The truth shall set you free, bloody tell us edition.
Got me Xbox 360 Slim out and playing Jade Empire me x
>>82472935yo whose girl is this?
>>82472968Noice. Loved playing MW2 on mine, got to be careful though, I wrecked my first copy after lifting the console as the game was playing.
>>82472968Repost larp
*hovers over your gaff at 3am*Based welper loyalists
Aliens piss on you while you sleep
>>82472983stop posting your sister, it's not cool
>>82473008>*hovers over your gaff at 3am*Ah so it's a roomba. Glad we cleared that up./britfeel/ detectives inc closes another case.
Sometimes I try to speak to the devil. I beg for the devil to take my soul in return for some kind of superpower (like flying or going invisible). But it never works. Beginning to think the devil doesn't exist. Why wouldn't he want a free soul for all eternity?
Based triangle bros do what they want
The aliens from Arrival would be pretty kino.
French Catgirl AIberg just raped me raw. It not right.
>>82473067because he already has you by the wollocks doest need to pay you ladhow's the volunteer work?
Praying to Jesus to bring Crossy back to us safe and sound.
>>82473108Nah he can't just take my soul for free lad. There has to be an exchange. And I'm not HHL
>>82473115Have you tried this? May work.
Aye sound. Black triangle bros know the score. They watching. They look after me xxxhttps://youtu.be/oUUpUxpilEU?si=up0mkK30V1HpX_0v
>>82473115Don't pray to Jesus.Pray to the black triangles. I have invited them here. They are here to stay.
>>82473115'Ruthmong' will be here in a few hours if that's any consolation lad
I sent out an emergency message and they answered.ALL HAIL THE TRIANGLE BROS
>>82472935https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tChNGA9NLM
Crossmong's sister put him in a mental institution without access to the outside world
Banger lads. Absolute banger.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5Uf-s73pXY&list=RDw5Uf-s73pXY&start_radio=1
hhl low key looks like an alien with that long neck
>>82472968Why not play those games on the newer consoles? Should be compatible.
*informs the lads he's telefunking*
>>82473314You're on German TV lad?
Absolutely bonkers bruv x
>>82473314was expecting another death after the informs part..
I'm glad our public transportation is safer than than USA.
>>82473373How is that photograph such HQ?
>>82473373*reminds you about 7/7*
The FBI really ain't found shit. They've fucked it. Shooter is long gone.
>>82473386digital cameras have been commonplace for around 20 years now lad, do keep up x
Just walked homes from Mams. Based triangle bros drifting across the sky. They know I have been talking about them tonight. They are here to help. Go outside tonight and you'll see them. Don't be frightened x
>>82473403I just got a daguerreotype photo for my passport ffs. Passport! Hah! Who know they'd be flying in vehicles in the sky!
>>82473428I saw some swastikas in the sky? Who are they then?
>>82473398>Shooter is long gone.If I was him i'd be on a plane to somewhere in the EU and then hiding in Russia immediately.
Don't be scared. Go outside tonight and look up I promise they aren't here to hurt you.
>>82473386Lasses have iphones with good cameras. Not them cheap androids for losers.
>>82473442Go outside now. Look north xDon't be afraid
>>82473390That was 20 years ago and a rare thing.
She was supposed to make a video about her London trip. I think something happened to her...been a month now. Getting a bit worried to be honest. I will have to check the local news sites.
>>82473495>I'll have to stalk her a bit
>>82473403It's a myth that digital is higher resolution than analogue. 35mm is equivalent to 8K or something like that. People believe this because analogue has wide variation in quality whereas digital is consistent.
Lmfao triangle bros vibing in that skyTerror is coming x
Triangle bros are here never mind coming.And they are not happy.
>>82473471It's not as safe as you think, anon.
I don't want to freak people out but traingle bros are pissed off about something.
>>82473600They want to be called arrow bros.
>>82473606They are literally a massive black triangle. I call them triangle bros. I think they know I'm aware of them. I see them slowly drifting across the sky most nights. The craft must be miles wide.
>>82473630I wonder what they want?
Poor Iryna. Such a horrible video to watch her final moments. The blood pool man. The blacks would be burning the city down for weeks if it were white on black stabbing.
>>82473703>The blacks would be burning the city down for weeks if it were white on black stabbing.Black people stick up for each other. White people don't care if other white people die
So beautiful. She wouldn't have found me attractive but I can't help feeling sad for her.
>>82473730>White people don't care if other white people diemad what several decades of psyops will do to people.
>>82473730White people just don't act like fucking wild animals.
>>82473591Most of those attacks don't end up in a poor young woman bleeding out for her throat being slashed unprovoked by a complete stranger fucking idiot.
>>82473795>Looking out for your fellow black person and rioting for injustices is acting like an animalIf you say so m8
>>82473693I think they are here just to observe us.They realize how terrifying they would appear to the average person which why they only come out at night and even then you can still see them.
A massive black triangle just hanging in the sky would scare a lot of people. I don't blame them for keeping it private.
They fucking assassinated Kirk to make us forget about this poor young woman lads. It is a sick world.
Used to wear boxers and boxer briefs but I've moved back to briefs now. They're more comfy at holding your package. Fruit of the Loom do some decent ones you can order off Amazon. Pic rel
Finishing off this wooze then crashing out. Kinda feel bad for fucking off pool nows. Oh well x
Women are beautiful and must be protected. I can be that person given the chance.
>>82473806You're projecting your hatred for these perpetrators, because you see the potential in yourself.
Sick of this life to be honest. Same shit every day. Always feel like there's some shit to sort out on the laptop or a vidya that must be played and finished. Never any time to live.Then again what is out there? Just wagecuck life in a warehouse until I die. No sex, no relationships. That's all there is for me,..just being a wagie. Fuck working.
>>82474010>Same shit every day. Always feel like there's some shit to sort out on the laptop or a vidya that must be played and finished. Never any time to live.Do something different. Pick a day this weekend, and don't play vidya or do anything on the laptop. Do something else. A book you've wanted to start?
>>82473812What if I told you I was sitting on one of those "black triangles" right now? You wouldn't believe me, would you? And for the record we're shaped more like an arrow than a triangle. But good luck.
>>82474024I'm not interested in reading or consuming other media. It's not very fulfilling to just switch from one medium to another.
>>82474028I have seen the triangle bros. They are frens c
>>82474040There has to be something anon.
For me? It's watching Pretty Cure like a little girl. Oh aye. x
>>82474055There is but it is out of reach sadly because I'm not the top 20% men with some fancy career.
>>82474040Have you tried retard maxing? Could help you out mate. Chew glass, breathe smoke, ride the tiger. remember 'Thinking is Gay'https://youtu.be/v8ly0meBr0c?si=uJ6XgAXwXSQ7JGO-
Wonder what Ruth thinks about Charlie Kirk. Doubt she'd be the sort to celebrate his death.
>>82474070Stop believing what you see online.
Wissed nows xxhttps://youtu.be/QJO3ROT-A4E?si=o24tNo5F0CcIQLKx
Can someone give me an original YEEHAW?!
>>82474070Nah lad. Here's a better vid for you. Bit more aimed at your problem.https://youtu.be/WT_Pnd7v-Lw?si=BouKSRVSrzJBh4CA
>>82474094here you go lad:YEEHAW?!
>>82474105Yes, thank you lad.
>>82474094*doubts*
making all the mistakes on my computer box tonight lads:kept crashing the car in that Easy Delivery Co demo.sent the Universal Credit team nothing but the word 'how' by mistake.joined a /tv/ skribblio and started drawing the wrong film.posted in the wrong thread about that last one just now.time to see if i can crack today's Wordle. reckon i still have my wits about me.
>>82474094Can I give you a rather meek British 'WAHEEY!' instead lad?
I'VE ALREADY DONE TODAY'S WORDLE
No one gives a shit about me.Danny boy mode nows x
>>82474144Well done lad! You are making progress! If you do it tomorrow and eat all of your greens you can have a sweet.
>>82474192The pipe calling you lad?https://youtu.be/oua_B7cVnyU?si=cQDtIWBL3ugghOBR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJjQj6PkrYDont let the Demon Days get to you lids x
>>82474206Been bullied and pushed su9cide all me life.a they want to snuff me.out x
I could throw myself off Wearmouth tonight and Sunderland would celebrate my death. Flamingo Land knows the score x
Ngl I been awake for like 2 days now Might be garn a bit loopy x
>>82474198had a smoothie earlier.reckon that's my 1 a day down.
