>>82441204
>other
Would you OP?

>>82441204
umm no? the fuck. disgusting.

>>82441214
>2038
>being a christcuck

>>82441212
i dont know maybe
>>82441214
no normie opinions please

>>82441231
>i dont know maybe
What's your weirdest fetish? What's the grossest thing you've ever done?

>>82441246
having my sex with my dog im pretty sure but it wasnt gross

>>82441269
Oh you've already done it? How did you get into that kind of thing?

>>82441227
Oh no how long have I been asleep?

>>82441204
I'm crash course learning blender so it's like I'm already being fucked by a dog

>>82441311
it was spammed on boards here a few years ago a lot more and i got interested and watched some videos and i wanted dick

>>82441405
That's hot. Do you do it a lot or was it a one time thing?

please don't have sex with animals OP
I'll have sex with you instead

>>82441204
Willingly, no. But if my hypothetical bf restrained me then let a dog have its way with me, I probably wouldn't mind.

>>82441492
Can I restrain you and see how many GI Joes I can fit in your butt?

>>82441453
we do it daily
>>82441492
i dont get this, you wouldnt mind if he forced you but you wouldnt do it on your own

>>82441521
>we do it daily
Why aren't you sure if you'd let your bf watch then? Seems like a big part of your life. Do you think you'll have trouble finding a bf given your sexual interests?

>>82441533
>Do you think you'll have trouble finding a bf given your sexual interests?
uh yeah i think ill have to stop if i ever get a bf and id be too shy to do it in front of him

>>82441538
Would you miss it? I mean, do you think human dick would be inferior or no?

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>>82441231
>no normie opinions please
i think most of the normies are the ones doing it

>>82441495
Kek, it probably won't be more than 1 but go ahead.
>>82441521
>i dont get this, you wouldnt mind if he forced you but you wouldnt do it on your own
It's simple. I'll feel like a criminal if I make a dog have sex with me. But I'm guiltless if a dog simply mounts me while I'm unable to do anything about it. Also I'm submissive. Making someone/something fuck me is dominant behavior. Simply taking whatever is put in my holes is submissive.

>>82441869
>Kek, it probably won't be more than 1 but go ahead.
I think I could get 2 or 3 up there. As long as there's no safeword anyway.

>>82441897
>As long as there's no safeword anyway.
I mean if I'm restrained, there's not much I can do either way, so the safeword is more a suggestion than anything.

>>82442090
>the safeword is more a suggestion than anything
True but it's more fun if you think it'll work when you say it

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>>82441204
>oy vey, isaac, we're running out of ideas on what to post to degrade the quality of /r9k/!
>fakakta, post a thread about interspecies dog cuck rape porn!
>what a great idea, schlomo! then afterwards, more tranny bbc spam! and we'll grab bagels and lox afterward!

>>82441269
Have you had normal sex? How did it compare?

>>82442155
Dog fuckers are an r9k classic newfag

>>82441810
i have never tried human cock other that a dildo both are good
>>82441869
i dont see it as crimal behaviour cause all i did was get him a bit excited and i just got on my fours when he started humping and that was it

>>82442155
i ignore threads like that and this isnt cuckolding

>>82442260
>i have never tried human cock other that a dildo both are good
Would you like having the dog fuck you while you blow a hypothetical bf? Has the dog ever gone in your ass?

What race are you, OP? Just wondering.

>>82441204
yes i would because id love him very much that i would do anything to make him happy

>>82442104
>it's more fun if you think it'll work when you say it
Oh 100%. You gotta insist you'll respect the safeword, tell me there's nothing to worry about, then ignore it once I actually use it.

>>82442394
Will you do anything to make me happy?

>>82442278
of course that sounds hot and no dog cock in my ass yet its really tight and my dogs knot is very largr so its scary

>>82442410
no you r not my bf anon i dont love you

>>82442372
a mix of italian, western and eastern europe

>>82442417
Just lube your asshole up. Pretty sure the ass can take bigger things than the vagene. Are you interested in humans at all? It sounds like your dog is giving you everything you need already.

