he earns 200k for sitting still for a few seconds. It's not relevant is it. Except to Elon Musk. Whether or not your salary of 200k is good is not determined by him.Whether or not the MP salary is good is determined by things like comparison to the mean and median wage and by how much disposable income it would give you beyond the ability to pay bills. You shouldn't need this explaining to you Mr 200k.We don't need to attract the ultra wealthy to the job of an MP because they would probably do a bad job of it and it would be beneath them - their interests would lie in further building their massive wealth and they would ironically be more prone to bribery than some working class person who cares about the issues in their local area.
>>82369894but it's just the memory and the relation don't mean anything
>>82369894Forget about what I earn. You've been blinded by it, I just mentioned that to make a rhetorical point.I'm not saying we need to attract the ultra wealthy. We need to attract extremely bright and industrious people. An extremely bright and industrious working class person (or even middle class person) would never become a politician. The money isn't good enough. They'd go and earn at least double elsewhere. Leaving us with the utter dross we have now. That's my point. I hope that it's finally clear to you.
my latest guilty pleasure is going on Facebook, going to any news post about a new restaurant or gym opening, and seeing all of the boomer women and Shazzas seething about how "we don't need more food places, we need good clothes shops, and gift shops!".This is literally like the end of the world for them. Bro, just go online like a normal person. You're literally on Facebook.
>>82369996That's bizarre, I'd have thought there were plenty of clothes shops and gift shops and nowhere near enough good pubs and restaurants.
me? going to take 250 MB of that remaining porn, but yous are more than welcome to come round to mine (will be using a slot booking system)
>>82370006I'm sure there are plenty. there just aren't enough. They can't do their full day's woman shopping, so they get depressed.
>>82370020Bagsy use the slot first while watching porn.
>>82370023Sounds like they want to just hang around and fuck around in clothes shops and gift shops without buying anything.
desu though, they need to convert more public places into activity centers, because the era of going out for commodities is basically over.People just need to get over it, and try opening an indoor golf course or something. Use your big brain, and have a few big ideas, n'all.
>>82369996to be honest, ANY of those are fine. some restaurants around my way that i suspect are fronts for something else. but an ACTUAL restaurant, or even a chain coffee shop? better than units going empty, IMO.there are other whole types of shops i'd like to see come back. yeah you don't need to get photos developed any more, but cobblers/cordwainers? other repairs (besides phone screens)? laundrettes (seen some fucking weird outdoor app machines recently).plenty of shit you cannot do online, and these high street units are sat empty. no way to reduce rates/rents, incentivise small businesses like these...?
Looks like the constant bullying and slander got to him. Sad.
>>82370039I think opening one of those places where people go to shout and destroy things, would be a good money earner.
>>82370054I just want somewhere to go to play pinball and old arcade games, but that's never going to fly as a business. Chances are the machines would just get vandalised by "roadmen".You could maybe get away with opening an all purpose game center, and staging D&D games, Pokemon cards, Poker and Chess for the oldies, and then sticking some arcade machines in a corner.
Are you still a virgin if a woman consents to have sex with you but you didn't actually put the penis inside?
>>82370089Maybe a shooting gallery, but it's just BBs and paintballs.
>>82370089A friend of mine had one of them. He's also had a sushi restaurant, a homewares shop, and a VR arcade place. All turned a good profit.
Prostitute felt a little too insincere. No, my cock is not "filling you up", it's average as fuck and you're not a tiny asian lady's arse. Your moans are clearly put on. No, you're not cumming from my shit technique, and I'm most certainly not handsome or I wouldn't be paying women to let me stick my knob in them. Must be a lot of delusional punters for them to act like this.
Okay, no. Idea:Get a local crack addict to push you around a car park in a shopping trolly, you got me? And then, crack addicts dressed as zombies, and you have a paint ball gun. Real life House of the Dead.
>>82370106Shooting gallery but it's just heroin. Real profit spinner there.
>>82370080You'll still spend everyday alone posting online as your primary contact with the outside world. Sad.
>>82370095it's nice that a bunch of 'gaming cafes' popped up. good idea, if they have enough space and are quiet enough for /tg/ games. sadly they all seem to go under, and Geek Retreat is the chain that 'won'.'barcades' have popped up around city centres, probably not a bad idea if you're an adult who wants to drink and play games. but tbqh i don't think we've ever had American style video arcades here? just a corner of a bowling alley, maybe Time Crisis in an amusement hall, that sort of thing.Arcade Club in Leeds looks pretty fun. and Draughts in London seems like the ideal for a board game bar.
>>82370080Whom is this referring to lad
>>82370115This is what most punters are paying for lad. It's not about the sexual release for most of them. It's about validation and walking out of there with a smile on their faces
>>82370134Geek Retreat isn't a chain lad, it's a franchise, and most of them go under too. In fact it's basically a scam
>>82370159For me it's about dick in vag
>>82370175Fair play lad but you're the minority, for most people who've had a lot of sex in their life, the sex is no longer about the sex. It's about all the emotions wrapped up in the sex
>>82370185I prefer if the woman does not talk to me or touch me or try to treat me like a human. Those are the aspects of relationships which I struggle with. I just want to put my end away.My ideal scenario is similar to Ricky Gervais's ideal restaurant:- I go in, she's already undressed and on the bed- I put my erect penis straight in her, pump a few times, and ejaculate- I leave with cum still on my dick, no words are exchanged, it gets put on my tab which I get billed for and pay electronically
>>82370159Well I like having a little chat with them too which is why I go for the hour. Don't need any pep talks or porn star language though, but I wish I could get into the heaspace for some GFE encounters , but I just can't stop thinking that it's a bit pathetic, and they definitely think it's pathetic (although they wouldn't admit it)
Nice round desu, on it permanent nowDay off tomorrow though, going to take the back seats completely out of my car, make it a clio van like>>82370134Been to a gaming place a couple times on a different round, well, it used to be a gaming place, I asked the bloke it was like the dungeons and dragons and that, but he said it closed in covid, just his house now, got anime girls on the walls outside
hi lads, im a deadline day loan signing from reddit, how do i updoot posts?
Leftoids really need to get their talking points about Reform straight because it's just schizophrenic at the moment.>Reform won't deport anyone ackutally Labour are tougher on migration!>But also Reform are Nazi racist chuds because of their immigration policies!Yeah okay, make your mind up retard.
>>82370244It's not about Labour being tough on migration. It's about Reform being a bunch of crooks who don't actually care about immigration. They are instead using immigration to gain power, which they will use to lower tax and lower spending on public services, enriching themselves and their cronies while making your life worse. And not even doing anything about immigration.
>>82370167>it's a franchiseoh that's sad. for one thing, the branding etc is kind of garish and shite. the name doesn't even carry a good reputation. what training/equipment could they even provide...?but the main thing is, if you're starting a little cafe with a bit of a theme gimmick, and you're into all these games...wouldn't you WANT it to be your own? and customers would want that, too. feel like that's half the fun of starting/running a cafe.
