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>MFW look back on all my past relationships
>Don't have any "exes" per se but the women I've met along the way, they "changed" after meeting me
>All of their current boyfriends/husbands look and act like me
>Think back if it should've been me instead of those guys who look like me
It's honestly fucking weird

There was this girl, her bf when I met her was this dude with bleached hair, plays sports, looked like the perfect guy for her
Then I met her, we talked, we hung out, we had our moments together (no sex though)
She was still with him at the time but it was clear she had feelings for me
We grew apart, I didn't wanna hang out with someone's gf naturally

Days turn into weeks, weeks into months, months into years and I decided to look her up randomly and she's got a new bf
And he's... me? Like, same hairstyle, same fashion sense, and I'm assuming the same demeanor

It's odd, I guess I really am some folks' type after all
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>>82458110
>past relationships
Normalfag reeeee
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>>82458112
I've never had a gf, dude
I'm the only virgin in my friend group

Yet somehow, folks think I'm a sexgod considering how much I know
I gave a guy some tips on how to make sure his gf that he came inside of, doesn't make a kid
Told him to drink lots of pineapple juice and ask her to swallow next time he gives her a bj
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>>82458137
*failed normalfag
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>>82458143
I cannot fail at something I never wanted to be
I was the weird fat kid growing up, I had my own losers' club with 3 other guys



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