Previous >>82354525The quantum-queer continuum editionQOTT: what's the one rule in this thread everyone secretly breaks?
cocks are for peeing in my butt
>>82371957down my throat* *glug* *glug* *glug*
huge cock bottombubble ass top
sleepover RP *knocks at your door*
Gay homo fag sex
Does anyone want to play VRChat? (no esex)
>>82372044>every bl ever>the first time they have sex is when they're drunkFujos are lowkey homophobic ngl
https://voca.ro/15nZpkT5i67X
>>82371957cocks are for decoration>>82372057no the people on there scare me a lot
what if i killed him and ate him
Gay homo incest
>>82372104you posted a drawing of two girls
>>82372036*opens the door* oh good, you're here, I hope you like lil Caesar's
my bf pretending he's my dad or older brother would be a bit hot if im being desu with you
nobody understands the sorrow and plight of the cocksexual heteromantic.
>daddy issues gay>prison gayWe need to perfect the trinity
>>82372122lotta words to just say you like trannies nonny
>>82372083>no the people on there scare me a lotEven me..?
>>82372134i always took daddy issues to be a pseudo bpd thing, whereas my fixation fetish thingie is kind of detached from anything emotional. especially since the guy doesn't (and likely won't) have to actually look like my dad for it to be hot. its just the fantasy. does that still count as daddy issues, i dunno
>>82372139trannies don't like their dicks thoever.
One day I want to have a biological son and have sex with him which is why I am pursuing women despite loathing them
Gay homo penis
>>82372160ehhhhhhhh that's kinda outdated. it's not unheard of but i think most trannies, especially those coming up through a more accepting internet in the past 5 years, kind of don't give a fuck about their penises in a way you'd expect the old school nyaa dont look at my extra parts sir >w< pseudo-trap of the 2010s
>>82372144if you take it too seriously yes! i went on vrchat once and that was once too many
i feel like shit all the time and wish i could suck and worship penis but i am too old and ugly and retarded. also prison gay and addicted to porn.
my definition of trans is you have to actually have to have genital dysphoria to be trans otherwise you're just a cross dresser i know not all trans get bottom surgery and i would discourage them from doing that because i don't believe a surgeon can do what G0d/evolution can but just being a dude who likes to dress pretty doesn't make you trans in my eyes.
most prison gays dont really want to suck cock so i think we've done that thing where words lose meaning again
I'm gay I want to date boys with a cock and balls and suck and slurp on them and have him ride my penis
>>82372237>most prison gays dont really want to suck cocki was under the impression that most prison gays were bottoms and only trugays could top a hairy man ass and unload on a masculine man face. as opposed to just sucking cock and bending over after washing out your asshole.
>>82372180and by that definition of trans i'm not because things like my height and being hairy are things i'd still be dealing with even if my penis was chopped off i know estrogen might help with hair thing but i don't want it to make my chest larger...(you) because i forgot in the first reply sowwy
>>82372044boys that smell like cigarettes~
>>82372252Jesus. No. Prison Gay historically in /r9gay/ has been used to mean a relatively masculine guy who is so devoid and starved of female attention, affection, sex, etc. that they settle for hyperfeminine guys. Strictly tops, ignoring the other guy's bits outside of hole for the most part. It starts off as twinks but clearly went onto mean Femboys and Proto-Trannies, if not outright just Trannies (MtF obviously). Some took to old school ragebait and derailing by saying that all bottoms are supposed to be cute anime boys, that anything veering from that or anyone sending pushback to that statement was being an insane propagandist who wants fat hairy old men to be the standard for bottom aesthetics, etc.
It's not prisongay if they're both fem
>>82372252how could a prisongay bottom? that would require him to do things that are completely alien to straight sex which wouldn't feel good to him unless he was bi and didn't know it.>only trugays could top a hairy man ass and unload on a masculine man facethats why prisongays only like femboys or twinks that they don't consider real men
i don't know if i'm gay but i'm having a date with my gf in a couple hours
>>82371940Cute date idea: We go out and yell "Faggots" or "Dykes" At homosexual couples and kiss right afterwards.ori, I just now realized there's a new thread
Post more AI butts
>>82372235>>82372263i think there's still bottom dysphoria present in most trans people i just think its not to the degree where they want it chopped off or find it particularly distressing as it was normalized half a decade ago. your own definition is weirdly conservative, in a literal way not politically. you'd be put further out because you dont want a bigger chest or hormones
i like to imagine i was born attractive and fem and someone men wanted to have sex with and dominate instead of being an ugly subhuman masc endomorph with hairy fat legs and stretchmarks from when i was an obese fuck..
>>82372311It's ironic that most of r9k complains about not being able to date/have sex with women while gay/bi guys talked about getting approached by women or having had girlfriends before on here.
>>82372314+1 Agree (You)
>>82372334do you believe everything you read online or just the ones that you think make you sound funny
Being ugly with a humiliation fetish is like tutorial mode for life I imagine
>bottoms can't be prison gayi am 90% sure porn and isolation made me want to suck cock and get fucked in the ass and be jizzed all over and it wasn't innate or natural.
>>82372334getting a gf is very easy when you're a teenager but its harder as an adult. having a bf is hard as a teenager but much easier as an adult. a lot of anons have had a gf before but it could've been years ago so they're lonely
i had gf but it was one of those "hey anon lets date" "ok" little kid things we'd been dating since third grade and had only held hands by 6th when she started seeing someone else and then were talking about getting back together until she got interested in a guy in 7th and he was psychopath and kinda made that year hell so i changed schools after that.
>>82372370also if you're an ugly nerd who nobody ever likes you become self hating which means thinking you're not deserving of ever being with a woman and instead should be violently abused and penetrated by superior men.
I need some cock-a-leekie
>>82372401>>82372403women have always found me disgusting, even when i was a teen. maybe they instinctively knew i was always thinking about sucking cock and hating myself.
>>82372403>only held handstrying save your incel rep by leaving out the kiss hmm
also i believe if i had a bigger penis i wouldn't be as self hating and want to submit to bigger men.
>>82372122i'm senshisexual and senshiromantic but alas my beloved senshi is trapped in trapped in a 2d world, or is it i who am trapped in a 3d one? trading depth and form for joy and warmth not the worst trade...but no it's impossible. i don't know if it gives you any comfort but that was just my way of saying i share your pain
>>82372370That's porn addiction then, not being prison gay. They're two distinct branches of a similar phenomenon. Prison gays are not incapable of sex or lacking it, in fact many have had sex with women in the past but their lack of it/dry spell leads them to desperation in extremely feminine men. Porn addiction is similar because it's a person put against a wall of isolation and just going further down a degen rabbithole.
>>82372468that's just a ripped manlet with a beard.
>>82372476>Prison gays are not incapable of sex or lacking it, in fact many have had sex with women in the past but their lack of it/dry spell leads them to desperation in extremely feminine men.oh okay. nice to know i'm even more deserving of being hated and killed than a prison gay and that i'm overall just a garbage and disgusting person who is too ugly and demented to ever be with women and not valid or trugay enough to be with men. i'll just stay alone and die a virgin like the rest of the retards like me.