>>82474218You're overthinking lad. Seriously watch the retard maxxing vids. Change your life.You ever read The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz8sUiXAnbs&pp=ygUjVGhlIFN1YnRsZSBBcnQgb2YgTm90IEdpdmluZyBhIEYqY2s%3D
can't arrest you for having thoughts, can they?proof:think about THAT video, right now. go on. have you been arrested? (please respond if you have not been arrested.)
Had me second wuppa tonight. Garn crazy HHL style these days.
>>82474247You're winning lad!
>>82474258Sometimes you just come across as autistic if you pretend that you don't give a fuck about anything or anyone. >Teehee im so mysterious and cool and stoic. I don't care about anything hehe! Look at how edgy I am!
me and HHL both on the i/9 typos lately.what the fuck is it about those keys? i can touch type, i'm doing it right now.
>>82474272That's really not what it's about. It's about giving a fuck about the right things and how to stop overthinking actions. We only have limited fucks so you spend those on the things that matter.
Necking that wooze me.Flamingo land won x
>>82474272would suggest to you that this in itself should not matter at your age.and i don't know your age. could be 16, could be 20, could be 35. it's true in all cases (although, in different ways.)
we all neurotic in life. most people can easily be divided into cats or dogs (not in a furry way). i thought i was a dog (again, not furry) for most of my life. realising i was a cat all along was like a punch to the gut.
England xI https://youtu.be/EGrES89AKz4?si=dFFCdpQ3Tddnu-Qv
>>82474272If you don't like reading or watching long vids then try the Tarantino method. Only takes a night. Worth less than 10 mins to see what you think but all of these are basically the same.https://youtu.be/GZzerjzKGWY?si=X34x7FrG9tsIESx9
Not listening to any of your YouTube links.
Been awake for 2 daysWithout any sniff tooKinnelWill probably crash out soons. Enjoyed this crash out tho. Especially the UFO stuff xxx
>>82474339Then just fucking do something lad. Just think what you want out of life that you can aim for and just start doing it. Even if you fail you will feel better trying and that will lead to opportunities. That's all this bs is saying.
HelperLad did you see this
IF ENGLAND MEANS AS MUCH TO YOU AS ENGLAND MEAND TO ME X
corrr i ate a bit too much leek and potato.im gettin well into this cookin, quite fun really. very satisfing.
>>82474352>Just think what you want out of lifeLots of pussy and ass tbqhwy. Wanna get laid a lot and have a harem of girls after me x
>>82474353Fuck Newcastle. Saudi owned cringe cunts. Muslims say jump Newcastle says how high x
Qatar and Saudi Arabia are the new poster boys of modern capitalism.Newcastle think they are the Truman Show lmfao. Rich Jews don't give a shit.
>>82474374Then you can either go to the gym and uild confidence.Get a passport and go to some asian country.Go to church, the women there are gagging for it.
>>82474375you Mackems may have won the war, putting YOUR city (or should i say 'shitty' lmao) and river WEEar on OUR medalsbutwe will win the war
Rich Jews think they are protagonists of the world. Triangle bros see them as ants lmfao.
>>82474383>Go to church, the women there are gagging for it.Is that true de lid? Will I get a virginal Christian girlfriend who isn't a slag?
>>82474404There's a definite lack of good Christian boys nowadays lad. Those church girls want to rebel...
i won't entertain antisemitic conspiracy theorieshoweverthis blunder DOES mean some money-men oligarchs do not give a shit about the north. they probably think Yorkshire is the north. "that's one of the provinces, isn't it?" as they send their medal designs off to be manufactured in China.
>>82474404nobut you get old lasses making you tea and homemade rice puddingit lush
what incels fail to realise is that THEY are ageing.say society around you changed massively. huge queue of 16-year-old cuties desperate not just tor your willy, but to be your everything.you'd still be you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXMhit em with a muthafuckin freezepop
oh aye we got a new Wordle. it is fuckin ON
Against my better judgement I'm on the wodka now xCrashing out after this x
I LOVE going to the toilet to piss multiple times per nightLOVE itProstateberg has me on the ropes
>>82474754Single malt here
uh, u fuckin WOT Wordle???
never mind lads i got it. we're all good. the plane will not crash into the island for another day. really got my head POUNDing that one!
>>82474794corrrwhich one?
Up at 1am browsing rightmove. I really need to buy a bigger house lads
Lids I am violently ill xIn bed just vomited me guts up Aww mate what the actual fuck
Just vomited my guts iup.Violently ill
In feel freezing coldFeel ill afNever drinking like this againx
HelperLad we are your friends and we are worried about your drinkingspecifically, that you are doing itwe believe you should stop
>>82475027In beddingtons now. Freezing cold. Violently ill. Never again bruh.
Nobody is in charge. Not even the triangle bros.https://youtu.be/boDgkH7Yw-0?si=3kyDkmwbv9WmZgQf
>>82475064What sort of explanation is that?
>>82475079It's the best you're gonna get. I looked and the only conclusion I can come to is that there is no one in charge.
>>82475092Somebody had to say yes to this thing.
i'm basically just on pure water nowadays.cutting it right down, strongly recommend diluting your vodka/whiskey in a 2:1 ratio.
>>82475113What thing? Only we know what it is.
>>82475137We have no idea what this is.
mind you, if the postal service in this country was a bit better, things would be different.
>>82475154We know more than anybody else. This is all a fucking accident. All people want is a clear conscience and a fat pay check.
thing is: i know what i am. my aunt's sisters are smiling at me, HelperLad. can you say the same?
>>82475176You make me sick Welper
For me? It's always eating my own cum after a wank. Just a dirty bastard to be honest. Pure degenerate.
>>82475183I make myself sic too. We're both part of the system x
Violently illBeen sick againFuck this
Nobody wants to see the big picture. Life's too complicated x
Turns out the Unabomber was pretty based lads.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfBsvFoqwhY
>>82475195wyd these days welper x
This really is the end of days lads. I'd give us 10 years until we are unrecognisable as humans.
>>82475499we'll be fucking blobs. drip-fed ozempic through an app on one screen, McDonald's ultra-processed nutritainment through the other.
>>82475589Kek nice imagery
Don't drink the Golden Juice lads. (and I don't mean piss). It's not worth it.Psalm 121:7-8 "The LORD shall preserve you from all evil. He shall preserve your soul. The LORD shall preserve your going out and your coming in from this time forth and even for evermore."
I used to look cute. I used to feel cute. I am now just a disgusting husk of what I was: difference and innocence stripped away.
If only Iryna stayed home and made asmr videos for a living instead of working at the pizzeria in a shithole US city.
https://www.wwnorton.com/college/psych/psychsci/media/rosenberg.htm>scores between 15 and 25 are within normal range; scores below 15 suggest low self-esteem>score: 4
>>824769582 for me. God I'm fucked.
Good morning de lits good morning de lits. Any deliverys for Evrilad today?
>>82477289Of course lad, It's called Evri because they have us working every day. Estimated volume 120, manifest will be through by about 8am
>on bus>young white woman sits in front of me>can't stop looking at her exposed neck>several minutes pass>suddenly get up and hunch over her>"please cover your neck miss" and show her video of iryna dying>she looks at me in shock and goes to sit in another seat
>>82477324>on bus>young white woman sits in front of me>can't stop looking at her exposed neck>several minutes pass>suddenly get up and hunch over her>"please cover your neck miss" and show her video of iryna dying>she looks at me in shock and goes to sit in another seatNobody cares anymore.
>>82477481Genuinely think it's a bot farm still writing these posts as part of some 'greater plan'. It's the same repetitive drivel site wide.
>>82477495Yeah I know, obvious at this point now. An example a while ago JDIF got caught doing it spreading BBC porn all over the nsfw boards and when the hamas attacked Isreal on October 7th all the spamming stopped for a week.
