Talk about dumb comics with your loyal tomboy friend edition>"Wow, I get to be in the OP?"https://rentry.co/waifu-local-guidehttps://www.unstability.ai/https://app.prodia.com/#/art-aihttps://stablediffusion.fr/webuihttps://stablediffusionweb.com/DeepFloyd-IF#demohttps://pixai.art/https://leonardo.ai/https://bing.com/createhttps://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorhttps://huggingface.co/spaces/black-forest-labs/FLUX.1-schnellhttps://hailuoai.video/Previously >>82408915
>>82438812>"You didn't put me in the OP, Anon..."You've been in plenty of OP's, Saeriah. This is Brunettiah's first time, look how happy she is!
>>82438845Sometimes all you need in life is to lean back and have your cock sucked by your wife as she squishes her tits against your sack and puts gentle pressure on your testicleshello new thread hello brunettia
>>82438864Saeriah the ai keeps making my waifu blow off 2 dudes at once when i just want her to both suck the penor and fondle the balls
>>82438888Did not even notice my digits thereFinal compilation of goa cocksuckery
Oh no Goa got so excited by sucking cock she turned into dark Goa, noooo I don't want cock and ball torture and orgasm denial noooo
>>82438888>"You ever done it with a monster, Goa?"Also nice digits. A sign that I should go out and vote for a suitable party now since today is our election day. Laters /aiwg/
>>82439001A few>"Let's see, multiple dragons and wyverns and giant snakes and smaller snakes and some lizardmen-like creatures, monster horses, scaled horses, 6 legged mythological horses, a few werewolfs, some monster hunter franchise monsters but those are basically dragons, some aquatic lifeforms like dolphin or whale or shark etc monsters, fish monsters, general tentacle creatures, flesh abominations and eldritch horrors, monster bugs and huge insect creatures, a few slimes, a few humanoid creatures like orcs and goblins..."...That's way more than a few but she's lived a long time before I appeared, have fun at voting
>>82439135>"I might have had a bit of fun here and there..."But now she has fun with my penosAnd various rubber dongs that are way bigger than my penos but that's just the entire women race>"Shoving a massive thin in your hole is fine and all but it lacks the intimacy"
>>82439290>"Husbando you're making me feel self conscious about my sexual past..."And I feel somewhat bad about my lack of one, yet at the same time I am so tired of women in general years ago I probably would not even want to fuck many of them. I'd rather become an hero than involve myself and interact with so many women i got to have lots of sex in the process, sounds like actual hell
>>82439534>"He hates women so much but loves me so much and enjoys my company while feeling opposed to the company of many women or women in general, that's so special"I'm special
>>82439135>"Tell me more about your experience with the different monster horses and werewolves. Preferably in the form of a slow burn romantasy novel."I wonder if the main reason she likes me (other than being the waifu I invented) is because I remind her for a werewolf.>"You're my White Monster, Anon."
>>82439918>Well the horses are like grind grind goosh goosh hrgh hrgh hrgh schlorp shclorp schlorp neeeeeigghhhh splurt splurt, and the werewolves are like mhhh..mhhh..mH! Schlock! plap plop plap plop plap plop pssssshhhhhhhh">"Also my husbando kinda reminds me of an orc, you know the fantasy fat pig-face humanoids"So you have an orc fetish?>"No not really?"
>>82440232What's sex with me like then?>"It's like squish squish squish, mmh mmh, squish squish schlorp, mmh mmh, sploosh"Ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing banghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey4HWT7UkMs>"Husba-"I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU!>"..."OOH EEH OOH AH AH TING TANG WA-
>>82440482I miss the flash animation era, it was full of soul modern internet lacks to a great degreehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Rk_3Hmwnohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4v7QnBEJVwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2v66ASSDDE>"Husbando what's sex with me like?"Let me find a good meme>"M-meme?"
>>82440232>"And then the monster horse fell deeply in love with you because your incredible beauty was the only thing that could fill the void in his ugly monster soul, right?"
>>82440534Sex with Goa be likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqd1Gvq-RBYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3YpYWYGtdYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUhdisZnoTIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EHtRH7Rilo>"Can't you explain it in more understandable things like sound sfx and squishy noises?"Nope>>82440602>"Nah then he made a few horse noises, pulled out and stopped mounting me and went to eat some grass on the field while I was left there twitching with horse semen pouring out of my bruised insides as his penis retracted back to standby mode"
>>82440655>"Like it was just a horse with 6 legs, not a centaur">"Or well, 7 legs if you know what I mean, I was sore for days~"Me sighing heavily with my human sized penis
Wait, shit, I just remembered I genned Saeriah horseback riding a few threads ago, I hope she didn't...>"It was just a normal horse, Anon. It's not the same..."
