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It's insanely easy for a robot to find his gf these days. Just follow this simple approach and be positive.

Don't thank me, also suggest your seduction techniques itt.
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>>82460280
Nigga no one can read that
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>>82460302
thats the joke beagle squid
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>>82460280
i feel you bro mspaint is like fuck you nigger no text under 5 pixels
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>>82460280
>suggest your seduction techniques
It's honestly a lot like doing business, as in you have to know your target demographic (what kinda women you're into), you have to have your product (your qualities), and most importantly: marketing

Marketing is key, anons
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>>82460343
yeh i cba with all that shit. either something happens organically or not at all
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>>82460576
No one's buying if you're not selling, anon
>either something happens organically or not at all
Like what, some chick is gonna fall through your roof and be like "you're my boyfriend now, moid!"

No effort = no reward
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>>82460600
it would feel fake to try to sell myself. i guess i'd hope to meet someone at work, or out running or something, and we just click and get along. if i need to be a whole sales team to try and get a girl's attention, then i'm happier being alone
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>>82460711
>i'm happier being alone
More power to you, anon

But such is life nowadays, it's all transactional, it's all shallow
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Oh nyoo I got trolled :( I am sincerely very lonely irl
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>>82460280
Here's a working image for those who are curious (I didn't read it just found it).
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>>82460919
>first paragraph
>immediately starts some bullshit claiming it's apparently more manly to go to therapy than share how you feel with your significant other
Yeah this shit was written by some kind of male feminist simp. File ain't worth the storage space it takes up
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>>82461153
Yeah if I can't be codependent I don't even want a gf



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