if an alien appeared before a man an allowed him to choose a random perk in life (like an isekai), and the perk he chose was meant to be something harmless, but he ended up choosing one that allowed him to win any argument/altercation with the opposite sex (like the Lady Killer perk from Fallout (yes I know that's not what that perk does, I'm just using it as a nomenclature example)) I think he would single handedly break all of earthly existence quite quickly (even assuming he's just a normie - he'd figure out the implications of his power very fast). The world simply wasn't built to handle a man that could ever do something like that. I like to imagine the alien or angel or whatever who did that thinking it would be harmless or just a regular local superhero just watches slack-jawed as they realize all of human civilization just falls apart because it was never meant to handle such a thingI swear it would be like within a day or two, depending on how fast he figures shit out. >pic unrelated
>>82468546You imbecile. The Monkey Ball is not unrelated. For he alters the world, he turns and shapes it, shielded within his rhetorical sphere. Thus is the power of winning arguments against women.
>>82468594You're right. Not only must my ego be gone. It must be Gongon.
