Let's get biblical on this b*tch, church of st martin edition.
Does anyone know how to remove the grey that is left on your skin after you shave? I know its the density of follicles that causes it but how do I get it even closer? is it even possible. Sides of my face aren't that dense but its still visible but its mainly the mustache, under lip and chin thats always grey after shaving, debating growing it out at this point.its shit tho because mine looks exactly like johnny depps but is dense as fuck, I dont think it would work to grow the copetee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03zaG63CwOA
Can't nonce a fictional character you bellends.
Those bloody 'mericans have to pay to get raped to death in 'ospital qoite sad really ennitTime to whack some pans for arr en atch ess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhw1bzilqOA
>>82408994oh fuck off youre wanking over drawings of children, youre coping, literally just own being an unironic peadophile, peados are bad but the worst is an in denial peado>no no no n oNO NO NO ITS NOT NONC-shhhhhh, just admit it, it is and youre horrible
>>82409015Not a nonce myself personally but I really don't see anything wrong with gooning to pictures. A few things to think about>Who is harmed by jerking off to fictional pixels?>How do you know the female depicted isn't 18, or whatever age you'd prefer?
>>82408974shave again, but press down a bit more. that'll slice the grey right off :-)
>>82409007So what? How about you show some respect for the NHS.
>>82409007pretty normal stuff for our hospitals, tbqh. being a rape victim is irrelevant here.
>>82409033Didn't say anyone was harmed, couldn't give a fuck about the act itself but I find it ridiculous to claim its not noncey, especially the pic in the last thread, you can wank to whatever but just own being a bit of a peado, theres scales to it but anyone wanking to that stuff is on the spectrum.
What time are you meeting your mates in town tonight?
>>82409053That sounds like it will hurt, ive tried going against the grain and it doesn't really do anything, makes it slightly smoother.
>WAR HERO had to pay 35p for a Freddo
>>82409080I shant be, because I have no friends. Just completed my 5 sets of stair sprints and 50 pullups, will now be doing my core.
>>82409084Don't do what that anon says. Why would you press down harder? Look into other methods if not happy with your current one, or even different razors.
>skinny short women with flat tits don't deserve lovewow
>>82409007>The inquest at Blackpool Town Hall was told no concerns were raised either when the healthcare assistants noticed Mrs Kneale's bleeding, or during her stay in hospital.The kind of people in arr en atch ess think finding a woman raped to death is totally normal.Worth having a little think about how this might have come to be.
>>82409080we've just been to the reform conferencenow going to meet our oshis at the vtuber expolush weekend in birmingham
>>82409033won't entertain the second question because they know what they're attracted to, like how gay homosexuals like hentai of men. it's not an abstract representation of the platonic ideal of a body type resembling men, it's men.>>Who is harmed by jerking off to fictional pixels?hopefully nobody. fuck knows if it's a slippery slope to the real thing.i buy drugs but i'm not naive about the supply networks involved, there. even if one person taking drugs is a drop of piss in an ocean of piss.
She's actually 900 years old, doesn't sound like noncing now does it?Thought not.
mad in the new series of Dr Who that the nurse lady notices an old woman has symptoms of some disease (totes pwning her superior, a male doctor) and goes out of her way to save her life.love are NHS, but realistically shit just gets missed. in a busy hospital, full of overworked stuff, people are going to die even when it's preventable. it sad. SAD.
SSA posts hidden child porn why am i not surprised
>>82409146then it IS noncing but against ME. i'm probably about 9 in dragon years.
>>82409147>Find woman raped to death covered in blood>"Let's tape over the CCTV, burn all her clothes and not report anything; just an accident innit we're overworked"
>MMMMM ACTUALLY THE DRAWING OF THE TODDLER IS ACTUALLY AN 1837 YEAR OLD VAMPIRE AND UH ACTUALLY IF ANYTHING ITS THE OPPOSITE SHE JUST *chooses* TO BE IN THAT BODY SO NO, NO IT ISNT IM NOT A NONCE LAH LAH LAH I WONT HEAR IT
>discord gang trying to deflect the attention.Why do you lads troll this thread? I used to enjoy posting with you, and you have now proven yourself to be nothing but dramafags. You really were the low quality posters all this time.
cor that were a tough Wordle. almost lost it.
>>82409117Did you get to see this live? https://youtu.be/2sS96BAiOWI?si=_CZVauci8TVw8qWT
>I have very strong feelings that people jerking off to fake cartoon pictures are evil. Unlike me - you can tell because of my very loud and outspoken opinions saying nonces are bad that I am not a nonce. That should make me above suspicion, even.
all those seasidemark posts with pictures attached were cp pictures. makes sense why there were so may ssm posts
only tax evaders complain about nonces.
>>82409080we were going to meet at B&M Bargains at 7, but neither of us can be bothered now.
heard downstairs' flat buzz. probably just a normal visitor. but i'll check if there's any post when it gets to 1am or so.
heard downstairs' flat buzz. probably just a normal visitor. but i'll check if there's any post when it gets to 2am or so.
>>82409219never said evil, I think youre ridiculous for denying it and coping.
Sat alone on a Friday night, wearing my Kapital jeans.
>>82409255You going to break into there flat at 1am to see if your drugs have been delivered there?You need help ket lad.
Will is going to be poking Ruth's fudge tonight
Sat alone on a Friday night, wearing my Moshino shirt.
Sat alone on a Friday night, posting from my hand carved hardwood table.
>>82409261joke's on you, in a rare burst of desperation, i went down just now.i've occasionally had Royal Mail deliveries at 7pm. think that's more when they're backed up though, have overdue special delivery packages to get out.
>>82409319they've taken my other stuff before. in fact, the other delivery i was due over a week ago, i wouldn't be surprised if some neighbour has it.remember when everyone here was going on about vitamin D? i bought some tablets. said they were delivered. nowhere to be seen, ordered them again. then some guilty neighbour put them through my letterbox about a week later.
hmm what book to read from my BILLY bookcase.
>>82409332What wood? I'm guessing Oak or Walnut.
>Anyone who even thinks about looking at a cartoon drawing of someone who I personally opine to resemble someone 17 years, 364 days and 23 hours old should be executed>Did I mention what a good person I am and how much I'm not a nonce?
>>82409357Three billy goats gruff?
>>82409357Did you get the height extension unit? Maybe the Hogadal doors?
I'm the new dolly. I wait for the post everyday. I take drugs everyday. Pay attention to me, reply to my grim gimmick.
Used to have a BILLY full of random books.Got rid of it all though.
>throwing his toys out of the pram because he has been rattledfascinating, certainly not someone who hasn't accepted his peadophilic nature, find the strength to admit it to yourself.
>>82409384i post other things, you just hone in on this one specific topic.
Having a few jars tonight in honour of HHL. Long live the Welper regime.https://youtu.be/TXsLtExsZow?si=QXZxzIDWPRjkbAUh
To the lad last night: Here's one of the VHS collection and my as yet unpainted printed Dibnah.
>>82409404What happened to HHL? I've not been here in a while. Also are footposter (used to pay that chick for pics) and the anime nonce lad that had a motorbike still about? Where's Shippy? All of these questions and more. What have I missed?
>>82409414Thank you mate, be kind to yourself. I watch Fred in winter months for maximum cosy.
Why yes I do think it is the perfect time for some slop n rum. My preferred slop for the evening's beverages? KA fruit pinch slop.
>>82409357For me it would be The hungry Caterpillar
>>82409414>Fred Dibnah figurine Kek. Please show it to us when you have finished painting it.