>>82370244the left literally cannot get a narrative straight to save their lives anymore>we care about the poor, but stop waving that flag around or you're an inbred - inevitably said by some upper middle class wank who owns land and properties
>>82370270>who don't actually care about immigrationHow exactly can you tell this? At the very least other parties have a proven track record of infinity bomalians and Reform don't, before you even take their actual policies into account.
>>82370235hi mate, glad to have you here. it's a bit convoluted, but if you like a post, what you do to signal your upvote is you write a thoughtful, interesting, and/or creative response to that post. this shows your approval and you gain karma (in the form of warm tummyfeels <3).
>>82370286They've painted themselves into a corner because even they can see their flagship policies over the past two decades have been a car crash, but they also can't back down from calling anyone who opposed or opposes them heckin' Hitler.
>>82370289They kicked out Lowe, because he was actually saying the things that their targeted voters are thinking. Also their chairman is a Muslim.They are pretty suspect. Not saying vote for anyone else, but be aware of what you're voting for.
>>82369521You can get an iPhone 16 for 27 pound a month. Not that much money liddington.
>>82370289Because they told the electorate that Brexit was about immigration and saving money and national sovereignty and funding the NHS, etc., etc., and that was a lie too. It was about stripping back workers' rights and lining their own pockets.
i really need to neck
>>82370244>Nobody cares what chuds think. Touch grass. You're just a virgin/don't have a job. Normal people don't care about immigration >Okay reform clearly will win by a landslide BUT they won't actually deport everyone!
>>82369996For me it's seeing all the rage bate benefits articles put out by the media and seeing boomers in the comments cry, piss and shit themselves all at the same over some PIP mong who goes on holiday every once and a while. When you point out that the state pension is classed as a benefit their heads explode.
>>82370336booze or noose?
>>82370315Oh, sure. I know they're not actually based.I'm just sure they're better than a party who's dependent on the Islamic vote (Labour) and one with a bizarre schizophrenic death-wish (Cuckservatives).>>82370332Brexit was a pretty dumb choice, but the blame for how it turned out lies entirely with the Cuckservatives who implemented it. Farage pointed out genuine upsides to leaving, although on balance they were probably balanced out by the negatives. Then the Cuckservatives made sure we got no upsides and all the downsides. This has nothing to do with the current Reform party whatsoever, so again you'll need a better narrative than screeching about something everyone's forgotten about.>>82370352Kek another gem.
>>82370365>but I paid into the system my whole life!>says Shazza who only ever earned minimum wage and therefore paid about 22 quid a month in tax and yet still somehow managed to own a house that's worth a million quid these days
>>82370365the winter fuel thing was kind of funny. I get it, but at the same time, old people are fucking loaded. Do they really need an extra 200 quid in winter, just because?
i can see why HelperLad got into goose-stepping.
>>82370397Means testing the winter fuel allowance is the one thing I actually think Labour did right, but I still shit all over them about it and pretend they're freezing grannies because it's funny.Labour are so catastrophic in everything else they've done that they deserve to crash and burn, and it just so happens the winter fuel payments are an easy thing to whip up anger about.
>>82370382Sure. It should be a given at this point to just never vote Labour or Conservative.Either don't vote at all, or make a protest vote. Probably doesn't make a huge difference. Farage is going to win anyway, because people hate Starmer that much.
>>82370382Do you really think Reform and the "Cuckservatives" are ideologically different in any way? Reform are literally the euroskeptic wing of the Conservative party. And I mean literally. As in the exact same people.>screeching about something everyone's forgotten aboutYou asked me why I don't believe them. They lied about their motivations then. They're doing the exact same playbook now. I think they will win the election but if you think it will actually improve life in the UK for the average native born Brit, you must have had a head injury at some point.
>>82370409>Means testing the winter fuel allowance is the one thing I actually think Labour did right, but I still shit all over them about it and pretend they're freezing grannies because it's funny.Based
plucking hair from R- areshole with my teeth and turning said hairs into a paintbrush and using said paintbrush to paint a highly erotic image of a naked R- riding a tiger
>>82370413>Do you really think Reform and the "Cuckservatives" are ideologically different in any way? Reform are literally the euroskeptic wing of the Conservative party. And I mean literally. As in the exact same people.If Reform end up as the Cuckservatives minus the influence of ones who should have been in the Lib Dems or Greens the whole time, then yeah, they're both ideologically different and better.
>>82370332Who can forget all those many worker's rights that we lost on Brexit, that's a non-empty list for sure.
>>82370439The results won't be better. In fact they will be worse.
>>82370452If you think that, you can go straight to the source and vote for the Lib Dems then. I don't agree at all.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_Beauty_MattersBolshevikipedia tranny editors putting two seething commies in the review section there while ignoring all the praise it got, lol
>>82370365this chart is dated (and the proportions have definitely shifted since 2015) but 'pensioner benefits' > 'working-age benefits' according to the IFS.i mean i support both and ideally they'd cover paying the heating bills, to me it's the same argument we have with MP's expenses and all that. at some point, that's just what your money is for.
>>82370460How do you think things will improve in a tangible sense for you personally?
>>82370468There's nothing leftoids hate more than beauty.
>>82370479Compared to what alternative? As in, specially what's the thing you are arguing for? You haven't said.
>>82370501I mean compared to the way they are right now.
>>82370468i don't have context for this particular documentary lad, but i see a generally positive extract from The Telegraph and a more critical one from The Guardian. nothing in the Talk page or anything i saw on the edit history.sounds interesting though, both this and the Ugly Beauty one. a lot of modern art DOES just go over my head, or i simply don't like it even if i 'get' it, sure. straightforwardly beautiful things? not going to pretend they AREN'T beautiful.although, i would prefer brutalist form-AND-function architecture to Poundbury shite. my biggest problem with 'Concrete Britain' is how much water has stained it all over time. still, it'll outlast tacky prefab student blocks.
>>82370506I don't mind answering in some detail if you put some skin in the game too, otherwise I think you're just wasting my time by moving goalposts.Who do you think I should vote for instead of Reform and how would that make my life better, tangibly? Answer that I'll answer your question happily.
>>82370533I don't think any party will make your life better and frankly you might as well just stay at home instead of voting
>>82370544I don't believe you think that and are trying to avoid scrutiny for your actual choice.If you thought the outcome of voting for all parties were the same you wouldn't get salty about the prospect of someone voting - it just wouldn't matter to you.
would like a better system than FPTP and i feel like we're going to have another Alternative Vote style referendum at SOME point, probably with higher chances of getting a Yes vote.might even vote for a party i otherwise disagreed with, if that was one of their main policies. just future-proofing democracy instead of the two (or perhaps 2.5) party system forever.
>>82370558Well look at my argument so far. Does it seem like I'm a supporter of another political party? I don't think so. I also don't think I seem salty. I acknowledged that Reform will win next time around, didn't I?
>>82370578so... that's not real?
>>82370578>might even vote for a party i otherwise disagreed with, if that was one of their main policiesOnce a party is on the top of FPTP the idea of changing it will suddenly slip their mind.