>>82442440
no way id want my boyfriend or a girlfriend to help me do anal my ass is too tight i dont want to stretch it in one go and of course i want a bf

>>82442470
I've talked to a lot of dog fuckers over the years and they always seem to be single which is weird to me because they all seemed like a lot of fun. What do you look for in a bf and why do you think you don't have one?

>>82442399
What do you think your actual limits would be, or is it just anything your bf wants is fine?

>>82442435
Not surprised at all. Are you looking for someone though or did you just make the thread to vent? I wouldn't mind a gf like you

>>82442496
I'm not sure. I'd be down for almost anything as long as it doesn't kill me or cause permanent damage. And as long as he doesn't want me to be dominant. Off the top of my head, I don't like choking (I refuse to believe it's safe even if done correctly) or puke (it just seems miserable for both parties). But aside from that I'm pretty open.

>>82442535
Choking is very dangerous, thin line between fun and dead there. What's your definition of permanent damage? Like, would cutting his name into your leg or otherwise branding you be too much?

>>82442554
Yeah that's a bit too far. I don't want any permanent scaring or marks (even though I am curious how branding would feel. If there was a way to experience the feeling of a hot branding iron or tattoo needles or whatever without actually having my body permanently marked, I'd probably do it out of curiosity). For the most part, I want my body to eventually heal back to how it was before.

>>82442592
If you were in a permanent relationship would you still not want to do it? Like proof of being owned by your partner. Understandable position though, permanent disfigurement is a lot. Needleplay is an option if you want something that kind of feels like tattoos I guess, if you're into medical stuff anyway.

>>82442516
i dont know how i could find someone who i like and is also okay with this
>>82442490
just a nice fun chill guy with similar kinks he doesnt need to be super hot but not fat and not a loser

>>82442631
>similar kinks
What else are you into? Have you ever gotten male attention and had to turn them down because you didn't think they'd be into the dog thing?
>not a loser
Well, there goes my dream of getting a dogfucker gf. RIP me.

>>82442620
>If you were in a permanent relationship would you still not want to do it? Like proof of being owned by your partner.
Probably not, but who knows? Maybe if I've been happily married for several years to a man who trains me to become more and more tolerant of increasingly extreme situations, I might change my mind. But at least rn I'd rather just have to wear a collar 24/7 or something of the sort.
>Needleplay is an option if you want something that kind of feels like tattoos I guess, if you're into medical stuff anyway.
That's a bit scary, but I could potentially give it a try. I don't want any foreign substances being injected into me tho. I'm all for some pricks, though.

>>82442435
op1 is a dog fucker. Who would have guessed.

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>>82442470
what do you want in a BF that all seems ok with me. i don't want to start contactfagging, but i'm open to sharing you with your dog.

why do so many fembots and femcels fuck dogs.... have some shame ffs

>>82442664
Yes of course, the training was implied sorry. No one starts off as a perfect sub after all. Would you want to be a full time sub for your partner? Lifestyle stuff can get pretty extreme but it seems like a lot of fun.
I don't think needleplay usually injects anything except maybe saline. Even that's not really safe though, too much risk of infection. The more interesting thing imo is drawing blood but bloodplay gets most people squeamish.

why are rwby fans like this

>>82442683
they aren't, they're trying to trick you!!

>>82442709
>Would you want to be a full time sub for your partner? Lifestyle stuff can get pretty extreme but it seems like a lot of fun.
100%. It's no fun if things turn off whenever we're out of the bedroom. I want to give up complete control of my life and be his slave 24/7. There should never be a point in the relationship where I'm treated as an equal. He should always be in charge, and I should always be his property.
>The more interesting thing imo is drawing blood but bloodplay gets most people squeamish.
I could MAYBE be trained for bloodplay, but yeah it makes me a bit uncomfy.

>>82442798
Well aren't you just a perfect cutie. I hope you find a niceish master to own you nona.
>I could MAYBE
I think you mean you'll do whatever you're told, right? Property doesn't get to have an opinion after all.

>>82442417
Do you ever get stuck on his knot?

>>82442841
>I hope you find a niceish master to own you nona.
The less nice, the better
>I think you mean you'll do whatever you're told, right? Property doesn't get to have an opinion after all.
That's true. My job as property is to simply shut up and take whatever is done to me. No one wants an onahole that talks back, after all.