>well you know, it might tek me a few weeks to a few months to develop a properly functioning shitpost y'know>'av got to 'av a believable larp, fleshed out character but nuffin' too unbeleivable y'know, becus the apus and resident thread spastics are quite perceptive arent they like'. It's steady work 'al say that heh
>>82409414That figure looks a bit like shippy.
>>82409452Will do! Could be a while though as I just cba to sand it. Might have to crack out the multitool
>>82409465>That figure looks a bit like shippy.xD
>>82409443it's 5 o'clock somewhere, lad
Fucking hell. That has really tickled me that lad having a Fred Dibnah figurine. What an obscure thing to have.
>>82409464Brilliant!>>82409465Shit! It does! You think Shippy will look like Dibnah when he's about 60?
laughing to myself at the thought of going to a warhammer thing and having a painted fred dibnah figure on the table then poker facing it
>>82409487I live with a mate and his wife. We always buy eachother mental presents for Christmas etc. I got his cats shitting the calendar and a coaster of me in a hotdog suit for eg. He got me Dibnah and a lifesize cut out of Shea LeBouef (I hate him)
painting my warhammer fred dibnah whilst he plows his missus next door, the duality of man.
>>82409487these lads have a bunch of weird ones for wargames:https://crooked-dice.co.uk/think they've gotten into trouble for making e.g. a Doctor Who game, but they can just-so-happen to have "Temporal Travellers", and create a Programme Guide for their skirmish game.
It's nearly 8pm on a Friday night pipe down online winner x
>>82409582what are we meant to be doing, lad
I have no skin in this argument but even I don't see the harm in wanking to fictional young looking girls. However, some of the doujinshi literally refer to them as children, nhentai is full of them.
>>82409601Not scoring imaginary internet points on 4chan
No Ikea shelves unfortunately.
>>82409617i mean it's the same as some pervert in the 70s going into a seedy sex shop and buying a 'nubile' magazine imported from Austria.he's keeping it to himself, the material already exists, nobody else gets affected. but regardless of the legality, i think he's fucking vile.
>>82409633Some kino scattered about there, DVDlad would be proud.
>>82409617I literally couldn't give a fuck but it just annoys me purely when they deny it
>>82409633really cool shed, lad. is the silver stuff soundproofing?
just order more Betamax tapes for my kino collection.
I might be a wounded empath now de lids, but I'm working towards being a sovereign empath. It makes sense.Mad.
>>82409633I spot Austin Powers on DVD. As well as some Third Window kino Japanese kinoberg.
>>82409694I am a cold autist
dvdlad what best lynch film plz respod x
>>82409649Thanks. I have another wall of this and also laods boxed and some at my mum's, mainly VHS. I also have a Blue ray collection with a few rares. this is signed by Rick Melton the artist etc.DVDLad likes quality cinema though, I like trash lmao.>>82409661It's basically a barn and the other half is darts, 3d printer and a table for wargaming. It was getting damp so it's now got dehumidifiers, those heat bars that keep ambient temp and it's we glued that bubblewrap foil everywhere including the ceiling.
>>82409483If one was to purchase a broken watch that was stuck at 17:00 it will always be drink o'clock. The tricky part will be finding that specific broken watch that is stuck at 17:00. It could potentially be an expensive search.
>>82409712Dune. in a Dune/Scum double-bill.
>>82409712VHS Lad here not him. I think Lost Highway if that helps.
>>82409708*wraps a blanket round you*Now you're a warming up autist.You're welcome.*moves on to the next soul that needs help*
>>82409732my uh willy feels cold as well
>>82409714>It was getting damp so it's now got dehumidifiers, those heat bars that keep ambient temp and it's we glued that bubblewrap foil everywhere including the ceiling.oh nice. feel like you've posted other cool shit (similar filenames), glad you've got these hobbies going.
Second round done, few carry forward, some business closed, others I couldn't be bothered because the map took me to the wrong road and I wanted to come home for a drink and a piss
>>82409712My personal favourite is Mulholland Drive but for a newbie I'd recommend Blue Velvet or Elephant Man rather than jumping in at the deep end. A Straight Story is very good but very much not typical Lynch. Dune is interesting but not great.Leave Lost Highway and Inland Empire last though I do love Lost Highway, recently watched the 4K Criterion disc and it was mesmerising.Oh course we can't forget about Eraserhead but as I say that's very classic Lynch mindfuck so your mileage may vary.The real answer? Twin Peaks: The Return.
>>82409740*chops it off*You no longer have a cold willy.You're welcome.*gets back to his rounds*
>>82409741Thanks lad!>>82409747Yeah to be fair, if he's starting from scratch maybe Twin Peaks is just the way to go. Then do the films.
>>82409750noooooooo you were supposed to touch it nicely >:(
>>82409714Corrrr! Got Tokyo Gore Police but not Machine Girl. Seems like a cool edition. Also like your Piece of Mind Eddie. I like trash as well mate, got loads of shite horror and exploitation films myself as well as kino. Notice the mini Cronenberg collection top right too.
>>82409761Ah, sorry. It's my first day.
Seeing Lost Highway in a cinema pretty soon, never seen it before. Looking forward to it
>>82409759I was kind of joking. Twin Peaks isn't really very indicative of Lunch's popular films. Fire Walk With Me and The Return have a very different vibe than Twin Peaks season 1 and 2 IMO. Just imagining some poor cunts first Lynch film being Inland Empire.
>>82408994Just you watch me mate
>>82409778Hope you're ready for the best car chase in cinematic history as well as a lot of confusion and an intense feeling of dread.
>>82409769Hahaha! Excellent. I'm Cronenberg mad. The rest of the collection is at my mum's. I managed to get a signed copy of his first novel 'Consumed' years back for about 15 quid. Don't watch his weird noncey one though. I can't remember if it was Stereo or Crimes of the Future.
me? quick trip up to my Computer Attic, might play Manic Miner on my Speccy.
>>82409805Think my favourites are Crash and A History of Violence, latter of which is coming on 4K soon. You seem like a cool lid.
Would literally bang out every lad in this thread. How's your night going soft cunts?
>>82408938Is it true that the Yookay purchased 500,000 body bags recently
>>82409805Thanks man. You have a good taste yourself. My favourites are Videodrome and Existenz. His son's work is good too if you get the chance to watch the one with Swinton in it it's good.I used to post here a lot as VHS Lad about 6 years ago but have just been absent. I expect we talked back then.
>>82409821That sounds like a great way to spend some time. I loved eddie kidd jump challenge, and there was a coffee farmer sim I loved, but can't remember that name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLWS6zoBCX8
>>82409843There was something recently about the yookay having a mass fatality resilience capacity (whatever that means, probably we're ready for a lot of your deaths type thing. Prep for the civil war mewonders?).
>>82409632They're not imaginary. I keep a tally.
I didn't realise Maps to the Stars was also Cronenberg. I remember really liking that as well.
>>82409487https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/284810089576
>>82409901Shit I missed that one.I wasn't a huge fan of Cosmopolis
>>82409515You live.... as a thrupple?
>>82409838Feminine hips and no hair on his chest, low test faggot, could do with TRT or something to make him a man again. 5 seconds away from trooning out this lad.
>>82409927Mate you just caused a funny problem...I just got made redundant and i used to be in a 2 man business and I handled eBay and some sites. Long story short I've not been on eBay since and was auto logged on as the business in my bosses eBay account... He is not going to have that in his looked at history and probably is recommended.
>>82409928Still need to watch Crimes of the Future as well. Might rewatch The Fly later now I'm in the mood.