There's a road on my round with a section off from another road, there's only like 10 houses but the total range of the numbers is like 60, it says something about "metric numbering" but it doesn't make any sense, like one house will be +8 in the number, another will be like +6. Can't seem to find any information about it
>>82370586yep. i mean there probably IS a single-issue party dedicated to it, but it's not like they stand a chance. but it's gone that way in plenty of countries, just one of those "we'll legalise weed eventually" type policies i could see happening. the 2011 AV referendum was god-knows-how-long-ago. probably 25 years ago, by now.>>82370597yeah true. it's grim how you could 100% agree with a party's manifesto, every single policy, vote for them and they win. and then you can sit around twiddling your thumbs WAITING for x or y, the whole time they're in.
Anyone else collect their own smegma and condense it into a block of soft cheese?
>>82370659it's not actually cheese, lad. that's more like a metaphor.
>>82370674It's edible though isn't it? Potentially nutritious. Why waste it if you can save some money.
Calling for trve patriots to stand for the britfeel party.
Personally I like odd numbers on one side and even on the other. Not a fan of consecutive numbers and I hate the new build A B C D that mess up the ordering
>>82370685probably, but it's not actual soft cheese. trading standards innit. bit like vegan cheese, or American cheese.
>>82370691sorry lad, even if there's a Britfeel candidate in my area, i'm voting for Your Party.
>>82370691Our polices would be >Increased benefits >Lifetime award for any benefits you are entitled to. >More benefits >protection of all frog species in the UK>SeasideMARK acts as head of state and replaces the royal family >Bring back elfbars for crossy >Brassirers to replace tap water >DVDs to replace all forms of currency>Blacks and browns out
>>82370737I'm not gonna sell it
>>82370747Based accelerationist
>>82370747The sultana lady won't suck your cock.Jeremy Corbyn won't invite you to his Dianne Abbott motorboating parties.
>>82369296of course you faggots still doing it, you did fuck all about the guy beating his wife on cam, just banned him
>>82369296Leave him alone. He can't help being a loser because of all this shit the glowies have done to him over the last 30 years.
Once Jezbollah is up and running and peels off the Islamist wing of Labour, Labour might actually benefit in the long run from not having to pander to them.
>>82370782>>82370825;_; i just want them to win.but yeah i might vote Reform purely as a 'fuck Nu Labour' protest vote. might take a bit of doom-accelerationism before things get better (and if you pure agree with Reform outside of immigration stuff, great, right there with you at the polling station lids)
>I'm voting for Your Party
>>82370862you're just mad i made dota anonymous mode
Gf just hit me with the 'it makes me feel like you just want me for sex' after I asked her for a blowjob (after nearly 3 months no head action mind you).
>>82370905The Your Party conference location has just been confirmed.
>>82370927Both>'it makes me feel like you just want me for sex'Manipulative shaming language.>(after nearly 3 months no head action mind you)Not sexually attracted to you.Get rid lad, it shouldn't be like this.
>>82370905>Got any sunflower seeds bud?
>>82370905>>82370933back the FUCK off they might be good. we don't know yet.based on two web pages of text, 3/4 of which i agree with, i'm voting for them. simple as.
>>82370970I have a pooey-wooey in my tummy-wummy and it's smelly-welly and hurty-wurty.
>>82370927imagine being in a relationship with someone for over three months, and arriving at the 'feeling' they just want you for sex.i know she's talking about a specific request and responding in a very deliberate way, but fucking hell love. your bf wants a blowjob, from you. it's that simple.
>>82370905Why make everything about race? Isn't that divisive?
Very tasteful mural on the Your Party HQ wall.
Corr your party vows to end PIP and WCA assessments they have my vote.
>>82370977yeah same (except for the smelly-welly part).are you also recovering from painkiller abuse, notLollers?
>>82370970get in there Ahmad my lod
Remember:ALL OF THEM, OUT!
>>82370995I like to have a deepy-sleepy
Ok chatgpt says the metric method of numbering is based on distance/plot size
Bennies for life under your party kek
>back the FUCK off they might be good. we don't know yet.>based on two web pages of text, 3/4 of which i agree with, i'm voting for them. simpIe as.
>>82370927Post a pic of her. We'll tell you if shes worth keeping or not.
>>82370986>Why even bring up race when talking about an Islamist party bro?
>>82371019What does Islamism have to do with race?
>>82370977You told him catgirl
Don't limit your challenges, challenge your limits
>>82370776sir where do you stand on the rights to a bang apuette?
>>82371012That paki looks zesty af
>>82370986this is where i'm waiting to see what YP are like in practice.they've worded it about wealth and the poor and that, and i hope that's what they focus on, rather than tedious identity politics shite. bit in their statement about immigration as a divide-and-conquer issue (which is true) but i also hope that doesn't mean NOT dealing with it (use some of the 'tax the rich' stuff to fund faster processing and that, go onnnn).frankly i don't trust any of the more right-wing parties to give the working class a good lot in life.
Isn't Your Party just a placeholder name while they hold a vote on the real name?I bet the real name will be something mega gay like Progressive Justice or some wank like that.
>>82371074>i hope that's what they focus on, rather than tedious identity politics shiteKek have you seen who's in it? It's literally a single issue Gaza party.
The Allah be praised party
>>82371082some good names from Palestine Palestinian Popular Struggle Front
>>82371082because of the whole 'Peace and Justice Project' (ugh) part of me hopes they call it the 'Peace and Justice Party'. realistically i don't think they'll win, so that'd at least be funny.
>>82371128The "(Religion of) Peace and Justice Party."
>>82371117>Palestinian Popular Struggle FrontSplitter
>I am pleased to announce that our party will be called The Aging Gay Communist BAME-lover Progressive Gay Social Justice Gaza Third World Gay Globalist Hippie Wanker Socialist Boatwog Party.>Our first action will be-ACK *dies of old age and AIDS*
>>82371100tobehonest that's basically the 25% of their statement i have issue with. if it basically comes down to "let's not arm Israel, let's not send them British resources/aid", great. one foreign policy issue among many.if that's the thing they get obsessed with rather than trve old-school British socialism, they've lost me. same goes for SJW/Twitter nonsense (equal rights are great, sure, we have them, we're done).
>>82371151Shouldn't have shagged a sheboon
>>82371151A multimillionaire landlord who's never had a real job.A true working class, socialist hero like Bernie.
>>82371151kek, classic jezzah
>>82370468>greentexting a link retard
>>82371160>trve old-school British socialismYou can't actually be serious? Look at who's joined the party and their political history. It's straightforwardly a Islamist party.Once Jez croaks and it's literally entirely Pakistanis who only ever talk about Gaza and building airports in Pakistan I'm sure you'll be able to see that.
I have joined and set up monthly donations to the Jeremy Corbyn new party. Anyone that pissed off Israel enough for them to absolutely flood the media with that antisemitic smear campaign must be doing something right.
>>82371209It's the same socialist mong who thinks that every single house in the country should be nationalised, lad, no use talking sense to him.