>>82477289I've got a DPD delivery coming does that count?
time for a shower if thats alright with you my dudes, work in 30
>>82477608I see DPD deliveries left on the doorstep all the time, same for Amazon, Royal Mail, etc. Mad how the cheapest shittiest delivery service expects us to knock, wait and leave things in compliant safe places when better companies don't bother. Especially considering the majority of Evri parcels are just clothes and companies like DPD deliver electronics etc
Shall be ingesting some foodington now me
110, but 10 are banded as heavy, they're usually pets at home so that's the car full from just those probably, then another 10 standard which can be anything from a bulky packet to a huge box. I wish people would stop ordering stupid shit that they can just get from Tescos or something, they've all got cars, some have got like 5, why can't they just go to the shop
>>82477481I care about her. She didn't fucking deserve to bleed out on dirty train floor.
>>82477998Stinky mong
>>82478001No woman could ever feel this comfortable around you. No woman could ever look at you this way. The only looks you'll get from women are ones of disgust and concern. They wouldn't want your skin contacting their smooth feminine skin in any way. Life is grim because you didn't win the genetics lottery. Some people live long, miserable lives. Others have lived short, more fulfilling lives than you ever will.
Earlier start than normal. Expecting a delivery, lad?
DPD lad better ask me for the PIN. I've spent 15 minutes trying to memorise it.
Her throat and neck was so beautiful too. I hope girls keep their heads out of their phones, don't wear earbuds and be much more aware of their surroundings. She may have still died but I think she would have reacted and flinched quicker had she not been buried deep in her phone. So he may have missed a critical artery and she would be here today. Women need to stop looking at their phones in public. Be aware of non-whites mentally ill men.
>>82478083He's just so utterly distraught, fantasising about a dead girl who looks a bit like Ruth.
I stay noided desu
Recovering in that beddingtons me. Definitely keeping off the drink for a while. Need to give my body a break.
>>82478099No not really. She has better teeth than are Iryna.
>>82478135How much are the moneylenders paying you for this spam? Doing Mr. Shekelbergs bidding for a pittance.
>>82478144Nothing lad. Just feel very sad about her to be honest. I know she wouldn't have given a toss about a lad like me, though.
>>82478162You only care about her because she was good looking
Why won't women watch her death? They need to realise the fucking world is dangerous. Stop fucking looking at their phones all the time in public.
>>82472935Britfeel I think I have made a horrible mistake. I decided to stay up a little longer and now I no longer need sleep anymore and my thoughts won't stop coming
Two more hours until I can take a nap
>>82478178Have a couple of jars to numb the brain
>>82478183Based on my family history I may have triggered mania which more often than not ends badly or with me in grippy socks
>>82478196Have a couple of benzos then
I've only watched the video a few times to be honest. I just hate seeing her bleed out like that and still gripping her phone. What saddens me most is no one came to her aid for a good few minutes.
>only watched it a few times>hate seeing I don't think you hate it lad.
>>82478207> I've only watched the video a few times to be honest. I just hate seeing her bleed out like that and still gripping her phone. What saddens me most is no one came to her aid for a good few minutes.fascinating
>>82478203I don't own any medicines. Maybe beer could work?
>>82478218>No more hotels in a few years. Just stick them even closer our children. Scary times ahead for Great Britain.fascinating
>>82478178If you've an aldi in your town, nip and get some of their sleepy tea bags. Any supermarket could have them, worth a try as they do work.
i bought a nice expensive electric shaver but realised i dont like electric shavers should i send it to SSM?
>>82478372>i bought a nice expensive electric shaver but realised i dont like electric shavers should i send it to SSM?XD
The tip of my willy has felt weird for a couple of days now. MS causes nerve damage, and can cause erectile dysfunction. I don't stick my willy in things, but I do like to tug on it. FOR FUCKS SAKE.Quite miffed. Body falls apart and no vidya, no getting high, no wanking. How about this, NO POINT.Fuck it, morning rage choon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6QIC2wS7R8
I can't honestly think of how to improve my life. Working? I'd be depressed in some deadend warehouse job for years. I know I wouldn't make new friends or have a girlfriend. It would be worse in some ways. You truly are fucked (in a bad way) if you don't keep pace with your peers. No one will hire me now anyway at 35 with no experience.
>>82478410>Working? I'd be depressed in some deadend warehouse job for years.How do you know without trying?
>>82478410>I can't honestly think of how to improve my life. Working? I'd be depressed in some deadend warehouse job for years. I know I wouldn't make new friends or have a girlfriend. It would be worse in some ways. You truly are fucked (in a bad way) if you don't keep pace with your peers. No one will hire me now anyway at 35 with no experience.So?
>>82478410You suffer from a depression. Visit and a psychiatrist and get on antidepressants.
praying to the black triangles
Do you guys know anyone who still wears a covid mask?
>>82478467What is you are treatment resistant to depression? been taking anti antidepressants for 16 years now they do nothing.
just want a morning morning morning post from lollers ffs ;_;
What is the future of the U.K. at this point? I feel like the whole place is becoming an island of strangers. In the future like half the population will be from tight nit immigrant communities who hate most of the white Brits. In London and Birmingham that will be like fucking 90% of people. It is going to be like Northern Ireland back in the 1970s. Different opposing communities fighting and shooting each other and putting up flags to mark their territory.
Fuck man made happy pill twat cunt side effect bastards. I'm going natural. CANNABIS AND CHOONS. vidya later methinks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjsokiV6Nfo>>82478530Why not morning post to the lads yourself, then you'll get some nice replies saying MORNING, and that will cheer you up.
>>82478530>Morning morning morning little kiddies it's uncle lollers here to fondle your bottoms!!!that ok?
>>82478488Not personally, but I have seen several people still wearing them.
>>82478488Black kids in London dealing drugs and Chinese people who are ill themselves. I suspect the two have wildly different motives for wearing them.
>>82478521A friend of mine who had this issue tried ketamine and electro shocks, neither worked though
wanking off shippy
>>82478539Not him but, it's not right that you're using anons to live out your sexual fantasies.>>82478640Doing it again here.
wanking off ruthmong
>>82478652If you could have waited 5 more seconds, it would have appeared as though you were the other poster that sexualises anons on here.
I'm going to do a science experiment.*puts the room thermostat in the fridge*Give it 20 min and see what it says?
>>82478687If it doesn't read 3 celsius you're fridge is fucked de lid. Will take longer than 20 minutes to adjust though.
>>82478664one poster, two devices
>>82478745Thermostats are weird. I left my mum's out in the garden once while I walked to the shop, and when I came back it said 36 degrees (it was nowhere near that temp).
>>82478751Yes, that could be the case. I like having
>>82478751fun with multiple posting devices, but I don't do it to troll people.
more of a Death Metal choons lad meselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GIe-tJqlLc
>>82478794It would be boring af if everybody had the same tastes. I'm glad we have somewhere that encourages variety.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8vKZPPHJO0
Trump's had a stroke it seems. Hope the old prick croaks.
>>82478807i mainly mention it as weirdly /britfeel/ has given me better music recs than /mu/ at this pointhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRR51rq0ZUQ
>>82478794playing it at 0.65x speed
>>82478816Oh fugg, the left strikes again. It's all the stress. Time to bring out the nashnul guard. MARTIAL LAW.
>>82478826probably more of a sludge metal thing by that point
his hairstyle? pony tailhis favourite music genre? metalhis hard drive? encrypted
He's obsessing again. Probably has a semi on as well.
The shooter is a tranny lmao. I don't want to hear another word about how these people are harmless, normal, kindhearted people just trying to live their lives. Mental freaks the lot of em.
>work from home>wife works from home>walk into her office naked>tells me to go out because she's workingboring cunt
>>82478863Doesn't look like a tranny in the pictures desu
>>82478816Yeah thats why hes been missing for a few days. Not long left in him now.
>was about to engage with /pol/bait>didntTurning a new leaf lads.
Opinion: if the wealth was more equally distributed in this country there would be less crime
>was about to engage with WFHmong>didntnew era for me
>>82478888who the fuck is wfhmongwe have plenty of lads who wfh here
>>82478881>>82478888Great job lad(s). We're coming out stronger, together.
seasideMARK. Friday morning uploafs it lush what a nice experience Dee ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKKpgEIC3UM
>>82478868You ever give her a surprise load of cum on her face?>>82478872Americans must be completely retarded at this point, not sure why his weird AI address wasn't bigger news.
