i like going to my parents house because i get to eat all their fruitsi'm a fruit bandit.i ate all their guavas, well i left 4 but i ate the rest,
>>82465536Youre so cute anon. ill keep you in my pocket
>>82465536how many guavas did you eat anon
If I wasn't sober I'd be concerned about left overs if there were any.
>>82465545i ate like 6 they might be my favorite fruit, though i do like perfectly ripe blue berries.>>82465541thanks for the complement anon, but i value my freedom outside your pocket.
>>82465617YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOO ADOOOOOOOOOOORBSSSS ANONNNNNNN KYAAAAAAA YOURE SYOOOOOOOOOOO KYUUUUUUUUUTE I JUST WANNA EAAAAAT YOUUU MWWAAAAHHH
>>82465536based fruit enjoyer. nothing liek a gud froot to enhance the day
>>82465616I mean the woman type folk make the dishes and you try to go home sober. Maybe ask if you can help volunteering for dishes.
>>82465536my parents don't buy fruit it sucksthey offer me cake but i don't want cake
>>82465635There is no way you got a entire like 12 people together and they aint eating this. I'lld try to stop using curse words like shit and fuck today for this.
>>82465658it's your cassorole though baby, fuck if that aint hotter than a witches titty. shouldn't I just help by not doing this and go watch a game?
>>82465629yay, i'm adorbs
>>82465639introduce them to tres leches cake, then you'll like cake, tres leches cake is the only good cake, they're missing out eating normal cake.
>>82465697ARE YOU LIKE A LIL ANIMALE THAT EATS FRUITS AND STUFF? YUOURE S OOO TINY AND SMALL AAAAAAAAH
>>82465703i don't want cake!i want refreshing succulent fruits
>>82465706yeah, i'm a little fatty, you got me.>>82465728well that sucks man, try and get em to buy some fruit so you can eat em.
>>82465748IM REALLY GONNA STUFF YOU IN MY POCKETS AND POKE YOUR LITTLE ROUND TUMMY AAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>82465706well if you want to put fruits on it and frosting. please don't cheese cake this those vodka shots maybe.
>>82465778AAAAAAHHHH LITTLE BABYANIMAL IM GONNA FEED YOU SOME GUAVAAA IS THAT YOUR FAVOURITE,LIL ANIMAL???/ EEEEEEK SOO CUTE
>>82465788baby animals is what i call my dogs, they're little baby animals.
>>82465788I gotta drive people home, don't tell me things like that.
>>82465798>>82465800AWWW MY TWO LOVELY CUTEST LIL ANIMALS!!! YOU LITTTLE ANONIES SAY "AAAAH" HERE COMES GUAVAAAAAA! JUST FOR YOU TWO! BE SURE TO SHARE, KAYYYY? SAY "AAAAAH!" "AAAAAAH!"OPEN WIIIIDE! KYAAAA
>>82465811That's why you're doing something on the missle toe and I'm saying someting legible to get you back.
>>82465822AWWW LITTLE ANONYS GOT THE NOM NOMS? THE NUMMIES? SYOOOO KYUUUUTE! CMON LIL BABY ANIMAL, MAKE SURE TO CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOOOSED! JUUUST LIKE THAT. NICE AND SLOW! GOOOOD LITTLE ANONY!!! WHAT A CUTE LITTLE ANONY YOU AAAREEE.... AAAAWWWWW LITTLE BABY YOURE SO HUNGRYYYY YES YOU AREEE
>>82465834Fuck it, I can't drive anymore. Don't give my keys to someone that can't use a gun.
>>82465851ANONYYYYYYY WHATS WRONG? YOU DIDNT LIKE DA GUAVA? YOUVE GOT SUCH A BIG APPETITE FOR SUCH A SMALL BOOOYY... YOURE GONNA GROW NICE AND BIG AND TALL, OOKEEY?? EAT YOUR GUAVAA LETS FILL UP THAT CUTE LITTLE STOMACH OF YOOOURS! *POKE* SUCH A SOFT BELLYY... WHAT A SOFT BELLY YOU HAVE ANONYYY... THATS MY GOOD LITTLE ANIMAL... GOOD BOYY
>>82465871I sure as fuck aint driving you home. Someone here can be responsible. A resonsibple person can take my keys, and you home. This is why you don't get invited to these family things.
>>82465887COME ONNN I JUST WANNA FEED YOU SOME GUAVA ANONYYY ITS YOUR FAAAVOURIITE ISNT IT? LETS CELEBRATE THE OCCASION.. STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE AND ILL PLACE THE GUAVA ON YOUR LITTLE TONGUE KAAYY? WHY DONT YOU LAY ON MY LAP, ITS OKAY TO TILT YOUR HEAD BACK MHHHMM... DONT CHOKE OOKAY? CHEW SOFTLY AND SWALLOW, OOOKAY?
>>82465907I don't have any idea what a guana is? I'll help with the dishers send her back home with someone that has a reputation for not molesting people.
>thread turns into 2 faggots flirtingthe absolute state of current r9k
>>82465927AWWWW DONT BE LIKE THAT ANONYYYY... YOU DONT LIKE WHEN I FEED YOU LIKE THIIIS? SHOULD I USE MY LIPS INSTEAAD??? YOURE SOOO KYUUUTE ANONY... IF YOU DONT SIT TIGHT IM GONNA STUFF YOU INTO MY POCKET AND SQUEEEEZE YOU SOOO HARD YOU MIGHT EVEN PUKE...
would anons make sweet, sticky love with a guava?
>>82465946no, guavas are for munching on.
>>82465939You're really giving me that diryt feeling of a washed out dish towel when you're like why don't you just turn it over. Except nobody wants to wash it out because they constantly use it so it's dirty and wet.
>>82465962you know what you're hired. As soon as I form a company you're going to tell people shit like that.
>>82465536very cute anon! thank you for this post mr fruit bandito
>>82465962ANONYY.. HOW COULD YOU SAY SOMETHING SO NAUGHTYYY? HOWD YOU GET ALL DIRTY AND WET ANONYY? DID THE GUAVA JUICES SPILL FROM YOUR MOUUTH? SUUUCH A MESSY EATER YOU AAARE... YOUR LITTLE BIB GOT SOOO DIRTY ANONY WHAT HAAAPPPENED? YOURE COMPLETELY SOAKED... OH MY, ANONYY... WHAAT SHOULD I DO..?
>>82465987wella if a retard isn't secuded about you being a retard like that it works and it isn't retarded. Show pictures of your feet. Professional like.
>>82466006anony eat your fucking guava dont piss me off rihgt now
>>82466036I'm going to do some jello shots or some sort of shots and then I need to return some VHS tapes. To a store that requires VHS tapes. and you are going to go where people go after I don't remember how many shots I had.
>>82466036that's not me, i'm the guava anon.
>>82466060anony youre coming with me and im going to rape you senseless in the garage. youre not telling anyone about this
>>82466085well you can just sit by and watch
>>82466101fuckin if they aint doing this I'm gonna drink this and I hope it's fucking poison and like I die instead of just shitting all the time
>>82466254youre my mindslave now i control your thougths and yourdesires go eat guava until your soft cute little belly bulges so i can smack it till im satisfied
