history editionthreadly question: you were alive on that day, right?ancient >>82459853
I'm not gay. I think.
>>82467334ok, but we talk gay stuff here so cover your ears or something
>>82467307No, I just mean you go from questioning your own sexuality, to radically defending being straight when someone implies otherwise. This apparent duplicitous discourse is just one little sign of a mind torn apart by cognitive dissonance. It's not that you want the perfect man. It's more that you're not letting any man try. Grindr is super weird but being 30+ and sexually maladapted/ill resolved is weirder.
>>82467344You are in a thread where you can see the negative effects of not having these experiences. I think you're being disingenuous to come to a place like this to imply that romance doesn't matter. Even if you in particular is unaffected by the mere wants and needs of mortals, you can't deny these wants exist.
>>82467334You can lie, but your penis can't
i was in third grade on that day. i dont really remember much about it despite my dad being in the military(nothing happened to him tho he was already in bosnia/albania)
>>82467413>he was already in bosniaa fate worse than death
>>82467377hey just saying I'm pretty glad you took this somewhat seriously. I'm still stuck in my mindset but it's nice to actually have someone discuss it
>>82467391i dont believe romance is what anons here really need and if they find romance they will have the same realization. not that i want them to be romanceless
>>82467419we got to live in germany during that time at least. seems to have been a lot of fun for my mom and siblings who werent 5 year olds at the time :|
>>82467291I was a dancing yid
>>82467590my ancestorin the lgbtqia2+
>>824672916th grade here, not allowed to watch it on the news, no one knew what was happening. Kids kept getting picked up by their parents throughout the day. Didn't know what was going on until I got home.
>>82467618your parents didnt let you watch it on the news?
>>82467814when I got home yes, mom and I watched it together but not while I was in school. The teachers decided we were too young. 7th graders and above watched it live from what I understand.
>>82467291I was some foreign American kid living over seas. I didn't know what new York was outside of james and the giant peach
>>82467848that makes more sense. ty
>>82467434>dont believe romance is what anons here really needDelusional take. Romance is the one they need the most. If you don't want them to be romanceless, why do you try to scare them away from trying anything by mentioning STDs whenever someone implies they want to not rot alone?
>>82467918well, i only made that std post because it was funny to me, and i think about that. nobody is going to listen to me seriously anyways. i dont want anons to be romanceless, but i dont think it will make that much of a difference for their lives. i hope everyone here finds romance as soon as possible, and if that is what they were missing to live a fulfilled life, then i am happy for them
>>82467291I wish I wasn't. I was too young to remember anything, but I was told it was an event for the books and everyone watched it.
hindsight is 20/20. wish I had figured myself out back when I was cute
>>82467985for sex and sex yeah?
>>82467955I'm gonna be romanceless forever idk about std scares
>>82468035your romance depends on a lot, but if you just want to have sex you should think about stds
Just practice safe sex and you should be fine wear or make sure the other guy wears a condom and don't even do oral without it. That right there will protect you for the vast majority of things.
>>82468074exactly. but nobody wants oral with a condom desu
>>82468061I don't want either, too late for that and I will never have a bf/hookup
>>82467291I was a kid just starting 1st grade in eastern EU. I remember watching the towers smoking on TV in the afternoon. I didn't really understand much back then but I remember thinking something along the lines of "this isn't good". I also remember it was on every channel, even those that didn't usually show news. My mom was home but I think she was busy with some chores or cooking so I was allowed to watch, I guess. It didn't really affect me because as I said, I was too young to make much sense of what was happening and there was none of the gore I'd soon start seeing in vidya (I got my 1st PC later that year and began playing Quake 2 and GTA 2).
>>82468074oral with a condom, I understand why but do people really?
>>82468092still better than nothing, right? Or find a bf, get tested so you're both known clean and skip the condoms entirely.
>>82468034probably I guess. missed out on that ultra sex
>>82468098well if you dont want a bf or a sex... then what do you want? if you want a friend then you might get that someday and not too far away
>>82468105its just a shame that cheating is such a big thing.
>>82468105i honestly cant think of anytime someone thought of oral with a condom. you should definitely do that with a bf
not enough big bro talk last thread :-(I'm gonna return to spread the word better after my nap!
>>82468111you could be cute to a lot of guys outside of sex, but if you want sex only cute means something more
>>82468135im a real life little bro T_T
oral with a condom is being 100% safe, almost paranoidily so. Tons of people do oral without condoms and don't get STDs. Just don't be sucking some nasty looking rotting dicks.
>>82468154why aren't you dating your brother like rn?
>>82468169it is 100% but nobody wants to do that so
>>82468117I want someone who lets me take care of him and be nice to him. I think the thought of sex grosses me out.
>>82468183my brother has a wife and 2 kids
>>82468184I think if receiving oral with a condom it would be hard to actually cum
>>82468196walking the line between sex and care is really difficult. i dont think you will find anything in the realm of what youre looking for desu. im sorry
>>82468218i think so too. i jerked off with a condom 1 time and it was really distracting
>>82468218yeah oral with a condom doesn't sound great for either side. On the giving side I don't want to taste latex and on the receiving end would completely deaden the feeling. Not to mention if you later move on to anal you might have nicked the condom with your teeth and should probably get a new one.
>>82468198what stops you from being his husband?
>>82468309first im 8 years younger than him. second hes not gay? even a little?
>>82468218I'm not a top, but I do find lube and condoms are distracting and unless on PrEP it's always risky if it condom breaks.
>>82468135your guys' discussion was oddly depressing to me, kinda felt like cryingthought you'd find it funny to knoe
>>82468349he's your brother, he's a little bit gay for you
>>82468412i dont think so. im pretty sure on reliable sources my brother hates me
>>82468252Why? Is it really that difficult? Even if I ever decide to get a bf successfully, would it be that hard for him to understand that I don't want him to see me in the state of undress and being that vulnerable? I'm not attractive or mentally health desu and I don't it to always sit in the back of my head. Can't he just do couples' stuff with me, but get himself off alone?
>>82468509thats a friend desu
LGBT Spaces should be banned.