I'm no fan of Israel but if it comes down to a choice between them and aligning with yookay Islamists I'll take Israel every time.
Fuck gaza, palestine isn't even real
>>82371209i know Zarah Sultana's political history lad. i used to live in Coventry, and i met her a few years ago."Islamist" is a specific belief, and i've seen nothing to suggest that (and neither have you).i mean maybe it'll go the way of George Galloway's Respect Party, but again, we'll see.anyway whatever your beliefs, i think it's always nice to see small parties doing OK. you used to get a ton of random single-issue/one-person/joke parties, now most constituencies are down to the main four. good on Reform for navigating through the bullshit, and standing a very real chance in the next election.
>>82371273Same here lad. Israel aren't great but they are at least white. Brown people here are worse
I'm no fan of paedophiles but if it comes down to a choice between them and aligning with migrants I'll take the paedophiles every time.
>>82371294>"Islamist" is a specific belief, and i've seen nothing to suggest that (and neither have you).Haven't you seen the colour of her skin? It's brown, you fucking idiot
>>82370322i have iphone. its okay.
>>82371252>every single house in the country should be nationalisednah i specifically made the exception for PROPER rich people. manors under public ownership? not sure how that work.but the type of properties that got bought up under Right to Buy? aye, i reckon they should be council housing. and/or we build new council houses. public services like the NHS, utilities, and education, probably a higher priority tbqh.
>>82371313>i have iphoneAre you a girl? x
>>82371273>>82371301Quite obvious you haven't seen the absolute shit show that is north east London. If you think the Muslims don't integrate well you are in for an awakening.
>>82371312well, you've convinced me. still. quite pretty though, isn't she?
>>82371327american. we dont use androids
>>82371323This Raisin lass won't assign you to a nicer government house if you vote for her. Those are going to be reserved for The Community TM.
>>82371338> american.I wondered what the smell was
>>82371294>i mean maybe it'll go the way of George Galloway's Respect PartyAlready has lad.
>>82371160>trve old-school British socialismDelusional lad. None of the pakis voting for Your Gaza want this. Best we can do is sharia blasphemy laws and council houses for Palestinians. Get a grip.
Wonder who the father is, mental that
>>82371374Would this count as a threesome or not? Two heads, but (presumably) only one puss. Pretty philosophical.
Me? Don't like americans. Simple as.
>>82371379There's some porn of these (this) chick(s) out there somewhere. Someone that fucked them/her put a picture or two online and it obviously spread quickly. It's not great but an interesting curiosity if you can locate it, funnily enough think I saw it on plebbit.
Americans > Trve Brits > Israelis > /britfeel/ers > Pakistanis > JezNo value judgements; just trvth nvkes.
>>82371360Why don't you support Gaza?
Classic Shipmeals
>>82371408Why didn't you commit fully and say jvdgements?
Watching the righteous gemstones, nuts how these big scam American megachurches can go on. It's like having a cult within an established religion. Very smart. This guy specifically looks like he could actually be the devil.
>>82371421brilliant m8
>>82371418Not him, but I do nominally "support" Gaza, or at least think Israel shouldn't kill them as much.The problem is when politicians in Britain put it above all domestic concerns and want to airlift them all over purely because they're upset that specifically Jews are killing them.
>>82371453What domestic concerns? You sound like you're talking down Britain
I only get about 10minutes huggingtons with my cat. Feed him, clean up his poop and only get 10 minnys, not right is it?Just juiced up a watermelon and having a nice sippingtons of it now. tastes good.
>>82371487You're not owed hugs you fricking incel
>>82371495STOP RADICALIZING MY CAT
>>82371421Love a shippy special right now desu
Where are all the usual tripmongs?Could use some spacker-posting to lighten up all this political shite.
DO A GRAND SPAFFSPAFF A MAN IN HALF
I'd like to reach out a kind hand to all the lads on the right here who hate Kier Starmer, from the lads on the left who also hate him just as much
>>82371327Android = Virgin phone Women are repulsed by android phones
74 people at my gym at the moment, bit too busy for me, gunna wait an hour.
>>82371524As a rightoid I don't even think Keith is that bad on his own, at least relative to my realistic expectations. It's the retarded backbenchers that are the problem.
Feeling a bit evil tonight. Not sure why.
KIERSONA*kills you with the ghost of Lenin*
It's September, how are you getting on with the things you said you'd do this year?
>>82371535Really? Surely most of them haven't even got any power anyway?
>>82371527I've had Androids and iPhones, but I've only ever had sex while using Androids.iPhone and incel start with the same letter, and Android literally means "male-like" (as opposed to gynoid).Makes you think.
>>82371527>Android = Virgin phone nah lad they got bought out by O2.
>>82371557They do when it's time for a parliamentary vote. His grip on MPs is far weaker than Blair's was. They've passed very few bills compared to most governments at this stage because of how out of sync Keith and the cabinet (who are not *that* bad) are with the backbench MPs.So far they've really only changed things that existing laws say are in the direct control of ministers without needing a new vote, because they can't pass anything.It doesn't help that fundamentally Labour's "coalition" is schizophrenic and different factions want totally different things which is represented in their MPs.
>>82371553only relapsed twice. ate healthily in short bursts. having less sugar/caffeine, although that's more happenstance than intentional.so yeah i'm doing pretty well. it not about being perfect.
>>82371607Do you think Kieth's lot are more unified than the Cuckservatives? I'm 50-50 on it myself
When it goes dark just reminds me I'll go to bed alone
>>82371517Helper, Blad and Crosslad are the only tripfrens left, and they all post off-trip now (although for three separate reasons)even the avatarfrens are gone. Ofcom needn't even bother. /britfeel/ is dead.
>>82371640>three separate reasonsThat's right. For HHL, it's incest. For Blad, it's obesity. And for Crosslad, it's also incest.
>>82371619Other than on Brexit around the time of the referendum, they're way less unified than the Cuckservatives ever were. Even the 2010 coalition government had more success passing bills than the Keith's single party supermajority does now.
>>82371657I see, interesting! And what do you think is wittier, calling them "Cuckservatives"? Or calling him "Keith"? I'm 50-50 on it myself
>>82371656>for Crosslad, it's also incest.it his crippling opioid addiction that prevents him from remembering/typing his tripcode.we all have problens in life :(
>>82371670NTA but the Keith thing SHOULD be a tired bit at this point, but for some reason i always find it funny.https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/no-babies-called-keir-after-starmer-took-office/good stuff.
i am grateful for my punishment for it is deserved and improves me anyone else enjoy warhammer 40k maxims?
>>82371670"Keith" always makes me smile desu, not really sure why. Cuckservatives is just because I can't physically stand to refer to them as "Conservative".
>>82371690Do you consider yourself a conservative (with a small c)?
Labour will take us closer if not into war
>>82371724have a break mate
>>82371708In some aspects but probably not enough to actually take on the label. But I think it's a respectable enough position that I don't want to disrespect it by associating it with the Cuckservatives.
