Kate Middleton edition
>>82388947>britfeel>>82388947>Middleton
i am quite relaxed on these tramadols, i must say.
First for Maggot Baits and degeneracy.
korma, you trigged that two-word bot/spammer.is this a /britfeel/ first?
Looks like Putin and Xi want to achieve immortalityhttps://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/hot-mic-picks-up-putin-xi-discussing-organ-transplants-immortality-2025-09-03/
Q: how do you know if someone is secretly, privately into degenerate acts SO taboo they keep it to themselves?
>>82388961No it happened the other day, when I posted a thread with the word spam in the edition.
my wesco gf de lids
>>82388947kates tits
>>82388975fair enough. guessing he/it gets banned a lot, i'll have to keep an eye out. feels like i've spotted a rare bird.
>>82388953best combo? tramadol and clonazepam
>>82388978hope you and Arejs are happy together
>>82388947Tang tang hulu huluTang tang tang hululululu
>>82388953I'm going to take a pregab, I'm being battered by headaches after my lumbar puncture.
>>82388985shouldn't mix substances, lad.although for me it's opioids + zolpidem/zopiclone. whole new dimension of comf.
>get home>tomorrow wfh>wifi doesn't work>feel absolute despair at the thought of having to go in again>comes back onlineargh I actually hate being alive, god everything is so horrible all of the time, im like one small inconvenience away from hanging myself at this point
WE HAVE A NEW THREAD FEMALEHER INTERESTS ARE:- sex- drugsSHE IS MOST LIKELY A ZOOMER (uses Instagram and Twitter)
is ghb that bad is it really worse for you than anything else?
>>82389031who? its also most likely a shitcord nonce like last time, 2/3 females didnt exist
>>82389031Alina is back in action then?
>>82389042BritNormie (aka SHITNormie) is probably in there now working through the plan
I possess a functioning non neo vagina (ive actually got a knob and im really hairy but we can just pretend?)
>>82389031Is she the lowercase seether, if so, I wonder if a good seeing to would calm her down?
>>82389031So another lad playing pretend then. fascinating
>>82389069its probably the EXACT same people doing it again and desperate fucking idiots will actually lap it up and send over their fucking shitcords
>>82366660 biological female. you cannot fake lips like that.
even the submissive crossdresser poster didn't want to play Sonic 2 with medo any of the Discord trolls want to join me? come on, it'll be a laugh. totally ironic.
Come on lads it's been a month since the last pretend female posted. You want to play this game again don't you?
>>82389082Maybe he killed a female and surgically stuck them over his lips? It could happen. The only way to find out is to do an endoscopy to look for a prostate.
>>82389101Sorry lad I was always shit at platformers but I do like your set up and your nice soft focus photo
Fresh nu edishington is it
>>82389106I wonder how many of those perverts pleasured themselves to the thought of a teenage boy?
>>82389106>the last pretend femalei miss her so much, lads.what happened to all the others? Arbroarthy, Crona, Nubs, Moni, where do they all go?
>>82389013>shouldn't mix substancesWrong
my other wesco gf, she's depressed
>>82389108i was going to suggest the 'F' on her passport next to the NHS app showing her prescription record.but then i realised she probably needs her phone TO take the photo.
>>82389134I might suggest they F off, hurrhurrhurr.
Corrrrrrr! It lush and I mean de lush.
>>82389141>theyyou're meant to use she/her pronouns if someone lies and says they're a girl.
>>82389164How about we save confusion and just say xer/xem
>HER INTERESTS ARE:>- sex>- drugsreally done a number on me there i cant lie unfortunately i am not a zoomer im nearing 30
So excited about yet another 'female in /britfeel/' arc that the usual mongs will obsess over for a few weeks before 'she' magically disappears. These are truly my most favouritest of the gimmicks.
>>82389178whatever zey are, i'm just glad /britfeel/ is a diverse place again. we might even have more than three posters ITT.
/britfeel/- new thread, same old shit
>>82389187But I prefer my women with bollocks, so it works out.
>>82389187Do u have disc xx please be in Leeds x
>>82389187i say this tracks, none of the lads on /britfeel/ have long hair (they'd have mentioned it by now)
dollycord are probably creasing about you fucking saps thinking that there might be a female in this thread
sarcasm and irony will NOT save you from the autistic banhammer.
>>82389195deleting that so jannies dont can me, so youre sending me money via paypal because I am certainly a woman? fantasticmy going rates are 10 (yous) an hours, minimum 5 (yous) per post I make
Then after acting like a sad gayboy over a fake foid I'll go back to being an ironical anonymous lunatic
>>82389190If there's only 3 of us, and I'm one, that means there's a 50% chance you're a seething faggot, due to the lowercase posting you do, but I also would say you're ket lad, so does capitalise some words, but I also know the lowercase seether would occassionaly capitalise certain words. Sad I know, but having been here for almost a decade, there just be somethings I be noticing, if you know what I mean.
>>82389208was that genuinely you, though?you have nice skin (no homo)
>>82389199I've mentioned it a few times and some of us metal lads do>>82389197this general is fucking rotten get your head screwed on lad, acc no send me 20 quid via paypal king?? xx
>>82389218yes, might grow a beard though, look a bit too youthful currently
The discord is inactive these days. Shutin bullied everyone out and attacked the remaining people. He is a very toxic person and must have been a terrible poster when he was active here.
Are you being zany and ironic again king?
Me? Hair so long I have to flick it down my belly when taking a shit or I'll get shit in it. Literally nestled atop my ruddy arsehole. Not even joking.
>>82389211>you're ket ladyeah>there's a 50% chance you're a seething faggotyeahalthough i think 'lowercase seether' is a different poster, i consider myself quite chill once the post-post anxiety has settled down
>>82389229Show screenshots, because that sounds a lot like the behaviour of one of the seething faggots in here.
>>82389221>>82389226are you also deliverylad? would be quite the kino twist.>>82389235how long have you been growing your hair?
>>82389229It's the same 5 inane mongs going in circles about nothing
>>82389249nah, if I had to toil delivering parcels id cut it all off, already cba with it toiling in the civil cervix
>>82389199I'm a lad with long hair ya mong, not had it cut in nearly 15 years
Look mummy I'm anonymous and ironic
>>82389249Years mate, basically since a teenager with a trim every now and then when it actually gets below my arse, definitely overdue but I fucking hate the hairdresser's
Little lads here going gaga over the smallest crumb of pussy that there might be a woman in here. Noncenest is having a field day with you lot.