>>82468542Friends don't kiss and sleep in the same bed and hug each other and live together and tell each other how much they like each other and do nice things that boyfriends do together.
Boring faggots grow the hell up and become men and have sex with women already.
>>82468556and normal people dont do all of those things without also getting naked sometimes.
>>82468400Nta, why anon? Share with ur frens
>>82468542you replied to a different anon bro
>>82467334There is a reasn you clicked this thread
Being a faggot is pure laziness.
https://voca.ro/1keCJqpYlHFf
anybody in this thread wants to be my gf?
>>82468582ahh i seeand ehh... i wont discuss, its unimportant, srry
>>82468423he acts like a bottom, he hates you because he wants to taste that butthole and that cock and you don't tell him he can
>>82468606Nigga i dont give a fuck. Read me a bedtime story.
>>82468627>seesee what?
>>82468577How can I reduce the frequency this happening with my fbf in the future?
>>82468683you don't, you leave people alone rather than rope them into weird non-relationships.
>>82468658my bro hates me because mom loves me and bro is far away from us
boy i sure hope no one will misgender anon's they/them invaderzimfriend crush this thread
any they/them invaderzs look like this?
bunnymutt would you sniff meows socks after a day of walking around helsinki?
>>82467291I don't think you should be posting here if you weren't tbdesu>>82467419And he didn't take care of a certain rabbit? That's a shame
>>82468699Next thing you gonna say is that I should hop on grindr and start dating right now and that we all here should have sex and talk about christianity and brazility.
>>82467428He is literally one trick pony with one solution fits all combative, actual ai chatbot designed to bait responses tho
>>82468806what if i wanted break
i miss my friend a
goodnight hate nine gay
anyone in bongland wanna meet up and cuddle (don't be a deranged axe murderer)
>>82468670https://voca.ro/1aGvTlhB6Bey
>>82468169Or don't have sex with anyone but your virgin bf. Wild idea.
>>82468423I'm pretty sure you're too dumb not to respond to troll posts aren't you
>>82467291>die>go to hell (for bottoms)>it's filled with bottoms awkwardly flirting with straight men only to be rejected every time.bottoms find a bf before this is your fate. ;3
>>82468699Or he finds those who are also like that...I'd agree with you usually but what he wants isn't that bad, he just doesn't like sex and that's ok
I wonder if it possible one day a cute gay guy would stumble upon me, a non cute bottom, and somehow begets the wild idea of being interested and enamoured by me and would see me as someone attractive and ask to keep contact and will ask me whether I want a date and will drag me on a date and would be nice to me.
>>82468991no? hehe no? my brother hates me
>>82468921Goodnight cutepic nonny. Sweet dreams <3
>>82469025What's hell for tops like? What if I wanna be both?
uh i just had a horrific masturbation accident
You are all fucked up in the head.
need gf couples gfs before i end up with a bf of my dreams.
i miss charlie here
why does charlie have a horse
it's charliit's charli baby
>>82468945i'm in aberdeen
I want to download grindr again but it's filled with old creeps
how old do i have to be to be considered a creepor is it a mentality personality thing like how i come off in conversation
i wanna bug chase sooo bad i need aids sooo badly >>82469219over 18 is creepy!!!
>>82469219How old are you like rn now?
90s rock bf
tfw no 70's disco stayin' alive bf
>>82469207i'm in the south ;-;
>>82469263i wish i was chad so i was worth travelling for
i will never forgive tamers bros
>>82469277yeah he should die in a fire
Quite literally who
>>82469283really tho i hope he is dead 2x
>>82469288hopefully he is in hell
>>82469277best digimon season
Happu 9/11 fagbros!
my life is my nightmare scenario
rubbing my small shrimp like a clit rn
vampire bf to bite my neck where
thought you were my friend last night
what language do they speak in argentina
how do they make jello green
my god i'm going to throw myself into oncoming traffic i'm going to fucking kill myself
is it normal for you when you get hard to start like spasming and jerking your whole body. not even when wanking just straight seizure like movement from a boner.
https://voca.ro/1nho5BCyahLv
>>82469436No but that sounds cute
ok idk who to ask but im freshly dating someonewhat are some things you anon personally would want your bf to do to express affection and make you feel happy (non-sexually prefered thats a different subject)i know theres like hugs and kisses and headpats and stuff but I feel like thats very surface level
>>82469462buy him a bouquet of roses
>>82469382They mix blue jello and yellow jello together
>tfw no >>82462886 op bf
>>82469462It's not surface level, some people express their love with words, others with touch or helping you with things. There's always preferences.As to what I would prefer is a bit of each and I imagine that's what most people would want. I reckon that at least makes it easy to identify in which way your expression of love is lacking, if it is.
life is horrible,i really hope i die soon
>>82469270could meet in the middle
https://youtu.be/Cnq4ykT7SAE
>>82469681we could but i'm not chad so you won't
>>82469462Good communication is probably the most mentally stimulating thing a fbf could do. At the end of the day, what you describe as surface level are things people don't do if they don't like someone.
How the fuck does a grown man think being a homo is acceptableYou guys should be admitted to mental hospitals
>>82469700i won't because you have a poor attitude
>>82469712Yes yes, you're a very mature 15 year old, we get it.
>>82469716i don't have a chad personality true i should die true that's true
>>82469712No one uses a grown man who is a grown man. Off you go
>>82469712God damn.... imagine the raunchy n sloppy gay sex that'd take place in those mental hospitals.it'd be more intense than every bathhouse and public bathroom combined.
>>82469462could use attachment theory to help. for example, most people here almost certainly arent securely attached, and would benefit from reassurance, or even some kind of emphasis on blunt honesty to build trust (so when you tell him something he'll trust you, and the reassurance will be more assuring.) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attachment_theoryconsideration is also important of course. id have more thoughts if i knew more but you can take this shitty advice for now
Getting your mentally ill fag cock wet at the psych ward with other mentally ill fags
>>82470023hmmm interesting. I'd like to read into it, maybe get some insights on how to bond better, but it also feels weird to psycho analyze things too much.. but I'll look a bit into it thank you
Alright I've shaved myself smooth as a baby's bottom now.Time to post slutty pics online
>>82470167damn babies have bottoms and I don't?!I feel like an even bigger failure now, it's over, I'm transitioning into a bottom.
