loook at him go. maybe in another life
>>82404772Another soul for the meat grinder that is the Demiurge's prison planet. In a few decades, he will be a drunk truck driver that beats his wife like his father.
>>82404772I thought that white boi was going to get killed in some freak accident because of the thread. Im disappointed.
>ywn have a little one call you Daddy and hug youWhy live
>>82404772I thought that truck was going to explode and kill the kid. What the fuck is wrong with me?
bittersweet tears. that used to be me
>>82404772Whats he got against hats?
>>82405798its a southern thing
>>82404772>get home from work with my younger sister>her son is outside>he sees her and starts giggling and smiling and runs down the sidewalk to hug herI found myself smiling at him and as I walked past them I could feel the water pooling in my eyes.
>looksmaxx>apply for an internship training program in trades>become employed>learn social skills>talk to women>marry one >knock her upwhat's stopping you?
>>82404772the last thing i want after a long shift driving is some annoying runt squeaking at me and demanding attention. thank god there are no women or children in my life
>>82404772That baby is actually Satan, so is the truck driver. He makes these webms himself. He clones himself and immediately has access to his main brain. Babies know all the science already, they know everything that god knows. So thats all true, every baby outside knows who you are already. But, were still witnessing what were witnessing. Its not really worth that much thought, life doesnt change at all once you notice the truth. I have a hard time not pointing out his gimmicks whenever I see a new one. Throwing the hat, that was scripted to make a cool video. His control over his clones is done through a type of telepathic connection. The clones are almost like robots being controlled using wifi. This means he essentially doesnt feel the pleasure or pain, but still has complete control over their body. He can easily prove this to you, considering almost everyone youve ever met was just pretending to be that person. He could just stop pretending. You could go outside today, and every person could talk to you. God starts to look fucking retarded when he opens his mouth for longer than 5 seconds, which is probably what all the larping is for. Hes incredibly cruel to us as well, he literally is hosting a torture dimension where he tortures human souls with cuckolding and poverty. He pretends to be their family and friends, to make it seem real, like they are losing by chance. It all sounds quite retarded. I guess I just dont care really. God makes webms using clones. Nothing interesting is happening there. He could run that baby into a wood chipper and its not any more interesting. He does do that type of thing all the time, he makes a fucking ton of gore films. Youve never seen a real person die.
>>82407286Teach me how to become this schizo.
>>82407286nice ai post schizo
>>82407362>>82407361Nick cage isnt a real person. A Nick cage is a prison where you are tortured with cuts. God names the movie actors like this, they all have funny weird names, often describing different styles of torture which he does to us using his omnipotence.
>>82407362>>82407361Really niggers. You always stop replying when I bring up the actors. Theyre literally called movie stars, because theyre stars. Theyre not real people. Its your dream home, because youre dreaming if you think you can have a nice home dude. When somebody asks what you dream of doing one day. Theyre literally humiliating you, by calling your desires a dream. He did a lot of stuff like that with English, its pretty funny.
>>82407286Trvthnvke that enlightened me
>>82404772>The somehow sentient baby throwing his hat on the groundKek>>82407286>That baby is actually SatanDouble kek
>>82404772The hat drop was kino.In order to ever experience this I would have to be a complete different person.I'm the living proof of what happens when someone like me has kids.The curse ends here.
>>82404772reincarnation is my only hope now
>>82407286>He could run that baby into a wood chipperENGINEER! START THROWING THEM KIDS IN THERE, DAMMIT!
>>82406391>>82404871Soulless NPCs following their original programming. Mate, Breed, Feed, repeat. >>82404805>>82404815>>82407242>>82407286The spark of the divine inhabits you.
>>82406391I see other relatives kids like you do See this video >>82404772My thoughts?> So good i dont have children and i never will. Imagine son would have ME as a father. He would be sooo fucked. >So good other sons have their fathers not me.