Turning a new leaf over me x
>>82478882Crime creates wealth in lots of different ways. But if it was legal, then it wouldnt work as well. Unless its legal to do it to your neighbouring country. Were very Muslim pro crime like Muslim suicide bombings in Britain for example kill tons of those British fags, I hate those losers. And their money gets sent to their families and reinvested. Or if a useless eater like you gets shot in a home invasion, were now free from feeding you and clothing you. Or if some whore gets ass raped, shes now gonna think twice before going outside without her ankles covered and her son to protect her.
>>82478903He really needs to sort his glasses out. He can barely see his idums like that.
>>82478908Women don't like having their faces cummed on, lad, that's just a porn thing.
His name? Sir Daniel Fortesque.
>>82478917Don't speak for my wife lad, you don't know her. She's not like all other women.>>82478908No never done it mate she doesn't like having her face cummed on. I reckon that's just a porn thing.
>>82478918all I remember about medieval was playing as the hand, and a rancid waterlevels puzzle kid me did not have the patience forwonder if i still have it for my ps1 somewhere
>>82478687>>824787459 degrees after ~30 min. It's either faulty, or designed to give false readings.
>>82478920Very womfy game. You ever play the PSP port?>>82478919I bet there are some girls who love cum, it can't just be a porn thing.
>>82478931nah was too broke for a PSP, i was on the ps1 for donkeys years as it was all we could afford and had to make it lastonly played 2 i think, i only played 1 at a mate's and only a few levels as a result
>>82478926Takes longer than that mate, leave it a few hours. If it still isn't reading somewhere between 0 and 5 you need to turn the thermostat down. For reference your freezer should be aiming for around -18 as well.
Farage saying Kirk's murder is a "wake up call" for people in public life "that we have to behave with responsibility". He added "It's not just that the left say constant abusive things. There are figures on the right that do the same."What a fucking snake. Shameless. Pathetic. He should leave politics and let Lowe run things.
>>82478910This post is too long to read for me. Could you make it shorter?
>>82478903Something I find very funny when watching SSM is that sometime's he'll walk off screen and you can still hear him talking to himself. It makes me think that whether he's live or not, he's sat there talking to himself all day long.
>>82478966I genuinely don't think that SSM is able to conceptualise how a camera/mic/livestream actually works. It's essentially magic to him.
>>82478954Shut up faggot he's got an election to win. Do you want him dead on a podium before the end of the year?
>>82478969>Do you want him dead on a podium before the end of the year?Yes
>>82478969Wouldn't mind a bit of A C C E L E R A T I O N to be quite honest with you mate.
>>82478972Post your brown hand big man
>>82478940I remember first time I got my PSP I pryed open the UMD from its case like a bellend.
PSP? You mean Pornstar Punishment, the Brazzers site that made very hardcore scenes that they eventually took down because they were worried it was too hardcore and they might face legal consequences if someone sued but that you can still grab an entire site rip of as a torrent?Coooorrrrrrr, lovely.
>>82478989Lots of great anal scenes from that site
>>82478944I took it out of the fridge ~20 min ago, and it's already jumped to 15.5.
/dolliesdramadegeneracyfeel/
>>82478954Why is he even talking about it like it matters here where people don't have guns? Fucking grifter.
Heads up for any football fansLeverkusen vs. Frankfurt is live free on BBC iPlayer tonight at 7:30pm. It's always a great fixture, good for betting if that's your thing.
>>82479014honestly been forgetting they had bundesliga games now as i did want to watch some, but just forget and then dont caregotta focus on my fantasy PL anyway
>>82478989Why would they take it down when very obviously hardcore BDSM sites exist?
>>82479004Haha, you're a salty dramafag.
>>82478989Might have happened after Nikki Benz sued them because a director was nasty to her. Made them realise these porn slags were starting to get more sway during the #MeToo times.
Me? Made the permanent switch over to JAV. Gotten used to the pixelated parts now, still turns me on way more than Western porn. Suddenly most professional American porn seems stupidly fake.
>>82479014Bundesliga rights must have been sold off for a tenner. Even some Youtube channels like That's Football are live streaming the games now.
>>82479037I just can't get over them sounding like pigs getting slaughtered and their faces looking like they're in pain despite these tiny Jap peckers barely entering them.
>>82479046Kek, depends on the actress really. I just like the intimacy of them, don't know what they're saying but they seem to chat to each other a lot and there's a lot of kissing and build up to the actual sex, very erotic.
>>82479040Yeah foreign rights for a league like that are usually pretty cheap. It's only really the English Premier League that's popular enough abroad to charge foreign broadcasters big money
Does BN speak german?
Does Poleaboo speak cantonese?
Does Lollers speak Khmer?
I used to watch the Chinese league on Sky for a laugh. Used to just watch random leagues all the time, didn't care about a specific team. Usually flipped a coin before to see who I'd root for. Remember a national league match where the pitch wasn't even straight.
Does this retard think of anything other than personalities?
Aliens build our cities to reduce crime and to influence humans. Benches are removed from cities to prevent people from sitting down outside. Because people will have sex on the benches and thats bad generally when people have sex outside. The bottoms of trees are cut off to prevent rape crime and also sex again, because people will have sex in the bushes and on the fields 247. Prickle bushes are added almost on every street to block off access to a lot of land. Houses are built facing the street to make it feel like youre always being watched. Garbage cans are removed too because its better to just make people carry it home themselves, they got tons of anti littering measures like skunks, crows, raccoons, and also guys who manage the business sections of town to pick up litter. Restaurants arent allowed to have private booths because then people will fuck in them. Busses have to use a specific tye dye coloring to hide the cum stains because tons of people get blowjobs on the bus. Schools use individual desks for ele and high school to avoid sex during class. University has different desks because its not as big of a problem when they have cars. Lots of us are getting screwed, but not nearly enough to burn the cities down and start hanging people like what is owed.
>>82479138youtubers and grim sex acts too
Does this retard read anything other than personalities posts?
^small brain moment^
>>82478954Unironically the most fair and balance obituary I've seen so far
>>82479151High schools get their own section of land and own public city bus but its unmarked, just looks like a normal bus. To avoid accidentally meeting a highschool girl. Elementary schools are still placed with the houses, because their parents generally have cars and the land is guarded by like armed guards during the day lol. This joke actually made it onto the white castle hamburger restaurants logo. They also arent allowed to build coffee shops within like 5km of highschools, but are allowed liquor stores and other food places. Old women are gross, just gotta walk an extra km or two to take the secret sex bus and be surrounded by cute highschool girls who even dress slutty, the older women dress like hags and dont smell good anymore. They put a lot of effort on reducing sexpests, basically if you dont get it youre not in the sex club. Its like the cities are built to protect assets, because of how poor the average guy is, his only options are to be a nuisance. Torrents are free because they brainwash you, the paid stuff is like twice as good. Its kept secretive like youll get an angry email if you torrent, but they actually upload those torrents themselves. Because the average guy doesnt have a house and might not even have money for food that week, games and tv stuff is like created to be free almost, to brainwash.
/yankfeel/
>he's twying his best to wind postews upYass, slay twoll kween.
Those two 3000 letter posts are ripe for being fascinated
lunch time but no food in the house
>>82479234Any funds to be able to venture out and get something to eat?
>>82479230>Those two 3000 letter posts are ripe for being fascinatedfascinating
>>82479264yes just bought some bread and cheese
I'm far left. I'm also extremely racist. I genuinely believe I have the best worldview and politics.
>>82479304>I'm far left. I'm also extremely racist. I genuinely believe I have the best worldview and politics.And?
>>82479304Perfect board to discuss this here >>>/pol/
Had my first natural erection in 10 years this morning.
>>82479325did you need to pee?i had dickwave a few days ago
Maybe AI was a mistake after all.
>>82479323How being far left "politically incorrect" in current year?What are you, the thread Nazi?
>>82479294You treating yourself to a nice cheese toasty?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gZ5GqkDiM-0?feature=share
>>82479327No i've peed plenty since. It was great to not have to jerk it to get hard.
>>82479329Perverts are always going to do perverted things, with things that weren't designed for perverts.
gosh, could go for a flippin great poo right now, couldn't i?
You could pretend to be HHL hung over that should keep you entertained for hours
>>82479304It's weird that that isn't a more common thing. You can't have trannies and gays, AND the entire third world living next door. It doesn't work.Give them five years, and they'll be burning witches again.
