/r9k/ - >have been twinkmaxxing for nearly a year now >sti - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

09/12/25(Fri)05:55:20 No.82478864

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Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)05:55:20 No.82478864 Archived

>have been twinkmaxxing for nearly a year now
>still need to lose 3-5 kg
>girls and guys hitting on me
you literally can't lose

Anonymous
09/12/25(Fri)07:39:32 No.82479319

Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)07:39:32 No.82479319

>>82478864
Height weight?

Anonymous
09/12/25(Fri)07:40:33 No.82479321

Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)07:40:33 No.82479321

>>82478864
Shoulder to waist/hips ratio?

Anonymous
09/12/25(Fri)07:40:33 No.82479322

Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)07:40:33 No.82479322

why are zoomies so vain and self obsessed, i don't get it

Anonymous
09/12/25(Fri)07:43:33 No.82479340

Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)07:43:33 No.82479340

>>82478864
Asshole circumference

Anonymous
09/12/25(Fri)07:43:50 No.82479345

Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)07:43:50 No.82479345

I am naturally twink maxxed being 5'11" and under 60kg

Anonymous
09/12/25(Fri)07:51:53 No.82479384

Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)07:51:53 No.82479384

>>82479340
>>82479321
>>82479319
That guys Satan. You can see his tattoos, Satan has no respect for his body because hes lived as 40 billion people already. Tattoos are like the biggest clue, that person isnt human. The second biggest clue is that they die painfully. Satan says he respects the real people enough to kill them when the time comes. But not enough to give them a sexy clone girlfriend. He makes us pay money to have sex with his clones. Lol, its really gay dude they arent even real people. He should be sucking my dick on the dumbest girl hes cloned himself with every day not like he cares about what feels good he kills himself like its nothing

OP
09/12/25(Fri)07:52:17 No.82479389

OP 09/12/25(Fri)07:52:17 No.82479389

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>>82478864
Last time I checked, my bmi was around 17.4, all natural. Don't need to fast or deliberately try to lose wieght. I can just pig tf out and eat whatever I want with little to no physical activity in-between. Perdonally, I don't mind this "curse" of mine at all desu.

Anonymous
09/12/25(Fri)07:53:49 No.82479396

Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)07:53:49 No.82479396

>>82478864
Asian twinks are Gods

Anonymous
09/12/25(Fri)08:00:54 No.82479432

Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)08:00:54 No.82479432

>>82479322
Either you go through this phase or you end up a 30 year old virgin wizard. Even prostitutes won't fuck a neckbeard any more. This is a dire and serious warning.

Anonymous
09/12/25(Fri)08:24:44 No.82479564

Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)08:24:44 No.82479564

>>82479322
Its called not being a ugly slob
Have you tried that?

Anonymous
09/12/25(Fri)11:18:08 No.82480574

Anonymous 09/12/25(Fri)11:18:08 No.82480574

>>82479432
Surely there's some middle ground?