>>82470167post a link, whore I need some fap material and you seem to be providing.
smeg smeg smegma smeg smegma smeg smeg smeg
>Make grindr account>No pfp, no username, no height, no dicksize>Not even my age because I just wanna browse and see what the options look like in my area>Still immediately get hit with three messages from the same guy wanting to sextGenuinely how are people this horny? Maybe women are right about moids.
>>82470399Bot accounts to boost confidence probably, I don't think anyone actually responds to those.
>>82470399or he's just messaging everyone he can, the equivalent of throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks.
>>82470023Fuck man, why did I have to be born with anxious avoidant attachment?
>>82470466damn anxious AND avoidant? whats that feel like anon if you could try describing it, please
>>82470466as a fellow avoidant who gets very, very nervous in situations even slightly outside the norm, I feel your pain. I'm never going to get a bf because of it most likely, even doing regular life tasks feel almost impossible.
He so :3
>>82470540Hi meow, been a bit. You doing okay?
as an experienced diaper person, i can confidently say that the greatest orgasm ever happens when you jizz and shit at the same time
I feel proud that I'm avoiding making bonds with other people, because I'm an avoidant subhuman that will either wait for it to be ruined, or will self-sabotage to prove my worldview.
imagine having an arm up your asss
>tfw no puppetmaster bf to control me via prostate stimulation.
>>82470497Just a lot of ruminating. Most of my time was just spent thinking about him and the fun convos we would have, and as soon as I had the chance to talk to them I would get scared and wait for them to start the convo. I would time my convos so they would be near the time I go to sleep so we would talk for like 20 minutes. They probably thought I didn't care, but I was so fucking overwhelmed with thinking about him. I hated myself during the relationship, and I hated myself after it ended realising they would never want to speak with me ever again. Once I realised how fried my brain is, I have vowed to never get in another relationship because I just don't want to hurt someone else and me again.Yes, it's been 5 months since we last spoke and I still think about him and how he made me feel wanted
>>82470720>they would never want to speak with me ever againDid you two have an argument of some kind?
>>82470749Nope, I don't think we ever did, it ended "mutually". It was a very superficial online relationship because I was too much of a coward to take it offline.Funny, he probably moved on easily since he's had irl relationships before. But because this was the first time I felt like this, it felt like my world collapsed. Also doing some light stalking I saw him flirting heavily online with some other guy who looks way better than me.Fucking over.
>>82470807it sounds like you should kill him
The restaurant was empty and my cat walked up to me and jumped into sleep on my lap, changing positions in a cute way. Then the restaurant got full in 5 minutes all of a sudden. If I wasn't there I'd have no cat to play with whenever I want but if I wasn't there I could game all day. Yin and Yang, the good and the bad.
>>82469462That's best discovered on an individual level, dumb normalfaggot
>>82470720Does your tranny ex still think about you as much as you think about them?
>>82468135Jacked off to big brother doujin today, was really good too, but it never matches my fantasies.
>>82468627>tfw no bf to read me bedtime stories
>>82471056Very very unlikely, I'm pretty sure they forgot I exist lol
>>82471078https://voca.ro/1jB6BvL3q2AF
>>82471091Sorry I am too scared to click on vocaroos
>>82471103it's just a 2 second clip of anon coughing, once.
>>82470550Been busy with school and gaming silksong I got government benefits because of my schizophrenia that mean I can quit my job
>Photo received>Photo received >Photo received>Photo receivedI'm scared...
>>82471221yay meow is on neetbux! Lucky little possum, for that anyway. No more wagieing at the meowdonalds.
I LOVE when YOUTUBE videos have TITLES in this STYLE
>>82471346story you're pathetic and you will eat yourself to death
>Set my preferences to dudes shorter than me>Only pooners show upIt's so fucking over
>>82471374How did you know it was me? I was just trying to be nice to meow... and not be jealous of his neetbux.
>>82471221gz meow! we missed you.
I love how straight men on this board are much bigger fags than everyone itt. Like they will do this gay roleplay and cum together and talk about all sorta gay shit but it's not gay because they were cumming to anime girl pics.
>>82471476>"There could be straggots here" he thought...
>>82471407Get a job you damn hippie>>82471432Yay
>>82471511as for the eating myself to death thing I'll have you know I lost 5lbs.
>stupid cat didn't want to get on the bed and just meowed around the room before leavingI WANNA GO HOME NOW. Gib game
>>82471528Cool I didn't ask >>82471531Meow
I was never mean to you meow why must you be mean to me?
>>82471571I'm evil meowhttps://youtu.be/nd3jHt8mPLE
he never cared about me... all he wanted was my aids...
>>82471598we missed u meow but not how EVIL and twisted u are, I almost forgot about that...
>>82471827Yayayay silksong is fun
>>82471835XD glad ur having fun doe.
>>82471841The third act is very hard doe
meow is fat and looks like greta thunberg
>>82471899Yay meow waaa
I'm sad I'll never be able to visit the meowdonalds and see our possum at work now. I was never going to do it anyway, but still
>>82469062i woke up. my heart was beating so hard i couldnt go back to sleep
>>82471361Well maybe YOU don't like it but it is a surefire way of attraction ATTENTION. Ever thought of THAT huh? NOPE. because you only think of YOURSELF.
>>82471880you can do it meow! we believe in you!
I dare not even play it because I know I would get filtered early one thanks to my hand issues and generally poor reflexes.
>>82472018hmm did you try turning it off and on again
Thinking about playing Silksong like 3 months after release just hope I can avoid spoilers until them.
I'll likely pick it up in a couple years on a steam sale, play it for an hour or two and then never touch it again.
