/r9k/ - You have cancer. - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

09/11/25(Thu)00:16:44 No.82466303

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Anonymous 09/11/25(Thu)00:16:44 No.82466303 Archived

You have cancer.

Anonymous
09/11/25(Thu)00:17:02 No.82466304

Anonymous 09/11/25(Thu)00:17:02 No.82466304

>>82466303
>Anonymous
>>82466303
>cancer

Anonymous
09/11/25(Thu)00:17:27 No.82466306

Anonymous 09/11/25(Thu)00:17:27 No.82466306

>>82466303
i wish origina11y

Anonymous
09/11/25(Thu)00:18:03 No.82466310

Anonymous 09/11/25(Thu)00:18:03 No.82466310

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>>82466303
Oh no! How will I make the shareholders more money if I die sooner than expected!

Anonymous
09/11/25(Thu)00:19:30 No.82466318

Anonymous 09/11/25(Thu)00:19:30 No.82466318

>>82466303
I don't but my liver is inflamed and I'm prediabetic
Also I think one of my front teeth is rotting and will fall out soon but I can't afford to see a dentist about it

Anonymous
09/11/25(Thu)00:20:45 No.82466326

Anonymous 09/11/25(Thu)00:20:45 No.82466326

welp I'm fucking dead. Good thing I'm so marginalized it doesn't mean anything to anyone. Please don't let them carve me up alive to harvest my organs.

Anonymous
09/11/25(Thu)00:21:20 No.82466332

Anonymous 09/11/25(Thu)00:21:20 No.82466332

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>>82466303
Dude why did you do this to me wtf

Anonymous
09/11/25(Thu)01:31:19 No.82466718

Anonymous 09/11/25(Thu)01:31:19 No.82466718

It's possible for me to have tumors, but I wouldn't be worried at all if I did. Fortunately I know how to reverse pretty much all diseases

Anonymous
09/11/25(Thu)01:39:10 No.82466777

Anonymous 09/11/25(Thu)01:39:10 No.82466777

>>82466718
Crystals and horse paste don't cure cancer Anon

Anonymous
09/11/25(Thu)01:40:41 No.82466789

Anonymous 09/11/25(Thu)01:40:41 No.82466789

>>82466777
Is your weak strawman supposed to discredit his knowledge? I also know how to reverse almost all diseases, is your ignorance something you take pride in?

Anonymous
09/11/25(Thu)01:44:14 No.82466821

Anonymous 09/11/25(Thu)01:44:14 No.82466821

>>82466303
Given my diet the last 10 years thats a starkly realistic possibility

Anonymous
09/11/25(Thu)01:56:40 No.82466928

Anonymous 09/11/25(Thu)01:56:40 No.82466928

Damn you Pepe! I have Aquarious!! It is you that has Cancer!!

An0nymous
09/11/25(Thu)02:00:54 No.82466965

An0nymous 09/11/25(Thu)02:00:54 No.82466965

>>82466303
Niice, thank you for giving me cancer, anon

schadenfoid
09/11/25(Thu)02:05:36 No.82467000

schadenfoid 09/11/25(Thu)02:05:36 No.82467000

i have cancer.