>dr. weighed me this morning>1002.8 lbsfuck what do I do about this? I was so happy thinking I would be under 800 by now.
>>82475298did they have to airlift you to the hospital?
>>82475298You should try doing a trust fall on the skinniest person that you see in public.
>>82475298please post physique immediately
>>82475298No way that's insane. How the fuck did you fit through the hospital doors?
>>82475298Do you have diabetes?
>>82475298that is impossibleyou'd be already dead nigga
>>82475298World's thinnest American, probably cost you a few million quid for the weighing too.
that's literally impossible please stop lying