>>82472189no. how do i turn it off? i found out my speaker is still broken and still hurts my ears unless i turn the bass off so now i have to wear faggot headphones that pull my hair and i cant lie down on my side, so id rather just be done with this shitty life
I had fun with a literal catbox and now I'm home ^_^>>82471551You got nothing else to say huh. These threads are kinda weird without you in them for better or for worse :heart:>>82472056Yes and world should cater to me or listen to my whining
>>82471981I'll get another job eventually probably >>82472142Yay>>82472313I'm gay and retarded yay
>>82472313i hope that was immediately after replacing the sand
i wanna bad day maxx since adversity makes you stronger
I'm tired but also in a mood for a run and then I'd like to game and hopefully the meme payday game installs until then so I can co op that with a friend before slep taym>>82472322The gayest and the retardest *thumbs up*
>>82472347It was just an empty box where wine used to be but instead of wine a cat got inside for like 15 minutes or so...Cats think it's peak entertainment to get inside a box and slap anything thats on the outside
>>82472322are you getting more or less neetbux than what working gave you? Wouldn't working disqualify you from the bux? I know here it would.
i feel weaker an defeated lying in my bed with complete silence
>>82472414drink piss loser
>>82472401my cat just chews on the box
>>82472423sigh i already pissed in the bathroom now i have to go upstairs to get water
>>82472475skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi skibidi toilet
homeless people suck
>>82472485i still dont know what that is. i really need to kill myself today
>>82472373Meow>>82472410Significantly more with how little I was working. I can earn 800e a month and after that anything that goes over is taken from my neetbucks
>>82472515where do homeless people go during the day? i only see them early in the morning like before 6am and rarely ill see one at night
>>82472574Will that be enough for you to live off of and still have some left over for things like minis and other hobbies?
>>82472633It'll be something like 1200e which is enough for me to save up some of it too. Before I got like 900e a month
do guys leave behind a scent like women do
>>82472821scent of smeg
>>82472821unwashed ass and B.O.
WHAT IF I MARRIED A DOG?
>>82472829>>82472852hmm. i wonder if its just a familiarity thing like i can clearly smell that mom was using my blanket but when i stay at someones house i dont smell them on any of the furniture
>tfw no 6'10 dutch bf
>>82472861This thread is not for women
>>82467291What if I married my brother
>>82472861not legal
>>82473028legal? but its not a real marriage
>>82473048Damn... I will never have my brother husband bf
i dont relate to brothercest can we talk about moms instead
busty mommy bf
>>82473028Based. Purest love
>>82472574I'm also going back to school this year but given how retarded I got I doubt I'll graduate yay. But at least my family will shut up about me not doing anything at last I guess.
>>82473099What kinda school yay
>>82472765How big are your expenses because that's a lot I think
>>82473104Majorly mysterious college
>>82473087my mom is thin and has average sized white woman breasts, shes not the typical venus bodied mommy so nobody in the momcest gen wanted to talk about her :(
All gay people should die
they should send gay people to eswatini
>>82473109600e rent ~300e for food and stuff. The limit for being poor is 1600e so it's not an amazing amount of money but still very nice
Gay Aryan Ethnostate of Rhodesia
Can I move to Finland and leech off the welfare system too?
her name is zimbabwe
>>82473117Yay dattebayo>>82473255Depends yay
depends on your religion baka
i wanna smash him in the headthen tie him upthen violently rape him multiple times a day
rape me with your bussy
>>82473313You're kind of a fag yanno
>>82473313>this will never happen to anon
sigh im mc but ill never find fw
>>82473284Will you stick around or leave us again? Everything sucks now we need a bit of meow *sniff*
why did everyone leave
Bohemia is so cool in CK3 I wish I were Bohemian vghh
ck3 stinks. ive never played it but ck2 is better anyways
>>82473715I only care about Bohemia because of KCD.>tfw no Henry bf who is quite hungry.
>>82473701meow has too much aura, all the w*men obsessed troons and biscum leave when meow enters the thread.
>>82473733but im still here, transgfless and bibfless :<they left without me...
i wish lookism was reali shouldnt need to suffer as a 6'2 8/10 white man
piss jugs
mommy bf milk jugs
Cook some burgers or do yet another frozen pizza? Gotta hold off eating out at least until Saturday.
>>82470921need an r9gay fit check like this
>>82474222here's what i'm wearing
>>82474235slut alert
>>82474235put some undies on you'll catch a cold
>>82472615They're downtown doing drugs and begging for money all day where I work. However there are some homeless that do have jobs.
>>82472615in the summer they hang out in public buildings like the library for the A/C. Same in the winter for the heat. No idea what they do when the weather is nice.
>>82474324maybe im looking too deep into it, but it seems to me homeless/poor people and or gypsies in my balkan country will work more than those same people in the west. Not to say they are any less fucking annoying or nasty, most are, but theyll wash windows, sell balloons or roses (that they most likely stole) they sell stuff at fleamarkets (stolen stuff lot of the time), etc. In Austria for example all you see is them kneeling with a sign sayin "Ich habbe hunger" or "Bitte Hilfe" they dont do shit. Still, fuck 90% of the lazy bum gypsies, they really fuck over that las 10%
>>82474452How can there be homeless in places like Austria, don't they get welfare or other forms of government assistance?
>>82474463No clue, but considering it is a tourist hotspot nearly all year round (beautiful in both winter and summer) Im guessing its people wanting to exploit that. Or could be people that came from abroad just for that or are there illegally. DONT let anybody tell you gypsies dont fucking travel, they got more successful family members in atleast one major european country, and they will go there as gastarbeiters or something else
>>82474235you tricked me you dumb slut, I refreshed the page!
>>82474463many people who experience homeless suffer from mental health issues or addiction. sometimes these people would rather be free in the streets than locked in a shelter where there's rules and chores to do.
we do a little heroin
>>82474324>>82474349makes sense but it feels like so much travel. we would get a random homeless person sleeping under the stairs at our apartment during the winter because the church next to our building would bring them there, but id never see any homeless people in that area otherwise. at a different place id see them in the mornings and thats it, they were gone for the rest of the day/night but im not sure where they came from. id never see them sleeping or anything on my 4am walks
>>82474673Seriosly considering heroin. I want to stop drinking. i honestly believe that heroin is less harmful. I've been doing tramadol but it's hard af to find.