>>82409933Not him but I did the same.She owned a house with loads of spare bedrooms, I moved in at the same time as me, they got hitched, and eventually everyone else was weird and left and I stuck around.Got my own place now, after 10 years of living with those.
>Anon, the missus wants to move in, so you'll need to find a place of your ow->shed's free, right?
>>82409927>44 soldWho would want to pay 27 pound for a figurine of some old pedo tory MP
>>82409515Why do you hate Shia? I mean he seems like a cunt just specifically why do YOU hate him?
>>82409933No way man that's fucked. I live in the loft conversion and I get to pay fuck all rent in exchange for looking after 2 house rabbits. I'm a bunny sitter. They both have jobs that require them to go around the country/world or they are on holiday a lot too.I can't afford rent for shit back down south so it works for me. I just do cooking every other day for them and the washing up and it costs me 150. Get to live with a mate I've had since school. Been here like 4 years, been doing building work etc on house too for him.
Shaun of the Dead ahh situationship
Fuckin GP got my prescription wrong YET AGAIN. I specifically put on that I need 25mg of vortioxitine and they only gave me 20mg. Some female to male tranny works there as the receptionist and got it wrong. Will be putting in a complaint shortly.
>>82409966My favourite things as a teen were: Hellblazer/Constantine and Transformers, for me the dude ruined both. Also I bloody hated Even Stevens and it was on all the time as a kid.
>>82409992I had a crush on the sister's friend from Even Stevens.
>>82409821>Computer AtticHoly basedLove scurrying upstairs with my little snacks for a gaming session
>>82409838Ebin looks much better nowadays
>>82409980How do you earn money pal?
>>82409947Can't you delete? But you should message the buyer and ask him for a quote for 500 and a promise of a deposit.
>>82409980Actually sounds pretty cushty. Like a sitcom.A bit manservant, but eh. I'd do it.
>>82409984can't you cut/crush them and weigh out the extra 5mg yourself?
>>82409872France is doing something similar I think. Prep for a false flag?
>>82410040Race riots being nudged into existence would be my guess. All this immigration thing, is focusing on race, being pushed as racist, nudging the ethnics into being concerned and being ready. The issue is first with the government and politics in general, then we deal with the issues they caused.The government is fascist, and they should all have their throats slit.
We're all gonna be dead within 5 years lids I can feel it.
>>82410077>The government is fascistYou have no idea what fascism is.
>>82410091Take away the notion that it is only on the right, and the nationalist aspect, and show me the differences.
>>82410100oh aye those hard-left Marxist radicals, the current Labour Party.less fascism and more just career politics. we could have MORE democracy, very easily. just fix our stupid vote system.
It's unfair that some men are born in Japan and get to be a male Japanese pornstar and fuck loads of fit Japanese lassies but I'm stuck here an autistic piece of shit yanking my little willard raw.
>>82410019I used to fit ultra high end wooden floors for celebrity/business assholes but then worked with a guy, just me and him doing tow bar and trade van equipment like ladders etc. We had 5 sites and eBay and Amazon and I was a copywriter. Once the copy was done though I just did orders so I was doing like 90mins work per 8 hr shift.Unfortunately boss got ill and so I ran the business for a year but now he's back and he's retiring and selling up. So as of this week I do nothing. I need something new. Got a degree but don't want to tech and that's all it's good for. I'll either go back to woodwork or I'll start selling towbars myself i think.
>>82410100Point me to the fascists that could have laws blocked by committee or the house of lords.
>>82410117Fair dues you're doing better than myself and a lot of other lads here. Meet yourself a nice lass and get a place of your own you'll be flying.
>>82410114No ket lad. The hard left socialist fabians. Most government ministers are only in it for a career, it is only the civil servants that have any longevity in politics.>>82410135characterized by a totalitarian state, a single dictator and party, a forceful suppression of opposition,Dictator may be a bit of a push, as the PM can be removed, but those others are prevalent in downing street now.
>>82410159you're a mong lad no doubt about it
>>82410170No I am not ketfag (I have decided I don't know if you are male or female, and don't want to be mean and misgender, and a faggot can be anybody of either gender, so I feel that is appropriate).
>>82410159>fabianswhat the flying fuck do they even do?>we're doing socialism, slowly, instead of through revolution!!!right. what do they actually do, though? Momentum and co, I can understand.
i think every house and flat should be social housing.
>>82410203Did you know that EVERY labour PM has been a member of the fabian society (they did help create the labour party, so it makes sense), and that of this current cabinet, ~half are also fabians.
>>82410116>choose Japan as a country to be reincarnated in>work 80 hours a week>no gf because short
i've broken over 1 million blocks in a big hole in my minecraft world
>>82410221i did not! i've just read their own stance/history (a while back, mind you) and it's one of those i-get-the-principle situations, but i don't understand practically what they do, have done, or plan to do in current-year.who knows, maybe with all these strikes, trade unions will form some kind of labour party.
>>82410140Nah I'm avoiding that one! Bad past experiences shall we say that I'm still dealing with with monthly payments and feck all else out of the deal.
>>82410236I dream of fucking tall busty Japanese lassies every night. It's torture.
>>82410285Anon it's time to become a TEFL expat and shag jap prossies non stop
got them friday night big time blues
>>82410246At heart they want social ownership of things instead of private ownership, but we know that is bollocks. It's just another globohomo front under the guise of "we're totally different guys, trust us" policies.
>>82410362Turn those blues upside down anon. plnaz (sort of).
Me? Watching caligular. What am I hoping for? A glimpse of a younger (but legal ) helen mirrens booba.
>>82410429US Open is Live
>>82410436Any chance of maybe seeing helen mirrens norks whilst watching?
>>82410455Djokovic vs Alcaraz
>>82410479I've just seen an actresses clunge. Don't get that on golf.
Might have a lil tug
>>82410429Hope you're not watching the new version that Tinto Brass wasn't even involved with yet they're calling it the "Ultimate Cut." Fucking joke.
"Ketlad" is the exact same lad Crosslad has been calling "Wonkylad" for at least a year that you lads now think is some brand new gimmick lad who just appeared. You lads are slow in the head sometimes.
willy tugging
Wonkylad
>>82410518Please stop looking at boys arses
>>82410495It's on scamazon, claims to be fully made of scenes that make it like the original film. There was some nonsense at the start that I didn't fully pay attention to.>>82410506Yeah no shit lad, and nobody has said it's a new gimmick, maybe you have just wrongly perceived it as being that way.
Think SSM is fucking that David C lad?
>>82410565draw the bigger door
>>82409980Talk about the cuck corner mate. You can't doss about as a third wheel forever.
SSM posting fake armed police videos againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVg0hdc846o
>>82410606>SSM posting fake armed police videos again:o
Woah some woman has a snake in her fanny on her. Utter depravity within the first 22 min.
WTF Dee lads
>>82410606He used the exact same audio as the last one. Fucking shite patter.
>>82410606Painfully unfunny x
>>82410705Get a life twoll x
>>82410506i'm also now that femanon according to some people.
>>82410583Aye lad I know that. That's why I've been saving whilst I'm here. I'm away a week each month too as I look after my Nan and take her to vosit my grandad in the home when my parents go away (they are retired) and we've done a lot of work on the house over the last few years and we've got an extension and a conservatory still to do yet. The plan is that I should be able to have a deposit ready about the same time as the work is finished. Houses round here are cheap (Midlands)
>>82410729Not him but, I think our thread schizo is pretending to be you, as they have done with any poster that anons talk about/is recognisable. It is a shame for you that you have the exact posting style as the lowercase seether who capitalises certain words for emphasis, but hat has been happening for a good few years, if not longer.
people telling you obvious things they think you dont know but you already donow i understand why bitches complain about mansplaining, its triggering
>>82410779It's called backing up a bruddah. It can easily stop, depending on a persons attitude.
