Ok, boys. Get in here for your briefing.It's time to wipe these nippleheads from the face of the world.This is the best map of Smurf Village (SV) that we have.There is currently a drought which is of vital importance to our missions success.
This night at 0200 a helicopter will land us in this clearing where we setup HQ.We will immediately swarm out and clear the forest of any enemies. We don't expect any smurfs harvesting berries at night, but you'll never know. We'll dig in at the river bank with our eyes on SV. Be sure to STAY IN THE FOREST. Stealth is vital at this stage.
As we secure our position at the river we send team Orange and Blue.Orange is a two man team planting explosive charges Smurf Bridge.Blue is a larger force clearing the northern berry supplies and setting up at the forests edge afterwards.
Now the fun part. We got until 0600 at max until our heli has to start towards the Sarsaparilla Fields.The second most important food supply for these blueberries. Because of the drought these fields gonna burn like tinder once the heli drops the napalm.AS IT HITS team Orange will detonate the charges on the bridge. Collapsing it.Good morning, fuckers.
The final part of the mission will strench for weeks. We'll hold the river bank hiding in the forest.Simply gun down any starving blueberry trying to cross.We can't keep an eye on everything at the same time and the Smurfs outnumber us.So in blue I've drawn good locations for minefields.They might try to flank us from the south. We station a lookout on the island and plant explosives on the dam.If they try to cross in the south, we'll detonate and flush them away like the pieces of shit they are.Once they dead or dying we are gonna walk into SV and execute any survivors. Simple and easy, boys.Briefing over. Good luck out there.
>>82462886Who's our backup?
>>82462987We are cut off from any civilization out there, but HQ is out of range of any smurf anti-air capability.We will get supply drops and limited reinforcements every 3 to 5 days.We also got a local informant, codename "Mister G", who survived out there on his own for years. He knows the terrain and is adept at fighting the blue menace.He should be useful.
>>82462892I say we have guys set up in the hills for overwatch, shoot down at the village with machine guns and mortar fire
>>82463159An assault like this seems more dangerous for our men, but a lot faster. Cutting off any retreat through the mountain pass and not having to burn the Sarsaparilla is also a plus.But I am not sure if we can surround them like this without them noticing.They say a group of hungry Smurfs can strip a man down to his bones in 30 seconds. I rather not risk a direct engagement unless we have to.We also don't know what they got in these fucking caves. WMDs, probably.
>>82463328Hmmm. What is the lore on smurfs? Do they have natural night vision like cats? I was assuming we can do a night infiltration to these spots, set up, and attack just before dawn. But you are right we need to be careful of the Smurf WMDs. Do we have MOPP gear?
>>82463390They don't have night vision as far as we know. It might be possible.During my research i found these three paintings in some weird language which I assume is smurfish. I think together they tell a story of some fly that exists in the forests that turns smurfs rabid. They also are capable of infecting others.I looks like the smurfs managed to contain the outbreak by gassing them.So bad news: the smurfs might gas usgood news: if we capture these flys and a few smurfs we could infect them and return them to the village. Then we attack while they are bussy fighting off the outbreak
