tea towel edition
>>82460049This is a top hat in birmingham
>>82460061>top hat in birminghami dont understand
>>82460049Wore one of those in my school nativity
>>82460049I blacked up and put the red on of them on my head and got one of them muslim dress things for men. My housemate wouldn't let me go to his halloween work party like it. I got a photo but its basically just my face and I don;t want to post it but I do still have all the gear.
>>82460075wholesome>>82460082not wholesome
>>82460049My mate Alan snackbars favourite one the red one.
>>82460092that guy is the bomb as they'd say in the 90s
Seeing SSM cry in his recent video made me laugh for some reason. Proper psycho me
we are backwe are so fucking backnot out to disgruntle former addictsnot out to create internet hatredwe can all be comfortable'incels'? love you.
>>82460087I have a degree in Pajeet Philosophy lad. Can't be racist init.
Sprogberg won't stop chatting away to me about inane roblox shite lads. Just want to sit here and enjoy me youtubes.
>>82460114Hes crying like a bitch all the time lad
>>82460113What like Affleck in Phantoms?
>>82460134This is the reality of people like HHL and SSM. They try to be smug but it's all a cope for how miserable their lives really are
cba with the idea of having to date again, I might just volcel so I dont have to bother as I have a feeling it wont go well.
Anger, sadness, frustration. That's how I feel right now.
>>82460167Literally who? X
Won an award at work lads, bit of a surprise that I was included since I started this year half way through the project, didn't contribute to it in anyway other than making some minor changes when my colleague was on holiday and went to exactly zero of the meetings related to it. Nice to feel appreciated though. Got a bottle of champers and 300 extra bong in the pay packet this month.
Lads, am I going mad. I love a ginger but this bitch from Wet Leg makes me feel ill. I don't know why but something about this makes it less sexy than Susan Boyle. It's like I can smell her through my screen.
Aww aye sound getting wissed on that Spoons meFuck Russia and QatarFuck the lot x
>>82460197they must like you
>>82460197Well done lad. Gold Star.
>>82460182Train stabbing lass.
Do you think her parents have taken down her BLM poster?
>>82460206I really think they do, every time I have a meeting with my boss he tells me how great of a job I'm doing and how much everyone appreciates me. This is usually on a Friday when I've done fuck all other than wank from home with mouse mover app open. I'd be very pleased with my situation if the company wasn't being bought out by some horrible corpo.
Russia has attacked a nato member. ww3 is coming on strong
>>82460200She's a goddess mate, you'd be lucky to lick her unwashed arse so shut your fucking mouth.
>>82460111believe me, i know what it's like to be in your shoes. 'how drug mongs go on.' but i'm not doing the whole "Oh, I am ever so smart!" thing.less than 'i r teh smartest i know all them books' it's more just... existing, for long enough. i don't want to hedge off every last thing 'i'm older and wiser!' you might be older than me? i'm in my 30s. i'm not some 18-year-old on his gap yaah who's figured out the meaning of life, nor am i a 50-year-old bloke conked out in the pub. irony and all that has done something to the internet. it is irritating, but i hope it settles down, bit of a fad. like 'cringe'. real phenomenon that has always existed, but then it changes everything from language to people's general moods.the REAL irony is that even just typing this trying to account/anticipate for things, it felt incredibly awkward. you know what doesn't? being earnest. just say things.
>>82460200There's a certain isle of wight inbred look that she gives off. Those first two songs were fun but then they got hyped and everything else was pretty average.
>gold star for being a clever boy Do wagies really
>>82460221Probably not, but I heard they wiped the red circle off it.
>>82460230Each to their own lad. >>82460235She reminds me of a Ren and Stimpy close-up.
>>82460223ive learned that its mor important to be popular than good in this world
>>82460235Their second album is better than their first, and their first was really good.
>>82460229Conscription for single 18-29 year old men imminent
>>82460233Yet again you've used a conversation to jump off into your own retarded diatribes about stuff that doesn't matter. You're like a parody. I have more experience with life and drugs than you btw. > i know what it's like to be in your shoeslolI'm not interested in this conversation. I've had a ketamine addiction and I recommend you quit it. End of. Stop drivelling on about this other shit.
>>82460262Yeah found that out early. Never did any work in Sainsbury's and turned up baked. Always used to make a point of rushing to do things if an order came in last minute etc. None of the older women could understand why I was allowed to have hour long breaks or be a twat in general. It was because the supervisor knew if shit hit the fan I'd sort it. That's all that was needed.
Kinnel had to put the heating on just now
Boyfriend must be feeling very guilty now. Probably should've picked her up...especially as it was late evening.
>>82460270>tfw just become single as of 2 days ago>tfw early 20s and very physically fit with 0 health conditionsfuck fuck fuck fuck
>>82460218Don't care lmao
>DeadDolly XD
>>82460285recommend you tell the doc you're depressed asap
>>82460270fat middle aged and LAFFIN over here!
Is Dead dolly one of the noncenest characters?
right, enough psychology/drugs. time to get comfy.
>>82460304Balding and mid-30s here. Did start of basic training back in the day for the RAF but would also like to say 'Ave it!'
>>82460297mate of mine who was in the army said tell them youre a recovering heroin addict, apparently that works, im not but if I lie and say ive got mentol elves then it might work.
>>82460068he can't produce a keffiyeh on his head so he's taking it out on the average birmingham man. the reason he wanted one is so he can do crazy saudi car tricks in a school zone's roundabout with no alcohol needed.
>>82460315No reflection, no consideration of well meant advice, just chalk it up to you're smarter and know more and more experienced than everyone else so tldr just keep doing drugs is what's best. The walking stereotype of drug mong
>>82460116fooook yeah mate
>>82460320>>82460297>>82460285>not wanting to be turned into a fine red mist by the RussiansBuch of absolute queers lads ngl
Helper's world rising xDoncaster is pro-HHL. They know the score.
>>82460272>End of.you're right.i know this stuff can be frustrating. good to have a bit seethe. but we all want comfort. glad you've kicked your addiction, hope you have (or can find) good mates.
>>82460359Big Up the Donny Soldiers!
>>82460366that gif makes me think shes dead
Has anyone else noticed that Indian people always smell like curry?
>>82460369Doncaster is carrying the flag for.Helper's world tonight. Sunderland lads standing back and standing by. See what others do.Heil Hitler x
>>82460389not really, the ones at the factory wear perfume
>>82460345hahaha mate i am still registered with the BACP. got self-reflection in spades, me.the internet, eh
Had the day off yesterday and done fuck all today. Just don't feel like working anymore tbqhWould be very difficult for them to sack me too which just makes me care even less
Well this is going to be awkward to get rid of now... Anyone want a flag? Had this in the background during the custody hearing just to give the right impression.
Boils my piss when people ignore you and come off with shit like "oh i didnt see my phone"You silly cunt, i know you, you sit glued to that fucking thing all day every day
>>82460357yeahhh about that, im alright thanks lad>get legs blown off>still cant get a house, bird or a decent wageim alright 2bqhwyl
oh fuck YES >>82460369 mate you are what i needed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leIwPLXr9a8archive.org with all the old Devvo videos down? doesn't matter. we all fookin fookin buzzin
I will bleed red for engurland and kill blokes in my age bracket who I have more similarities with than the politicians im fighting on behalf of all for this moody shitty island.
>>82460415What factory? Don't tell me someone's manufacturing Indians. There's far too many of them already
>>82460453Are you a fan?Listen to ma' rhymes and tell me you amYou got the pennies and I got the scamsDoing it like the boys at WHAM!
