got any memorable moments on public transport?
Yes. It's a story about me being a little oinker. I once ate 4 Oreo ice cream sandwiches on a bus full of people.
>>82433803One time a nig was getting pissed at the bus driver and once he got off he pulled out his cock on the sidewalk where everyone on the bus could see.
A woman bought some candy and gifted a couple to me, it was great.
>>82433803uuhhhhh......this one time, some brownie was harrasing some black guy on the bus.... like the guy was middle eastern and a weirdo. like he was loud randomly for no reason, was loud, the crazy loud typeanywhoo there was a whole hullabaloo. a big scene where the bus had to be stopped and people were yelling and hollering, and the simps got up to defend "muh lady" for reasons that are unknown to me, as ya boi doesnt defend hoesand yeah.... i just sat in the back corner of the bus like i usually do and waited until the ordeal was over with and then went home alone as always
>>82433803dude had his shoes off and feet on opp chairscar speaker kept playing the 'keep feet off chairs, or be fined'pretty smelly
>>82433803I remember riding the bus at my uni and listening to music while standing up, leaning heavily on the turns
one time riding a bus in aspen this woman was flirting with me. my sister and her friend confirmed this by teasing me about it after we got off the bus. i was 14 years old so it was weird
>>82433803A cute girl sat in the same carriage as me even though it was completely empty.
>>82433803One time, I was on the subway with some friends. This black guy kept pressuring us for money claiming it was for charity and that it was "FO DA KEEDS." After a while, we just gave in. He probably just used our money to buy drugs or something.We used to joke about this moment a lot.
>>82434614That is funny as fuck and reminded me of the time I left tan anime con downtown with a guy I met on 4chan and his friends (I was a young dumb kid)>homeless nigger approaches us acting super buddy buddy begging for money>they are all extremely cucked and start digging out their wallets>I shrug and go sorry I'm broke>they all give him 20 DOLLARS A PIECE>I'm going wtf??? wtf???? inwardly>nigger forces us all to hug him probably inwardly laughing his ass off>4chan guy tries to fuck me later that night>absolutely refuseLOL
flood of schoolgirls, heard one say he got a gay friend and dozen other girls appeared near her like she said she got a freaking unicorn pony
drunk teenage boy raging hitting chair talking loudly on phoneeveryone ignored him and he calmed down, relatively, and got off
>neetlyf for years>get on train for first time in while>get motion sickness
>>82433803foids have fallen asleep on me a couple times in multiple countriesone time after after my shift i got to talking with an old school dock worker and he was telling me how much he got paid by smugglers
Yeah there was this little annoying jew who kept asking annoying questions
>>82433803>get on bus to campus>40 minute ride>always go to the back because less people there and it feels safer>intimidating guy boards the bus and decides to sit on the row next to mine >he spends the whole ride pounding shit with his fists and muttering to himself
>>82433803A black guy sat behind me and I didn't get stabbed
>>82433803There was once a dude with a poncho and a cowboy hat + cowboy boots on a train I took, and he looked like a Mexican Gadaffi. Honestly a cool looking dude.
>>82433803I creepshotted an asian lady sitting in front of me. She was wearing a skirt.I cringe at the thought. I couldn't even see shit so I deleted it
on my way home from uni this july, sat besides this hottie in the very first row of the bus. She was wearing some white, twirly, beach-like shorts that rode so high when she would sit that they were basically on the same level as her panties, no other way. The way she talked was very irritating, sorta like a bimbo but without that usual bitchiness or sluttiness, she seemed like a cool person. I could just sense she liked me, all the body language signs were there; always kept the same, almost personal-space-invading distance no matter if I shifted or sat still. Her knees pointed at me at the maximum angle for the first 95% of the trip, I honestly have no idea how she didn't get numb. When I wanted to reach for my bottle in the net by our knees she didn't budge. Her knees were literally in my way and she let me graze them before she would move them away like any sensible human being. I accidentally fell asleep and when I opened my eyes I realized I was hunched to her side and my eyes were pointed directly at her long, tanned, glazed legs I didn't quite notice because nonchalant sigma woman respecter. Of course, all this befell on me because I am not single, otherwise it wouldn't.