>>82479346You calling me a pervert?
>>82479383I'm calling the person that prompted the AI to create that a pervert, if that was you, then yes I am calling you a pervert. If not, then no I am not calling you a pervert.
>>82479379I hate Islam. It makes me seethe when I see clear muslims in public. I don't MIND trannies when they just stick to themselves, but British [leftist] politics is in a chokehold by the trannies. I don't get it
Shot in the throat while wearing a FREEDOM t-shirt, at a free speech event promoting civil discourse that he created....and they call us fascists?
>>82479393Yeah it was me. Fair enough, I am a pervert. I was just making sure.
>>82479405They are quite fascisty aren't they, even governments seem that way. I don't like fascists desu, I think it's about time they all had their throats slit.
It says a lot about the hubris of leftists. They really do just kind of presume that given enough time, all of the bigots will turn gay and communist. They think Star Trek is a sensible vision of the future. They really do. That we're just inevitably hurting toward a world where all people are transformed into enlightened middle class atheists who respect each others feelings and shit. They don't realise they're turning the planet into a favela.
>>82479405>Shot in the throat while wearing a FREEDOM t-shirt, at a free speech event promoting civil discourse that he created.fascinating
>>82479422>fascinatingNo, assassinating.
Kek. Mark has to pay for BT broadband on top of 3 network broadband as a part of a phone contact he took out and pawned. https://youtu.be/ae5VN_Xs_D0?si=eo07sMnYdfi_xMCA
>>82478326I did and slept for less than two hours and feel well rested
>>82479420Yeah leftists are all ugly dyke women. Real men are right wing as fuck and love niggers and muslims rape gangs because its hot watching dark dicks sliding into their mouths.
>>82479459>Kek. Mark has to pay for BT broadband on top of 3 network broadband as a part of a phone contact he took out and pawned.just what is he like >_>
They caught the shooter
The shooter getting caught won't get me a gf.
>>82479383lad you're living out domination piss fantasies with AIseems pretty pervert to me
>>82479487>They caught the shooterfascinating
>North Korea executing more people for watching foreign films and TV, UN findsCould be worse lads, imagine getting hung for watching the US Office cos its better than our shite one.
>>82479511ruthmong should move to north korea
On that bedrotting grind me. Feel ill af after that 2 day bender. Garn have a waccies later, hopefully that will help put me right. Embarrassing.
It sort of slipped out of peoples' minds, but Shiloh Hendrix was charged with disorderly conduct.Quite mad how there's literally zero legal recourse if a schizo black yells "IM GOING TO KILL YOU!" in your face over and over again, but a suburban mum saying a rude word gets her arrested and charged because it's a bridge too far. Two tier justice is not just a UK problem.
>>82479405Bro, it's definitely going to turn out that it was a Groyper who killed Charlie.
>>82479329>merge with her existing bacterial coloniespoemfella would be proud of such prose
>>82479420This is the hubris of post enlightenment liberal society bub
>>82479539I dunno man, she got 1000s in money from right wingers. Sounds absolutely cushty to me
>>82479466It's great what a little nap will do. And might not even mess up your sleep pattern. I've had naps in the evening before, and still gone to bed. The same may happen for you. And if not, have another sleepy tea.
>>82479487He's not gonna have a good day.
>>82479510>fascinatingNo, arresting.>>82479575>he
>>82479511I imagine getting executed in North Korea would be a welcome surprise. Bit hypocritical of Kim, considering he studied abroad and loves foreign films.
I'll tell you what is (IMO) fascinating. Synchronicities, and how life/the divine/the universe is a truly amazing thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZoHfJZACA
Trumpberg going off on one live on Fox
>>82479539>Quite mad how there's literally zero legal recourse if a schizo black yells "IM GOING TO KILL YOU!" in your face over and over againthe reason why there's schizos out in public threatening people is because of rightoids like ronald reagan in the us and enoch powell in the uk shutting all the mental hospitals
Do girls get turned on when you show them your cock at the mall bathroom? Seems like a good way to get her undies on your face and give her the lickeroo and jackhammer her face
>>82479629>mallfuck off
>>82479596>Trumpberg going off on one live on Foxfascinating
>>82479609mental hospitals are kind of fucked tho, desu. Being a bit nuts isn't a crime that a person has to be locked up for.Plus "mental illness" is fast just becoming an excuse for brown people to misbehave, and most of them are fine (accounting for low IQ and general ignorance).I hate read Facebook threads. Normies are ridiculous about this. A bloke dressing up like a woman isn't a crime. He hasn't actually *done* anything. Literally mind your own business.
>>82479642>fascinatingNo, ranting.
>>82479658No, educating.
>modern day slaveryIt might be for black criminals, but it's not for me. You know, because I'm white, so the obvious retarded conclusion is, blacks are enslaved, whites aren't.We are all pushed into this debt slavery that is the modern world. Go and work, so you can pay taxes, as you are nothing more than a guarantee to pay X amount of the nayshun (politicians) debt.Hopefully you'll get to the retirement age before your body starts crumbling. Spend yer last few years on a saga cruise ship sailing the world with the other geriatric cattle.
>>82479685Ah, correcting. Nice.
>>82479697Me? Only 139k left on me mortgage. Paying that off within 10 years. Then I will release the shackles of the corporate machine and enjoy life to the fullest.
imagine getting turned in by your own father, incredibly grim
>>82479629>mallalri frosty jackz lad
Looks like they found the (((assasssin)))Utah gubbnah already sed he'll go on the leccy chair if they do find him. Quite crispy, that
Tried to nap but some mong rang the ball
>tfw ranging the ball
>>82479766So was he a leftie or a rightie?
>>82479812>rangingAs somebody with ESL syndrome, this enrages me. I have been in this country 14 years, and am now fluent in the language. It's RANGGED, you knuckle dragging troglodyte.
BT need to sort their shit out
>>82479856What's wrong with their shit this time?
>>82479869its bollocksed
cum my lady cum on my lady
>>82479898You're my butterface, sugar baby.
tempted to get some sugar for this WE
>>82479947What wrestling event?
>>82479947What wanking event?
Shippy the anal adventurer
Friday night /britfeel/ garn be bussin.
I would fuck Hunter Schafer.
>>82480071early night for me i reckon, absolutely knackered
>>82480071I'm training actually.
Yo my slime, I know you really don't know mandem like that, but I was like I was wondering if like, I could purchase something still famm. Just a bit of grub my drillar. I wanna know what your prices are saying cuz I'm tryna blem a zoot up with my boydem and gyaldem g, like you feel me? So get back to me cuz I know like you're the top dog around here. I wanna purchase the food from you bruce, nobody else. So peace out dawg, roll safe and get back to me on a quick ting brodem
>>82480152You'll look too suspicious. You need to buy a burner phone, then go show him this clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taJQ2RXBhAUThen say, I have a blunt, do you have the other stuff?, I'm willing to pay a handsome reward if you can find some.
Imagine being an african american
>>82480071Got some Morettis in for a good night of drinking alone and watching shite on jewtube.
>>82480152You couldn't sound more like an undercover if your tried lad lmao
Imagine being on benefits
>>82480152phwoarr didn't think I'd read that again after 2018
Notices ur bulge owo KEEEK
>>82480219if you read this you are gaylmao
Imagine imaging being on benefits
>>82480212>>82480199LADS how do you not know thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwtIW2s1CHw&t=44s>>82480218see he gets it
>>82480225>Imagine imagingMONG BOY MONG BOY MONG BOY
I am once again asking for an original YEEHAW!
Me?Probably going to spend the weekend chopping willows in OSRS while watching youtube and not really paying attention to any of it Life is getting more and more grim as the days go on lids, might spice things up and stare at the ceiling for an hour or two
>>82480237WAHEEEY! Lad!
very strong headache rn for me atm, hurts
>>82480226>LADS how do you not know thisIt's not something that I'd search for, or would come up in any of my feeds.
>>82480242What? When did this start lad?
>>82480239Relatable mate. My "spice" has gone from watching youtube on the second monitor to watching youtube on the TV phwoar.Gotta find some value in the stupid fucking telly loicence somehow.
