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Would fembots fuck an Elite to escape femceldom?
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>>82456408
1. ew
2. my khhvness is saved for my future forever partner and if i can't have that then i kill myself
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>>82456422
Would you give those hhvs to a kind 30 year old balding robot ma'am?
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>>82456422

So you don't want to get WORT WORT WORRRRTTEEDDDD in your pussy? I thought women loved the idea of fucking anthropomorphic beast men.
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>>82456432
i want a forever partner and someone a decade older than me isnt exactly forever partner material

i dont want anyone over the age of 23
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>>82456408
why the fuck would an elite want to fuck me?
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>>82456471

Canonically, there are Elites that like human females.

https://youtu.be/Zpw2j5k72QY
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>>82456455
Thats why your gonna die alone cunt I hope you get raped by a pack of niggers
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>>82456725
id rather die alone then thanks
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>>82456746
No just give me a chance PLEASE let me virile old seed enter your loins I need to inseminate you we could leave your door open so your parents could watch em pull out and leave a trail of my boiglue dribbling out of you, a practice very common in traditional Italian families
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>>82456768
anon i think you need to kill yourself
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>>82456408
>Would fembots fuck an Elite to escape femceldom?
no i just want a bf
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>>82456997
Then why aren't u posting contact with your age and ethnicity
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>>82457020
im saving myself for a skelly
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>>82457058
nta but im skelly
unless you literally meant a spooky skellington in which case gl i hope your undead spooky skelly bf makes you happy
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>>82457087
>nta but im skelly
Are you actually? because a lot of anons on here think 19-20 bmi is skelly material but it really isnt. And im definitely not referring to toned bodies either
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>>82456455
>i dont want anyone over the age of 23
garbage tastes ngl
but its your life
im not salty or anything
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>>82457093
Adjust your taste I'm a balding 30 something muscledaddy with a fat cock I'll make you see those scrawny twink faggots as the women they really are when I'm done with you
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>>82457093
less residual muscle than bateman in the machinist, but also a few less ribs
if you just want to sexualize and lick my ribs I'll let you know right now that I am a pure virgin robot who needs a commitment
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i'd rather fuck an elite than some bitter ass incel desu
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>>82457122
anon say no more, ill be your mommy

Disc?
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>>82457139
you know not everyone is a bittter fuck on here, these are all anonymous comments nona
>>82457153
it doesn't matter if I'm 26 and a loser with crazy social anxiety? I just play hearthstone but I remote work
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>>82457097
well im 19 and want a life partner not someone with a younger girl fetish whos gonna leave me once i hit the wall
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>>82457192
>I'm 26 and a loser with crazy social anxiety
I don't mind honey
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>>82457210
Couldn't a guy that's 23 or even 19 do the same thing when u hit the wall too tho
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>>82458530
technically you are right but dating someone closer in age is still less of a risk
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>>82458545
How would u know that though? It's right either way. If anything younger men these days are probably more likely to do that because of porn prevalence.
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>>82458551
>right
Typoed the word RNG. Like random chance.
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Wort wort wort, in the butt.
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>>82458551
you have a point but im just gonna go straight out and say i think dating significantly older men is disgusting and i wanna grow old with someone rather than have someone already be old

plus i want kids and having kids with someone whos over 30 is just weird
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>>82456422
>saved for my future forever partner and if i can't have that then i kill myself
Man I thought I had that back in highschool. Now I'm a divorcee.

Life is gay.
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>>82456408
elite are to fuck not fucked by
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>>82458581
what happened, why divorce?

i dont think i could handle a divorce. in thar scenario id probably end it too. its just depressing and painful
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>>82458585
Disgraceful 20 IQ jiralhanae mitts made this comms net post
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>>82458599
>what happened, why divorce?
I was a fucking idiot kid and married a girl with blue hair before I was old enough to legally buy beer. It ended about as well as you would expect, she texted me that she wanted a divorce while I was deployed and stole $6k from me. Bitch also wasn't properly taking care of our son and I honestly wanted to fucking kill her when I saw how they were living when I got home.

I thought the divorce would kill me. If it weren't for my boy then it may have. Glad to have him. Unfortunately girls don't even look twice at me now because I'm used goods, but fuck it. My son's cooler than them. He knows about all kinds of fuckin dinosaurs and monster trucks.
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>>82458628
oh wait i remember you, ive seen you in other threads and talked to you in one of mine

youre not used goods, im sure youll find someone to love you and your kid one day. really wish you the best
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>>82458661
>seen you in other threads and talked to you in one of mine
Oof, I probably need to spend less time here if I'm being recognized.

>youre not used goods, im sure youll find someone to love you and your kid
Anon I think by definition I am. I cocked up and gave my virginity to someone else and that's not something I can take back. I do appreciate the kind words, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to be alone for a long time. Maybe forever. I made my bed and now I get to lie in it.
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>>82458704
nah its ok, you gotta vent somewhere. plus i just always remember everyone ive spoken to/given advice to because r9k is my only real social interaction

a 1 body count isnt really used goods, besides everyone makes mistakes. billions of people have given their virginity to the wrong person. and think about it, if you didnt marry her you wouldnt have had your son
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>>82458740
>gotta vent somewhere
Fair enough, I guess. I don't like bitching about it in real life for some reason.

>r9k is my only real social interaction
That's rough. You don't have anyone else to talk to? Not even like a Discord pal or something?

>1 body count isnt really used goods
It's more than zero. Mostly I'm upset because I feel like I failed God and I failed my son and I failed myself. As a kid I planned my life around sticking with the girl I would marry and now I'm just massively disappointed with what I've done with myself.

>wouldnt have had your son
This is true, and he's about the only bright spot in the whole affair. That and I stole her chicken parmesean recipe which ain't bad.



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