Why aren't you haremmaxxing?
>>82449301Mostly because I'm not CHAD, OP.
>>82449301>When people don't understand non-monogamy NIGGA NOBODY GIVES A FUCK IF YOU WANT TO FUCK TWO PEOPLE AT ONCE. YOU'RE SO EDGY AND SPECIAL. NIGGA NOBODY GIVES A FUCK. EVEN MARRIED FOLK WHO ARE MONOGAMOUS HAVE HAD SEX WITH OTHER PEOPLE OTHER THAN THEIR SPOUSE BEFORE THEY MET IN THE YEAR 2025 KILL YOURSELF FOR BEING A FAGGOT
>>82449308>I'm not CHADneither is the manlet in the video
>>82449301BEHOLD, A short man with multiple women. Shortcels are now officially just uglycels
>>82449301I want a harem full of femboys and twinks
So this is why 60% of men are single and only 30% of women are
>>82449301>have to deal with two bi women's bullshit at the same timeThat man is stressed behind closed doors let's be honest
>>82449728Imagine, twice the fish
>>82449728>bi womenThey do not exist though, just like Santa, Jesus or femcels.
>>82449562I want a harem consisting of a big titty gf and a twink bf.
>>82449776That's the life, anonYou've cracked the code
Kek What will inkwells say about thisManlet with two attractive girls kissing himIts over for inkwells
Cool until the hoes want to bring another guy. Poliamory doesn't work
I hag max
>>82449853They called it "non-monogamy" for a reason, anon. A modern synonym for a good-old harem.
>>82449899Like I said, all good until the hoes want to bring another guy or sleep around outside the threesome/harem. You'll get STDs, broken feelings, etc, possibly even get into fights and welcome a lot of chaos in your lifeOne woman is already stressful enough, imagine two
>>82449301I would consider trying, but every man I've met irl that's in a polycule looks, and often is, terribly miserable.
>>82449301tried it. it's very stupid. one woman is enough to have to control.>>82449327also this
polycules are fucking cringe, as is having an "open relationship". pains me to see people hiding the pain of watching their partner date someone else, working overtime to ignore the voice in their head telling them something is incredibly wrongi will, however, have threesomes or more with my gf, because it's hot
>>82450218>one woman is enough to have to control.low t
>>82449301Im harem Maxing. Got a wife and girlfriend. Wanting one more who plays games i like.
I know a dude who was homeschooled and he lives with two of his girlfriends. He isn't a Chad or anything just a normie. Just be normal and you can get two girlfriends or more
>>82449301haremaxxing
>>82450898harem axxing? huh?
>>82449301the brown one has reality warping pussy, the light one is so dry her pussy cracks when she walks>nonmonogamy
I am. My girlfriend is my primary partner, and I occasionally date others. She doesn't really date, and doesn't really seem interested, but says she might in the future. Which is cool with me.But ya know, it's hard to find women who I would really like to date. Plenty of attractive women around, but I don't want to just fuck them and not even like them as a person. Done that before, not worth. Of course, being poly narrows down the pool even more. I say this not as rage bait, but just because I figure you guys might find it interesting: A lot of women tell me they have a hard time finding decent men to date nowdays. Somebody who can be their partner, who they don't have to clean up for, holds down a job, has emotional stability, etc.
>>82449824manlets run this shit fr
>>82449301>Women will cuck themselves for ChadNone of this is new
manlets will still cry height
Tried it but it turned out insufferable.>Both were borderline tards>Both submissive and horny>Astonishingly autistic but somehow being each other's antithesis autism?!>Both of of them together wasa nightmare >Decided to stick with the local oneMind blowing sex though
>>82453838That sounds based actually
>>82449301because even one female would rather be in a relationship with a bull nigger who beats her than have anything to do with me, never mind more than 2 of them..
i want one... for sure....i think theyre the best... satisfy my selfish little ego and fantasies quite well....problem is im a autistic recluse with the rizz of a malfunctioning "tickle-me-elmo" toys... annoying, out of sync, broken.... not exactly whats needed to have a harem... unfortunateand thus, i rot here on r9k with all the other disfunctional losers while listening to violin music and procrastinating making tea at 8:50pm because i just woke up an hour ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8TtZbuO_nY
>>82449301Of course one is Asian lmao
>>82454027if i had a harem of my dreams, it would be about 50%-75% asian girls and 25%-50% white girlssomething like that. asians are the majority, sorry not sorryhapa girls are ok too i think
>>82449301I can barely attract one girl, op, let alone two and most w*men want to be exclusive
>>82449301he looks as tall as the womenim the height of the average westren woman, how do i get a similar thing going on for me?
>>82454105Just find two bi women who want to be exclusive
>>82455180anon i wish I could just find such a thing
>>82455180>if you're homeless, just buy a houseoh, my bad, how did i not think about thatlet me just find TWO women who will, simultaneously, agree to a throuple
>>82454301learn to identify women with low self esteem
