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Blew my chance to get a gf tonight because of a fish stick
>Getting to know a girl recently
>Invite her over to watch anime together
>We're hanging out, laughing, it's going great
>I ask if she wants a snack, she says no
>Alright then, I'll just get one for myself
>I go grab a fish stick from the freezer to suck on
>She asks what I'm eating
>I tell her it's a fish stick
>She asks if it's cooked
>I say no
>Look of absolute horror and disgust all over her face
>I try to explain that they come fully cooked so it's no big deal
>She won't listen, she's acting like I'm a serial killer or something
>She makes up an excuse to leave
You really can't make a single mistake if you want to have a shot. She bailed because... I picked the wrong snack? What the hell?
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>>82454034
>anime
>>82454034
>cooked
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wtf cocaine gonna do?
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>>82454034
Maybe you shouldn't have eaten a fish stick right out of the freezer you fucking psycho
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>>82454034
>She makes up an excuse to leave
It's not because of the fish stick, anon.
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>>82454085
What the fuck is so bad about it? People eat frozen things, I've always done this
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what are you, a gay fish?
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>>82454034
>>She asks if it's cooked
>>I say no
the answer was "yes, it's cooked"
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>>82454183
Everything was great until then
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>>82454219
You can tell it isn't cooked. I chew the breading off and suck on the fish bar until it goes soft, which doesn't take long
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>>82454246
it is cooked, it was cooked before being frozen as you pointed out in the op
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>>82454034
Ironic. In the end, it was you who got cooked.
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>>82454222
Maybe she was just being kind and she wanted to find any excuse to leave, if she wasn't you dodged a fucking bullet anyways, if a girl gets the ick over you eating cold food she is fucking trash anyways
Don't feel sad man
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>She asks if it's cooked
>I tell her "Duhh, It's a fish stick! Wanna try one?"
It was that easy, OP.
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>>82454034
>he's a gay fish



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