/r9k/ - How is it fair that god didn't make me a tall lith - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

09/11/25(Thu)10:14:39 No.82470040

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Anonymous 09/11/25(Thu)10:14:39 No.82470040 Archived

How is it fair that god didn't make me a tall lithe aryan twink with floofy hair long enough to cover the eyes? Why? How am I supposed to cope?

Anonymous
09/11/25(Thu)10:41:58 No.82470217

Anonymous 09/11/25(Thu)10:41:58 No.82470217

>>82470040
just grow your hair out until it covers your eyes

Anonymous
09/11/25(Thu)10:47:58 No.82470247

Anonymous 09/11/25(Thu)10:47:58 No.82470247

>>82470040
What is this crap about "fluffy" hair. Is this some zoomer shit? Straightish, wavy hair is the best. No that broccoli head awning.

Anonymous
09/11/25(Thu)10:52:23 No.82470284

Anonymous 09/11/25(Thu)10:52:23 No.82470284

>>82470247
I mean hair that looks all soft, big, pretty and a little messy like this
i want my hair to look like that

Anonymous
09/11/25(Thu)10:54:51 No.82470301

Anonymous 09/11/25(Thu)10:54:51 No.82470301

>>82470284
That looks like shit. Definitely zoomer tier.

Anonymous
09/11/25(Thu)11:16:01 No.82470452

Anonymous 09/11/25(Thu)11:16:01 No.82470452

>>82470301
you're just old buddy.

Anonymous
09/11/25(Thu)12:05:51 No.82470837

Anonymous 09/11/25(Thu)12:05:51 No.82470837

>>82470452
Dont you buddy me you little shit. Go back to tiktok before I whooo your ass.

Anonymous
09/11/25(Thu)12:33:05 No.82471036

Anonymous 09/11/25(Thu)12:33:05 No.82471036

>>82470040
not as good as it sounds when youre straight
i get hit on by old men all day at work