Wolitics all night. What a bore!
>>82371753Give it a rest you tedious tosser, it doesn't matter who is in power, you will still never be loved by a woman
>>82371758Why do mongs say this when there politics in their own homes.
sex havers out of britfeel that would get me to the polling station
me? playing that project gotham racing 4. the xbox 360? THAT was a console
>when there politics in their own homes
You don't know how you met meYou don't know whyYou can't turn aroundand say goodbyeall you know is when I'm with youI make you freeand swim through your veinsLike a fish in the seaI'm singin' follow meEverything is alrightI'll be the one to wumpagrind you at nightand if you want to leave I can guaranteeYou won't wumpagrind with nobody else like me
im worried about society, people are so isolated now, working from home, shopping online, how do you meet people like this? its going to cause great harm to the country imho
>>82371897Need to let go bud, if you cant meet anyone in your town just go one town over every weekend.
>>82371843No it wouldn't you silly sausage, you're far too lazy and disaffected.
>Just go into town and talk to people bro
>>82371849I found my old 360 recently and am considering getting rid of it since I sold all my games many years ago, however on the other hand I might like to play it in the future since the only console I have now is a switch and it's fairly crap. Might just get all the games I used to enjoy on eBay and then I've got them should I ever have a craving to play vidya again (I lost it and gain no joy from it any more).
>>82371937i wasnt talking about me i was talking about society as a whole although it includes me as well obviously
disaffected is my middle name
>>82371954are you ever not thinking of foreigners?
>>82371954Why are they so disgusting
>>82371971Well who cares then, theyll figure it out or die alone - thats for the individual to decide
>>82371986i care because i want to live in a happy and prosperous society
>>82371980Who said anything about foreigners? Sounds like they're on your mind all the time lad.
>>82371986Bugman moment
>>82372016they were in the picture, it implied that going to the next town to talk would be pointless because there are just foreigners there who dont want to talk to you
>>82372028>they were in the pictureI hadn't noticed, I assumed they were British passport holders. What makes you think they're foreigners?
>>82371849Good little game room that. Tout the funko pops in the bin though .
>>82372017nah just growing up and not being a bleeding heart>>82372002well you're living in the wrong country
>>823720171984 reference?
>>82372048you're not clever
Brother saying downstairs about all the immigrants coming over and "what did those men run up the beaches for in Normandy die for? Nowt " Honestly he talks like a right boomer sometimes.
Me? just testing muh new vac, at almo9st 22:00, while mashed on pregab.What a life, amarite. I have the instruction book, but it's more fun just playing and see what does what. Sucks like a beast, sticks t'floor. Vaxmachxing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4Mc-NYPHaQ
>>82372052>well you're living in the wrong countrymaybe if people had more empathy we would all benefit. i dont think there's anything inherently isolationist about british people, we had strong communities before
>>82372084>Sucks like a beastphwoooor
>>82372065>"what did those men run up the beaches for in Normandy die for? Nowt "They died for Ahmed to come to yookay on a boat then import his 22 clan members as close family members.Any attempt to stop this is therefore Hitler.
>>82372065based gBnewsbro
>>82372065It certainly wasn't to keep the morbidly obese alive and pay them benefits for the rest of their life just for existing, before they finally cost the British taxpayer 200k in their last six weeks via the NHS. We're probably going to pay for the fat cunt's funeral too. Tell him that. Tell him that all decent English men despise him
>>82372052I'm alright Jack only worked in a boomer economy where everyone was alright you just look like a psycho now
>>82372102or maybe they just wanted the nazis to stop bombing their homes but nahh muslims yeah that makes sense yeah why not
>>82372060NTA but I share his confusion I believe the photograph looks to be some British citizens in London may you elaborate what made you think of foreigners?
Finally got the spiders vacuumed up, one of their mates had died and they just wrapped him up today ready to eat but I turned on the vacuum cleaner and hoovered up the lot
>>82372125Barely sentient lower case NPC
>>82372128He's just a racist lad, no need to bother with him.
>>82372135i wonder if they can stay alive in the bag
not dignifying that with a response
>>82372095It's mental, it sticks to the floor. Really got to put effort in to wrestle it about.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM7EF7jSMCI
not right how britfeel treat are spiderfrens
Alright that's it, I've decided not to get rid of my xbox360. Turns out I can buy basically every game I really liked (except for l4d and that's pointless single player) for like 30 bong total off ebay. It can go in the loft with my ps2 and N64 but since it's hdmi compliant I might actually play it at some point when the wife goes away for a weekend and I'm stoned and stuck for something to do. Do thoroughly love those early assassins creed games.
>>82372177top tip; if you put a sock over the end you can pick stuff up without it going into the bag
When a white person converts to Islam it never looks natural when they start wearing all the raghead gear. I understand technically anyone can be a Muslim but in reality it will always look like some ridiculous Ali Baba Halloween costume on a European. Sinead o Connor etc.
>>82372182i dont like 'em, they're just creepy
Downloading some new emo for me lads.
>>82372152They can't. The cleaner's suction creates air pressure inside the bag that completely tears spiders apart into many little pieces
>>82372191Thanks I'll remember that.Stopped messing about with it now, bit late for a vacuuming mission.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxUzSCmUDJE
>>82372205good, fuck 'em spiders
>>82372182I've started getting them out of the house, instead of killing them. Bet I've evicted ~25 this year.
has anyone read IT by stephen king
>>82372182I don't kill them but I am scared of them. I just pretend I didn't see it
For me? It's Wasp World.
>>82372214you're a nicer man than me
Why would you hurt spiderlids?
>>82372231Seen a guy on I think /r/autism going on about his special interest is wasps posting videos of his hand fucking covered in wasps
>>82372222Yeah it's very long but worth it, I've read more king than I count and it's one that stuck with me, along with the stand and the dark tower series. Would recommend highly.
https://www.reddit.com/r/autism/comments/1mvpjg2/i_got_diagnosed_with_asd_a_few_months_ago_and/ Sick puppy
>>82371961games a re pretty cheap so you might as well give it a try>>82372050they're from wop's estate sale so they are priceless
>>82372240>Why would you hurt spiderlids?just dont like em
>>82372256good im glad. ive stopped drinking so i have a lot of time to fill so im taking reading back up again
Sexy lesbian ninja robots from space
well my penis doesn't work anymore
>drunk on a monday>having feels>work tomorrow
>>82372295sounds good, what challenge do the have to overcome?
God is real. He has been mutilating my penis every day. Its been over 3000 times now. He forces me to speak to him using telepathy. He talks without stopping every waking moment is spent talking to him by force. He punches me in the head every 20 seconds or so. Im still alive somehow.
>>823723103 pints of water now and straight to bed
>>82372214>>82372227good lidsit not nice when they creep up on you but they mean no harm
>>82372204What band lad? I've been on a big La Dispute kick recently. They're more post-hardcore I suppose but with an emo influence
>>82372319ask him what the lotto numbers are going to be
>>82372345Buddy hes literally mutilating my dick to torture me. Hes not going to give me money.
