How would you react if a girl had a crush on you?
>>82473580>How would you react if a girl had a crush on you?Id start to cry and run away
>>82473580assume the cia is trying to mk ultra me
>>82473580it would never happenbut in this hypothetical scenario that is true to life, for the purpose of you understanding how far dgone I am: I would sperg out and become clingy and unintentionally give her the ick so that she doesn't have a crush on me anymore
>>82473580I would treat her like shit and mentally torture her as collective punishment for womankind
>>82473619Only correct answer in this /thread
call the trusted adult
>>82473580i would deny it to myself no matter how obvious she made it and unconsciously lead her on just trying to be polite and friendly, and not realize what actually happened until a couple years laterthis has happened at least six times. my one and only ex gf i didn't think was interested in me in that way until she literally crawled on top of me in bed and began fucking me
>>82473580It's happened before. I ignore them until they stop. One thought she was slick and asked me out, I told her no and avoided her until she stopped trying to talk to me. Take a hint, idiots.
>>82473580I'd take her on a date if she told me she liked me.
>>82473580good question, actuallyi wouldn't be too sure what to do, but i guess i'd appreciate her immensely for it, for startersi am but a mirror to others anyway, i love back immensely those who manage to find it in themselves to love me
does she like new york or basque cheesecake.
Avoid her and avoid the hassle.
>>82473580Extremely paranoid and doubtful.
>>82473580I would have unprotected sex with her for the purpose of impregnating her and babytrapping her.
>>82473580I would be overjoyed and feel very validated. Probably. Idk.
>>82473580Stick women my beloved!!! My Wife!!
I have two girls at work who both have a crush on me. One is ugly and older, the other is pretty cute and very autistic. But I'm already seeing someone, also you aren't supposed to shit where you eat. The one I thought she was slick trying to get my phone number, she asked me to text her the name of this one band I liked. I told her she could text me and that my number was 8675309
>>82473580None would ever do that (none ever have) and if one did, it would just be a dumb chadsexual bitch who thinks I'm secretly more desirable than I really am, so as soon as she gets to know me, she's going to get icked out and go get used and abused by Chad instead because females are shallow pigs who hate nice guy incels like me
>>82473580Start avoiding her because I'm tremendously insecure.
>>82473580Hit her. I need to know how much she loves me.
>>82473580I had an ugly Indian girl flirt with me at my job and follow me around. It sucks because I wish she was hot, I would have fucked her
>>82473580Depends who she is, but in general I'd not allow them to get close.
>>82473580I would miss all her signs because I simply do not consider it a possibility.
>>82473580Real "wouldn't wanna join any club that would have me as a member" shit. If she genuinely had a crush on me and wasn't just using her feminine wiles to get something from me, I'd probably be a little disappointed in her. But that might depend on her reasoning for harboring a crush.
>>82475442this happened to me once, when I was 19. She sat in my lap and put her arm around me, and I didn't figure out what was going on until two full days later. Now I'm a wizard, that was my one chance at avoiding it and I didn't see it because obviously that's so ridiculous that it never even crossed my mind.
>>82473580I wouldn't react at all, it would be like if i had a bee on me
Crushes are creepy. You know nothing about me, go away.
I dunno I'd probably be confused
I've turned down every girl whos shown any interest in me because if you like me it means somethings wrong with you and I don't want you.I'm a middle aged loser what the fuck
>>82473580I would never know because she would never tell me. I wouldn't react because there would be nothing to react to
>>82473580I'd tell her I appreciate it but she could probably do better than a bitter and depressed divorced dad.
>>82477333>was married>had sexNormies get out REEE
>>82477340>>had sexNah, kid budded off of me via mitosis.Sex is a psyop. It's there to distract you from war.
>>82473580well...a lot of girls had crushes on me cause I was hotbutI have the tismsoooooo yeah.
>>82477368Don't pretend to be le based schizo you fucking normalnigger
it's happened a few times so i know the cycle pretty well>eventually become suspicious that she has feelings for me>begin feeling anxious after every interaction>start to over analyse all of our exchanges>start constantly questioning whether or not what i'm picking up on is real or false>start to pick up on every little sign no matter how real or insignificant>start to feel overwhelmed by all of the anxiety that comes with these things>begin questioning what i should do>debate between distancing myself, setting up boundaries, pursuing a relationship>usually resort to distancing myself until they stop making an effort to engage with me
I'll just straight up say I only like fictional girls. I have no interest in real girls and never will.
>>82473580Happy, I would be very happy
>>82473580I'd hope she'd want to hook-up on a regular basis, without all the outdoors bullshit.
>>82477652Haha, are you gay?
>>82473580I've been oblivious to all the girls that had crushes on me, my friend(who also had a crush on me), told me years later after hs that friends in our group had a crush on me/attracted to me, she even rejected a few of them on my behalf
>>82477551A divorcee can't enjoy war? I think 80% of the infantry NCO corps would disagree with you
>>82473580i'd likely do pretty well with her and then she would lose interest after i found out and turned into an autistic sperg
>>82473580Why is a U.S state hugging me?
>>82473580I would need to level up because she'd find me attractive while I'm where i'm at and that is a red flag
>>82473580This has happened to me before because I am (allegedly) good looking, but they can't handle my autism so they back down.
i would be really excited and try to date her
Complete disbelief and me saying "why?"
>>82479426Ive been watching monkey YouTube videos, they seem more real than the humans haha
>>82473580>new job>a lot of pretty girls>first day i get a crush on a blonde 10/10 girl>do nothing>ff couple of months>get a crush on second qt blonde>do nothing>ff a couple of months>find out that hot brunette girl (who i met from the beginning and knew was single) just got a new bf>instantly get sad and fall in love with her that day>ff a month>it turns out that brunette is actually single and i hear the second blonde has a bf>hard crush on second blonde, more than first time, and lose interest in brunette>ff a couple of more months>find out the first blonde and brunette have crush on me (brunette for some time by now)>second blonde is in happy relationship>discretely distance myself from first blonde and brunette>still mady in love with second blonde>do nothing and sufferi refuse to do anything with these 2 girls i had a crush on because i know if i tried anything it would ruin any chances with second blonde girl. and i just know if she even became available and liked me back i would lose interest or get cold feet. im sad for two reasons, im not with second blonde and i have a FOMO for not doing anything about other 2 girlswhat is wrong with me?
>>82479426Y'know, this gorilla seems far more human than niggers. I'm starting to think comparing niggers to gorillas is an insult only to the latter.
>>82473580This did happend in highschool and I was really happy but also sad because she had to endure being with a mentally ill freak like me. She broke up with me 2 months later because she found out about me advocating rape and murder from a year ago, even though I did not held such views at the time I met her. Now I've been a neet for 4 years and i wish for a painless death