I always make a point of talking down to obvious autists and over explain very basic concepts. They need to be reminded that we all (normal people) view them as lower than toddlers.
when all is said and done, i am comfy, and that is what mattres
>>82410812That's all that mattress in the long run.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMdnHYJJVkYnot a big known band
>>82410779i'd rather have it this way around. they don't know what you know, you can just say "oh yeah i know a bit about _____". and THEN if they continue, that's just rude.i really dislike the opposite where a workman comes round, assumes you're on same level of plumbing/electrician/whatever knowledge.
the number of times in my life someone has said something will take 'a while', or there's a bit of a wait, or it'll be some time before they get back to me."how long?""i couldn't tell you.""a rough figure? half an hour, hours, some time tonight?""oh not HOURS, probably about 45 minutes."
People are ranking meal deals now. Society truly has gone to shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfUYYDGHxuI
just felt the first coldness, my feet are cold and im ever so slightly chilly...winter approaches. I could put the heating on ngl. Infact Ive just put it on.
>>82411045Unless you are in Scotland or Newcastle or something then this is unacceptable. What would your father say?
>>82410982he chose the heckin ham sandwich and read salted crisps :0
>>82411076This is why democracy doesn't work.
Shouldn't have ate those chicken nuggets. Now I know I'm going to be spending much of tomorrow on the bog.
>>82411069hed probably say put some slippers on but to him I say nay, ive got disposable income
This is our new Home Secretary. Wonder how she'll do.
best meal deal is Sainsbury's anyway. find a Sainsbury's with a hot food counter, a Costa machine, and a bakery. there's your main, drink, snack.
Almost forgot, when I was on the way back home between rounds this afternoon someone on radio 1 had messaged in saying they're going to flamingo land this weekend, made me giggle
>>82411127I like the Tesco one just because you could get a ginsters as a snack. That with a Caesar salad wrap and an irn bru.
Anyone recommend any good youtube? I like Seaside Mark and that Kays Cooking's son It's Big Lee and I also like Callum's Corner. There anything similar out there?
Wonder what DVDlad thinks of Shuna Kagami?
On that Flamingo Land nightwalk grind me. Been a womfy week, been keeping it private xGetting wissed tonight x
>>82411406What's all this Flamingo Land stuff at the mo?
>>82411168see, if i'm eating there and then, i want hot and/or rare food. been a while but Sainsbury's had these hot food units and the Costa machines (as in pic) so you could get a hot chicken tendie sandwich, a pain au chocolate, and a latte. 3.75. pure dealmaxxing.cold sarnies i'll get some mad specific limited edition wrap. Korean BBQ chicken with kimchi. meatball marinara baguette. American beef. that type o thing. and then they TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME ;__;if we're at BLT or coronation chicken point, i'll just make it myself. with BROWN bread (fuck you, shops)
>>82411406oh wow you actually did ityou absolute madlad
Guess where I am lmfao xFucking iconic man x
>>82411445Lmfao how did you get in? Was it open or you just jump the gate?
>>82411445You a guardington kid?
>>82411457Been on holiday here all week de lid. Been staying in a lodge. Hot tub and everything. It lush x
>>82411475Excellent! Hope your having fun!
HHL did you garn club? play the bingo?
Helper and his mates at Flamingo Land.
>>82411750football lads team bonding sessions
Only went and done another gym sesh today.Chatgpt says I gotta cool off soon though cant risk too much cortisol from the HIIT, so saturday rest day and sunday is a little zone 2 sesh2 weeks 10 sesh's. Not bad, feeling quite accomplished
recommend me a spicy chat ai to chill with
>>82408974Thats the follicle thats still left, you have to get laser hair removal or wax it.
Fucking iconic man.
>>82411900Valena, your bestie turned vampire.
Been watching hours of JAV without evening wanking. Corrrr. Just like watching the sex and imagining what they're saying.
>>82411900I deleted my account I was getting too sucked in. Final bot I made was a MILF Tesco nightshift worker and the scenario was it was my first shift. Very cool stuff.
>>82409323Nah she's preparing for her great run.
>>82411987what you reckon theyre saying lad, bet its something proper dirty bit mental that bet theyre saying all sorts of filth
jammers with his sisters sprogs again. life must be grim without a few sprogs of his own.
>>82412113Hard to say, but they seem to talk conversationally while fucking compared to in Western porn. Lots of dialogue. I'll have to track down a subtitled one for more research.
>>82412205corr yea let me know lad bet its well filthy
volunteer litterlid hereI joined local litterpicking group about 9 months ago and since the start of this year I've made social links with people, gained further purpose, opened opportunities and gifted me with experiences I'd have never dreamed of enjoying all on for free.Didn't think that something so simple would open up so many doors. You'll never know who you could encounter on these volunteering adventures. For me, it's looking like a tunnel out of the NEET pit.You can do it lids.
I have finished watching caligula. Corr. If you like films with lots of booba, you'll like this. Same for if you like willies, and bums, and pubic hair. Helen mirren in her prime, lots of booba out shots, and pubic region and bum.Goes to show, that people will kiss people of the same sex, show full frontal nudity and simulate sexual acts for money and or fame. And they wonder why we treat one another as objects.
>>82412217Pipe down littercuck
>>82412217Nice anon. I did some volunteer work a few years ago, and it feels quite good. Hopefully it leads to a nice future for you, or even just a fulfilling present.
>>82412217>gained further purposeCleaning up after bames for free?
corr that's an old version of Debian.
>>82412217i used to go round litter picking in the local area. main project was to tidy up a cycle path because it's a pleasant walk.i had headphones on and really just wanted to be left alone - doing it was the point. but i didn't want to be a misery guts either. and basically, an old women invited me to join the volunteer gardening society (who also did some litter picking).just put me off. didn't want to network. or keep an eye out for youths/crime. group chat was very 'NIMBY'. glad it was for you, but it's not for me.
Volunteering? Doubt it'll bring me any closer to a relationship. Men that don't get to enjoy the perks of life don't need to work. The thought of me doing a soulless job just to make women's lives more convenient is depressing.
>>82412259At the very least, volunteering sucks a few hours out of the abyss that can be a single day when you're struggling.I'm too lucky to have managed to form an acquaintanceship with a leader of our volunteering group who occupies a very valued and prestigious spot in society, this all occurred unwittingly.>>82412310I don't care who throws it, someone has to clear it up and if no-one does; who will?>>82412332You did the right thing.NIMBY is a weird from of tribalism isn't it? I don't know whether I'm all for or against it.
>>82412332The point of litter picking is to take photos of your litter picking group to virtue signal on social media and passively aggressively imply you're morally superior
>>82412349>if no-one does; who will?Don't know maybe the fucking council???
>>82412349Too right. Pick it up. You are my fucking slave.
>>82412316was going through my old Photobucket literally just now, and found this screenshot.>Wed Mar 11guess that makes it 2009. might have been my first Linux install.
>>82412363Do you know how useless the fucking councils are?!We regularly report where we drop our bags of collected litter off on the sides of roads, marked on a map with photographs and the number of the lamp-post we've dropped it off by... then they say they can't find it.I've seen a council litterpicker amble along a road walking past stacks of rubbish hidden in the bushes 10ft next to them.Literal community volunteer groups made up of mostly 50+ year old people and pensioners are more motivated to clear the crap on our streets than the people paid to it. It's like in some videogames modders produce better quality content than the developers themselves - because they're not on a pay-roll.