>>82460474>1.451 billion IndiansHorrifying
Wonder how many TA office staff post here waiting to try and tempt the hopeless to sign away 4+10 years to work 120 hour weeks below minimum wage
>>82460474I'm tired after my shift and said factory, I meant amazon sub-contractor logistic warehouse where I go and pick heavy things to get stronger, you can just leave your work in the last half hour and go pray if you so choose and I can't complain. I think the Indian manufacturers you truly have to be worried about live in India as housewives
>seasideMARK been struggling with my mental health recentlyHE ONE OF UShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWY51AYbj-0
>>82460220shall shoot him a message on t' cord
>>82460519>am findin' fings very tuff, very tuff...
>>82460458it can't just be no sunlight at this point, not even half of english youth are like htis either I've had proper conversations with all of them.
Any lads here have a criminal record?
The hell are these idiots complaining about, get back to work.
>>82460532which way do they swing in terms of spilling their innards and dying brutally in a frozen trench on the outskirts of a village called some shit like kolachovakankadryntsizembronia? I dont know a single cunt my age willing
>>82460519Translation "I cant afford to drink as much as id like" Drunks love the ol mental elf card
>>82460547I have 2 cautions... One for being 'offensive' to my ex's mother when she was drunk around my kids and abusive and the second a cannabis award. That and a case that got thrown out but for some reason still stays on the file.
>>82460562well me neither, nobody around 18-24 i know who wants to go to get tangled in some slavic drone-fibre-optic mesh wastelands. nor did my parents flee saddam for me to go waste my life like that either. but if an aggressor step one metre onto our british shores, that's different, me and the boys will go marching two by two.
me? as a drone crashes into my trench killing my mate Steven, George and Alex instantly and I collapse to the muddy floor as my spine has been severed via the impact and I have 57 shrapnel wounds embedded into me, but thankfully my osprey assault body armour has prolonged my death, I will gaze at the overcast Ukrainian sky, 2km from the village of wzstyokoladenokwyczenstski. Safe in the knowledge that after my death and a ceasefire is eventually called, that mining companies can come in and extract useful minerals which will aid various companies and allow for their profits to increase.
On them whiskeys meFuming me xFlamingo Land xKicking off tonight x
>>82460560>mfw 130k 3 bed detached house in a nice villageSouthern cunts lmao
>>82460615Onward, Christian soldiers,marching as to war,With the cross of Jesusgoing on before!Christ, the royal Master,leads against the foe;Forward into battle,see his banner go!
>>82460418Your grandiose narcissism might be ketamine or it might just be you, idk have a think dr freud
>>82460547Shippy does. It not right what he did to poor Bobbin
Love talking to my social worker. We hardly talk about difficult stuff, mainly just about music and films. It's like having a friend for an hour or so
Once I've turned my bladder into scar tissue and I'm draining the NHS I've never contributed towards and the nappies are on for free I may deign to sparing the doctors a consultation or two dude what if we treated drug addiction like a health issue instead of a crime? Woah
britfeel is my social worker
>>82460638gonna be real shit looks like it's going to be more of a Christo-Islamic final crusade to Jerusalem collaboration people are more hopecored
If you think about it, is it a drug problem, or is it a TRAUMA problem? *mic drop* and then if you really think about it thats why I'm justified slashing my organs to ribbons
>>82460547Lollers does yes
>>82460638Jesus was never really crucified. It was just made to appear as if he was
unsupervised spacker on the loose
Imagine ruining someone's life and going to prison over an orgasm. Boggles the mind
>>82460672We had Reece-Mogg and the army in the local church last week giving a speech on taking back the UK from the imminent threat and how the army aren't happy with Starmer... I can see it being a Christian v Jew v Muslim showdown soon.
>>82460685Source: allah said so trust me bro
>>82460669Me too except I don't even get a response to most of my posts. I just use britfeel to blogpost/vent
SEASIDE UPDATE - he happy nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvDkm6bDD9c
>>82460701Nah lad, sources are: the Docetists, the Basildeans, the Carprocratians, the Valentinians, the Sethians, the Manichaeans, the Marcionites, and the Ebonites
>>82460720All sounds foreign to me lad. Can't be trusted.
The quran is such an ugly shitty book when you read it. You'd assume it's going to be like the bible and be an actual impressive read but it's just drivel. It speaks to the spiritual poverty of the people it came from and appeals to imo. Same as old Arabic art, Ottoman art it looks like shitty children's drawings compared to ours, laughable
Fancy McCoys, Ribena and a Twirl.
Nan just phoned, surprisingly informative, she's started stocking up "For the worst winter since 1963". Shes i think 74? so was about 10. She says she can smell it in the air.So, there you have it.
>>82460730I heard it made a massive Prophet though.
>>82460720Those are probably the sources Muhammad heard it third hand from yes just like when he took jesus pigeon miracles from the similarly non canonical gospel of Thomas. However only the biblical account has witnesses and is affirmed by all the apostles, church, etc
I watch Tenable, Tipping Point and The Chase from 3pm to 6pm. I'm sure many lads here do the same.
>>82460696the uncivilised, depraved and monstrous live among us and we should put them away, simple as.>>82460685this is generally accepted islamic consensus yet it is the core of western christianity so,>>82460701same god by the way>>82460698but look at the numbers, jew aren't a lot in this world, only millions, both christians and muslims are billions and the dominant in this world. if it's like you say it is, that sounds like a coup, because Reece-Mogg is a former minister wanting back in, the coup would have to succeed before a christian v muslim event happens in britain. but i mean there are such events happening to christians in gaza right now that even some christians are compelled to oppose it over here. if they do coup though unfortunately no Britons are armed with the slightest shit, for some reason everyone surrendered their handguns while criminals still have them because some retard shot up a school.
The Old Testament is a mad read.
>>82460730Calling Islamic art childish because it's not naturalistic is like calling jazz garbage because it doesn't sound like Mozart. As for the Quran, you don't judge a book of oral poetry by the standards of a written anthology like the Bible. If it were really drivel, it wouldn't have unified desert tribes into the largest empire on earth within a century.
Women have such nice necks.
>>82460744C'mon lad, none of the gospels we've got are actually eyewitness diaries. Mark's the earliest and doesn't even have the resurrection appearances in the oldest copy. Paul (the guy writing first) only ever had visions. So the 'all eyewitnesses' line is more Sunday-school spin than hard history. And as for 'all the church', you know that's not true. The Ebionites, the Gnostics, Marcion, they were "the church" too until Rome picked a winner. Councils don't happen if everybody agrees
>>82460762Weird how Allah said if mohammed told porky pies he would specifically end him by cutting his aorta and he ends up dying from poisoning crying about his aorta
>>82460643it is interesting that you mentioned 'might'. is there something about strength that concerns you?
What phone are you lads using/getting this current year?
Read like half the Quran when I was in a psych ward
>>82460762That is actually their attempt at naturalism. That's how bad it is.
>>82460789There's definitely an irony to it, but he didn't actually die from that poisoning. He just referred back to it later when he was dying.
>>82460762real, also the translation of the Quran does lose its poetry present in Arabic, the English Quran is more a matter-of-fact and clarity translation. You cannot translate such a thing. Similarly one should read the Old Testament in Hebrew and the New Testament in the Greek it was written with, but nowadays people don't really want to bother with diving deeper into the origins and true meanings and seeking knowledge like scholars used to.>>82460800maybe a pixel, those are easy to put custom os on and stop kier stalin's "for the children" overreach
Not taking religion advice from people that can't draw
Mac and cheese in the oven desu
>>82460315This gif makes me incredibly horny. What is wrong with me?
>>82460800Using the Motorola Razr 50 Ultra. Wish my contract was up already.
I forget how genuinely stupid most lads here are
>>82460800Obligatory >Ruthmong doesn't own a phone XD
>>82460780Vampire Love story is quite decent and not terrible.