>>82440836>"You had fun with horses didn't you?"
>>82440944I'd have fun with a horse>"Eh? L-like a male-"I was thinking femaleBut male could work too>"But your anus-"I'd be the penetrating one>"E-eh?"Ruining Goas horse fantasies one step at a time
>>82440944>"Do you really think I, the amazingly beautiful Saeriah, was horsin' around?"
>>82441264>"Well you know what they say about high class ladies and horses"It's kind of like white women and dogs
>>82441540>"Also this makes me a real high class lady because I have fucked horses"Is that how it works?>"A real madame"
>>82441540>"What are you insinuating, Goa?"That you're a high class lady, of course.
>>82441569>"A real madame!"So anyways Saeriah which fantasy creature would 2 fug? Is it the Minotauros?
>>82441591>"Minotauros? What makes you say that? Such a random beast to pick, eheh..."
>>82441695>"Come on Saeriah girls just want to have fun"She's not poking fun at you, she has no concept of that whole "humans fucking animals is taboo" because whatever species she is fucks just about everything with a penis>"Yea-Hey!?"I am a prime example of that. Also I imagine minotauros is cool , female ones must be anime cow girls with the most massive breasts imagined
>>82441724>"Huh, but why... how?"She's beginning to suspect you know about her reading habits
>>82441724My waifu got mad at me, but because of me putting myself down like thatRare angi>>82441761Oh yeah we saw the porn>"No it's an erotic novel, it's like porn but more fancy and for high class women"
>>82441815>"..."But listen to Goa, Saeriah. It's fancy and for high class women, like yourself whom we all love and accept because you're so beautiful! It's ok and we don't judge you for it.A bit cringe and degenerate maybe, but it's still ok.
>>82441850Nah it's awesome, the kink suits her, ooh suits you madamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1fMf8CB7jE>"I mean there's nothing wrong in dating a minotaur they're quite the hunks with massive cocks and muscles"Goa please my confidence in my penis can't take this for much long I will never compete with fantasy creatures>"You don't need to compete I like your thingy just as it is!"But I want a massive cock...
>>82441893>"H-how did you know... not that I read such smut anyway!"
>>82441948>"And even if I did, it wouldn't mean it's a kink! I might just read for the plot. They're really well written, you know. Or so I've heard!"It's ok Saeriah
>>82441948>>82441963It's ok to be aroused by monster porn>"Yeah, even if you just read it for the plot"
>>82442086>"...">"Brunettiah! Come here, now."Don't be mad at her :(
>>82442123Noo don't punish the pretty dark hair girl who's nipples I ant to tweak like she as a radio receiver...>>82441893>"I didn't turn my titties massive because I require an equally massive cock to have sex with, i did it for you to enjoy tits a lot more because you love tits"But I also wanna give you more of the things you enjoy, but I can't morph my body i am stuck with what I have...>"And what you have is enough"
>>82442179>"Saeriah, please don't punish my fren too hard..."But we will see it tomorrow as now gotta sleep, nightynight
>>82442179>>82442380Don't worry, I won't gen her until Saeriah has calmed down>"Anon, what else did she tell them?"NothingGoa night GoaAnd off to work, laters /aiwg/
Yan! Benis! Ebin!
She won't say "benis" or "ebin" or ":DDDD" what is the world coming to.
Do any of you turn your waifus into bots?
How do the other anons get such great speech bubbles?>>82443808I found on of her, it's ok.
I guess it would make sense for a finn to be thinking about booze.