>>82474692smoke fent and die you loser trash
The fents got me moving like a claymation figure
Saw a nigger on the side walk doing the fent lean last time I was in the city
Any of you guys cosplay or have similar hobbies? Been thinking of trying it out, but Im a taller, less dainty kinda guy, so dont know what much I can do
So excited about so many games on my backlog now I've been thinking about it more. I just put that Indiana Jones game on it because it seems it could be ok despite being AAA slop but it's made by guys who did Wolfenstein which is my 2nd fav fps of all time so I now have high expectations. Pirate Yakuza game seems very fun from demo I played a while back so looking forward to it. Killing floor 3 should be good. I didn't like first two but 3 looks fuckin awesome. Same with Titan quest 2. Hope it's actually good and not like 1. It's, like, how Diablo 3 is awesome but 1 and 2 suck. I have some faith series with potential can change for the better. Tokyo underground killer seems epic, I am positive new Shinobi game will be great and I might be most excited by this dumb game about armadillo playing basketball??? It's made by a guy who makes cool platformers I like so it will be good for sure. I also think that Baki game might not be too bad. I'll try it on switch...
>>82475000you could dress up as Mr. X from REI don't cosplay but if I had money I'd dress up more often, my sunday best clothes I did manage to dress up like The Shadow so I've got that going for me.
>>82468135yeah ot got derailed by the bbp (big black poops) followed by the moider but we'll do it again sometime don't worry <3
>>82475033I got a bunch of indies on my backlog now. I just feel so rotten recently, dont play much besides fuckin war thunder. But this one game, which is basically advance wars but with mechs is cool asf, pretty well done too. God I need to fix my DSL soon as I find that fucking screwdriver.>>82475035Might be fun honestly even if I am autistic about putting stuff on my face. Though if I do something, Id like to be more like a grunt. You know, the average background cannon fodder. besides im not tall only about 189 last time I measured and hes like way biggr
Just found out about Yeltsin bombing parliament T_T
>>82468509i kinda agree with >>82468542that you just want a friend i feel like my issues will heal with time/fbf affection and even then still worry about the effect it will have in the beginning of intamacy with a guy but as long as we go slow i think i'll be able to do it but if you don't think you can change at all you probably shouldn't tie him down unless you find a ro-ace bf (aroace implies the existence of ro-ace but never seen anyone identify as one)
>>82468793>heel-stinky
mom fed me way too much now i cant go on a walk
>>82475117dont talk about that communist crap on our day
lois turn on the tv
havent watched tv since 2010
and time to pay 2k on the year for the house and car insurance, haha, watching that money trickle away...
what does spending money feel like
I have no idea how much car insurance costs, my mom pays for it
mommy bf pays for it
they stole mommy bf from me
>tfw too old to truly enjoy a mommy bf
>>82475422mine is roughly $950 for a year, one car, clean driving record, liability only. The house insurance is another 1000$ or so.
>>82474673>>82474692Life destroying habit. Don't play with fire
>>82475558thats what they say about porn
>>82475650Porn is bad but doesn't compare to opioids. You're about to show your brain what heaven feels like, for a short while. After that you will never feel like that again, and life sober will feel like hell on earth in comparison. This isn't a joke. Heavy opioids destroy lives
blue eyed boys should be worshipped
I hope my fbf will never want to cook with me because anytime I have to do anything in the kitchen I become a anxious wreck that's also screaming at everything because making the smallest mess in the kitchen meant an ass beating a long time ago.
>tfw no incompetent bf who can't boil water
>>82475814Okay then, worship me.
>>82475981ok, hold still while we nail you to this cross
>>82475981can I suck your pp or bum (whichever you prefer)
titty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A696tMBAoA0
I need to kill myself immediately https://youtu.be/2dv82ZmkRLc
issa dead
>>82475827what if bf starts beating your ass for screaming at him
>>82475827I'm really sorry that happened to you, my fbf will NEVER have to worry about cooking! I'll make his meals but if someone wanted to help that would be a really wholesome thing and I hope you find someone to heal with on your cooking journey.
>>82474452Are you bosnian?
why does story keep typing like this? And thinking nobody will notice it's him all along
I would dress up like a clown for my bf to make him laugh
>>82478420but... clowns dont look funny
total clown death
>>82478446you haven't seen me buddy hehe
had a dream where i killed myself
>>82478600I had a dream my deadbeat father loved me last night and it ruined my day
if i was gonna kill myself i'd choose the most painful way possibly to get the most out of death
If I were to kill myself I'd choose the most artistic and expressive way possible to get the most beauty out of death
>>82478849Real mishimaposting hours rn
>>82478906>died by seppukucringeeee
>>82478849died of no bf
i've been thinkin about the good times, when the story was still ours to writeand all the stupid shit we'd do, i'm lucky i'm not dead after hanging around you
>>82473697Meow iunno posting feels like a chore
Videos for ai made by ai yay. Finally someone made a video about this. Thank you mister deerhttps://youtu.be/b51U95KRLq0
i need to take a shower but i think i will not do that
>>82479675no, definitely never do that
>>82479712never do what? never take a shower? never not take a shower?
>>82479738exude a steady stream of natural pheromones please
>>82479665youtube doesnt show me ai videos or any video i havent already watched
>>82476026At least one of us is getting nailed
>>82479750okay sure but what do i do about the fungus and skin disease
Will owning a shiba inu increase the likelihood of me obtaining a Japanese bf?
>tfw no 6'10 south korean bf
>>82480198yup, it's a stat increase of 2% per shiba inu.
>tfw no hardcore junglist bf
>>82477623No I wouldn't scream at *him* I scream at inanimate objects, especially if I'm working with flour cause it gets everywhere.
Can I get an original YEEHAW?!
https://youtu.be/MJXzLv5Wrmo
don't die threaddy ;A;
>tfw no bf to twist our bodies and minds to inhuman forms through bruteforce apotheosis
>>82480262Is it additive? I don't know if I can handle 50 of these guys.Pic related is the shiba I was looking at.