>>82460827What post triggered this realisation lad?
Look how shite this is loool. State of it
>>82460827>presuming people are posting using more than the bare minimum IQ to get a (You)Shame on you lad.
>>82460780t. Nosferatu
>>82460838What's that then? Huh?
>>82460828Well he doesn't does he
>>82460801Bible would have been a better choice lad
>>82460851So what you're saying is it's actually high IQ lads that get giddy when someone replies to them on a message board?
>>82460877That type of thing has nothing to do with IQ
>>82460754Nah Mogg was talking as a Christian and apparently was seperating himself from political positions. He does quite a few church talks.As for weapons, not true lad. A lot of my friends have pistols, you can have them but it's oddly specific rules and nearly everyone around me has hunting bow and shotguns. Huge amount of squadies too, when we had issues with the pikeys they just went in and set fire to the vans. We had a rave here once and 3 people got shot, on girl lost her fingers (back in about 2006). Somerset is still pretty wild outside of the main hubs.
For me? It's Chibi Vampire.
get them tiktok views before helping a fellow human. sickening times we live in. can't go out without being recorded by someone for their shitty social media channels.
>>82460850doesn't look that far off our tapestries and illuminated manuscripts tbqhit all looks a bit simple/silly now but so do cave paintings. i really doubt they were even going for some artistic -ism, they were just painting a scene with the tools they had. of course that involves thoughts, feelings, and a mechanical process, but so does everything.
140 comments in an hour and a half? It's not for me.
>>82460809Yes lad, people should learn an entire ancient language just to read a book
muh cutie white woman
I have procured some fizzyslop to go with my rum, and a twin pack of dunkin donuts cheesecake flavour donuts.I have put the oven on and will be having pork sloptzel thin chips and veg for tea.*boogies in a slightly spazzy way*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vStjmYxetY0
Thanks anon's nan. I'll get a few extra bokkles of Peroni to see me through December.
>>82460887I remember seeing this in Waterstones years ago.
people will listen to alice practice by crystal castles and pretend it's good music
Why should I read books that millions of other people have already read? I'd just spend ages learning what they already know which won't set me apart in life. I'm better off reading /britfeel/ all day where every post HAS to be unique because of the R9K filter. Here I'm reading actual unique insights.
It not fucking right. She wouldn't have desired me as a partner but I feel fucking terrible right now.
>>82460818consult your gp for your broken drive idk>>82460850i think it's not the paintings you should be looking for, as for a while people were against depicting living beings. however, art was present in every other object around them, the architecture, the chess pieces, their swords, their containers..>>82460882like have they put away the pistols for a rainy day or is it allowed but registered with the police basically? i always dreamt of getting a 12 gauge just for the range instead of having to fly to the middle east but at least there you can full on shoot AKs>>82460907why not? what have you to lose but your time in the pursuit of the infinite gain of more knowledge? you hit the gym for your arms and legs, but won't train your brain the same way?
pee pee poopy poo
>>82460877It's certianly less than they're capable of, that i'm sure of.
>>82460950It's decent tune but not my favourite of theres. That would be Kerosene or Sad Eyes
>months of psy-shilling Crosta Mollica pizzas on /britfeel/>months of psy-shilling Gopuff on /britfeel/>the algorithms get the message>Crosta Mollicas are 1/2 price on Gopuff>too out of my head to even order
Demolished a bag of Quavers. We're eating good britfeel
>>82460950Never heard of him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4YF46B9e6c
>>82460962I think we should wait for the full story lad. It could be that she was in the wrong
>>82460975>You're out of Crosta>You're out of time>You're too out of your head to order it online
White nationalism is useless if white women refuse to have children. We are going to be a very different country by 2050.
>>82460965It's like shotguns lad. Long barrelled pistols for 'target practice'. The whole license system is a joke anyway, they have to find a reason for you not to have one.For example, just go to a farmer down the pub and buy him a pint and then he'll write out that you are helping him dispose of vermin etc. then you apply for the license. Unless you have a criminal record involving violence or gangs or you are legit mental health then you will get the license.
>>82460962why is some next average American killing relevant here? please>>82460951you could just repeat the same shit and alter it like "I saw a girl today. Window." but at least it's not /pol/ people are a bit more sensible here.
mind you, those pizzas have definitely gotten worse. for an 'upmarket' brand their fresh pizza is actually, somehow, worse than not just regular supermarket fresh pizzas, but their own frozen ones.also fuck Bitcoin for taking the crypto- prefix from us. you should be able to say something is crypto-(verb)ing without people seeing 'crypto' and thinking of cryptocurrencies.
>>82460996It's just his latest gimmick lad. We're all seething. Threads being won left right and centre.
>>82460996Shit like this will be more common as Britain imports millions of these monsters in over the coming decades.
>>82460950It's a great song lad. Used perfectly in Skins which also has the best soundtrack of all time
>>82460995what if you're mildly autistic but a perfectly functioning human still? not sure if it counts as mental health, been a good boy though>>82461012roar
The Reddit-progressive who insulted me in a post last year has not posted in 3 months. The result of my campaign of downvotes and reports on all his posts.
My piss smells like beef noodles
>>82461020>The Reddit-progressive who insulted me in a post last year has not posted in 3 months. The result of my campaign of downvotes and reports on all his posts.Corr
>>82461016Honestly have no idea lad. I know depression is a no no so I would say it may be an issue. You do have to have a medical check (like they look through your file) from my understanding.
>>82461012The only monster I know is our homegrown monster who fantasises about murdering that girl from York, Ruth Crossman
>>82461015Liked season 5 and 6 with the lass from Golden Campus. Cracking pair of tits in her.
>>82461044Stop posting her name, she doesn't publish it herself.
>crosslad>ruth crossmanI'm connecting the dots
>>82461020ultimately he's on your mind rent-free so who won>>82461036wicked i'm sorted then B)
>>82461016You can also still have rifles too I forgot to say. Like a Lee Enfield etc. There's rules on magazines etc. I'm no expert. It's all in the gumpf the gov give you.https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1968/27
>>82461065I won. He's stopped posting.
>>82461055What's worse, posting or name or wanking about killing her like you do????
Wish I had a gf like Cassie from Skins
>>82460215Good shit, my guy. Good shit.
>>82461077I'm not ruthmong lad. I'm just looking out for an innocent girl you're obsessed with.
>>82460950>>82461015nah the Skins thing was 'cringe' as hell. doesn't Tony even say, 'yeah!! Crystal Castles(TM)!'if you were there at the time (i'm guessing you were) do you not see how...fake it all was?>oops i accidentally uploaded our song to MySpace ohhh noooooyeah yeah all bands have marketing. but this was specifically irritating.ultimately, the irony is, Crystal Castles' music is actually pretty good. it's just good music.even though at the time it was bad music, in a technical sense:https://www.theguardian.com/music/2008/apr/18/electronicmusic.shopping(even reading old Guardian comments of the time, "These are really anti-everything, aren't they?" stood out to me)yeah it's 'clashy' but i know what i like. however, the marketing, Skins, all that? nah, that's just corporate/industry wank. can fuck right off.
Never wanted to kill anyone you nasty little mong boy.
>>82461061It's ruth crossmong
rly wide clownkeeps lookin' at merly wide clowngoin' to townrly wide clownpissing fig rolls rly wide clowngiz a ciggy
Saw Crystal Castles in 2012, Ethan Kath stood behind me when the support was on
>>82461101I'm pretty sure Tony definitely doesn't say that, he is brain damaged at the beginning of season 2, he barely remembers his own name until he fucks the lass with the tattoo.
which youtube babe has the cutest neck?