>>82372344Taking back Sunday discography
>>82372360god as a thing against penisis, he got the jews to snip the skin off theirs. not rite
>>82372344Nah La Dispute I used as a stepping stone to the better shit IMO. Not as big into LD outside of tracks like King Park which are indisputable classics.Was checking out some random scottish band. some of the lyrics hit a bit hard.https://hunkofplasticrecords.bandcamp.com/album/tell-everyone-were-dead
>>82372391Yeah hes literally in my house talking to me and mutilating my cock. He starts to sound just like some random nigger when he actually opens his mouth. Hes worth less than a nigger too lol.
>>82372323>3 pints of water nowThat'd just make me wake up at 3am needing a piss and ruin my sleep.
>>82372419you'ed soon fall back to sleep and its worth it for your kidneys
>>82372411>Hes worth less than a nigger too lol.no wonder he doesn't like you
>>82372426>and its worth it for your kidneysWe are far past that point, lad.
>>82372431Dude he mutiliates my genitals every day and I end up screaming from the pain for over 2 hours. My dick turns purple. Its kinda fucked up. He wont get out of my house.
>>82372319Least schizophrenic /britfeel/ poster
You know you have to be over 18 to post here, yeah?
My favourite emo band? MCR. Don't care what you nonces say about what "real emo" is. Love em, simple as.
https://vocaroo.com/11wlrEJUTNxx
He's holding on despite a terminal case of Falloveritis. He needs 2 hourly turnings to stop pressure sores. Can barely walk any more. Breaks my heart seeing him so weak.
>>82372569same m8 its just how it is
>>82372577>He's holding on despite a terminal case of Falloveritis. He needs 2 hourly turnings to stop pressure sores. Can barely walk any more. Breaks my heart seeing him so weak.fascinating
>>82372393Can't think of a better band in that genre tbqh. Their writing is levels above everyone else https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHusIjLTu_MOpen to any other recs
>>82372569>>82372587You two better be teenage girls
we in them tramadol hours
>>82372291Good on ye lid, also thoroughly recommend Neal Stephenson. His writing is a bit odd and he has some foibles, but when he's at his best he's phenomenal. Snowcrash is a good entry into his style, and Anathem is one of those books that I think about every couple of weeks due to how fuckin good it was.
>>82372604>Open to any other recsAnother day lad I'm about to pop off to bed, but if you think La Dispute is the peak of post-hardcore writing then I won't agree with you ever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGj4uazrGPI
>>82372604I love The Hotelier as a more modern revival of that sort of era. The album 'Home like no place is there's is a perfect emo record from start to finish.
>>82372638Cannabis and vodka, I shut one eye to read and post
>>82372636i'm with them. you say Justin Beiber, i say MCR. you say The Killers, i say A7x. you say Kelly Clarkson, i say Paramore.i WAS part of the 1% of teenage girls who like GOOD music. now i'm a grown man (teenage girl on some Discord servers)
>>82372638Been a carisoprodol and codeine with a couple of wines type of night for me. All wearing off a bit but the sleepy peepy pill is just kicking in. Will need to re-up on the zopiclones soon, only got 4 left and then it's entirely possible I'll never sleep again.
>>82372638I have mine at 150% all the time now. Yes, muh eyesight is going.
>noooo don't listen to enjoyable pop-punk emo, with catchy melodies and witty lyrics>listen to New Jersey post-hardcore from PRECISELY 1994-1998 instead!!
>>82372672>you say Kelly Clarkson, i say ParamoreKelly Clarkson's Breakaway was a solid album tbqhwyf
>>82372685you're my kind of lad. we all just want to be comfy in life.mind you i find coming off zopiclones/zolpidem completely fine. yeah maybe sleep isn't as easy/high-quality REM sleep, but i've never had withdrawals and i don't think i ever CRAVE them (opioids, gotta be careful)
>>82372703>Noooo you can't have fun listening to music you have to listen to miserable bands that I specifically gatekeep!
>>82372715tbqhyback, i actually completely agree.i offer you my sadposting in the lorechives as proof/an olive branch:https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81970845/#81972398
MCR bros, what do we think of the 2025 Three Cheers remix?
>>82372734i am INVERSE-gatekeeping.you can go too far, mind. we're on AI music now, there are Vocaloids and autotune, but people have complained about 'over-produced' music for ages. i wouldn't be surprised if some software was involved to WRITE the actual music, more often than we think.my point is, even if you like bubblegum pop, 'sall good. i don't get why people get arsey about MCR in specific (and it's not just these threads). as long as you don't enjoy The Black Parade and stick to their first two albums, you're golden.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LkVKCWL0U4how do you fuck this up?
Caterpillarbros....
>>82372795FOB have some nice tracks but that's a real stinker. Even if it were done well We Didn't Start the Fire isn't something that you can really re-do, it's always going to come across as a weak copy.
>>82372839>Here's how deliberately getting stung by wasps can help save the climate
>>82372747listened to the first three tracks. i can tell it's mixed differently and there are extra elements. doesn't 'clip' ('peak'?) at high pitches which is cool.but nah it's just TOO DIFFERENT, though i appreciate they've called these the 2025 Mix rather than a remaster.
>>82372663Nice one lad, I've just recently discovered them. I've been spamming Your Deep Rest
i want a concept album of different bands doing their own covers/interpretations of 'We Didn't Start the Fire'. either set a rule that there can be no repeats of items, OR just let every band do whatever they want. gimmicky, sure. but mite b cool.emo kids: check out the album Nightmare Revisited. it's the Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack covered by some of your favourite bands! <3
Wish I had autistic britfeel friends to go to gigs with
>>82372933>Nightmare RevisitedAbsolute cinema... especially Marilyn Manson and Amy Lee.
Quite the decent recuperationshire this hath beenVerily
Uh oh, I done goofed.
>>82371304What (actually not what if, it's just true) they're both chomos
tramadol, in. zopiclone, in. now, you don't want to be stingy with the tramadols, really get those in there. and here's a tip: quick bit of diazepam, really brings out those sedating qualities of the zopiclone. if you can't get your hands on diazepam, bromazolam will actually do the trick.
>>82373184They're good good, but I hate the taste zopiclone leaves.
>>82373083how have you dun goofed, anon?
also the dun goofed dad died ;__;and the Jessi Slaughter girl is now a man, or something. tbf some pretty fucked up shit happened to her, trolls gonna troll but i think both /b/tards and weird American talk shows were wrong to make a spectacle of her.
>>82373287Revealed some personal information.>>82373307People take the piss out of some crazy things, and there'll always be people that take it to the extremes.
>>82373333>Revealed some personal information.oshit>there'll always be people that take it to the extremes.like sending 100 kilos of glitter to you RIGHT NOW?(only joking lad. too superstitious. wouldn't want to mess with those lucky 3s.)
trying to remember the name of an American lass who was either e-famous or a singer or something, in her teens.ended up going to one of those 'troubled teens' camps in America, now does some videos/campaigning to expose how grim they are.anyone know who it was? someone meme-y, i think, thought it was Jessi Slaughter but nah
>>82373355Saved by kek. Phew.Nice dub dubs for you as well.I think you're the other poster talking about the murrican lass. Was it paris hilton?
