>You start a new semester in your college.>You sit next to a girl who looks like she has skipped a few showers.>In fact she smells like that too. >(There is a faint smell of fish coming from her as well)>She is super awkward.>After the lecture she turns to you and asks in a nerdy voice with a stutter:>"H-h-hey, anon, I t-t-think you are really n-neat and I was wondering if you would l-l-like to... you know... come over and w-watch me play Minecraft?"What would you do?
>>82460866is this a hypothetical scenario or are you experiencing this?
>>82460866I'd wake up from my dream, because this will never happen to me
>>82460866Punch her in the face for sure
>>82460876Hypothetical because scenarios like this don't actually happen in real life, especially not to the posters on this board.
>>82460876I mean, does it matter?
>>82460866I'd say get the fuck in my apartment bring your laptop and we play GTNH and no life it for months. after the first week we will cuddle, she will fall madly in love with me, we bond over videogames and a shared disdain for normies and society. we fuck like rabbits. after college we get married and live in our comfy small home working remotely and playing games for the rest of our life covered in cum, sweat and saliva
>>82460866Minus the dirty stinky appearance, I knew a girl just like this in college. But she was autistic so
>>82460931And pussy juice too
>>82460866Only if she hasn't changed her panties for a week.
>>82460866>stinkyhairyminge.jpgyes please
>>82460866Girlfails are hot in theroy but ALWAYS have some big 'are you even human' teir ick about them.I assume incels/robots come with the same issue.Oh and to answer your RP, I'd introduce you to the wife you two will play vidya and when she likes you enough she will take pity on you and share.
>>82461083>the roy
>>82461083I know what you mean. I knew a girlfail (who confessed her feelings to me) who was legitimately insane. Like she would chat with me a lot about her plans to kill herself.
>>82461113Let me guess and then would get upset when you didn't say 'aaaw naaaw baaabe dont do daaat' for the 57th time that day
>>82461148Kinda but not really. I mean, she got really upset when I left her on read at 2 am because I fell asleep.
>>82461083At some point you've gotta accept that's life though>>82460866When I first read this I just scanned and I thought she wanted to play minecraft together lulMuch more dissapointing reading it this way
>>82461198She doesn't? What do you mean?
>>82460866I bet she is naked under that hoodie.
>>82460866>"Would you like to be impregnated?"
>>82460866>What would you do?Uh... not big on Minecraft honestly. How does she feel about hiking? Or movies? Or like... Terarria I guess.
>>82460866Her apartment is probably filthy so no thanks.
>>82461214Well in OP's post she says "watch me play minecraft"
>>82461515i would assume you can play with her as well
>>82460866What does a stinky neet pussy smell like?
>>82460912If it doesn't matter then it also doesn't matter if someone is baiting in a rage/baitthread.
>>82460876Let's just say that this is "based on a true story"
>>82460866I can't waste any opportunity
>>82460866Go with her to her apartment.Tell her she needs to shower and force her in there. Then soap her and then plap her.
>>82460866>come over and w-watch me play MinecraftWhat are you fucking gay?Bring your laptop and play on LAN.
>>82460866You need to get specific anon , what kind of fish we're talking?