>>82442951
Have you ever been in a relationship like that?

>>82442993
Unfortunately not. I've fantasized about it for as long as I can remember, but I have no dating experience so it remains nothing but a fantasy.

>>82443068
I've done it once but it was a temporary, online only relationship. It was a lot of fun while it lasted, but she was already trained so it wasn't really the full experience. Unfortunately it seems girls like that get thrown away sometimes and then don't know where to go, so I just getting her back on her feet. I'm sure you'll be able to find someone, but it is a niche thing. How old are you?

>>82441204
I remember reading an old femanon post (fuck, probably around 2012) about when she let her BFs Great Dane fuck her as part of a deal they had
They each agreed to fulfill each others fantasy. She chose a hardcore rape scenario, while he chose her fucking his dog while he filmed it
Her greentext about the experience was some 10/10 stuff though
Like her starting to cry when the dog first entered her cause of how nervous she was, or everytime she almost convinced herself it was anything but a dog fucking her (it's just some guy wearing a fur coat, that's all) the dog would do something like breath into her ear or lick her so she would snap back to the present. Ended with her cumming hard (against her her best attempts) but not being knotted.
Someone was able to compare the couple pictures she posted of herself with a rate thread on /soc/, she she went dark after that.
Shame there's a video out there somewhere of a cute 19-year old chick getting railed by a Great Dane but it won't ever see the light of day

>>82443142
>I've done it once but it was a temporary, online only relationship.
That's cool. I don't think I'd be able to do it online though. I'd need it to be irl. If it were online, I'd potentially just end up ghosting the moment I get shy or uncomfortable. So I need it to be irl to make it feel like something I have to see through to the end.
>Unfortunately it seems girls like that get thrown away sometimes and then don't know where to go
Yeah, that's definitely a fear of mine. I don't want to give up my entire body and soul to a man only for him to then get bored of me and toss me to the side. I want to be his forever.
>I'm sure you'll be able to find someone, but it is a niche thing.
Yeah. If he's interested in me and at least a little dominant, I'm sure I can bring out a more degenerate side to him. I've done it with a few guys online (unfortunately nothing ever went anywhere beyond just lewd discord chats).
>How old are you?
26

>>82443385
Damn that's hot. BF is a lucky bastard.

>>82441204
ive had my dogs penis in me before but i kinda felt bad after and gross so i didnt do that again but it turned me on alot. Maybe because i never had a mans penis even inside me before and thats why i liked it so much, but now i just let him eat me out. So i would let a dog fuck me if my bf wanted me too

>>82443662
>If it were online, I'd potentially just end up ghosting the moment I get shy or uncomfortable
I think online the trust has to be built up a lot more before really getting into things, but I get where you're coming from. One way around that is to basically just dox yourself to the person btw, if they have your phone number and address you can't ghost them anymore.
>only for him to then get bored of me and toss me to the side
There are a lot of sociopaths unfortunately. I don't really get why anyone would go through all the effort of training someone into being a perfect piece of property and then abandoning them, but the minds of the truly deranged are just impossible to understand. Forever is definitely the ideal though.
>unfortunately nothing ever went anywhere beyond just lewd discord chats
By your choice or theirs?
>26
Oh you're still young then, lots of time to find someone. Why haven't you dated at all? I mean, I can't really talk I'm older than you and I haven't either, but usually there's usually reason.

>>82443737
He's going to taste you ovulating and rape you

>>82441204
no but I'd watch him get fucked by a dog

>>82443737
What's up with you girls being okay with a dog basically taking your virginity? Is it just not a big deal for you in general?

>>82443767
its a dog not a man, i lose my virginity when i say so and to a man i love, not like my dog actually fucked me i just put it inside me a little

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>>82442260
>i dont see it as crimal behaviour cause all i did was get him a bit excited
molestation.

>>82443767
A dog is like a sex toy you don't lose virginity to your own finger or a dildo

>>82443776
>>82443786
A dog is a living being independent of you unlike your finger and has a will unlike a dildo. If it had its hard cock go inside you then that counts as losing your virginity to it. Especially if it went in proper and fucked you.

>>82443869
most guys would still consider her a virgin.