I can't be arsed using a bin so this wrapper is going on the street. You will fucking pick it up for me litter boy.
I stood for what was right and got snuffed out xFuck the lot x
>>82412349>NIMBY is a weird from of tribalism isn't it? I don't know whether I'm all for or against it.thing is it would have made me part of the in-group. but the lady made some catty comment about how the society is trying to keep the area nice: they're from the GOOD parts, bit more 'middle class'. i thought she was joking or being sarcastic at first, i don't travel in circles where that would be a complimentary/positive thing.but yeah i guess the sweet old ladies and retired blokes would like a traditionally working-class area with a few nice houses to be nothing BUT the nice houses, with the right kind of people.maybe i'd be their weird outlier, some younger NEET who's fallen on hard times, still a decent lad. but really, i just wanted to tidy up rubbish.
>>82412215Don't fucking treat me like an imbecile.>>82412235What cut did you watch mate? The new cut doesn't have all the porn that Hustler edited in originally but I refuse to take it as an Ultimate Cut due to Tinto Brass having no involvement.
meltdown at Flamingo Land in 3...2...1...
yeah yous mentioned it earlier, Caligula sounds like a mess. read the review of the new cut in The Guardian, by removing the added sex it makes it more of a drama with a good performance by Malcolm McDowell etc etc. but then it loses the chaos and sauciness.sounds like one of those situations where you can't win. like how some people just want Robotech, not Macross.
another Blood Moon tomorrow, lads.
>>82412456Yeah I'll probably watch it at some point, I'm sure Malcolm McDowell is great and they did butcher the original... can't be doing cuts without the director though IMO, bit shady.Another film Alexander has like 4 cuts at this point, same with shit like Blade Runner though removing that stupid fucking narration was the right choice.Prefer Tinto Brass making wholesome Italian smut anyway. He's not built for Hollywood. Salon Kitty it KINO.
>>82412483What's the significance of this? Just a red moon or summin?
>>82412487thing is, if they bring the director back to restore their 'original vision' later, a lot of them add/change stupid shit (and i'm including Blade Runner here).Brazil had a happy ending because that's what the studio wanted, Terry Gilliam fixed it, good stuff. George Lucas restored the nude scenes to THX-1138, but he ALSO added CGI cars and CGI monkeys.same way there are film preservationists who did not work on the original film, maybe they could hire someone to cobble together the best possible 'fan edit' that stays true to, say, an earlier edit/draft.
>>82412513yeah basically.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8739rrez23owe had one a few months ago, was comfy watching it with /britfeel/. we all under the same moon
I can't fucking be bothered so you will pick it up for me. Chop chop. There's a good boy.
>>82412546for a second there i thought you were talking about film editing
>>82412522George Lucas should have added nudity to The Clone Wars, would have made it watchable.Studios always meddling, even forced Sam Raimi to change the ending of Army of Darkness.There was a period in the 2000s where every film had to have a director's cut DVD even when not necessary.The ABSOLUTE BEST director's cut, IMO, is Kingdom of Heaven. Turns it from a mediocre film into one of the best films ever made. Also the full 4 hour cut of Once Upon a Time in America.>>82412531Might give it a look if I remember.
James Cameron is upscaling his films with AI now.we had smooth, plastic Arnie in that Predator Blu-ray. now we've got sharpened, extra wrinkly Arnie.
>>82412603>in the 2000s where every film had to have a director's cut DVD even when not necessary.it felt like you went to the pictures to see it, then the 'full' film was what came out on DVD. every advert would say it had 12 minutes of extra footage or whatever. and thus you had Spider Man "2.1" (what the hell)i'm one of those plebs who prefers the theatrical Lord of the Rings films to the extended versions. they're still long, epic adventures, but they're nicely paced.
>>82412614The True Lies 4K is a smeary fucking mess but it never got a decent release so it's the best we'll get. Same with The Abyss. Cameron and Peter Jackson love AI/DNR.>>82412638I also prefer theatrical LOTR and will watch those most of the time. Jackson even said himself those are the perfect versions in regards to pacing. The extended are just for superfans which I admittedly am but still prefer the theatricals.The documentaries that came with the extended DVDs were kino though.
>>82412661>AI>Peter Jacksonthe World War I and Beatles stuff i kind of understand. i mean we've been colourising and touching up old photos/film since forever. which pretty much involves SOME invention.but just upscaling a film? nah. scan the original film! i guess tidy up obvious blemishes and fix colours, but everyone likes noise/grain now. EVERYONE AGREES.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oBEzKm9grM>A 4K HDR sample from my Extended Star Wars Episode I Cut, simply titled "The Phantom Menace - Extended Edition".>I wanted to create the longest possible cut of Episode I, as most edits want to make it significantly shorter, let's go with the exact opposite and make an extended cut. fuck yea, the most possible TPM there could ever be.>brand new A.I. upscales of many of the deleted scenes. oh. well. mite b cool.
>>82412745episode 1 is so good, bros. Best SW movie.
>>82408938I tried Marmite for the first time. Niggas on YT act like it's worst stuff ever.So I put a little bit on toast with cheese.NOT BAD AT ALL.YT lied.
>>82412713Looks like when I enable noise reduction on my OLED, kek.>>82412800Best music in the series for sure.>>82412951I hate the stuff. Acquired taste innit?
I found some more chocolate wrappers in my bag. I will dump those on the street too. Chop chop. You will fucking do as your master commands.
>>82412376I was doing the Ubuntu brown back then. Used to get free cds.
State of these old fogeys virtue signalling... they came of age in a piss easy job market where one man could buy a cheap house and raise a family with the wife at home... now they want a pat on the back for picking up crisp packets. Jog on.
>>82413041Me gran saves up all the dirty crisp packets and takes them to the supermarket. They're so greenwashed. Imagine wasting your time cleaning and sorting rubbish.
Listen manI would worked all me life if it wasn't for.me autism xI didn't choose to be borns x
Took over Flamingo Land me xThe African security lids know the score xhttps://youtu.be/y3OBsTTUsjk?si=jmGO1pU3EHab3dPh
he lives in a care home haha.
Fuck StarmerFuck FarageFuck the Tories Fuck Qatar Fuck Saudi Arabia Fuck IsraelFuck GazaFuck VenzeulaFuck Alton TowersFuck the middle classFuck the lot of ya x
Is autism really considered "the golden ticket" as HHL says? How many lads here aren't working due to autism?
>>82413166I'm on holiday pal. Something you can't afford. Probably never the house in years. Sad!
I get tested for ADHD x
>>82413203True lad. I can't get anyone to sign my passport application anyway. Fuck the red tape for British citizens like me.
Been pushed suicides all me lifeNot even allowed to express myself. I censored by fascists.
Necking these wokkles now then crashingnout.It's over x
>>82413188Kinda, me at least. I had a point where, once I got my diagnosis, they basically only called me in every 6 months because they labelled me as 'unfit for work'. I basically had to ask them to treat me as normal to get help to find work.
You will fucking pick up after me. I order you to clean my mess. I can't be fucking bothered so you will do it for me. Clown.
You will do as I say bin boy.
Will never work. That's what immigration is for. Exploit the browns, not me.
Why are women so complete?Even the most attractive man is nothing next to average women in divinity. What do we lack that they have?
>>82413265You will fucking work in the warehouse and pack boxes for women's materialistic needs, you incel mong
Flamingo Land knows the fucking score xOh aye xhttps://youtu.be/TXsLtExsZow?si=WweIswH1V1-G7f4U
you don't have your tripcode, did you take that new laptop with you?or are you posting this on a phone?you're on holiday (sort of). do holiday things.