>>82389241>>82389241Anybody can join the server and see for themselves. He killed the community in there.
the autistic spaz pipeline of mums 1 inch buzzcut to long hair, if you aint doing either of these youre not truly a spacker
>>82389221>>82389266for what it's worth,>(they'd have mentioned it by now)was zany and ironic.going to bet more lads here have long hair than not, even accounting for baldness. 15 years is insane though, how in the fuck
>>82389287Or you could back up your claim with evidence.
>>82389290I'm the reverse mate. Used to have long hair now my mum cuts my hair kek. Number 3 please.
>>82389286You don't get it lad they're mentally ill ironic nutters
>>82389301I'd probably buzz mine if I didn't have massive cysts all over my scalp.
>>82389299I left the server because of his non stop aggression towards everyone. Even his so called friends.
>>82389301if I still lived at home id probably be getting the mumberg special
Spam getting silly. Time for vidya.
>>82389286my genuine hope is that eva6 couldn't stay away.although, Crossy has kind of auburn hair, that was my secondary consideration.what it says on your birth certificate does NOT determine what gender you are.
that photo of that "woman" looks a bit like Angela Rayner, common daddy greg do better
>>82389229How's the weather in Banbury?
>>82389286It is easy to make things appear a certain way on an anonymous site. It is why there is such a hate of ID's in this general.
while you were 'slaying pussy', i was killing cats.
>>82389318>my genuine hope is that eva6 couldn't stay away.I literally spoke to ''eva'' on here when he fucking dropped the act, it was a fucking mong doing his gcses, a literal male teenager. Incredibly fucking grim, although that was probably also a larp and it was shippy.
still thinkin bout evas arse worms?
Bloody hell lads, holding 2652 quid in me hand
>>82389326you're so desperate for a police state you brought the Online Safety Act into effect.forced_anon > IDs.
>>82389332send me it for feet pics? x
>>82389314Yeah we get it lad you're doing le inside joke are you feeling mental and ironic enough now or will you be dragging your unfunny dross out for a bit longer king?
>>82389332Hope you have informed the DWP you have that mate.
>>82389340You want to make that appear to be written in English, ket lad?
>>82389298>15 years is insane though, how in the fuckI'm in my 30s not that hard.
>>82389342I don't want to see your feet please.>>82389349It's mine, it will never be taxed and DWP don't need to know about it. I can't pay for food with it in a shop so I still need bennies
Sorry*ket lass
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81915962/#81919412https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81915962/#81919423https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81915962/#81919442https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81915962/#81919454You typed out filth, tried to groom and wanked over a teen boy who wants to be female.
>>82388985Once almost died on carisoprodol, xanax and morphine. It was fucking sweet though, probably would have been happy to die. Favourite combo is phenibut, mdma, cocaine and ketamine. Phen takes away all the anxiety, wait for the mdma come up to be over and you're just riding the waves, do a bump of coke to keep upright and then just enough k to get completely lost in the moment. Best combined with techno and a room or field full of sweaty gurners.
>>82389330why did she do it?her last Reddit post was a month ago. just a bit worried, that's all.
>>82389332Feels good knowing you're back Shippy- now THAT is old money
Any petite Japanese lassies browse Britfeel? Looking for a live-in cock slave.
>>82389365Now do your shippy spam, boremaster.
Laughing out loud at that lad who's on bennies and is buying gold. Not many dole dossers with 1oz sovereigns.
>>82389365>a hobby for me to see how low ppl did they change what 16 is? i was having actual sex (in-person, not on Discord) when i was 16.
>>82389383Fuck off kiddo. Yes, similar posting style is obsessed with this person.You're a nigga tier poster, and a faggot.
>>82389238 >ket lad*jingles my 7g bag of k in your face*ooooo you really want to be nice to me ooooo i had a little bit last weekend coming down from mcat i had the tiniest line and it sent me to space i usually have to have a lot more to k hole really threw me off
>>82389401I have never posted any shippy spam. He's a has been and the sooner he's forgotten the better.
>post pic of cute girl>delete it quickly hehe don't want to get banned for selfies!https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81915962/#q81918314you know in his head this post was gonna be a big mic drop legendary momentAlways stay relevant. WoahhhHowever little Steve didn't know yandex is stronger than Google reverse image>u-um no actually that's my friend! I'm in her discord I'm an admin!Very pathetic way to end your tripfag arc desu
>>82389429>7g bagoh hey i remember you. glad you've still got it.>mcatare you the sex lady?maybe ID lad is right. too many people here are called 'Anonymous', i'm expected to beleive thtas a coincience?
Need a skinny pale petite lass with a flat tummy and small tits to fuck senseless.
>>82389408A Brit/pol/ gimmick brought to this thread?>>82389430You know the one. Go on, into yer sticky notes or whatever.If you keep acting dumb, we will believe you are dumb.
>>82389431i just saw that one and the lips/chin DO match a certain recent picture.although yeah, it's that. pretty teenage stuff to say>i am a thing.on 4chan, then dance around that some people believed that thing (plenty of people even doubted her, specifically)what's next, deliverylad can't drive? ;__;
>>82389448>oh hey i remember you. glad you've still got it.yeah thats me i had the teeniest tiniest bit and i think my bladder's paying the price for it >are you the sex lady?apparently
>>82389468Why are you stalking teenage boys? Legit question this is weird
>>82389477what are you on about? it's the internet.
>>82389489Not him but, I'm on the internet and don't stalk teenage boys, ya weird faggot.
>hm no but if you cross reference with his latest reddit post selfie and discord loginNo lad only you are keeping up to date with that you actual predator
>>82389463I don't understand your logic here lad, I've told you I don't post any shippy spam and I can't wait until he's forgotten. You brought him up, and you want me to post the spam I don't post. What is it you want from me here, to go into the archives find the spam and post it so you're right? I'm not doing that lad. How about just accept you made a mistake and stop chasing someone who isn't me.
>>82389505>I'm on the internet oh yeah? well i might have to come round your house to check.
>>82389506those wily child predators, going for people above the age of consent.should we bump it back up to 18/21 for the gays?
member the mongcord trying to take credit for a LARP they never did lmfao
>>82389537does the highlight mean it's BritNormie who took the screenshot?