>>82443915
not like im going around saying i had an animal penis in me before to a potential partner

>>82443915
Most guys would throw up in their mouths, normalfags made it illegal for a reason.

>>82443915
No, but it's true that it isn't the same as having fucked other guys.

>>82443767
Virginity dont mean shit to foids

>>82443742
>One way around that is to basically just dox yourself to the person btw, if they have your phone number and address you can't ghost them anymore.
kek ur right. I live with family though and don't wanna risk dragging them into any mess I get into given the type of men I like.
>I don't really get why anyone would go through all the effort of training someone into being a perfect piece of property and then abandoning them
Me neither, I just kinda hope I'm able to avoid that whenever I finally get into a relationship. I wanna believe I'll be able to filter out ppl who want to pump and dump me simply by how slow I'll likely end uo taking things.
>By your choice or theirs?
There were some less serious things that were 100% on me. Adding a guy, realizing I don't really click with them (or realizing that given how we started off with all my most extreme kinks, if I go any further it'll likely go too far to fast), then ghosting (my apologies to all the men I've blackpilled that way). But for more serious things where we were actually on the same page/I liked talking to them, it wasn't really any one person's fault. I'm likely an autist, and the ppl I talk with tend to also be autists, so communication just kinda died off without either party being more at fault than the other. There was one guy I really liked and a part of me really expected to meet, date, and marry him one day (though he was more vanilla than me), but he was essentially like "hey I still like you but I don't have what it takes to be in an LDR" so that sucked but what can you do?
>Why haven't you dated at all?
I'm an autist introvert who never really goes out to social events, is too clueless to take any hints, and isn't attractive enough to be randomly approached lel. All my experience with men has been online because the internet is the only place I'm able to even somewhat competently socialize with others.

>>82442631
>i dont know how i could find someone who i like and is also okay with this
Well what kind of guys do you like?

>>82444155
>given the type of men I like
Good point desu and nice foresight there lol. It's kind of the same for me, the girls I usually go for aren't always that stable.
>how slow I'll likely end uo taking things
Yeah, the type to use you and throw you away aren't going to like taking things slow. It's a good filter.
>less serious things that were 100% on me
I think it's fair to leave if you don't click or if things are just too far too fast. I mean, ghosting is a bit rude, but online stuff rarely ends perfectly anyway. I can see how autism would make it harder. I'm a little on the spectrum too and keeping a conversation going can be difficult at times. Too bad about the LDR guy, I guess those are hard for some people. Keeping things going online is difficult, in fairness to him. Do you prefer doing the LDR to real life type relationship, or are you just doing LDRs because it's hard to meet people IRL?
> internet is the only place I'm able to even somewhat competently socialize with others
Same, but for me it's more like the internet is the only place I feel comfortable socializing. Talking to people, especially new people, face to face is exhausting. Even online gets a little much at times, but it's easier if I've known someone a while; I'm definitely a very solitary person. For whatever it's worth, you're interesting and you can hold a conversation so you're doing better than a lot of people on here kek.

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>>82441204
>>82441467
>please don't have sex with animals OP

I specifically asked out a girl who allegedly got banged by dogs (rumor mill) because i was into that too
Took years to bring it up but i locked down a cool girl

>>82444825
>nice foresight there
>I think it's fair to leave if you don't click or if things are just too far too fast.
Despite all my kinks and stuff, I would also like to eventually get married and have kids, so while I want a kinky sadist, I also want the kind of balance where we won't end up fucking up our future kids. I do still want a 24/7 dynamic, but ideally the kind where we still go about fairly normal lives, he's just always in charge. To everyone else it should just look like a maybe slightly extreme version of old-fashioned gender roles, but nothing outright inappropriate (the exact balance probably would depend on time and place. I wouldn't mind him making me wear a collar or smth around other adults or whatever). But yeah, because of this balance I want to achieve, I end up tending to ghost if things are leaning too hard on the kink portion without much of anything else.
>Do you prefer doing the LDR to real life type relationship, or are you just doing LDRs because it's hard to meet people IRL?
Oh I would definitely prefer IRL, I just can't figure out how to form IRL relationships for the life of me. But my experience with men online has made me realize that I need the kind of attention that's only possible irl. Same way I need irl to make sure I can't ghost, I need the same for him. I don't want him to be able to simply not log in to discord for a few days and leave me wondering what happened. Or to be treated as just a pass time when all his other irl responsibilities are out of the way. I want daily attention. I want to be one of said irl responsibilities that takes priority over anything online. It's just too easy to pull away online, and I can't deal with that again.
(I rambled too much so gonna double post.)