>>82373378Rebecca Black maybe?
>>82373402>>82373403found what i was on about (thanks AI)it was that 'cash me outside' girl, off the back of the Dr Phil show, got sent to some dodgy camphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GteqbsYGv1I
>>82372760mcr are super gay, im sorry
>>82373451yeah i'll admit, they're pretty gay, both in hindsight and currently.but the way us 2000s teenagers used 'gay' (it was right then, and it's right today) i can also look back in hindsight and ALSO see gay things as enjoyable.maybe this current generation will look at 'cringe' the same way in 10-20 years.
>>82373451me? I love MCR and I suck penis (female only) so I guess it checks out
>>82372577least the hole on his face has healed up.he's gunna die there, its like being a NEET but ten times worse, he couldnt get up and move about if he wanted too.Theyre just gunna feed him and clean him till he dies. If he was crazy on the street or at his home at least he'd be moving and doing things, he'd live a lot longer.
https://youtu.be/LQjvSpk5TLYIf you like MCR you might like I Am Ghost. Arguably had more potential than MCR too.
>>82373591I like some MCR songs, but like with most bands or artists, I like a few of their songs, but didn't like the albums.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BXNKyoW_Owhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NHRo_HNSFIAre 2 examples.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7XDFstVaHA
>>82373591aye this seems like it would be my thing, will give their albums a listen.FUCK Wikipedia for having the stars/ratings that relevant websites/magazines gave music back in the day ;__;i dunno when things changed, but apparently now i care about Rotten Tomatoes scores? rather than just going to see a film, deciding myself. fuckin hell.
were there any British emo/adjacent bands at the time?bonus points: didn't fake the American pop punk accent (Funeral For a Friend, You Me at Six, etc)
>>82373816I don't think there was really. A lot of indie bands over here around that time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOBs8dU4Pb8I don't know if was around the time you're talking about, but it's a good one (IMO).
>>82373916awh, Snow Patrol. aye seems we had more of an indie/soft rock thing here. i feel like The Killers are an honorary British band in some way.seen people online recommend Basement, will check them out, but >formed in in 2009reeee emo died THAT YEAR. (they might be good).went to two 'emo nights' a few years ago with a pal. first one, we expected all the obvious songs right, but nah, it was NEW emo, attended by other thirtysomethings who were just still into it all. didn't recognise any of it.luckily the second one we went to, actually just MCR and Paramore and all that. couple of people who'd done full-on Gerard Way, Amy Lee, etc fancy dress. great nite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjVQ36NhbMk
OK it's bedtime. Nice chill night had on the pregab, hopefully I'll be less to not anxious tomorrow.Not had my night time spiliff, as going tobacco freeagin. Had a couple of go's on the volcano, off for a wank, then off to sleep.Remember all the sexy ladies in the mags? Corr, amarite.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvCRpF-HCXE>>82373951I quite liked some killers tracks. Loved a few of this guy's songs. This being the best (IMO). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRARTIdYEqw
Basement sound canny.Your Demise are a bit more screamo. might be for you, but it's not for me.
messaged the geezer who didn't send me the gear.going to be kickoffs. will be on the warpath. expect it all to go down.
Cannot be having the thread die on us now can we.
>>82374953Why not? We'd just make a new one
>>82375098Keeping the flame alive. Like the running of the Olympic torch.
LOVE eating mini cheddars me. Cant get an enough of them. I have 14 packs a week it lush.
>>82375257Big man big appetite
back in agony, wifeberg done a number on it
>>82369276Put him in I am Legend 2 but make him the zombie vampire
>>82375340Corr Red Leicester and sour cream and chives are the best ones. Cant beat the originals as well.
>>82375660stop eating processed food
Poleaboo cum
body feels incredibly tense, need a new mattress i reckon, work in 50, time for a coffee
> BBC Weather said the lights, formally known as the aurora borealis, would be visible across much of England and Wales away from western coasts.The fuck, why are they not called aurora borealis anymore? Did some wogs complain about it sounding offensive?
>>82376145Does this upset you, big man?
>>82376145They're called bright sky tings now
Wonder if my hot work colleague is into cum play
>>82376145Formally not formerly you ultratard
>>82376145>why are they not called aurora borealis anymore?Fascinating- complaining about wogs yet having a wog-tier grasp of English.
posting frogs
>>82376350Fell for bait award
>>82376501Got a month long ban for posting his own name. Sad!
Helperlad formerly known as Marmiteman4
Just had honey roast ham on toast with mustard and 2 cans of VIVE and a large coffee. Got to start the day right haven't you, better than giving it to the bookies.
Hope our mark gives us an upload today. Chomping at the bit wanting to know if any more items have come.
Seen three England flags in my neighbourhood yesterday and it's a middle-class labour voting area. The revolution is brewing.
>>82369276He is an Arab who moved to Luton. Even Arabs know if they bring their culture it turns countries into shitholes.
>>82376544You haven't left your grotty boxroom in weeks
been tossing and turning like a right mong since 4am, giving up on sleep now
my Iceland delivery driver has only gone and driven himself into the bloody river!
>>82376659the ice must have melted
Another day dawn's, no work for me today I'll just be visiting family.>>82376659Maybe he's delivering it via longboat?
>>82376659Food on the tyne's all mine all mine, food on the tyne's is all mine.
drinking fizzy drinks at 7.30am. grim grim grim.
>>82376733if there's any biscuits in that delivery i reckon someone will get to it before you
>>82376745I agree, I'm down in Yorkshire, I won't see the biscuits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1urq4Vb0XM
>>82376745fuuuck i ordered some shortbreads.that Taker lad probably has them out at sea by now ;__;
>>82376742Heh. Jealous?
>>82376518do ham toasties go with mustard?
>>82376659Fuckin ell your Iceland delivery driver is a rubber dingy boat mong
could go a can of tizer now ngl
Yay, lumbar puncture day.Songnotrel.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmFFTkjs-O0>>82376703Lucky lad. I woke early to get ready to go to hospital.
>>82376787Yes. Been having ham on toast with mustard for years. Its great, give it a try. >>82376791Do they still make it? Not seen it for years.
>>82376791I miss shandy bass.
can of tizer and a packet of space raiders rn corr
>>82376762>that Taker ladCould mean something else with wording like that mate, bet crossy's a bit of a "taker" if you catch my drift.But aye, probably worth paying your respects to those shortbreads now.
>>82376797heard Sean Allen shat his pants drinking shandy bass in highschool acting hard in front of the year 7s. Sad!