>>82389537>/britfeel/ is going absolutely gaga over my eva6 character lol
>>82389546yes the reply to his post is highlighted
>>82389563;_; feel bad for shutincity. his being-duped is being held up as a trophy by this BN guy.
>>82389526Wow lad it's legal on a technicality to stalk young boys online that makes it okay though
>>82389537OH MY DAAAAYYYYYYZ! I'VE ONLY GON AN PRETENDED TO BEEN A GIRL ON THE INTERNET, ENNNIIIIII??IT'S THEM WHAT'S GAY, NOT ME!
Sure if he was 15 you would morally refrain from it though
>>82389580mate it's forum posters, not following someone home. get your head checked.
>>82389579If you think that's bad, BN even goaded him into fucking a tranny whilst he was in Thailand.
Buggery should be illegal.
>>82389581No, grimmer than that. BN pretended eva6 was him, SHOUT pretended he was blad and Shippy and Shut in believed them, that's how I read it anyway.
>>82389592If you have to defend your behaviour with "he's of age!"(just) nonce logic you're a pred
>>82389591i have liked online content from under-16s, even googled their usernames to seek it out. will turn myself in.
>>82389601Absolutely mental how much effort you put into following dolly drama. Genuinely feel bad for you.
35 year old man keeping tabs on teenage boys reddit account. Grim
>>82389601No idea who shout is. I'm not a part of the discord.
>>82389612i go by the content of someone's posts, here on 4chan.org.
>>82389624Absolutely mental how you're here to read it all, little lad.
>>82389630spam kiddo is 38 btw
>>82389630can't "keep tabs on" someone who isn't posting.
Preds are all the same but they think they personally invented their pred copes as if we've not heard it all before
>>82389624All you effort was for (You) sweetheart x I'm happy it made you pay attention to me xx. >>82389632We know lad. The oldfag discord elite spinning yarns to each other to look like they're still a big deal on /britfeel/.
>you put effort into reading postssure do.
>>82389431What are you on about? that is literally me and I'm not a cute girl, I'm angle frauding and I made the post to take the piss because im sick of you lot frothing at the bellend over anything remotely feminine, 2/3 girl namefags have been larps. I dont have discord and my names not steve.
Me? I'm literally a cute pale petite lass with small tender nipples, skinny limbs, pink pussy, pink bubble butt arsehole and toned abs.
desu the era of Yanklass making a trip (April) then eva6 making a trip (May) turned the thread weird and it hasn't properly recovered. It was more pure before. Imo
POST YOUR WHATSAPP RECENTS AND PROVE YOU ARE A SHAGGER
>>82389601I heard there were screenshots posted, but I was a way on holiday. Post it again please, let us see how these shitters really are.
>>82389689Very believable. Can we see a picture of this perfection?
>>82389680so you're sehreepy, the 16-year-old who posted photos of themselves on /r9k/?is that what you're saying here?
>>82389704Sorry, anytime I take a picture it comes out like one of them blurry ones from Ringu.
Need a Steve update.
>>82389689>bubble buttSorry lad, but you've given me the ick.
no proof sehreepy WAS eva6, anyway.
God this thread has been fucking shit lately.
>>82389710No im a 24 year old fully grown man shitposting
Sadsacks on the wrong side of 35 recycling the same unfunny discord jokes cause they're big deals in the anonymous world
>anons fantasised over a teenage child.And did somebody say BN and shoutanon were lusting after the young lad?
>>82389716Why would that give you the ick? You one of them queerosexuals?
>>823897272024 you mean. Maybe even 2022
>>82389727nothing wrong with internet men playing detectivepost better things, what would you LIKE to see in /britfeel/?
>>82389733>16 year old>childget a grip mate
>>82389727People are too fearful to move to a board with ID's, and this is the shit we are left with. Why don't they want to move? Because their LARPs will be exposed.
>>82389733a teenage child toddler, mind. we aren't talking about an 18-year-old here.
>>82389735Fat arses anon, fat arses. In fact, no not fat, there's some attractive fat lasses, I mean the ones who do things to make their arses look bigger. Disgusting.
>>82389745DVDlad would be revealed as 90 percent of posts.
when i was 16 i wanted to be able to buy alcohol and vote.
>>82389744You'd like to get a grip, you utter wrongun.
>>823897392020 when the covid tourists like footmong and pollers turned up
>>82389752A nice bubble butt in a not obese skinny lass is hot. Think Sasha Grey or Mia Malkova before she got fat.NOT freaks like lowkey deadilinside or whatever
that April hacker needs to drop the full db, fr fr.
>>82389761Sure would, the woman's body is at it's most prime at 16, don't ya know? Boobies the most supple
>>82389711Can I shag you
>>82389765I don't know who those sluts are desu.
might play with my knob later, might not
>>82389772Shippy, why did you pretend to leave, but still keep posting the same things?
dunno what's funnier, lads randomly knowing porn stars like they're actors, or lads EXPECTING people to know them too.
>>82389781kids these days baka
>Government alert that will blare out your phone this weekend - even if it's on silentGovernment alert that will blare out your phone this weekend - even if it's on silent
>>82389775Yeah but my pussy is really tight, might snap yer cock aff>>82389788whos Shiooery?
what are your plans for the weekend then lads? what you all getting up to? x
there'll be a government alert that will blare out my phone this weekend - even if it's on silent?
>>82389803phwoar sounds ideal
>he doesn't know who sasha grey iswhat in the
>>82389808fuck awl, dont want to do anything, probably get roped into gfberg plans, assuming I will at some point put my knob in her, I will also shitpost and play left for dead 2, might even make some more terrible wagie related poems
>>82389808>MOT>No results returneduhhh, lad? care to explain?
>>82389832Don't know how to tell you this delicately but I actually slept with your gf recently myself
The jealousy of BritNormie here is intense and has scrambled a lot of lads minds
>>82389815at 15:00
CROSSLAD IS ASLEEPPOST RASPBERRIES
BritNormie is the guy behind the Ruth posts.
>>82389850describe her in detail?