>>82372444just start loving yourself and suck a dick
4chan has ruined many people's sexualities
>>82372505why would i do either of those things when nothing about me is worth loving and i'm not actually gay.>>82372513i was like this way before i found 4chan.
>>82372513porn. 4chan is just a porn site to many but 4chan didnt do that to them
Getting psyop'd by cock is crazy
>>82372555only works if you have an inferior tiny or pencil dick like me.
The cannibal posts give me a boner ngl
>>82372555true but not original
>>82372579Foreskin is cool
>>82372477oh no my dear anon! senshi is much more than just a ripped manlet with a beard! he is the light of my life, the apple of my eye! his meals are infused with all the light and laughter that you've missed in in your day-to-day and then some! they make you warm and always seem to fill your belly just the right amount never too much! and he's always there for you to reassure you with calm words and a never-too-tight grip on the shoulder or hand and he's always able to dispense guidance in that humble but always enlightning way, once you ask for it! and when he washes his beard the scent alone can make you feel like your burying your face in a cloud (even better when you actually are snuggled up next him and able to feel the soft bristles) not that it smells bad between washings mind you!
>>82372596emm, too big lel
>>82372568thanks kiwi, really cool!
This is average gay penis
>>82372616i thought everyone here was a size queen who wanted to be gaped by massive chad dick.
pencil dicklet bf who can't gape my hole no matter how hard he tries
>>82372666what a nightmare. i wouldn't even be able to get hard out of the shame and embarrassment.
Shy tall hung bottom bf whose dick flops around when his short top bf fucks him raw
>>82372642i was but then i took an ...arrow to the
is 14cm small or normal
micropenis bf who rubs his dick stub against my ass until it leaks cum
i'm starting to realize the only requirement for being a top is to have a massive wrist thick penis. everyone else bottoms or has no sex.
Top bf with two dicks
>>82372716hmm on one hand i could fullfill my fantasty of having two dicks in my mouth at the same time without being a slut on the other hand...
CK3 for today chat
>>82372640Isthis guy still around at all or what
>>82372555basically the perfect cockthis is how all should look
rolled an epic on my daily
Why are there so many FTM audios on r/gonewildaudiogay now? If they have male sounding voices, there's no need to make "cuntboy" shit, they can just larp as male. There are barely any good gay audios now
Women ruin everything, news at 11
>>82373691It's fucking retarded though because it's one of the only porn mediums where they don't have to be male to larp as male. A lot of them do, in fact, have passing voices, and I would be none the wiser if they didn't feel the need to make "trans" sex asmr. But they HAVE to mention their pussies
>>82372343Nah, it checks out for me personally, I've had one ask me out before and my dumbass agreed for a week because I felt bad about saying "no" so I just gave "sure whatever" type answers and hoped she'd lose interestShe didn't lose interest, so I had to tell her I never actually wanted to date in the first place because I'm gay (hoped that'd soften the blow) but the damage was done.
>>82373781you could try reading
>>82373781Trannies ruin everything, news at 11 since it's only been an hour since that anon posted.
>>82373414koot little guy, capybara? what are gonna name him?
>>82373691gays are just as insufferable as women
women are trash and chad onlybottoms are woman brained and chad onlythere is no escape
2 tops frotting is your escape
>>82374381Impossible to have sex as a top whether you're gay or straight we truly live in a chad only world
>>82374395i'm cut so frotting wouldn't be pleasurable for anyone. also the thinness of my skinny penis would mean minimal area friction for the other dick and it wouldn't feel very good for anyone. frotting with me would be miserable and depressing and nobody would finish.
I'm gonna sex my bf so much in two days
less frotting and maybe a double handjob/fapping? I think the situation would be hotter than the physical stimulation as I am also cut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR-gpdZRSU0
i went through a long period where i thought i was a tranny but i'm pretty sure i'm just mentally ill and full of self hate and depression and naturally a very submissive and easily influenced person. trooning out would have probably pushed me to kill myself. i'm probably just retarded as well and i conditioned myself to be primarily sexually attracted to dicks because of lifelong isolation and a porn addiction which i can't seem to eliminate unfortunately. my entire life is a joke honestly.
>>82374492Wow that sounds like a heavy load to bear are you single by chance anon?
I straight up am a repressed troon, if there was magic wand to turn me into a girl right now I would press it but the current methods of transition aren't enough for me so I will just live as a gay male bottom instead.
r9troon
>>82374497i will die a virgin because i'm masculine, ugly, old, and retarded and generally useless with no talent or skills or hobbies of any sort.
>>82374515Oh that's gross yeah you should die then
>>82374515i be wanting u anon and that's on god baby girl
>>82374506i don't think my desire to troon out was ever valid. i think a lot is wrong with me that made me think the way i did for so long. i'm probably closer to asexual now even though most of my sexuality is centered around dick and wanting to get guys off, i will never do it irl.
>>82374520i'm too cowardly to ever kill myself. someone would have to find me and kill me painlessly and i probably wouldn't care. suicide is for people with no fear and i'm afraid of everything.
I straight up am a repressed trucel, if there was magic wand to turn me into a chad right now I would press it but the current methods of /fit/maxxing aren't enough for me so I will just live as a sexless male top instead.
>>82373414Hey I have one of those stores near me
I want spaghetti but it gives me the worst poops for bottoming the next day #bottomproblems
I'm a top so it's okay for me to eat food that makes my anus bleed
>>82374381fuck a vers guy with a hairy ass, or clean shaven if you do it for him.
>>82374763*busts a fat pozzed load in your bleeding anus)oops :3
Poor diet ruins everything, news at 11
>>82374887I'm a top you can't do that sorry
It's not fair tops get to eat whatever while bottoms have to eat like rabbits. I want a burger or steak too instead of a salad.
Tops can eat spicy food without a care in the world but if bottoms eat it we're out of commission for days
>>82374616theyre nice to walk around on the cheaper days, ive found lego sets worth 20ish a few times, as well as random funny stuff. i found some bags of like 100 random anime pins once which one could use to make a sort of scale mail super pin jacket.
I just ate a pot of spicy ramen and downed 8 beers tops stay winning
>>82374909we can eat it too! we just have to be more careful and wash ourselves out more often.
a bottom can have beef once a week on the day that he rests his anus then its back to the kale no complaining!
what they heck are you all talking about? butt holes aren't for sex, lol. that's gross.
I'm going to cook nice meals for my future husbie, but I can't make one meal for him and another one for myself, we're gonna have the same thing!
Tops should all be forced to endure life as a bottom for a bit before they get their topping license, including a clean dildo test.
Buttholes are for sex, as anon will soon learn, news at 11
>>82374926I bet you feel like shit or will imminently
Now it is time for the nightly news:anon suggests that all tops should live as bottoms for a bit before they get their topping license we join our man on the street here, Seymour Buttz, as he visits the local gym in a seedy part that is conviently located by three steak houses and a dairy queen to ask local tops what they think of this proposal:
>>82374976its not a good idea to put gas in the exhaust pipe, and cars dont even get aids. poop is bad and unsafe to touch...apparently health class needs to be a lot more basic.