I think that cam should hit me up on discord
Charlie Sheen probably got AIDS when he was fucking men while on crack. He said it turned him gay! Fuckin ell. Don't do drugs people.
My life is nothing but a comedy x
Need them spacker kids to continue my NEET legacy. Need to meet a lass who is willing to raise disabled kids while I go out and get wissed. The modern family x
if money was no issue and the goverment or whoever just wouldnt come after you, would you buy a motorhome and live in it for the rest of your life? just driving around and neeting nation wide?
Me? Loving life right now. Blocked nose, sore throat and a headache all while shivering under the duvet. It so lush at 5am. Kino feels, truly.
Just necked some wraps meNecking them woritos nowsPipe downs x
Garn beddingtons nowsFlamingo Land won x
Good threads today lads, cheers.Good night.
>>82414492Goodnight lid.
>>82414148Ckin ell. Winter coming early at your house ay?
>>82413631I want both cam and shippy to return. The power couple.
Good morning de lits. Rise and shine.
>>82414829Kinell lad keep it down a bit we trying to sleep here
>>82414949Apologies lad. I will try to stay quiet.
You arrive at the dog track only to see a ruddy-faced Stephen Fry opening the tailgate of his Land Rover defender, and Cam- wearing only a matching set of pastel blue and white striped underwear and a black leather collar- leaping out. Cam kneels eagerly before Stephen, longing for him to attach the lead on to his collar. He lets out a playful, yapping bark as Stephen retrieves a small glass bottle full of white powder and a small ivory spoon. Cam is shaking from the anticipation and the winter's wind on his pale skin. "One for the vet," grumbles Stephen as he loads up the spoon, taking up the powder with a gruff snort. He loads up the spoon again. "And one for my puppy..." Cam greedily insufflates his pre-race ketamine to the tune of Stephen's chortling; his body visibly slackening in ecstasy. An odd sight, sure, but had you looked at the race card, you'd have realised that today of all days is the Sheffield fag-racing derby. All around you are fat, old homosexuals dressed in various colours of corduroy trousers and barbour wax jackets, sipping from hip flasks, with their twinks in tow. "I keep mine plied with MDMA and sissy hypno" says one of the fungible old queers to Stephen. "I seem to find that chastity and ketamine work the best for keeping him docile-" Stephen is cut off by Cam leaping up and barking "WHO?" Stephen immediately slaps him one, and he sheepishly returns to all fours. "Terribly sorry- he gets like this when he's not been buggered senseless for a while." They chuckle before parting ways- both of their faggots to be fitted up with their coats and loaded in to the traps.
Cam is drawn for trap 5, and puts up some forlorn resistance as Stephen pulls the bright orange coat over his head. As he stands, it is obvious that there is a wet patch on his underwear. "It's all the humiliation you see," Stephen explains to one of the officials, "He just can't get enough of it." With that, all 6 of the faggots due to run that race are bundled in to the traps. The bell rings, the hare starts, and they're off.
>>82415101>>82415110Hello, police? I'd like to report some stolen drivel.
Slapping my own arse is oddly arousing
Helen is my rock. Beautiful woman she is.
>have dream about cuddling with girl talking about random bullshit>wake up and have to exist in real life againi dont know how much longer i can hang on lads.
Everyday we above ground is a bad de lads get in!
Mark bringing us up to speed with things. Good morning de lits. https://youtu.be/cio2fSaJJtM?si=XXFAluHWbD6_Rc6Z
seasideMARK Saturday morning long uploafs bringing you up to speedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cio2fSaJJtM
>>82412416It was on amazon. I don't know enough about it to say which version I saw. It was very rude.
corr that's me brought up to speed
Morning de lats*looks north*And a morning de ltds*looks east*Muurning de lats*looks south*And a morning de lats*looks west*
>>82415959morning de lidsmorning de lids
They sent him the wrong blinds. He need no drill needed.
>>82416065It's a family theme park with rides for all ages.
>>82416031it not fucking right not one bit
HIS LIVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzfmYMyqyWY
urgh mur gurd it's murning tarmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wlffl6ZVgog
>>82416112Mark needs a drill
It mornin
Grown man, doesn't own a drill.
alright there, de peppers
*stands in the corner of the thread body popping*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wlffl6ZVgog
Oh, I played the same song*stands in the corner of the thread feeling embarrassed*
Brian de Pepper
SSM proving on camera he is more than capable of working
>>82416262can't show hidden disabilities in this photocheck mate job advisor
oh aye. let's see you not deliver my post TODAY, Royal Mail.
If you can put up blinds you can run a financial investment company.
>>82416276Don't use Facebook mate, sorry. Can you not just post whatever it is?
>>82416276HELLO DARREN SUTTON IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU
>>82416274If you know the alphabet, there's nothing stopping you becoming a published writer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LFxr2bUEUY
if the postie can deliver my cans of pop, he can delivery my other parcels.
>>82416296I wanna fuck me Royal Mail postie she's really cute and has a nice arse packed into her trousers.
>>82416298i just want mine to deliver my pop. saw a traditional pop man yesterday. just going round, delivering pop. classic.hope you can fuck the pop man some day, anon.
>>82416286>It's a couple of videosfascinating
>>82416321>me and chika engaging in anal sex:o
>>82416319Low key is desu, as expected its mostly kids and boomers
>>82416321chika wouldn't do that
11am. i suppose a heavy parcel MIGHT come separately to lighter post? that would explain the separate postie-doing-his-rounds and van-pulling-in delivery the other day.got to stay sharp. risked everything just now, going in the shower.
11 o'clock on a Saturday morning and the girlies are itching for some dolly drama
Chika is a homosexual of convenience.
>>82416298Think of the stamina she has in her thighs, can probably hold all sorts of positions around the hose while being rodgered.>"Will you take my special delivery luv? uhhhhhnnnngg! ahhhh fuuuuuuck! fuck fuck fuck hurrrrrrghhh!"ask her like that it's a winner everytime.
>>82416331I sent a lead lined box to Italy. It took 20 days lol. Wasn't even radioactive. They didn't open the parcel either so they must have some lead penetrating scanners now.
I unironically have enormous respect for Graham Linehan. Absolute hero.
>>82416329Yes I would desu desu
>>82416350>I sent a lead lined box to Italy.what on earth
>>82416344You've just given me an idea for a bot in Spicy Chat. Gonna be lush.
>>82416362Bone samples for analysis.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE it was JUST the pop. bloke comes up and gives me a crate of pop. where's the rest of my post?
>>82416376Lad you seem to spend your entire life waiting on more packages.
>>82416380story of our postal service, eh?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ceq25w34lv4o
>>82416370oh, fair enough lad
someone died. inform the imaginary frogs xD
*informa the apus I shall be wanking to JAV all day*
Mouth hoovering up pussy with incredible suction.
are you meant to report nurses if you hear them talking about chakras and crystals?
>>82416420Just give their pussy slippy finger as punishment. x
Sucking up the vaginal fluids from the squeaky wet pussy of a petite Wapanese lass.
Online dolly obsessed mong got a spanking from nanny https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tnum/82408938/deleted/deleted/page/1/
NEW LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rA0vRysqFQ
https://london.mocomuseum.com/robbie-williams-radical-honesty/Robbie Williams put his vulnerabilities into words. and what do the art critics do?https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2025/may/06/robbie-williams-radical-honesty-moco-london-art-exhibition-take-thatthey mock and they laugh, like common twolls.
now the unknown is, was that THE post? downside to propping the door open is he could have delivered all the other post to the other flats, rather than left any of it downstairs. didn't buzz because the door was wedged open.looked like a younger bloke than usual. mind you, he was already dashing down the stairs by the time i answered the door. big crate of pop cans between us.