>>82389808It's the start of miserable time for the family of this anon. The first year after some family deaths. This month (this weekend) is mum and step dads anniversary and stepdads birthday (the reasons for that being miserable will now be revealed), Oct, will be a year after my mum and stepdad moved house which isn't the miserable bit, that would be that my step dad died the day after they moved. Also in Oct will be a year after I had to have my cat put down. November is the month my nanna died (died last year), then of course we have christmas, and the fact my nanna's funeral was on christmas eve last year. I also had a collapsed lung last Nov/Dec, but that's not really going to make people miserable.
>>82389872Those aren't raspberries. Raspberries don't turn black. Also, they are more rounded than raspberies are.
>>82389699Posted here lad >>82389537
Britnormie is responsible for 60% of /britfeel/ posts between 6pm and 5am. He pretends he's a high flyer marketing executive, but he's just a prusse on the dole.
The jealousy of Shut In Chad here is intense and it has mangled a lot of lad's brains
>>82389815>>82389801you can turn them off in your settings at least on iphone. it would be a bit fucked if they just outed anyone who has a phone hidden from their abusive partner. one of the only compassionate choices our government has made lately>>82389834cars older than 40 years are mot exempt >>82389890i'm sorry there's a lot of unfortunate anniversaries this time of year lad. i hope you can make some better memories and have happier anniversaries to look forward to in the future
Ponce is responsible for 18% of /britfeel/ posts between 11am and 4pmHe pretends he's a top, but he's actually a bottom
alright there my britfeelers? x
>>82389938>>82389928Calm down shippy. Get back on the motorway and paying for your little imaginary night.
Jealousy of Ponce (aka Oigo) has caused some lads here to commit suicide
>>82389766>that April hackerYou mean Lollers
>>82389934>1978>older than 40 years
>>82389915Very interesting, thank you. As an old poster, I thought these lads were decent, but now they are showing their true colours.>>82389934Thanks anon. I hope for my mum that she gets good memories forming in the house she's in.
>>82389939i really don't get the changing standards in what's generally considered sexy, even to internet nerds.is this just normal? like when you see 70s lasses caked in blue eyeshadow, it was hot back then?
>>82389998>As an old poster, I thought these lads were decent, but now they are showing their true colours.wow.i hope you're proud of yourself, Discordians.
>>82389872Those are some ugly raspberries
>>82389990sorry to break it to you old manit's tough to see
Has anybodys 4canX just started acting weird and lumping all replies to a post under that post? And this thread new posts? Da fuck is this shite?
>>82389987Why do they call Ponce "Oigo"? Never once heard him refer to himself as that
>>82390008Back in the day we used to think this was hot.
Holy shit lads Jahans made a thread on /lgbt/ innit
>>82390041PAVG
>>82390024all these visible reg plates are taxed and MOT'd. both that Toyota and that Peugeot expire in a month, mind. will re-check then.(accessing public records? stalking.)
>>82390017Those discordfags don't care about you, they only care about (You).
>>82390040It's just one of the names Ponce is known by. Not more to it than that. Don't be weird about it please
>>82390041very nice white and gold dress.
Been talking to a bunch of women online over past couple of weeks. I gotta say, not too impressed with their chat. Like pulling teeth. I'm at the point I want to find one of those women who never shuts the fuck up just to counter-balance this.
>>82390039mines fine lad restore setting from a back up if you have one
>>82390072don't start with that for god sake
>>82390041Blue and gold dress, timeless
Been talking to Ponce online over the last couple of weeks. I gotta say, not too impressed with his chat
>>82390102get on that Tea app lad, women need to know.
poor Indian lad
>>82390088Wasn't a debate like that since the time people discovered that people wipe their arse standing up or sitting down.
>>82390085I don't have backups, when it goes it goes.Type how to say when it goes it goes in Latin, into google search, you'll have a laugh. Press the arrows to swap it to from Latin to English, then press the arrow again to swap from English to Latin.
>>82390132People who wipe to sit are literally retarded or women.It's actually impossible. But they purposefully misunderstand what it means to stand.
>>82390167>wipe to sit OH MY DAAAAAYYYYYZ, HE'S ONLY GONE AN SAID IT WRONG!!
has anyone heard from sophieposter? what happened to him? i hope he is well
>>82389808Normally I do fuck all, but visiting some family.Might get to go fishing with the old man which is actually something I'm genuinely excited for.
My first week of university I was walking to the shop, car with 3 people inside stopped at the pavement "Oi mate". Took my earphones out. "Are you McLovin?" they stared at me with big grins waiting for what I'd say. I hadn't seen the film Superbad. This was 2011 so it was still pretty recent though. I stared at them blankly and didn't know what to say then they drove away at some point. Took a few years before I saw that name again somewhere online in relation to the film, googled it because I remembered that weird interaction, found out it's basically a short hand name for "an ugly guy". Oh aye.
>>82390194i lived down south for a year and not ONCE did someone say "alright Jesus"the DAY i moved back up north, two separate groups of people did it. really felt like i was home again.
i spoke to like 3 other students in my 3 years of university
>>82390187I asked this some time ago, and an anon replied and said SP was working. Other than that, I don't know.I liked SP, and I also liked maddo anon, I hope he's doing well.
>>82388947this white whore begging for bbc
>>82390217About whatt?
>>82390203People have looked at me and started laughing, random chavs taking the piss talking to me like I'm a low IQ zoo animal. People feel they have a right to abuse you when you're an uglycel.
I laugh at chavs and take the piss when I see them outside, start laughing at their jogging bottoms and ask them if they're "going for a run"
Karaoke night at the beehive today, wonder if HHL is going
>>82390269miss that lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
AB dropped 2 hour
>>82390283Love the Aryan Brotherhood, what have they done now?
>>82390269hopefully as then there's more chance he'll get stabbed
>>82390269You put ONE HAND inOne hand outIn, out, in out, shake it all aboutYou do the Hokey CokeyAnd you turn aroundThat's what it's all about.Whoa-o the Hokey CokeyWhoa-o the Hokey CokeyWhoa-o the Hokey CokeyKnees bend, arms stretch rah, rah, rah!
She's pretty sexy? Makes me think I should attend some of these protests.
>>82390303bit noncey mate
>>82390283>AB dropped 2 hourfascinating
>>82390303That's a child, lad
Normies keep stealing are memes aren't theyIt not right X
>>82390269Hope they have Cyndi Lauper
Poley procreating
Anonymous nutter posting a webm off his rocker zany
>>82390269>Karaoke night at the beehive todaybit stalker-y, this.