>>82374926you should quit the beer and move on to clean alcohol
Local scooter enthusiast and known furfag A'non de Crapper has stated his opposition to anal sex outright and his counter proposal to send all bottoms back to health class, and presumably to the mental hospital if they can't be reeducated to his way of thinking.>>82375089"So tell us Mr. de Crapper... oh I'm sorry Mr. de Creeper? no? ok let's go with Mr. Crepe how do you plan to make bottoms go back to health class when they're notoriously so lazy that they won't even leave their rooms to find the bf that they claim they want so badly?"
Does anyone want to VC and play a visual novel together from 1PM (CT) to maybe 4PM (CT) tomorrow
we should post more about the boys we like and how we fantasize about killing and eating them
>>82375205How does one play a VN together with someone? Both agreeing to take the same choices or just talking about it like ti was a book club?
>>82375232We'd read it on call, with either one person streaming or both of us playing at the same time. The choices would be decided together and we could debate them and stuff. It's kind of like watching a movie, but more interactive since you can just stop and discuss at any moment without pausing. It's pretty fun, I've done it with a handful of people before.
Being an introvert may as well be a death sentence in the modern world
>>82374162walking home i saw two halves of a watermelon someone had hollowed out eating with a spoon and left on the curb, so ill call him watermolen --> water molen --> w r m n --> huascar morton.
thinking of it i was basically molested since i went on the internet as an 11 year old and saw gay porn
i love plushies
>>82375396not really. all zoomers are introverts and spend all day every day online meaning you can meet people without even leaving the house. see the post literally above yours
>>82375412If you actively engage in social video calls and streams you are not an introvert. You may as well be normie trash.
>>82375401you guys got it bad
I've been on the internet for 2 decades and have never made an internet friend or done voice calls with strangers. I can't even go on a multiplayer game and talk on mic. If you can you're an extrovert.
The longest I've gone without ghosting an internet friend is a year.
>>82375427wow, someone like me. At least in this.
Is there hope for a sensitive young incel like me who's a big fan of Hitler and Elliot Rodger? I'm also big into brutalism and I have a few weird fetishes some people here can relate to. Am I desirable?
about to snack up and go goblin
I did a job interview todaywas shitting myself but I think I did good, but I practiced with my muthaw
>>82375707yes but only as a concept. you will be relating on an outdated and dying niche internet topic that hit its peak in 2016 and will be dropped in favor of an actual personality months later. the most generous estimation i can give you is an e-relationship of one (1) year in which you e-sex plenty but never take it further than that.
>>82375928nothing wrong with that tbqh
>>82375981if nonny doesnt develop out of irony poisoned cringe edgelord it will eat him and he will not live to see another decade of life
eat him eat him!
>>82375928You're right... I'm temporary! Fuck
>>82376031theres no better way to get over it than a 1 year teenxteen relationship
>>82376067twentyfifthteenxthirtyteenmost wholesome relationship
>>82372114"pizza! pizza!" i say you nod and perform the secret handsign and i open my bag to reveal the goods you requested me to bring although i'm still not entirely sure of the purpose of all of them this being my first sleepover after all...
>tfw no fishman bf to kill and eat
I saw a few videos of guys getting vacuum sealed onto matresses and not gonna lie it'd be hot to drug someone up, stuff them in one of those, and grind against them, then drug them again, put them back to where they were, and convince them it was all a dream.
The majority of my day is spent watching League streams
>>82376238can we do it without the drugs anon i don't like the side effects...my memory and grasp on reality is fricked enough as it i'll believe you probably
>>82376303If you promise to fall asleep sure, unless you'd be into it then I don't have to kidnap you.
help i am being attacked!!!!!!
so many people these days are just sour balls of suck :/
>>82376790Sorry we can't all have privileged happy lives like you
Its another day just starting where i live.. how are you all doing
a privileged unhappy life is more fun, not that we have those either
>>82376801i'm broke as fuck and have plenty of problems. the irs could lien me at any moment. nevertheless i dont act like a dick for no reason. office creatures dont have any excuse, but theyre almost as bad as librarians. think about this: when was the last time you saw a librarian reading a book? for me it was an indian woman in queens who was reading a little red book in hindi. i havent seen a white librarian reading in legit 20 years. just looking at the screen. i mean thats why i balked at indoors jobs, by 2016 they were already nothing but screens. that isnt a life.
yippeee yahooo yippeee yahoooi will manifest love i will manifest love today.
what is this schizobabble that i'm reading
>>82376906Manifest me my ideal boyfriend too anon. Please.
>>82376981YES manifest love we all need love dream fbf coming your way amen anon manifest yippeee.
>>82376916thats what its like when people talk to each other irl just so youre ready for it
>>82376687the mice will consume
>>82377049they like oats and cheerios especially
>>82377002Amen i can feel my codependent basil bf coming my way
>>82377037fuck off you actual freak
>>82376323well i might actually fall asleep...especially if it feels like a cozy cacoon, but it also sounds kinda fun too!
https://youtu.be/ycAwPJnlbEgKill. Them. All.
sigh i'm lonely nobody is awake at this godforsaken hour
>>82369675>Even just as a base example, a 5'5 man and a 6'3 man walk into a bar or restaurant. The server or waiter will immediately look to the 6'3 man for ordering because the implication is he is the authority here for being taller.This is not only false but also a non issue but midgets find ways to complain about anything lmao>>82369799Being short as a bottom is a massive advantage because you're perceived to be cuter, no one cares you act childish and tops don't have to be insecure about being shorter than you since they're notoriously insecure about that. Do you deny this?>>82369839What do you expect from teenagers who leave this place after a month, ie. First time they try to do anything and make a surprise Pikachu face when they easily find success>>82369867Maybe that's because those apps are like 80% male so they have plenty of choices and why would they not go for superficial thing they want? That's why dating apps are evil btw, you can just like meet people normally without looking at them as potential partners without even knowing what they're like.>>82369900They actually do and you'd know that if you seen very mentally ill people irl. Nothing helps you when you can't go a sentence without rambling about schizo theories even if you look good. You have to convince them to fuck you after all.>>82369920There really isn't a bigger turn off. Ad even non sexually, such people are so annoying because they can't see outside of their own flawed perspective blinded by their own self hate so when you compliment them and when you actually mean it they won't believe you. It's pointless to talk to them, just let them suffer in a prison of their own making.>>82369976I don't like height difference so I'd only go for men my own size. Shocking news: men don't really care about height that much.>>82369978Yes there are but you wouldn't do it so suffer >>82370031Ah yes the community of daddy issues casual sex that only fucks men twice their age is shallow
Wish upon the stars on my roof, they all scatteredAin't no more Neptunes, so P's SaturnOff the first ski-up, they re-up, it's a patternLike middle men, they killing them, you know what happened, ski
Meow where husbert yay meow silksong in 2 days yay
>>82377437Unrelated perhaps but where does one find a short and cute bf anyways?I assume short bottoms must be aware of their value and want an equally valuable top ngl.
