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>tfw tall but ugly guys can ogremaxx yet short but handsome guys can't farquaadmaxx

This proves height > face, within reason, of course. We see this reflected in real life and all other sorts of places like fiction. Women write romance novels all the time about fucking tall monster beasts that don't even look human which is just further evidence of this truth. Never about short, handsome men or creatures though. Tall ugly guys always seem to be able to fuck ugly bitches if they dumpster dive enough too. If you're handsome but short though, you aren't even seen as a man because you physically can't make a woman feel like a woman.
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it's weird isn't it
imagine fapping to a butterface just because she's tall or she has a nice body
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>>82473073

you don't fap to butterfaces?
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chris carmack vs adam the fridge bod driver who wins
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>>82473153
I don't. I'm pretty sure I don't.
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>>82473153
>>you don't fap to butterfaces?
most robots don't, they're entitled
my future wife is a fembot like that though, I know she's out there and I will rescue her
and abduct her to take her to her favorite burger place
so she starts trusting me
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>>82473037
Wasnt farquaad like 2 feet tall?
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>>82473278
>entitled
Yes, you can choose what pictures to fap to. Even in a zombie apocalypse, you can cut out a picture of your choosing from the sears catalog, for masturbation.
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>>82473298
I only fap to anime girls who look frumpy like fembots though, so I don't risk cheating on my future fembot wife
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>>82473037
How are you so retarded as to misinterpret Shrek? The movie is literally about how looks and money don't matter.
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>>82473338
>looks and money dont matter
>you can be a shut in antisocial incel chud and a literal princess will choose you over...uh over an impotent manlet lmao
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>>82473073
>imagine fapping to a butterface just because she's tall or she has a nice body
Bitch I don't need to imagine
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>>82473338
the movie is about how being a disgusting slob fatty fat fat mutt is cool and good but being short and/or having pretensions is unacceptable and evil



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