Tell me a story, /r9k/. When was the last time someone other than yourself touched your bare genitals?
when i was at MEPS during the physical exam they had a milf fondle my balls and scrotum for a bit
>>82469391i think doctors touched them once cause kid me had a rash but other than that, never
>>82469391Some Chad tried to feel me up, I freakked
>>82469391uhhh 15 years ago? I think?
>>82469391Couple years agoI was singing karaoke at a bar and some girl approached me after. We talked for a bit then went to her place and fuckedshe was married with 3 kids and tried to guilt trip me when I rightfully ghosted her
>>82469391I want a BPDemon to play old games and binge on white Monster with uuuuuu...
>>82469401Yo, mine was done by an old ass dude. Guy looked like a fucking basset hound. Letting him see my asshole was one of the most awkward experiences of my life.Thankfully my urinalysis NCOs didn't want to see cocks so they stayed toward the back of the room every time.
>>82469391Ugly man twice my age who spent a year getting close to me. He was the first and is the last to touch me
>>82469463Were you his grooming victim?
>>82469391It was 2-3 years ago, my ex jerked me off
>>82469391No one can touch my pp expect me
>>82469391In elementary school us boys thought it was funny to grab or punch each other's dick and balls to hurt each other so probably around that time.Bare? Never intentionally but when I was like 4 I had just finished a shower and my mom wanted to put some bodylotion on me and when she got to my legs she accidentally scratched my foreskinwith her pinky finger nail while doing some movement.It bled a little bit.
>>82469651Would you say that's when your problems with women started? Your mother making your pp bleed at age 4?
>>82469391the nurse and doctor when they mutilated my cock
>>82469391In February, I went to see my first escort in almost eight years. A big-titted GILF. It was my first outcall.As usual, I could not get raging hard (TFW never had a partner who actually desired me), though we did massage each other. She gave me a hand-job and I came for the first time with a partner (all of them escorts). I was amazed. I only cum in my sleep. I shot a nice white load. Sadly, she kicked me out ten minutes early (with a partial refund) and I never got to penetrate her. I had tried to hint at getting a rate, so I could afford to see her more often, but she was not amenable. That, and her assuming my semi was my full size turned me off from seeing her again. I usually used escort agencies, but the ones I used closed down.It depresses me that I cannot find a barren MILF/GILF fuck-buddy who wants to take my loads. I have still never had unpaid sex at age 39, and I am too Black Pilled and poorcel to resume seeing escorts. Even with GFE's I am unable be fully satisfied. I just want a woman who desires me, dammit.
>>82469401I once went for a bollocks scan. Not for cancer, but I had an inguinal hernia that corrected itself.I had a swollen ballsack that had started to bleed due to the friction it was getting against my thigh.Though there were women and men dealing with the scan, I don't remember who handled my balls.They told me I had no cancer, and I had to tell them that I was getting the scan for another reason. lol
>>82469403I remember going for a nurse appointment at my school at about sage six, which my mother attended.They said something about a testicular exam, somehow I knew what they meant, and as I was undoing my trousers, I said that I had two of them. This let me avoid the fondling. A few years later, when I was pushed off the top of a neighbour kid's bunkbed, giving me a concussion; I was taken to hospital and was vomiting, during this, I felt someone examine my balls, and remembered that I had previously avoided this. I was discharged the following day.Later on, I was circumcised at age 25. Sadly, I remained incel, so I never got a chance to use it with a non-escort.
>>82469391A couple months ago...I think April or May....fucked some whore's throat and she swallowed the load. Prior to that though, 2-3 years ago I paid some escort to suck and fuck me. And prior to that was my ex-girlfriend. but that was like 6 years ago. I just fuck sluts...and if I can't get any, then just pay an escort.
>>82469391Yesterday. My wife emptied my balls inside her against my will. Don't get me wrong I wanted to fuck, but I was being cautious.
>>82469391Why would this foid play silent Hill 2 in a bright room on a crt with me? Such a dumb image, I doubt a woman would ever even want to play silent Hill 2 with me, let alone an immodest goth girl drinking monster. Immersion ruined Women scare me, I'd hate to have one of those demons around me while I'm trying to play a game
>>82469391Never. Any other questions, anon ?
>>82469913>Women scare me,Well that adds to the experience of the horror game, no?
>>82469921Yes. How does that make you feel?
>>82469391Last time was about 3 years ago, I used to go to another city to get my dick sucked. Never turly hit but oh well. I should have taken her when she spread her legs for me once, but instead I decided to do the cuck lib shit and wait for her concent. She literally was always sucking my dick. She was terrible at it tho
>>82469987>She was terrible at it thoMost women are terrible at sex
>>82469444I act like a BPDemon but I don't play old games. I play the good ones of the modern day.
