31 now. partied through my teens and 20s. made me realize how many whores there are. girls would fuck anybody at house parties that broke my mind as a kid in 2006

>>82476570
i mean are you in college and have you been to a college party yet

>>82476563
>never been to a party
>never been to a club/bar
>never even sipped alcohol.

>>82476592

im drunk as fuck its not worth it im going to feel like dogshit tomorrow and then drink again at night. if i dont drink i feel like fucking shit. dont drink im proud of you

What's with brown whores and Harry Potter looking dudes

>>82476563
no i haven't and I don't think I want to. If I go to college i'm going to be around zoomers.

>>82476563
Why do you like this couple so much, OP? You have used this image multiple times.

>>82476842
i like whatever the guy is doing with his hand

>>82476563
no i didn't because i'm an autistic freak

>>82476563
Only once and everyone ignored me. I'm not sure why my chad friend pressured me to go when he was busy hanging out with everyone else. At least I got free beer out of it though.

>>82476563
>went to college for 6 years
>got denied by every frat
>never been to a party

>>82476570
How does one get invited to house parties

>>82477178
know people
they invite you

>>82477178
have a childhood friend that does all of the work for you

>>82477178
be neurotypical and talk to people

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>>82476570
I was a sophomore in 2006, I had a tubby Chinese girl sit on my lap and put her arm around me. I didn't realize what she was trying to do until two full days later.

Now I'm a wizard. Autism, it's a hell of a drug.

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I partied pretty fucking hard for a while
> participated in the 4loko era (if you know you know)
> once got a shoutout from the DJ as the only White guy in a black club
> one party I was holding a full pitcher of beer and got capped or whatever
> (means u have to drink it all asap; there's definitely something in urbandictionary about this)
> ended up puking a holocaust all over the bathroom, had to clean it up a week later
> another time i puked going up the stairs in that same house, but i was the last person and it was dark/loud so no one noticed
> hopefully no one slipped on it
> dabbled in research chemicals. puked outside of a CVS pharmacy in broad daylight
> got ripped off for fake molly at a dubstep show, but still had a good time (rejected a woman who approached me)
> ran from the cops once, laid prone in someone's backyard
> met a guy who was on acid. i had to hold on to his backpack for half a year because he jumped in a random womans car and got arrested
But now that I have grey in my wings like Paulie Walnuts, I spend my days walking around picking up litter. Most weekends I stay at home to focus on fedposting and watching videos of people dying

...Damn I've done a lot of puking

Sure, tons and tons. Kinda tired of it now. Sure, sometimes a nice house party with friends a few baggies of c is fun. But like open events? I'm over it. Too many trips to the bathroom stalls. I'm approaching 40 now too, so the clubs aren't screaming my name anymore either.

>>82476563
no and never will

>>82476563
Went to a house party once, it was pretty lame, but I learned what weed smells like.
I went to a club a couple times, kinda dragged along by two of my more club-keen friends. Without them, I would've never gone, and probably won't again, but it wasn't bad. Truth is, except for a couple of drunk/extremely sociable people, everyone just seems to stick to their group and not risking going out of their comfort zone.
It all feels like a big act put on by everyone. A normie social contract.
>let's all buy overpriced alcohol or cheap piss and """dance""" to the music, like everyone else is doing, pretend to have the time of your life!!!
Maybe it's just projection, but I don't think anyone else knows what they're doing at these events either

be the party