>>82461096You're a good lad, thank you for looking out for my Ruthie
>>82461114What's it like being near THE MOST EVIL MAN IN MUSIC?
>>82461114Jealous he got to groom and abuse Alice tbqh de kid. Bet he raped her. Do you think he raped her?
>>82461061i (>>82439132) am right there with you palhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGWIjV7BNEw
His name? Darren Sutton. Hello Darren.
Let's have a most hated man in music off.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLGZ363U6lk
Darrenmong
>>82461129I'd say Ian Watkins was probably worse desu...https://youtu.be/_nlJgA_xWU8?si=acmhoGuwj0RZzfe8
Crazy thing is her name used to be like Smith before she found britfeel
>>82461147Doubt it, heard the baby seduced him.
>The poem BROILER from the bundle Black Seedare those really broilers?they look sohappy
*saunters down the thread staircase*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sjGBXckGB4
>The poem GRILL STEAKS from the bundle Unicorns in TightsBANGFuuuuckkkkWhat we havin' for tea anyway
>>82461121aye it's been a bit, just one of those in films/telly where [band] happens to be playing, let's get the tickets to [band] and a character says "get in, [band]!"not saying it's product placement like they have in the US. American programmes DO randomly go on about products in a way telly over here didn't. but the way it all played out, some grassroots band gaining popularity, did NOT feel organic in the slightest.maybe it was Sid.
>The poem MYSTIQUE from the bundle Waves in the NightDennis' side chickwalked into the seaand neverreturned
>>82461147It was all a lie about Ian Watkins. It merely appeared like he committed those crimes. The police and the courts believed they had evidence. But remember what Imam al-Sadiq said: if a man on the ninth level saw what was in the heart of the tenth, he'd call it disbelief. Those "witnesses" are just stuck on Level 9 perception.
>The poem MAN ALIVE from the bundle Megamixmonday: bingotuesday: bingowednesday: bingothursday: bingofriday: bingosaturday: bingosunday: day off
>>82461169Don't know, I didn't even know who the fuck Crystal Castles were at the time but I liked the sing. First two seasons of Skins were really decent, even 3 and 4 which got a bit comical and over the top near the end with all the serial killer bollocks.
>The poem CULTURE from the bundle Is It Foreign?smells oddis itforeign?
After Ian Watkins was caught do you think the band Lost Profits?
>>82461147lol that was good.i think if i was H from Steps i would just change my name. take the coward's way out. deed poll, right to the head.
3 years without tobacco today. Good shit
>The poem TINDER from the bundle Tea Cups in the Sandchicken breastin a bin bagafter a four week holidayis how your fannysmells
>>82461201Kunt and the Gang are underrated in my opinion.I would definitely be changing my name. Or even adding (not the paedo) as a middle name.
>The poem ONLY CONNECT, unpublishedshe set the backlightto maximumbut stilldidn't get it
>>82461191Hurrhurrhurr
>The poem CENTRICA from the bundle Flowersthe man in the wheelchaircould walk againupyesa little morenohe misinterpreted it
If you take egcg supplements, it's something that's in green tea, while you're doing ketamine it drastically reduces the damage it causes your urinary system. How do I know? I read it on a reddit thread and took it as gospel. I already had some since it's also really good for reducing mdma comedowns, so now when I've got some k in I take a few of these egcgs and I don't have the weird uncomfortable pains for a week or so after. Unless I do a shitload, but it's still not as bad as it was. Thoroughly recommended to ketlad, I get them off ebay, you want the now foods ones, 400mg egcg. I am collecting two grams of k next week and I am excited about it oh yes I am.
>>82461188>I didn't even know who the fuck Crystal Castles were at the time but I liked the sing. i thought it was just random noise/chaos at the time, i mean you could just make professional music, at home. don't even need FruityLoops any more, Mac laptops have that GarageBand. kids mucking about in software instead of in a recording studio.'Alice Practice' was a demo track they didn't MEAN to upload to MySpace it was an accident, tee hee, but then it went 'viral' (for the time) and suddenly, Crystal Castles. like they were this thing, here, have you heard Crystal Castles? terrible reviews because of their chaotic noise music, but they're good aren't they? we're the MySpace generation, finding music online, ourselves.it was all LIES and WE ALL FELL FOR IT. but yeah i came round to it, routinely listen to their albums (1), (II), and (Three) when i'm out and about. perfect nightwalk music.
>>82461122>which youtube babe has the cutest neck?Marmiteman4
>>82461245Sorry it's a mental illness that happens the moment you have kids. Thanks for acknowledging my mental illness.
more traditional US music industry shite, but don't even get me STARTED on Paramore. yes their music is fine, but it was just Hayley Williams' weird churchy parents who worked for a talent agency and wanted their angel to be a star. the actual genre/music did not matter.there are guitarlads in these very threads who could be making music from their own talent, the pop music world makes me sad. all music is K-pop.
>>82461278having kids? Ian Watkins knows all about that.
Shall be doing the other thing soon, me
What is the price of a tropical goat?
Shame they had to do this (urgh skip 60 sec), as it's a good bit of melodic noise.Shame what happened to her, but she should be pleased she made some choons.https://soundcloud.com/taylorchra/kept-a-secret
>Lack of access to assisted reproductive technologies is a form of healthcare inequality experienced by LGBT people.[6] Only a bolshewikipedia tranny could come up with newspeak shit like this honestly
>>82461315Love it! See this is the kind've humour I can appreciate.
Feeling good now the rum is flowing, desu.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LFxr2bUEUY
>The poem NO from the bundle Modern Arthe painteda triangleand named itcow
>The poem CLOUSEAU from the bundle Lawnmowing in Banburyfor fivehourshe filmed thefront door andlo and beholdhe lived at number 9
>The poem SWEETENERS from the bundle Tea Cups in the Sandsugar?nothank youit's monday
>The poem POULTRY from the bundle Alone Means Alonehe blewhis brainsoutnext to thewotsits cheese multipacks
piss?nah
ruth ironically taking her groovy chick bedding to uni
Australian asmr lass is going thot mode. Corr to think this lass goes to church every sunday too.
I like some grime songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G91IsO_CsDs
>The poem GREEN IS JUST A COLOUR from the bundle Altruists Never Crycauliflower?fuck that
>>82461398Similar to the OF lass that claims she's religious.God knows. FAFO.t.Lad that isn't going to heaven
>The poem BALCONY, unpublishedthe newneighbourslaugh a lotgoodfor them
>>82461402we love are grimes x
Can I get a yeehaw?
>>82461426She's not too bad, indeed.Songnotrelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv9fNPjgk
>The poem LIECHTENSTEIN from the bundle Yonderfuckingthat pineapplewas less eroticthan expected
>>82461416I wouldn't mind her going the OF way. I don't believe god wanted women to hide their talents.
>The poem ADOPTION from the bundle Altruists Never Cryever the contrarianheadopted awhite child
Let's get midskool up in this bishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKzWLUQizz8
>The poem MARS from the bundle Is It Foreign?frying a mars barwas harderthan itseemed
>The poem PIRATES from the bundle Holistically Speakingdespitehis wonky leghe smileddaily
>>82461464This stupid whore makes me so hard.
>The poem IKEA from the bundle Modern ArtI'm returningthis wardrobeit doesn't matchwith my wife
Thank you all for your attention tonight. Until next time.
Mum said I need a girlfriend.
My wife died,and then,I creampiedher corpseand I cried.
peomfella
>>82461398Where did she post this? Who gets off to this edited shit? I want 4K resolution of naked lassies where I can zoom in and count the freckles on her arse.
>>82461384same>>82461505all the best mate
>>82461570It just the blurred version because I'm not a paying simp.>>82461497She is just a beautiful australian lass lad.
