Do you swear to tell me the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
>>82470414No, because God told me that swearing oaths is wrong. I mean God literally told me this directly, I was sitting around and paying attention to the case with the pirates of the carribbean guy when God said that swearing oaths was wrong. So ya I will never swear an oath ever.
>>82470474Then i hereby find you guilty of 30 counts of 1st degree murder and 10 counts of gay anal rape, and you are sentenced to 500 consecutive life sentences. May God rest your soul