Anon, what would you do if a girl appeared in your room (naked) and started to give you a blow job for free?
>>82475049i wouldnt feel anything because im cut desu
probably assume she is trying to frame me for a sex crime, I'd run away, phone the police and lawyer up
>>82475049I woke up to a girl fucking me, I was of half a mind to beat her to death, but I was too tired to bother
>>82475093Dude, don't be gay like that, no girl's would ever want to frame a Chad like yourself.
>>82475049I would ask her what in the world is she doing, then I would cum and be like, nice, that's cash money . but still, it would be very surprising. like, pee comes out of there bro. I wouldn't suck my own dick.
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>>82475049I'd tell her to stop and tell her to leave. Sex is gross and blow jobs are utterly disgusting conservative bullshit. That's literally the place men piss from. It's so fucking demeaning. God I hate sex, it's so disheartening that women want that shit so much
>>82475049cry and ask her to stop
>>82475049I'd ask who she's and what's she doing at my house, obviously.
depends on how attractive she is desu
>>82475049kill myself, nothing stops what's planned
>>82475049>how the fuck did you get inside
>>82475049i'd wake up
>>82475300>t-that's the power of love, anon!
>>82475308>calls my name at the endConsider myself dead, enjoy the spooky sloppy bj and say my prayers
>>82475049I'd stop her, explain I don't do hook ups, ask her who she is and why she is here, then give her some clothes to wear
You aren't a woman anon, you are a dewd
>>82475049i'd give her some bucks for managing to get through a 40mm padlock and/or a bunch of iron bars that surroud the entrances to my apartment and still had the gall to wait for the owner to show upa blowjob would be nice but i'd much prefer a hug instead, or a dozen
>>82475049Check if she has a dick with ants in her cola scented pubes and inhale deeply.https://www.sexylosers.com/comic/173/>>82475333>Consider myself dead, enjoy the spooky sloppy bj and say my prayersHer angelic labial halo would certainly bring out the holy spirit all at once. Trippatrips best of bunch, ichiban.
>>82475049obviously I'd watch carefully to see if she spit or swallowed.
>>82475184>That's literally the place men piss from.I'd drive my double double wideload delivery van tractor trailer right up her hershey highway and ram it straight in the loading ramp at her fudge packing factory.
>>82475049How was your day Tomoko
>>82475049this nigga right here is gay, everyone. be careful around this anon who thinks girls will pay him any mind at all.
>>82475049I would force my penis into her vagina instead because only about 1 in a billion women know how to properly use their mouth/throat. I really doubt she would be one of those incredibly rare women
>>82475049I'd probably say>Y-you too.
>>82475049>Anon, what would you do if a girl appeared in your room (naked) and started to give you a blow job for free?Stroke her hair and hope she wants fucked in her pussy and ass too.