>>82377493ironically probably not. sure the flamer steroetype gays might be acting high and valuable. but for an ordinairy short "cute" submissive guy they probabably have severe ego issues id say a good 80% of them would, so you probably cant find them because they dont go out rather than being too high rarity.
my whole personality is that i love penishey, did you know i'm gayi can suck dick and fuck ass holes in the bath housei'm also having my bi-weekly orgy soon!i can't wait to suck gay penisi love being a homo #pride
Standard low quality lowercase post.
>>82377474i'm rolling around in my bed waiting for silksong
i wanna make a human skin mask out of his face
r9gay podcast
All r9gay posts are like this
>>82377518I know right. I want someone to be reserved to each other. I barely go out or 'seek' others. They must be the same... or similar at least.Its why i lurk here sometimes. These kinds of places seem the most fit for those.
tfw no safe sleazy bf
if i had sex with a dick that would make your point valid
>>82377535original fuck you
Meow meow I'm a fat pig that looks like laios meow yay where bf into fat pigs like me oinkmeow
uhhh..lemme tell ya a coupla tree tings
>>82370796Bottom coded top if you mean that he is into cute shit and acts cute but not self hating insecure loser like most bottoms >>82370853Hottest hair
>>82377929>Hottest haircheapest coarse mop made from recycled car tyres
>>82371938Jonah admitting he wants to be pissed on>>82371515Jonah admitting he would send nudes if he knew anon
>>82372057>no EssexThat's just mean :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9661MqkQ_o
r9gay:why i don't have bf?r9gay:>>82374962
>tfw no gross dresser bf
butts are in fact for sex. my butt is, at any rate. one day my butt will be used for sex; but not today.
what do geckos eat? do they need water? there's a gecko in my room that is always on the wall, i see him there most of every day and i don't know how he's getting food or water. he likes the same spot by my lamp. is he going to die if i don't give him water? i kinda like having him around because i have no friends.
>>82378313everyone is going to die
Release the gecko at once. Imprisoning an innocent creature for your amusement? Unacceptable.
i actually have let him out before and he got back in somehow
>>82378313All animals need water in some form, even bugs. He's probably eating the bugs in your room.>"but my room doesn't have bugs"because he ate them
>>82378313they eat insects (ones youd expect) but some species eat fruit. they do need water. apparently they like drinking from droplets. also they use water to shed skin
>>82377692the thing is everyone here arguably falls into either the extremely low self esteem camp, or genuine psycho camp. normally the psycho ones have had relationships before but went to shit due to their own fault(mainly) wheras the low self esteem ones simply have never dated. however there arguably isnt a worse pair of the two together, so there is basically no chance of an actual relationship being formed here.
he rapes me with a spoon, help
false that is not my gecko because his name isn't gecko i named him tennyson
he does rape me with a spoon don't believe his lies.
>>82378598you wish but
suicide is something i've always been super interested and more recently i've started to take it more seriously as a potential decision
>>82372314That's oddly cute
>>82372476It's the opposite. Prison gays can't get laid whole porn addicts can but crave more extreme things generally speaking.
Hollow Knight is a boring game. There I said it
>>82378923I didn't really like it either
>>82372666This is cute because he would try harder and put more work which is hot
>>82372676Does a shorter one have a bigger dick or not?>>82373594That's what you get for having a dumb fetish
gone wild audio gay?
>>82374917Almost like asshole wanst meant to be used for sex. This general is oral and foot only btw.
>>82375052Thank you for your service newsman
>>82375290Oh you're the vn whore anon
i want a guy to fuck my ass and i like how fingering my prostate feels but i am too afraid of possible complications down the road and the guy's dick being too big and hurting me cause even two fingers feels like a lot when i tried it. swapping back and forth from having a vagina and a dick would be more convenient. i don't like only having a poop hole for possible penetration.
you also have a mouth
>>82379130i want to suck cock too but it's not the same as a guy being inside you and finishing inside you, the idea is hotter in my head at least. i will probably never have sex.
>>82375396I wonder if that was always the case but it definitely is a huge disadvantage in the modern times.
I prefer having a soul
i haven't had a friend period in close to 15 years and before then only had one i played vidya with in his basement and i used to fantasize about sucking his cock. i never did and now he's married with kids.
>>82379265original, you only have yourself to blame
>>82379355well he was straight. i can't brainwash people into being gay can i.
>>82379369Only the CIA can do that
>>82379369in 15 years, i could turn a lion vegan
>>82379416then the lion would die of malnutrition.
>>82379429ni, he wouldn't
>>82379394maybe if i was cute enough for the goth girl at my school i wouldn't have turned gay from porn addiction and isolation.
>>82376867Definition of a schizobabble. Please take you ends (meds)
>>82372058why seems pretty realistic to me
>>82379485nah, shit happened to me and everything still went wrong
>>82377663Meow x story 3 minute podcast when?
>>82377690That isn't even wrong tho...
I'm bleeding out from my thumbThis is the end r9g
>>82379595stick it in your pooper
https://youtu.be/0zNtATsb5egGenuinely touching. Pure Soul.
>>82377690He's so real for posting that
Ninja gaiden ragebound keeps getting better and I found out it has accessibility options for disabled gamers like me so I have been using that cause I can't be bothered to struggle and want to feel powerful :3
>>82372058That has happened in like 1 out of the 5 BL (with sex) manga I've read you're bullshitting anon.
>>82372235What if I have genital dysphoria but I don't consider myself trans? Hypothetically.
>>82375052>tfw no r9gay news bf
>>82377474>tfw in-between the time I played HK and Silksongs release I've become too jaded and anhedonic to enjoy anything anymoregrim!
>>82377663>8 hours of pxlschizo trying to scam story out of his fortuneblessed
>>82378557fellow ben 10 fan?
Is pxltard even gay and why does he post here again
>>82373594they're a direct response to kiwi dating a pooner, he was the first domino to fall in the larger trend of guys who love saying theyre gay because of yaoi but then only ever fuck trannies
>tfw no cinephile bf
>>82379795i saw that show as a kid but no i named him after alfred lord tennyson, it was between him and coleridge
What's the FtM equivalent of AGP, I feel like there's a silent majority of them who genuinely only transition because they're Fujos and it only annoys me because they're unironically publicly touting it as being le epic gay boy while they fuck a straight guy because they're 2 days on T and still look female
>>82379808that's me anony hi
Isn't that the same thing? Agp is just agp, can go in both directions just like gender dysphoria.
>>82379819autoandrophilia? not original so true
>>82379830How many movies have you seen non?
>tfw no autofellatio dendrophile bf
>>82379865i have no actual idea as to the number but i would guess at least five or six hundred at least
>>82379886Wow that's a lot! Have any favourites?
>>82377818I don't look at all like laios tho meow yay
>>82379783Sounds like a you problem yay
>>82379915Yeah it's my fault of course, it's all my fault.
getting dick isn't that hard ...if you have an assholegod i wish i had an asshole...
i wanna be a puppyboy to an owner bf but in a non-sexual only romantic way does this make sense to anyone else?