I've never had a dog (always cats) but holy shit puppies are so cute.
>>82480505Become a dog breeder and start breeding shiba inus.May aswell let it become your work, then you'll have a japanese husbando that will work on your shiba inu ranch with you.
>>82480520I work with dogs and sometimes get the pleasure of working with puppies and yes, they're mega adorable, all dogs have their own unique personalities too!
>>82480520Jack russels are incredibly based animals. The joy they have when they see you every morning is amazing
>>82479665I used to watch tl;dr as a kid but stopped because he did something too cringe
>>82467291I'm like a vampire but instead of blood i feed on my lovers cum
no jrpg Otaku larp boyfriend
Well I did it again, bought another gun I'll likely never use. It sure looks pretty though and I love fooling around dry firing it until I can take it to the range. Anyone want to be my bf and go shooting together?
>parents and siblings are out camping, giving me (25 y/o neet) the house to myself for the weekend>cant have anyone over for a hookup because I have to look after our dogsMy virginity and my celibacy are safe and secure.
I may be a filthy sexhaver but at the very least I didn't lose my virginity to a hookup.
>not a virginsoul tarnished
>looks at pornsoul also tarnished so someone shouldn't be throwing stones in glass houses.
>>82482041All gay sex is from hookups. Gay men are incapable of love.
If you weren't alive on the day Grand Theft Auto San Andreas came out, then as far as I'm concerned, you're not even alive.
I only became sentient within the last 5 years. My eyes only opened within the last 2 years, before that I just existed.
>>82481868>Anyone want to be my bf and go shooting together?Yes :D
I'm an autistic twink incel and I missed out on teen love
>>82482666Which is good. You should strive to die alone.
They're gonna get me like they got Charlie, a shot to the neck in front of my wife(male) and kids
>>82482074I think you are incapable of love, and you blame others for it
>>82482025>because I have to look after our dogsThat's such a silly excuse it's not like the dogs will rat you out
>>82482041don't let the incel mindset get to you. You're not filthy for having sex. It doesn't really matter how you lost your virginity, that's just one moment of your life it doesn't define you. What's important is that you enjoy your life and experience everything these bitter celibates are missing out
Meow I'm gay bwaa
stop pretending to be hue story
>>82481868>can't go out to a single date >can waste money with killing machines like they were toys If you tried dating with a fraction of the time and money you give to guns, you could have a bf. Right wing gays are so silly
Arming yourself is very left wing tho
a true gay leftist would have a bf and wouldn't be a bitter virgin like rightoid chuds
>>82482863The dogs will bark, a lot. I love them, because they are saving me from regret, depression and misery.
>>82483117>A dog >Barking Truly everyone in the neighborhood will know this could only mean gay sex is happening
>>82483117Your incel life is what's causing you depression, misery and regret.
>>82483126Nobody likes hearing dogs barking.
>>82483138I am an incel turned volcel, there is a difference.
>>82483139They won't bark forever that's the silliest possible excuse for being a lonely virgin.
>>82483155You are an incel in denial at best, lil chud. That's what you get for your wrong chud opinions: loneliness
>>82483179Loneliness is a virtue.
>>82483186No it isn't. It's your bane. It's like a burden you choose to carry for some reason, some ignorant and twisted reason. Having friends and a lover is a virtue. Your incel lifestyle is a vice, a terrible vice.
>>82483202I am autistic. I would be lonely even if I wanted otherwise.
>>82483226No you wouldn't. You're not incapable of looking for love. You just have never tried because you're too busy being a resentful bitter celibate in the chud board. This place is like a mental prison for you. You're here to hear your worst thoughts echoing back and forth, and you think this has nothing to do with your resolution to be a lonely virgin bitching and moaning about being lonely here? I know you're an autist but I'm one too, we don't have to be delusional because of it, neither do we have to be lonely
>>82483274I'm autistic, ugly, and genuinely a terrible person. I can't change any of those things. So I choose the virtue of loneliness and celibacy.
>>82483306At least you can admit being a terrible person, I wish more rightoids would have that honesty. This is the only legitimate reason why you are lonely. Not the autism, not the appearance. Just you overall being a shitty person. The lesson you should learn from this is to strive to be a better person. Instead you come here to rot, surrounding yourself with even worse people and becoming even more terrible in the process. Your loneliness and celibacy aren't virtues, they are terrible vices.
>>82483306Instead of choosing the worst possible coping mechanisms, you should go out there and share the company of some good people so you can learn from them.
>>82483346Not how it works. If it was possible to improve as a person, it would involve staying away from people until after you've improved.
>>82483396It is possible to improve as person. You are choosing to remain a bad person the same way you are choosing to remain a lonely virgin. Your inaction is a choice of its own. Your problem is the type of person you choose to share the company: other bitter chud incels like you who are only good to drag you further down.
>>82483418You can't just get up and associate with "better" people. You ruin the vibe, you unsettle them, you disturb the peace, you presence is unwelcome. So assuming positive change is possible, which it isn't, I would have to figure out how to be a person people want to be around, but I can't be around people until I do?
>>82483458>You can't just get up and associate with "better" peopleWrong. Yes you can. You could have a date with a nice guy today if you wanted to. Hopefully you would see what it's like to be next to a person other than a bitter incel. You thinking you will "ruin the vibe" is just part of the self sabotage, low self esteem and self doubt bullshit you have learned from a place like this. This pessimism is stemming from this place and it's one of the reasons why you should get out asapInstead you stay and rot
>>82483458>I can't be around people until I do?Yes you can. Being around other normal people would be a medicine for you. Sharing the company of other chud celibates is poison for your soul. Look what it did to you
>>82483483I couldn't leave the house even if I wanted to, so what does a "date" look like?
>>82483504You can leave the house, you have a pair of working legs. You just choose not to. Be real for a moment. The "date" will look better than you spending the next year the same way you spent the last 10: alone in r9k cooking with the chuds
Taking my shiba inu puppy to the dog park everyday until the perfect 10/10 Japanese boyfriend approaches me for companionship
>>82483536I have to look after the dogs, I don't have any way to get anywhere, and there is nowhere to go.
