Two days later, and this already aged well
>>82466408Ironic they're delulu enough to pay a witch to curse someone and then act like their political opinions are valid
>>82466408etsy curse stock skyrocketing
>>82466408Absolutely incredibly based and hilarious. Fucking Etsy witches and Jezebel killed Kirk. Can't make that shit up.
>>82466408Can I pay them to give me riches and women? Asking for a friend
I'll blow one of these trans wiccans if it means I get a good spell of money. I'd eat their ass, go ass to mouth, swallow all they have to give if it means the do one of those money spells. I'd use spit, suck the balls, just please gib me the moneys
>>82466408>cast "MAKE EVERYONE HATE HIM" hex>someone ends up hating him so much they grab a gunLmao, some jezebel writer murdered a man by proxy for a goofy clickbait piece LMAO THIS WORLD HAHAHAHAHA
>>82466408time to start raping and killing witches again
>So, did my Etsy curses work? Time will tell. The forces move in mysterious ways, and as the Priestess reminded me, "Spellwork is a collaboration between the caster, the client, and the universe itself." For now, we can only trust in the timing of the great unknown.>A special thank you to the witches of the modern age, who work tirelessly to hex Republicans and topple conservative regimes (and the occasional ex-boyfriend). Your work is appreciated.
>>82466408interesting threadd
>>82466416you can't say it didn't pay off lmao
>>82466653Pure poetry
>>82466408This is like the time Styx performed a black magic ritual and the New Orleans prosecutor killed himself. This occult shit is really fucking weird because sometimes it appears to work.
>>82466653Women are so evil we need to start burning them at the stake again.
>>82466408Ban high capacity assault curses
>>82466987Nobody needs curses! These high capacity, assault purses can hold upward of thirty sage smudge sticks!