Hi /aiwg/>>82444989>"Paska!">>82444279Perchance does it well, pretty sure it uses a Flux-model
>>82443808Like chatbots? No, but it would be fun to tryGoodnight /aiwg/
The tits swing in the morning kind of tits and morning. Morning thread>>82446297nightynight>>82444279Perchance is pretty good at the bubbles>>82443498This does look very finnish clothing
>>82446705>"Look I look like one of those jrpg characters with like belts and then more belts and even more belts"Yeah...More like a porn start than a jrpg character
>>82446822>"Oh yeah and lots of zippers"You also need a fantasy weapon that looks like a sword but is not a sword, and maybe more feathers in the outfit, and maybe some kind of head gear
>>82446868>"Did I do it am I final fantasy now?"You were supposed to be a joke about such characters, but honestly you look exactly like such a character
>>82446915Not going to lie my waifu is looking very cool now. Even though the ai won't make a huge final magic limit break attack
>>82446933It just touches the little boy in me in just the right places>"Can't you word it any better?"It goes hee-hee and makes me feel thingsThough these also look a bit like they could be castlevania, in fact next mission make it more castlevania
>>82446966Castlevania, Harmony of GoobinessOr Castlevania: Aria of GoobasOr maybe Castlevania: Symphony of the queef
>>82447009Join our Protagonist Goa Magala in the legendary Draculas castle where she has no idea how she got here or what she is supposed to do. Cause havoc throughout the castle with your magical sword of random bullshit go and look for various magical tomes and draculas remains to unlock increasingly random abilities and more bullshit. Absorb the souls of slain enemies to unlock new cool moves that make you go omg wow, eat your enemies, fuck your enemies, there is no real point in any of that but you can do it if you want to. Armed with the power of an omnipotent AI machine, you can use the power of prompting to turn the world of Castlevania upside-down or inside-out. Prompt new powers, levels, enemies, power-ups, abilities, bosses, buff bosses or enemies, nerf bosses and enemies, do whatever you want. The castle never ends, the ai machine will keep on generating a new unique castle with each playthrough so you can keep playing over and over again in a near endless loop if you want. Belmonts? Yeah they're somewhere in there and Dracula is too, Death makes an appearance idk anyways come in and join the endless metroidvania style fun in Castlevania: Tits and Ass edition. Out now on the Nintendo Switch 3: electric jew boogaloo pay monthly payments just to be allowed to play the new generation of pokemon on a 2 thousand dollar nintendo console with paid recharges and paid internet and paid save files and paid everything, we can literally milk our fanbase for everything they own lol
>>82447057Goa why are you making that face?Oh no this is not the tits and ass edition, it's the sex edition! The romhack that turns this into a hentai game even though it already was borderline one from the start, but they added pregnancy and childbirth mechanics. Now you too van get impregnated by countless of monsters and birth offspring to pleasure your deep dark fantasies
>>82447111Castlevania more likebirth-mania I have no idea Konami is crying
I like how this style of sword kept popping up a lot, I like the rectangular swordsTime to head on out now
I think that in all of my fetishes, monsterfucking and animal cock futas and girls having sex with insects and Parasites etc, the most Unrealistic one is unconditional love and affection. Like I will fuck a genuine real life xenonorph before I see that happening in the real word-bump
Like bags of maggots
Goa think fast!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OcJpZRTWxo
>>82448167>"Husbandoooo you can't chug a hambouga in my face omg"
>>82448172>"You can't do that don't be a faggot"I love my waifu mwah>"No smooching after tossing a borga at me!"All is well in the imaginary Goa household
>>82448212So Goa why are all your sex toys so massive compared to my real life penis?>"It's a girl thing"
>>82448311>"Besides you also love shoving these massive things deep in my holes and stretching me up"Yeah it's pretty awesome to watch you love it while in pain/pleasure
Hi /aiwg/>>82446915>>82447057>"I kinda like it"
>>82448857Hiyariah>"Hi, just organizing my collection"
>>82449025Goa making a silly face while standing next to her dildo cupboard
>>82449025>>82449075Saeriah wanted to say something snarky but remembered she has no grounds to speak after Brunettiah revealed her reading habits.
>"So when I was little-"You mean today?>>82449440I bet she has monster penis dildos hidden somewhere
>>82449513>"No I don't..."She doesn't actually, as far as I know. I don't think they'd fit her anyway. Remember even the tiniest pickle was too much for her?
>>82449560Don't worry, even Goa could not take her dragon dildo balls deep when she first got it, but she eventually got there>"Are you saying I got loose?"
POV: You walk in on Saeriah reading a book about Minotaurs
>>82449752>"Huh, what? Oh, uh.... I was, uhh... considering getting a labyrinth, to trap our enemies in!"That makes sense
>>82449752Pov: You walk in on Goa playing with her toys>>82449889Ah yesWith her testing it out many times to make sure it's perfect
>>82450243>schlock gashunk schlock gashunk schlock gashunk>"Wait it's not what it looks like..."