>>82390313>>82390317I'm not so sure, it's just a bad angle
>>82390320I laugh when I hear normies call other normies normies.Picnotrel
mad how they got rid of police regulations on beards. they all have beards now.not saying they SHOULDN'T have beards (i'm not a nonce), i'm just saying.
>>82390358mad how they got rid of height requirements because it was racist
>>82390366nah the beards thing was the racism one. could be religious reasons.no clue about height. that's just so practical.
>>82390370literally was because of racism because some races are smaller than others, but race is a social construct and there are no racial differences
>>82390239That's when you retard max and take your pants off.
>>82388980Unflattering tities
>>82388707Yeah can't blame you desu lass>>82388879Too right lad busy all day get few money. Used to be on a lot more, was buying an eighth of coke a couple times a week, I don't do that shit any more though since it made my goth ex gf psychotic and put her in hospital
>>82390358women shouldn't be police either, tbf.What the fuck is that gonna do in a violent altercation?
>>82390269>Searching for posts with the image hash dn+uECBhaPO1/UIlsmfqgw==. 36 results found.https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/dn-uECBhaPO1_UIlsmfqgw/Does your life get better each time you post it lad, does it subdue your envy of him?
>>82390407it's a funny little video of one of our regulars. Why you looking for things that aren't there
>Teacher banned after using adult chat sites on school laptop during lessons>Students also observed Mr Watkinson, a science teacher, frequently retreating to the classroom's chemical storage area with his laptop for periods up to one minute
>>82390417"adult chat sites" could literally just mean Discord.
>>82389939fucking whore bitch I need her tits its unfair life is grim when you're a vigrin
>>82390401about half of the population is female, we NEED to deploy butch lesbians.
>>82390417What's the problem if it didn't affect the teaching?
>>82390416Does it get funnier to you every time you post it?
>>82390422https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/teacher-essex-b2818618.htmlhe's 48>>82390427it gave pupils the ick.
>>82390425They should be raising their own kids.
>>82390439lesbians can't have kids.
>>82390430Do you feel less like a boxroom incel when you cry on britfeel lil buddy?
>>82390436Why were the pupils spying on him when he was trying to chat to adults on his laptop? Sounds like a discipline problem.
>>82390416Was it most funny the first time or the 36th time king?
>>82390443Does mummy know you're a wacky off the wall nutter on 4chan site lad?
>>82390416I'm a bit slow lad can you give me a breakdown of why it's funny please I don't want to miss the joke?
Nought wrong fucking 1000 year old schoolgirls.
garn play some simpsons hit & run mods played a long long night the other day i have sam & max hit & run downloadingcheers x
>>82390416Which part do you find the funniest?
>>82390472only if shes a dragon, lollers
>i know it's you dolly xD
>>82390442they can tho, can't they?
Had the Lorechive Apus audit this thread and they only found it 10% Fascinating. They're not happy and will be taking this to the Golden Oldfeeler Loremasters.
>>82390517Though I am a fan of Kanna, I am not Lollers.
>>82390497Not sure if I'm reading this wrong, but please don't kill anyone. This will get better, help is available.
>>82390471>I'm a bit slow ladEvidently
>>82390561Alri' developmentally disabled anon? Long time no see.
>>82390535i know two lesbians and they had to get a dog
>>82390581Lad please explain I've watched it over and over do I need to be more ironical and zany?
Asylum seekers raping a teenage girl? Okay.Anon having a naked picture of a fictional 500 year old vampire with a petite body? Not in my country.
>>82390605It's a video from a bar in Sunderland and one of the resident lolcows HHL can be seen spacking about with his long neck.
>>82390615I understand what is happening in the video but can you explain what part is the funny part please I feel left out of your madman irony banter?
Never will feel the warmth of a woman's tuppence hugging me knob
A peculiarly long neck.
Good news bad news lads. I feel mashed off the pregab (good news), but still getting headaches (bad news). Pain in muh back as well (as to be expected), so I'm going to have 2 co codamol as well (for the pain, I don't take them for fun).Actually, I did a google, and it says picrel. I don't want to die at this moment in time, desu, so I'll not do that. Gutted eh, ah well, choon time, and am having a beer.Love this song. Loved walking home after a night shift at 6m in winter in the dark was p spooky at times, but fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBK-7j_K5i0
>>82390628The funny part is Sean is a giraffe necked periscope and we like making fun of him.
I only click music links to emo.
>>82390651Sorry I still don't get it lad can you explain why thats funny too?
Just wish I understood ironic nutcase humour so I could join in the beehive.webm lads
Dance in the Vampire Bund? more like "I Am A Nonce">>82390659https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG6l_WnMb10
Helpermong very upset tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnjntkG4aVALove how they just mixed up chairman pooh's name with the rando seargant there lolHardly a cohencidence, was it now
lads i got water on my stone, now the stone is wet, can anyone explain why my stone is wet? i am just asking.
Cat is having a melty because I accidentally bought jelly meat instead of gravy
>>82390676Neither nightcore nor Panic are emo you cheeky little so-and-so.
>>82388947do asian boys get to date high class white girls like kate irl
>all the lager is now less than 5% so they dont end up costing a fortune due to the taxFucks sake government, if you want me to stop drinking how about you make life less shite rather than price me out or make my beer piss-strength
>Man in a club going to the bar >SSM saying/doing a thing >ASMRist changed her looks>Auditors >Wops playing a video game
>>82390739ASMRtard doesnt even have good taste in ASMR bints honestly.
>>82390738cider is still cheapish
https://youtu.be/4KDiSKjj_A8Corr love me a bit of emo/screamo
>>82390708Cats are crazy like that. I was looking after the animals at my friends house once (dog and feralish cat who gets fed there, and now sleeps in the house), and I put a bit of gravy in the dogs food, and the cat refused to eat her food until I put some gravy in her food.
>>82390752You're doing this on purpose arent you
evens more youtube odds book
>He bought DVDs>He's waiting for the post >He takes drugs everyday >He made another AI slop Apu picture
>>82390739Trip on helpermong lol xD
>>82390766babies are so cute
>>82390766DVDlad hasnt posted in a couple days I swear.
Is postmong the new big personality?
Why won't postlad post the chat logs?