>>82376787If you do ham, cheese, mustard and pickles in a toastie it's a Cubano
>>82376795you still see it in some bossman shops i seen a 2 litre bottle of it yesterday so i'll go and get a bottle today >>82376797shandy bass is kill isnt it? had shandy aide but its not the same
>>82376811>heard Sean Allen shat his pants drinking shandy bass in highschool acting hard in front of the year 7s. Sad!fascinating
>>82376552He black not arab
>>82376811Thanks for reminding me of the time I farted louder than anything else during the middle of my school's christmas play.
might have to cancel my plans for today, dont have the energy atm
Quite enjoying the lack of spamming dollies recently mates.
Look at this retarded cat. https://youtube.com/shorts/I89Cuz2pi0M?si=LuUeOQBFivxyqt3e
>>82376811Doesn't this level of obsession do your head in? Are you just obsessed with helpie, or other personalities?>>82376819I didn't mind the shandyade, but prefer making my own. San miguel, asahi, both make nice shandy's.Don't need much beer in to make a nice shandy, desu.
>>82376857>asahiI'd have assumed adding lemonade to a dry beer kinda defeats the purpose.
>>82376837I miss some of the lids, it's a shame some shut in spastic can't contain himself and spams all the same unfunny shite about them
>>82376861It's just to make shandy, the taste is nice. Also made it once with newcastle brown ale, and that was quite nice.
My life? Dogshit
>>82376862I hated most of them, so I'd rather have none knowing I can't just have the lads who aren't shite.
>>82376857It's just lads banter with the known personality's here. like having fun with your mates at work kind of thing
Ok, time to get high, then have a shower, and wait.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMWVRwDGlmA
>>82376882That's only your interpretation of the situation, and it's nothing like banter, you're just a set of cunts most of the time.
>>82376899>t.riggered dolly after getting made fun of
>>82376899I do agree some people take it a little bit too far sometimes, im not the one of the lads that wish death upon him or anything just light hearted humour that's all. Some people are a bit sensitive
I think one of the lowest points of my life was when I was wanking off to stories by 2nn on bdsmlibrary. Looking back now I was in a very dark place.
>>82376905There's usually a space after a full stop.No, you are wrong, I'm not one of your beloved dollies, kek.You going to be obsessing over them all day?Shippy existsHelper existsThought about lollers lately?>>82376919>Some people are a bit sensitiveAnd you lads are insensitive.
the mong who is complaining about dolly spamming is now actively pushing a discussion about dollies
>>82376951More a discussion about how low quality you spammers are.
>STOP HURTING MY FEELINGS
>he's been triggered>personalities just stuck in his head
He hates the dollies but can not stop thinking about and posting about the doilies everyday Boggles the mindnibba
What's for breakfast, lads?
>>82376879jopin the club m8
>>82376972Nothing in mind, but might get a sarnie on the way back from the hospital.
to be fair, i think going through Sean's family and finding his personal photos on Facebook is a bit obsessive.just send your dossier on him to Hope Not Hate, like the rest of us.
>>82376978Why were you in the hospital?
>>82376972finished off a big packet of crisps, that was it
>>82376986Im not now, I've got an appointment down there for a lumbar puncture.
Ah fugg, just remembered I can no longer have quick showers. Fair bit of fannying around, it takes more like 30 min all together, and I'm getting picked up in 20 min. Guess its just a quick wash in the sink, kind of day. Better than nothing I suppose.
The /britfeel/ elder council has decided that the next thread may not contain any dolly drama.
I run britfeel
"Criminals aren't complicated, Alfred. Just have to figure out what they're after.""A long time ago, I was in Chicongo. My friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of teacher's union leaders by bribing them with lithium and ion. But their Amazon deliveries were being stolen off the apartment steps by teens. So, we went looking for the lithium. But in six months, we never met anybody who had a functioning smoke detector. One day, I saw a child playing with a Duracell the size of a tangerine. The lunchtime rowdies had been throwing them away.""So why steal them?""Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because YN's aren't looking for anything logical, like quiet. They can't be taught, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn."
>>82377034doubt you do much running mate
>>8237701430 mins for a shower? thats some wanking you're doing in there lad
On days where I've got nothing going on a nice long shower is a real treat, but 30 mins for a regular shower? The fuck? How fat are you that it takes that long to wash?
Me? I take baths.
>>82377102Too tall for baths me. Used to love baths when I was a kid.
wagies SHOOK because they cant comprehend that glorious NEETs arent in a rush all the time and can take long relaxing showers
>>82377112it's more just i dont know what you do in thereafter about 10 minutes of cleaning myself there's fuck all else to do, even with music going id get bored and want to get outif i wanted to relax and take longer id have a bath
NEETs SHOOK because they cant comprehend that glorious wagies arent all overweight losers with no money
>I known how to work the system me, a few cuts here and a few cuts there and I will get where I want to be.
>>82377074It's about 15 min in the shower, then 15 min mix of fannying about before and getting in the shower, and getting out the shower and getting dressed. Need to sit on the bed to get dressed nowadays, can't really do it standing up.
>>82377130Why aren't you at work, big man? It's tuesday morning.
>>82377166I am at work, I wfh lol, it's not the 1840s any more mate
>>82377177>tfw it's not the 1840s any more >tfw it's the year of our lord 2029 already
>>82377177We need to go back, you lot should be at the coal face
>>82377203I wish it was so we could vote retard Kier out if we're still allowed to vote by then
Sean working as a comfort woman near the local cool plant
He doesn't really have TMAU. But don't tell anyone. It a secret
>>82377262But he was diagnosed in 2005 by Sheffield University. Some people can smell it and some people can't.
>>82377262Nobody actually has TMAU. It's a made up condition.
>>82377262If he doesn't have TMAU why could that woman on the train smell fish
>>82377220>wishing you could time travel for politics reasonsYou've got a lot of issues lad, sad sad sad.
>>82377277for me it's time travelling to 2029 so i can shag the fit currently 12 year oldsi'm kidding ofcom
>>82377271Come on lad, how many times do we need to go through this? She said "it smells like fish AND CHIPS" in here
>>82377283Ello ello ello what's all this then? You have been a naughty boy haven't you? Better come along with me.
>>82377288I didn't hear her say chips. Some people can hear it, some people can't.
>>82377220>the next lot will be better
Been thinking a lot about frog the jam recently
>>82377102Long soaking hot baths are lush in winter. Showers only in warmer weather for me.
>>82377484Have to agree. When I have a bath in summer I feel like I'm overheating and I feel knackered afterwards.
Haven't had a bath in months. Too many things to do, not enough time to do them in. Sprog needs looking after and when it doesn't chores chores chores. Plus our bathtub is right next to our sprog's room, so if we do manager to get it to sleep I can't then run a bath after because the sound would wake it up.
womfy wautumn edish>>82377502>>82377502
New thread up lads, all change please all change, mind the gap when you alight the thread.>>82377517>>82377517>>82377517>>82377517
>>82377507Embaressing typo in this post lol
Cooorrrr, scran edition or autum edition??Choices, choices.
which one do we go to lads
your thread was good scrannylad im just a fan of orange trees and mild depression
Well, the lumbar puncture went well, no pain, might get headaches if any fluid leaked when taking the sample, but so far so good. Going t'shop to get some brandy snap as a treat, oh yeah.
