I feel like she has very puffy labia majora and very neat pink labia minora. Her clit is small but sensitive and her butthole is puckered, hairless, and pink. She probably waxes her (very sparse) pubes. I want to lay her on her side and nibble on her fat pussy like a hamburger with two big buns.
>>82463383How large do you think her butt is? Personally, I prefer my girls with a bit more pubes, but she'd look great shaved!! Do you think she'd keep any pit hair? Also, how are you doing today, Ellie poster?
hey daddypicture you come homeand you see thiswyd?
>>82463692Her butt is average sized, maybe on the smaller side due to a lack of food in the apocalypse, and toned due to constant exercise. She shaves her armpits in the games.I am having quite a good day today. Apologies for the long response, I just made pasta with ground meat. It's the only meal I can make without fucking it up. How are you doing today?>>82463784Cutting this fat retard down with my blade.
>>82464005nonny would you lick his armpit gonorhea or date me
>>82464036I would lick his armpit since you baselessly accused me of being a pedophile. Of course, outside of this hypothetical if this foul beast ever presented himself to me I would slay him thanks to my warrior genes.
what a waste making this cutie a lesbian
>>82464804words cannot describe how pregnant i want to make her. it's an injustice that she isn't my wife right now.
your posts really do something to me, anon. i'm hiding this thread......
>>82464814She's mine buddy go get someone else.
>>82464874i am willing to fisticuffs you over ownership.
>>82464005Not a problem, Anon. I was out and about too. How was your dinner? I'm alright, just watching the shitstorm forming around Kirk's deathDon't you think it would be fun to watch Ellie run the mile totally nude? What constraints would you put on her to make it sexier?
>>82465115You would lose. I have been training my whole life for this moment.>>82465149My dinner was good. Personally I find the posting of my beautiful wife in her underwear to be a little tasteless. I wrote the OP in a moment of weakness before regaining my mental clarity. I will still entertain your question though. The constraint that I would place upon her nude mile would be that she is being chased by yours truly with a 30 second head start and if I catch her then she MUST be my wife.
>>82465202I'm sure you of all people would know just how swift she is, even while totally nude. What terrain would this race take place in? And just what would you do when you catch her?
>>82463383I think she'd skin you like a deer for being a degenerate faggot
>>82463383sir, that's a child you're sexualizing.
>>82464804she belongs to us women, men get lost
what is this from, anyway?I remember the original Last of Us games but I never played them. Did they release a remake or something? Or did someone make a mod where you can make this girl make funny faces or some shit
>>82465304"Women" or are you a tranny?
>>82463383l smell ya, dawg.
>>82465339not a troon. ellie is based and would be disgusted by them
>>82465346Who is that individual
>>82465226It would take place in a perfectly flat field where I would be able to take full advantage of my longer legs. I can't in good conscience state what I would do. That's between her and I.>>82465265We'd be good friends actually>>82465269She's 16-17 in this photo thoughbeit>>82465309This is from the second game
>>82465392I'm going insane...I NEED redhead pussy, I NEED to bag a redhead with freckles. How do you hold yourself off, anon?
>>82465346aye, if she-
>>82465414not him but redhead women hate redhead men so it's over for me
>>82465428Maybe you'll find a nice black chick. I'm half beaner but white passing and with the tism, what are my chances?
>>82465414>How do you hold yourself off, anon?My mental state is swirling down the gutter as I grow older and older without ever having come close to an Ellie gf. The one thing keeping me sane is my forthcoming graduation and subsequent full-time employment. I plan to save up nearly everything I earn before making a several month long prolonged excursion to Eastern Europe, where I will scout as many farming villages as possible looking for an Ellie gf to purchase. If I am unsuccessful I will likely resort to kidnapping.>>82465428I've always found it odd that women don't like redhead men. No homosexual but I think they're good looking.
>>82465462>I've always found it odd that women don't like redhead men. No homosexual but I think they're good looking.even the sperm donation clinics don't like us
>>82465471Literally why lmfao are redheads more genetically fucked or something? >>82465462What countries will you hit up? Are you actually serious about the kidnapping thing?
>>82465489>What countries will you hit up?Primarily Ukraine, Belarus, and Russia and depending on how much money I have Poland, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia. That is unless you have recommendations on where to find impoverished Ellie foids. Obviously a phenotype like this is more common in England and other western European countries but then I can't exploit the purchasing power of the U.S. dollar and will be judged for my gentlemanly personality instead, which gives foids the ick and will ensure I am unsuccessful. >Are you actually serious about the kidnapping thing?no. whY would I Ever do Such a thing?
ellie anon do you play tlou factions
>>82465577I really don't enjoy the game that much. It's only like a 7/10 and I prefer Uncharted's gameplay. The only reason I have 100+ hours in both games in because of Ellie.
>>82465533Can't say I do have much advice. Hell, just go to some bumfuck towns here in the US, you'll find some girls who will bow down to you if you're the first man she talks to who isn't related to her and you look fine enoughWhat age are you going for?
>>82465943Maybe I'll try the U.S. first. Logistically it'll be easier.>What age are you going for?[legal, 22(my age)]
>>82465960I'm 22 too, for better or worse. You ever been with a girl?
>>82466009I am an EBBHBCIKHHV, so no.
>>82466059And one final question for the night: can we expect more Ellie posts in the future? I actually really like these, you should consider writing erotica or something
>>82466098I will be posting more in the future, especially about how much I loathe women. I briefly considered writing erotica after seeing how much money the authors for those terrible "romance" novels make, but I ultimately tossed the idea aside because I was too lazy. Maybe I will pick it up again thanks to your encouragement.
>>82463383Sheldorns sister?
>>82466149If you did write erotica, where would you post it? Would any be about Ellie?
>>82466301Not any that I would share with the public. Any I would write and public would be purely for profit, no emotion involved. I would conduct stringent market research into the reading habits of single women in their 30s and write books tailored to them.
