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I fucking love fresh broccoli and asparagus. If I had a fembot gf, I would cook her fresh steamed broccoli and grilled asparagus. I would season the nutritious veggies with black truffle sea salt and pepper. I would make her a yummy plate piled high with green veggies, very high vitamin content. Since it is salty, I would serve her a large pitcher of water and maybe apple juice for some fruits. I would keep feeding her and giving her more water, until her bladder is full. Afterwards, I'd make her hold her pee in for as long as she can. When she finally can hold it no longer and begs me to let her pee, eyes flooding with tears and constricting pain in her groin, only then will I lay down face-up in our bathtub. I will instruct her to undress completely, until she is entirely nude, and squat down over my chest and face, carefully aiming her urethra. And then I will allow her to let loose a long stream of smelly broccoli-and-asparagus pee, all over my face and chest. When she is finished and feels the wave of relief wash over her body at the release of her bladder, we will shower together and wash each other off. Then I will tuck her into bed, give her a kiss on the forehead, and tell her "goodnight". I will then read my books and play my video games while she slumbers peacefully.
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That is disgusting, toxic, and severely lacking in nutrients
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Asparagus is very rich in nutrients and extremely yummy



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