>be me>NEET>been a NEET for pretty much half a decade since the COOF (with a one time, 4-5 month employment in late 2021 to early 2022)>turned 23 recently>no longer insured under family by law>have to pay for my own insurance now>very little money left over from the job I had>no job that'll cover it>decide to finally change my life around>look for jobs>no one wants you if you're not specialised>apply for positions which don't require specialisation>no one accepts except for post office>invited to work for one day to check whether I want the job or not>it's decent, not too hard, not too easy>think I did pretty good>DENIED>...>ask the government for help to find a job and help with paying insurance>they tell me to fill out some forms for the insurance thing>fill out the forms>send>"Erm, ackschually! You need to bring this and that paper as well and this and that bureaucracy bullshit!">wtf?>provide the papers and all the other things needed>"Erm, we need more bureaucracy bullshit or something!">...>this goes on for months>they send me to some institution which'll help me apply for either work or (Ausbildung) education leading to work (also means you're specialised in a field)>decide for the latter since it's more secure>look for a place for months>no success>find out that I have to apply to a school first for an agricultural education>no close schools>apply to one that's 70km away>they accept after multiple e-mail exchanges and a phone call>no more money since I had to pay for my own insurance which is expensive as fuck>"...How the fuck am I supposed to get there now?">ask government for help>"No, fuck you. Fill out these forms and come back later.">"Oh, by the way. You have to go to another place.">4 days left until the first day of school minus the weekend since everything's closedI'm so fucking fucked, bros. I think I no longer have insurance and the bureaucracy forms are just bullshit so that they don't have to pay me.