>>82379831well no, agp is autogynephilia and entirely on the basis of being sexually turned on by looking like a girl. the ftm isn't turned on by looking like a girl, it's by pretending to be a boy. there wouldn't be an agp equivalent because at least agps crossdress and make an attempt, some ftm calling themselves a cunt boy but making otherwise 0 attempts at changing their outward female appearance is just a larper
describe your ideal partner in terms of physicality and personality
>>82379542Implication is nobody wants to engage in gay sex willingly unless they're drunk>>82379715It happens in at least every 3/5
All my cancer kitty does is meow at the door, wanting out even at night. It's driving me crazy. I just met to let her out as a treat, not to have it be a constant thing.
>>82380296its not "larping" its just wanting attention and having no way to get it as a normal round faced girl other than acting nutsits basically a way to "ewhore" but without having to be "some kind of bimbo" if you know what i mean. its sorta like "im not like other egirls." but why are we talking about this? its exactly what they want!
>>82380329i don't have one really. i can't imagine the type of person who'd be desperate enough to do anything with me or be seen with me in public. i don't think they exist.
>>82379685He's doing it for youtube views and money not out of the kindness of his heart dumbass. Some people are way too naive and you can tell they've never faced the bitter crushing realities of life.
>>82380369this is a tranny general
this is the only board that brings down my mood when i post here because the majority of the threads are people larping and or bragging about shit for attention and it's insufferable when you're legitimately a total subhuman retard with zero redeeming qualities. makes one want to jump in a hole and die.
>>82380404>this is the only board that brings down my mood when i post hereLucky you
>>82380409every other one of my regular boards are just garbage or boring. this one is the only one that feels like it's a concoction of bots specifically made to tick all my insecurities at all times. i don't think i have ever been in a good mood browsing here.
>>82380296autoandrophilia is the term used to describe someone who's aroused by the idea of being a man. but, like you said, a lot of ftms arent interested in being men, but femboy trap things. maybe something like autoautogynephiliaphilia would be a better term since they want to be mtf.
>>82379023>That's what you get for having a dumb fetishWhat dumb fetish? Liking voices?
I truly believe women are innately evil
>>82380336eh, I guess you could see it that way, but I think it's also sometimes more "courage to make the first move", not "ew gay sex is gayyyy". but really, its a plot device go move stuff forwards fast, it's way easier to convey then natural sober attraction
>>82380424in fact this will be my last final post on this board. i'm just going to stop hitting myself in the face by being here. hopefully for good. zero good advice, zero humor, zero interesting stories or good recommendations. it's just primarily normalfags looking for a place to vent or brag and i refuse to partake in such matters anymore. it's just too bad normalfags eradicated every last ince of the internet and now real outcasts either have to give loser spaces to them while smiling or fuck off forever. so i will just fuck off because i'm tired of having these sorts of people steal my time, making me mentally exhausted and depressed. no more.
>>82380515Na fujos are homophobic and hate men that aren't chad. Every male top in BLs is Chad that all the women in his vicinity are drooling over but he's seemingly asexual or autistic until he falls for the bottom male and fixates only on him. They only put up with the bottom insert because they can't stand the idea of it being a woman getting Chad's attention and love and this is the best next option. I've read hundreds of BLs by now and it all dials down to this unless it's a male author, and you can TELL who the male authors are because there's a distinct lack of Chad-only worship along with more realism and suffering in general. I fucking hate women and fujos.
>>82380404>people larping and or bragging about shit for attention>total subhuman retard with zero redeeming qualities.its almost like these are the same thing and coincidentally the target demographic of /r9k/ and by extension its son, /r9gay/
>>82380521haha die in a gutter, incel
I fully believe this board (rest of 4chan too but this board especially) is populated by mostly bots to doompost, ragebait, demoralize and radicalise people. If you scroll the board for a length of time you start to notice too many coincidences and patters to just be coincidences and happenstance patterns. Not like it would be the first time a world government has done this.
>>82380593>i'm a leftist woke faggot and this board doesn't align with my views!Fuck off back to Xitter and Reddit already retard
>>82380604See? This is exactly what I mean. Posted within 1 minute of my post too, even though the thread is super dead right now.
>>82380593We already knew 4chan is a fed op after every mod got doxxed in April
>>823805934chan isn't as culturally relevant for anyone to waste time on it anymore, i think people still get digitally gangstalked and groomed into things but its far more easily done and common on Discord. 4chan had its various peaks and its been on a decline since, the only time eyes are here is when there's a manifesto to read or tourists are encouraged to look inward
tears are for queers is that true? i don't knowyou tell me
>>82380611Go back, faggot. Not your safespace
mossad pays me to post here
>>82380611I think you replied to yourself to make your point seem valid, I know you likely did this because I do this to push various cultural reforms on /r9gay/. I'm the reason namefags reigned for 3 months in 2019.
>>82380670I can tell when you do this every time
I get a nice hefty paycheck from israel to post here it's fucking awesome.
I need a bullet in my head as soon as possible
i automatically assume anyone who is from "america" is an isreali agent trying to get me to cut off my cock and blow up a hospital with palestinian propaganda in my backpack to spread their agenda.
bibi will be hearing about this
The schizo force is strong today
>>82380649I unironically love boys who can express emotions. I want my boyfriend to come crying to me all the time so I can comfort him. I would NEVER get tired just me?
Inb4 a psychomaxxing anon makes his bf cry so he gets dopamine hits from comforting him
>>82380290yeah, to me. Need golden retriever bf
bf bf
>>82381019noooo I'd never do that. I'm actively searching for a crybaby bf well occasionally I can make him watch a sad movie with me so he cries we'd probably end up crying together because I also cry at movies sometimes and then have soggy sex together
the neet to gay pipeline
>>82381201I did both at the same time!!
>>82373594i listened the sortbyupdoots himbo gymbro one
>>82380553male author bl? please give
opinions on this BL? It was cute and sweet, but sappy at times and it reminds me of what this >>82380553 anon said, except that both guys were too perfect, Kurosawa was so unreal it was offputting unless he was bare chested. Why can't we get a BL with an uglycute NEET and a dorky genki?
I'd feel really fucking awkward about crying next to anyone and only do it when I'm straight up breaking down, but maybe that's just the result of a "I'll give you something to cry about" childhood.
I suppose i do cry a lot and i always feel like i am on the verge of crying, eyes watering just from conversations and such, but i am strong enough to hold it in until i am completely alone most days so it is ok.
>>82381486many such cases, it's rare to find males allowing themselves to be vulnerable because upbringing, societal pressure and fear of getting taken advantage of, but this can impact other sides of your characters as well and influence how you perceive others who cry.
I cried so much I can't anymore
if you we were bf I'd always comfort you, I genuinely have a strong protective instinct I want to put into use with a guy
>>82381083is there a test to see which breed of puppyboy you are??