What is the slags name?
>>82461617Still, she's not even showing anything. She needs to whore out completely.
>>82461623Yeah it's probably some skin-toned leggings. What a cock baiter.
right, lads, crack it into your skull:to err is human.get that in there, doesn't matter how old you are, make this an instinct like muscle memory or object permanence. to err is human.i know we laugh and moan about AI now, it's taking jobs, that's not the point. to err is human. a system can perform a task amazingly well. to err is human. got it?
>>82461622LaurensASMR on youtube but she has a few other places too.
>>82461391Reckon she getting a few more fill ups from will?
That rightoid Charlie Kirk is dead lol
can she get them any shorter?
does anyone else hallucinate insects? this has started happening multiple times daily, like I will be doing whatever then see something scuttling up the side of the wall, or across the floor etc. Dunno if I should be concerned.
I have never watched or listened to a single asmr video or audio. For this reason I am better than all of you. I am old and wise and powerful.
>>82461770Fucking hell. America is dangerous territory these days.
>>82461785yeah it's pretty common. sometimes it's just eye floaters, or you're a bit tired, right.other times it's that bastard bit of fluff on the bathroom floor that WAS just a bit of fluff, but then it was actually a spider. escaped me the next day, too. a double-hallucination.
>>82461797I think he was probably a deplorable shill but I keep watching the video over and over. The blood, the way the body seizes up. Grim stuff
sakes, just seen another go up the wall wtf
>>82461808this didn't used to happen tho, I get eye floaters but its like an actual spider or legged thing scuttling about
>>82461770how unfortunate*informs the apus*
>>82461812Yeah he probably dead. Right in the neck. Bald boomer did it I think.
>>82461817>>82461826might be a spider, then.i'm on ket atm which isn't really a hallucinogen in the psychedelic sense, but even sober there are spiders (why wouldn't there be?)
>>82461794I only watch them before bed. It nice watching sweet girls.
>>82461835Not my political cup of team but damn what a way to go. I'm sure there will be some dodgy shit in the US next few days
>>82461843because these ones are huntsman sized and its on a while wall, couldn't go anywhere
Bet Ukrainian lass had a tidy innie
QRD on Charlie Kirk?i'm with that anon earlier who said he used to follow the US /pol/ shite. maybe it's fun like supporting a football team, but fuck me is it a lot to keep track of.
bro just got game ended fr fr no caphttps://xcancel.com/mog_russEN/status/1965852138262900865#m
>>82461833hold off lad, not sure hes actually dead yet
>>82461861low iq right wing mong who pushed fake news on social media
>>82461846>cup of teamWhat did he mean by this?
>>82461861American fella who got shot.
>>82461872>not sure hes actually dead yethe got shot in the neck >>82461870
>>82461856I'm sure she had a nice one but have some respect lad. I wish I could have intervened and saved her.
>>82461897Couldn't you have just fucked the corpse? I don't think she'd mind
>Wifeberg dropped her knock off unicorn beanie baby that I bought her with tokens hardly acquired at Hastings pirate day behind the sofa >Came back with a reasonably large, dead spider, covered in web stuck to it>She told me there were spiders everywhere dying>Did not appreciate me explaining to her that this spider corpse had been captured and killed by a more aggressive and likely larger spider You live and you learn I suppose.
Looking forward to the civil war in America
>>82461889yeah i just saw it on pol, he dead, the apus can be informed
>>82461897Already had a wank to her pictures from her socials lad
Died for his rights
>>82461916>Looking forward to the civil war in AmericaNo lad they talk a good unrest but they are full of shit even with their guns
>>82461947We need that level of commitment from politicians, desu.
Mum asked to see the charlie kirk video lol
>>82461989Show your mum the shooting lad you dont see anything anyway
>>82462013She said OH SHIT! you see all the blood bro
Is crossykins ever returning
Mum will watch a man getting shot but won't watch a woman being stabbed on a train. What the fuck is wrong with women?
>>82461874>>82461885thanks lads.not saying America ISN'T important, but why aren't people going on about>oh, the Chinese diplomat is rumoured dead>word is, the Indian ambassador was a nonceetc?i know they make a lot of good stuff in our pop culture, and they had themselves some good ideas of self-determination and liberties, ra ra up th 'sa, butwhy America and not Bulgaria or some place?(ketposting, each character contains detail/time)
Vile cow.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c79vd1r1011o
OOooh I just love a happening
>>82462047>i know they make a lot of good stuff in our pop cultureThat's more or less it. Similarities between countries, media banging on about them a lot, music.Only bulgarians I know, are a lad I talked to in the /LPMTG/ on /pol/, and the uncle from the wombles.
It would be cool if more left wingers actually did something and shot the right wing mouthpieces. Would sincerely like it if someone shot that whiny little fuck Shapiro. I don't participate in the culture wars, I can't imagine anything less productive than watching idiots "debate" on youtube but I did watch him on Andrew Marr and I genuinely can't understand how anyone can listen to him talk. I've never encountered someone more deserving of bullying. Also just wish they'd attack deserving people instead of shooting up schools, do something good if you're going to an hero and take out someone evil on a societal level. Bunch of cowards.
This shooting has got my entire night sorted. Gonna be fun watching updates and arguments in the early hours of the morning.
Can ya feel the shift?
Seen the shooting on /pol/ the bullet hit the jugular vein, that nigga is stone cold dead bled out like a pig in the slaughter house. RIP
>>82461947sick cunt
>>82462135Couldn't give a fuck to be honest. If all of Palestine got wiped out in the next few mins I wouldn't skip a beat. Not my problem.All I want is food prices down, big corporations to actually pay tax and other than that people to stop telling us what we can and can't do. I just want to sit in my garden and smoke a cigar and enjoy some whiskey. Read a book or watch a film that's actually new and the character building isn't just 'they are black' or 'they are gay' Don't have a problem with them, just don't want to read about it or watch it... Sick of some big company that could not give a fuck about gays making all of their marketing about it. Even my gay mates bloody hate it.It's like Russia... It wasn't that long ago BBC was saying how bad the Ukranian dictator was and now its all oh aren't they great. No, you just want their grain and minerals... Treat Russia like shit since the 50s and wonder why it suddenly goes mental when you try and get the Ukraine into an allegiance system. It's not fucking hard is it lads?
corr it international suicide day today lads, whats your favourite suicide
>>82462192>Can ya feel the shift?Nothing will happen
>>82462213Surprised this got through the filter.
>>82462239Helium and a CPAP machine
>>82462173Is it bad that I feel excited? Always fun
>>82462240>Nothing will happenIt has begun.
whats happening now? another happening already? fucks sake
>>82462358>whats happening now?I'm off to pour another rum n lemonade.
Need confirmation that he's dead. It would be a miracle if it did happen, he must have lost like 3 pints of blood within seconds of getting shot, but I need confirmation
>>82462235Well it's not gonna happen, you can't just make things better for you without changing the entire system that exists to make things worse for us and better for billionaires.
>>82462235desu, focus on world politics is mostly a distraction to get people to stop focusing on what's going on outside.I'll worry about Russia when they're on my doorstep, and middle easterners can do whatever they want, as long as they keep it over there.Literally, what does it have to do with me? I don't even know where Palestine is.
incredibly wide penis
av put sauce on my food and its too spicy blegh :<
>>82462388Put some salad cream on it. That will neutralise the spice.
>>82462399Salad cream is prole food
Put all your bennies on apple stock lads. I think we gonna be rich.
shut the hell up about some American guy, take it to /pol/, i am sure they have a lively thread about it.>>82462387>>82462388THIS is the type of discussion i'm here for.