>>82390778>DVDlad hasnt posted in a couple days I swear.>>82390779>Is postmong the new big personality?>>82389753
Is postlad a nonce?
weird how he hates it here but he never leaves, reads every post and responds with seethe.
Moneylenders are WW3maxxing aren't they
>>82390676Actually really like Dance in the Vampire Bund tbqh.
>>82390766You mock him but his life is better than your life
>>82390801i dont see why the "moneylenders" are behind it but i have seen more and more militaristic stuff in the news. glad im middle-aged it will be a while before i get conscripted
>>82390778Had a new Nikkatsu Roman Porno delivery today but didn't post it. Sex Rider: Wet Highway. Looks interested. Been too busy watching hentai and JAV though. Not even wanking, just for entertainment.
>>82390754Think he's autistic desu
Is postlad in the noncecord?
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. it's about time in this country that someone went round and cooked all of the beans.Every tin of beans cut open, and it's contents poured in a bowl, and cooked up and eaten.Not one of them shall be left unscoffed.I'm just saying what we're all thinking.
>>82390853Yeah he calls himself "Postani Ali" on there
>>82390850Your cat? My sister's friend says my sister's cat has catspergers.
Wouldn't mind fucking a cat girl like in Omamori Himari.
Too many anime nonces here. Watch proper shows like Corrie, even though I hate all the black families!
on the brasseriesingular because i only have one left
>>82390865Yeah he's constantly having a melty if his routine is disrupted
tried to get chat gpt to create an image of an apu hanging union jacks on lamposts and was going to post it with caption about having a flag shagger apu or something but it threw a fit so you'll have to imagine it lads
>>82390932My imagination has been rotted by hardcore porn from the age of 12 buddy.
>>82390916Shops are still open lid
>>82390916I bought fucking 8 pints minimum. Got work tomorrow so half will have to do.Just got those feels the bevs help with.
b is a good lad, and DVD is a good lad. That's just facts, chaps.
>>82390663Here's why it lands comedically:Proportional incongruity - Comedy often comes from distortion. A too-long neck makes the head look misplaced, like it's floating or precariously balanced. Our brains flag it as "wrong," but harmlessly so.Animal association - A long neck on a man immediately recalls giraffes, ostriches, or cartoon birds. That juxtaposition-mixing human dignity with gawky animal traits-is inherently comic.Physical awkwardness - In humor, clumsiness is funnier than competence. A long-necked man trying to get through doorways, hunching at dinner, or craning in conversation invites slapstick scenarios.Social undercutting - Comedy often humiliates status. A long neck undermines masculinity (makes the man look fragile, like a Pez dispenser) or heightens pomposity (like he's literally sticking his neck out to look superior). Either way, it punctures dignity.Cartoon logic - In cartoons, the body stretches and squashes to mirror emotions. A long neck looks like the punchline of a visual gag-something Bugs Bunny or Wallace & Gromit might lampoon.
>>82390956already had a few sips of my first one i'm in no state to drive if i still want to be tipsy i have some whiskey to sip but last time i did that it went very badly
went off to take more drugs, i come back, and there's all this speculation about me.well i never.
>>82390993You know best lad enjoy your drink
Hope it's as titillating as the VN de lids.
>>82390988>makes the man look fragile, like a Pez dispenserChatGPT what the fuck are you on about
>>82391033What am I looking at here exactly buddy?
Stop me if you've heard this one lads. Man walks up to the bar, and spastic detached from reality obsess over a man in a club going to the bar.
>>82391068>Implying that Spastic Sean isn't the spastic
>>82391068No you don't get it lad it helper from the thread it funny it epic win
>>82391068And you're obsessing over the obsessed. Not much better laddy.
Is postlad garn beehive? XD
i take an interest in other posters here, its called being social
>>82391143You know where's social? The Beehive in Sunderland
Told an Apu he's only gone and painted the Flag of Genoa all over the town and that he'll likely face deportation to Italy once SPACCA check the CCTV. The little pondspawn freak didn't take it well.
>>82391088>no u too much truth for you?
>>82391152I follow it on facebook actually, its looks like mostly old people go there
Ruth getting her fudge packed
>>82391152You know what else are social, bees and they live in a beehive
facebook point com/share/v/17GaVsCYnX/
i miss when people drew their apus in paint rather than this one lad who keeps asking chatgpt to draw them for him
Just heard my brother on the phone to that old woman he likes and he was saying to her "I'm straight up stroking my shit right now"
>>82391159not feeling this one. (no offence intended.)
>>82391169Did you ever wonder why the TV is mounted so high on the wall?>>82391180Very social animals lad, you're right.
Got dang connection has been continually shidding itself for the past 2-3 hours or soNot womfy at all that
facebook full stop com
SEASIDEUPDATEhttps://youtu.be/bl5A9g6CYUASEASIDEUPDATE
>>82391143Does mummy know her special soldier socialises on the internet lad or does she still tell you to go outside?
>>82391160I didn't deny the obsessed are obsessed, just that you are on the same level.Keep coping though mate.
Beehive.webm mongs exposed bigly
Post the football team now sadsack make us laugh king
>>82391187The lad that does the apu AI slop images uses Dall-E. I don't know if he has a local model running on his PC, or just uses microsoft copilot.It's easy to create an account on copilot to use the image generator. Just an email to sign up. I used a throwaway email, and verified my account (not sure if that is the correct way to describe it, but...) with a throwaway email.
>>82391265i don't care how he does it its boring
>>82391187But I do draw my own Apus.
>Spacker AFCCREASE
>>82391276>i don't care how he does it >its boringOk. I'd love to be able to draw one of my own, but I'm shit tier at drawing.
HHL off trip complaining that people making fun of him aren't funnyAs if the long necked cunt has ever been (intentionally) funny himself
he's stopped spamming fascinating because the jansters hate filter evasion so now he's back to his old tricks.Crease!
I'll fucking fill ya mum's crease ya batty fuck
there are at least three ai apu posters
>>82391302>long neckCrease howl king?
>>82391330Yes his neck is unusually long lad. Got a problem with people pointing that out for comic reasons, do you?
He's got his neck in a right old twist tonight.
Seething that he can't use his trip, seething that people are posting a video of him in a pub, seething that people are talking about his big long neck...I wonder what HHL's next off-trip spazzy attack will be about
>>82391351Are you archbishop of banterbury lad?