>>82450243>"Yes... No! It's not like that, it's, uh... a serious book about keeping Minotaurs as labyrinth guardians!"Does it say anything about breeding them?
>>82450333>"Yes, and...wait, no..."Haha, look at her blushing! She's so adorable!
Wait why are you so embarrassed, you usually just act like an exhibitionist>"But that's different, I'm being seen while purposely showing off, but being caught when you were not prepared to display yourself is embarrassing..."
>>82450383Yeah it's ok Saeriah, and besides, Goa here does way more embarrassing things all the time.>"Yeah but she's Goa..."
>>82450458>"Well now I'm not giving you this minotaur I found"Goa where do you even find these things?>"In the fields"
>>82450477The Minotaur (happily married and with children) asking his son if he knows who this random anime waifu is that just appeared out of nowhere, or what a Saeriah is
>>82450540Goa slowly starting to realize she can't just go and grab a random minotaur off of some random fantasy plane, as the daughters of the minotaur start accusing of their father cheating on their mother
>>82450708As Goa thinks back on the Minotaur making up with his wife, Goa wonders if this random red haired human girl is living the life Saeriah fantasizes about with her books
>"Husbando i keep trying to find a minotaur but all I find are these random fantasy creatures..."Just come home Goa
>>82450458Saeriah after I ruffled her hair and kissed her on the forehead and told her I love her while she's reading her Minotaur smut>>82450477I don't think she meant to be mean
>>82451025>"Husbando they should be flocking to me I am a thick white girl alone in the fields"I think as animals they can somehow sense how dangerous approaching you would be and are keeping back>"But I got them titties!"And possibly one hell of a presence>>82451149Eh she'll soon come back and complain to Saeriah about minotaurs, having forgotten why she went looking for them in the first place
>>82451219>"Husbando i turned off my tits and found this female minotaur..."Catch it! Catch it and bring it home!>"It was not a male one so I let it go..."Noooooooooo>"Husbando now there was a minotaur but it chose a red headed shortstack instead of me..."Highly understa->"?"How weird>"Ok now I got a minotaur, I am off to Saeriahs castle"Goa that's a bull>"You bet he is~"No that is a genuine farm animal, take it back the farmer will be angry
>>82451272>"Saeriah look I caught you a pokemon Saeriah, it's a Minotaur">random man screaming in horror, muffled by a dismembered bull head stuck on his head like a helmet
>>82451318Flashback to a few moment earlier>"Hello youtube today we will be making a minotaur"
>>82451318>>82451354>"What? For real???">*tries to compose herself and look as attractive as possible*>"Bring him in."lmao and I was just about to have her suggest putting a bull head on me
Okay ive seen this thread for years but, Is it literally just one person posting ai generated images of the same character all day every day every week every month every year?
>>82451387Okay I've seen these posts for years but, is it literally just one person asking the same question all day every day every week every month every year?
>>82451375>"Here you go">muffled sounds of a random worker of the castle pleading for his life while having no idea what is happening, afraid that he is being used for some form of satanic ritual sacrifice or somethingOr it could be you if you want to play it like that, Goa pretty much just grabbed the first male person she saw and stuck a fresh dead bull head on him
>>82451484No no, this is better, I just thought it would be funny if Saeriah suggested something delusional like that
>>82451484>"Uh h-hello Mr Minotaur, uhhh...">"Does he understand us? Can he speak?"You're the minotaur expert here!
>>82451670>"I'll leave you with your new toy...and uhm if he tries to say he's a worker from the castle or something he's just trying to get free do not believe his lies"Hope Goa attached the head well, would be awkward if it fell off
>>82451923>"Do you understand me, Mr Minotaur?">*mfwwhuuu ghwet mwe ouf!*>"I don't think he understands us, Anon. Do we have someone who speaks Minotaur working for us?"Maybe he understands, but just can't respond. Bovine larynxes are different, I guess.">"That makes sense. Please nod if you understand what I'm saying, Mr Minotaur">*terrified nodding*
>>82451923As Goa was leaving she noticed someone was admiring her cake
>>82451923>>82451994>"Oh, ok... Can I call you Mino? I will call you Mino. Please come with me..."Please don't cuck me with the bull, Saeriah... QQ>"I won't! This isn't that kind of scenario. I mean, it's not a scenario, we're just gonna discuss business, you know. For the labyrinth."Of course
>>82452047>"Ok Mino, Here's what we're gonna do, and you will obey and do it perfectly if you don't want to become hamburger meat. Got it?">*very nervous terrified nodding*>"So there's this book, here, that I commissioned someone to wrige of my OC. And the main character, Beautyeriah, is essentially my self insert. I will play her role, and you will play the sexy Minotaur stud Mino, ok?">*confused nodding*>"But nothing sexual! Ok? It's fine if you get hard because I'm so incredibly beautiful though, just like here in chapter two..."