>>82483548>More bullshit excuses The dogs can be alone for a few hours. Imagine becoming a 30 yo virgin and using the fucking dogs as an excuse. Just be honest about it and say you don't want to do it because you want to be a bitter lonely chud for ideological reasons.
>>82483548>don't have any way to get anywhere,Legs>Nowhere to go Meeting up with another gay guy you met through dating apps, literally anywhere in public Stop playing games, you little chud
>>82483561I'm not bitter over it. I specifically want to be alone and die alone.
>>82483577>I want to die alone>not bitterHilarious. You are in denial about so many things about yourself
Meow where husbie meow yay meow so true
being 25 and wanting to live and die alone is like the definition of bitterness
>>82483718what happened to you these past few weeks, were you forcibly institutionalized in the looney bin again? Another psychotic breakdown?
>>82482914>You're not filthy for having sex.I'm still filthy for losing it to someone who didn't end up my husband/long term bf.I only acknowledged that I'm not the bottom of the barrel in terms of filth.
>>82483768No, you're not filthy for it. That's literally the incel mindset. Having sex is not something bad. Stop thinking in such reactionary conservative way. That's how incels are born
>>82483747The alternative is far, far more bitter. I am better off without desire.
Continuing CK3, Bohemia is OP
>>82483810The alternative is having friends and a bf, anon. No that's not far more bitter than living in loneliness. You haven't gotten rid of desire. You are just missing out on life's greatest joys. That is the definition of bitterness
i am shaking in the alcohol i am full of alcohol even though i slept for 8 hours what is happeningi am dying i am dying
i'm gonna kill himi'm gonna kill himi'm gonna KILL himi'm gonna KILL HIM
>>82484028how can you drink so much alone? Have you ever tried drinking with someone else? Alcohol is perfect for sharing
fent i am drowning in fenti am shaking i am not human i am not human
>>82484136what is wrong with you dude seriously
https://youtu.be/iTPVIgpRWAA?si=M1b9nH56_VtKwl2t&t=151
doing the nod walk on acetone laced fent
sex with elliot rodger
I ate a cheeseburger
>>82484427Instagram also showed me that reel
Why does porn hub keep trying to psyop me into having sex by opening sniffies in the background, its like theyre taunting me with the idea that I can just message and meet these guys until I find one that vibes with me and we can just fuck
>>82484873Can't you? Sniffies would scare any prude virgin like you to death, it's like grindr on steroids. Makes grindr actually look like a romantic walk at the park in comparison. Speaking of which you should give grindr a try. Aren't you tired of being a bfless lonely sperg?
>>82483757Nothing happened, why
hue's the one who should be put in a psych ward desu he sounds so deranged and crazy lately
I wonder what degen things hue has done or continues to do.
>>82484461wtf same in n out
I had some home cooked cheeseburgers, I'll get some fries next store trip and with my air fryer maybe I can have a decent meal. Mom used to do fries in the oven and they always turned out soggy and undercooked.
his name was hue and he was our friend before meth addiction took him away
Playing killing floor 3 and my god is it awesome, so much better than previous 2 which I didn't like. Gunplay is so satisfying and graphics are awesome, I really enjoy blowing zombies to bits. It really is rare to have good fps games these days but when I see something like that or doom it makes me think "how can ppl mess this up, it's simple". So far I played 3 maps, beating one and getting killed in last wavebof the other 2.Now the bad part is you only have 2 types of enemies and they also recycle bosses it seems? Cause the boss who killed me twice is the same one lol. That's very lazy for a game that costs that much money. I assume boss fights are more fun in co op but the difficulty spike in it compared to previous waves is insanity. Im barely getting touched but boss is hunting me down like I'm a pray animal. I don't like it. I don't like it at all. I barely beat one boss and it was a life and death struggle.
I have posted here off and on for 3 years and Its always nice to see that hue is still around. Its nice to know that some random Brazilian schizo still cares about us.
>gunplaygayest thing ive ever read
Drawing is so mentally draining for me as of late. Maybe my sanity meter is just non existent at this point. I feel so fatigued all the time.
>>82483757i think the bullying might have actually gotten to him in which case i feel bad for
>>82485731find the motivation by checking twitter or instagram, start with kofuhi
its the big night friday night
friday night funkin niggas:
i want to be a trapdoor spider. or any kind of ambush predator type bug or bristle worm creature. just to do literally nothing but sit in my comfortable home waiting to kill anyone that dares walk near my home. boyfriend for this feel?
There's been a trio of spiders hanging in the bathroom window for a month now feasting on all the gnats trying to get in at night and I love them for that
there was a spider trying to do that in the corner of our shower but we dont have bugs so it just died
>>82486712thats boss spiders are chill as fuck people get FREAKED up that i like to coax them onto my hand and generally handle spiders. i understand theyre harmless and wish only to suck fly guts but the NORMAL SLUGS dont fucking understand bugworld, they literally have no idea how good it feels to catch prey in their mandibles and want to tell us how to live
dont understand how people can be afraid of tiny harmless things like bugs or mice but comfortably stand next giant animals like horses
i think a horse should kick the brains out of all the boys that will not date me
i would date you but...i will date you if...
im sold. no body will ever love me.
