Fapped 253 times (or more) only this year, I'm the strongest gooner of r9k.
On top of talking to people who don't care about you? Start cutting yourself somewhere around the wrists
>>82462042>that seethe completely out of nowhere
>>82462018Is that a lot for you?That's barely once a day.Try ritalin and zinc.
i havent masturbated in 3 or 4 years i forgot how long i think 4
>>82462018Just once a day?
>>82462018I masturbated for years and my dick doesnt work anymore
>>82463340How much years approximately? Lay off the corn and you won't have ED...Trust me, it's reversible and not too late.
>>82462018This is not a valid brag, Mr. Coomer. I'm afraid I have to revoke your cooming license..
>>82462018you gotta pump those numbers up m8 or ur ngmi
>>82462018There have been 251 days so far in 2025. I jerk off almost every day, sometimes I skip a day or two. I go through periods of gooning twice a day or sometimes even three times a day, three is my max. If I had to throw out a number for the times I've beat off 3 times in one day, I'd say 20 minimum. Probably closer to 30. As for twice a day, that's more like 80 to 100. Closer to 100. Let's say 90.so twice and thrice sessions alone = 240 faps over 120 daysthen 130 days, since I haven't coomed today yet. 5x/week to 7x/week but veering towards 7x/week on most weeks... let's say 180 faps.Total = 420 fapsLE EPIC!
>>82464020How the fuck is three your max?I'm already at four today and it's not even midday. This isn't even a good day, I just had nothing to do this morning.A couple days ago I took some vyvanse and went something like 12/13.
>>82465411three isn't my true max, I just haven't gone above that this year. Five is my max. I'm a dry beater, you see. If I start to go above 3-4 I start to risk damage to my scepter.