>>82443915
nah. ur a freaky whore.

>>82444825
>>82445015
>Same, but for me it's more like the internet is the only place I feel comfortable socializing.
Yeah I get this. It's similar with me. I feel so awkward irl, but online it feels like I can actually be my true self. I also like how online, first impressions aren't made by appearances. irl it feels like people have always written me off before I've even said a word. But online, you always start with a blank slate. You have full control over furst impressions and how others perceive you.
>For whatever it's worth, you're interesting and you can hold a conversation so you're doing better than a lot of people on here kek.
Thanks~ It's just easier online, though. Irl I struggle to find my words and often end up just being silent or giving one word responses. Online I'm able to take the time to write out my thoughts and convey everything I want to say, without any awkward pauses or speaking too quiet/loud or making any weird noises or stuttering. You can also just disappear whenever you're worn out. Not even necessarily ghosting them. But when I'm done with socializing, I can go offline for a bit, do some stuff all alone, then come back and continue the conversation when I'm ready again. Idk, socializing online is just so much easier.

>>82445015
>>82445041
>I also want the kind of balance where we won't end up fucking up our future kids
I think that can be really hard, especially for lifestyle stuff. Having to balance the kink and being a good parent, plus needing your partner to have some semblance of parental instinct, that's hard. Ghosting makes a lot of sense though, yeah. Are you upfront about wanting to be a parent and all that? Might save you some time if you're not doing that already.
>I just can't figure out how to form IRL relationships
yeah same. IRL is too complicated
> to simply not log in to discord for a few days
Wow I feel bad when I log in a few hours late, do people actually disappear on you for days? Very rude. And yeah, it sucks to be talking to someone and then realize that they're just doing it to kill time. Monopolizing someone is a lot easier IRL I guess. That's what I'd want, a relationship built on the idea of mutually monopolizing each other. When I'm talking to someone I only talk to them and I don't go looking for friends or whatever. I guess that's not extremely healthy but then again I don't think lifestyle master/servant stuff is either kek.
>I feel so awkward irl
Same. I end up very robotic and monotonous. Online I can express myself more easily and can avoid the one word answers. I usually can't have a good conversation with someone irl unless I've known them a while. Being able to sit and write something out helps a lot. I also have a weird thing where I don't like people knowing too much about me until I know them and it's just easier to control information flow online. Being mentally ill really makes dating difficult lol.
>stuttering
Cute

>>82445159
>I think that can be really hard, especially for lifestyle stuff. Having to balance the kink and being a good parent
Yeah, I've kind of accepted a lot of my fantasies will have to be played out before kids, because they'll be impossible once little ones are in the picture.
>Are you upfront about wanting to be a parent and all that?
Oh yeah, if the conversation goes anywhere beyond the initial kink talk, I'm usually pretty clear about how I wanna get married and have kids. I don't want to waste any more time than necessary.
>do people actually disappear on you for days? Very rude.
Yeah, the one guy I mentioned I was decently serious about, his biggest problem is that he's a workaholic whose schedules are all over the place, so when work would get busy he'd disappear for days~weeks at a time. I do still kind of like him (and he's admitted he's still down bad for me), but at this point nothing short of him telling me he's booking a flight to see me would get me to do that again.
>That's what I'd want, a relationship built on the idea of mutually monopolizing each other. When I'm talking to someone I only talk to them and I don't go looking for friends or whatever.
Same. I love my online friends, but there are multiple times where I'm talking to them and a part of me just thinks "once I get a bf, I won't need you guys anymore" which is a terrible way to think, but they all know I'm at least a little fucked in the head (though probably not the full extent) so it shouldn't be completely out of left-field. At the very least they know I like yandere, so a possessive partner shouldn't surprise them. There's one group chat I'd like to keep contact with even after getting a bf, but it'd be much less than it is now, and only when my partner allows it. I want a relationship where we're both equally obsessed and codependent on each other.
(I am once again going to double post, forgive me.)