>>82469973You already know how it makes me feel. Not good. Sad
>>82470059>play the good ones of the modern dayI swear to God if you say Marvel Rivals or some shit I am going to hit you with a brick
>>82469391Few months ago my cheating ex came to my house to return some of my things she was holding hostage. She tried to get frisky with me and then broke down and ugly cried on my bed when I wouldn't fuck her pussy. I wasn't sticking my dick where another guy had stuck his. But I did end up ripping her asshole since she came all the way here. That was all she was getting. Unto the next one I guess.
>>82469861>circumcisedBased. Wish more moids would get rid of that fetid skin sleeve.
Goth girls arent real. They went extinct 20 years ago. Those are skinwalker zoomers. They feed off attention.
>>82469391Never, but I am really skilled at touching my own genitals. I have that shit down to an art.
>>82469391a few days ago, the woman im staying with.who cares.i understand that as incels you need something to blame your failure and unhappiness on, but this isnt it. know your enemy, look at your leaders
>>82469391in 2021 when i was staying at a hotel. stood outside smoking and an obviously drunk, kind of down n out looking girl came out too and asked me for a cig. next thing i knew she was asking me if i want to come to her room and take a bath, and so i went and we spent the night together. we kissed a lot and she jerked me off and i fingered her, but whenever i tried to penetrate her my dick kept going soft. this continued and in the end i didn't cum the whole night. it was partly because she kept making really loud, weird noises and apologizing as i was fingering her which i found off putting, so much so that the next day when she asked me to stay, i made some excuse and left. she was quite good looking, i gathered she'd been thrown out of her boyfriend's house and had nowhere to go so the council was housing her in the hotel for the moment. the sex part was very meh, but i did enjoy sleeping with my head on her breast, which she held against it almost uncomfortably tightly. she told me not to forget her and to remember her name, luisa
>>82469391Uh it's been a while...
My girlfriend before her sister came into town and seems to have moved into the place, we have one bedroom mind you
>>82469391Never but a few years ago some girl at a club I was dancing at was grinding her ass on me while I got hard. That's the closest I got
>>82469391Everyone who ever had a woman touch his dick does not belong here. The only time someone else touched my dick was a few times my mom when I was a child and once a doctor that is it.
>>82471016What if you were molested by a woman?
>>82469401kek either this or >>82469450 this is about to happen to me, wish me luck lads.
>>82470075Or worse, she likes Overwatch, red dead and Dark Souls roll/parry slop.
>>82469391>through clothesmy coworker (girl my age) touched me there. jokingly I suppose. I was 22.>without clothesmy gf jerked me in the park when I was 19.
>>82471029No woman would ever molest me.
>>82469391>When was the last time someone other than yourself touched your bare genitals?Last year in the early hours of the morning of 25th of July, 2024 in a hotel room with my gf. I ate her pussy, she gave be a bj, we did 69 position for a while and we fucked in a few different positions.
>>82469391I was in middle school. I went to some medical checkup that all the kids my age were supposed to attend. My mom was there with me and the he female doctor asked whether it would be okay to check my dick. My mom said that only if I was okay with it. I said 'yes', so the doctor had me lie down, looked into my briefs, and touched my dick with her finger to look at different parts of it. That's the only time someone touched my dick. Other than perhaps my parents when they were washing me, when I was an infant or something. But if that happened, I don't remember it.
>>82471046>roll/parry slopEw youre one of those low mechanical skill v fags that seethes when games arent hold block slop or has any kind of multiplayer that pins you against other players. Pathetic.
>ctrl+f "doctor">5 resultsmaking it 6
>>82469391Never? What kind of question is that?
>>824693912 or 3 months ago before my situationship dumped me. she made the right choice I was getting sick of her anyways. I'm dating like 3 girls now but haven't fucked any of them yet. one really wants to but she's kind of ugly and balding at 26.
>>82469391You haven't posted this image here in a while, the other boards stopped replying?
>>82472143>glorified QTE is high mechanical skillPlay an RTS
>>82469516is it considered grooming when you're 23 and he's 45 idk...
>>82469391when the doctor was checking if my hair was growing in okay, im a girl so its even more sad no one has touched them since
>>82469391A female nurse did when I had that exam where they shove a camera tube down your urethra. In April I think.
>>82469391Like 10 years ago. I don't really miss it though. The world is differnt now.
>>82469391I'm going to spend a couple weeks with a fembot soon. How much sex should I let her have with me? She said she wants it at least once a day.
>>82469391This is some good trannycore fashion yet again.God I wish I were a tranny and had the balls to dress like this.
