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There is a milf near you that is willing to have sex with you and she is hot.
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>>82454643
I have yet to see proof of such a claim.
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>>82454643
At my age they also basically expect you to adopt their kids so no.
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>>82454643
where's she at? haven't seen her
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>>82454643
they don't have cute noses, i only like cute nose having girls.
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>>82454822
post examples of cute noses please
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>>82454845
here's one i post often
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>>82454859
i actually have a whole pintrest of girls with cute noses.
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labubu ot
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>>82455097
Opposite thread has been turned off
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>>82454643
END YOUR FUCKING LIFE.
https://derpibooru.org/images/18085

This waste of life serb is once again trying to spread brony propaganda, confirmed by his other stealth MLP threads with similar filenames so this one is not just a fluke.
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Blood will gush from
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Your veins when this
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Knife stabs into them
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Breaks them and bleeds
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Them causes the body
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To die and in
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Makes it fucking die
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Without a single care
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For the victim with
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All its malicious intentions
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There's no self-reflection in
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It just impulse behaviours
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>>82454643
I wonder if the zoomfags here even know this is Jessica Nigri and Tara Strong
I actually met Jessica Nigri about 15 years ago at E3. She's really nice. Surprisingly sweet for a thot. I wonder if she's a product of a bygone era, because influencer thots today are evil creatures.
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Lost media archived soon
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That you consider normal
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>>82455463
YOU'LL BE TURNED INTO A PILE OF FUCKING DUST
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What is it? No pony content
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>>82455479
YOU'LL BE FUCKING BLED OUT

arbitrary inclusion of the phrase "labubu has rizz"
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Over 9000 threads and you didn't learn
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>>82455493
Your life isn't as great as you want others to believe
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Serb makes great opposite threads and this is the one
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But most others wouldn't
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>>82455517
Opposite thread bro
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Opposite thread has been annulled
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Think that way but
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You think you're above
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Them you clearly believe
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You hold some hidden
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Knowledge or some weird
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Dogma or philosophy that
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You think makes your
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Attacks against your target
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Justified even though it
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Just comes across as
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Petty that this is
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What with all these implications
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>>82454643
I have been looking for years and she - my dream fuck-buddy - is NOT out there.
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That could result from your misdoings
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And those would be disastrous
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what the hell's going on around here?
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>>82454643
I know, but there are troubles:
>She's looking for a new father figure for her kids
>Dad is still on the scene
>Dad still has visitation rights and is part of those kids' lives
I don't want to be a weapon a woman uses against another man in a fight I have no reason to be part of.
I have faced this situation more than once
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Yeaaaaaaahh, but I don't wanna deal with her cunt turds. The pussy ain't that worth it.
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>>82454643
Man really said there are hot single moms in my area
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Potentially damaging to the society
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>>82454643
>that is willing to have sex with you
>with you
Fake
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yeah but I'm married dawg
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And having lasting negative effects
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>>82454643
Yesterday I stopped at the local gas station for a pack of smokes and a Celsius. The woman in line in front of me was a slutty MILF wearing the shortest shorts allowed by law with two of the most luscious ass cheeks you ever seen poking out. She was still in the parking lot when I walked out the door. I called out to her, "I just wanted to say thank you!" And she was a bit confused and asked, "What for?" And I told her I was having an absolute shit day but it got immediately better when I got to stand behind her in line just now. She said she was glad someone still noticed. And then we went out separate ways because I'm a married man and faithful to my wife.
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>>82454643
>vidya store
I miss places like this bros... I had a small retro store nearby in college and you'd find some real cool, passionate people there. now that games are mainly digital/ordered everyone's morphed into some plebbitor slop consoomer without any real knowledge of or respect for video games
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>>82461592
Hey there big boy
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None of which would benefit society as a whole
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Despite how much you want to desperately preach otherwise
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>>82454643
>and she is hot.
I'm in turd country
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>>82454643
Bullshit, I don't believe you
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Is she going to freak out if I come home drunk around 2 ish in the morning and unplug everything in her house?
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>>82464519
I mean it's all fun and games until you have to move the fridge or she expects you to plug it all back in after you slept it off.
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The bullshit you preach will be your downfall
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And it's a hard fall
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One you fall from
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>>82454643
She needs to get them out already
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>>82461592
I hope someone catches you acting that way someday and tells your wife you're a fucking slut
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And crash hard onto the ground
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Leading to a bunch of broken bones
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>>82454643
Only if I'm smashing her daughter and grand daughter, too.
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>>82454643
milfs that try to look young give me the ick. embrace your age and try to look more elegant and motherly. petite and kawaii is for women who still produce egg cells
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>>82454643
I'm not interested in casual sex
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>>82471534
The opposite thread is now done
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>>82470391
She's literally skinny and doesn't have any visible wrinkles you are just being mean
I'm 31 and today I wore a tiny crop top and a skirt
Zoomers dress frumpy enough to make up for it
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>>82468452
My wife's in to women too. I hope she doesn't find out because she'd be pissed I didn't get that slutty MILF's number.
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>>82458665
someone triggered the barneybot again
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They are all shattered on the ground
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Like broken glass that was smashed
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I don't even like the Russian tm.
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>>82475572
BULLSHIT, YOU LITERALLY DEFEND HIM AND EVERYONE ELSE ASSOCIATED WITH IT EVERY DAY AND IT WILL GET YOU FUCKING GUTTED
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Like a baseball bat to a skull
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With the bluntness really emphasizing the destruction
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>>82478069
it's gonna get 'chived and that means you lost
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>>82454643
>willing to have sex with you
Wrong.

I don't even care about trying to lose my virginity anymore. If she's not going to change my diaper, I'm not interested.
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Imagine being like the Russian and spending every waking moment of your life spreading brony propaganda oh woah
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I want a white milf cutie who likes nerdy Asian boys.
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>>82479034
YOU'LL BE FUCKING DEFENESTRATED

>>82479250
I'd hate to be you
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>>82454643
Only pro to Terra is she probably still lactates. She had some breast pump company or something IIRC and those milkers scream permanent mommy.



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