>go through self-checkout at 8 in the morning when store is at least its busy>have an entire shopping cart full of food, but nothing extravagant like steak or lobster>cheekily scan a bottle of water 30 times, but make it looks like I'm juggling items in the cart around>pay>receipt prints out>walk towards exit>5'3'' short stack Latina girl smiles at me>waive my receipt and flash a shit eating grin>"Wanna see it?">She blushes and spills her spaghetti>"O-oh n-no, you're good to go... h-have a nice day!!">get to the my car and load up $300 worth of groceriesGod damn I love being White
>>82461579What shithole do you live in that selfscan works that way?
>>82461587California, so technically I could have just walked out without paying at all
>>82461579If it's a public access store then you can just walk by them and ignore them anyways... The only time you -have- to show a receipt is with businesses that aren't public access, as in you need a membership, like Costco.