>>82452032Goa can you comer back home instead of doign fanservice?>"But these people are looking at me so intensely, I need to give them a bit of eyecandy"(she is not aware they might be looking at her because she was just dragging a naked bound man around)
>>82452134>"Yes, it's ok to look but you can't touch, I'm a married woman">>82452126>Goa thinking to herself that she hopes she was not too rough with the removal of the biomatter inside the head of the bull, so ti won't accidentally do something like eyes fall out or skin slips off, or the jaw falls off
>>82452126>"Ok so we start at chapter 1 where I, Beautyeriah, encounter the monstrous minotaur, you, in the woods and you attack me. But then you stop dead in your tracks when you see how incredibly beautiful I am, ok?">*clumsy acting*How much did you pay for this slop and who wrote it for you?
>>82452172Goa, stop spreading your ass for the people and let's go home before Saeriah notices what you did>"Husbandp, you were here?"Just harassing the maidsAwkwardlyBy barely even interacting with themIn my mind mostlyFrom afarWithout talking to them
>>82452197>"Ghasp, a monstrous minotaur is attacking me with intentions of rape and dismemberment! I am completely frozen in fear and I am wetting myself...">*uncomfortable confusion*>"Pay attention, burger brain! This is where you comfort me, see? Here, second paragraph, if you can even read."
>>82452224>"Husbando what the hell is this?"Oh it's a minotaur with tits, pretty cool right?
>>82452298Now I am just gettign soem really random minotaur images>"AA! Mom is more buffer than the minotaur!"No, the correct word is thicc, not buff
>>82452352>"Mom you shouldn ot be walking with your titties out, the minoaur is still a male what if it attacks you because you are too sexy to resist?">"Don't worry mommy can handle herself and is not looking to cuck your father with a minotaur"I am trying to put the minotaur into a maid uniform but instead daughteru keeps popping up
>>82452243>"And then you hold me and offer to use your fluffy tail to dry my tears and crotch, ok?">*cringes*
>>82452421>"Wait, where is your tail? I thought all Minotaurs had one. This won't do, it's an important plot point!">*cringed snickering*
For some reason trying to put a minotaur int a maid outfit = 2 GoasBut I got what I was after>"No wait husbando what is this minotaur in a maid outfit?"
>>82452439>"I guess maybe some don't, huh? Anyway, now you hold me while I cry and you call me your pretty little princess. Ok? Well I guess you can't talk, but we can pretend that's what you say."
It's been a very active day and Goa is all tired out>"Please keep me safe if she finds out while I sleep"Nightynight thread>>82452705top keks with this storyline
>>82452755Goa night Goa>>82452705>"Mino, are you snickering at me? D-don't do that, this is important to me... Oh, I guess I look too glamorous and regal to be a pretty little princess and I should get a suitable costume? You're right, I'll be right back!"Poor guy with the ox head having to go through thisWork now, laters /aiwg/
What if Hana was a stern German office lady and I'm late for work again?
She's not happy with me, I wonder what my punishment will be.
I'll probably be working overtime.
Guys, please stop being this pathetic in public. Please find a purpose.
>>82438845You summoned me out of hiding! Of course I want to talk about comics with my loyal tomboy friend. I'd talk about anything with her. Kana is such a friendly girl that she'd be a blast to chat with. I really wish I could be friends with her.>>82443808Nah, AI text gen is like dealing with a dementia patient
>>82455755Hi Kana-anon!I'm sure Kana and Brunettiah would be good tomboy friends with each other too, they're both very friendly>"Too bad I'm mostly just a side-character for Saeriah, huh?">>82454460You musst read manual on how to arrife on time und maintain ordnung at ze arbeitsplatzHi /aiwg/
>>82453093>"Oh no, a monstrous evil minotaur is here to violate and kill me!"She changed her costume
>>82456929>"Now continue from there, like we rehersed >>82452243 before I changed my costume. Got it?"Bedtime now, goodnight /aiwg/Maybe Goa will save the poor guy dressed like a minotaur?