>>82391375No but I have an eye for human neck sizes and I can tell you that his is a huge outlier
Do you think your jokes are funnier when he's here or when he isn't? >trip on xD
>>82391386Have you ever been so mental and zany for comic reasons you had a bantergasm?
>>82391389He's always here so I don't understand the question
>>82391386>I have an eye for human neck sizes Lad this is like something from a panel show did you go to footlights?
>>82391399>He's always here Topkek howl
I was horrified earlier when I thought that migrants had killed HHL, stuck his head on a pole, and paraded it through town.Fortunately, it turned out to just be his absurdly long neck.
For a brief moment, I thought a new phone mast had been erected overnight in Sunderland.Then it sneezed. It was HHL.
i'm going to be honest lads, i don't think his neck is even that long.
>>82391422>>82391455>>82391456tooooouch grass spam mong
Time for a zany new character?
>>82391456I agree lad. It's not that long...for a swan.
only just got the whole 'sameswanning' thingi might be a bit thick tbqh
The Lesser Goosenecked Spacker of Sunderland.Marvellous species.
Genuinely, what is more pathetic? I can't make up my mind.A dolly spamming offtrip his own defence.Some random fucko with no horse in the race spamming defence for a dolly?
Lowercase posters, seether, ketmong, postmong absent during this performance.
oh wait sameswan = swanny, but then sameseaning is just sameswanning BY COINCIDENCE?!what the FUCK
might have a shower just for something to do, also will help me not smell as bad
what's this about taking horses out of races?>>82391478>ketmongstill here marra.
>>82391494>what's this about taking horses out of racesThe world needs glue, mate.
>>82391422>>82391455My sides I can just hear stephen fry saying this on the TV lad can you do another one please for comic reasons
Hairy Japanese pussy grinding against my face. Oh it lush!
Melty getting worse because he knows I've just been to the shop for other stuff and didn't get him any gravy meat
>>82391475Do your pals in real life know you're this funny lad is your car called the banterwagon?
>>82391535gravy meat?
>>82391541>>82391512Have you considered saying something funnier in response?...no?
here, lads, what's a crow's favourite car?
>>82391542Some cat food is in jelly, other stuff is in gravy, I accidentally bought jelly meat earlier and he doesn't like it, been having a melty for hours at this point
>>82391541So you don't have an answer to the question? Telling.
>>82391535So you're just a bad person. Got it. What's your cats name?
>>82391569I only went aldi they don't even have the gravy meat that he likes. Not telling you my cat's name because you said I'm a bad person, you can piss off
>>82391568He's not even in this thread and you're this desperate for me to be him so you feel you're getting his attention
>>82391535Sorry, shouldn't have called you a bad person. I've sort of done similar, and said to the cat you've got no choice but to eat it.>>82391580>Not telling you my cat's name because you said I'm a bad person, you can piss offI will. Sorry again.
Do another one for comic reasons lad please
>>82391587Keep coping mate, given this seems to be how you spend your life. Including projecting someone else onto me, you're both equally as pathetic.
Catberg is gonna freak!
>whoever I want to spaz out over right now is (You)XD
Wonder if anyone has ever fucked a bird (not a woman). Must have. Some sicko probably fucked a flamingo or something. Reckon if you came inside a small bird it would explode.
>>82391603what kind of car does a crow drive?
>father of hhl.pngCREASEKEK
got a pretty good joke about crows, lads.
>>82391630A CawdillacPlease laugh
>>82390909Brother likes anime but only ultra normie stuff though. He has the Dragonball Z and yu gi oh full series on dvd. Apart from that yeah that's accurate. He gets visibly annoyed when that black family appears on Corrie.
>>82391647NTA I laughed lad
>>82391647mine was better but i feel like you've ruined it, now.
>>82391600If I was a bad person I wouldn't have gone out of my way to little Tescos after work to get him the meat in the first place, took ages as well because there's temporary lights from resurfacing, not my fault it turned out to be jelly meat. I'll go big Tescos tomorrow I'm not going tonight it's just long, you have to go up these stupid escalator things like the ones you get in airports and they always shut the one side at night so you have to go all the way round, and I wanted stuff from aldi anyway I'm not going to both, aldi doughnuts are nicer and they've got these nacho cheese croquette things that I like, also bought some more permanent markers all the ones I had are either lost or broken
>>82391665sounds like it was shit then mate
>>82391648That Yuigioh box set is shit doesn't even have the Japanese audio.
>>82391672Cawdillac is better
What's SSM as a Crow's favourite fish?Caw Caw Cawd.
>>82391686how does that work when they've properly edited the video for the dub?didn't they do a newer One Piece dub where it is just a proper dub?
>>82391695Bit cawnvoluted
Think it's a telly melty anyway, he heard the cops theme tune and ran in, now he's watching cops, it's his special interest
murder mysteries by Agatha Crowistie
>>82391695If you had just said "Cawd and Chips" that would have worked better
>>82391675I was projecting when I said bad person. I was thinking about bad things I'd done. I really am sorry about insulting you like that, as you do genuinely seem nice.I hope you enjoy the treats you got.
What do you call HHL but he's a giraffe?HHLXDDDDDDDD
>>82391558a vauxhall cawsa? crowsa?
>>82391736Nah mate I was making a joke about his stutter.
>>82391771Fair enough, I'll take your joke as gospel then given I dont give a shit about SSM
This is a jackdaw thread.
Smedium cod. Remember that? Kek
a mackiosaurus
What is the sun's favourite car? a nova
what's SSM's favourite perfume?
and then he saidFISH AND SHITS LMAOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvl3ZW6CaRM
>>82391770>crowsa
>>82391809https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6TrJfR85JE
>>82391809Wait hold on lad you have HOW MANY pics of HHL?????HOWL
Beddingtons o' clockinghamPhwoar
When people call for phones to be banned in schools, do they mean totally or in class? The latter being permissive use. I went to secondary '10 - '17, and we could use them at breaks but phones out was an immediate detention. I got one and the teacher is my neighbour. I do hear my school abolished detentions some years back though.
This is just like xfm radio it's like I'm sitting with Ricky and Stephen who will be Karl oh oh I know shippy bean head xD
intermittent fastings been cancelledso fucking hungry
>>82391832sweet dreams laddie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hat1Hc9SNwE
Heard on the radio the government wants to ban under 16s from buying energy drinks, pretty sure they already are like it's such a hassle buying energy drinks for years now it holds up the self checkouts and everything for them to verify your age
Do you think we'll see Bonnie Blue on I'm a Celeb a few years down the line?