>>82462378I just do what I want lad. never let stupid things like law stop me. Smoke a j in the street, grab my single malts from the local fence. I have enough savings to not work for a few years. It's really not that bad if you just don't care and do what you want.It's mainly the entertainment like I said. I've been reading the classics again and buying books directly from authors, watching indie etc. Just wish I didn't have to put that effort in. Just be nice to walk down the road and not feel like a stranger in the country. Why I moved into a rural area, don't have to deal with shit holes.>>82462381Yeah. Who cares? I've lived in the woods for a week just for a laugh. Lived in squats etc. People bitch too much and ruin their lives over stuff that just doesn't matter. Fuck it.
>>82462426Take it to /ck/ and /lgbt/.
>>82462436Yeah man you're so cool
>>82462414>SaIad cream is prole food
/americanpoliticiansfeel/
Charlie kirk isn't a politician.
got a snotty nose, powering through, 0.5ltrs of milk down, good fucking god
>>82462375he'll pull through lad, the apus and true britfeelers are praying for him
/cookingandhomosexualityfeel/
>>82462444Think what you want lad. Living the dream here. Who cares about cool? Stoned, sipping a whiskey reading 4chan in between chapters of Meg 3 Primal Waters. Life is sweet. If I want work I'll go get some cash in hand work doing some carpentry for a bloke down the pub.people seem to act like there was ever a point in human history where people weren't oppressed by billionaire equivalent. Guess what? Get rid of the money and then some Alpha Chad will take over and he'll beat you and take your shit. What's the difference? Humans are animals...
you know what's really strange? this is a shooting. and before /pol/, before /new/, before /n/ (i think) there has always been /k/.and /k/ seems pretty fucking cool. they just talk about guns.
>>82462482>British >Praying Shiggydiggy
>>82462418Don't think you are allowed to have investments while on bennies. They ask about it with those bank account reviews.
desu, I don't get salad cream as a thingDo people not know you can just use mayonnaise as a base, and mix it with mustards or all kinds of things, and it ends up tasting better?It's all post-war poverty food that boomers are addicted to, because they couldn't get real stuff back then, innit?
>>82462495Just buy gold and never mention it...
>>82462496It just tastes nice you crying wanker get over yourself
>>82462487I'm not sure what your point is but it does really seem like you're desperately trying to prove how cool you are to non-existant internet britbots.
>>82462496I quite enjoy spam (the product).
>>82462509Worse than mayo, just vinegared down white oil. What's the point?
charlie kirk to survive and convert to muslimism
I dont get it, im on t212 and apple doesn't look that insane, do you mean longterm investments? idk how much to put into apple
>>82462509tastes like tangy plastic
>>82462513Think what you want lad. Just sick of people being look 'Ooh ooh life is hard because I'm retarded and BILLIONAIRES' Why do I care about anything more than a mile from me? Can't we just chat about cock and fanny? Where's the memes and the trips? I want to take the piss out of HHL or Shippy. Last few nights it's just OMG muuuurrriiicccaa. This isn't pol
Apparently he's still alive. Maybe prayers do work
>>824625412bf wages are shit and everything is stupid expensive
>>82462549Yeah it is. Doesn't stop us having fun on here though does it? Can't we have a bit of a daft laugh?
me? yogurtmaxxing, tongue has cooled
>>82462542Dick Van Dyke?
sabrina carpenter? wee gremlin caked in make up, simple. as.
Lads, what you think of my new hat I ordered?
Ukie girl dead, Kirk dead, Starmer going to resign because he's a none defender. Big weekend approaching de chaps
i feel unable to properly grasp the sense of scale here. don't Americans get shot all the time? and don't they believe that all men are created equal?horrible stuff for his family, but if i told you RIGHT NOW that someone in Belgium had just been shot, you'd have the same reaction i'm having to the American stuff.my point isn't that we should be callous psychopaths, it's that yous need to get over deifying America.
/americanpoliticalactivistfeel/
>>82462599Saturday is Tommy's march this week
>>82462600Exactly. Someone wiped out the whole of Leeds? Oh well... check out this pic of tits. That's what this place used to be like. Where's all the non poltards?
>>82462605you're not wrong. you're not wrong.had no
>>82462599they got Shatner?
He's confirmed dead. Womp womp
Bloody love Ernest films me.
Got a ten pound note in my change earlier, and I've noticed something weird, I think the Queen's dead. Not seen her a round for a bit, have you?
This one is a personal highlight.
>>82462612oooo aye saw that one, they're marching in London?>>82462614i'll try to engage with them if it's their thing, i like reading about people's experiences and interests. but it's just another thing, y'know? mind you. i am somewhat on the kettingtonshire upon mind you.
Remember this banger?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNyzjQtgJjA
>>82462686>marching in London?yeah
>>82462679>I think the Queen's dead.no need for alarm, they'll bring out Queen II.
it's over lads x
>>82462712right, fair enough. seems like a significant event.explain to me (as you would to a child, perhaps a person on ketamine) who Charlie Kirk was, and what has happened. maybe why it matters. i want the /britfeel/ QRD.
>>82462712Which one was he again?
he dead lads no rite
students couldn't hack the facts and logic (Ben Shapiro style)not right
>>82462723We get it lad you dont engage with the world youve never heard of alex Jones or ben shapiro any other completely surface level American political figure you've only heard of literally whos on twitter and follow every details of their life through kiwifarms and tattlelife but it's so beneath you to know these other people that everybody on the internet knows though this is a great gimmick
It's a bit sad all this death n doom n gloom innit.
>>82462723he was an online far right tradright con, call it what you want but one of those cultish MAGA grifters. Pathetic weasel gimp. But i suppose he had some fair points to say about things, but shameless soulless. sad for his family, really fucked way to go out and it's a peak one brev. seen by billions in the next few years. their kids will.
so the protests we have here, where people are angry about immigrants and all that.picture them, in your head, few pints in, waving their flags, yelling away....now give them guns.America, lads.
Hopefully we can get another few days of the how cool and aloof am I gimmick its great
There's a certain irony to a guns rights activist getting shot in cold blood
>>82462793eh it's almost chivalrous. But gunfreaks are weirdos.
>>82462768It's definitely beating the I'm a fragile cunt that bases his entire personality and life around the news. I thought that was for britpol
>>82462761hahaha proper tickled me, this.>>82462764cheers lad. i am watching BBC News now. definitely grim for anyone to die at 31, whoever they are. agree with >>82462763
>>82462763happens to us all de lid. just remember that every day above ground's a great day x
>say some things lefties don't agree with>get killedWorlds fucked isn't it lads. Dude had a wife and two kids.
Look at the norks on her.
So we have to just sit back and listen when ketmong diatribemong goes on his pet diatribes about shit nobody cares about but an international news story he's so stumped phwoar never heard of JFK me xd
Shite is about to hit the fannington in the land of the free
Civil war? Maybe a civil war.
>>82462811and the distance too? my god! what a snipe. bullet probably went in the neck and straight out or bounced around his upper chest. Grizzly. No suspect too lel. This could get spicy
Anyone been fishing recently? Thinking about getting back into it.
>>82462848Agree. It's going to be some insane back and forth left v right thing there for a while I think.
american years of lead, oh aye xhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Years_of_Lead_(Italy)
>>82462768mate i am quite literally intoxicated by ketamine atm it's even taking me a while to properly read and write posts, i'm putting the effort in.buti just don't actually know who this person is. have a picture of a cat. i hope it sooths you
Girl stabbed out of nowhere, patriot shot, Russia trolling Poland, Israel telling Trump to fuck off and doing what they want. Trump garn flip.
>last words were 'gang violence'>wife and kids were in the crowd watching>probably a few feet awayYikes.
