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I wonder if this is staged and unrealistic
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>>82461000
Why do you think they were recording nigga? Also go back to Twitter.
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>>82461000
You just know they lost virginity to each other right after filming this
If you haven't got a first gf by the time you're 17 it's over for you
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>>82461000
i wish this was my life for fuck's sake WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHY THE FUCK WAS I BORN IN 2000 THEY CHUCKED ME INTO THE WRONG ERA, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN 1987 NOT 2000 FUUUUUUUCK

AAAAAAA
I DONT EVEN HAVE FEMALE FRIENDS FOR FUCKS SAKE AAAAAAAAAAA I WANNA HAVE THIS SO BAD I'D FORFEIT MY ENTIRE NATION AND BLOODLINE FOR THIS AAAAAAA
FUCK HOEFLATION AND FUCK THE ANTICHRIST
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>>82461000
Comments here https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/1ndbe74/maybe_maybe_maybe/
Sort by controversial for /ourguys/
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>>82461000
The webm that killed /r9k/
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>>82461000
Pretty much confirms pic related
Just your regular teenager that went with the flow, he never had to self improve or "Just go to the gym bro", life just happened for him
It's beyond over
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>>82461000
checked
>vidrel
it often is this simple but it's sad this isn't the reality for everyone. I had this but I kept getting in my own head and kind of ruined it. Her jumping into his lap brought back memories.
The world gives people too many reasons to be self-conscious, bros...
>>82461029
>If you haven't got a first gf by the time you're 17 it's over for you
Maybe.
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>>82461564
>Just your regular teenager that went with the flow, he never had to self improve or "Just go to the gym bro", life just happened for him
>went with the flow
anon the kid looks like he's about to pass out mustering the courage to kiss her. just because you were too neurotic to act on your feelings doesn't mean it's a walk in the park for everyone else.
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>>82461000
that's cool, let's see them 7 years later
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>>82461611
>they're both in stable relationships because although things didn't work out and life took them different directions they still learned how to love another person
oh, you thought you'd be vindicated?
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>>82461607
>anon the kid looks like he's about to pass out mustering the courage to kiss her.
Although that might be true, the fact that he even had a girl friend that came over to visit him and spend time with him puts him so much ahead of us
He's already at the finish line while we slept through the race
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>>82461630
>oh, you thought you'd be vindicated?
Always am.
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>>82461000
>I wonder if this is staged and unrealistic
He looks like he's about to faint during the entire vid, not staged
this webm will ANNIHILATE r9k
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damn that's hot. congrats to both of em.
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>>82461123
How subtle
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>>82461611
Because they had this experience they become certain people as they grow older, they might not stay together but this experience permanently alters their life trajectory.

You are scarred forever by the love you never had.
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>>82461000
>I wonder if this is staged and unrealistic
people who unironically say this are just suddenly realizing that life can be a fucked up place and when innocent people die for no reason actually happens
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>>82462685
People who think this is staged are just unwilling to accept that other people live more fulfilling lives than them.
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>>82461029
>If you haven't got a first gf by the time you're 17 it's over for you
Well, I'm 23 and virgin. I guess it's not over, I just need to looksmaxx and go to gym. I have money so problem is my looks i guess.
Don't give up, nonny, you can do it!
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Never experienced young love. I'm not gonna make it bros.
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>>82461000
None of you looked like this guy when you were 16.

If you tried hard since middle school, you might be able to look half as good as him when you're 25. Even then, you'll still only get a woman with a high bodycount who doesn't love you. You'll never get a girl like this dying to kiss you.

This guy, with all his 10/10 genetic lottery, is still more than happy to get a 7/10 girlfriend. Hoeflation is real
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>>82461000
He looked like he was having a genuine panic attack
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>>82462984
Go to college(one without a frat culture), meet and marry a virgin freshman who isn't into degeneracy
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>>82462984
>go to gym
add "learn english" to that list, sanjeet
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Should be page 1
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>>82461000
I thought she was going to reject him with the way she pushed initially.
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This is incredibly blessed. I thought this was gonna be some cursed shit but this was beautiful. Young love is bliss
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>>82461564
Anon fuck off. The kid is terrified and put himself out there and it worked. Stop being mad you are too much of a coward to kiss a girl you like
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>>82465238
I'm curious of the psychology behind it. Unless it was just like a kneejerk reaction
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>ywn experience this
Welp
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>>82461663
Annihilating it with love and positivity :)

This clip actually filled me with so much joy it is unreal. Life is good bros. Find and fall in love with a woman anons
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>>82461000
killing myself because im a khhv and too old for dumb shit like this and ill never have a man kiss me so animalistically
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>>82465238
So did I especially since I was on r9k. Very pleasantly surprised. This was sooooooooo cute!
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>>82465288
That's exactly what it was. Just a momentary shock at the suddenness of his action and a brief respite to gauge his intention.
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>>82465328
Nope anon, you will find love if you work on yourself and put yourself out there!
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>>82465341
You can see her smile as she processes at light speed. She is giddy. Adorable :)
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It's a white boy n asian girl
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Now I feel sad and alone :/
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>>82465376
I am a rich white guy where is my cute emo Asian gf?
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>>82461607
>>82465286
He is literally a decent looking white guy, that Asian girl wants his dick by default, even though you can tell he's a bit autistic too. This is just proof that JBW is law.
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>>82465386
It's kind of cute how this is what WMAF is all about.
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>>82461029
I almost got to experience this except she was christian and thus I was christcucked.
Of course, after we broke up, I learned she gave it up to some other guy...
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That was one of the cutest things I have ever seen
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>>82466015
Yes. It makes me want to kill myself
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>>82461000
This video makes me want to kill myself desu
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>>82461000
It's not my fault, my teen years were robbed from me from my faggot friend
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>>82461631
>the fact that he even had a girl friend that came over to visit him
You could have had that, but you were sulking in your mom's basement seething about "roasties" while playing videogames and jerking to hentai.
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>>82466199
I'm assuming your the bottom from that post. what happened
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>>82466258
>when you were a teenager you were sulking in your mom's basement seething about "roasties" while playing videogames and jerking to hentai.
I'm still doing that
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>>82461000
That girl is adorable I wish I could cuck him
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No man is happier than a hot guy who chooses a mid woman



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