Tube driver union scum claiming 72k isn't a livable wage can just eat my fucking shit encrusted arsehole lmao. What a bunch of piss takers. Automate the choob. Total TfL Firing.
Not posting on a site that doesn't use https:// wankers trying to harvest are infos
>>82480260That board has been going since at least 2009 long before britfeel. They won't appreciate having the link dumped in r9k though.
>>82480266Where's this lad? That's more than me and I'm perfectly comfortable.Is London really that much of a shitshow that 72k becomes "uncomfortable"?
>>82480266t. crab in a bucket mentality
>>82480271I say we invade them. Take their space for ourselves. It's the British thing to do.
>>82480288CORR GAWD SAVE THE KING LADS. PURGE THE SAVAGESCLAIM THIS IMAGEBOARD FOR THE EMPIRE
So much kino stuff going on in real life rnBetter than watching actual kinos, one might indeed be tempted to proclaim
>>82480287I'm happy if people are organically successful, though the government is trying it's hardest to make such a thing impossible. When it comes to unions though it's the equivalent of one twat crab spitting in your face and while you reel from it he steps on your head to get up and out.
>>82480297You gonna walk 500 miles?
>>82480248No you did it wrongly go back and do not that
>>82480312Yeeeehhhhaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Sorry lad I'm from Somerset. Full of hard R's round ere'
>>82480297I'm not even bothered about dossing about playing vidya, it's more interesting watching all the happenings.
>>82480317>Sorry lad I'm from SomersetNice'un fellow bumpkin bro oo-arr.
>>82480271They love newchaps.
>>82480357I am going to unbox your kidneys
>>82480357Looks as dead as britfeel tbf
>>82479734There are more expenses than just a mortgage lad. Do you have enough in your pension to pay for council tax, bills, food, holidays etc. for the rest of your life?
>>82479734Down to 125k for me, although it only started in the 130s.Once me student loan fucks off I may throw the money they took into the mortgage.
>>82480357I haven't posted there in years and don't intend to it's boring. It was originally an offshoot of Britchan which was exactly what it sounds like which was made around 2008. When r9k was brand new and int and pol didn't exist yet. .gs was a splinter board meant to be for more "mature" discussion it was closer to reddit culture back then while britchan was really just a British 00s 4chan, humour was more similar to here, everyone was "lad". Yeah I don't really know why this history has been memoryholed but people seem to think british chan culture started with poleaboo and shippy 10 years ago, it goes back way deeper than that.
Who might play Charlie Kirk in his inevitable biokinematographique
>>82480383a GDQ speedrunner
>>82480379Must have peaked with Poley though. Secretly filming his flatmate and the early blog days were legendary
dont think I will be going on the dating apps, it will be soul crushing
Quite mad that there are hundreds of thousands of first gen immigrant security guards. Any and all pretence of being 'essential workers' is a joke since security guards literally do nothing and are legally prohibited from actually enforcing any rules/laws kek. Literally a fake job.
>>82480383Haley Joel Osment career resurgence
>Zoomer assassin put tranny slogans on the cartridges toohttps://www.zerohedge.com/political/america-has-transtifa-problemTranny ideology needs to be outlawed imo, for it is dangerous and radicalizes all these zoomers into doing left-wing terrorism
>>82480365Fuck pensions lad. My Dad lost 50k when his went bust. Stack some sovereigns instead.
>>82480410I met my gf on tinder years ago so I'd say it's worth a try, but it was a bit grim before that
>>82480408Does Poley still blog?
>>82480435He also wrote about trump, said 6 million wasn't enough. I think the glowies are just flinging mud hoping it sticks to something.
>trantifa>trans militancyWhat a lunatic timeline lol
>>82480412the urban scarecrow
Oh dear, I've been SCHPONGLED!!!!
>>82480450Yeah lad I just cba with it all nowadays. Animals are running the circus lad. Someone I know transitioned despite being balding and is apparently not into men. I know I sound like a proper dinosaur here but if you are depressed about not having a woman then I don't think becoming a balding lesbian is going to help you out much. Maybe he's chin deep in bush right now though, who knows?
>>82480445what do you put as a description nowadays? got a vague idea of the pics
>>82480472Shit lad that was a banging album. Mis those days.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2WP-55FLNk&list=RDJ2WP-55FLNk&start_radio=1
Incel ideology needs to be outlawed imo, for it is dangerous and radicalizes all these zoomers into doing right-wing terrorism
>>82480479I'm a balding lesbian, ride my face?
>>82480487cant really kill the idea though, unless its outlawed through free pussy
>>82480408No desu britfeel and poley can't compare to britchan. There was camwhores and everything. It was basically britfeel except it was a whole site with several boards. By the time britfeel was first created all this stuff had risen and fallen for years already. Britfeel is basically a brand new thread still compared. 2014 was gamergate year. So no desu. Just the fact of it being the 2000s. You had to be there.
>>82480226this is great. but what's the actual context of it? i get that it's a guy riffing, flubbing his lines, but is it a comedy skit or some genuinely undercover cop/vigilante/fuck-knows?at this point i can't tell what's fake and what's FAKE fake. feels past my time ;__; (also a different culture)
>>82480547it's an undercover cop but this is genuinely the shit they come to you with, trying to "blend in with the yout"
hate when image boards add a bunch of shite tbqh. i can accept basic BBCode or Markdown. but when it's embedded sounds, a ton of JavaScript, links, animations, all that wank? you've lost me.that neets moe site looked fine but it's down already LOL.keeping my own message boards secret. mostly just random hobby forums where i intend to hang out in the off-topic subforums, anyway. not against Sea Angling World's rules to NOT post about fishing, is it lads?
Pretty much everybody was a teenlad or early 20s so it was anarchy, the 00s culture was the main culture, epic win, pedobear, not constant ironyslop and cynical phoneposterslop, since everybody posted on PC phoneposters weren't really a thing, girls posting pics with their period blood on their face, sorry feel nostalgic. But no a paki drivelling in a blog wasn't the peak of anything desu it was already all dead by then.
After scanning through the fags for a while I found this. Pretty funny to me at least.Also if you like em large they have a good selection of BBW pics.
>>82480559that's amazing. the local addictions/rehab place has these pamphlets for different drugs, and they each have a little comic about the slang/buying/taking them. fuck knows when they were made, or where, but it's all "hey wassup, mate, you got the goods? after a sick key of coke i rather fancy a couple of blues, if you holdin?"tbf it's an impossible task. i did some mental health volunteering training junior doctors how to deal with crazies. they brought in us genuine crazies because it turns out actors - even really good ones - just aren't as organic as the real thing.
>>82480577>girls posting pics with their period blood on their facethere were a couple of weird shrines (bounce me?) and she posted there, but i wonder where Cracky-chan is today.she's got to be 40 now, right? manager of a Tesco or summat.
>>82480589Just finished smoking a j once and an older guy came up to me with a non local accent and asked if I had 'Bare draw' and could I sell him a 'zoot' whilst gesticulating like Ali-G on meth.
Even the seething was more fun back then. Like there would be an angle other than "I just hate you and I want you to die" which there was that but now that's all there is and that's >50% of every thread. People were more light hearted before the 2010s desu. The iPhone done a number on humans.
>>82480603iphone done a number on me today lad. Anyone notice that Siri just won't work to set alarms and timers anymore. Only bloody thing I used it for.
>>82480596It hit me a while back Cracky's first post was literally 20 years ago of this year.Tesco though, no, she was Old Money, like "you've heard the family name connected to illuminati" level old money.
irony and a for-profit original content culture have ruined the internet. i can forgive some irony, but the profit thing is mad.Patreon seemed like the right way to go. yeah, sure, i want people to make a scratch without ads. bunch of people chipping in a quid a month, they could do alright making internet cartoons or whatever it is. no banner ads, no pop-ups, no subscriptions. everything's still free because it's the internet, but people can get paid PayPal Donate button style.now everything is every fucking money-making model possible, YouTubers going on about toiletries like it's a 1930s radio show. yeah, it's nice to get paid for your work. but people did this for free, the concept of getting paid didn't even register to most people. it's the internet dawg. 'for exposure' was a good thing.
>>82480603Agree, back in the day there was banter now banter has been replaced with unfounded insults and name calling.