>>82445159
>>82445395
>I usually can't have a good conversation with someone irl unless I've known them a while.
Same, and even then it's a hit or miss. It's funnily cruel how it's only easy to talk with someone after you've known them for a while, but the initial awkwardness we're plagued with means we never reach that point with most people.
>I don't like people knowing too much about me until I know them and it's just easier to control information flow online.
I unfortunately have a bad habit of oversharing then regretting it both online and irl, but I have SLIGHTLY more control over that online kek. I also really like how with certain messaging apps like discord, I can edit my messages after sending them to fix my phrasing. It helps a lot.
>Being mentally ill really makes dating difficult lol.
Yeah, I hope to find someone who's also mentally ill in a way that perfectly complements my mental illnesses, but that's like finding a needle in a haystack.
>Cute
kek thanks. I'm not sure if stuttering is the right word though, as it's more like saying a few words, pausing to think, then restarting the sentence saying the same few words a couple times until I remember how to speak, or like repeating the end of a sentence because something about how it came out felt wrong.

>>82445395
>impossible once little ones are in the picture
Yeah I think you lose a lot of freedom at that point. I'm pretty decidedly in the no kids camp because of that, but I understand why you'd want them
>for days~weeks
Wow that's a lot of working, I don't know how people do that. Crazy that you both still like each other and it's not progressing. Why don't you book a flight to go to him? That might work into his schedule better, but obviously I don't know the dynamic and details there.
>"once I get a bf, I won't need you guys anymore" which is a terrible way to think
I have a friend where we have a mutual understanding that if either of us is in a relationship the friendship goes on ice. It's great and we just pick up again afterwards like nothing happened. I guess it's far from normal, but I think love is just such an all consuming thing there's really no place for friends.
>yandere
Best dere
>a relationship where we're both equally obsessed and codependent on each other
Yeah I really want that too. A kind of absolute acceptance and understanding, completely consumed by each other.
>initial awkwardness
It is kind of cruel. Two people might work well together, but the first impressions just prevent it from happening. Everyone wants things to be perfect from the start. I don't really blame them, relationships or even friendships take a lot of time and effort so running away from anything that doesn't seem perfect is probably not a terrible strategy.
>have a bad habit of oversharing
I actually really like people who overshare, it helps me get more comfortable with them faster. I get why you wouldn't want to though. Yeah editing messages on discord is nice, I hate sending a typo or using awkward phrasing and not being able to fix it
>mentally ill in a way that perfectly complements
Same, and yes it's so hard to find. I need someone energetic and talkative but in a really particular way. Very hard to find
>until I remember how to speak
I feel this very strongly

>>82445499
>Wow that's a lot of working, I don't know how people do that.
He wouldn't be working 24/7, but he'd be doing a lot of overtime and inconsistent schedules, so he'd be too burnt out to respond. (Though I do question if he really couldn't even manage a single "hi")
>Why don't you book a flight to go to him?
Multiple reasons. He said once that even if I was there in person, he probably wouldn't be ready for a proper relationship, so I figured it'd be best to let him initiate next step, since I'd likely always be ready before him. He also lives in america and, not to get political, but I'd rather not risk a surprise trip to el salvador. I also need to renew my passport, but I'm in the middle of getting a name change done so a passport will have to wait until after that. He also has experience travelling solo while I don't. And he's employed while I'm not, so it'd make more financial sense for him to be the one to visit me (I could technically afford it, but I don't want to overshare my financial situation and make him force the relationship for monetary reasons).
>I think love is just such an all consuming thing there's really no place for friends.
Yeah, and I'm an introvert so I don't really care about having a large social circle. Just a romantic partner would be more than enough. But some friends are convenient for discussing specific hobbies or connections or getting help with some shit I'm bad at, so I want to keep those lines at least somewhat open.
>completely consumed by each other.
I want to be the only thing he thinks about, and I want him to be the only thing I think about, everything else can take a backseat.
>Two people might work well together
Sometimes I think about all the different potential relationships that I could've had if I was a bit less of an autist and... damn,
>this was initially a dog-fucking thread
Sorry for derailing your thread OP kek