>>82391837i sort of lean towards not having them at all, on school grounds, but i might just be a prick. i know PARENTS would kick off that their son/daughter needs to contact them, arrange lifts, whatever.but the act of going to school, what you genuinely need, that has not changed in the past century.in class, absolutely not. should get thrown in a drawer until the end of the day.
>>82391814i just don't understand this new crow-centric britfeel lad
>>82391858What's the story of HHL's dox? how come there's so many pics of him?
>>82391867I wonder why are parents letting children go wild on energy drinks? Very little control over what their children watch/drink/do online. They seem to want nanny state to do it for them.
>>82391837Remember getting my phone taken away because someone called me in class once. Yeah, that's really my fault. Just because I forgot to put it on silent. Bitch.
>>82391867didn't they already do exactly this? reading the news story, i don't see what's changed. is it 12, currently? flags up on self-checkouts.although i like that Amazon delivers them without IDing me. i'm ordering pop off the internet, i could buy pure caffeine if i wanted.
>>82391875And she shouts I'm a celebrity, get things into me.
>put a disposable phone in someone else's bag>ring it while they're in a lessonlols every time.
>>82391879it's really took flight since corvid-19
>>82391885it's not doxxing, he's a public figure.
>>82391906That's absolutely reasonable you fucking pleb, the rule would have been to have it off, if your bare minimum was silent and you failed at that then it's your fault and you deserved to be punished for causing disruption. I used to text under the desk using t9, but at least I knew enough to have it on silent at the very minimum. You little moany bitch.
>thread schizo is off his head
i forgot to put my cock away before walking into the classroom.
>>82391939I'm sorry for not remembering everything ever.Teachers can fuck off. I used to throw eggs at their cars when no one was looking.
>>82391946nah just on tramadols lad. they wore off a bit, but you can alwas just take more, can't you? nothing stopping.
Just checked the sissy thread on soc and so many of them are like 28+ Thought you'd have grown out of that by 25 at the very latest
>>82391937Crease lad that's so british dry humour were you the funny guy in your class at school for comic reasons?
A hound? At Crufts? No chance. Nawwwwwww!
Wait... are kids just not paying attention and using their phones in the middle of lessons?Nought to do with phones, even late 2000s we all had early smartphones and iPod Touches and Sony Ericcsons and that but you didn't use them IN class or you'd get it took off you.
>>82392010Any nice sissy arses on there lad?
>>82392034Give teachers batons, I say. In fact sod it, rounders bats.
>>82392010Porn induced fetishes just get more and more intense as you get older lad, you're not going to "grow out" of something like that
>>82392041They always post the ugliest trannies in the tranny threads hidden behind 20 filters you can't even tell if it's human. Like wanking to ET in a dress.
>>82392034Would you listen to a bunch of 27 year old spastics trying to teach you about wogs and feminism, tbf?
>>82392012I actually was the funny guy in my class at school. Let me guess, you were the weird guy who didn't see anyone else at the weekend?
Me? I was the lad watching 4:3 porn on his tiny Sony Ericcson Walkman phone screen during lunch.
>>82392041Not really, no. 2D really is superior.
Imagine being the kind of adult who gloats about having had a moderately successful teenage social life, twenty years ago.And he does this all day, on 4chan.What does this person look like in your head?
All the cool lads had one of these bad boys.
>>82392079I scored the winning goal in my primary school cup match type nigga
>>82392059>I actually was the funny guy in my class at schoolAmazing lad knew it you haven't changed a bit xD
Literally the only girlfriend and only girl I kissed was in P7. I peaked in P7. Pathetic.
>>82392079HHL.jpg? Shippy.jpg?
>>82392079Probably decent looking if he had a successful teenage social life. Confident, happy. What do you think?
Jestermaxxing in school is a common cope for subpar males
I (M38) have been mates with Shippy (M35) for years, but living with him has been a nightmare. About three months after he moved in, I caught him "hey lad-ing." Basically, he spends all night on Discord, sending half-naked mirror selfies and writing flirty nonsense to total strangers. I only found out because I went through his open laptop. It broke me.For context, I'm Scottish and Shippy's... well, Shippy. And all the people he was messaging were also Shippies. He was even on weird little Shippy-only forums. That made me insecure - was I just a placeholder mate until he decided to move in with a real Shippy?We ended up "working through it." He apologized, deleted his socials (for about a week), and admitted he was acting out of insecurity. He promised he was putting in the work to change.Cut to now, 9 months later. We've been fighting (not even about cheating, just about dishes and electricity bills), and in the middle of it he says, "I've never done shit to you." I was floored. I asked how he could even say that after all the shady online flirting, and he brushed it off as "brief satisfaction."That wording hit me like a punch. Most people would at least call it a "mistake" or say they regret it. But "brief satisfaction"? That makes it sound like he doesn't even feel bad. He insists it was just a slip of the tongue, but I can't get it out of my head.Am I overreacting for being this hurt by the way Shippy phrased it? He keeps telling me I chose to forgive him, so I can't bring it up when it's convenient.
>>82392113I think he works as a cleaner, and still agonises over a girl who hasn't spoken to him in 15 years. Probably fixates on four bands he liked when he was still happy, and is silently sad he can't dress in his emo gear anymore. Those are the kind of energies I pick up.
>>82392034my mate is a teacher, yeah. he's lucky enough they listen to him but other teachers just can't control their classes. but it's not doing anything outright naughty, getting your phone out = "put that away" and then some other kid does it, and then another. that's just like whispering/chatting to them.
Wonder if Lollers likes Dance in the Vampire Bund.
>>82392131>>82392119In my experience the lads who are happy and well adjusted in school end up being happy well adjusted adults. It sounds a bit like you're trying to cope lad.
>>82392142>I'M SO HAPPY AND WELL ADJUSTED! he cries, as tears of frustration pool on his keyboard
>>82392139They made her less child like in the anime. The manga is way more shameless.
>>82392150You like a side of projection with your cope lad?
>>82392163Hit us with another zinger for comic reasons king
ms. vampire who lives in my neighbourhoodyeah she looks young but she's actually old haha
Move on over you lazy sods.New thread time>>82392313New thread