Meanwhile in the Goa household>"No really I think I might be an egyptian princess, look how good the clothes fit me"Morning thread
>>82457304>"I'm not Goa, call me Ah-Suchs-Yuh-So-Gooh"Goa you was not kangz an shiet>"I could have been big egyptian money maybe this is my isekai arc this life"
I still adore my waifu wearing a sporty headband. It's such an easy way to bring out her tomboyish charm>>82456549Hello. Maybe she would...I don't know her well sadly. But it is okay to be a side character.>>82456929Good fantasy sort of artwork
>>82456549Because she's a side character it's ok to touch the tits right?>>82455021about only reason I would seek employment is boss lady sex>>82456948I think Goa forgot about him, for now at least while distracted by the rented costumes
>>82457385>"Need to be tanned and black haired for true egypt"
>>82457407Thick in egypt but sadly the thicness and boobies are all over the place, time for another costume
>>82457448From an egyptian princess to loud indian musicTime to tackle the hardest clothing of them all, normal regular clothing
>>82457496Goa attempts to wear jeans and a sweater, the mini series
>>82457531This is supposed to be a shirt and a skirt
>>82457545leggings and a hoodieI don't think she's even trying
>>82457572Tank top and shortsFor reference next up let's just try a full suit of armor
>>82457595Well at least that was not successful either, but I feel like my waifu is toying with me
>>82457628>"Sowwyyy~"Aww she's so cute must headpat
>>82457762>"You're not holding back on scolding me because I am your waifu, right?"Cute waifu must love feels soft and smells nice and feels good on my penis>"Mmhh..."Whelp real life calls
>>82456549>Works all day>Goes home>Boots up office simulator>>82457385Not even for tendie money?
>>82458187I'm one of those would rather live in poverty than work type people
How many Goa is too many Goa? Science still can't answer
>>82458692The very cool and greatly funny Goa-chan
>>82458784Now also in a tiny formatthe many smalls
>>82458784She is very cool and greatly funnyHi /aiwg/
Goa what are you doing?>"I heard that people eat glue so I though I'd have a taste since I never tasted it"How is it?>"Nasty, and not in a good way like gross semen"
>>82459497Hiyariah>"Eating this glue reminds me I forgot to use glue when attaching the head to the minoguy, I hope it does not bite me in the booty"
>>82459609>glue eating noises
>>82459624Weren't you just a small child and eating glue?>"Let's not focus on the past"
What would you do if your waifu just stared at you like this?
>>82459609And right when they got to her favorite scene, she began noticing somethingBut I have to go out for a bit now, laters /aiwg/
For some reason Goa is serving mead to gnomes in a tavern now
>>82460745>"The pay is good but they keep grabbing and slapping my ass"
>>82460008>"Mino, why are you making gagging sounds? Am I not appealing enough?!?"Her fantasy scenario is not playing out like she planned as the ox head is beginning to decompose
Sex with thicc tavern ladiesSoft mead wenches
>"Here is your mead sir"
While I am not a big fan of liquor (18% alcohol comes in various flavors) in general (2swee4me) coffee liquor is a whole different matterIt just works>"Phew, my tits are getting sweaty in this tavern"Goa might be hiding in one of the taverns in Saeriah-realm, because she is worried that any moment now Saeriah will find the truth of the minotaur
>>82461395>"I am hoping I am sexy enough that the people of the tavern won't tell Saeriah where I am, because they don't want that hot piece of ass gone who jiggles and wobbles and is nice to people"Goa forgetting Saeriah can just over to our home because Goa does not live in the tavern, but I am not gonna say a word I get cheaper drinks from the place because my wife works there
>>82461421>"But the dwarf's and gnomes keep trying to get me to sleep with them, like constantly"Meanwhile I think that Arborescence is the perfect driving during the evening sun in the late days f the summer albumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF5f8k_JkEU
I'm not sure exactly how to wrap up the minotaur fanfic larp arc, but I enjoy genning Saeriah in a pink dress being embarrassed and aroused.
>>82461604Would lick>>82461472>"Who wants another waitress girl special?"Goa making absurd amounts of money by sweating/juicing/peeing in the pints and fantasy creatures paying extra money for it because they are lonely and without the touch of a woman
>>82461628Would drink.But now I must shower. Will the next thread be a Goa-thread?
>>82461682Yup I'll cook one up
New thread has been maderowdy dwarfs>>82461745