>>82445714
>Though I do question if he really couldn't even manage a single "hi"
I would question that too but I didn't want to be too critical of him lol. It sounds like he doesn't really know what he wants desu.
>I'd rather not risk a surprise trip to el salvador
Yeah it's not a great time to be visiting here. It does sound like the ball is in his court though, if he's not making the move then I guess he doesn't want to. That's too bad, especially if you work well with him. Hopefully he comes around for you.
>But some friends are convenient for discussing specific hobbies
I think friends are kind of good for the sub in that kind of relationship too. It's not always clear when something is fun or abusive and, especially if you have kids, it can be good to get some outside opinions from time to time. Not having friends makes that pretty impossible.
>everything else can take a backseat
Exactly, it's so romantic.
>if I was a bit less of an autist and... damn
Same here. There have been girls who were interested in me IRL and I just fumbled it by seeming completely disinterested. One even was a pretty good match for me and I still regret brushing her off.
>dog-fucking
Dog fucking threads are unironically the best threads on r9k. All the normies stay out so it's just full of fun people. I think OP bailed a while ago tho

>>82445766
>if he's not making the move then I guess he doesn't want to.
Yeah, the door is open for him, but I'm not waiting around. As long as I'm still single, he's still got a chance, but I'm not putting my life on hold for him when he's shown no interest in actually taking any further steps. If someone else comes along, I'm jumping at that opportunity and he'll unfortunately have no one to blame but himself for the missed chance.
>It's not always clear when something is fun or abusive and ... it can be good to get some outside opinions from time to time.
That's true, yeah. Though unfortunately I am fucked in the head and love the idea of flaunting my unhealthy relationship while everyone around me is understandably horrified (that won't work irl though because the police are a thing and it'd suck if my partner got the cops called on them by someone who cares about me). But I do think because of this, I'd be reluctant to heed any of my friends' warnings about a relationship being unhealthy. (At least before children. Once children are involved, I expect to go full momma bear. My partner can do whatever to me but I won't let them fuck with the kids.)
>There have been girls who were interested in me IRL and I just fumbled it by seeming completely disinterested.
Think I had 2 chances in highschool and one in university, but I fumbled them all kek. What I'd give to go back in time and do things differently. I'd like to start using dating apps one day (just kind of put it off due to living at home and not having enough pictures go use) and I sometimes fantasize about seeing one of the guys I fumbled in hs on there and reconnecting (though I'll be real, I forget one of their names so it'd probably just be even more awkward if anything).
>All the normies stay out
I was hesitant to click this thread (I always get paranoid about my internet history being watched), but glad I did. Really enjoying chatting here. Feel bad for chasing off OP tho kek

>>82445970
>I'm not putting my life on hold for him
That's good. It would suck if you missed out on a good connection. You seem like a catch, I'm completely confident someone will snap you up.
>love the idea of flaunting my unhealthy relationship while everyone around me is understandably horrified
Yeah I'm kind of fucked in the head too and I get it, my family would disown me if I flaunted this kind of relationship in front of them though lol. I think that would make a good comedy desu. But yeah the police would probably not treat your bf well in that scenario. Going full momma bear is great btw, keep them safe. Too much stupid shit happens to kids.
>What I'd give to go back in time and do things differently
I think about that sometimes but I was so unstable back then I don't think it would have realistically changed anything. But then again, who knows? I've never used a dating but they seem so weird to me, then again my brother met his wife on one so I guess they must work. That'd be a nice meet cute if you ran into someone from hs and clicked desu.
>I always get paranoid about my internet history being watched
I used to be really paranoid about that too. I don't know how I stopped getting that feeling but it just kind of faded one day. I've been enjoying chatting too. Poor OP RIP.