Back then I read a post about a girl who felt awkard when her boyfriend cried. She was blaming herself for how she felt, but couldn't help that she saw him in a different light or something like that. Women, some of them, have this weird ick for guys crying, there's probably countless psychological explanation for it, so do straight moids who can't stand their more sensitive friends, but that's a different kind of thing I shouldn't give my time to.I do wonder however what's our gays' perspective on this, I do wonder what I would think if my bf ugly cried in front of me
>>82381631I doubt it anon, too specific of a test kek. Try MBTI and I can tell your breed at least
black haired guys who wear all black
>>82381646i honestly wish people were willing to cry in front of me and i could comfort them. i probably wouldnt be good at it but just the idea they trust me enough to cry to me just makes me feel good in a way i cant really explain.
>>82381747Same here. I wanna be my boyfriend's safe space, a place where he can be himself without any kind of fear. I'd extend this to others as well, but egoistically speaking, to a lesser extent because it would drain too many energies, eventually you feel too bad about seeing so much suffering and it becomes too much to handle. I remember most people I saw crying in front of me and still feel bad
guys i think the wednesday meal from wendy's is actually cursed! i lost all of my nuggies!!! :_v(
>>82381843noo, sorry anon :(think about it tho: maybe it was a sign from the universe? Maybe those nuggies were made with expired chicken and that would've given your tummy pain
Meow I'm gay
>>82381877not gay enough nya
why is gay porn never posted here
>>82381843>There's nothing Happy about this mealpottery
>>82381455It's very mid-tier. I liked the beginning with him finding out the Chad had interest in him (wish fulfillment for women who want Chad to want only them of course) but it became pretty formulaic and basic with the usual tropes i.e. one gets sick, there's a jealousy misunderstanding. The bottom being able to read peoples' minds became a non-factor after the initial premise and it felt like a cheat code for their romance to begin too. 6/10 overall. I always recommend Old-fashioned Cupcake as a top tier BL. The romance is slow burn, the characters feel like actual people, the women all fawning over the Chad top trope is subverted, as I'm reading it it feels like I'm falling more and more into their world and their lives. It also doesn't have the usual tropes that are in almost every BL. It's very warming and comforting but grounded, as love should be depicted.
>>82381916anons here are romance and touch starved mostly
>>82381916i don't look at or save gay porn
>>82381906Why not waaaaa i'm plenty gay
>>82381938how worried he was when he got a cold was too much for me. It was very unrealistic. I did feel fuzzy watching it only because I'm a romantic and starving for some BL anime, but I got invested more in his friend's side plot by the end>Old-fashioned Cupcake>It's very warming and comforting but grounded, as love should be depicted.I'm searching more about this right now anon and the title already sold it to me. Unfortunately I can't find any scans online, and it's not animated (anime >> manga for me). Maybe I could buy a volume some day
>>82382039>how worried he was when he got a cold was too much for me. It was very unrealisticMy grasp of it is that in East Asian cultures there's an expectation of if your romantic partner is ill, you stop everything and put all your energy and efforts into doting on them, as a display of care and love. That's why the>he rushes over as soon as he finds out his sick and stays by his bedside all night as if he's dying and the sick one wakes up to him hunched over the bed holding his hand!trope is so prominent in BL. It irks me too but maybe it's just because in Western culture we're more like "eh have some soup drink some water chin up you'll be fine" as opposed to "oh god no i need to be your side throughout this ordeal!"You can find Old Fashioned Cupcake on MyReadingManga, along with a fuckton of more BL under the Romance tag if you're interested. It's where I read most of my BL.
i don't have an asshole
>>82381019until u actually experience it and ur like ICKKKKK
>>82382039>and it's not animated (anime >> manga for me)Also unfortunately all the mid, boring, women pandering trope-y Chad top ones get adapted into anime. Like Sasaki and Miyano is so dull and it annoys me they wasted an adaption on that crap when there's so many better BLs to adapt. At least Summer Hikaru Died is good but it's more of a horror story than a BL. Maybe in the future we'll get better BL adaptions but who knows.
>>82382097>You can find Old Fashioned Cupcake on MyReadingMangaFOUND IT, THANK YOU SM ANON! I'll start it in some days and tell you about it>My grasp of it is that in East Asian cultures there's an expectation of if your romantic partner is ill, you stop everything and put all your energy and efforts into doting on them, as a display of care and love. That's why theoh, so it's a cultural thing you say? If so, that puts things into perspective for me. I thought it was an overexageration for dramatic effect
>>82382199I already experienced it with a friend (I had a crush on). I'd hardly get tired if it's a person I love. Not searching for strong men, just cute guys
>>82382251>Also unfortunately all the mid, boring, women pandering trope-y Chad top ones get adapted into animeunfortunately that's their main audience anon..gays are rare already, in Japan they're even rarer, and we don't buy as much as fujos. I fully share your sentiment, it's ironic how some male bromances in normie anime would make fantastic BLs better than the adapted ones>Like Sasaki and Miyano is so dull and it annoys me they wasted an adaption on that crap when there's so many better BLs to adaptI never watched it so I don't have an opinion on it, never caught my attention much because I didn't like that the 2 guys looked too samey>At least Summer Hikaru Died is good but it's more of a horror story than a BLI'm loving it for both, but that's kind of a cope by a part of the fandom because the BL part is extremely predominant. Personally combining BL with another genre, like shonen, majokko etc. would made for something greater and with a larger audience. Hikaru is the most popular gay anime for that reason>Maybe in the future we'll get better BL adaptions but who knows.we're getting Ganbare Nakamura kun next year. Not exactly BL, but the MC is gay and the old school style is great
>>82382521>we're getting Ganbare Nakamura kun next year. Not exactly BL, but the MC is gay and the old school style is greatI've read it. It's more like cutesy masochism than BL. Have you read that authors' other works? They get very... pedo rapey. He definitely likes seeing young in love gay boys suffer.
>>82382669>pedo rapeymost anime depict High Schoolers>He definitely likes seeing young in love gay boys suffer.wdym anon? It's because Nakamura doesn't actually get Hirose?
Can you all fuck off to your Troon board.
Why'd you capitalise troon like its a proper noun huh
>>82382752give me a moderately attractive transgf and i will
tennyson update: i gave him a little dish with water and tomorrow i am going to get a lil spray bottle to mist him and the wall
>>82382745https://myreadingmanga.info/shundei-doushite-sensei-ni-natta-mesuochi-anthology-eng/Read this and you'll get it
Dead threadDead website
>>82383763I'm on the clock, no time to shitpost>tfw 1 hour standup
I'll be gone another 4 days soon
>>82381876thank you for your condolences anon, you might be right it's a tough world out there for us nuggy frens. atleast i still had fries to dip into the sauces here is my review.white sauce:it has that dressing mixed with hot sauce flavor and a bit of something else, the spice lingers longer than you'd expect it too like over 5 minutes after a bite but it's not so unpleasant or intense that you feel like you need to relieve it immediately but it was enough to make me retrieve the frosty from the freezer for emergency usered sauce:barbecue with a little bit of a kick but there's something sweet under the gruff kinda has a berry-like flavor
forgot pic i got a plate so the fries wouldn't get away from me
>>82381918true, it will have to be a lesson to be more careful next time
>>82383763c'est la vie o algo asi
za monolith
I'm no longer gay. I have a date with a cute asian girl later this week.
