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i wish my dad would fuck me
like it would solve all my problems
why won't my dad fix my life by being my bf
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>>82462921
I think you need to see a therapist, anon
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>>82463124
im already seeing boht a therpaist and a psychiatsrt and they don't say anthing
i don't say antthing either
i wanna kill people, it's the only thing that makes sense
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>>82463144
Hey, you're people too
Why don't you start with that?
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>>82463182
i am not a person
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>>82463198
What are you then? A fuckmeat for your dad?
....
....
Do you want a new dad?
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>>82463224
no i love my dad but he will never fuck me
i'm really a creepy faggot cuddling with him for hours every day pressing myself against him but there's nothing i can do
i wish i could do gay shit but i'm too ugly so i only have my dad
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>>82463271
>ugly
It don't matter none unless you've got a plappable ass
It's not like you can have kids, anon

But considering all the Shinji pics, I'm assuming you're brown
Are you brown?
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>>82463312
i'm scandinavian i just have a sensitive asshole that always bleeds when i use a dildo so i'm terrified of sex because i can't have sex
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>>82463345
>wants gay sex
>can't have gay sex
You're useless, anon
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>>82463401
that's why i should kill as many people as i possibly can
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>>82463409
Dude, you bleed out of your ass
You aint it, faggot
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>>82463476
i have a feeling that i'm going to prove everyone wrong
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>>82463345
Dress as feminine as possible. Learn to do makeup and wear a nice long wig. The girly mannerisms can come after. What is your natural hair colour and what does your skincare routine look like?
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>>82463590
>Dress as feminine as possible.
i dress like a normal life-failure cause that's what i am
>Learn to do makeup and wear a nice long wig
the fuck? i have my own hair i don't need a wig?
>The girly mannerisms can come after
won't comment on that
>What is your natural hair colour and what does your skincare routine look like?
black and very careful cause of eczema
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>>82463144
>i wanna kill people, it's the only thing that makes sense
come back in 6 years when you're at least 18 lil bro
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>>82463707
that's cool because i'm 20 and just can't see any better way
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OP, please submit photographic evidence of your butte
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>>82463667
Good luck getting your bussy fucked. I've told you what I can. If you aren't chubby then it'll work, get fit if you are.
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>>82463776
i have a gross fucked up mentally ill autist butthole you would make fun of
>>82463782
i'm skinny but i have sebderm and pectus and destroyed asshole though, i can't be loved, that's why i have to murder as many people as i can
Good luck getting your bussy fucked. I've told you what I can. If you aren't chubby then it'll work, get fit if you are.
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>>82463828
Just post it, anon
I promise I won't make fun of it
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>>82463828
Don't listen to the Anon asking the show your butthole. So you have a skin problem and a deformed chest? I can't say it's possible to up the sex appeal on that one..Do you shave your body? That helps...
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>>82463527
Go get 'em, champ.

>>82463667
>>82463828
You sound cute.
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>>82463872
>>82463931
>>82463949
no yeah i'm hideous and shoudl kill people
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>>82463988
Let me know your plan then, not the specifics. How many of them do you plan to take out and how?
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>>82463931
Actually, he *should* listen to me and me alone
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>>82463988
Nah, you're cute and should cuddle with my for hours daily (while sucking my dick). I've got a thing for shy lifefailures.
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Probably because your dad's brain isn't porn riddled from using the internet 24/7. Take a break maybe?



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