List suicide methods that are retard proof.
>>82477654shotgun to roof of mouth
>>82477654Being a female and settling for nice guy incels, apparently, since they hate that idea so much
>>82477654farting in the dark, shitting in the basement
>>82477669Seen the video of the guy that blew his face off and lived. Not falling for that one.
just hang on
>>82477842Yeah... Hopefully with a rope by the neck.
>>82477654sodium nitrite poisoningyou can order it off amazonits a pretty uncomfortable way to go tho. you suffocate because it stops your hemoglobin from carrying oxygengo find a homeless guy and tell him you want to buy fentanyl. opiates are probably the most comfy endyou should kill yourself tho. you'll be trapped living your life over and over again for all eternity if you do
Anons may not know this, but if you keep on living you are 99.9999999% guaranteed to die someday.
>>82477925meant to say you SHOULD NOT kill yourself
>>82477654Jumping is the most reliably effective method, but most people don't have the willpower to do it.
>>82477654Go out with a bang, and take the neighbors with you.https://youtu.be/mQIOZEEt9vI?si=WatxdAxdlDtidPGD
>>82477669Worst advice ever, do NOT listen to this guy OP. Roof of the mouth is extremely unrealistic, its nothing like the movies. You'll end up choking to death on tissue and blood, or worse- get "saved" and put into long term care for vegetables. The instant death you see in movies is from a direct shot to the brain stem, **not the spinal cord, too many people get those two mixed up. Get up anatomical diagrams and practice your aim in the mirror, this is the last thing youll ever do so do it right.
>>82477654Old age. Just get old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPuTqmcs16E&list=RDgPuTqmcs16E&start_radio=1&pp=ygUNa21mZG0gZ29kbGlrZaAHAQ%3D%3D
Keep living. Every day you're one day closer to death guaranteed. You don't need to really do anything in particular, you'll just die eventually.
>>82477654sitting infront of a nigger seems like a good way according to all these american threads popping up
>>82477669That's it or a handgun to your head
>>82477973Too late. You have set this even in motion.
>>82478290If you're gonna off yourself, at least send me your money and valuables first. You won't need em.
>>82477654Living in america. Just wait a bit, you will get shot eventually.
>>82477654Okay just:>Waste all your time consuming media (porn)>Become bitter and fearful towards the world>Get a job that you cannot possibly enjoy and a wife of the same quality>Lastly, don't shoot yourself (not retard proof)Most people live in a constant state of dying, trying to waste as much time as possible, like a whore wastes money. Just be like everyone else who's too afraid to live.
Go to Mexico and dick punch a cartel member.Go to Japan and try to overthrow a yakuza cell.Go to Mecca, Saudi Arabia and wear a tshirt that says Allah is gay.
>>82478049Are you talking about 410 loaded with rock salt? You don't need to get a doctorate in anatomy. When using buckshot and a 12ga any aiming is optional.
>>82477669clearly never watched fight club
>>82477654homemade explosives
>>82477654when i was planning to kill myself, suffocation from pure nitrogen gas seemed the way to go. gotta make sure it doesn't mix with air or anything at any point even after falling unconscious while i remember it being basically like going to sleep and not waking up, my memory is bad and i was suicidal at the time so take what i said with a grain of salt because i may be very wrong
>>82477654continuing to live
>>82477654Isn't helium still the go to because the body doesn't even recognise it?
>>82477654Helium simple asphyxiation. Your body can't tell the difference between helium and air, so if you breath helium you won't even notice you're dying.
>>82477654yelling nigger really loud at martin luther king blvd
>>82478049I've seen multiple suicide videos of head getting blown off, it works
>>82477654None are easy to access unless you are a burger unfortunately.
>>82477654Carbon monoxide poisoning
>>82477695>>82478049>>82478879clearly so many people dont know what the fucking roof of a mouth is, so many directionally challenged retardsnot the fucking chin, not fucking back of the fucking throat, u angle the fucking gun backwards to help fit in ur mouth and place against the top of the roof of your mouthbut yes this isnt retard proof, as you directly challenged retards have proven thatim no expert but the roof of the mouth i assumed, is the path least obstructed to the brain
>>82477654Fentanyl or heroin. It will give you the most mindblowing pleasure anyone can experience, said to be better than any orgasm, and then it will quickly kill you once you overdose. I'm not an expert but if I understand correctly the overdose itself is painless (don't quote me on that though). It's the withdrawal that is painful but if you want to die you can just increase the dose until death so you won't feel any withdrawal.
>>82477654Say the nigger word in front of a muscular negro.
>>82482875>WHAT DA FUCK YOU JUST SAY? Ohhhhh hahahaha this lil white boy thinks he's tough? That's funny. You aight lil nigga. Just don't say that shit the next block over them niggas is crazy!! Have a blessed day
>>82482902>try to suicide by nigger>gets a niggabro friend instead>life is now brighterSounds good to me.
>>82477695yes that's why you put it inside your mouth. if you put it to your chin and get the angle wrong or jerk it as you pull the trigger, you just blow your face off. if it's actually inside of your mouth, you essentially can't fuck it up. alternatively, helium tank+mask. It's less likely to work, but if it fails it tends not to cause significant injury. it's also easy to back out if you decide not to do it before passing out: just take the mask off
>>82482875I did that in an Uber and literally nothing happened. Why do you guys think niggers are super heros?
>>82477925>you'll be trapped living your life over and over again for all eternity if you doSchizo theory. If anything that happens when you're alive.
>>82477654Guillotine. You'll still be conscious for several seconds after decapitation so it's pretty horrible but the odds of survival are zero.
>>82477925I couldn't find it on Amazon my absolute nigga.
>>82477654Step 1. Drop out of college.Step 2. Spend all your time rambling about politics. If Lefty start a youtube station and blue sky, if righty start a rumble and twitterStep 3. Never ever not be talking about politics. Instead of playing "All conversations come back to Hilter", make all conversations come back to politics 24/7. Step 4. Once popular Agree to speak a college.Step 5. If you get here, you fucked up somewhere, go back to to step 2 and try again retard.
>>82482335this is how you blow your face off, the goal is to sever your brain stem which is at about a 45 degree angle
>>82484116again, retardation