>>82416438Yes, but what are your thoughts on Japanese vaginas?
maybe he was running off annoyed, or even scared. "ugh, it's THAT bloke. he'll be upset about those parcels we stole."
>>82416455Amazon Echo doesn't work. Amazon con con him. It not rite
Finally got the entire trilogy on Blu-ray, lads. Love John Ford.
tracked post can arrive on a Sunday now, anyway.so even if it doesn't arrive today, that means it's due tomorrow.
if i thought on, i would have posted myself a first-class letter yesterday.can you still buy single stamps? where do you get them from? supermarkets, even post offices, always do that "we sell them in booklets, do you want 9 or 12?" shite. i want one. a single stamp.
Kek he smashed it up in a fit of rage
that last time someone else got a parcel from a Royal Mail van, and then i got my post afterwards, the post came at 12:15ish.so i'm not worried. probably be here any minute now.
Trekkie brekkie at that American Diner. It lush and I mean LUSH. Got them pancakes on tap.
>>82416588Corr looks lush that. Life's better when you're not doing your wollocks in on the wrugs and eating delicious meals made for a NEET king.
>>82416588Tell thats not in America. They don't eat our sausages
>>82416521Missed the ending. Fully smashed the echo into bits?
Who watching the great north run tomorrow?
>>82416619wouldn't dare marra
>>82416611It's the American themed diner at Flamingo Land. I went there years ago when I was like 17.
>>82416647>Flamingo LandYou HHL?
>>82416616Yeah kek. He was lobbing it against the floor mumbling "oh well, you win some and you lose some"
is HHL actually there as part of some disabled group trip?
>>82416665Yes lad. They go every year.
>>82416654Yeah it's me HHL
you're like teen girls obsessed with members of a boy band lmfao
Kinda jealous Helper gets to go on multiple holidays every year. I haven't gone on a holiday since 2018.
Coffee shop mong in Wolverhampton.
shall be giving the post until 1pm
ssm has 5 holidays a year. I hope that's alright with you de lads
>>82416713Of course it's alright with me de lad. I get nice Youtube videos out of him and that's better than what most of my tax-quids get spent on.
1pm. i think i've been more than reasonable.time to hit the trams and wait until Monday.
She tried to fucked me life up. Now I am free to seek some answers bitch. Females are nasty. Don't ever trust them. They lie and cry. Every fucking npc believes them too.
>>82416913i can't tell if you're HHL. you were going on possibly about some Tinder lass, the other night? mixed in with his ranting and ravings.tell us your tale, lad.
>>82416921Nah can't say much here for certain reasons. Maybe down the line. Got to keep me head down for now.
>>82416913your mum not made you weetabix this morning lad?
>>82416928I'm just getting out of bed ready to get some actually mong.
>>82416948i hope the milk is turning funny
>>82416913Mumberg problems is it Ruthmong
>>82416923can you at least give us some hint, lad?suspect i've been there myself. woman lied/gossiped, it made ZERO sense (outright contradictory, some major irony) but it fucked with my head. my advice: don't engage, don't take drugs.
ruthmong is only getting a small portion of turkey dinosaurs for his tea tonight for being in a foul mood
>>82416973Phwoar I fell for the turkey dinosaurs meme a few weeks ago. Thought it'd be funny for my lad. They were atrocious. Barely any meat in them and the diplodocus lost its head in the airfryer.
Persona change
terminally on 4chan lol
Jack hammering chika's bussy
>>82416992this is me. except sometimes i sleep. and if a film i'm watching in the background is REALLY good, i'll even watch it full-screen.
>>82416953No it not her. Anyway, let's be positive now.
Who is this mystery woman in Ruthmong's life?
Might have a wank soon. Aye, highly probable.
if you're having girl problems, i feel bad for you, ladI got 99 problems, but my wife ain't bad ;)
hes having slag issues
Why her dad support Labour?
His name was Darren Sutton.
He had a filled up concert in Cardiff attended by thousands of females. Didn't he brutally beat up a female and rape others? I just don't understand why females can support someone like this. This is what boils my blood so much.
lots of slow threads recently, has everyone left
>Casino rings me up>Won 500 quid in a prize draw
>>82417142i bet if you twatted a woman no one would come to see you sing would they lad? life isnt fair for lads like us
>>82417142i mean i'd assume a lot of musicians like this end up doing a few rapes and beatings. coke-fuelled parties and that.i think we just look at it differently, now. of course people are still going to fancy him. and i guess after some amount of time, you'll be 'un-cancelled'. an author's meant to just stop writing books? can they find another job?
Punching a woman (consensually) hard in the face multiple times as you cum inside her. Well it's just a bit of fun, isn't it?
It's sad the number of pubs is decreasing as more people turn to healthier lifestyles.. How do we go about making alcoholism attractive once again?
>>82417199Reduce prices. Pub and even beers at home has simply gotten too expensive.
my only problems are do I eat my caramalised onion big sosij roll now or later and do I make a sandwich out of it or not as well as how to season my burgers for din dins, thinking salt, pepper, onion powder, cajun seasoning with cheese pasta + home made sauce + a dollop of sour cream. Oh aye.
>>82417199not sure if people are healthier, they might be drinking less but theres so much shit food around these days, my town has a drive thru taco bell for fucks sake
>>82417212Sounds lush lad can I come round for dinner?
>>82417232if you bring tins you can
>>82417199>Pubs are shit>Drunks are unbearable >Prices are fucking stupidLet them all close, they are full of mongs anyway
>>82417206>reduce pricesNever. Every pub landlord I've met has been an obnoxious, tax-evading twat. They know there are regulars who will always keep coming back no matter the price. >>82417249Agree. Hate pub culture. Sooner we move away from it the better we can be as a country. There's too many alcoholics around these days. Always see dried up puke not far from my local.
>>82417199i feel like it's just going full-circle, but do some campaign saying that going to the pub means socialising. zoomers need to get out more. we need to save businesses, forget apps/Amazon. and ditch social media! real socialising is good for your mental health!millennials can't wire plugs, zoomers can't use the internet properly, gen alpha might lose the ability to converse. we need to push them into pubs, reduce the drinking age if we have to.
Actually played a lot q3 in the early 00s with a guy named Darren Sutton
>>82417286its easy lad, just leagiaize smoking of the ol jazz cabbage only in pubs, watch the places come back to life over night
>>82417286Pubs are too old fashioned full of mostly old drunks that get all pissy when a few young lads are a bit too loud. It's no wonder why zoomers just would rather get pissed at home and doomscroll social media all night. It sad socialising has come to this. The prices are intentionally high to deter young people from going. Old people have way too much retirement money so they'll be willing to pay those stupid prices pubs charge these days.
corr looks like the duck and drake corr do a lovely pint in there corr
>>82417329this might work.>>82417364thing is, pubs themselves don't have to change, nor should they. e.g. you could remodel them to be hip with da yoof, but i think it's better to get da yoof INTO pubs.tell them it's like when they go on their Discord servers, except it's in-person. or the less geeky ones, it's like Instagram, except you see each other live. without filters. like a challenge.(it's possible i don't understand young people.)
gunna pull of my skin
>>82417395even when i was young i hated young people in pubsto be fair i like "quiet pubs", where its more hubbub and mates laughing rather than "CHUG CHUG CHUG" shitei wanted to be able to actually fucking talk to my mates and hear them
Gonna cum inside a Japanese JAV star who is playing up her petite frame and has a one piece swimsuit tanline painted on.