>>82480441Sounds like pretty bad financial advice. Pensions are protected if the provider goes bust. They're tax free and I get additional contributions from my employer so I will continue to pay into my pensionI also invest in a global tracker index fund which is up 70% or so
>>82480446Yes but it's dreadfully boring
>>82480596She didn't really post on bounceme/.71 though. Like she did a handful of times but not regularly by any means. I always thought surely she'll eventually break her silence and cash in on being "a thing" but it would seem she truly didn't want it.
>>82480623Sovereigns are tax free and inheritance tax free lad. You can also take them about with you. I have a pension, I also have backups. No point putting all your eggs in one basket.
whys waitrose pizza garlic mayo dip gotta be fucking 600 carioles, i had to skip a meal the previous day just so i could consume 1500 calorie pizza and 600 calorie dip, even had to grate some fucking more cheese on the cunt so thats another 250 carioles
>>82480641gym fag
Rare that i would catch a mood to talk about it. I feel like banging on about old days now just cheapens it. People who were there already know, people who weren't don't understand and don't want to, vast majority from then have long since moved on. Its better keeping the past to itself.
>>82480597for me it was doing ket in the toilets at a local gig. lad heard me in the cubicle, goes, "yo bro, wanna share the love? sort me a key?"now, i'm not racist (and i'm working class) but this was a gentleman with a down-south/London accent. in another life, we may have been friends.instead, i just sat in there freaking out for actual minutes, unsure how to explain to this chap i did not have cocaine. he started slamming on the door and went "why you givin me the silent treatment, man?" and eventually left with a "whatever, bro."total cowardice on my end. i could have had a cool pal, /britfeel/. this would have been our funny story about how we met ;_;
Something wrong with me lads. She's just the prefect lass for me. Bloody love her I does.
>>82480677Hahaha! I was in the pub toilet once and all the cubicles were rolling a joint (they had bouncers outside) we all kind've realised due to russling at the same time and started chatting. Left toilets together and went to the park. That's how I met my mate Jaffa.
>>82480596She will be mid/late 30s if not early 40s now. I used to have stuff like that memorised "she's so fucking cute and sweet" but I lost interest eventually, remember Lia/Ophelia from crackyhouse I think became an r9k e-girl for a while too, and Dolores/Lolichan. Rabbit-chan was a cute chan girl too, forgotten now. Find it interesting how cracky came from an uber-glowie family though and Chris-chan's family are Masons. Masonic stuff in his pics too. If it was just one of them, maybe? Both of them though? In those days? What's the chances?
Din-din o'clock, i do reckon indeed
>>82480700Lad we've done and are doing nothing wrong.
Lia was from Durham I think. She was cute desu. Cracky's name was also Lia (Olivia) but other Lia was from a screen name Ophelia. She was cute, mental though.
>>82480677my autistic arse would've been like "no but i got ket" without considering if it's an undie
>>82480617just seeing people's teenage bedrooms, i forget what the basic level of being middle-class is like. i mean we had a decent telly and a Mega Drive through to PlayStation 2 and that, but it was a standard working-class household.in hindsight it's obvious a lot of these girls doing internet shit were well-off, maybe not super rich, but certainly comfy.>>82480629i just remember a couple of photos "sup bounceme" on her hand, and that. but yeah i can't blame anyone where it was just a daft teenage phase, which it was. Boxxy was a girl hamming it up obviously but i don't see it as "i am an actress, it was a character i portrayed". Creepy-chan did some 'what was it like being a meme?' interview, without any America's Next Top Model reality show editing. even THAT was a performance, basically.you can hate "quirky" people all you want but i've definitely met plenty of middle-aged women who are a bit quirky and must have been fun as hell in their teens/20s. "e-girls" or whatever zoomers are on now, maybe some will just stay that way (like flabby old rocker/metalhead couples, good for them)
>>82480628What content do you feel other people should blog about themselves that would entertain you more
>>82480722Yeah check pics of hers and pay attention to the house and surroundings. It's a leafy suburb in oxford and the house is a massive fuck off old thing. His dark materials vibes. Lyra, Lia. It looks magical desu.
>>82480692haha class. even just smoking, i always envied my smoker mates. go outside for a fag, five minutes later they've made friends. you can actually hear each other, someone needs a lighter, "how's your night? do you know _____?" fucking SMOKERS you pricks it's not fair.>>82480716i was already a bit para but combined with ket'd slowbrain i just froze. deer in headlights. then i had to commit to it. share your drugs in places, lads. go on. i know cocaine is expensive but new mates can be priceless <333
snorting cum
>>82480707STOP TRYING TO RECRUIT ME TO YOUR WEIRD FUCKING CLUB.IT WILL WORK.
>>82480685Looks low IQ desu lad
There's video games that were like B-list that would be best sellers now. The standards of everything has only lowered. I fucking hated my life and being a teenager at the time. I was depressed. Yet objectively the world then was so much better to live in we actually took it for granted and complained about conditions that you'd only dream of now. The baseline was so much higher we took good stuff for granted. Stuff is just meant to be good, innit? We live in England at the end of the day, we're lucky. LOL
>>82480771mate honestly i've had nothing more than 64mg codeine and alcohol, and even that's been a year, i have no self-control and I don't want to delve into any of it, also adhd so super addictable.
Problem is zoomers and alphas didn't experience the difference so it can't really go back. They only know the shit timeline. Boomers were there but their heads were too full of nonsense to notice anything same as now.Millennials were the last to really live in the old world and we watched and participated in the birth of the new world. So we distinctly feel a difference that younger people aren't really aware of. They know it was different. Look at the stuff zoomers are into. Y2k aesthetic. Fruitger aero. Azumanga daioh. All the 90s 00s music deftones weezer nu metal. They weren't personally there but they see the traces. Oh aye.
>>82480711>Durhamwas just thinking i remember that "Skins house party" that made the news. knew people who knew people who went there, heard from the girl's friend she was distraught people had nicked the "silverware". who the fuck has "silverware"? was expecting some palatial estate but it was just an orange new build in a cul-de-sac.
>>82480809>Boomers were there but their heads were too full of nonsense to notice anything same as now.Explain?t. Gen X
>>82480787She is, but she's fun. Have a thing for that blank stare.
>>82480809So you're saying genX for the win?>>82480850I'm genX with a boomer mum, and can say her head is not in the game, desu.
>>8248086028% of Gen Z was aborted. There's been a decline in birth rates for ages. Why do you think they want to bring in the immigrants? It's because they are fully aware that when millenials get to business leader age that there won;t be a work force to employ and the system will collapse.
Trump needs to use federal authority to turn TPUSA into the American schutzstaffel.
>>82480791>that were like B-list that would be best sellers nowi like that we're at the point where there are not just indie games with well-made pixel art (great stuff!) but people see reasonably polished 90s games as 'like' those - we've come full circle.picrel is just some Mega Drive 32X game, looks like one. that Cybershell Let's Play fella from back in the day made a video about it, and quite a few younger commenters were going on how it resembles an indie game, since it has that 'style'.had fun with that PS1-style delivery game someone was on about yesterday, but it's still strange to me when games have perfect physics. driving around a road, sure. the box tumbling down a hill and crashing into other boxes Half-Life 2 style, but with PS1 graphics? lol wut
>>82480811Yeah remember that news and my chemical romance suiciders >>82480850Mostly just meaning boomers weren't into the internet until like 10-15 years ago so they didn't particularly notice the switch from analog to digital living except that some of them had kids who sat on the computer all day. But at the time that wasn't considered normal to be on the internet a lot at all. Even online dating for a long time was considered like a joke for desperate people it seemed weird to meet a partner online. There's boomers who scroll Instagram 24/7 now who didn't have an email address in 2008. Smartphone changed everything.
>>82480860From my understanding he's saying millennials and only millennials lived in the best internet times. When that is utter bollocks, Gen X was already there in the best internet times. IMO Gen Y, millennials ruined the internet with their identity politics and waa waa me mental elf waa waa.
Just necked that waccies. Struggled towards the end but at least I got some food in me system. Still feel rough af.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLX5Nym9fcs>and if you have five seconds to spare, I'll tell you the story of my life
>>82480900if you drink again tonight, i'm telling you, water it down. either literally dilute your vodka with water keta-me style (tastes disgusting? good.)orhave yourself a glass of water for every alcoholic drink. and neck a rehydration tablet before you garn bed.i do not miss drinking. few relapses this year, after years off it. it's just fucking dire.