>>82462767I think Americans ultimately do a lot less, because of this presumption that their guns will save them.You always see Americans posting selfies with their guns like "get a taste of freedom, britfags...". Yeah, now what? Why haven't any of the problems in your country gone away?
>>82462831oh just you wait until you realise i tyoed my post then went to click the picture of a cat, bu couldn't find a good one so i put the bunny instead. that'll have you.>>82462860corrr fishing. not since i was little. dad was very into it. went flyfishing a few times but i mostly just slept. love the outdoors, mind. what kind of fishing you thinking of?
>>82462902>Gang Violence B-)>Great! :D>CRACK
RIP Britfeel. We tried, we really did but the poltards kept coming in like the migrants on boats. Shippy, HHL. You were wankers but you were our wankers. Without you there's nothing left. We had a good run. Call in the jannies, it ain't pretty in there.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvA2smmMSDA&list=RDcvA2smmMSDA&start_radio=1
>>82462905Nah man they're like us but mega skitz. They are always killing eachother over stupid shit. all races and creeds over there. spiritually evil place desu
>>82462905They like to think they'd use them against some tyrannical government (who, for some reason, doesn't have bigger guns) instead of the reality which is that they use them to shoot animals, innocent people and themselves
Honestly thinking the person who shot him was at least trained. Crack shot from that range
>>824610473rd gen was AWFUL. 1>2>>>>>>>>>>>3
>>82462908Carp lad cast out a bubble stick on the alarm and have a gert juicy spliff. Get bored then I'll fish the margin with some maggots get some perch, roach etc.
>>82462938America has had a tyrannical government that has been willfully killing it's own people for decades.We've seen numerous wars started over lies. We've seen the opioid crisis caused by them throwing poor communities to the wolves. We've heard reports of fucked up things happening on private islands, that the rich and powerful are all seemingly in on. We've seen systematic efforts to disenfranchise people based on race or gender.At what point do they realise they're already in the ghost story?
>>82462963Would have enjoyed to be a sniper in a squad back in the Second WW. I reckon I'd be decent at it.
lmaohttps://www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some-etsy-witches-to-curse-charlie-kirk
>>82462963I dunno with modern rifles lad. Wehn we were in cadets you got 5 shots on a shitty Enfield 303 and you had to have 3 of them in a 5p coin to get the award. That's 25m I think. When you passed you got the L98 which is basically the SA80 in single shot form.
>>82462989I really want to go over there and see how skitz it is. If anything, it'll make me appreciate things a bit more over here. But man it does sound like a truly dreadful place. And I mean that literally - it's fucking scary.
>>82462924Did you miss HHL spending all last night posting about Poland and Russia? Shippy and HHL are both poltards, they found 4chan through politics (stormfront)
>>82462999Checked.Slags are out of control.
A lot of britfeel personalities are failed pol personalities - Lollers too, Chika years ago posted nothing but Trump magatard shit unironically. Always have been
>>82463013Yeah but they would also post non political stuff too. America wasn't the only topic. Then we would all take the piss. I remember when britpol tried taking over one night in 2020 and we all roasted them going between the two. Good times.
>>82463035Wow lad sounds like you really done them you're hard ain't you
>>82463034Like remember when we just called SHippy a nonce and spent ages producing images from his pub trip to piss him off. What happened to that energy. We're all moping around now talking about minor youtubers.
>>82463034Where is Lollers? Any news?
>>82463056If you want to see the same posts that have been made hundreds of times before you can look at the archives
>>82463056Your dollies have all left because you're a boring bellend big man
>>82463072How about we do some new posts? If you need some material I can always start posting up some images of my life you can take the piss out of. I'll take one for the team.>>82463085I'm 5ft6 lad. Unless you're talking about my nob.
Israel announcing it is going total war against the entire Middle East.Kinnel x
>>82463011idk. Parts of America seem neat. I kind of fancy the idea of living in Texan suburbia like King of the Hill, or in some middle of nowhere place in the middle of the woods or out in the desert.
*rides through the thread pulling a wheelie*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9_0yCQo9a8
>>82463106Corr.C'mon lads, thread outing to /pol/ to watch some happenings.
>>82463056sign that you've been here too long pal. People have moved on. Not being mean here, that's just how it is with everything. Music scenes, gaming communities, high school friend groups, work colleagues. People move on.
>>82463129Yeah I did and came back recently. Used to like the discussions about British life lad. I've obviously been gone too long. Even the thread art is BS nowadays.
*stands in the corner of the thread being all mysterious n sheeit*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDaKqrcxSG8
>>82463106Where does one find this announcement, apparently made in the middle of the night in Israel?
Corrr, that Charlie guy was dead on arrival. Whoever shot him is experienced. Why do Americans act like one person killing another person is some sort of fuel for an entire movement. Bunch of fucking idiots. There's a reason Trump does speeches behind bulletproof glass. If you piss off enough people there's a good chance one of them will try and murder you.
Almost 10 years of peace, then the left have to spoil it.
>>82463112Got a mate from Wakefield moved out to Maine with his US bitch. He's enjoying it. Has a boat and goes fishing. Mad money for engineers over there in the right category (military)
>>82463173both current major wars were started by nationalist states or they are the main aggressor now
>real shit happens>glowwies start throttling my internetFFS, I'm not trying to start a beta uprising, you spackers. I'm shitposting with the boys.Go and bother a real criminal.
>>82463173Get a grip retard. Americans are too stupid to see nuance, you're not a stupid Yank are you?
>>82463196Be a really convenient time for Ofcom to order ISPs to block 4chan hmmmmmmm
lol charlie kirk deserved it, still grim to see the footage but he got to the find out stage. maybe though americans should keep their shit over there and not here?>>82463206ofcom is a joke ISPs use dns blocking easily circumvented
Why didn't a good guy with a gun help him?
americago to schoolget shot
>>82463216How did he deserve it lad? For speaking honestly? Noone should be harmed for expressing their views in a country with actual freedom of speech. Tolerant left my arse.
>>82463270i'm not leftist but i take issue with a "man" actively pushing for bombing children, stop this "left-right" nonsense, he pushed for war, pushed for guns, and voila, the trash is taken out.
>>82463194I checked google, and the last attack by the right on a figure on the left was jo cox.
>>82463289Not all humans are equal lad.
>>82461870Quite bussin, is it not unc
>me sitting here acting like I know who Charlie Kirk isHrrmrm. Yes...
>>82463308which is why i called him a "man".
>>82461101You just made all of that up. No one says the words Crystal Castles, you can't even see their name when they're on stage
>>82463341Not all men are equal either.
He's up there sat behind a table trying to get the big man to change his mind in the sky now.
The ukro lass probably reminded dahnald of his own half-slavoid daughterSad innit
>why won't they deliver to the highlandslol holy shit you live in an inhospitable environment which is at a higher altitude than the highest mountains of England and Wales whilst also being much further northDo highlandfags really...?
Just before 9/11 too. Patriots are in ruins
All kicking off hereWarned you lids x.I'm back soon. Stand back and stand by xJews enjoy White humiliation and suffering x
Look how old these cunts look now lads. Madhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9r5nwiplYk&list=RDv9r5nwiplYk&start_radio=1
>>82463382Don't get me started on them. They would order a tow bar from us and be surprised when we wouldn't deliver. Like noone fucking delivers there you mong, you live there you know this. Why are you acting like a spaz and wasting my time.
>>82462924>RIP Britfeel. We tried, we really did but the poltards kept coming in like the migrants on boats. >Shippy, HHL. You were wankers but you were our wankers. Without you there's nothing left. We had a good run. Call in the jannies, it ain't pretty in there.
Had the pleasure of meeting Charlie Kirk at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.