>>82380593There's no reason for a government to push psyops on a dead, irrelevant website. The patterns you notice come from the fact that there aren't that many posters on 4chan and most of the posts are made by the same group of people.
That's exactly what mossad told me to say as well..
I love it when people in this thread use images I posted on /cm with their posts. It makes me feel like I've had a nice little impact on someone else's life. Even when the post is terrible poop from a butt.
Everything is just so tiresome. I wish I were dead
wow we really are dead tonight. Anything happening with you gaybots?
>>82384996at this very moment I am full of spaghetti
>>82385003I'm sitting here starving with my legs twitching like crazy due to restless legs. I ate my dinner and I'm refusing to have a snack even though I desperately crave one. I gotta lose some weight.
>>82384996I applied to a small bank for a part-time teller jobHopefully I get it so I don't starve to death on the streets
>go on omegle >go to gay tag>???>find bfIt's that easy
omegle doesn't exist anymore can you at least bait with something that's still around
>>82385270https://www.omegle.fun/
brad getting new e-bf
>>82384996Consuming day 5 of antibiotics
>>82385291that's not realy omegle though nonny, its like a 3rd party zombie that rose after the real omegle died. probably has like 10 people on it.
>>82384996i am a little unwell from having two cones of reese's peanut butter ice cream but after this i am going on a snack fast til halloween. ive never been really skinny while having long hair before. i hope i will be scary.
Oh fuck, it's September which means Halloween candy is in the store now. I'm going to get the beetus for sure, that and completely fuck up my teeth because I have no self-control.
>>82385748they have candy in the store all year. only hogging on them mini kitkats during the scary season is actually a lot of self control.
>>82385928yes but it's in the candy aisle which I don't go down but when halloween is here it's in the center part and often on sale. and for me it's milky way, I will literally sit an eat an entire bag of fun size milkly way in one sitting.
Imagine being a child and seeing this fat blob stomping through the aisles tearing into a bag of milky ways, spilling candy all over the floor
>>82385955Oh come on, I don't do that. I grab some bags put them in my cart and pig out at home.
Candy is too expensive I would never allow myself to buy it
>>82385994aldi has like 12 kitkats for a dollar and a halfish. excellent from the fridge with coffee.
>>82385944i really liked 3 musketeers as a kid but theyve made all those so unchoclatey now...not the same at all. kitkats and reeses are still okayish with the wafer and pb being the main thing but the more chocolate ones i dont even want anymore.
wake up no fbf in bed manifestation failed :( no amen.
>>82386333maybe you manifested him under the floor, or a block over. its hard to get it just right.
>>82386398if he is in the floor he will die :( :( no fbf dead. i am not a necrophile.
what's your animated fictional crush at the moment?
Every day is the same.Im tired of withering away
Meow need bf meowwww meow meow meow meow meow where husbie
>>82386561CUTE death pretender
>>82385211>become someones 8th bf
my crush still does not know I exist and all I want is to be with him.I should kill myself.
>>82386601how is he like anon?
>>82386601you should kill and eat him
>>82386608he is very smart, I have a hard time connecting with anyone but he is just so easy to talk to. he is cute, just the perfect mix of dad-bod and handsome for me, with nice blue eyes. but its mostly his personality, he is charming and secure in himself like I never could be.he probably does not even remember my name. >>82386612no. I would never hurt anyone else, especially not him. never.
>>82386632then you can never be with him
>>82386639probably, yea.it hurts.
>>82386643so you should kill him and eat him
>>82386632>smartlike?
>>82386646silly.no.>>82386649he knows lots of things and has an easy time understanding and processing new information?he impresses me when our class is working on something and he's the only one besides me that has the correct solution.
>>82386632maybe you admire him and think of it as a crush? Sometimes it happens
if you really liked him you would kill him and eat him
>>82386662no it really is a crush, if it was only admiration, I would not want to suck him off so badly right?or kiss him and be held by him? all that gay stuff.
>goes to collegecouldn't be me need beautiful mess half neet bf
how does a 20 something guy have a dad bod? I thought it was a work colleague, unless he started later
>>82386685I don't know, I guess I just associate a bit of a tummy and muscular arms and a beard with dad bodies. might be wrong of me, my bad.he is not insanely well built or anything.
I want my bf to be very very stupid and adorable, but with a deeper side. Just me?
death is the solution to all of lifes problems
>>82386674are you out anon? You think he's straight?
>>82386713yes and yes, sadly.everyone correctly assumed I'm a fag from day one. he seems to be straight. I don't really like any of the gay guys I met so far.
>>82386712>teddy bear bf is the solution to all of lifes problemsftfy
>>82386724it will never ever happen
>>82386722>I don't really like any of the gay guys I met so farkek relatable, are they of the mean gays breed?>yes, sadlybummer...I wish we could just not fall in love with the straights. It's a special kind of suffering no one besides us will never get. I'd advise to not make him your friend anon, the crush won't go away and eventually you'll want more if he's nicer to you, but that's me
>>82386741>mean gays breednot sure, they just seem overly catty and focused on the wrong kind of stuff for me.and yea, I won't go too near him, he is not really interested in being my friend anyways I think.
>>82386572I wish I was cute like a possum waa
>>82386752aww hugs anon. I've been through this as well, I get you>overly cattynot my type either, at all>focused on the wrong kind of stuff for metoo shallow?
>>82386767thank you, I wouldn't say shallow, I don't know them well enough to judge that. Just too much into partying and stuff like that.
>>82386727I'm waiting for my AI android bf, it will happen
>>82386773>Just too much into partying and stuff like thatoh you're on the more serious, studious side? I'm the opposite, tho not really a party guy, studying is hard with ADHD and othet stuff... Maybe some aren't catty either
pulverized bones
>>82386724I would never spend my New Year Eve sleeping if I had a bf. I don't understand this kind of mindset, I'd bring him out doing all kind of crazy stuff, to a fancy place if we had money even. No money? Then kiss in some romantic place in my city, idk, near the sea? On a balcony?Bed is only for sex that night
>>82372058no that rarely happens , fujos are not homophobic
arent fujos the opposite of homophobic
the problem witn some fujos is that they idealize gay relationships too much and write unrealistic guys, or paint guy characters as unrealistic, without all the quirky, gross, funny things that come with a gay relationship. They depict our relationships with women lenses. See Heartstopper, see >>82381455 >>82381938I'd rather have a fujo friend anyday than an homophobe moid who barely respects me tho, she'd be a funny ally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRI9MDMC-S4
>moid>ally
>>82386901homophobes don't deserve to be called men, or males
it's all for nothing
it's all or nothing
ive made at least 300 homophobic posts today
just use hinge bro, go on hinge
I called myself "queer" at a meeting, and got sent to HR & told that is an "abusive term for LGBT people" (I'm literally gay), and now I have email her "explaining what I did wrong" and "what steps I'm going to take correct my behavior in the future".
love to smear poop all over myself
>>82387096Why would you call yourself queer?
>>82387096queerboy
the pain never goes away
>>82387097only do this if you are in jail and want to torment jailers
>tfw people try to communicate with meLeave me alone REEEEE (unless you're my fbf then please continue).