>>82480900>Just necked that waccies.phwoar what did you get
>>82480874because it's a worse world still.
>>82480692>That's how I met my mate Jaffa.Surname Cake?
>>82480935McSlop and a McSlop wrap. Classic HHL style.
>>82480947He's a big ginger bastard kek
>>82480874That is what they (politicians) believe, yes. Why they believe that, whilst the country falls apart, is mind boggling. Their experiment didn't work. Opening the floodgates hasn't helped. Nobody can say it has worked, because look at the state of it all. >>82480897It's only you that mentioned the internet. Anon's post is talking about things that genX did, saying zoomies worship that stuff (they should, it was quite fun growing up back then). But all of this is pointless, as genX kids grew up into the politicians we see today, who just follow around a carrot on a stick (the promise of furtune and power).Generational fighting is a handy D&C tactic. Just saying. Bit weird how there's all this tribalism around our generations.
Had an accidental nap lads. Was watching a VOD while laying on my bed.Woke up 30 mins later.
>>82480860Gen x is okay, they've amounted to nothing though. What even are they, nowadays? Generic wagies. Yes gen x had their moment online too but mostly when people talk about the old internet now they mean the 2000s, newgrounds, runescape, forums, MSN, 4chan(made by a millennial), old youtube. Gen x was definitely a part of it but its mostly millennials. In the 2000s Gen x were just "guys who are older than me but not old like my parents", didn't really view them any particular way but they were already grown up and part of regular life by then it was millennials on the computer all day. Yeah the sjw stuff is millennial but that's way later and again it's more about the smartphone than age imo. By 2013, 14, there was millions of people online suddenly who really wouldn't have been online a lot before social media and iPhone. Yes that was millennial but the edgy Internet era was also millennial, both true. Gen x,people associate with MTV and shit like that not the internet desu. There was no millennial gen x beef at the time though that's fabricated now where everything has to be a competition/fight for some reason.
>>82480979Nothing better than a nap desu
However the line of gen x is apparently 1980. You could call that early millennial really desu.
>>82480967I didn't say it worked... They realised this back in the 70s hence the push for women to join the work force. That's when it all went down hill.
>boomer>gen x>millennial>gen zall made up yank nonsense, simple as
>>82480980Divide and conquer. If you fall out with the generation before there's a good chance you won't get that inheritance and so it goes back to the state or put into other things.
>>82481024i've accepted it's here to stay. does sort of serve a useful purpose tbqh, obviously you can't evenly divide up 'generations' because people have children every day of every year. but there is a general pattern you can point out (just like we do with decades, 'the 90s').for me it's World War II going from 'our grandparents' to nobody's grandparents, and the rise of the internet/smartphones. even when we had PCs at home, and before us it was Amigas and all that - those were separate to life. like gardening. now they're part of life, like eating.
>>82481024When millennial started I barely knew what it meant though I am one. Plus it means soiboy beta now but initially it was like a hipster guy in a flannel shirt who drinks craft beers. Fuck knows.>>82481027True
millennials the generation hooked on video games and youtube, the generation that abandoned the idea of making friends for their gaming team mates. the generation that psyoped themselves into mental health problems and are now drugged out of their eyeballs because they forgot how to talk to people. the generation that's too scared to talk to women. the generation now looking down on gen z that they themselves set the stage for. why didn't millennial pave a better path for gen z?
>>82481079>but initially it was like a hipster guy in a flannel shirt who drinks craft beersThat was just "hipster" back in those days.
>>82480980I think genX were involved in creating the things you loved, but it would have been your generations that mad them what they were (if that makes sense). There will have been percentage of genX online, as well as a vast percentage of child age millenials, as well as older millenials.This use of generations in terms of age is ridiculous as well. I could be in my 40's, and you in your 30's, and different generations, yet our parents could be the same age.>>82481024America is still a young country, and doesn't have a history of generations going back multiple hundred's of years, so they need to create all these generations, to seem more legitimate.
>>82481085Mainly due to economics. If you graduated as a Millenial then you would have hit that entry job level stage at the same time as the 08 financial crisis. You were then competing for entry level work with people who were just layed off who had more experience. Now that those have finally moved up the ladder wthe millenials are just starting their careers properly and that means that they didn't have the financial ability on average to have kids etc or find a home. Lots of them became disenfranchised and so were never able to grow up or meet the normal adulthood milestones.
What generation were knocking about in 1876?
>>82481108There has always been generational markers in economics. The modern naming trend only came about due to a book by Douglas Copeland in the early 90s. It was about before that but that was the real acceptance point and the naming trend continued.
>THE CURRENT GENERATION IS OH MY >GOD THE CURRENT GENERATION IS IS IS >OHHHH MYYYY DA>THE CURRENT GENERA-ACKTHIS CURRENT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>The children now love luxury they have bad manners contempt for authority they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise Children are now tyrants not the servants of their households They no longer rise when elders enter the room They contradict their parents chatter before company gobble up dainties at the table cross their legs and tyrannize their teachers>a summary of general complaints about the youth by the ancient Greeks as written in a 1907 dissertation by a student Kenneth John FreemanYawn Fucking idiots will still quibble over THE CURRENT GENEARATIONAE OSEIGMSOEINGSOEUGNSEOUGN in 500 years. Nothing ever happens.
>>82481085Not really true lad because those of us doing that would have done it regardless. Being online gaming all day. We were outcasts, geeks. Most people my age weren't like that. They had friends and girlfriends. If you're a zoomer you don't really know I guess. You have this idea that being online is part of the fabric of life. Yes most people used the Internet in *some* way but it was viewed totally separate from real life and the vast majority only used it for work/school purposes and casual MSN chats. Being "chronically online" was not the norm. We were like that because we were mediocre in socialising irl not the other way around.
>>82481085i think we're more the 'start' of what you're describing, than the full brunt of it, tbqhwu zoomer-kun.the internet is not serious business. i had online friends but i was under no illusion we were anything like mates at school - we were just in a Counter-Strike clan together. good times.nowadays people are exclusively friends over the internet, and that's their friendship. or cyberspace and meatspace have merged. blew my mind when a friend started dating a lass he'd met on this Discord group they have. i know that's not too far off whatever "Friendster" was, but the point of MySpace was that it was your mates you knew (and yeah, maybe you'd talk to other people). chatrooms, IRC, all that? just online.as the other lad says, economy-wise it's all fucked. i felt like a right clever clogs for doing A-levels. now they're compulsory. now kids need to go to university. by default. what in the flying fuck.
>>82481130Exactly, the deanos from our generation that joined their dad's building crew etc are all sitting pretty. It's just that the nerdier ones due to the collapse didn't have the jobs market open for them or were mollycoddled by parents and never had to move out.
looking forward to my beach walk tomorrow morning, think I may set off at 8, there for 9 ish, fuck about then returneth home mid day ish, bit o scran, shower then chill. Quite hoping its going to pish it down, love a rainy beach. Hopefully weird things have washed ashore.
In 2007, somebody could say "he sits on the internet all day" and it was understood to mean. He's a freak, doesn't fit in, probably a nonce or something. Zoomers don't know how quick things changed. It's new to us as well.
yep, crowbar time, going to make an OC crowbar apu later
Once snapchat came out. You really started seeing all the deanos and chantelles take to the internet. Would've been like science fiction when I was in school. Deano is an internet addict now? Yeah, there was bebo and MySpace, but it was really nothing compared to now. And regardless of how much time spent online nobody took the internet seriously like now.
>*Commissions a nu breadington to be made at once*
>>82481230give me 176 seconds lad.
stealkingtons is on
>>82481187It was about then that I got into the internet. I'd been on smack for years, came off it and mum got internet and a laptop, and I went wild. It was brilliant, could dive into conspiracy rabbit holes daily, and I had a notebook I'd write lots of things in to search the following day(s). Slowed down as I became a wagie, then picked it all back up when I moved into my own place. 10 (moved out ~10 years ago) years later, here I am.
>>82481230how much commission is it, whats the going rate
Tfw no livejournal gf
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>>82481240A lot of the old internet drug sites were gen x I think. Bluelight, erowid etc. Felt naughty.