>>82417431That's oddly specific there pal.
15 days until autumn my friends
>>82417419yeah agreed. and even the actual drinking part, the goal doesn't have to be to get pissed. a few drinks serves a useful social function. would be nice if we didn't 'need' that, but hey-ho.same way we have cat cafes and things, imagine proposing it like a new idea nowadays. "it's a big house, you can just walk in, and chat with your mates. maybe even other people. like it's Skyrim."
>>82417458Wonder if she'll carve a pumpkin with Will. Seems like a cute thing to do when you're in a relationship.
>>82417462I like it when you get proper pissed but just avoiding "blackout". I was only out recently with some mates and when they start getting excessively passionate about shit cos they're too pissed up is arguably always the highlight.But I get your point as even though I want that, I bet 90% of people can't handle their booze to reach that point.I think the problem with your idea is that it has to have/do something thats better and more convenient than just sitting at home. Thats why cinemas are dying now everyone has a cinema experience at home without the drawbacks Cat Cafes are gimmicks to bait people in and in theory it gives you the experience of having a cat without actually being responsible for it.Maybe if you made your pub LAN-party or couch co-op focused or something I can imagine that working. You get to play shit like gang beasts without everyone needing a copy or getting setup etc.
>>82417490>Maybe if you made your pub LAN-party or couch co-op focused or somethingGod no, just no lad, the nerds will get glassed by any normal person trying to get wissed listening to that shite all night lmao
Make sure you put your phone in a faraday cage at 3PM tomorrow. The government is going to waste your battery and spy on you. They will collect all the locations of phones at this time to better understand our habits.
>>82417507They can collect our phone location at any time you boring spacker.
>>82417504It'd be marketed to normies not nerds, also I think you'll find normies can tolerate nerds or tryhards when its casual and the environment is half nerdy.Remember a lot of school being nerds and popular chads bonding over Guitar Hero from time to time.
>>82417515I don't own a smartphone. You need to stop the signals from the Intel Management Engine on most computers too but I suspect that is 3G and no longer working.
>YOU'RE BEING WATCHED AT ALL TIMESMust be a good way to cut 30 odd years off your life constantly being paranoid about that shit
kind of annoyed when board game cafes DON'T do booze, tbqh. yeah there are precious pieces of cardboard around, but that's already a problem with energy drinks and that.a few of them will have a PlayStation in the corner or whatever, bit more chill. maybe you COULD go to a mate's house, but you want to get out.seen actual LAN centres, and i feel like no way in hell would they let you have a pint by their PCs ;__;
SSM giving away his itemshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjB-fKlHoow
>>82417558Have you seen them face recognition vans yet? They're becoming more common. It won't be just for big events. It'll be the norm soon...built into all the CCTV cameras. That's why they want your photo just to have a fucking wank. Match you against it when you are caught dropping a ciggie in the town or said a bad word to someone.You know what's fucking sad? Normies endorse it.
anon's gchq handler watching him fuck his stoya fleshlight for the fifth time today
>>82417458Its autumn now
anon's favourite auditor pretending that winding people up and putting their reactions on youtube is the same as the police recording you and putting it in a private database for crime prevention and detection
>>82417601Sorry mate, /britfeel/ goes by the September equinox for Autumn.
>>82417589How the fuck any company is still handing out phones to that utter spastic is beyond me lmao
>>82417589I wonder how much his dad actually left him. Must have been at least 20k going by all the money he is burning through
>>82417606If I walked by a police face recognition van with a mask on, they'd stop me. They wouldn't stop a woman wearing a burka, though. I don't fucking agree with this shit one bit. Neither should you.
remember there was that Hunted programme on Channel 4, guessing about evading surveillance or something.their marketing was putting these signs everywhere with paranoia shit. it WAS genuinely spooky: i was visiting pals in London. smoking a fair bit of weed. and cash machines had signs, "YOUR EVERY MOVE IS BEING TRACKED." aaaaa
>>82417639The autism walk is a dead giveaway lad
>>82417662Best thing I can do is put face paint on. They won't make me take that off. That will go against my human rights wouldn't it?
For me? It's Surveillance Camera Man.
wops sitting on my face
>>82417679Bet she's got a really pungent fanny.
Have gay sex anon
>>82417666i dont know lad, best thing to do is stop worrying so much about completely made up scenarios in your head tbqh
>>82417678Auditors just made it so much more annoying now. Imagine willingly walking into a Jobcentre filming everything just to get the police to carry you out.
They ask you how you're doing. Of course you say you can't complain. When you're squeezed for information, that's when you've got to play it dumb. you just say you're out there waiting...waiting.
Lovely red hairy bush
>>82417695SCM was more a Louis Theroux type, just finding weirdos on the street and watching them react.
>>82417705I'd dive right in there, looks lush and I mean lush.
>>82417695PTTP was the best at this. TLA is doing the same thing but isn't as good.
Wonder what pro-Palestine protest Veitch is filming today
>>82417708There's silent auditors in his style.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erOChujZi-U
>>82417733been to manchester a few times recently, would love to see charlie kicking a smackhead IRL but never bumped into him yet
>>82417717It's a shame Power to the Proletariat died in a motorcycle crash. Probably orchestrated by some higher government force. TLA is only good when people get aggressive.
>>82417735Don't give a fuck about "auditors." SCM wasn't an auditor he was just intentionally winding people up and that was why it was funny. Auditor mongs think they're doing a public service.
>>82417744Ask him about his criminal convictions for abusing women. Ask him why he has a very young girlfriend. Horrible man.
fuckin zoomerswhen i was a kid, i don't think anyone wanted to be a television presenter. maybe an actor or musician, bot not just 'on telly' for the sake of it.
>>82417750I could do the same thing but I'd be branded some idiot auditor.
>>82417765We are truly fucked. Not that I care anyway. I wouldn't want to work just to live a shit life still.
Someone needs to inform the Flamingo Land staff that there is a paedophile on their premises
>>82417767instead you're just an idiot.
tedious mentally stunted men
>>82417749He isn't dead, but he did suffer life changing injuries
>>82417692Ruthmong hasn't been outside in years, his fantasy is the only thing he has.
Corr new thread soonish
>>82417785Prove it lad. You won't. He's definitely dead. Rozzers probably moved him when he broke his back.
>>82417802I have no solid proof, but this guy seems to know something
>>82417765What kind of kid chooses teacher. What a shitty list.
>>82417765>when i was a kid, i don't think anyone wanted to be a television presenterThen I reckon you're retarded mate. Even as a 90s kid many wanted to be a celeb or on tv, maybe not specifically presenter but to be "famous" was like no1 besides doctor etc
three migrant men each on mobility scooters rocked up to the car park behind our house with a litle trailer. They finally took my old chest of drawers away. They're slacking though. It's been out since WEDNESDAY.Always love to see completely abled bodied migrants on their scammed scooters though.
I miss my mentally ill asmr lass. Turns out she is fucking some older man in his 30s.
>>82417865based migrants.and based kerbside-dumper anon. i've furnished two whole flats with stuff i've scrounged.
based scrounger anon ITT
Did she honestly think that was me? Hahaha. She is fucking stupid. Stop getting pissed lass.
scared off some other scroungers once. this Asian family who used to go around taking EVERYTHING, i saw them rummaging through people's bins. had to walk down that alley, the mother saw me approaching, nudged her kids, and they moved on.any theories what that one was about? doubt it was scraps of food, but what valuable items could you find in wheelie bins? maybe discarded post, for scams?
new thread for british lads with feelings>>82417969>>82417969
500th post be done