>tfw people try to communicate with me who's not chad REEEEEEEEE^you
>>82387225Actually it was my mom, a delivery driver and a lady from work who keeps pestering with a question even though I said no like a hundred times already.
>>82379749Remember when that one anon did gay news in the op? That was so cool>>82379801Kiwi lore keeps growing>>82381082That's exactly it, people who are into stuff like that are genuine psychos and never actually trying to help altruistically >>82381678Hot
controlling a weak persons emotions gives me a boner
>>82384654Wholesome and cute cm nonny
For a long time, I was ashamed of being a useless neet. Now I'm starting to think I had the right idea. Starting up 2 jobs and trying to get into dating. Kicking some of my money up to help Ma get a nice house. I guess it sounds nice on paper but in reality I'm so fucking worried about the future. Am I just gonna be a slave like this forever? I guess that's what happens when you care about others more than yourself. Hopefully one day I can see that I have been given some great reward. "The way I see it there's two types of people, those who spend their lives trying to build a future and those who spend their lives trying to rebuild the past."Sorry if I'm schizo rambling, just needed to air it out.
>>82387096Serves you right for being a massive flaming homosexual lmao
>>82387456I'm firmly in the second camp because the future is uncertain and scary and past was familiar and not that bad for the most part until a certain point but I have no strength to go on anyway.
the future is certain, no joy and suicide is guaranteed
i can break away from fate by killing and eating him
>>82387456need neet bf
>need neet chad bf
>>82387536I'd enjoy cooking dinner for my (EMPLOYED) bf when he came home and then having rough gay sex before he ateAlso I'd like to have an assorted collection of silk bathrobes and slippers. This is non-negotiable and I will be seen dressed in that a majority of the time.
>>82387541they do not exist :(I'd be content with a body type like left >>82386724 for him
>>82387551neet bf is better because he isn't a judgemental NPC asshole and you can spend all the time you want together
>>82387570also he needs to be chad
>>82387586not true!! Stop it
I'm not chadbot but>I'd be content with bf who has a body of a space marineis pretty funny
>>82387592and funny and charismatic and tall and hot and handsome and good hair good prospects nice family intelligent bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
everyone here is a chadsexual volcel except me
I just need my bf to be bigger than me, but not obese
i just want chad but i don't want chad but i just want chad
>tfw no short top bf(yes, again)Take that chadbot!
I want a bf with a huge, firm ass. Pecs are welcome but optional
>>82387096accuse her of homophobia
i need to eat him
>>82387598>funnyyesss, a silly boy!!>charismawrong, I should be the charismatic one charming him. Charisma makes them arrogant>tallI'm short and European, pretty easy to find someone taller than me, I'm find with 2 or 3 inches more . If they're big, he can be as tall>hotmy bf is hot by default>handsome cute is better!>good hairnot into bald guys, but they have their charm>good prospectsI want neet bf!!!>nice familyas long as they aren't white, black ghetto trash, kind and courteous people are more than enough. They have to raise their boy with nice values>intelligentactually....
bf that looks at me like a snack
I have an embarrassing fetish
>>82387725is it a chad fetish?
>>82387692fakehere are your real values: >he's chad>he's chad>he's chad>he's chad
>>82387735post chad pic
>>82387597but he's chunky, with some muscles all covered in his puni puni armor
>>82387746>post chad picchad
>>82387733no...but maybe it's chad related?
>>82387301I am just tired and fed up of emotionless people always on a defensive stance
i am just TIRED of non-CHAD why can't i just have CHADi just want CHADFML
you understand that when i say CHADi don't mean just physically CHADi mean mentally CHADyou CAN'T have a bf who isn't CHADyou ONLY want CHADbf with CHAD mental, bf with CHAD physical that's all you fucking care about
>>82387917*hugs youu*
>>82387954*punches you straight in the face*
>you killed himyes>you didn't just dream ityes>you ate himyes
>>82387957why not puching me gay in the face?
>>82387987because i'm not chad
>>82387993come here you!
>>82388046ok *hugs*
murder and suicide
i want to kill and i want to die
the only truth is that i should kill myself my life will have been total suffering i should kill him
murder murderi want to killi want to kill myselfi need to dieit is profoundly true
If you're going to continue spamming your trash posts, then yeah you should kill yourself.
the only way forward is to kill people
>>82388210are you hot buff bf? If yes, you can kill me
>>82388228noi'm not chad stop asking
some people are just meant to diei am one of those peopleit doesn't matter if i don't get away with it, my only source of hope is to kill himso i can hug him and feel him on me it's all i am able to think about
i have a lot of moneywhat if i payed him to be with me how much would i need to give him for him to realistically consider it
killing is bad mmmkay
$500k is not a life changing amount of money
>>82386805At least for me it gets exhausting keeping up with social occasions and forcing holiday celebrations. I much prefer having fun and doing nice things when we want to and not having to force holiday BS because of social expectation. A cozy New Years in with bf sounds perfect
>>823885345k is a life changing amount of money
i should just diei should diei should kill him i should just kill him
>>82386849Old Fashioned Cupcake isn't an idealized relationship. In fact the second volume after they get together specifically touches on how their relationship is seemingly idealistic and perfect at first but as it goes on obstacles appear which make them question being together. A lot of it revolves around their own insecurities (about age, life, being in a gay relationship) which come in the way of their happiness. It's not just fluffy fluffy happy time like in other BLs like the ones you mentioned, which is also why I suspect it was written by an actual gay man and not a foid.
i am not chad so even if i gave him a million dollars it wouldn't matteri was meant to die
Need a bf to kill and eat me
>>82387559>big muscular dude>not Chad and considered settlingMaybe that anon who complains about bottoms being women brained and only wanting the top 10% Tinder model Chads is onto something
>>82388655helloi wil l kill atnd ea you i wanrn you i am not chad
>>82388640anon I was talking about cherry magic
Fujos write and consume BL because they're too ugly to have a shot with Chad and it's their cope to self-insert as a bottom who gets with Chad in an idealized relationship. If they weren't ugly they wouldn't be fujos, they'd be hopping around on Chad dicks like all the other foids.
Ew, only chad is allowed to disembowel me.
oly chadif he is not CHADi do not careonly CHADonly CHADonly CHAD gets to love meonly CHAD
>>82388661Hiii inaoriginalway
>>82388749hiii come to scandinavia 3
>this >>82387625 is the chad everyone keeps talking about looks like a knock-off young Leo Dicaprio but more twinkish
Silksong tomorrow yay
>>82387301>lore keeps growingthis is all pretty known stuff by now nonnerson
shinji caught cheating on kaworu i can not support this.
>>82388819if i was shinhi and kaworu wasnt a souless robot programmed to love him i would never do that
falling for kaoworu is no different ffrom falling for chatgpt
>>82386464>he wouldn't reanimate his bf ngmi
>>82388762>scandinaviawhich country orig?
My cat had the chance to stay inside for two nights but he would rather jump thru the window so I'm trying not to care he got into a fight with another big cat and now has a scar on his nose and few minor injuries on his legs and chin. Dumb dumb cat.