>>82487326yeah, well, no body will ever love me x100
where am i what the hell is happening
>>82487423nobody will ever love me more and longer times 1000
i can't have a hookup becuase i don't have a asshole
i caulked anons butthole shut ama
oh my god i am DYINGGGGwhat the fuckkkkkki feel like drugsi feel like my brain is fucked up
one time i wait you know what nevermind no one cares
wow i almost felt bad for anon but it turns out he is just another used and caulked whore with regrets
>>82487498you are going to die in eight minutes
i'm full of drugs i feel so fucked
my brain is turning inside out https://youtu.be/n422pLeV9uY
i feel like i am dying
i dont feel like i am living
i need 100 cats https://youtu.be/ITtbAU4GXJQ
whoobidoooo died of an overdose
i'm rushing i'm fucking rushing https://youtu.be/iTPVIgpRWAA?si=aWjoOGTrRb3fxnVP&t=497
are you rushing or dragging?
horrible taste in music
should i jerk off idk kind of bored
i should kill my neighbour
i am in hell i am in heaven https://youtu.be/GTHivaM00Rk
>how can you drink so much alone? i am a NIGGERi am a nigger i am a nigger i am a NIGGERi am ugly i am ugly i am ugly i am ugly i am ugly i am ugly i am ugly
he said the bad word ban this freak jan
https://youtu.be/aTRL0aL0PxU
this thread right now. Not original sadly.
hows the start of everyones eben GAYmer Weekend? i finally defeated da cut man it only tooketh me 10hrs! that was last night actually but i didn't make any progress today :(
quit yer bitchin niggerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K15orY9So1w
>>82485019>>82484873has anyone tried using sniffies anonymously to find out where gay guys hang out then loitering around to increase the chances of a random encounter? any chance of rescuing a pure lad that was about to giveaway his boyginity by giving him a relationship with a fellow virgin instead?
>>82488087ooo, now that's an idea...
>>82488063havent played or enjoyed any videogaming lately. also was that just regular mega man?
>>82488005i have never said "kill" "hit" or "hurt" in my decade on /r9gay/
>>82488317You fucking fool. You absolute baka. You just said it...
>>82488343nuhuh no see those quotes? that means someone else said it
>>82488087>where gay guys hang outgay bars
do people really go to gay bars i thought that was a thing for old guys
https://youtu.be/-cgJCvdrY60
>>82488396people here used to say the same about grindr. Turns out most people out in the scene are young.
>>82488544in my albeit limited experience, grindr has an extremely varied age range that averages older than most anons(20yo). bars seem more catered to an older age. i dont live in a top 50 city though
>>82488571>limited experienceexplains why your opinion is wrong.
>>82488596well it was like 5days or so. you think grindr is mostly 20 something year olds? and do you live in a city with 1+ million population?
>>82488621>you think grindr is mostly 20 something year olds?What I think doesn't matter, I could just open grindr right now and let the facts speak for themselves: a vast myriad of young people there. Same for bars. But I don't think many of you ever opened dating apps or have been to a bar at all. >1+ million It's about 400 k actually. Do you live in a small town with less than 50k people? That could change things.
>>82488636ive never been to a gay bar and ive never been a nongay bar during busy hours so yea... but my grindr experience is all real. i live close to a 200k city
>>82488673>my grindr experience is all real5 days and 0 dates is not enough. Plus like you said, a vast age range means there are people of your own age there. How far is the closest big city?
>>82488689there are people my age there, but theyre not the norm at all>how far is the closest big city22MI/36KMnot too far for the driver
is drawing a gay symbol with a sharpie on, like, my hand or neck a stupid idea for advertising?
>>82488821what is the gay symbol? that is the question
uhh uhh, the interlocked mars one, for example
i literally just learned about that symbol... but it does seem obviously gay
draw a dick on your forehead
draw a dick up your ass fag
>>82488821Just wear a rainbow wristband
thanks for the tip. im going to start wearing a rainbow wristband to annoy faggots
>>82488918i wish i had one ;-;
>>82488931Buy one online
>>82480319*delayed yeehaw*>>82482025>hookupKill yourself retard>>82482041Fuck off if you ever had sex with someone who wasn't your bf
>>82488926they won't be annoyed, they'll be drawn to it like a siren song
>>82488941there's nothing wrong with having casual sex before commitment, or after it's over
>>82488063Megumin mentioned!!!!!Ganbatte! I'll work hard on gaming too ^_^
>>82488926>i am going to make myself look available to gays, that will show themsure anon
Pride merch is a huge red flag. No bfable
>>82488968A red flag for an incel, maybe. He would be selecting for better mates than homos with acceptance issues. It would be a great filter
>>82488947>>82488960shut up faggot. i'm going to annoy at least 12 faggots with this new information
>>82488968i have a subtle pride necklace dont judge all of us pls
>>82488985>anon likes to think he is annoying gays by wearing pride clothingnonny i think you just like being surrounded by gay men ;3
would you bf someone with hiv? asking for a friend
>>82488997they will judge all of us, the lesson here is wear your accessories if you like, and don't worry about homophobia from strangers
>>82489003Undetectable?
>>82489000i have never met a gay faggot in real life kys
>>82489004i unironically cant wear anything i like because a bunch of fags and trannys have found all of my loves, and they wont let go. how do i tell these gay fuckers to go away forever?
>>82489015how can you get a bf if you never meet gay people, silly head? Just wear the wristband
>>82489011>tfw no low radar cross section bf
>>82489015>anon is yet to meet the cute guy of his dreamsi wish you luck finding him nonny <3
>>82489037i wont get a bf ever and the wristband is a greenflag for aids ridden faggots>>82489057kys tranny thats it die discord fag
>>82489035>I won't wear rainbow colours >Otherwise people will think I'm gay >And I'll suffer from the prejudice and discrimination that gays suffer So you don't wear rainbows because of homophobia, and somehow you blame the victims.
>>82489080>>82489080>i wont get a bf eversad :( you cant be that unlikable nonny you just need to put yourself out there ;3
>>82489080>the wristband is a greenflag for aids ridden faggotsYour target audience and future bf
>>82489035>cant wear anything i like because people will know I'm gayThe troubles of a life inside the closet
i want a bf but i have leprosy
>>82489082i dont suffer from that>>82489113no, i will never put myself out there and your "what i got" doesnt follow any logic>>82489123>>82489132?your waste of time wont move me to anything else
>>82489197There's a lot of sexual repression in you
>>82489211how? you weak faggot? give me any type to operate
>>82489153wtf youre a leopard? thats so cool!!
>wake up>no man lying beside me shirtless (I mean my fbf here, duh)??????????Someone call god and tell them they fucked up.
they saying I'm acting like hitler
https://voca.ro/1k31gtMowgUH
next round>>82489970>>82489970>>82489922bit early in the morning for that innit
>>82489983extremely illegitimate thread
>>82489992oopslooks like I've had one too many myself
legitimate heir>>82490020>>82490020