>>82441204
hot ive been masturbating to bestiality porn for a few years but i dont have a dog i like dogs so when i can finally get one i might end up letting him fuck me

>>82446063
>It would suck if you missed out on a good connection.
Yeah. I skipped out in some online guys in the oast for him, but not anymore. Though also, I'm not really considering online anymore, unless they live close enough to meet irl in the near future. But the second I meet someone irl, I'm jumping and not looking back.
>You seem like a catch, I'm completely confident someone will snap you up.
Thank you! I sure hope so. I'm getting older (in terms of fertility, at least), and I'm really worried I'll never find anyone and miss my chance at kids. But all I need is one meeting to change that. Things can change for the better at any second and I'm just hoping that moment comes soon.
>my family would disown me if I flaunted this kind of relationship in front of them though
Oh yeah, all my fantasies just have my family mysteriously absent because god there's no way that'd go well. Flaunting my unhealthy relationship to my friends sounds fun, especially online friends who can't do shit about it. Flaunting it to my family is a sure-fire way to ensure the relationship ends immediately.
>I've never used a dating but they seem so weird to me
Oh they terrify me and I doubt how effective they are, but I haven't had any luck irl. I'm also a bit scared that if I don't get any matches, it'll destroy what little self-esteem I have left kek.
>my brother met his wife on one
Success stories like this make me hopeful, though. I should really bite the bullet and just ask my family to take pictures of me to help me set up a dating app & actually get out of the house and meet people.
>I used to be really paranoid about that too. I don't know how I stopped getting that feeling but it just kind of faded one day.
I've clicked so much risky shit & nothing's happened, so I shouldn't really worry anymore, but I still stress anyways. Maybe I'll calm down when I move out. Part of the fear is my family somehow becoming super tech savvy & deciding to stalk my internet usage somehow kek

>>82446213
Are you female or male? Gross if the latter.

>>82446261
im a femcel i want to be a submissive fucktoy for huge dogcock but for real.

>>82442417
How did it feel to get creampied by your dog?

>>82446233
>unless they live close enough to meet irl in the near future
That's a good idea. Living in different countries just makes things really hard. Plus moving from the internet to IRL sooner will let the relationship progress faster.
>Things can change for the better at any second
That's the spirit! Keep putting yourself out there and you'll be collared and pregnant in no time.
>Flaunting it to my family is a sure-fire way to ensure the relationship ends immediately
People just don't understand. You start saying things like "I'm his slave" and they freak out and make you break it off. It's terrible, people are so closed minded lol.
>I haven't had any luck irl
I don't understand that at all, you seem great. I think you'd do better on dating apps just because you communicate over the internet for a bit before meeting. Anyone would be lucky to have you.
>I should really bite the bullet and just ask my family to take pictures of me to help me set up a dating app & actually get out of the house and meet people
You should! Getting out the house will be good anyway, right? Not great to be cooped up all the time.
>I still stress anyways
Story of my life lel
>Maybe I'll calm down when I move out
Probably, I need a lot of privacy and that's hard to have with a bunch of people around. I feel a lot better when I have some space to myself.

It's pretty late here so I'm going to get some sleep. It was nice talking to you and I wish you the best of luck in finding an owner. Have a good day/night and don't give up hope - you're going to make someone very happy eventually.

>>82446299
Alright that's hot. Got any breeds in specific in mind?

>>82446314
>Keep putting yourself out there and you'll be collared and pregnant in no time.
kek I hope you're right.
>I don't understand that at all, you seem great. I think you'd do better on dating apps just because you communicate over the internet for a bit before meeting.
Unfortunately, apps rely a lot on appearances, and I'm not too confident in my looks, so I worry that'll ruin my chances of any real matches. If I do get a match though, I wanna believe my comfort talking online would help me.
>I feel a lot better when I have some space to myself.
Same, even if I get married, I'd like if we each have our own space to retreat to every now and then.
>It's pretty late here so I'm going to get some sleep. It was nice talking to you and I wish you the best of luck in finding an owner.
G'night, and thanks anon! I should head to bed too, it's 3am here lol.

>>82446331
i like all dogs but i dont want a huge one cause it would be hard to take care of

>>82441227
>atheist admits that beastiality is cool

Nice. I want atheism to look like this weird fringe thing to normal people.

>>82441204
Seeeeexxxooooo source

>>82446761
Wingedwasabi is the artist

>>82446767
thank you m8

>>82441204
will u get pregnant by dogs???

>>82447395
are you subtarded or trolling what do you think would come out