>>82463418Pretty much yeah. There used to be a few things going on at least. Imagine if this was just britket and it was all ket related. That would be shit too.Variety is the spice of life
>>82463418You get to a point where just mentioning things that are objectively happening in the real world is "/pol/".
>>82463407How dare you. Deliver the tow bar to my house along a 15 mile single track country lane in the mountains.
>>82463396I liked these when I was a teen, then saw them on some radio2 thing the other day.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n5bvYJhmPE
Charlie Kirk was like the American HHL.That's how fucked up America is. They took some HHL type retard and made him famous, rather than putting him in a care home away from the rest of us
>>82463452Aaaaaahhh! Then they hit you with the 'I'm working on the mainland so I can't sign for it' Never hated the Scottish until I had that job.>>82463454I had no idea they were still going.
what the helly
>>82463472Neither did I. They had their 1 armed drummer as well. OG lineup still I think.
>>82463454Saw Def Leppard at Download once, Drummer shouted out 'Last time I played Donnington I had 2 arms' Could not stop laughing.
>>82463308Alright Hitler lad?
>>82463509I'm more of a Putin fan desu with you but I don't think he was far wrong. If he had one you wouldn't be worrying about Gaza would you?
>>82463490>'Last time I played Donnington I had 2 arms'That is quite funny, desu.
>>82463526If he won I wouldn't be alive.
>>82463528They were really good! Pour Some Sugar On Me was great live.
>>82462924So what you're saying is you're more of a dollies and drama man than a current events man?
>>82463534My great grandad was a black shirt. He went into WW2 with a Hitler tattoo and a swastika. Always wondered how that went.
Luv farting me i do X
>>82463545I like a bit of both lad. Something for everyone then isn't it.
>>82463556Good lad, you should nurture this hobby
>>82463556You ever done a fart so bad you heaved? Did it once and I wish I knew what I'd eaten.There's some sweets in the corner shop and if you eat them you get blue shit. Like vibrant blue. I complained on Twitter and they said that was untrue so I posted a picture of it and I got banned.
Miss hhl, crossy, chikaNobody posts images now 477 replies 63 images Mental
>>82463343this is some Mandela effect shit, happy to admit i might be wrong about the actual name drop.(maybe i'm remembering that bit in Smallville where the band who plays the song 'The Smallville Theme' appear in the programme and play their hit single, 'The Smallville Theme').at any rate, i've found Skins difficult to rewatch. just feels too up its own arse. like everything's all lofty. i was their age at the time, too. didn't want to be a dick, just wasn't my thing.The Inbetweeners was a bit like a worse Peep Show at the time, but i enjoy it more now that i'm an adult looking back on 2000s teenagehood. yeah, it's pretty damn funny.
>>82463589Exactly! I don't hate politics and world events, just you know, can't we all have a laugh too? May as well just watch the news otherwise.
>>82463589Chika only ever posted about fucking febreze with the same 5 cartoons
>>82463602I was a teen then too. Never liked skins much but watched it with the gf at the time. I swear I remember Crystal Castles in it too. I saw them once but I can't remember if they opened for Lemonheads or NIN.
>>82463589i alternate between 'oh fuck i should stop posting images' like it's a currency we're running out of, and 'oh shit nobody is posting images'.i haven't kept track but wasn't the bump limit 300 at some point? 300 replies, 150 images, half and half? makes sense.maybe now we're doing that scarcity thing.
>>82463587I've loved the smell of every single fart I've ever done. Honestly don't know how anyone couldn't
>>82463645Normally I do too but I was in work looking after the shop and i did a fart. Then I just gagged. It was like rotten dog food and sulphur. Had to get up and walk to the other end of the shop.
>>82463602I was their age at the time, and just kind of felt vaguely annoyed by it.There's something about being told "you're young, you're cool, you go to crazy raves, and do crazy drugs, and have crazy gay ethnic friends", and then looking at your own life and it's just playing Sonic Adventure on Gamecube while browsing Newgrounds, or something.I wouldn't have been friends with those kids IRL. I would have thought they were arseholes. I would have been a one-note joke character who exists to get put down by Tony. Glad the cunt got hit by a bus.
>>82463630That was fake chika, aka 1 of the discord gang.
>>82463669To be fair I was 18 when series 1 came out and I lived in Bristol and smoked weed at the same spots as they did. They pissed me off because they were always filming when we were trying to have a joint or skate. We hated them because they were like a fake, shiny version of what our lives were like. We went to free parties not clubs etcMet Sid at a rave once though that was cool.
The fuckable chick Effie was in a Crocodile film called Crawl if you guys fancy it.
>>82463695I hung out in the woods, or local disused quarry, and set fire to things for a laugh.
>>82462239>whats your favourite suicideBudd Dwyer was a good one. Used to be on youtube uncensored, I'm sure it's on liveleak if that's still a thing
>>82462387I need to measure my girth. Had the gf measure my length using a straight tape measure, 6 inches on the dot non bone pressed
>>82463636>I swear I remember Crystal Castles in it too. aye they were in it and the gang went to the Crystal Castles gig, i just misremembered Tony or someone going, 'Crystal Castles, woo!' and anon was right to correct me.>>82463669>"you're young, you're cool, you go to crazy raves, and do crazy drugs, and have crazy gay ethnic friends", and then looking at your own life and it's just playing Sonic Adventure on Gamecube while browsing Newgrounds, or something.yeah i'm going to assume us 4chan kids skewed this way. i was some nerd-charva-emo hybrid. i was just typing shite into a website. Scientology? aye, get fucked, weird Americans even trying it on in Sunderland./pol/ frogs, look after your spawn.
*remembers when anon said nothing ever happens*
Kek in your dreams you were a chav ketmong. You were and still are a beta geek. The audacity.
>>82463727Saw that in the cinema. Pretty decent.
>>82463807>i was some nerd-charva-emo hybrid.No you weren't. You were a weird cunt with no friends who worked in a supermarket
Yeah I was something of a goth-cum-chav me. Bit of a legend you know? The goths loved me, the chavs loved me. Bit of a maverick me.
30 year old men trying to revise their school history online
Forgot there's a 300 second timer when making a thread, on it now.
>>82463919nah, i was. simmer down lad.shame the internet's changed. but us lads hanging out round here, kicking back, o aye
>>82464001He let me do it.
I think was genuinely too retarded as a teenager to understand that subcultures were a thing, and that all of my friends were probably seething at me for not being enough of a part of whatever thing they were doing.>when I was kind of into metal, but they I would call goths gay for wearing makeup and make funny of their edgy screen names on MSN MessengerGod, they must have hated me.I was just trying to be friends with everyone, really. I think I was always more at home in grunge, but arrived ten years too late for it. I just thought being a scruffy bastard was really cool, and didn't get why people were so prissy about everything.
>>82463991Kek in your own head you were a chav legend sure. Back in reality you were creepy beta the chavs laughed at.
>>82463934I was just a cum chav
Complete beta nerds wearing tracksuit bottoms at 30 cus theyre proper rough hard nut lads
>>82463763Oh we definitely did that too!
>>82463991No chav in the history of chavdom would have this in their lore >i was just typing shite into a website. Scientology? Behave yourself
Wannabe chav. Ffs. Seen it all now.
>>82464204It's actually a thing on the gay scene. They have "chav nights" at gay clubs where they all wear chav gear as a fetish
Freakish awkward computer geek learning python after school wishing he was fingering girls like are Dazza. Now larping 20 years later that he was a chav
Grim and I mean grim big lad
>>82462924oh no what will the poor peadophiles of britfeel do now?
Fingered what I thought was a woman's arse when I was pissed but turned out to be a rotten orange left on the roadside. Won't make that mistake a third time.
